#I need to fucking sleep but here I am lmfaooo

[wwillowpilloww]

Just go with the vibes ma peeps ✮

[luvjunie]

heyyy, idk if your request or open atm but could you write about miles (e-42) sneaking into the readers house at night, to hangout 🤗 nothing nasty LMFAOOO but like a cute lil moment

— 2:00 AM

pairing: e-42!miles x fem!reader

contains: fluff, miles being a big baby because yes

summary: miles has a hard time falling asleep when you’re not next to him. wc: 1,205

a/n: i loveee soft 42!miles omfg 😭 also i realized i changed up the plot a little after i’d already written it and came back to find the request, so i hope you still like it <3

Tossing and turning instead of getting a full night’s rest seemed to be the norm for Miles as of late.

He laid on his back with an irked sigh, hands scrubbing down his face as he lightly groaned into them. There was no need for him to check the time, he already had a pretty accurate guess seeing as he’d been checking his phone every twenty minutes when his eyes would spring back open after another failed attempt to fall asleep.

He missed you. That he couldn’t deny. He’d made the mistake of falling asleep with you one night, and he’s found himself suffering through the same old routine ever since. He’d never slept as peacefully as he did than when he was next to you, and his mind craved your presence more than it craved sleep apparently. The both of you could’ve slept on concrete and he still would‘ve sworn it was more comfortable than his own bed.

It was a stupid idea, and had he not been desperate for a solution he would’ve realized that. But there was no one to talk him out of it as he got up from his bed and fished around in his dimly lit room for his jacket and a pair of nike slides, so it looked like he’d be going through with it anyway.

He scribbled a quick note for his mom onto a post-it note, stuck it to the fridge for her to find after her shift and left their apartment without another thought, making sure to lock the door behind him.

Night walks through Brooklyn didn’t scare him, in fact they calmed him. Everything was quieter at this time, slower— and he knew these streets like the back of his hand. And even if he didn’t, he was pretty good with the switchblade he kept in his pocket at all times. Your place was only a few blocks away, and even through the slight haze casted over him from his lack of rest, he was still vigilant as ever.

He climbed the fire escape just three stories up until he got to your window, using both his hands to hoist him over the steel railing, his feet landing on the old metal as quiet as he could make them.

He hoped that you still kept it unlocked for him, that your offer stood firm when you told him he was welcome anytime. He whispered a plea before he curled his fingers under the edge, sighing in relief when the window lifted open, though the unpleasant squealing due to the age of the pane made him wince.

The last thing he wanted to do was wake you, so he only lifted it halfway, ducking down and stepping into your room and out of the cold. He glanced over to see your cheek still smushed against your pillow, your legs probably tucked into the fetal position with the way your blankets were swaddled around you.

He managed to close the window without making a sound, but on his way over to your bed he accidentally bumped into your dresser, causing a bottle of perfume to clatter into the other objects you had up there.

“Fuck—“ he hissed quietly, twin braids following the act of his head whipping in your direction when you stirred.

You weren’t the lightest sleeper, but the noise had been enough to startle you awake. Lifting your head from the pillow, you sat up quickly, eyes adjusting to make out who the hunched figure was. The two of you had said goodnight just a few hours ago, and now here he was, in your room.

”Miles?” There was a slight rasp to your voice.

“Hey, ma…” he responded, hands nervously hovering over the mess he’d unintentionally created. He fixed it to the best of his ability, but it definitely wasn’t the way you had it before.

You reached over and turned your clock towards you, the bright white numbers making you screw an eye shut.

“Miles, baby, it’s two am in the morning,” you grumbled sleepily, rubbing your eyes with the heels of your hands and yawning. “What are you doing here? Did something happen?”

Blinking the sleep from your sight, you took in his slightly slouched disposition. He looked exhausted, annoyance from his sleepless night evident in the way he sighed.

”Nah, nah,” he shifted from foot to foot, hand hesitantly raising to scratch his head. His idea seemed sensible at first. He was willing to do anything to get some shut eye, and to see you again, but now he just felt silly for waking you up for no good reason.

“Nothing happened, but I—I couldn’t sleep for shit. So I just thought—“ he rubbed his brow and gave a halfhearted shrug. “I don’t know, it’s stupid. I wasn’t thinkin’ straight and I just wanna be laid up with you. I really didn’t mean to wake you up and I can leave if—“

“It’s okay! It’s okay,” you cut his rambling short and opened up your blankets, scooting over to make room for him. “Come on.” Even in your drowsy state you could tell he was getting flustered trying to explain himself.

“Oh thank God,” he said beneath a breath as he shuffled his jacket and shoes off, eagerly slipping into your bed beside you.

You shifted back onto your side like you were before and pulled the blankets over the both of you, his arm instantly slinking around your waist to pull your body into his, your back against his chest.

“I love you so much.” he sighed tiredly.

He buried his face into the crook of your neck, taking a deep breath in through his nose just as your hand came up behind you to caress the top of his head. His behavior made it seem as if he hadn’t seen you in weeks; like he was trying to refresh his mind of every aspect of you.

“I love you too… Miles, are you sure you’re alright?” you asked, not yet all the way convinced.

“Mhm. Just needed to be with you.” he hummed, his words muffled as he pulled you closer.

“What about your mom? I don’t want her to be worried.”

He grunted at that, his response slurred and barely audible. “She know where I’m at.”

His fingers slipped under the waistband of your cotton sleep-shorts, hand traveling to the round of your lower stomach and resting over it. Why guys were so obsessed with the extra weight girls held there was still an anomaly to you. You couldn’t wrap your mind around it, but he always threw a fit if you didn’t let him hold you like that so you allowed it.

“Goodnight, Miles.” You murmured into the stillness of your room.

Your eyes opened after receiving no response from him, and you were barely able to turn your head to look over your shoulder since his own was occupying the space there.

“Miles?” you questioned gently.

Your answer came in the form of faint snores and slowed breathing from the boy who was knocked out behind you, a smile inching onto your lips at how quickly he dozed off. You let your eyes flutter to a close, ready to fall asleep again, but this time in the arms of your favorite person.

[lowkeyrobin]

Hellooo, I was wondering if you could do MCYT with an S/O who has ADHD? (Mostly hyperfixates on horror games, etc.) I personally have a bad habit of walking around till my legs are sore (my leg has been sore for the past three days please help I can't get rid of this energy ahh-) and how MCYT would react to that/stop Y/N from. Doing that lol

HELP THIS IS SO REAL BAHAHHAHABA ; thank you for the request 🫶🫶 ; sorry if anything seems a little wrong, I'm kinda looking into if I have adhd but obv idk and I'm not diagnosing myself, but I obviously am not diagnosed so I don't know the full ins and outs and I know it's a spectrum, so uh yeah 👍 hopefully I did good lol

MCYT ; ADHD shenanigans

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu & quackity

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he'll walk into your stream, sit down, look at your screen, then blankly stare at you when he realizes what you're playing

"Dude. are you streaming FNAF again?"

you nod with a smile "yupppp"

he spends the rest of your stream talking to chat and trying to scare you more

you're just talking about the lore and shit and he's loosely hanging onto it LMAO

if you're just like pacing around the house he'll look up at you like "bro you okay?"

will genuinely join in as well, he's always got the energy

he doesn't mean to enable like hurting yourself to a point, but once he realizes he is kind of enabling it he'll immediately stop

"sit down, here, skip leg day for once, focus on those noodle arms of yours"

"says you! the fuck?"

