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#downton abbey#downtonedit#downtonabbeyedit#perioddramaedit#perioddramasource#mary crawley#matthew crawley#mary x matthew#matthew x mary#michelle dockery#dan stevens#wedding#I should hate to be predictable#period drama#s03e01#anna attempts photoshop#1k+#1k
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“they had something” and it’s gihun and frontman ?? im sick
#THEY HAD WHAT? CUS ITS CERTAINLY NOT ENEMIES TO LOVERS#people would ship two brain - eating amoebaes if they were somehow male#and that’s exactly what’s in their fucking heads. it’s the same way fyozai makes no sense to me#a ship doesn’t need to be good for it to work and characters esp ENEMIES should always have some kind of chemistry and understanding of#each other. because that’s what makes it good WITHOUT#ROMANCE. but what i’m tired of it opening any platform and seeing every male relationship (non romantic meaning) boiled down#old man yaoi ….. you’re sick. you’re actually sick like ?!!!!:£:73!:/&/83&&:£: HELLOOOOOOO#HELLOOOOOOOOO#idc it doesn’t make sense to me like call me a hater but im like ??? y’all could have shipped him with jungbae. but you won’t bcs he’s not#attractive to you …. like i’ll say it once and shout it again im sick#it’s the same fucking thing with alien stage man like it was created by two lesbians and has to women front and centre to kick it all off#and the main character is a woman and yet its a BL? KYS#i’m tired. like i don’t hate shipping but im tired of predicting that people will yaoi-ify anything#two ants are looking at each other rn over a crumb of bread and someone would say they’re star crossed#that ant will give up the crumb for his love bcs he needs it more or some shit#yawn. anyway rant over but tldr shit makes no sense to me anymore and it i see one more gihun and frontman edit im propelling myself#into traffic. in front of the person who made it#like some people just can’t let things be non romantic and it’s ??????? sometimes it’s better when it’s not#like not romantic i mean. sometimes things are better when they aren’t trying to fuck each other#the amount of typos can u tell im irritated HDJSJSJSJS#i try not to let this shit bother me but atp it’s all i see. i don’t want jayvik or gihunfrontman smut on my timelines grandpa im tired
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Get away from me
#fields of mistria#fom#fom adeline#fom march#March the reason we don't talk during the week is because you're mean to me and I hate you#im sorry i feel like march has a lot of content in the game already either bc he was a favorite of the developers#or they (correctly) predicted that he was going to be popular#but it kind of makes me feel like the game is trying to push me towards him and i do not care for that#from the amount of events he gets featured in to how often NPCs are like 'no he's nice deep down!'#to him getting more overtly flirty dialogue when drunk & being framed as my rival#yknow all that#you are NOT my rival march you are an insignificant little blight on my life#my rival is Valen because it should be ME in a situationship with a condescending femme who i win over with my good heart#art
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"Well, well, look at you," you laughed, "I can't say I've had the pleasure of being caught before, charmed Batman. I'm a bit disappointed to see you're not a demon; I thought we might hit it off."
The Batman doesn't speak at first, then holds you up against the wall, “The Upper East End. Tuesday night.”
“Hmm, doesn’t ring a bell,” you shrug and he presses his arm harder against your throat, “Now, now, batboy, I need my vocal cords for later, I’ve got a couple men’s names to scream in the bedroom.” He throws you to the ground, you roll a few meters and laugh, “Oh, I love a man who plays rough.”
You prop yourself up on your elbow, grabbing his leg before he can press it on your chest, twisting your body just enough to unbalance him. The Batman stumbles, almost tripping over you as you pull him over yourself. As he’s busy trying to stabilize himself, you get up, shaking your shoulders, “Dimittis,” you mutter and the cuffs fall to the ground, and you blow him a kiss before running off. Batman squints his eyes and pursues, much to your delight.
