#I need to slepp

[kingxgarm]

I have this mlb au where Adrien as Chat Noir is the main character and swapped with Marinette (he's not rich anymore, his dad is a sexy punk (ALSO, genderfluid), and Marinette's parents are RICH)

And then an idea popped into my head that I can't seem to shake

...what if...

They were black, with like vitiligo and stuff, and they had super cool hair and- and- and-

Me want to do it REALLY bad, but I feel like people will just say "at this point, just make ocs!" But it's not the sameee, i REALLY want it to be Adrien and GABE, PUNK GABE, PEOPLE!!!!

Idk

"Why are they black?" Cuz I REALLY like the designs where people make Adrien black, so I thought I'd let them both have it, as a treat

I'm really tired, can you tell?

Watch me delete this post

[undermine-the-instinct]

Going from Wriothesley to Neuvillette is kinda jarring, but I'm re-watching the archon quest and Neuvi's voice is sooo nice. I feel like if you were to cuddle or hug him you could feel the vibrations in his chest and the base of his throat and that makes my brain go brrrr

[hl-obsessed]

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[kalcium-yippee]

Ok I needed to write smthn sbg about this so here is a speed written fic of Tyler asking Logan for a 'fuck you' bouquet (written at 2332)

"LOGAN. Logan." Tyler panted as he slammed open the Fields Botany center. Logan was leaning his head on his hand on the counter before being startled to attention. "Ah- uhm, what, what is it!?" Logan went on nervously, thinking someone had gotten into danger.

"I...I need a bouquet..." Tyler panted out, leaning against the doorframe. He walked up the counter after catching his breath. "A bouquet? Uhm...for who?" Logan was a little surprised. Was this for someone he was gonna ask out? He didn't want to pry, so he just agreed skeptically, "s-sure. Why not...uhm, any idea of what you want in it? I, uh, I've been told I'm pretty good with arranging bouquets that 'send a message'...by my grandparents! I..uh I don't think I'm *that* good but y'know..." He trailed off, not wanting to brag, just show that he is qualified, but he felt too nervous to continue.

"Perfect! I need to send a very obvious and explicit message. You can help with that?" Tyler leaned on the shop counter. "Uh...yes?"

"Excellent."

"So...what's the message we need sent?" Logan inquired looking through the nearby flowers. "Well, I really need something that screams 'you are useless and stupid and I hate you', you think you can put something like that together? A real 'fuck you' bouquet." Tyler asked genuinely. Logan was a little stumped for a moment. 'So not for asking someone out...got it. Well then again this *is* Tyler so who knows' Logan rambled in his brain before answering, "...sure?". Logan scanned the shop for anything that could help him out. He came back to the counter with some foxglove, geraniums, orange lilies, meadowsweet, yellow carnations, and a few filler flowers. "This should...yea this should do the trick". Logan grabbed some string and with Tyler's input created a beautiful clutch of flowers that screamed 'fuck you'.

"It's perfect! Thanks! How much do I owe ya?" Tyler asked rummaging through his wallet for cash. "Oh uhm...I'll just charge you 20$ don't worry about it." Logan replied before hesitating to ask, "i-if you don't mind me asking...who are these for?"

Tyler paused. "Oh, well it's my early Birthday gift for Aiden." He replied dead pan, not a hint of sarcasm in his voice. "Of...of course it is" Logan chucked before handing Tyler his 'fuck you' bouquet.

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[level-16-piss-wizard]

As im currently doing shit I decided to listen to my records so I pulg in my headphone to the record player and get confuse why it isn't working

I forgot to put a record in it and got confused when the air wasn't playing music

[andyridgeley]

if someone doesn't kiss this booboo in 2 seconds im gonna 😤

[caramelmochacrow]

I./ NEED TO DO ASSIGNMENT.S TOMORROW.

[reallysomeonetookobituaries]

If you get an ai to post a post and no one sees it before it gets deleted...what will happen...what was the post...was the post even real

[nyrislikesstars]

Hi ! I use multiple pronouns (he/they/it) though I'm ok with a lot of others too.

However the thing I've noticed is that others like me tend to think differently about their use of pronouns.