RANBOO

let's you rant about your fixations and the lore and whatnot

I mean they won't deny that the Blair Witch Project video game is really good

they even buy you posters of the Blair Witch Project movie and video game (we don't talk about the movies after the first...)

even gets you merch off the official game site too (if that exists? I'm not sure istg there was merch tho)

they start to get a little fixated on it too considering they love hearing about the lore and theories from you and stuff

they even play it on stream and dedicate it to you

"thanks for the content y/n"

when you're running through the house, he'll race with you for a while before finding some other ways for you to release energy without making yourself sore

at one point he just gives you coffee that way you'll crash and burn after a few hours

I mean at least you don't feel like your legs are about to pop off your body

FREDDIE BADLINU

invested in the resident evil lore because of you

"I saw this and thought of you" AND ITS A LEON KENNEDY EDIT LMFAOOO

I mean yeah

loves hearing you rant about the games and everything, he could listen to you talk for hours

when you're all strung up on energy he also enables it without realizing at first

when he can tell it's more than just being energetic he'll help you find ways to calm down

if need be, he'll read to you, instant sleep I swear

or when he starts talking you'll be fully invested in his words

"yknow, Google listed among us as a horror game and I really cannot-"

NIKI NIHACHU

the amount of dead by daylight merch and the amount of money that you've spent on it is kinda concerning

but she loves listening to you rant about how the kill animations are so awesome and about new maps and characters and dlcs

I mean it's your current fixation, of course she'd listen to every single word you'd have to say

she even plays with you on stream a lot as well

when you're strung up on energy, she'll take you out for a run, you're like a dog on a leash though because she's not trying to lose you

"niki, come on! I wanna see the water snakes!"

"I'm coming, I can't sprint like you do, darling!"

QUACKITY

"of all the games, why is five nights at freddy's the one you're fixated on?"

he loves hearing you rant and explain lore and theories to him tho

genuine love language

he'll even play it on stream with you

"and the purple guy basically killed all the kids, and the kids basically scared him into the springlock suit and it literally killed him so he possesses that suit now-"

he'll just joke about the amount of energy you have

like Ranboo, will serve you coffee so you can crash and burn considering you end up begging him to help you

[memberment]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

So the Trinitarians brain worm is back and Morning Glory is now longer and biting the dust as far as my focus goes.

But like, I genuinely want to talk to anyone who's invested in what's to come as far as part two goes. SO PLEASE. I IMPLORE THE FOUR OF YOU WHO PERPETUALLY TAKE NOTICE OF MY SCREAMS INTO THE VOID.

We're all aware that Trin is a time loop fic. That is confirmed.

BUT THE PROBLEM IS HOW I'M GOING ABOUT DOING THAT. AND I NEED INPUT FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT ME AS FAR AS PLEASES AND SPARKLES GO, YES?

Because like sure I'm writing it and like fuck everything else, let me tell my story. But it's the how of it all like if I'm gonna throw another 200 give or take hours into this I would at least like one person to be having a wonderful time drinking and driving (I have since remembered this is not a common phrase, I do not mean this in a literal sense, it's an expression) with me right?

Part two is going to be 50 chapters, give or take. (Part one is about 37 for reference.)

So the plan for part 2 rn is (ROGUHLY):

(1-10) is the second timeline. There are a lot of importants and I cannot just glaze over it all more than that. But we're also working in a bit of a shorter time period than the original events of the story and introductions do not need to happen again, right?

(11-40)ish would be me running through the next timelines in a set up structure -> what changes -> the results of said changes and then inevitably what sends our looper backwards. It wouldn't be running through all the timelines but the more notable ones in kind of a four chapter structure, I am not fully sold on four, but rough estimate yk.

And then 41-50 would be the finale of part two. It's literally the last timeline in its glory and then the epilogue which kicks off part three.

COULD AT LEAST ONE OF Y'ALL SIT THROUGH THAT OR DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY NOTES AT ALL BECAUSE LIKE

I personally kinda like it but if not a soul is reading this I am throwing myself on the curb with the rest of the garbage LMFAOOO.

I NEED THOUGHTS. OPINIONS. COMMENTS. CONCERNS. ANYTHING.

Anyways, I'm going to work. I have off tomorrow and I broke the ff investment seal for today so insanity and updates will be here tonight and homework will be tomorrow.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY <3

(9:30) I am literally falling asleep as I lazily write this angel based on Danse Macabre. Expect all of maybe one more update tonight if the tacos I am abt to receive don't wake me up LMFAO.

Also, I am almost saddened by not having something to post tm. Anyone want an early chapter of something that isn't Genesis/Desolation bc they're both on Monday?????? (I am feeling like a menace rn)

(10:19) tacos and the absolute yap session I just had did wake me up a bit. MAAAYBE might write some more. Idk I slept like three hours last night and went to work I'm kinda dead. But we're at 98.2k!!!!!!🥳

(11:06) okay we made it to 99.6k everything besides the flashback for 31 is done. I'm about to relax and watch something and figure out mechanics of some of this because god this series is A BEAST. Like, I still have six planned chapters left.

Pure insanity. I love it here. I hate it here.

Holy shit wait I just came to the realization that I started this fic exactly one month ago. I have belted out 99.6k for THIS FIC ALONE. (Moreso if we're including future shit that hasn't happened yet)

IN ONE MONTH.

THAT IS FUCKING CRAZY WHAT HTE FUCK LMFAOOOO

I may or may not be cooking we’ll find out in 6-26 business hours

(5:28) So I just had a very interesting past few business hours. I read a fic I've been waiting ever so patiently to finish. That's cool, right. I go for a walk at 4 in the morning because I'm insane. Fantastic. I get home at five and I'm like ohhhh well what do I do now it's not sleep time yet. Oh write I'm supposed to be drawing.

Nope I reread the epilogue of morning glory and realized Tweek's first address is for my morning glory and Craig's last sign off is your morning glory and now I'm ready to throw myself on the curb with the garbage as I sob. Someone call a trusted adult for me thanks.

[astrxealis]

i ended up rambling so much in the tags about my personal social life oh my lol 🥹

good morning 🥺

[neocitybooty]

First Time [M] pt 3.

Genre: Smut, Omegaverse AU

Pairing: Mark Lee x Fictional Character

Word Count: Long as hell 

Summary: Mark has always been there for Venus during her time of need, but things become dicey when he asks her for a favor.

Warnings: Oral Sex, Fingering, Rough Sex, Anal, DIRTY TALK AND FILTH

A/N : Here I am MONTHS later lmfaooo. Just enjoy the fucking chapter ;____ ;

Venus felt her eyes flutter open as the sun rested on her face. Strong hands pulled her in closer when she tried to nudge herself away. She stopped and shifted her body back to her previous position, afraid Mark would wake. He kept his arms around her, his eyes staying closed. Venus only stayed still and watched Mark as he slept, a slight frown on his face. His sharp features shone underneath the sunlight and Venus couldn’t help but bring up a finger to caress the cheekbone that was exposed to her. She slowly dragged her index finger from the tip, alongside his jaw, and to his slightly parted, rosy lips. Soft snores were the only sounds to fill the room.

