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For the Spirits—Chapter IX: A Rider Alone
I saw the footprints in the white of the snow
I counted thousands and I was just a rider alone
Eighteen degrees and eighty miles from home, oh no
—Nightshade by The Lumineers
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Zuko stood at the end of the world, surrounded by miles of snow and the resounding echo of his own shallow breaths. He took everything in, closed his eyes to receive Agni’s light, and howled. Something howled back, and he smiled.
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#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#prince zuko#for the spirits#new gods au#Spirit Touched Zuko#atla fic#atla fanfic#zuko fanfic#atla zuko#zutara#zutara fic#zutara fanfiction#southern water tribe#nightshade#the lumineers#For the Spirits Chapter IX: A Rider Alone#AKA In Which Zuko FINALLY Reaches The South Pole#I swear you guys are NOT ready for this#As a matter of fact neither am I#This is one of my favorite chapters so far#And I know I've said that a thousand times already but it's just true#So many things happen here and most of them don't seem quite as important as they actually are#By the end of it you'll likely want to kill me#Which is understandable#Oh—almost forgot#The blue eyes Zuko dreamt about? He's about to meet their owner for the first time#And—oh boy—he's not prepared for that#Are you?
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Can we PLEASE make the f1 drivers do Mutton Bustin it would be so peak guys hear me out
Cmon. I know yall want to see Yuki Tsunoda and Charles Leclerc doing this it’s a southern tradition
#not to flex#but I was a v good mutton buster as a child#like guys literally hear me out.#ok. you put them in Kevlar vests and helmets they can wear their regular helmets idc.#u put wax on the sheep. every driver grabs a sheep and holds on#someone slaps the sheep’s ass. how long can they hold on. whoever stays the longest gets 2 points#I’m saying guys if we do this idc about getting rid of the fastest lap#are you seeing the vision#and while all of this is happening their are weird men dressed as rodeo clowns#bring back grid girls in the form of 40 yr old souther moms ready to comfort their child after theyve been stepped on by an angry sheep#guys I swear it would be so funny please also then we can bring totally uninterested 10 yr olds doing 4H to the grid 2 crush everyones egos#f1#formula 1#austin gp 2024#united states gp 2024#formulanni#f1 memes#f1 hot take#hear me out#mutton busting
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fellas I think we already won...the future is telling me that also hi tumblr hiiii long time no see B)
#splatoon fanart#splatoon#splatoon deep cut#splatoon frye#splatoon shiver#splatoon big man#grand festival#team future#I havent rendered something in so long so im very happy with this!#seeing the frye and shiver hold had me SO ill that i needed all of deep cut to be holding each other in some way and YEP#also guys apparently its been 2 YEARS since i posted here im so sorry ToT#im like super splatoon pilled right now so get ready for that#sorry if you followed me for deltarune or hermitcraft i swear ill still draw and post them but splatoon got me on lock rn#but glad to be back! hopefully i dont bail again...
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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."
gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling
and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!
but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever
i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.
i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3
#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way#god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please#im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs#i love them all#i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually#but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc#and i was just like#'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy#but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad#also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man#'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ#please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#bingqiu#tgcf#heavens official blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx novels#mxtx characters#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#shen qingqiu#the scum villain's self saving system
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2am again
#tf2#tf2 fanart#engineer tf2#doodle dump#spy tf2#guys. you dont uderstand guy he's he's um h'es uh he's#i'm so normal about him okey i swear bro i swaer#that last one is fr i dont think anyone would be ready for the ammount of filth i'd post#deranged behavior#this happens every few monts i have no control over it#self sona
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Fernando Chair Lore: 2013 edition(no lore, just pics haha):
