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just ordered my first official max verstappen merch and so what if the second picture was convincing enough to get it
#max verstappen#red bull racing#formula 1#f1#I never buy anything#it was on sale#so#I can justify it#also#the second picture#he���s so pretty#they really said#it’s an opportunity to sell
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
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#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change#spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris#keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything#also im sorry it took me so long to get to him#ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so#anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#miles morales#stillindigo art
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Top tier feeling is being so far down the arts and crafts rabbit hole that normal buying stuff doesn't even occur to you. "Wow I wish I had a crop top" okay. I have a pair of scissors, the ability to hem and a dream. That's basically equivalent "Oh no I need headphone covers" Bet. Came up with my own pattern for them "The tops of my OTHER headphones are peeling off :/" I have scrap fabric. Amazon can't touch me "I wish my jars were aesthetic and spooky" The stupid plastic halloween decorations at target aren't even going to compare to what I'm about to make with some black and gold paint, clay, and a pasta jar. And I'll have more fun doing it too
#When I learn to sew my own clothes it's all over for everyone#I'm never buying anything again. Only fabric#arts and crafts#crochet#knitting#crochetblr#fiber arts#art#sewing
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i was saying this to my best friend the other day but why are voltron aus making keith either rich or like a prince or something. why must you take his poor kid sparkle. that man knows a 7/11 slurpee he knows a walmart brand bottle of soda. he deserves to know the simple pleasure of an inflatable backyard pool. I know he got those fuckass black jeggings from a thrift store. and that fuckass mullet is from great clips. is keith kogane truly keith kogane if hes not taking his change to the coinstar at the grocery store. dont take this from my man!!!!!!
#i used to take my change to the coinstar all the time but i dont get tips at work anymore so i like never have cash..... i miss it#grocery store trip you get ur coinstar money and then u buy a crisp monster energy GAME CHANGER#sorry i got rlly hyped abt the coinstar machine i forgot what i was talking abt#soad.txt#not art#voltron#anyways i truly cannot imagine keith being anything but kinda poor i often project my white trash upon him and i will continue to do so
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the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly
#i feel so sad they never got to play#au where all they do. every day. is play monopoly#thats the heist thats the plot#them enjoying and bickering#all six of them#cuz all six are happy and alive#(im ignoring kiwi sorry guys)#kaz would get waaaaaay too into it#wylan would be incredible#he memorises the property names based off the colours#nina doesnt even care about winning she just buys the properties that kaz goes for#they never let jesper be banker even though he begs to be every time#the only person who can be banker is matthias#inej secretly moves her piece extra steps during other people's turns and only kaz realises#but he doesn't say anything even though he wants to win#the winner is almost always either kaz or wylan#inej comes close a few times#jesper has never once won but still claims he's best#nina tries to seduce matthias into giving her more money#it (almost) never works#soc#six of crows#ck#crooked kingdom#kaz#inej#kaz brekker#kanej#matthias helvar#jesper
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wheatley and queen are restocked! + i have b grades again <3
cozylittleartshoppe @ etsy
#enamel pins#wheatley#portal 2#deltarune#queen#place your bets. can i make linking gabv1el keychains before christmas. By God I Will Try#''i saw this on [anywhere but etsy]'' yeah dibshits steal my designs :( if you've ever bought a bootleg of my art please please please#toss that trash and buy an original. mine are so much nicer quality and etsy is my only income#like as much as i love enamel pins as an artist And collector sometimes i dont even want to make them anymore#because they're the easiest thing for fuckheads to steal. and then they sell them at prices *i'd* be making a loss at#please never buy ANYTHING fandom related on those super cheap chinese websites i am begging you#you're hurting artists. it's all stolen at Best and made from harmful materials and paints at Worst
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Mr J I'm heading to Wendy's. You want anything?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M ON A STRICT DIET OF BLACK COFFEE AND THE WHINING OF MY PHOTOGRAPHERS!
#HERE.#TAKE SOME CASH AND BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING GOOD#DONT SAY I NEVER GIVE YOU ANYTHING!#daily bugle advice column
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Uploaded a few stickers on my redbubble shop !!!!
