#I said I was gonna write a HC

[koroart]

3am Post-Battle, Reassuring Forehead bonks — anyways, Merry Chrysler I’m going to bed 🚶🏻‍♀️

[mee1414]

Solar farmer

Day 11 - Pearlescentmoon

[harbingersecho]

I don't feel pain I never escape I'm under the bed I'm licking the floor

[mountainashes]

Do you have any UD as adults hcs? (Like middle ageish)

Ooo hi!

Okay, again not rlly strict or clear ones, but I like to think about it. That being said, I'm mostly coming up with it as I go along. I'm just gonna answer this with every character as if nothing bad happened to them so I can include the Washingtons- I hope thats ok, if not I can do a post game one I'm sure all I think abt is this game.

Jess

I like to think she would become a model like she wants to be.

Also maybe an actress in some of Josh's films lol. I think she'd be good at it.

Honestly job wise I think she just does whatever she feels like, she's a very free and funloving person.

She visits Em at her work all the time, they have their lunch together.

She has a german shepard dog.

Ash

Ashley works on her books, which are mostly like crime-mystery type stories.

She often goes over Josh's scripts with him.

She works at a coffee shop in a mall because she just likes the vibe of sitting and writing in a café on her breaks.

She has pet ferrets.

Sam

She works at an animal shelter while also volunteering with conservation charities and stuff.

She's athletic and does runs and stuff for fundraising for charity.

She's hard to make plans with because she's always up to something, always busy. But she makes sure to be free for when the Washingtons host a get-together at the lodge :)

Em

She works assistant manager at a clothing store, and she is in her ELEMENT.

Crochets in her spare time.

Sometimes does hikes with Sam.

Always changing her hairstyle, she's definitely braver when it comes to her style and doing what she wants.

She has a cat.

Beth

Does soundtracks for things, she's very into her music. Often Josh will get her for his films.

She's a music teacher on top of that, just because I think it'd be funny.

She gets really into gardening, grows fruit + veg and uses it when she makes any meals.

That said she also gets into cooking and sometimes hosts dinners with family or friends.

Han

Still into her weird hobbies (bug keeping, doll collecting).

She works with Josh all the time and helps with concept art and stuff. (Shes artsy as well to me).

Spends a lot of time up at Blackwood, works there when it's open. She's a ski instructor.

She also collects bones and feathers and stuff up there.

She joins Sam on a lot of her hikes/runs as well.

Plans and hosts the Feburary lodge hangouts.

Josh

He does film writing/directing, much like his dad.

His movies are much more psychological horror whereas his dad's were more ur slasher-type horror.

He spends pretty much all his free time with his friends and family, his own home is basically abandoned 90% of the time.

Often helps Ashley go over her writing as well.

Him and Jess drive out into the woods at random times to walk and chat, usually trading updates on their friends' lives and stuff.

Mike

Sort of like Jess, he just does whatever.

I can see him working with dogs tbh, maybe with Sam at the shelter. He deals with the larger breeds specifically.

He has a collie dog he goes everywhere with pretty much.

He also likes to show up and bother Em at her work. Lol.

Matt

He becomes a P.E teacher at the same place Beth is a music teacher.

He often goes to Blackwood when Hannah's there and they ski and hike together.

He goes on roadtrips with Ashley and Josh, he's usually driving while they get pictures and stuff for inspiration. They have gotten lost a LOT.

Chris

He does app design, most of his work is from home.

He's often with Josh, and does help with any technical stuff for Josh.

Ashley and Josh like to drag him out into the sun every now and again, because otherwise he would likely happily sit behind a screen all day.

I think I'll leave this now, I hope its ok. Thanks for the ask :D

[scatterpatter]

I cannot get enough of these fucking guys

[thebleedingeffect]

Deciding what to write is so funny cause really, most of my projects rn are super serious in tone, so naturally!! I must write Twilight hard crushing on Sky and Lyre!! I have no other choice-

[one-vivid-judgment]

Let's play "Is the seasonal depression coming back strong or am I just days/hours away from getting my period and my serotonin levels are, therefore, below the Earth's surface?"

[mushroom-for-art]

Wanted to write about Mud and Rosys first meeting since these guys in my brain canon meet and are briefly a something and also Rosy canonically has babens this was always in her brain lore but with the moth squad now becoming a thing I was really intrigued by how that'd affect the original canon. Maple belongs to @cinnatwo I know they're not as present but credit where credit is due

Stormy night panic

Rain heavily thumped and rattled outside splattering against leaves and stones as the weather raged on outside, the wind howling and whipping through the trees causing creaks and haunting whistles.