#batman caped crusader x male reader#batman caped crusader x reader#the 20s one on prime because he has me in a chokehold#Like actual magic cause I'm funny like that and I think Batman would hate that he has to deal with actual fucking magic lmfao#magic reader again because I'm predictable#I want him to hold me against the wall and threaten me with a good time (derogatory) 👹#forgive me I haven’t been able to sleep since Friday night it’s Sunday now and I fear I have surpassed what eleven of normal stress a human#should undergo#I think I can fix him put an actual smile on that face#excuse my Latin I have no clue how it works besides sounding kinda cool#the bat in the magic hat 🎩 🪄✨
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*Original story is with The Sun, 11 May 2024. That's all the info so far so you don't have to give them clicks.
🙄 Let's use Louis' name and life for clicks. I don't see Louis willingly participate and hopes he stays well away from this reality nonsense.
#🤢#Louis hates reality tv so I can't see him wanting in on this and he likes his privacy#his life was also on a reality tv series before and look at trauma he and the other boys got#his sisters are so predictable and fame hungry#they really should go back to school for a profession or learn a skill for their future and not reply on social media and fake fame as a job#seriously how talented is this football boyfriend#who is dumb enough to produce this reality series#daily mail#the sun#Louis family#mine
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where's faith dean. unrelated where's nurse meg 🤨
#i am predictable#what do u get when u take faith dean . add cas. add meg. crucially all 3 are where they should be in the timeline i think#then again i'm post surgery and all i can think about is meg in scrubs#and i'm generally always thinking about faith dean based on the circumstances#meanwhile cas is my support character. that's just my best friend. that's cas. he's always there#dying dean should get insane awful banter with meg. i need them.#meg should get to make dying jokes#and dean should love them#but rebuke them aloud#and sam should hate it#cas is holding dean's hand in the chair next to his bed then holding meg's hand in the other. this is vital#for me
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this is my last post on this subject. probably. maybe. but look. as far as whether the ceremony was ""appropriate."" the brutal truth is that this is a risk you are taking if you choose to retire at an event like the davis cup. from an events-planning perspective, it is not anywhere close to the same league as roland garros or the atp finals or a big-money exho. i'm sure itf is doing their best lmao but it's just. not. and if you choose to retire at a competitive event, well. upsets are also a risk you take. a slicker outfit would have a more robust plan in place for that.
i'm using the second person but to be clear i'm not saying that i think rafa wanted a perfect movie moment. i think he wanted to retire in a meaningful competitive event on home soil and that was the most important consideration of all. (although i also would not be surprised to find out that there was some magical thinking at work. lmao.) i also don't believe for a second that he would have made himself available for a singles match if he didn't believe in his heart he could win. even when no one else did. (no one else except...) that's what makes competitors competitors.
rafa chose to play this event. ferru chose to put him in singles. the tournament organizers (feli) chose to put their logistical efforts in one basket. this was a group effort, guys.
sorry i did just listen to 30 minutes of the cope hosts reading all the sports tabloid criticism to david ferrer's face and i do feel a kind of way. it wasn't a winning lineup. yeah. no shit. (and again, the only thing i don't get is how anyone didn't see this coming a mile away but apparently they didn't.) but it's also not like ferru personally made rafa retire at this event and then disinvited the rest of the big 4 with his own two hands so maybe. maybe. we could chill.
#and when the crystal ball that shows me the future reveals that no matter the lineup they would have lost ANYWAY--#i think rba's generally underrated actually i'm just saying it's sports!#that is the JOY AND GLORY OF SPORTS you cannot know who's gonna win until the match is played!!!!#needless to say i am struggling to be at peace with the fact that it is exactly the qualities that make this guy extremely appealing to me#that led to a predictable outcome that everyone is mad about even though it should have been visible from miles away#and that he is more than ready to shoulder the blame because that's just what he does i hate it thanks#this is what i mean when i say i can't be either funny or normal about ferru. deathly earnest and deeply abnormal only.#probably for the best that none of the kids have got me this bad yet. you don't need this on your dash every week.#david ferrer#rafael nadal#feliciano lopez#rafafest 2k24#davis cup 2024#i should not be allowed to post at this time of night.