#my sketches#the housecat philosophy#artists on tumblr#original art#the designs by themselves are also up on patreon#the plan is to make more in the future but with me you never know#anyway !!! stickers !!!!#you can buy them as magnets too actually#which isn't something you could do last time i posted anything on redbubble i think#neat!
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New jammies ✨
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Octavia's and Blitzø's potential relationship development
I believe that the show, despite Octavia openly hating Blitzø, gives us some hints that they have much more in common than it seems. I’ve noticed a couple of moments where Blitzø and Octavia are… pretty much in sync, if that makes sense.
Here are those moments I’ve noticed… maybe stretched in some places, but! Hear me out!
1. Here, they don’t hear each other, but both are repulsed by Stolas’s obnoxious language and express the same reaction. It’s funny that Stolas is the one calling them out.
[Blitzø]: WHAT [Octavia]: THE [Blitzø]: FUCK [Octavia]: DAD?! S1EP2, Loo Loo Land, 4:52
2. They also share a distaste for Stolas’s behavior throughout the episode, albeit in slightly different ways. In fact, this serves as a great demonstration of how deaf and blind Stolas is to obvious social cues at the beginning of the series—he doesn’t stop even when directly asked to do so on multiple occasions.
Blitzø is disgusted by Stolas’s awkward, overly sexual advances and demeaning language towards him and his work.
[Stolas]: You are so cute when you are serious! S1EP2, Loo Loo Land, 6:06
Octavia is taken aback by essentially the same. However, she blames both of them, understandably failing to recognize that Blitzø is just as uncomfortable as she is. From her perspective, Blitzø is a homewrecker who contributed to destroying her parents' marriage.
[Stolas]: You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.[Blitzø]: Save it, bitch, I am working. [Octavia]: You both need to get a room. S1EP2, Loo Loo Land, 8:20
3. They share the hate for the same clown!
[Blitzø and Octavia]: I hate that fucking clown. S1EP2, Loo Loo Land, 8:50
4. They seem to have similar tastes in music! The song My World Is Burning Down Around Me, which Octavia plays to tune out Stella’s screaming, is also heard in Blitzø’s van when he comes to pick up Loona in the Queen Bee episode, although it’s only instrumental. Here, have a look. If, for some reason, the service with the timeframes isn’t working, I’ll also provide the timings in writing so you can check it yourself on YouTube.
Octavia turns on the song, and for a while, we can hear the lyrics before it fades into the background as the scene shifts to Stella yelling at Stolas and later to Stolas’s conversation with Octavia. S1EP2, Loo Loo Land, 2:52 - 3:50
The song’s instrumental version can be heard when Blitzø’s van arrives, and the background noise at Queen Bee’s club is different, so there’s no chance for misinterpretation. It is the music Blitzø’s was listening to. S1EP8, Queen Bee, 8:20 - 9:14
5. Haha, they freak out in the same way in the Seeing Stars episode! I know it’s probably just a stylistic choice to transition from Octavia’s initial experience with LA to Blitzø having to contact Stolas and explain what happened. However, I might be indulging in a bit of wishful thinking, suggesting that this similarity in their stress responses could have some deeper meaning.
S2EP2, Seeing Stars, 4:42
So-o... What am I trying to say with all these points I've made?
Like the kind of delulu who yells, "Ghostfuckers, save us!" (we know Viv, we know how trying to put our hopes up ends, haha), I draw a complete unhinged card and I am going to make a very bold claim:
I think that once Stolas and Blitzø finally get their shit and themselves back together, and Octavia realizes there’s much more to the story than, “Oh, it’s just horny dad cheated on my mum with a red lizard dickhead and my dad ruined my family,” Octavia could actually bond with Blitzø quite nicely, and he would make a good second dad to her! Well, don’t get me wrong. She might never want to take it to that level. Also, we don’t know how things will turn out, nor do we know her relationship with her mum, Stella.
But I do believe that their parallels were thrown in for a reason. Despite the circumstances, they can, and maybe will, be on much better terms than they currently are.