Venus gently smiled. Mark looked so vulnerable- peaceful even. Venus had never seen him sleep so deep, guard completely let down. But she understood. It made sense for him to be exhausted after all, given their night and early morning escapades. Venus was also drained; she needed food and water. And she needed it badly. She exhaled and slowly released herself from Mark’s embrace. He let it happen this time. Venus knew she won when he rolled over to his opposite side and continued to snore.

After brushing her teeth and examining her neck, Venus made her way to the kitchen in search of something to eat. She found marinated beef with white rice and sat on the marble island, as she quietly ate. She looked around and took a closer look at her setting. The house was truly a mansion. And it was beautiful. Was this her new home? She hadn’t processed what happened a few nights before. She lightly touched the spot on her neck where Mark’s fangs had previously pierced. It healed rather quickly but she could still feel the small scar that was left behind.

She sighed and brought another scoop of rice and meat to her mouth but she then stopped and looked to the front door. She smelled him first.

No. She thought to herself, as she rushed to the door before he could knock.

“Jaemin!” She said in a panicked whisper, afraid that Mark would hear. “What are you doing here?!”

Venus looked at him with hysteric eyes and he just stared.

“Well you haven’t been answering my phone calls and I caught your scent when I was jogging…” He stopped to look inside the house. “I just wanted to make sure you were… okay.”  

He stepped back and pulled out his phone, unlocking it to send a text message.

“Well uh…” Venus wasn’t sure how to explain to her sweet Jaemin what was going on.

“She’s fine.” Mark grunted from behind her.

Venus jolted and Jaemin took a few steps back with his hands up. “Hey man, I was just checking on her…as a friend.”

Venus felt as if her heart was about to beat out of her chest as Mark pulled her back and stepped closer to Jaemin.

“I don’t know why you felt comfortable enough to show up here.” He said, his fangs showing.

“Mark!” Venus said, once she saw what he was doing. “Don’t bare your fangs at him! He’s your friend.”

Venus didn’t quite understand but Jaemin didn’t seem surprised in the slightest.

“It’s alright, V.” Jaemin said in a low voice. “He is just doing what he should be doing.” Jaemin caught a glimpse of the mark on his friend’s neck and slowly nodded.

Mark said nothing. He simply glared at Jaemin. The younger man slowly backed away and turned, then made his way down the long flight of stairs. Mark closed the door before Jaemin was out of view.

He turned to look at Venus.

“You’re still tired. Why did you come downstairs?” Venus looked at him with concern and tilted her head.

“I smelled him from a mile away. And if I hadn’t come down, you would’ve let him in. ” Mark said.

“Excuse me?” Venus responded. “And even if I did. Mark. He’s your friend.”

“Well, I don’t need my friend to be around you alone. He knows better than to come around during my rut.” Mark ran his hand through his hair and shook his head.

He wasn’t exactly thrilled to see Jaemin talking to Venus while she wore only his shirt. No underwear, at that. He knew that if he could smell her, then Jaemin’s beta nose probably could as well.

“Mark?” His nose twitched as Venus came closer and slid her arms between his, initiating a hug.

“He likes you.” Mark said curtly.

“What?” Venus looked at him dumbfounded.

“You really couldn’t tell?” Mark chuckled. “You think he just so happened to be in the neighborhood? You think he doesn’t know why you’re here?” Venus looked up at her lover and tried her best to hold back her laughter.

“I’ve never seen you like this. Isn’t this scar supposed to be a sign to other wolfies that I’m already spoken for?” She giggled softly.

Mark kissed her cheek and nuzzled her with his nose. “Some wolfies don’t listen.” He grinned and wrapped his arms around her, giving her bottom a firm squeeze.

“Thankfully, you do.” He whispered

Venus felt herself getting shy again. “We need to talk.”

“After I fuck.” Mark added to her statement. Venus said nothing and gulped.

Mark started pressing her body closer to his own, leading her to feel his excitement masked with heat. He gave his signature smile and leaned in to kiss her temple. She felt him hug her tightly, as he inhaled her scent. “I can already taste you on my tongue. I think you might experience your first official knot today.” He said, his voice slightly raspy.

Oh right. That.

She remembered hearing many omegas talking about it. She knew it would be coming sooner or later and she didn’t know what to expect, except a few hours of being stuck with him inside of her. It seemed like a big deal to everyone that spoke about it, but it seemed rather bothersome. She could barely keep him off of her as it was. The sex was mind blowing but there was an extra layer of neediness attached to it.

He refused to sleep, unless she was in bed with him. He crashed every shower, insisted she wear only his clothes, and probably watched her as she slept. Who even knew anymore. To say Mark had become territorial was an understatement. Venus was grateful he decided to let Jaemin leave with both arms still intact.

Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of her phone vibrating on the counter.

“It might be my mom.” Venus looked at Mark, waiting for him to release her from his grasp.

He took a second, but eventually let go, stepping back and shrugging his shoulders.

“Hello, Mother.” Venus said in a natural tone.

“My baby, you haven’t called your Mommy in days!” Gloria sang from the other end.

“I’m sorry, I’ve been…..” Venus eyed Mark as he leaned against the wall and crossed his arms, his left leg sliding in front of his right. He put his hands in his sweats pockets and smiled at Venus.

“Busy.” Venus finished her sentence. She exhaled after what felt like hours.

“Oh okay, I understand but please remember that you are never too busy to talk to your family.” Venus heard some shuffling in the background and then her mother spoke again. “There will be a red moon tonight. I just want to make sure you will be somewhere safe.”

“...” Venus didn’t say anything and looked at Mark. His ears were twitching at the sound of her heart beating loudly. Loud enough to cause his eyebrows to slowly crease in the middle. He started moving closer and Venus put a hand out and frantically shook her head. Mark rolled his eyes but stepped back.

Venus walked into a different room and finally spoke once she was certain Mark wasn’t following.

“Um…is there anything significant about this red moon that I should know about?” She said in a quiet voice.

“I was under the impression you would know, considering your school has an alarming amount of alphas. A red moon is when only the alphas turn.” Gloria said nonchalantly.

Venus gasped as her head was filled with excerpts from the story of the unfortunate omega, lying under Mark when he involuntarily turned. Him not being able to stop himself, even with both parents pinning him against a wall. In the end, they had no choice but to chain him and leave him in the underground bunker. The omega ran out of the house and never went back, despite claiming she had forgiven Mark.

Venus didn’t blame her. But now here she stood, hours away from potentially suffering a similar fate. Or maybe far worse.

This time, Mr and Mrs. Lee would not be there to save the day.

“Mom.”

Gloria hesitated on the other end but responded softly. “Oh please don’t tell me you’re camping again. That God- awful deer stench is a pain to get rid of!”

“No! Remember the alpha that I told you about?” Venus twisted a braid with two fingers as she rummaged through ways she could relay the news to her mother.