#100% normal not derangement post what are you talking about!!!#you guys: 'wow she really likes this chair huh....'#itll all come full circle i swear to you#but also just like this is a comp post i really feel passionate abt CAUSE HE LOOKS SO GOOD OKAY#like....theres 30 pics...i cant even BEGIN to comment#so just let me know your fav yknowwwwwwww#or just join me in appreciating these fine photos#i want to be the ferrari photographer who was just lurking in the garage waiting for nando to sit down#anyways 5th one down on the leftmost side...i hope you know what my thoughts about that one are....#these pics have incredible range: brooding...puppy cute...super villian sexy mastermind...#bro is COZYYYY#also these are just from getty. im sure theres more but i wasnt ready to get into alladat. it was a lot already#fernando alonso#f1#formula one#formula 1#we do a little bit of f1#fa14
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Kinda obsessed with charles and lilandra dating across the galaxy like i fear lilandra really is His Girlfriend From Canada yk what i mean
#snap chats#sorry i reread issue 309 last night cause i was gathering inspo#and i am still snickering at erik being like Charles Be So Fr Rn. Is That Not Inconvenient#guy has to say ‘oh yeah no im taken aha uh. shes just. not on earth. or in this star system. she’s real i swear’#i was talking about this bit with my bro and we start jokin and hes like#‘no yah and what did charles do. what did you do charles. you went back to earth’ like girl he went back to earth ….#fumbler of the century its why i love him tho#ok im gonna pace my kitchen for like idk the next half hour#i forgot that i am inflicted with that thing where i cant start something if i know i have something scheduled#‘so you’re just gonna pace for two hours’ NO. im gonna get ready in like….. one hour ……#have some fairh in me ty…..#why tf my brother walk in like ���if you boil penguin eggs tey become clear’ WHY DID HE SHOW ME BOILED PENGUIN EGGS#it looks cool ngl but also … very random …#ok bye. i love charles and his Space Canadian girlriend
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WIP WEDNESDAY
Rewriting what was the old chapter 22 of TBBW (1920s Dance, Woo Woo!) and the last half, the klaroline half, has become a chapter all on its own. It's really building up to be one of my favourite chapters in the entire fic, and it's partly because I read @kirythestitchwitch's Crash Course which made me crave a cheeseburger so badly I wrote it into this fic. So here's a sneak peak --- don't let the fluff fool you, this chapter has its fair share of angst hehehe
“You know, I’m really surprised you didn’t insist on paying,” Caroline commented, unwrapping the paper around her cheeseburger as she settled back on the bonnet of Klaus’ car.
Klaus sat beside her, unwrapping his own burger as he stretched his legs out in front of him, one leg hanging off the side and resting on the upwards curve of the rim that snaked above the front wheels. Caroline leant back against the glass of the windscreen, relaxing into her spot as the sweet, steaming smell of the burger hit her — two seasoned patties topped with melted slices of creamy, cheesy goodness calling out to her from their package in a perfectly toasted, soft sesame seed bun, stuffed with crisp, curly lettuce and slices of fresh tomato. Up above, the light pollution from Mystic Falls was less intense so far away from the town, parked outside a quiet diner just off the Jackson highway. The stars were beginning to peak out from behind the clouds, the moon a quarter-full and shining down on them from the night sky above. Behind them, the warm glow of the diner spilled out onto the parking lot, employees wiping down tables and serving the odd exhausted truck driver behind the glass, like one gigantic, square-shaped fish bowl. The neon lights of the diner’s name, Wayback Burgers, flashed and flickered in the dark, reflecting red and blue light onto the wet pavement.
“And why’s that?” Klaus asked, licking his thumb where the various condiments and sauces had leaked out of his large, triple stacked bacon cheeseburger and onto his hand. She’d felt weird ordering him nothing at the drive thru after she’d asked for the cheeseburger and fries, impulsively buying a milkshake to wash it all down with too. So she’d turned to him and asked if he’d wanted anything, and with some hesitancy, he’d ordered one of the meatiest burgers on the menu.
It was weird. The choice prodded something in her brain, seeming familiar. It was only when they got their burgers, Klaus eyeing his with a hunger that looked out of place on a vampire, that she realised why.
Tyler always ordered the meatiest thing on the menu too. Burgers, ribs, steak, chicken wings — it didn’t matter where they bought lunch, if there was an option to eat like a hungry pack of hyenas, he’d take it. Klaus had slightly more decorum, but the look was exactly the same.
“I don’t know. Aren’t you supposed to be ancient?” she shot at him, setting the wrapping in her lap and taking her first bite of her burger. She sighed in bliss the moment the taste hit her tongue — it was truly a magnificent burger. The patties were seasoned to perfection, falling apart in her mouth, cheese melted onto them. The tomatoes and lettuce were fresh but not soggy, and the pickles buried beneath it all had an acid tang that balanced the whole thing out. “Old people are always moaning chivalry is dead,” she finished, holding a hand up to cover her mouth as she spoke around her food.