Go on, call me delusional and leave me be in my complete denial corner. <3 I admit I do tend to forget the current state of the Stolitz relationship in the series, as in my world, where I’m prioritizing my time working on that fic, they are finally together. I am bitter-sweetly excited that @tealvenetianmask and I are slowly but surely getting close to finishing it. :)
(Yes, yes, it was shameless self-promotion—sue me for the unlawful use of a speculatory-analytical post space to promote our version of Stolitz working hard to sort out their issues post Apology Tour and having some silly and horny fun along the way.)
#anyone wants to buy a space in my posts?#it's not like I write regularly or anything#but yeah!#okay jokes aside I really feel Octavia would like Blitzø if she gives him a chance#but undeniably we have a very long way to go to it#because currently let's be honest#Octavia is nowhere to be found after s2ep2 which suggests there's a rift in their relationship with Stolas#and that is worrisome#AND WE HAVE THAT LINE IN TRAILER#“you never loved mom and you never loved me; you love HIM”#so the shitstorm is yet to gain its full power#and hit the fan#oh dear my poor owl#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#akira's whimpery metas#stolitz#blitzø#stolas#stolas x blitz#blitz x stolas#octavia goetia#octavia
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Noodles and Tea’s work inspired me fr
#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#perry the platypus#bill cipher#crossover#heinz doofenshmirtz#major monogram#great googly moogly#And at this one stand there was this forest service guy#and he was selling these really amazing muffins#they had Dunkleberries and EVERYTHING they looked delicious but they had nuts in them so I didn’t buy them#(I’m not allergic or anything I just think that there is a time and a place where you don’t put nuts in food#like seriously this thing was STUFFED with pecans and I was like that’s gonna ruin the flavor! Pecan…. that’s a really weird word you know#like try saying it out loud a couple times. Pecan.. peCHAAANs. Pea-can. hm. hm.#anyway)#but this guy had some other really random junk lying around so I decided to take a look and I actually found something really msyerious!#there was this book with a big ‘2’ on it and I couldn’t find the other ones so I was like hey where’s the rest of these and he was like#we already sold them off and I was like WHAT that’s so crazy#like if you’re gonna sell a set of books#WHY would you sell each one separately cuz that would really suck to just like#start in the middle of a series or get hooked and never be able to continue it#and I was pretty wary anyways cuz it looked so CRYPTIC and WEIRD#but he said he’d give it to me for 92 cents and baby that’s a STEAL#couldn’t NOT take it#I mean it sat around on my desk for months and I mainly just used it as a paperweight until one night#they stopped broadcasting America’s Got Talent on my channel and out of SPITE I decided to find a way to defy American Tradition#and read a book#….what? ohhhh you though I was gonna build an inator over this#no at the time I was already working on a Tuesday Inator that would force every Calendar in the Tri-State area to always have every day#as Tuesday so I could ALWAYS have a discount on tacos! do you know how OVERPRICED those things are when they’re not on Tuesday?
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1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#dont think they will learn anything#i know its pessimistic but like#as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it#i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings#i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors#which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost#and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition#like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol#i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it#i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned#and i dont think i will ever buy one again#and might regret that#i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way#but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on#and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy-#-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better#especially after totks success
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Okay yes odysseus absolutely fumbled first meeting with penelope. He was an absolute goof. Tripping over himself, blushing, loosing games because penelope waved at him, getting caught mid lie ect ect
But have we considered penelope was equally a mess?