For example, to me option two would be the most accurate. I love mixing them up and switching constantly.And when asked I usually just tell people to go ape shit when using them changing however and how often they want.

However other people would probably prefer option one (less confusing or they just prefer to use one at a time and then switching to the next).

I've also met people who like both options, either switching between both from time to time or they're just okay with others using both.

Also sometimes one pronoun is preferred over others.

For example someone uses he/they and prefer to be more frequently referenced as he but like they once in a while or the opposite (some change the order to show their preference (they/he, they/she, etc.) )

In the end there really isn't a single way to write someone using multiple pronouns. Different people prefer different uses and same thing with characters.

Can someone who uses multiple pronouns help me with a writing question?

Do you change up the pronouns within the same sentence?

Like, for example, someone who uses He/They:

He went to the store and he hated every second of it. (And then use they in a different sentence)

Or

He went to the store and they hated every second of it.

[heartfullofleeches]

Damn I thought I was being sneaky haha

How is our Darling Remmy/Liu/Aspen/Carnis/Sammy/Clem tonight?

Remmy is getting doll darling ready for bed. He doesn't slepp till his body tells him to, but they need their full eight hours.

Liu is preparing for "hibernation" so they're a litlle sleepier than normal. They like to prepare meals weeks in advance for darling since they struggle to stay awake in the winter.

Aspen's probably browsing for new outfits next to tabs he has open for hunting knives and ropes. The rope isn't for his missions.

Carnis is living their best life away from the shackles of the lab as per usual. Either showing their darling something new he learned or trying to get them to take a bath with him.

Sammy for once isn't working himself to death bc it's his mandatory day off so he's listening the recordings he has of darling voice to keep himself from stressing.

Clem is Clem (she's good, she just struggles to convey her feelings since she's still getting used to having them.

[idanceuntilidie]

It’s really short so excuse that! Getting back to writing because I feel better mentally

“CAME AND WON’T LEAVE”

male online friend yandere x gn reader

tw: yandere themes, mentions of blood and getting rid of the bodies.

He breathed in the stench of blood, smiling proudly as the sound of a knife hitting the bone filled his apartment once again.

Ever since you were little your parents told you to be careful on the internet. It’s a dangerous place after all.

You had to admit they were right, but that didn’t stop you from spending almost half of your free time on it. Games, music, films and soon friends who probably stayed longer than those you made in high school. Even though lately you noticed many of them ignoring or blocking you out of nowhere.

It happens you figured, it was easier not to dwell much on it.

You open your eyes, it was the middle of the night you guessed, mostly because of the dark that swallowed your room whole.

Laying on your back you rub your eyes and grab the thing that disturbs your sleep.

The sound of a knife meeting the bone was the only thing that echoed in the room. Lorelai huffed as he tried his best to cut through the bone which was too stubborn for his liking. The lack of important tools finally started to show.

Then a sickening crack, a satisfied smile spreaded on his face slowly. Broken. Lorelai took a moment to admire his work. The thing that laid on the table was barely recognisable. Covered in a pretty red and metallic smell. The meat looked fresh, it surprised him a little. He expected it to be rotten, and maybe it is but he won’t waste his time. He opened the trash bag and threw the remaining pieces of meat, bone and hair.

The gloves were thrown into the sink, they needed to be washed and disposed of properly.

Humming he took out the phone, checking the new messages that might have appeared during his work. He expected it, but it still gave him butterflies.

“Sorry fell aslep I thinj i cried myself to slepp tonighr”

He giggled at your typos, you were tired, of course it was expected you had a long day and ooh poor little you. He felt his cheeks getting warmer, he wishes he could go to your house, help you, be there with you. Crawl under your skin to be as close to you as possible but he can’t, as much as he wants to he can’t. Not yet, the other issue is him covered in blood. You don’t even know he moved into YOUR city, you are still so blissfully unaware of him getting closer and closer. That’s too fast, he thinks as he fumbles with a rushed reply.

He needs to make sure you are ready, his gaze focuses on the bags scattered across the floor.

First part of the plan was almost finished, people who kept you far away from him and soon maybe soon he will come to you.

„Hey it’s okay, are you able to fall back asleep?”