“Oh why yes! You never updated me. Where is he now?” Her mother questioned.

“Funny you should ask. I’m actually with him right now!” Nervous laughter escaped Venus as she simultaneously tried to convince herself everything would be just fine.

“You’re what?!” Gloria yelled from the other line.

“Mom please, he is going to hear you!” Venus said in a hushed tone.

“Oh don’t worry. You will be leaving before nightfall. This isn’t going to be a discussion.” Venus sighed as her mother began a string of nags. She hadn’t even received the full report and she was already chewing her ear off.

“Mom!” Venus eventually cut her off. “ I can’t just leave.”

“Well, why not”? Her mother huffed.

“Well. I have a special mark from him now.” Venus said meekly.

Gloria stayed silent on the other end.

“You are now his mate.” She finally said.  

Venus nodded and said “Yes!”

“Well, you won’t die. But you’ll certainly have a time.” Gloria said on the other end with a small laugh.

What do you mean by that?” Venus asked.

“Honey, I have to go. In case you've forgotten, your father is an alpha and will be turning tonight as well. We can catch up again in a few days. I love you very much and don’t you think about going camping before coming to visit us!”

With that, Gloria hung up and Venus stood by the door in silence.

“Are you going to come out or do I need to come in and get you?” Mark said from the other side of the door.

Shit.

Venus opened the door and felt warm lips crash against her own. Mark hadn’t followed Venus and he had the taste of his favorite coffee flavored ice cream on his lips to prove it. He wrapped his arms around her waist as he deepened the kiss, his tongue breaking past Venus’ lips as she held onto him, afraid she’d fall without his support.

Mark finally opened his eyes as he bit her bottom lip. He tugged lightly and finally let go. He smirked and licked his lips, sensing an upcoming victory.

“Mark.” Venus finally said.

“Baby.” Mark’s husky voice filled her ears.

“Oh my God.” Venus felt her legs shake as an obnoxious amount of slick started to run down her legs.

“Oh don’t worry. We will have plenty of time to pray later. You’re gonna need to ask for a lot of forgiveness after I’m done with you.” And with that, Mark lifted her off the ground and brought her into the nearest guest room.

“Don’t worry about the red moon.” Mark guided Venus to the bed. “I would never hurt my omega.” He grabbed her throat with both hands, settling between her thighs.

“Unless, of course…..you ask nicely.”

“Fuck.” Venus felt her hips rising to meet Mark. She couldn’t recall the last time she felt this surge of desperation. Her breathing hitched as more slick made its way onto the bed sheet.

“Waiting isn’t so fun, is it?” He trailed a finger from her chest and let the index lead down until he reached her slick filled heat. Venus whimpered as Mark kept his other hand wrapped around her throat. Mark was too busy circling her clit with wetness to notice. Without warning, he slipped a finger into her needy hole, followed by another.

“Seems you’ve been more than ready.” Mark said as he watched his fingers slowly go in and out. He licked his lips and chuckled to himself while his partner mewled and moaned. Venus never cared about foreplay during her heat. She was very adamant about getting straight to the point. Mark never complained because it was her time but now….he would make sure things went how he wanted them to go. So far, everything was going as planned and he couldn’t contain his lust any longer. And to think that this was only the beginning. He had so much more that he wanted to do to her.

“Mark!” Venus screamed as her liquid squirted onto the bedspread. “Oh fuck!”  

A glint darted across Mark’s eyes as realization set in. He was going to release the most amazing load inside of Venus and she was going to enjoy it. He had no memory of an upcoming red moon until he heard the conversation between Gloria and Venus. It was both a blessing and a curse.

He could feel his body temperature rising as the afternoon went on but he’d brushed it off as a simple side effect from rut. It was going to be an interesting night.

“I was thinking…” Mark started to let his fingers slide across the wet, crinkled rim. “I like this hole a lot too.”

Venus tensed up, but Mark ignored and started kissing the inside of her thighs. He started moving closer to his destination, leaving a trail of heat. “Hmm.” Mark quietly hummed as he looked up to watch his lover’s reaction.  

Venus whimpered softly and brought a hand to her mouth.

“Oh you’ve realized that Jaemin is still around, haven’t you?” Mark chuckled and then started sucking on his lover’s clit, without warning. Venus withered underneath him as she moaned into her hand. He moved her hand and pushed one of her legs further open as he switched to letting his tongue lick her folds.

“Ohhh this is–” Venus grabbed a handful of Mark’s hair when his tongue reached her clit again. “I can’t wait much longer, hnnggg.” She looked down and locked eyes with a twinkle-eye Mark. He slightly smiled, letting his mouth engulf her entire mound.

Venus saw stars as she felt her orgasm rolling through her. Mark kept his lips latched onto her as she started to shake and whimper. A groan rumbled in his chest as he slowly released and kissed her softly.

“You always taste so good. It’s hard for me to restrain myself. “ He mumbled as he got off the bed and stepped out of his bottoms. His cock was throbbing, pre cum already oozing at the top of his shaft and he could feel that his body temperature was only continuing to rise.

He couldn’t waste any more time.

He brought his attention back to Venus and placed both of her legs on his shoulders.

“Try your best to not tap out.”

Venus only gulped.

Mark lined up his cock with her wet hole and slowly slid his way in. He groaned and let out a breath as his thoughts were consumed with wetness and heat.  

Venus winced as he continued to slide in, still slightly sore from their previous activities.

“Ah, fuck!” Mark started thrusting slowly but went balls deep with each thrust. Slick continued to pour onto the bedspread as he finally found a rhythm. His head dropped as he concentrated on the feeling of Venus wrapped around his length.

Venus felt her nearing her climax with each thrust and held on to the bedspread in hopes of centralizing herself. She locked eyes with a lust driven Mark as both of their eyes became hazy.

“I– I want to try something. Please let me.” Mark huffed. Desperate, Needy.

Venus nodded, unable to deny him.

Mark pulled out and positioned Venus onto her hands and knees.

“Doggy?” Venus laughed. “What’s new about this? This is your favorite position.”

Mark chuckled as he caressed a cheek. “Well… There is a slight difference, this time..”

The thought flashed as Venus gasped. “Mark.”

She started, careful of her tone. “We should discuss this some more.”

“We’ve discussed it enough.” Venus felt his finger playing around the wrinkled skin. “Stay like that.” She felt his weight leave the bed and decided to wait, knowing it would be best to not set him off.

Mark was back almost instantly and shortly after, Venus felt a warm liquid on her rim.

He had prepared for this.

He gently rubbed it over, letting his fingers linger.

“Just relax.” He said in a low voice.

He then lined up his cock and slowly pushed himself in. A growl rumbled in his chest as he slid in deeper.

Venus inhaled and exhaled with a scream. She felt Mark’s hot hands on her hips as he pulled back and thrusted a little harder than before.

“Shh,...You’re going to attract humans, too.” He said, not faltering. “I don’t mind giving them a show but things could get messy- OH FUCKKK..”