Alone in a makeshift nest a distressed mew struggled for her breath, her claws scratches into the scattered leaves underneath her scraping on the cold stone as another wave of pain shot through her body.

"HNK", She whimpered loudly curling her toes, 'not here,' she thought, 'not now, please babies please just wait a few more days, I need to get to the other-' "AH-" Her thoughts interrupted by her own short pained yell as discomfort ripped through her.

Her leg throbbed in agony blood oozing from the claw marks that were left deeply inflicted upon her, she couldn't help the trembling, it hurt so much, her tail curled on itself as another pain shot through her, the stress and pain of the attack had sent her body into a panic and now she was giving birth all alone, cold and wet in a strange forest she was unfamiliar with in a nest that wasn't even hers and she hoped was abandoned. She was in too much of a state to even attempt to send out a psychic message to her friends, let alone heal herself, she could feel the warm blood uncomfortably running down her leg no doubt staining her fur. She hoped to any gods listening that nothing could smell her past the heavy rain.

She flinched at a rumble of thunder her shoulders tensing trying to pull herself small as her ears flattened in terror, she was never normally scared of thunder but right now everything was a potential threat, the rumbling could be the returning Tyranitar coming to finish the job, or a landslide that'd trap her in the cave she'd found in the side of this cliff wall. Cave wasn't the right word, it was more like a outcrop with thick vines hanging over the entrance to conceal it.

She wished the others were with her, she wished she was with them. Maple would shove her head under her own chin stubbornly and press close, wrapping her arm over her to hold her tail wrapping around them like a blanket making her feel warm and safe, Moth would lay down nearby and talk to her and tell her everything would be fine. She wiped a little at the tears falling from her eyes from the pain and from missing them she'd really wanted them to be with her for this, she didn't want to be alone.

A flash of lightning outside and Rosys body froze in sheer terror as the flash illuminated a silhouette right outside the vines.

She couldn't breathe her eyes locked forward as a snout pushed between some of the hanging plants parting them and pushing through slowly, another flash, she could make out horns and the skeletal like structure of their face as they slowly came into the outcrop. She couldn't flee in this state even if she wanted to she could've ignored the pain of her leg but all her energy was being redirected into birth leaving her trapped and defenseless as the strange being finally fully entered the space, drops of water dripping off of them as they stared at her with deep blue eyes.

Rosy tried to prickle the fur on her back, to puff up and look bigger but she couldn't, the defiant threatening hiss in her throat turning into breathless whimpers and pained cries as she hiccuped to herself, she didn't want to die here she didn't want her kits to be born just to die either. She wanted her friends.

She didn't hear them move but felt their paw touch her upper leg above her wounds, green warm energy flowed from their touch over her body, she could feel her leg tingling with energy as her wound was healed with the flecks of glittery light illuminating faintly the dark purple muddied fur of the other and the undeniable skull. Their eye shifted from watching her wound to glance at her face before they quickly averted their gaze back to her healing wound.

She watched them flinch as she whimpered again as another labor pain caused her to shake, looking at her in confusion as she trembled. They seemed to scan over her as though trying to find the source of her pain, holding their own paws anxiously as they looked at her, seeming considerably less scary than before.

They seemed to realize though what was causing such issues and she watches them step away.

"W-wait!...wait..please don't leave me…im..im scared." Rosy called out before her voice went quiet and timid. She knew she didn't know this Pokemon. She couldn't even tell what they were but she didn't want to be alone, they showed her kindness and she desperately needed support. They turned their head to regard her as they took a leaf from a vine holding it out into the rain before they came back, she noticed they didn't walk but floated.

They knelt carefully beside her holding the leaf which was now holding water from the rain like a makeshift cup to her offering her a drink. Rosy hadn't even registered her thirst around pain as they carefully held the leaf to help her drink, they left and repeated until Rosy seemed satisfied, choosing to sit, if awkwardly, near her. As the labor got worse they offered their paws out to her and she grasped onto them with one paw squeezing onto them, through the flashes of lightning still raging outside she was starting to make out what they looked like and was starting to suspect what they were.

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In hindsight Mud realized the way he approached the situation may have scared the living daylights out of the birthing mother he found in his nest and had she not already been in labor he might have unintentionally sent her into it. Of course there's probably no right way to go about coming home in the middle of a storm to find a random Pokemon, of your own kind no less, injured and giving birth in your living space so to speak.

He hadn't even intended to come to this nest of his, it was one of many and when the storm hit he was much closer to some others but, he'd felt a pull as though something was off and needed him. He figured subconsciously this other Mew must have been reaching, calling out to anyone close enough to hear, though by the state he found her in, he doubted her message got further than the forest.

