#I think!!

[bubblesbinxs]

TEEHEE

[boomposhpow]

putting mullet stan through my expression practice, guy can’t catch a break

[ashiemochi]

bizarre critter.

[gayandangery]

Honey: "We didn't even have a real wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday."

Guy: "The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole."

Honey: "You begged me to marry you."

Guy: "It's true, I did."

[lousylemonseminar]

Gawwshhhh darrnit I had this post about

IM NEVER GONNA COOK LIKE THAT AGAIN it like left my mind as soon as I had it written down And it’s not loading in But I had this post about how

Wild comparison but how suckenings Edward and Jimmy mouthwasher fuck are both these derrangged egoists

How they both thinnk theyre so untouchable And Individual in this. Corrupt mind boggling way

I NEED IT TO LOAD IN CAUSE I FONT THINK I CAN PHRASE IT AS GOOD AS I DID

Like how did you get that perception of yourself Do you care if that’s the reality? If anyone outside of your delusions think You’re A Hero or Your

I don’t even actually really know what Edward’s deal is Handsome???? (He’s kind of just a man baby but they both are I think it’d be easier to understand how Jimmy would inadvertently perceive himself Despite that being what he’s trying to prove throughout the entirety of mouthwashing)

And if so Then Why are you going so desperately to prove it by harming and violating literally everyone else?

It’s so

Fascinating to study villains I guess in these instances And to understand how they get to making irl fortnite like WHAT ARE YOU DOING (documenting its process)

They’re trying so hard to prove these grandiose versions of themselves, never realizing that they are The Only People they’ll ever prove that to

How both of them started at such a bottom feeder level Taking shortcuts to get someone anyone to think theyre more than they actually are But they’ll never be more Because theyre focusing on the wrong thing!!

They’re trying to get people to see them as this omnipotent god when all they’ll ever be is people!!!

The control they try fastening into anyone they have this Deluded sense of power over or “is the weakest” is like….. So abjectly incomprehensible and pathetically cruel

I NEED to understand how they get the notion they can do whatever they want and crash the space ship to avoid consequences…….

[paperandpencilsandskips]

also goat lady vibes list

she kinda has alot of mishmash characters lol

[exsequar]

NCUTI GATWA AS THE DOCTOR IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!' 😱😱😱

[honestlydarkprincess]

Totally on board with the angst tommy could provide but I don't get how people are suddenly shipping him with buck lol I got nothing from him so far, less than marisol. But I guess I gotta catch up fast 🫡

I think it was the lingering look at the end (at least that's what it was for me)

[totheidiot]

i got a haircut :D

[ravensmadreads]

raven!!!!!!!! i’ve missed you omg!!! i literally just saw you in my notes and i went 💗💕💞💓💗💕💞💓💗💕💞💓 ily i hope you’re well!!

FAY!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ILY YOU'RE SUCH AN ANGEL 💕💕💕 i am doing good how are you my love??!

[waytoobsessed]

HAPPY B-DAY :D!! i saw your newest post

Thank you!!

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.