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As we all enjoy our clownery on this fine evening, a reminder that it is all fun and games to try to guess what she might do unless it becomes demanding and people get upset when the thing they thought/hoped/wished would happen doesn’t. Expect nothing, and be pleasantly surprised if something happens.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#I hate it when people demand more and more when she’s feeding us so well#none of my suggestions/predictions/speculations should be confused for demands#we’re already getting a movie and an album this month and then tour picks back up#she owes us nothing#nothing makes me more upset for her then when people get mad at her over things they made up#when they think she owes us something#or when they insist that she lies to us
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Watching RWBY Chibi for the first time for this essay and I'm in absolute agony. Do people actually find this funny?
#rwde#on the 5th ep and i have been able to predict every joke so far and probs will continue to do so#cannot believe the amt of jokes that are literally just 'haha blake is a cat'#esp since the writers obviously understand that those kinds of jokes are in universe racist like WHY ARE YOU LEANING INTO THOSE JOKES THEN#you KNOW you tied black american racism to the faunus so why are you making fun of blakes identity as a faunus???#you can really tell its written by men too#the 3rd episode was viscerally uncomfortable every time jaune came on screen#that episode contained more realistic warning signs of an abusive man than anything the writers did w adam or jacque#like. hes straight up LIVID at his perception of being ignored and then destroyed weiss's scroll to preserve his dignity#probs bc he knows that any person who listened to his pathetic whimpering would file a restraining order bc he cant take a no for an answer#i hate jaune so fucking much#i remember reading in the xover comics that team jnpr was kidnapped and saying 'thank god jaune wont be in this'#technically he was but he wasnt hogging the screentime so its a win! throw that man in the garbage where he belongs!#also that bit where ruby screamed at blake that her book was filth whilst also keeping it is really disturbing#esp now that purity culture is becoming exceedingly more prominent#that has some v concerning implications for the society of remnant#if religion aint that common anymore why is ruby suddenly catholic?#'oh lighten up its a joke show' jokes need to be good and all the rwbyverse needs to be held accountable for its crimes against media#3d chibis are abominations and should be killed w fire
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[ID: Text box from a manga. Text reads “The kingdom of Granzreich became a republic as the result of a national referendum. King Leonhard was its last king.” End ID]
Absolute funniest possible way to end a series about a gaggle of princes competing to be king. You won but at what cost
#leonhard’s idea that they should govern themselves? no the people realized what a mistake the system was and that they got the wrong brother#viktor predicted this when he got Bad Vibes about all his sons and didnt think any of them should be king without severe interventions#he should have just cut out the middle men (eins and leonhard) and worked on moving towards a republic in his lifetime#as an anti-monarchist Yay because if any of the others had been king and had heirs the people would have liked them too much probably#like clearly granzreich was heading there eventually but the others would have drawn it out another generation or two with their popularity#or would have changed the government in a way that preserved the monarchy in a symbolic capacity#leo is the only one who could fuck it up enough to make the people just get rid of it and i love that for them#Series Which Are Not Meant For Me But Are Still Perfect For Me#sometimes you have special interests that you hate and thats me and monarchies#the royal tutor#oushitsu kyoushi haine#leonhard von granzreich#the royal tutor spoilers#oushitsu kyoushi haine spoilers
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Guys. I did not know before now that writing could be painfully millennial in a full prose book but the pho*nix ke*per has proven me wrong and I have to complain about it in the tags