She'd passed out not long after the third kitten was born and he was genuinely scared she may have passed on from exhaustion or some unseen wound draining her strength, he was thankful she was still breathing though he was still watching her like a Braviary just to be sure. He'd groomed the gunk off of the last kitten as their mother was unable to and, it was probably the correct thing to do? He wasn't sure he'd not been around others before but back home the Kangaskhan mothers would help one another so he was probably doing something right.

He'd put the last one, who was the runt with a slight kink in their tail that made his heart twinge by their siblings to nurse, his paw rested on their back gently as he felt a level of protectiveness over them before he checked on the mother. She had very lovely fur. It was curled bouncy looking and the yellow highlighting around her cheeks and ears were very charming. She seemed to be doing okay, just tired. The kittens were occupied as well having their first meals. Part of him wanted to go out searching for berries, when she awoke she'd probably be hungry but someone also needed to watch the newborns and protect the nest. The last thing he wanted was some Fearow trying to make off with one of them. He bared his teeth quietly to himself.

For now all he could do was supervise until mom woke up. He slowly took off his protective mask and quietly began to lick the moisture out of his fur. He hated being soaking wet; it made him feel unnecessarily heavy and sluggish, making sure to keep an eye on the triplets.

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Maples tail bristled as she paused mid-flight, her ears twitched to the sides flicking forward and back as her tail fluffed up to its maximum volume and the fur spiked along her spine. Something had happened, and this wasn't like the time Moth set one of his tails alight, this felt, it felt more, not necessarily worse but definitely more.

As she sped onwards to the location they'd agreed upon for their meetup she hoped to god it was just Moth being a fool and that nothing bad had actually happened to either of them, especially not Rosy.

Stretching out her psychic energy she could sense Moth, he was rather far away but slowly approaching as he always did, he was always late to these things even though she KNEW he could fly faster. She scoffed to herself as she searched with her psychic energy for Rosy.

Her signature wasn't moving, off somewhere but from what Maple could gather she was fine, if a bit tired, she assumed it meant Rosy was at the time sleeping to recover from a days flight and judging by the location of her she was in a place where the time zone would be night.

Maple sighed to herself, she must've just sensed something else, maybe a natural disaster that wasn't her problem if Groudon and Kyogure can't sort out their differences well it's Rayquaza's job to stop them isn't it? Not her fault if a few people drown or something.

[cornelianlute]

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[a-cipher]

FINALLY catching up on etho's latest hermitcraft episode because I'm finally home. he's made up a cipher alphabet in minecraft. he's basically using base 6 as the writing system. my interests could not collide better than this

[paratielisdum]

First tribe headcanon, Rainwings!

Meow

LOOKS/BIOLOGY

Rainwings are a small sized, but a usually muscular yet thin tribe. They most often have thin, blocky heads, with thin horns, oftentimes twisted, but not very ram or deer-like. Their ears are thin and sharp. Behind their ears, oftentimes connected to their horns, are a set of frills (few rainwings have more than one set and that is genetic), which can vary drastically in shape and size. Rainwings’ only sexual dimorphism is size, as females are usually slightly bigger, along with voice. (No social differences between females and males, outside of royalty). Their tongues can either be forked or not, but are most often thin and somewhat long.

ABILITIES

Their scales (even their eyes) have the ability to instantly change to any colour one can think of, with insane accuracy, better than even an octopus. Although, their emotions often show on their scales (one can stop this with practice and focus), with each dragon having a different spectrum, although families often have similar ones. Rainwings also have the ability to camouflage themselves into their surroundings very well, regardless if it's in the nature or inside a building.Their most unusual trait is the fact they have thumbs on their front and back feet and even their wings, with nearly the same prehensile abilities, along with their prehensile tail, which makes them excellent climbers. Their necks are quite robust and have special stabilising abilities, much like birds.Their wings are also small and broad, providing the second best aerial manoeuvrability of any other tribe. Rainwings also are able to mimic different sounds, calls or voices, and are always scarily accurate. Their fangs have evolved into thinner ones, with special canals in them, letting them shoot a special type of venom. This venom is highly corrosive towards anything that is considered living (plants, animals etc) and can even be injected. If it enters the bloodstream, one is as good as dead within minutes or even seconds. This venom can be neutralised when it comes in contact with the venom of a relative, and there is no other known cure. Even though the fangs are somewhat more brittle than those of a different dragon’s, they are the only ones that have the ability to move independently from one another and even fall out and be replaced (this is a regular process and happens all throughout one’s life)

SPECIAL ABILITIES/MUTATIONS

Venom scales/Neutral scales: Rainwings born from a twin egg, one steals the venom from the other, much like fire or ice scale dragons. The dragonet with extra venom -called venom scales- as the name suggests is born with scales which always produce the corrosive venom rainwings have in their teeth. The venom is faster acting than normal but even the venom of a relative cannot neutralise it.