#Odypen#Odysseus#Penelope#the odyssey#epic the musical#Pre-canon shenanigans my beloved#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love#It's so important to me that odysseus and penelope remain equal on every level#Odysseus pulling off the poor bumpkin island king breaking into the private rooms of the Spartan family and getting caught#Penelope shrieking and chucking vase at odysseus's head#Odysseus: What do you want from the market I'll buy you anything#Penelope: how tf are you going to get me courting gifts aren't you broke?? You brought 3 gifts for Helen's hand#Odysseus: tripping and nearly falling on his sword bc penelope waved at him#Penelope tripping into her room and getting tangled inthe strings because she saw ody from her widow#Meet ugly my beloved#Listen listen I see so many things about odysseus being obsessed with penelope and penelope being the calm cool collected one#And that is not the case#They are the same person#Also I feel like teenagers in their first relationship are never graceful they are all goofs and that's how it should be#Let them be silly!!!#Odysseus: I need her to be mineeee Athena: fuck I need a break from this nonsense goes to see what penelope is doing#Penelope: weaving odysseus's face into a wedding dress athena: I don't know why I bother#Odysseus: going to pull a prank running into penelope trying to pull the same one
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i live in a walkable ish city, for the first time in my life
i just paid $7.50 for a coffee
the price of coffee has gone up has increased so much over the years (bc of inflation i don’t even think this was a particularly expensive coffee), and it would be easy to just make it at home for a fraction of the cost…
But also… for $7.50 (which is a lot of money when you are disabled level broke) I was able to:
- Leave my house
- Get 15 ish minutes of feel good movement, walking and learning to navigate my local area
- Engage with 3-4 community members, not even trying to socialize, just ones i’ll likely bump into the times i go out; thus helping to establish my place in an unfamiliar environment
- Achieve the sense of fulfillment that comes with independently carrying out a desire, engaging with the world, and feeling autonomous and capable
I don’t even like coffee. This was not about the coffee.
i could have also walked to the grocery store and spent $1 on a bagel, and checked likely all the same boxes. today i just chose to try a coffee shop, but as a broke person i have to over analyze the cost of things, which led me to philosophizing over this in a way i wouldn’t have had to if it was only $1..
which led me to the conclusion, as always, that you cannot budget your way out of systemic poverty, and you’re not a bad poor person for spending a couple extra dollars on something premade from a cafe
#cripple punk#walkable communities#punk culture#disabled#community engagement#hope punk#i say walkable ish because on days i’m healthy enough to walk and think for myself i can get around#on days i would need to rely on a wheelchair it could just never happen#but this is the closest i’ve ever lived to a store and therefor feels so much more accessible than anything ever has before#you’re not a bad poor person for buying coffee#you just can’t budget yourself out of systematic poverty
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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"Arya wouldn't have been able to survive in KL" is really one of the dumbest fanon takes where you can tell someone only believes it because they like the idea of Arya and Sansa being "exact opposites and perfect complements" (even though it goes against the books). Actual evidence from the books to back it up? Never anywhere to be found despite how confidently people make this claim.
And not only does it severely mischaracterize Arya and ignore what she's been through, it also ignores her importance as a political hostage. The Lannisters weren't searching for her, and lying about having her, for no reason. They needed her because having only one Stark after executing Ned put them in a poor position to negotiate. So Arya would have been more than capable of handling herself (thoroughly shown in her Harrenhal chapters) and the Lannisters would've done everything in their power to keep her alive but, somehow, she wouldn't have been able to survive? It's truly one of those takes that falls apart if you think about it for more than two seconds but apparently, that's too much effort for some people.
#arya stark#asoiaf#as song of ice and fire#anti sansa stans#cause they're the main culprits#the story comes secondary to putting Arya down to prop Sansa up for some people though#it's just one of the dumbest and easily disprovable takes in this fandom#I don't even get mad when I see it cause I know it's not based on anything in the story and it's just fanon misinterpretations#and then they try to be neutral and say that Sansa wouldn't have been able to survive what Arya did but they NEVER point out Arya's#skills + intelligence or talk about what Sansa lacks in comparison or why she wouldn't have been able to survive#a majority of the time it's just /Sansa wouldn't have been able to pass as a boy/ cause they hate complimenting Arya#I'm supposed to buy Sansa as the smartest character in the books but there's nothing in her chapters that her own stans can use to prove it#they have to rely on dropping the intelligence and skills of other characters to make room for her and we're just supposed to ignore that#/Arya wouldn't have been able to survive/ instead of pointing out Sansa's actual skills okay okay got it#personally I'm going to use quotes from my faves chapters to prove their intelligence but I guess that's only if it's actually there...
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