#I see right through you

[simplydnp]

dan and phil giving first meeting safety advice as if they have a leg to stand on

[maccachibchan]

Glitch…..SMG4……Goose….

I know you guys are doing this on purpose!!!!!!!!

🤨🤨🤨

[hers-underwraps]

You know they're leaders when they're doing their stupid little hands-on-hip pose every 2 seconds.

Look at them!

They've always gotta have their hands on their hips...

Bye not the matching thinking poses!

Especially when they're together...

Like guys... this can't be normal...

I don't know if this is a habit that Dashi's picked up from being around Barnacles so much or if they are both just naturally more comfortable like this but it's adorable.

(I'd especially like to point it out in this scene when Dashi's like, "Yeah I'm just remembering what you taught me" and she automatically reverts to a hands-on-hip stance. I think it's a really cool detail)

Gotta love 'em.

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

Something something about Shapiro having to “start fresh” because none of his former co-workers from Ever want to go work for him.

[whatsitcalledfromthingy]

ok ok but why’s he interacting with us so much?? first the relationship videos and now this?? he’s trying to distract us isn’t he :/

[greensaplinggrace]

tumblr user will be talking about how much they like to see men whimper and beg and be put on their knees and then when you check their ao3 all of their fanfiction is of the man in a hetero ship domming the hell of a woman. you're all fucking liars why is everybody on this damn site a bottom

[parisbytaylorswift]

See Hannibal (the show) is funny for using pork on set in the literal sense to pass off as human meat which then Hannibal (the character) tries to pass off as pork.

[robertsbarbie]

something that's so niche that gets on my nerves is people connecting with you on linkedin only to break the connection when you don't have a job ONLY TO REMAKE THE CONNECTION ONCE YOU ARE EMPLOYED AGAIN like what???

[rebirthofartemis]

No matter what, I’ll show a bitch who’s boss.

[flyinmilk]

@filthcat is a fraud

[girls-and-honey]

cali was chasing after and nipping foster bun. once she stopped foster bun thumped at her (sign of 'hey I don't like that') and cali really went 🥺

[hilsonisthecure]

men will say stuff like “the only relationship you haven’t quit on is me” and then their “friend” at a later time will have the nerve to say “if i have to plow that furrow myself so be it,” all while swearing nothing is going on between them

[utter-disappoints]

I find it ironic when fuckboys post about loyalty like they're not messaging 50 other women telling them all the exact same lies and utter bullshit

[enchantedbats]

Lying and sneaking around as if I can't tell what you're doing... I'm onto you...

[blow-a-kiss-make-a-wish]

how you gonna say I love you when you don’t have an ounce of love in your body

[exiledintoascension]

Video provided by Alexis g

She is only telling men what they want to hear in exchange for views, donations, and simp subs, so don't succumb for it. Notice that she knows all this but still not married (on the governmental side of things, I mean). Possibly got a few golden retriever simps at bay away from the camera.

Just another podcast woman/life coach/dating coach on the horizon