The twin with no venom is called neutral scales, their scales are instead completely immune to the venom of a rainwing, since their scales neutralise it upon contact. The twin of a venom scales is the only dragon who can neutralise their venom, simply by touching it

Such dragonets are often killed once they hatch, due to the difficulties of living.

Bird-Wings: thought to be born from ancient gods, rainwings with this mutation are hatched with feathering, like birds. Their feathers go through the same molting and growth process of a bird, while their wings remain like a dragon’s just with feathers on them. Their scales are turned to soft and sensitive skin, along with this, their voice box gains a new ability to produce a high volume sound, like parrots, to scare away enemies. These dragons are often liked, beloved or even worshipped by some.

Here is their sort of "reference" sheet for how i usually draw them, my style can vary sometimes so don't expect anything consistent, sorry.

Also, you may recognise Yamka in the top right corner, I didn't describe him much in part 1 (because i forgot) and i probably won't describe him in the first "book" as he does not often think about his usual look.

He'll prob be described whenever Vermilion's book drops

Only real ones know

[NOT PICTURED: mutations/special abilities]

[valscodblog]

THE HUSBANDS ARE BEING FUCKING HUSBANDS RIGHT NOW AND I AM SQUEELING AND SCREAMING RIGHT ALONG SIDE YOU AMIGA BC OMG, LADY-LADYYYYYYYY UGH <3333

Their so fucking married with three kids-and another on the way <33333

People always talk about how Alejandro went back into the burning building for Rodolfo, but are we going to talk about how Rodolfo was ready to straight throw hands with Graves' on his own.

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Alejandro is just sitting tied up in a cell with Graves.

"got any info for us? Or will you continue to play it the hard way Vaquero?" Graves' clicked his tongue and leaned off the metal desk inside the dark room. He uncrossed his arms to kneel in front of Alejandro, his smirk burning a fire deep into Alejandro's gut.

"Vete a la mierda." Fuck you. He hissed. His glare pierced through his eyebrows, frown deepening into an unholy sneer.

Graves sighed, of course he wouldn't go easy. Who was he kidding thinking he could get info from this idiot? He grabbed Alejandro by his hair and brought his face down against his knee with a harsh crack. The sound, finally, a pained hiss came from Alejandro. Blood dripped down his nose, pain coursing through his face.

"Anything at all?" Graves tried again.

"Vete a la mierda." Alejandro repeated, shakier than before.

"No one is coming to get you Alejandro! Might as well give up before I kill you. This is all a big waste of time in the grand scheme isn't it? Come on, I don't want to waste time hurting you." Graves took Alejandro's jaw in his hand and turned him up to meet his gaze.

"You're all alone. Just tell me."

Alejandro remained quiet. His lip quirked up and his eyes seemed to ignite with that same fire Graves had attempted to stomp out of him.

"I'm not alone pendejo. Rodolfo knows. And he will not let you get away with this."

Graves scoffed. "What's Rodolfo going to do? Call me up and beg with that timid little voice? Honestly Alejandro you should keep the good ones. So long as you recruit people who intend to use you as a meat shield you will continue to fail."

Alejandro growled. "You know nothing."

"Sure. Keep telling yourself that."

"¡Cabrón! ¡Te hará pagar por hacernos esto a todos!" Fucker! He'll make you pay for doing this to all of us!

Graves only laughed again. He shook his head as he left the cell and locked Alejandro back into silence. The seething man struggled in his bindings. He twisted and coiled his wrists until his muscles were burning. Rodolfo would come. He knew Rodolfo better than anyone, he would be here.

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"Get the rest of the men some food. Maybe they will be more inclined to release information." Graves instructed two guards outside the compound.

"yes sir." They grabbed their weapons and left from their position. As soon as they turned the corner a red sight dot focused on one of them. "What-"

His partner snapped to look as soon as blood splattered from between the first man's eyes. His body fell to the ground with a thud, his face exploded from the impact of the bullet. "Hey-" The dot focused on the second man and no sooner did he feel a flash of pain before his brain exploded and he landed in the dirt.

Rodolfo jumped down from the base watch tower. With three of the sentinels already taken out, getting to Alejandro would be easy. He slipped along the shadowy night over to the two bodies. He huffed and kicked them into the corner where they would be less noticable.