Venus whimpered, feeling his fingers dig into her flesh. Her asshole stretched while her clit throbbed uncontrollably. The unfamiliar sensation caused her mind to start reeling. She finally relaxed and nearly went limp when Mark suddenly pulled out. A terrifying growl followed by the sound of heavy steps hitting the ground by the edge of the bed caused Venus to raise up and look behind her.

“I- I have to go.” Mark held his head in agony and started stepping towards the door.

“Wait, where-” Venus started.

“Do not… even think about following me.” His hand grasped the side of the door and Venus saw it. Claws that scraped the door, leaving four deep stripes.

Mark was turning. And it was happening much earlier than anticipated. Didn’t it have to be night?! What about the moon?!

Venus leaped from the bed and quickly shut the door. She noticed bolts paired with the locks.

She didn’t know how she missed it. This house was absolutely made with alphas in mind. Her family home was somewhat the same but this….this was far more intense. Venus considered herself lucky.

She jolted at the sound of Mark’s roar piercing through the hallways.

Oh fuck this.

Venus couldn’t think of a more terrifying experience. She trusted her mother. She trusted Mark. But she didn’t know if she could fully trust the beast currently roaming the hallways.

The door would stay bolted shut until the next morning.

No.

She would leave and find the underground bunker once he left the house. Yes. That was the plan.

Venus put an ear to the door as suddenly, the house grew silent.

What the hell?

She tried to think of all the possibilities in her head to explain how he could possibly keep quiet while turning. Then suddenly, the house shook and she heard glass breaking from downstairs.

That sounds like an absurd amount of property damage. Venus thought to herself, with a sigh.

She looked out the window and saw a furry flash rush towards the forest.

Would he be back soon?

He wouldn’t be able to get into the bunker on his own, right?

Venus didn’t give herself time to formulate any answers. She bolted to their bedroom, taking two stairs at a time and grabbed some clothes. Quickly, she dressed herself and made her way to the basement. She pulled the rug on the ground away to reveal a handle. She grabbed it and pulled, revealing a ladder leading down to the bunker. Venus made sure to shut it as soon as she was low enough on the ladder.

Once she was settled, she exhaled as she plopped onto the couch near the corner of the rather large room.

She then made a noise of disapproval to herself.

So much for experiencing my first knot.

[yappingmoxie]

I’ve noticed I’ve started apologizing a lot more again for silly things that don’t really need an apology in the first place and idk. Idk why that’s starting back up again bc I rlly thought I’d moved on from that. Like when I was 18 and had just moved in with my partner at the time bc of a lot of complicated things I remember I knocked over their red bull they’d JUST opened and I started crying and apologizing so much and it took them being like “hey wtf? it’s just a drink. not a big deal I’ll clean it up” for me to start realizing how fucked up I was lol. Like I already knew how I grew up wasn’t okay but like idk. I just kinda thought it was slightly more shitty than just shitty and it took me a while to call it abuse. Because even then I was still wanting to defend my mom about like. Everything really. Idk. I’ve been thinking about her a lot lately. And I miss her even tho she was absolutely awful to me lmao. But yeah. Idk. Maybe that has something to do with the whole over apologizing thing idk. The last time I saw her or even spoke to her was when we got in a fight because she was lying and saying when I “moved out” (she kicked me out) I took myself off her insurance when I literally would never do that lmao. Like I have a serious condition with my back that needs me to get MRIs every year to make sure I don’t literally become a quadriplegic lmfaooo. And she knew that but took me off her insurance anyways when I wouldn’t move back in with her to take care of her like she wanted. Like I would have never taken myself off her insurance knowing I couldn’t (and still can’t) afford my own. I haven’t had anyyy medical treatment for my back since before 2017 because of her. So idk why she lied about that other than because she knows it was a shitty thing to do to her daughter who has literally cleaned actual shit off of her multiple times because she was too high to walk to the bathroom herself lmfao. Idk. I could get into that a whole lot more and all the absolute batshit insane things I had to deal with growing up with her but idk if it’d be good or bad for me considering I feel myself backsliding in a lot of ways already. Like idk. I still have actual nightmares from when my sister moved out and she tried to kill herself in bed next to me lmfao. I know she said she “didn’t mean to” put a second morphine patch on but I quite literally found her suicide note when I couldn’t wake her up the next morning. Like I was literally laying right next her when she was crying and writing it all out (without ever mentioning me btw but I guess that’s just petty to bring up esp considering she threw it away when she left the hospital and swore she never wrote it lmfao. but I remember it so). She would have literally died if I’d listened to my cousins mom about how “she was fine just real tired” and didn’t call my grandma and then 911. I’d seen it before lmfao. In 6th grade. When I didn’t listen to my gut that something was wrong and her boyfriend died because of that. Like yeah he was a fucking asshole but still like. Idk 11/12 was hard to see my mom having to give him CPR when he was literally already turning colors. I remember mom making me check his breathing before we went to sleep and idk. That’s something that sticks with you so I knew everything wasn’t okay. I knew the difference between just being high off her ass and hard to wake up vs literally overdosing and unable to be conscious. Lmao idek how I got on this topic when I was just ranting about regressing before but whatever. Here I am lmao. I probably should actually talk about it more instead of whatever this was bc clearly it’s on my mind but I digress idk

[thegreymoon]

Yessssss!! Go, Alex, go!

With that said, he should have done this at the NY party. They could have been fucking for 3 months already 🙄

***

LMAO, poor Secret Service lady 🤣🤣

This was not in the job description 🤣🤣

***

The dialogue here is so bad, I am honestly embarrassed to be watching.

This is a movie for fourteen-year-olds.

***

They didn't even lock the door. There is no way that can go wrong.

***

I had to google what a maypole is. I can't believe I still have one hour and fifteen minutes of this to suffer through. This is so not my movie. It should have been a full hour shorter.

***

LMFAO

When they publish my obituary, the cause of death will be second-hand embarrassment from watching this film.

***

An hour of this still left to go 😭😭

Who wrote this?? It sounds like a twelve-year-old posting on AO3 for the first time 😭😭

Even going back to studying is currently more appealing 😢

***

They keep bringing this guy back.

He is 100% going to out Alex and Henry. I will be shocked if this story gets more creative than that.

***

Oh, yeah, that's where they are going. Smh.

Also, what do you mean Alex and Henry were not smarter and more secretive than this? Again, telling myself, "You are not here for the realism! You are not here for the realism! YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR THE REALISM!"

***

I do love the soundtrack for this film.

Yumeji's theme by Shigeru Umebayashi is on my most frequently played YouTube playlist. In fact, Shigeru Umebayashi in general is one of my favourite composers. I watched House of Flying Daggers a bajillion times just for the music.

***

Swooniest? Really?

The writing for this is so braindead, I feel my IQ dropping with every new dialogue sequence.

***

LMAO, Zahra has the right idea, she just got the gender wrong 🤣

***

Her face 🤣🤣

She is honestly one of the few things that makes this movie watchable, I love her so much 🤣🤣

***

Okay, so this shit was funny 🤣🤣

If it wasn't for the negative publicity, she would murder them both 🤣🤣

***

LMFAOOO 🤣🤣

OK, so the second half of this movie is looking up!

