#I really need this

[fake-innocence]

“Does it hurt?”

“Y-yes”

“Do you want me to stop?”

“N-no”

[singularityinthemirror]

Ateez chose violence that day

[z33101]

anypony know if theres a 10/10 jaw dropping tear enducing rendition of ebon in the sims 4 im tryna see something

[raineycatgirl]

do i really need to explain

[justafterjericho]

I was actually reminded about this today when I saw totally innocent quote from Unseen Academicals about Medusa in the Watch and left long rant in the tags but I have to write about it again. For those uninformed what would later became BBC America's The Watch (à la the show all the discworld fandom collectively decided doesn't really exist and even if it did it doesn't count anyway) was actually planned to be a crime show taking place in Ankh-Morpork. Pratchett even called it CSI Ankh-Morpork. Can you imagine how cool it could have been?

Like I can acknowledge that discworld books are probably not the easiest material to adapt on screen (although I'm still convinced that it's not impossible and the total failure of that show had more to do with it and it's creators rather than with the sorce materials - there had been much better adaptations than the Watch, even though they too were not perfect and I'm not even speaking about GO, which had very Pratchettian voice and ended up amazing). But with this you wouldn't have to adapt the books, you could write stories for the medium from the start.

Hell, you could even (and I would be really glad) focus on either totally made up characters and/or the ones that were just mentioned and not developed any further - like the Meduse cop lady (I would really liked to have more of the meduse cop lady with sunglasses from Ephebe if someone didn't figure that out xD). That doesn't mean we wouldn't see Vimes, Carrot, Cheri, Angua, Nobby etc. but they wouldn't have to be the main team we would focus on. It would be really fun to interact with the more known characters during the series from the different perspective. Those from the watch but also others like wizards, the Times crew, Vetinari, Seamstresses, Throat etc.

It could be totally episodic or have some overarching plot hidden behind I don't even care. It could have almost no big stakes and I would be totally fine with that. Just different crime cases in the Ankh-Morpork. Bonus points for dwarf gender fuckery, easter eggs that you don't need to know for the story to make sense but would make any books fan happy and Eskarina Smith just because (even just as an easter egg in the form of mysterious lady giving tip for some case - especially if there would be some clues for a hidden overarching plot but even without that it could make sense - time travelling wizard-witch would like to help and I'm sure it can get boring).

Anyway just thik about all of the possibilities.

[ichiosart]

I may have just ordered this beautiful mug Q/////Q it’s so perfect and aaaaah

[uh-oh-kinky]

Is it too much to ask to have a pretty pair of soft ticklish feet to play with? I'll be mostly nice, some rubs, kisses, a few gentle strokes of my fingers... I'd never get carried away.

[dranger78official]

i really need this den

[ghostampire]

why don't you bring some beer or wine and I'll bring my plaid and guitar and we'll sit by the fire. we can tell each other stories or just sit in silent embrace

[poinsettiapavilion]

I have an interview tomorrow pls pls send job-getting vibes

[sleepynervewriting]

Sorry about the lack of updates. My teacher promised me her favourite dnd dice if I score an 80 or higher on the test and I am very determined right now.

[ukkigirl]

[felixisfruity]

damn i am COLD!!!

[transbutchblues]

does anyone know a good online english-latin or english-ancient greek dictionary/translator ? i have websites to translate latin/greek words into english but not the other way around

i need to write a birthday card for friday in either latin or ancient greek and the thing is i’ve only been studying these languages for a few months. i can kinda write about soldiers going to war but somehow i can’t say ‘happy birthday, i’m glad i met you, you’re a nice person’

[mjthefaeva]

Bless me Yuri gods I need this, please help me not fumble this pls pls pls

[specksizedgoddess]

Remember to be careful with slime girls. They could so easily corrode your circuits, turn you into a dumb glitchy little thing. We wouldn't want that, would we? It would be awful if you got corrupted by a gross, sticky girl

AGDGHAHDHAAD FUCK MHMM YUP YUP THAT. THAT WOULD BE SO SO AWFUL WOULDNT IT <3333

I. Fuck thats unbelievably hot~ slime girl cooing over me as my sprite glitches and flutters- little noises that sound almost like moans~ such a dumb little thing, all because my circuits got corroded- I need to hear her make fun of my for being such a dumb little clump of code~ can't even take a little bit of slime~