His gun flew back into his hands as he turned the corner. All clear. He knew exactly where Alejandro's cell was. As soon as he got him out they could free the rest of the Vaqueros.

He walked slow and steady down thick metal wall to the inside of the compound. Fifty yards away was the large electric fence of the outskirts building. Two large trucks were parked by the entrance. Three men walked the entrance, talking to themselves as smoke drifted into the air. Two had cigars lit from the first two mens mouths while the third sat by the door cleaning a blade.

"Heard of that Ghost guy? Ya think he's comin' round here?"

The closest to the car scoffed. "Yeah, because he's gonna waste his time with the puny Vaqueros. As far as I see it they'll send the tiny one. Soap bar?"

They burst into laughter, giving Rodolfo the chance the scoot up against the first car. He aimed his gun around the rim and flipped on the red dot. The one puffing his cigar choked when he saw it aimed at his buddy. "Hey-" He was to slow to grab his gun when the shot was made and the operator fell to the ground.

The one cleaning his knife looked up just as the second man fell. His cigar rolled from his fingers and stopped at the man's boot. "Hey!" He twisted his blade and got to his feet. Rodolfo rounded the truck and met the man. The operative swung his blade as Rodolfo ducked. He slammed his fist into the man's gut and grabbed the straps on his hips.

Rodolfo pulled them both to the ground and grabbed the knife from the Shadow's hand. It fell to the ground and rolled by the truck tire.

"little rat!" The Shadow hissed. He flipped Rodolfo on his front and got him in a headlock. Rodolfo grabbed the man's elbows. He struggled underneath the bigger man who held him down into the dirt. "Who are you here for, eh?" Rodolfo choked. He grabbed the shadow's sleeve and pulled it up to reveal his bare skin. Rodolfo sunk his teeth into the man's arm and pulled the flesh. The Shadow cried in surprise and let go enough for Rodolfo to kick him off. He reached for the knife and plunged it into the man's shoulder. Blood splattered across Rodolfo's gear. He pulled the bloody blade from the Shadow's muscle and slashed it across his throat and dug it into his jugular.

He stood and grabbed the shadow's limp body by the jacket and threw him under the truck.

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Alejandro spat thick blood at his feet. He looked up at the shadow in front of him without a word. The shadow stared back with his bloody fist raised, knuckles rough.

"This is too much fun." He chuckled and swung again.

"We'll see..." Alejandro hissed.

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Rodolfo slammed a shadow sentinel against the wall and put a bullet in his brain. He dropped the soldier and grabbed his ammo charges. He reloaded his gun and turned down the busy hallway. Shadows marched as he turned. He unloaded the silenced clip across the hallway and watched bodies drop. A loud alarm went off but he was barely bothered as round after round went into the Shadows bodies. The sounds of yelling from down the hall could be heard as more soldiers were caught in the gunfire.

The shadow locked in with Alejandro turned. He looked up and pressed his hand to his radio. "Thompson? What's going on out there?"

A voice went to respond before being cut off in an angered cry. "Thompson!?" The soldier turned back to Alejandro who smirked.

"They're here." Alejandro said.

"Shut your mouth!" The soldier hissed. He turned and grabbed his gun. He swung open the door. A figure launched at him and threw him back into the room. He cried when a boot stomped into his stomach and a clip was emptied on his face. Blood splattered across the walls. Rodolfo slammed the door shut and turned to see Alejandro.

"Rudy!"

Rodolfo smiled. He dropped his weapon and ran to Alejandro. "Are you alright?" Rodolfo cupped his cheek and examined his bloodied face and split lip. "Bastards. I'll kill them all."

"I think you already did. Where are the others?"

Rodolfo moved around Alejandro and cut through the ropes around his wrists. Alejandro sighed and rolled his wrists, slowly moving his arms again. He stood on wobbly legs and took Rodolfo into his arms. "I missed you." Rodolfo smiled and hugged Alejandro tightly. "I missed you too." Alejandro kissed his husband's forehead and wiped the blood from his cheek. "Where are the others?"

Rodolfo paused. "Well... About that..."

Alejandro looked into Rudy's eyes. "You came alone?"

"I- yes. I couldn't leave you with them. And Ghost and Soap weren't exactly at my disposal."

Alejandro gasped softly. "Oh Rodolfo." He hugged him tightly and rubbed his back. "Foolish my love."

"I couldn't leave you."

Alejandro felt tears in his eyes. He missed Rodolfo and held him on his arms. "You surprise me all the time, you know?"

"Come on, I know a way out." Rodolfo handed him one of the Shadow's guns, making Alejandro smirk. "That's my Vaquero." He kissed Rodolfo's neck and pushed the door open and they both moved into the chaos.