***

LMAO, I love a supportive mom 🤣🤣

She's down for anything except a Republican 🤣🤣

***

This is nice 💚

I want to be rich and privileged and have a vacation house here too 😢 A prince need not be included.

***

LMAO, yes, Henry, drowning seems like a good way to escape being in love with another man and admitting it 😅

I am starting to get bored again. When do they get outed?

***

I can't believe I still have half an hour of this left to go 😭😭 When will I learn to quit things that are no longer useful and that I am no longer enjoying 😭😭

***

LMAO, I love that Alex now sleeps holding tight onto him 🤣🤣

No more sneaking off in the middle of the night for you, Henry!

***

So, he has decided, lmao.

Henry is the forever relationship. And! He! Got! A! Ring!! 😋

***

Of course they have.

Was it the journalist creep? It was 100% the journalist creep.

***

I KNEW IT.

This whole plot is so predictable. They have been telegraphing this from miles away.

Anyway, please somebody assassinate this rat. There are two extremely disreputable governments involved here. I'm sure they will manage to get it done. The only reason he made it anybody's business is because Alex wouldn't fuck him.

***

LMAO, the way she is done with him and his royal love affair 🤣🤣

Truly, she doesn't get paid enough 🤣🤣

***

I love her 🤣🤣

She has now elevated herself to my favourite character in this story (and knocked the best friend and mom down into second place).

Also, this actress is one of the hottest women alive.

***

Wiping a single tear.

I am a sucker for happy endings, even in objectively dumb movies.

I am really not the target demographic for Red, White and Royal Blue and honestly, the entire premise sounds dumb af from where I'm sitting, but all the gifs that crossed my dash looked hilarious and that main actor is beyond gorgeous, so I am going to give it a shot tonight. My expectations are so low, that unless this movie gets a shovel and starts digging, there is no chance it cannot exceed them. I am so ready to eat my words, just give me some pretty people, mindless fluff and basic comedy and I will be happy, I swear!

***

TWO FUCKING HOURS?

You guys, I'm going to be honest here, I don't think I have it in me to sit through this 😭😭

***

LOL, only a younger brother 🤣🤣 They did not have the guts to go all in and make him the heir to the throne.

Also, lol @ "Prince of England's hearts" but even more so at "whom all the world adores" 🤣🤣 I cannot. I am absolutely not the target demographic for this and I don't think I have it in me to just go along with this, fictional British royal family or not. Who speaks like this? Who even believes it?

Anyway. Abolish the monarchy, Guillotine them all. Long live the glorious revolution!

***

LMFAO 🤣🤣

Well, at least he looks equally disgusted.

If we can't off the royal family, how about we just off this news announcer? Because I am getting so much second-hand embarrassment.

***

LMAO, OK, he gets ONE point 🤣🤣

OK, fine, two points, because he is stupid beautiful and the reason I sat down to watch this in the first place 😤

***

Yassss, girlfriend has great taste!

I'm two minutes in and so far, she's my favourite. I would totally watch a two-hour movie of her touring London and giving commentary on the yumminess of various guys she encounters.

***

LMAO, is he going to get hammered and smash the obscene 75-thousand-pound cake? 🤣🤣

Because why else would they mention that price point and also show the cake in all its humongous 8-tier glory 🤣🤣

Here for the diplomatic incident, ngl, I would totally read the shit out of that in the tabloids the next day 🤣🤣

***

NOOOOO, THE CAKE IS RIGHT BEHIND THEM!

THEY WILL TOTALLY TOPPLE THAT CAKE!

***

Okay, I am laughing 🤣🤣

***

SCREAMING 🤣🤣

I saw it coming from a mile away, but goddamn, it DELIVERED! 🤣🤣

***

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

Watching this was such a good decision 🤣🤣

***

LOL, if this was a real-life event, I would spend a week gleefully reblogging it on Tumblr, no lie 🤣🤣

Also, it is a 9-TIER CAKE, not 8 🤣🤣 The more, the messier!

***

LMFAO 🤣🤣

Also, OMG! Uma Thurman! 😍 It's been a hundred years since I watched her in anything!

***

"Sunshine of my heart" 🤣🤣

This movie is hilarious 🤣🤣

***

Wait, Sarah Shahi??

I loved her in Life! I also watched Fairly Legal for her and thought she was stunning in The L Word! I'm forever bitter we never got to see that Nancy Drew adaptation with her in the main role 😕

***

The thing that is the most difficult for me to suspend my disbelief for is the idea that these two overly privileged young men involved in their countries' respective politics are actually nice people.

I keep chanting to myself, "You are not here for realism! You are not here for realism! YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR REALISM!"

To varying levels of success 😕

***

Romantic comedies are so not my genre. And I am so not here for ex-boyfriends or whatever this guy is.

I need Alex and Henry to get back together ASAP and start smashing cakes again because I'm starting to get bored.

***

These are gutter-level jokes.

Seriously, they couldn't get more creative?

***

They have the most basic taste in literature ever. It doesn't even feel authentic, more like what a nineteen-year-old girl thinks good taste in literature should look like.

***

I feel like I am extremely uncharitable towards this movie (the cake thing was funny tho) but it is very hard to take their bland flirting, pedestrian romance and pathetic humour seriously when you're coming into this from 2ha 😕 The standards that have been set are on another planet compared to what we are being given here.

***

Please 😭

And smash another cake, otherwise I don't know how I'm going to make it through another hour-and-a-half of this 😭😭

***

The things I will watch for pretty people 😭

He truly is stupid beautiful and makes this thing infinitely more watchable every time he's on screen.

***

I'm with Henry on this one, this party is like something straight out of my worst nightmares and crushing on the tall, hot guy seems like the only tolerable thing in this whole hellscape.

***

Aww, baby, he is not having a good time.

He wants to kiss him for New Year's too!

***

LOL.

Well. That escalated 🤣🤣

***

NOOOOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STARING AFTER HIM?

RUN AFTER HIM AND TELL HIM IT'S OK AND THAT YOU SHOULD CONTINUE SOMEWHERE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!

***

And some women! 👀

She's my favourite character in this thing, lol, followed closely by Sarah Shahi and Uma Thurman. And then Prince Henry 😅

***

This guy stands no chance to the level that it's embarrassing he still keeps trying.

I almost feel sorry for him, but I kinda have the feeling that he's going to be the one to out Alex and Henry, so my sympathy is very shallow. Just know when you've lost, my man, and MOVE ON.