#k talks#weird astrix is because I don't want this showing up in the tag just in case#but I NEED To complain about this book real quick. I love a magical zoo that part was fun but good lord the main character....#I get what the author was trying to do with her arc and I will say the second half of the book is better than the first but Jesus christ#I hated the main character at the start she is SO annoying. not to be mean I know the whole point is her overcoming her anxiety#but like. I swear to God every two pages was just oooh I'm so awkward I'm such an introvert I'm such an awkward scrawny turtle!!!!#like CONSTANT. even worse though she's mean about it. for like half the book she's just so incredibly judgy at her public outreach job#she literally works at a zoo and has to learn hmmm... zoos need money??? zoos are also about... educating the public??? WHATT????#also it just felt so weird because she is constantly talking about how pale and skinny and pasty and scrawny and white she is#like constantly. and her best friend is a black trans woman who CONSTANTLY coddles and supports the mc in a very maternal way#and her love interest is latina-coded I'm pretty sure and is much more confident and opinionated and is literally described as fiery once#so like. hm! Okay! interesting! Interesting stereotypes going on tbh!!!#the mc learns some lessons and gets slightly less insufferable but like. also it was SO predictable I always knew what was gonna happen nex#and the writing style... like I said above it is MILLENNIAL and not in a fun way. the word boop is used several times. the humor is awful#the main character has multiple conversations about being so uwu bottom even though there's no sex in this book??? why??#and every single character description is repeated OVER and OVER with the same two details. SO much telling basically no showing#the writing was just so... quirky. ooooh look at me I'm awkward I trip over things I can't do make-up I love sitting on the couch!!!!#like. idk. obviously a lot of people really liked this book and I SHOULD have been one of them. Sapphic romance at a magic zoo....#but the execution was just so incredibly not my thing it actively pissed me off even if I can see what the author was trying to achieve#maybe I just don't like cozy fantasy. man. there was a bit where a guy should've gotten eaten by a kelpie but didn't. so maybe too cozy#for my tastes actually. which is weird I feel like I should enjoy cozy fantasy! especially about animals!!! but maybe this was just a fluke#anyways. to be clear I am not trying to make fun of the MC for having anxiety. just the overall way her social awkwardness was WRITTEN abou#really bothered me. idk man I'm a neurotic freak as well but I try to be NICE about it. and I have the correct zoo opinions. so.
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cracking open “Are Women Human?” as a palate cleanser after reading Robert A. Heinlein
#this is only kind of a joke#in that I won't be breaking into Dorothy L Sayers just yet#but my STARS Robert!!!#I do not remember The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress being this bad. there are things I still remember and like about it.#so I was actually kind of excited to start this story#but then#but then the main character and his new female partner spent all of one day on a mission and one night reading files in a library#and suddenly she's kissing him?#(I did appreciate how every time she's searched or unpacks or anything we rediscover her arsenal. that's actually fun)#I cheered when the aliens starting killing people because at last we could care about the women#instead of identifying them according to how likely the main character is to sleep with them#(naturally the plot first found an excuse to strip a room full of secret agents)#also the narrator is objectively bad#looking at all of this I probably should just give up#I spent the whole of my cleaning job rolling my eyes and muttering under my breath (but persisting because I didn't have anything else)#I really don't care about the plot#I HATE the main character#on the other hand I always love to see predictions from old sci-fi about the future#it's cool to see what they assumed would stay the same and what would change--and how#it's 2007 and we have flying cars and fire-guns and the Iron Curtain is intact and Manhattan is a crater#we can change our faces in half an hour with some cool guy in a lab coat and I bet no one is layering three camis under a t-shirt#who knows#I'll come back to this tomorrow#2024 reading list#mine
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I hate dnd I’m killing myself
#my dm has officially stated (as I’ve predicted) that we’re not gonna have another session until December at the earliest#knowing the tomfuckery of everyone else that means august next year#I hate being the only one who doesn’t go to school or have friends or obligations cuz like#i just don’t get why nobody can ever drop a few things to commit to a game#and logically they should but I should probably realize that other people do have stuff going on?#don’t care they’re ruining my life and I don’t like them#I feel like a dog with separation anxiety being delayed a call to my traveling owner week after week after week#my dm very much owns me at this point#dnd is a cult I hate it here#dungeons and dragons#dnd
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Here’s a link to a recent interview Alice did about his music, career, and bunch of other things for people who are interested. Yes, it’s the one where he comments on trans issues.