“And I seemed like the type?” he asked, glancing at her with a raised brow. His voice dropped to a dry drawl. “Why? Because I’m old or because I’m dead?”
She grinned, cheeks full of food. “Both,” she informed him happily, before chewing the last of it and swallowing. Klaus grunted, finally taking a bite out of his burger. Like her, he seemed to melt into the taste, some of the tension in his shoulders easing. She shrugged, eyeing him consideringly before turning her gaze back to her burger, folding down the wrapping. “Most guys get weird when I offer to pay.”
Tyler normally did. Matt had. Since both boys were on opposite sides of the financial spectrum, she kinda figured it wasn’t because of the money.
He looked at her then, searching her face for something. He swallowed his food before he spoke. “Did you want me to pay?”
She shook her head. “No. It was my idea to drag you out here. And you’re giving me a lift home after my car broke down even though I’ve rejected you like, a bajillion times. Least I could do was buy you a burger,” she teased, smile strained.
They hadn’t spoken about it, on the drive here. This thing between them; his jealousy towards Tyler and cruel actions earlier that night; the dozens of hesitant advances, if unwanted on her part. They weren’t friends.
Problem was, Caroline wasn’t sure if they were enemies either.
Enemies didn’t show each other their personal artwork or unfinished sketches that were hidden away from even their family’s prying eyes. Enemies didn’t sit on a public bench and discuss lost dreams. And they certainly didn’t buy burgers at drive-thrus and eat them together under the starlit sky.
Klaus sighed, but didn’t seem offended. “I don’t think it was quite a bajillion times.”
“Yet,” she corrected cheekily, taking a big bite into her burger.
Instead of the scowl she expected, Klaus smiled fondly, following her lead and taking a bite too.
#klaroline#klaus x caroline#klaroline fanfiction#klaroline wip wed#the big bad wolf#tbbw#1920s#1920s decade dance#klaus mikaelson#caroline forbes#morningstar writes#this chapter is my eureka moment#this one fucking scene is setting up so much character development I swear to god#this is the start of caroline trusting klaus#this is the start of her falling in love with him#are you guys fucking ready?#LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO#sneak peak#tbbw spoilers#and yes there is a nighthawks reference in there#edward hopper's aesthetics have betwitched me body and soul
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A quick doodle I did shortly after reading chapter 3 of @king-candybug-backup's Kill Switch AU, because I had the funniest mental image in my head when Cynistar realized that KCB was absolutely kicking it's ass suddenly
#I shared this with the author before but I figured I should post it because it's still making me smile#Cynistar: “I'm calling time out! TIME OUT? TIME OUT! TIME OUT!”#KCB: “I AIN'T HEAR NO BELL RAAHHHH”#Bro almost got disassembled on the spot it's crazy#KCB never needs a reason to go apeshit but if you give him one you're as good as dead#Looking at you RALPH#Also Tamora ma'am I KNOW you're the Cybug expert around these parts but you're not ready for this guy#Turbo is just something else entirely#Sinistar#King Candybug#King Candy#Turbo WiR#WiR Cybug#Casual Kaiju battle in the castle. Some people died. No biggie.#Chapter 3 is just KCB going “light work no reaction” and generally showing that he did not in fact fall off#And I loved every second of it#His malevolent joy is contagious I swear
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THE THEY !!!!!!!
art creds in video and below the cut
@eyesteeth @trainwreckgenerator @arch-aeology @mildlyinconsiderateghost @pinkelotjeart @abnormalfrog @tiabwwtws-art @echimyidae @lights-at-night @catwyk @new-hyperfixation-every-month
song is you can call me al by paul simon (loml)
#hey. you guys ready for tomorrow.#please pleaseee upload i swear to goddddd#tsv#the silt verses#tsv edit#the silt verses edit#carpenter tsv#faulkner tsv
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I could've put any disorder but people seem to really hate people with down syndrome
Like I don't know how the autism community who fights autism speaks for trying to perform eugenics can ignore this- as soon as the disorder is downs or some intellectual/cognitive issue or has a physical look.
I'm so done.