They had some explaining to do when they both got back.

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This idea is in my head. I want to make a fic or art of this scenario. I think it's cute.

[raitonsfw]

Do you write only for the characters you like that are of appropriate age? Or do you also write sfw stuff for underage characters, too?

Unfortunately I don't write sfw stuff for underage characters atm, maybe i'll incorporate them in the future but the list would be extremely limited.

Sorry about that!🥺���

[pomefioredove]

now I'm actually invested in this idea. maybe I'll write a full length fic someday idk... for now I have short hcs

parts 1 | 2 | 3 | kalim | bad ending

summary: crowley decides to "give away" yuu to the highest "donation" for financial reasons type of post: headcanons characters: all nrc students additional info: can be read as platonic or romantic, except malleus is pretty romantic, second person pov, yuu is gender neutral, maybe a little ooc I wrote this as soon as I got up

crowley has had his fair share of "what the fuck" moments from you but this was really taking the cake

he acts so... casual about it?

swaggers into ramshackle one morning and says times are tough and your personal expenses are straining the budget so he's decided to "put you in someone else's care"

"The screening process will be vigorous to make sure you end up in good hands!" like you're a cat or something "Your expenses will be covered and you'll have somewhere to go during break!"

okay great. pretty obvious you have no say in this, so you don't even argue. what's the worst that could happen?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel find you the next day to say they're pooling their money to buy you

"To what?"

Epel shrugs. "Oh, well Crowley said we need to offer a donation to prove we're capable of supporting you..."

(you think that if not for the laws of this land you would have slaughtered that old fart)

Jack goes on a really long tirade about how shady and underhanded this is, making sure to reaffirm that he believes you should be free to make your own choices

"So you'll let me go once you get me?"

"Uhhh..."

Ace thinks once they buy you you'll have no choice but to do all of his homework for him

Deuce says that's not really how it works- and even if he tried, Riddle would kill him

(they've already gone over this twice before finding you)

Epel happily volunteers to take you home with him over breaks, probably the only positive in this mess

even if he thinks the whole thing is kind of funny

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

incapable of keeping his mouth shut, Ace accidentally spills the plan to Riddle, who is understandably aghast

you can't just give away a person under your care like a toy!

of all the irresponsible things...

of course, he'll have to put up his offer, too

purely for your sake! with a nicer room and a brand new copy of the dorm rules, maybe you'll stop getting yourself into trouble

he's got some family money (doctors, naturally) and considers this a worthwhile purchase, for his sanity and yours

of course, Trey and Cater overhear and may or may not be pooling their own cash for a chance, too

going behind Riddle's back on this is a risky venture, but hey, someone's gotta be on your side, here, right?

I mean, between a bunch of sixteen year old boys, the housewarden, and them, who would you choose?

actually don't answer that

...not that it's much of a secret, anyway. Cater's already got their gofundme equivalent link in bio

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

Leona initially plans to have you become a live-in lackey like Ruggie

but then he really starts thinking- and, hey, the possibilities are endless, right?

for one, you'd make a really good pillow

he might have to kick Grim out for your full attention, but you could learn to live with that

and malleus would hate it

...that's reason enough for him

plus, he's got money to burn, so why not?

either way, he sets his bid at a reasonable (maybe too confident) price and sits back to watch the chaos unfold as everyone scrambles for a piece of the pie

news travels fast around school, after all

then Ruggie finds out that you could dethrone him as Leona's #2 and is understandably a little annoyed

that's his cushy post-grad job gig, thank you! he's worked hard for that!

besides, why should Leona get to hoard you? the guy can barely take care of himself!

so, Ruggie ends up outsourcing to a few dozen classmates for the necessary funds at a steep I-owe-you price

he's gonna be eating nothing but dandelions for a while...

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

now, Azul is annoyed

once the news goes school-wide, it's all anyone can talk about

talk about good marketing...

why didn't he think of such a brilliant scam? he could have negotiated with Crowley to have a café brand deal tie-in!

of course, he's already set his bid, with Jade and Floyd offering to pitch in as necessary

it's a risky investment, sure, but a worthwhile one

Azul tells everyone that with the prefect's "obvious" popularity, having them at the café a few nights a week would drive sales through the roof

though that's really just what he says to shirk suspicion

a likely excuse coming from him, though, really, it would just be nice having you around

and if not for his own affections, Floyd's incessant begging and Jade's subtly manipulative comments about "how nice" it would be having a new face around would be enough for him to cave eventually

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

"Kalim, no," is the first thing that Jamil says

"I strongly advise against this. It's another one of Crowley's silly scams and you could end up a target bec- are you even listening?"