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮

user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮

user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮

kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮

user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮

user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/

[drawlfoy]

omg hi again i sent you a msg a few days ago thanking you for writing undertones/fixed/detention, retention, and draco being a lying shit and here i am again because i binge read pink in the night a few nights ago…i’ll probably be back again so i will now be 🐢 anon i hope it isn’t taken 🥲

i love pink in the night so much…i’m literally listening to the song right now and ahhhhhh i had so much fun reading it SO MUCH FUN!!! i love how vulnerable/passionate/strong/badass y/n is…the way you express your characters’ feelings speaks so well to me and this is so random but i keep thinking about how y/n unknowingly, single-handedly defeated bellatrix in bulgaria and i laugh everytime i love it i love it

and i also noticed some parallels in this w your other works!! like when y/n wakes up (waking up in the dream? lol) in draco’s dormfor the first time and she comments on him not being able to open his window since it’s under the great lake and he goes “you get used to it” or something like that…IM 99% SURE THAT PIECE OF DIALOGUE WAS IN DETENTION, RETENTION, ETC. TOO!!! and also when draco talks about hufflepuffs and he’s like “they probably dance along a campfire singing kumbaya” i recognized that from your fic w another hufflepuff y/n where she overhears him and uses her chronic nosebleeds to intimidate him LOL anyways, i absolutely love when authors do this it’s like i’m stumbling across the DLU…drawlfoy literary universe lmfaooo

thank you for reading my rambling (again) and of course, thank you for sharing these works with everyone. since uni started again last month this has been keeping me thoroughly entertained before i sleep in the midst of attending classes and doing hw 😌

HI AGAIN!! and again apologies for taking 2 business years to respond 🤒 ALSO YOU FULLY CAUGHT ME IN 4K i do be using those lines a lot…mostly bc i feel like that’s something one would say 😭 like having a window that just opens to water is so fucking stupid what’s the point you can’t ever air it out and i’m sure it smells literally rank down there

also i didn’t even realize that about the hufflepuff thing 😭 i wrote the nosebleed fic over 3 years ago and wiped it clean from my memory so i’m so impressed u noticed oml. and the drawlfoy literary universe?? i’m SOBBING thank you so much 😭😭

anyway thank you again so so much for reading detention retention and pink in the night!! i actually have another long fic idea that i kind of want to start writing again (against my will, bc i need to actually start writing original work but what can i say i have an idea 🫠) so hopefully i can have another piece out for you soon that’s more aligned with the pink in the night/detention retention vibe!!

and ofccyou can be turtle anon i actually have no active emoji anons rn apart from you (and maybe another but i haven’t heard from them for a hot min 😭)

[sleeping-lilies]

Title: I Get Tim a Cat Because It’s What He Deserves (oh and i guess a group chat 🙄)

a batfam/wayne family groupchat would literally never happen in canon but it would be so fucking funny you all don’t even know, so i will do it anyways.

the chat just kinda... starts. no one know where it came from. who added them. who??? none of their emotionally stunted asses would be caught dead making making a family chat tf? why can’t any of them leave? they smash their phones and then on their laptop a notification pops up like “you’ve joined ‘x’ group” and they’re stuck there. might as well use it ig, but for what???

“everyone who is alive type ‘i’” no one responds so bruce spends hours trying to find out where their bodies are until he finds out everyone just had the chat on mute

“why isn’t alfred on here” “huh. alfred isn’t on here and no one knows who made the chat?” “so whoever made it just left immediately?” “...” “lol anyways”

tim was trying to send a snap to the core four gc but accidentally sent it to the family chat and gets super embarrassed (of course this happens when everyone’s online why wouldn’t they if it makes tim’s life more difficult) and everyone makes fun of him. duke printed out copies and plastered them all over tim’s apartment while tim was out for something and tim nearly murders duke. after that no one puts the chat on mute because this was too funny.

no one actually, like, texts on a regular basis because they’re not like other families 🙄 they only text if it’s really important or someone’s dying.

that’s being said, “dick where is dog” “send doggy” “dog?” “send doggy” “dick when did you get a dog?” “SEND DOGGY” “i demand you send the dog this instant” “dog now.”

damian breaks into dick’s apartment to take a selfie with him and haley (or bitewing, haley is just shorter to type) captioned “she is mine this is a warning to all of you. i will not hesitate if any of you low lives come near her.” and dick is like “??? this is my dog i can’t have anything these days, siblings take everything, man—” oh ya, everyone reacts to the haley photo with a heart. also dick only lets this shit slide with damian, if jason the problem child pulled this shit it would be on sight lmfaooo

- tim: the dog is cute but, but in photography i learned you have to crop out everything unimportant, like this *crops out damian from the photo*

- in other news, tim joined the dead bats club and now only bruce and duke are left 😃🔪

bruce: check in if you are alive. *everyone’s status is online*

u don’t know about y’all, but my bruce wayne is a responsible father who keeps an eye on his kids, or at least does his best, “has anyone seen duke? he has school and i can’t find him” “i will find him... if you give me $50.” “i will give you the money jason just tell me where he is” jason sends a photo of himself and duke laying down on the floor eating pop tarts.

-“literally why do you all keep coming into my apartment” “our apartment, dick” “i pay for this apartment it’s mine, i keep living in blüdhaven for a reason, god, siblings always steal everything that’s your’s—” it’s ok guys dick simultaneously has eldest daughter’s syndrome and absent sibling syndrome, who is doing it like him? legend behavior. anyways, duke and jason left crumbs on the floor and dick beat them up lmao.

“can i have money” “dad” (theyre sent by same person just different text) “yes cass i will sent you as much as you need, $2,000 is enough for shipping with friends?” “dad can i have money too” “dad can i too” “may i have some too dad” “dad” “dad” fhdjdjsks they only call him dad when they’re dying, want something, or are tattling on each other, someone save him 😩

“@everyone the interviewer in the last segment asked me if we have a family chat and i have a feeling they will try to pry into my texts to see what we are texting, please actually send something so they don’t get even more nosy from our lack of communicating” *someone sends the bee movie script*

ok but like, as time goes on they get more comfy texting each other and acting like a normal(ish) family unit that texts a little more. like tattling.

“someone broke the vase in the hallway and if they don’t want me to tell pennyworth who did it they will buy alfred the cat a new scratching post by nightfall” damian is so funny i love him

“HELPPVHRNXKAK” “what’s up with jason?” “cass is sitting on him” “lol” “i think she’s gonna break his arm fhdjdksk” “ANDBSJ I HAT E YO U A LL” “when did you all come to the manor???”

“😂” bruce vs “lol” dick and cass vs “agdhsjak” tim and duke vs “hA” jason vs “i don’t find any of you funny” damian

“damian i am putting your lemon cake pop thingies in the last bottom shelf on the right, i put the code and everything in the safe” “how often does damian even come to your apartment, dick?” “whenever you’re being an asshole bruce” “he’s always an asshole dickhead 🙄” “exactly 🥰”

“dad guess what” “TIM NOOO” “remember when” “TIM TIM TIM” “you told duke to take the day shift” “I WILL NEVER POST YOUR SNAP PHOTOS TO A GROUPCHAT WITH THE ENTIRE SUPERHERO COMMUNITY AGAIN!!!” “and he agreed to if he did his school work first?” “MERCY, MERCY” “what did he do, tim” “fjdjxkskkz duke goes on school zoom meetings during patrol and pretends he doesn’t have a mic and camera and i was watching his helmet footage and it was so funny, the teachers just believe him when he pretends to have really bad network and can barely type in the chat” “my teachers never trusted me that much” “that’s because you made a kid cry once jason stfu” “wait how did u know that cass—“

“AHDBSNZKAJHF” “stfu duke” “what’s wrong with him where is he?” “cain came to visit” “ohhhh” “FHDJFJDJ HELLPPPXSND” “i know you’re taking a video, you little shit, send it” “no todd come here and take one yourself—or don’t, your presence is unwanted” “fucking brat”