#down syndrome#eugenics#ableism#You guys keep hating on people who use the term Asperger's but not understanding why#I swear to God#Aspie supremacists are bad not just because the label may or may not be anti semetic (all the resources seem contradictory)#It's also bad because we threw people who had intellectual disabilities under the bus#amongst other things#Honestly when we talk about disability we tend to focus on mental illness or ADHD/autism with a few aesthetic physical disabilities throwni#Physical disabilities that aren't aesthetic and learning/intellectual disabilities get ignored#Which is bad because our disabilities overlap more than people think and I'm not just talking comorbidities#I'm talking symptoms and the bullshit we get served#But if we mention that we are similar in any capacity then our community freaks out and gets insulted/thinks it will drag our progress back#As if failing to stand up for people similar to us doesn't fail our community in the long run#It just hurts the group we othered and those within our community that are similar#Also if you think someone should take an IQ test so they can vote then go get fucked#If you aren't ready to have a kid with down syndrome then your not ready for children- maybe one day you but if you fear having a disabilit#You can't test for autism or dyslexia or whatever plus your kid might get disabled later on in life
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ♥️ u deserve everything and anything in the world!!
i’m inverting sisnsisbshs
thank you pookie biscuit 🤭
#i’m snug in my bed rn but giggling like a mf#I SWEAR THERE WILL BE A NEW CHAPTER SOME POINT IN THE COMING WEEK#THE HALF TERM HAS STARTED SO I CAN FINALLY WRITE#yayy let’s celebrate 🥳#you guys are so nice to me#i’m just#stop#ily#reinaswrld#gonna get poetic here but whatever#when you disappeared randomly (cuz you wanted to be a FOOL and practically fake ur death like peter pettigrew 😐)#i thought you really died#(not rlly but i did believe you were missing)#and my days were darker#it felt like having a day 1 period EVERY day#my eyebags were heavier#my sleep time was shorter#and i was depressed#and then when i summoned you#you returned like the omega you are to my alpha (just go along with it pls i xan’t be shakespeare rn 💀)#and now i’m whole again#ready for fhe next full moon#^ excuse me fanfic writers#where is our (reinaswrld and my) love story? 🙄#this would literally make you become new york time’s no.1 best selled#seller*#HELLO? hop to it 🤨
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chapters 51 and 58 of bloodmarked are absolutely CARRYING bree/nick/selwyn polyamory truthers
#selwyn is kind of a stupid name I realized as I was typing this. like I've gotten used to it over 2 books but it's so silly. selwyn#anyway. me disappearing for days and only showing up for like 30 minutes to reblog 3 things#and make a nigh incomprehensible post letting you guys know what book I'm reading now (read. I finished it yesterday actually.#now I'm rereading legendborn bc I'm apparently not ready to move on to a new book and also I forgot most of the shit from that book)#anyway I've been on the polyamory train for these 3 since I read legendborn in 2020 but I swear it's only gotten stronger#like what do you MEAN selwyn (magically oathed to protect nick) FEELS SAFER with nick around#THE SAME WAY BREE DOES. AND BOTH SELWYN AND NICK LIKE. AGREE ON HOW MUCH THEY LOVE BREE. AND THERE'S NO WEIRD JEALOUSY ABOUT IT#AND SELWYN CANONICALLY WAS AT ONE POINT IN LOVE WITH NICK????#AND NICK LITERALLY SAYS TO SEL “I CAN'T LOSE YOU AND I WON'T LOSE HER”????#LIKE?????#THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS YOUR STANDARD ASS LOVE TRIANGLE IT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST A LITTLE POLYAMORUS#IF NOT A FULL TRIANGLE BREE SHOULD AT *LEAST* GET 2 BOYFRIENDS. SHE DESERVES IT#even if it does end up a standard love triangle though this is honestly a genuinely good one#like I genuinely like both love interests neither of them are weird or annoying or creepy about her#anyway. need book 3 out as soon as possible I swear to god I almost can't see how this ends in monogamy#I'm talking about the legendborn series by tracy deonn btw everyone#another arthurian inspired book series which if you saw my other post the other day I swear this isn't intentional#legendborn#bloodmarked#the legendborn cycle#tracy deonn#bree matthews#nick davis#selwyn kane
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What are your favorite Chase moments from the show so far?