hint: he is not

the second Kalim found out that he could get to take in his favorite magicless student like one of his treasures, he was all over it

(AKA infinite sleepovers)

and for what? a little optional donation to prove he's got the funds? he's got cash to spare!

he's already got your new room in Scarabia set up before he even puts his bid in

right next to his of course :)

and despite what Jamil insists, he himself might be working behind the curtain just a little to ensure he's the one who ends up with you

after all, why should Kalim get everything? this might be a valuable learning opportunity for him

You don't always get what you want

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as much as Epel tries to keep the rest of his dorm from finding out, it's inevitable

he's actually a little surprised that the news didn't get to Vil sooner

with Rook around campus, surely he must have said something...

when Vil does find out, though, he just sighs

oh, of course. what next, will everyone meet each other in the arena and fight to the death over the prefect?

of all the silly, immature things...

oh? what's that? he's bidding anyway? of course he is, silly potato. he can't have some unwashed miscreant making you sleep on polyester bedding

(really, he's the only person on campus worthy of your time)

Rook has also been mysteriously absent from the dorm lately, though his initials on a poem and a strangely large sum of money end up in the donation pile

but really, that could be anyone... Rook would never dare betray Vil again, right?

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Ortho finds out directly from the other first years and sends Idia the details immediately

with a little note of encouragement, of course: "could be excellent for improving your social skills!"

Idia understandably freaks out

"WTF!!!! nooo way! this is a person, not a chatbot we're talking about here! I can barely keep virtual pets alive!!!!"

(liar)

(...but this is still different)

the conversation ends there, but semi-anonymous bid from someone named "gloomurai" gets cashapp'd directly to crowley

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everyone in the room immediately turns to Malleus

"For the record, I think it's wrong to be bargaining over a human being," Silver says first. "But if anyone could handle it with grace, it's you."

Lilia laughs. "Oh, you're just saying that because you like the prefect so much!"

"Father, you're the one who likes the prefect so much,"

"Oh, right! carry on then. After all, I'm sure we could share,"

Sebek is the only one relatively against the idea, though Lilia luckily manages to get him to lower his voice after his third speech about how you aren't good enough for his liege

Malleus is rather quiet through the whole evening, neither agreeing nor disagreeing with any of the points made

he disappears for a short while, and when he comes back he seems a little more confident

though, of course, he goes to you first

seeing him at Ramshackle in the middle of the night is a familiar and welcoming sight after all of the chaos of your week

and he's in a great mood!

"Child of man! I've come with news," he says. "I have heard of your predicament and have come up with a solution!"

you immediately sulk. "Oh, no. You know I think this whole thing is terrible, right?"

"Yes, Silver mentioned you might not like the idea of being bought and sold like a trinket. But worry not, I do not plan on paying for you in money,"

you pause, at a loss for words, and then tentatively continue. "You're not...?"

"Of course not. What a primitive idea, I was baffled to hear it myself. My proposal will be more traditional: a modest sum of treasure, and a generous amount of livestock and the finest crop Briar Valley can offer,"

certainly he's not this naive, you think

"You really think Crowley is going to accept that over money? I'm pretty sure Kalim just bid away an entire country's worth,"

he laughs. "You speak as if this is some kind of business deal! I'm quite confident that my dowry will be best,"

huh. that was a strange way of putting it

but then again, you still didn't really understand how things work here, so you go along with it

and you allow yourself to relax. he seems confident in his offer, and he doesn't even see you as some kind of prize to win!

"Oh, well, alright. Thanks! I'm glad you're on it,"

he smiles. "Rest assured, child of man, you're in good hands. My dowry will far outshine the others, and the wedding will be even better,"

"I was honestly getting a little nervous for a momen- wait- wedding!?"

[quinn-pop]

for the record, mk’s favorite march sister is amy

(yes im elaborating on a silly doodle i did days ago, yes this is the most unnecessary post ever, move along)

to clarify: im looking at this through the lens of greta gerwig’s little women because in spite of having seen the 1994 version my fair share of times i could tell you almost nothing about it for some reason

i don’t think this is something he’d openly admit because of her more childish scenes. she can be loud and cruel and she burns jo’s writing and so it’s easy to dislike watching her

but she also steps up. “learns her place”. ignores what she feels because she believes she has to become something. although not thoroughly explored in the movie, i gotta imagine how absolutely lonely she must feel.

see where im going with this? i think that would really resonate with him and so her character would grow on him. he’s jealous that she can express her “worst” emotions. he’s annoyed with her pettiness because it’s unreasonable to him. these are the same things he could never allow himself to do or think or feel because he has to be something.

so seeing her change hits. because he did that too. don’t get me wrong im not saying they’re the same character or anything lol but in her he sees the heart of the child he once was and the desperate, lonely person he became.

oh also dedede likes beth because he cries every time a parent or child dies in a movie

[quantum1mmortality]

Captain Curly; marriage hcs <3

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Chat I know I mentioned getting back into writing for twst but the current hyperfixation is too strong rn so just bare with me I NEED to write for mouthwashing

!this is written with an AU in mind; curly still works for pony express, but there's no ship. Just a normal job. Also J***y doesn't exist.!