„nkoo”

„We can talk if you want”

„yis”

And maybe you will accept him with open arms.

[spiralingemptyness]

i rlly gotta stop taking wonky photos in bad lighting… but i went back to my roots with some second timeline mortal kombat shit

dont get me wrong, love mk1, but ill always cherish second timeline (and the first)

Im tired, i wanna tag and jot down an idea so i can slepp… i also need a mental fucking breakdown :)

[moonchildeath]

im only gonna say the biting thing is true and now im going to make coffee and have an existential crisis /hj

Making a sleep token personality quiz I’ll bring it you when I’m done brb

[bookloover35]

Castiel: Sex hair.

Being in a relationship with an angel is what you can say is an experience.

Castiel is cute but very clueless especially when it comes to human behavior and sayings.

A funny exampel was what happened after a hunt with my brothers Sam and Dean.

Yep i'm a Winchester, i'm Sam's little sister.

My name is Yn and yes before you wonder, my brothers know about my relationship with Castiel.

My brothers were overprotected in the beginning, ESPECIALLY Dean.

But back to the story.

We had just arrived at the motel that we had chosen to sleep at, because it was fifteen hours back to the bunker and we were all tired.

Poor Baby had been a little injured after the werewolf pack that we were hunting.

But luckily Dean said that it was an easy repair and that he could fix it tomorrow.

Yn: That was one of the best showers i've ever taken.

I feel like i could sleep for a whole year.

Castiel: It's literally impossible Yn.

Yn: It's an expression my love.

I said to him laughing then i went up to him and hugged him.

Like i said he's so cute he's like a confused little puppy, i took his hand in mine and led him to our motel bed.

Sam and Dean slept in a separate room with two queen beds soo me and Cass could get our own room with a queen size bed.

Yn: Um, i know you don't need any sleep, but can you just lie next to me and hold like you do at home in the bunker.

Cass: Of course my dear, i'm going to close my eyes for a while and rest a bit.

I nodded and closed my eyes and the last thing i remember was Cass lips against my forehead.

(Jumpskip).

Deans Pov:

Dean: Sammy i've managed to fix the car so we can go home to the bunker.

Where are Yn and Cass?

Sam: I think they're still aslepp.

I'm going to wake them up with a signal horn, Sam looked back at me with a look that said it's a bad idé.

I chose to ignore his warning look and sneaked into their room and honked with my horn.

Both Yn and Cass almost flew out of the bed, i've never laughed so loud.

Yn looked at me with anger and all i could do was laugh.

And when i looked at Cass i started laughing even more Cass had sexhair.

Dean: Wow Cass your hair, did you and Yn had a good night?

Cass: Dean what are you talking about my hair looks normal?

Dean: Cass you have sexhair.

Sam and Yn: Dean don't.

Cass: Sexhair?

Yns Pov:

Oh no

Yn: Dean stop, Sam please help.

I looked at my twin brother with puppy eyes, Sam understod my gaze and took a laughing Dean out of our room.

I sighed loudly and put my head under my pillow, why do i have to have a big brother who loves to tease me.

Cass: Yn what did Dean mean by that i have sexhair?

Then i removed the pillow from my face and sat up and fixed his hair with red cheeks, the thing is that me and Cass haven't taken that step yet in our relationship.

Yn: Um Cass, people usually say that if you've had have sex.

It took a while for him to understand what i meant, then he quickly looked down with red cheeks.

Cass: But we didn't have sex, we just sleppt, i want to have sex with you but not in a horrible motel room.

Yn: So you want to slepp with me.

I think he understod that he was saying that sentence out loud.

Because now he looked at me with even redder cheeks.

Yn: Awww Cass you are so cute.

I told him and kissed him, as i said, being in a relationship with a angel is really an experience.

The end.

[blackbirdsblackberries]

Drop the damn rest girl please please i can't slepp i need to know

Ahhhh!! Thank youuu!! I literally never expected so much love and adoration!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[a-whispering-echo]

Guys, i would LOVE to talk about my death row au all night long, but it is 2am here and i really need to slepp- so, bye bye for now, i''ll grace you with my presence in the morning <3