Just like with Zuma's post, it's in no specific order, I just really loved all these moments
That first Mission PAW episode when the Princess chose specifically HIM to be the watch dog and guard her crown. That was so adorable I can't even. He seemed so genuinely proud and happy there! Plus he's so damn cute wearing that tux lol
When they were going to rescue Skye and Chase was so worried upon hearing that she was the one in need of rescue. Then when Ryder was choosing which pups would be part of the rescue, that moment he was like "Pick meee pick meeee-"?? That was so cute, he really cares about her and wanted to impress her so bad lmao personally make sure she would be safe (Bonus points for his excitement over being picked for the rescue and everyone else like Go ahead king, we all know you wanted this XD)
The entire time he spent with the owlet and working to rescue the mama owl from that fallen tree. It was so sweet!! The fact I also love owls surely didn't help AUSHAUSHAUSHAU I love that episode SO MUCH
That moment when he finally turned into a Merpup. Poor boy was so fixated on "being on duty" despite wanting SO BAD to go and participate in "the fun". And he couldn't even enjoy being a merpup immediately because he was transformed just because he needed to swim faster for the rescue but he was so overjoyed anyway! Only after that mess, he could go and finally have the fun he wanted and deserved so much.
That moment in the first Sea Patrol episode when he and Skye were left behind at the beach while the rest of the team went on the first mission with the Sea Patroller. His face upon SEEING the HQ turn into a ship and sail away was just priceless XD (Also it's rare to see Chase being put on the sidelines for once lmao)
The first Ultimate Rescue episode!! God, Chase was SO HAPPY. He's THE Police Pup, he gets to lead the mission, supervise, plan, give orders. And the way all the other pups clearly loved the experience and were SO ON BOARD with being Police Pups with him, it was just awesome!
So far these are my favorite moments! Actually I legit just got to watch this first Ultimate Rescue episode like one hour ago. Not to mention it took me five days to think of these moments and then go find the episodes again to take the respective screenshots XD
#Scheduled post#I'm leaving it ready as of 6 AM yeah guess who barely slept this night again hahaha :')#Would you guys believe it if I said it's a bit difficult to pick favorite Chase moments??#I feel the show lacks a bit of creativity on what to do with him#It only became more diverse on situations after they started having different special kinds of missions like Mission PAW and Sea Patrol#Otherwise it's always the same thing over and over again#“Use your net to catch something/someone falling!”#“Use your megaphone to keep people away from the danger!”#“Use your cones to redirect the traffic away from the streets we'll be working on!”#I swear he needs more actual action#He also needs more moments with the other pups like playing around or whatever#Or to have a hobby maybe#Zuma clearly has a lot of hobbies XD#Chase is a GREAT Pup but they're doing him wrong with all that#He can be so much more!#It makes me want to WRITE#HI I'M LARYSSA AND I'M FALLING FOR THE “LET'S WRITE SOME FANFIC” TRAP ALL OVER AGAIN#Anyway XDD#Thanks for the ask!!#Paw Patrol#Paw Patrol Chase#Chase
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Are you guys okay (/gen)
Anyways more TADC doodles (will draw more Eastward someday.....)
#my art#digital art#doodle#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc#tw swearing#fuck it we ball with green#you guys are wild sometimes and i was not ready for it#and i will never be ready for it ever#animal jam smile emote is so silly like it has so many uncontrollable and powerful emotions behind it but why does it look like that (/pos)#one of my friends said that this was the fastest they've ever seen a fandom be born and they were so right#but with such a large audience we will have to suffer the consequences (the horrors)#you know what kind of horrors i'm talking about#also the word on the blank dude is “artists” btw if anyone didn't know#also sorry for so many tags holy shit
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truth be told, my life is a bit insane sometimes because i meet a LOT of crazy people so i'm gonna say this :
Marco's appearance is actually based on someone I knew in college who was a wasian guy fully dressed in military gears (boots to backpack, everything, he was literally in full camo, i am not joking and cannot make this up) that's the only thing i took inspiration from this guy but he was also not good with women (surprisingly /sarcasm)
#my ocs#morbid minds#original character#marco klein-valdez#you guys aint ready for the rest of my lore#my friends can attest#it's widely a mess#you are NOT ready for the guy i call Joker but no one will know about him unless you dm me i guess#anyway#all these people are very real unfortunately#i swear i wish i was making them up
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