https://www.stereogum.com/2233806/alice-cooper-new-album-keanu-reeves-trans-issues/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/?fbclid=IwAR0uFKH-Tg1VIaWXqC-Qyv_jaV0eSv8WRllwRfjuE_YmsUA_On--OR1gwvo
#I’m bit worried this will turn into hate filled dumpsterfire#because this is tumblr#but also this might not get any traction at all so#but people should read before judging and that widespread Rolling Stone article doesn’t count#also I feel like his general stance on this was predictable#Alice Cooper#interview
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Stayed up way too late drawing a followup comic for what I posted on my art account. I looove these fucking idiots
#originally it was gonna be kinda sweet but I think what it is now is more in character#fight fight fight fight#i love these assholes. they tried. they don't get a gold star though their star is blood fucking red#I am once again talking about Sara and Shin. predictable.#god I need them to kill each other I'm so sorry I need them to be cruel and awful and evil at each other actually#yes I am still delusional about them becoming friends#i just think they should go about it in an awful and lowkey codependent way#you are the person I hate the most and also the only one who can ever understand me#you antagonized me at every turn and yet I feel responsible for helping you because it's the only way I can forgive myself#you terrify me. you remind me of the most sickening man I have ever known but he was the only person who ever loved me#i want you dead. if you died i would never forgive myself. if i lost you then what would i have left in the world. fuck you.#hnngghvggh. nornal guy behavior.#none of this is romantic i must make this clear. it is all a weird evil form of platonic.#also i think it's funny that this grown ass man is beefing mostly one-sidedly with a 17-year-old. i would never.#I'm gnawing on them like chew toys. I'm putting them in water and playing with them like they're orbeez.#putting them in my brain water and watching them expand like those foam animal pill thangs and then tearing them up#I promise I'm normal. I'm a normal guy. I'm so average. literally the normalest guy you've ever met.
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the thing about the “love letter” core of these characters is that it is turning out to be a very fascinating coping mechanism. of like, when i have that moment of “oh no my autism is making me so fucking annoying/embarrassing/whatever right now” self-awareness, instead of getting shuttled into the semi-usual downward self-cringing spiral, i find myself breaking off into “actually, i think one of these characters does the exact same thing and the other one Loves them for it”, which i find i like a lot more
#N posts stuff#this one not for the side blog bc it’s more about Me than the characters specifically lol#BUT i will say that yes this was triggered by me realizing several hours into a movie marathon that i was constantly#talking over the movies and kinda spoiling them just bc i got excited to talk about them & forget to think about like#the fact that other people can hear me and don’t have my exact comprehension/knowledge of things and whatever. Oops#but then also yeah. i think changeling does this constantly and augustus loves it bc she likes how it makes the movie predictable#like it’s not just that she likes listening to changeling infodump she Genuinely likes having a distracting interjection that tells her what#to expect from the movie. like she doesn’t like watching movies but she Does like watching them with changeling specifically bc the way it#cannot shut up for once does serve to make the experience more accessible to her. it’s More enjoyable that way#now IRL with Me it’s not like i’d use this as an excuse to disregard other people’s experiences or complaints or anything#but like tonight specifically no one said anything so it feels safe to assume no one was Actually that bothered#and that’s one of those things where i Could make myself miserable trying to figure out if people secretly hate me for being annoying#but also why would i? i can’t read minds to know if i should stop so i shouldn’t read minds to self-flagellate after the fact if it is#Equally Possible no one complained bc no one was bothered. is that making sense?#i know what i mean at least. i do love these characters tho i feel like i have never been happier to create something :3
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