Tw/cw; afab!reader, mentions of pregnancy and having said baby, MANHANDLING!!!!, teasing, use of pet names, uhhh I can't think of any else

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Sfw

I think Curly would definitely be a family oriented person. The further you'd get into your relationship, the more he'd ask about your opinion on kids and if you'd want any in the future.

I also think Curly would be on the traditional side, too. If you said yes to having kids, he'd take that as an opportunity to show you how good of a provider he can be, and how willing he is to become a father.

When you do eventually have children, he'd be more than willing to take off work to help around the house. You just gave birth, he knows it's hard for you, so he'd make breakfast, lunch, and dinner for all three of you.

Sidenote; Curly would definitely be a good cook. He probably took culinary in highschool

If he knew Anya at the time, he'd have her babysit your children so he could take you out on dates. This happens quite often, too; probably around once or twice a month. He just wants to show how much he appreciates you and everything you've done for him and your relationship <3

He'd take you to the most expensive restaurants and tell you to order whatever you wanted, and if you're done breastfeeding, he'd order a bottle of champagne for you both.

He'd be one of those "I love my wife" husbands. Everyone at his job is so sick of hearing him talk so highly of you. It'll be someone's birthday, they'll bring a cake, and he just won't eat it. Why? "My wife could make a better cake."

After you guys got married, he couldn't stop calling you his wife. That name felt so surreal to him; like the woman of his dreams is finally his? And there's a title for that?? Of course he's going to use it constantly.

He probably also took Anya out to help him pick out a ring. And thank god he did btw because he would've gotten you a ring with the biggest diamond they had 😭😭 (sorry to all the big ring lovers in chat rn they're just not it for me)

Nsfw

Curly is a romantic. He'd want to take things slow, cherish you as much as possible, especially if it's your first time.

He wouldn't think of it as sex, he'd think of it as lovemaking; showing you his worth and how much he cares about you.

He rarely gets rough, you have to ask him to be because he just won't do it. But, he's a suck up for you, so if you want something, it's yours.

So, he'd get rough. He'd go faster than he usually does, maybe put his hand around your neck and squeeze ever so gently. But afterwards, he'd feel awful; like he was hurting you or something.

He'd apologize profusely, say he's never gonna do it again, but does it a few days later. It's like going through the five stages of grief but skipping the first four and consistently being at acceptance

He's a hand holder. Since he's an intimate person, his preferred position is missionary. He likes this position for a few reasons; he gets to see your expression if you're enjoying it or uncomfortable, he gets to kiss you, and he can hold your hand. It's one of his favorite things to do, not only because he finds it much more romantic, but he also loves how you squeeze his hand when you're getting close.

Teasing is one of the things he does best. But verbal teasing, not physical. You can hear him giggle anytime he's inside you, practically taunting you when he knows you're close. He'd say something dumb like, "aw, is princess gonna cum?" And then have a shit eating grin on his face.

Pet names are another thing he uses often. Like I said previously, he'd call you princess, but there's also other names he'd call you during the act. Love, darling, and angel are the ones he uses for you most commonly, aside from princess of course.

I saw someone else say this on here and their hcs were actually what made me want to write (I swear on my SOUL I am NOT trying to copy them 🙏🙏🙏🙏 sorry if it comes off like that) but they said Curly would be buff and I completely agree. He would be HUGE, I'm thinking 6'3-6'5, easily over 220lbs.

The manhandling would go CRAZY, you don't like a position? No issue, he'll just pick you up and put you in a different one. Can't keep your legs open while he's being a munch? As much as he enjoys the feeling of suffocating between your thighs, which believe me, he does, he can't exactly pleasure you if he's unconscious from the lack of airflow. Not a big issue, a firm hand on each leg will do the trick.

Another comment on his body alone to wrap this up; he'd definitely be muscular in his legs and especially his arms. I think his stomach would be toned, not a six pack, but toned. Maybe even a little pudge and a v line 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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A/N: hi guys pls send requests for curly fics plasplsplspslsplsplslsplspls I'm so thirsty for this man oh ky god I'm crynng