“DAD DICK HIT ME” “DAD JASON’S LYING” *bruce wayne online* (he doesn’t fucking respond fhsjskla) (is it because he’s exasperated with them or crying because they called him dad even though it’s a manipulation tactic or both we’ll never know)

“everyone who is alive, type in chat” *everyone is online* then bruce edits the message to say ‘everyone who wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, type in chat’ “i guess NO ONE wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, how sad” and the entire chat goes wild lmfao

ok uhhh let’s do on a scale of 1-10 texts most vs is online the most

bruce: 6-texting, 5.9-online because he always makes an effort to text his kids to check up on them and when his kids are texting he will text as well here and there in the convo to interact with them because he never sees and interacts with them normally and he wants to do better 🥲. he get’s minus 0.1 because of that one time jason and dick were fighting and he logged off agdhsjnz

dick: 3-texting, 3.5-online because he’s the only one in this hellhole of a family that has an actual job (in this house we uphold gymnastics teacher grayson 🙏) and sometimes he won’t have energy to text. so. but he does make an effort when he can. he’s online more than he texts because he’s able to sneak looks at the fights when he has downtime during his job and wants to see the drama lmfaooo. also everything goes on in his fucking apartment for some reason, so now he gotta break up a (one sided) fight between cass and tim because someone has to be a responsible adult.

cass: 2-texting, 10-online because she watches more than she texts? she’s more content to watch what’s going on than to join in. also 8/10 she’s usually the one causing the drama that everyone’s texting about, like beating up the others, so she can’t text while beating them up. i mean she could, but she wants to put more energy in beating them up (lovingly) (cass is basically violence (loving)) and watching what everyone’s saying about her fights. she’s always online to catch a glimpse at the drama. also most of her texts are to dick to see bitewing. and ask for money.

jason: texting-8, online-4 because if cass is the one causing drama offline, jason’s causing drama online. jason wants to be chat cryptic but texts the most lmfaoooo. he’s antagonizing his siblings whenever he sees them and whenever he can’t, king shit. he’s online less because he deadass doesn’t care that much, he’ll read the texts later if he really wants to, otherwise either duke or tim will fill him in on the drama. (“jason ur in the chat too—“ “shut up, tim, now tell me how cass beat damian’s ass)

tim: texting-6.44444, online-10, see tim texts a lot just not to the family group chat lmfao, he has REAL FRIENDS 😤 uhh ya, that’s why he’s online all the time, cuz he’s either texting his friends or on his phone doing some shit. broke: tim stays up late working on cases, woke: tim stays up late texting his friends and playing video games over chat. tim just. interacts with his family, gets bullied by them, ya. that’s the life. also he and duke keep throwing hands because it’s the family curse to beat up tim and in this essay i will discuss how dick is the superior sibling because he never tried to kill tim—wait he probably pushed him down the stairs once nvm but it was totally justified, king

duke: texting-4, online-4 because he has, like, school. and daytime patrol. and is like a junior in high school and therefore has a fuck ton of homework. my boy has no time for family and he doesn’t want it because they’re annoying, obviously 🙄. if he wants drama he’ll go into damian’s room and get the drama. diy icon. he’s online as much as he texts but is so fast of a reader he’ll know the drama in time for the next episode of wayne family shit. most of his time online is picking fights with tim and roasting his siblings to a crisp. he’s so mean, guys, legend has it that one time duke told jason that his helmet looked like a shriveled up dildo and that it could never be the gay statement he wanted it to be jason went offline for that entire day in order to cry himself to sleep. at least he got sleep (allegedly) ayyy duke the problem solver.

damian: texting-1.5, online 2 because the only time he’s texting is to ask dick for photos of bitewing and to send photos of his pets back as proper payment. a negotiator ugghhh father like son. damian honestly doesn’t care about the drama he just wants to sketch bitewing (using the photos dick sent as reference) into the Family Portrait Sketch™️ of the rest of the Animal Family™️. it is an honor for damian to create such a piece, picasso the women hater quakes in his grave as such art that blows his dog shit “art” FAR out of the water is developing. anyways, he goes online for that and to throw random barbs at his siblings. like no one is online and damian just throws a “drake is stupid” in chat and just dips. he’s online more to text the other teen titans and jon because they’re better than his dumbass family (and he texts grayson on messenger so fhdjdjsks) true chat cryptic, jason envies him

alfred: 0-texting, 10-online. huh who said that

“duke take down the tik toks, tim is crying”

“who has my sweatshirt??? i will kill you all” “i have it jason” “nvm cass that’s your sweatshirt now i’m sorry for being presumptuous don’t aTTACK ME” fhdjdjsks

“guys i have the day off do you want to hear when delilah said to jonathon it’s so funny” “are those the kids in your gymnastics class?” “ya” “tell us everything”

the bats just... love hearing drama about those kids because they’re so dramatic. apparently alex threw a rubber ball at maya and she tackled them. wild.

time for a round of: WHO SAID IT?!?!

“how do i make my text bold like the rest of you?” —bruce, dick, cass, and jason at some point.

“how do i change my screen name? please change it back to before” -cass when tim changed her name to “hal jordon #1 stan” (“what is a stan” —bruce), (“i don’t like it either change it back” —bruce after finding out what a stan is)

“what the fuck is a pog” —jason

“fucking ‘tik tok’. we used to use vine when i was a teen. i was a front line soldier of great disasters” —dick on one hand lmfao dick is so old but on the other hand holy shit you used vine??? tell us more about the battles fought

“what is a dilf?” —bruce after scrolling through twitter

ok that’s all, my brain is gone.

“cass dick is turning purple get off him” “no. make him give me my scarf back.” “oh dad that’s terrible can you send a video as evidence?”

“GUYS I FOUND A CAT AND IT SCRATCHED ME AND IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BUT GUYS!!! CAT!!!” “drake send a photo of the cat immediately” lmfao bruce zooms to the hospital after that text

“GUYS THE CAT HAS AN OWNER I CANT KEEP THE CAT 🥲” “the one time you could prove to be of use and you fail, drake.” “wow tim, find a cat to steal without an owner next time” “timmy, timmy, timmy, i can’t believe you’ve messed up in finding a cat again” “again?” “again?” “again?” “when i adopt a cat i’m not showing any of you, i hate you all” (lmao hard version of guess who is who i’ll give you a hint dick cass and bruce are the confused ones. )ok it’s not hard anymore.

“dad please get me a cat 😳🐱 haha jk 🤣😩 unless 👀😏😃🙏🥰” anyways tim named the cat starry because of her fur-hair-thingy

“they just so you all know steph just crashed in my apartment and i have work in the morning” “i will pick her up in the morning” “you mean tim will, you don’t have a license, cass. anyways”

“dick do you need help moving?” “no, bruce, i think i can handle it, donna and wally are helping me anyways, but thank you” “mOVING???” “OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT???” “DICK THAT SAME APARTMENT ON 666 HELLHOLE AVENUE???” “...ya?” “NOOOOO” anyways they all break into dick’s new apartment when he moves in, walk around it, and then leave. they just... ya... damn, these bats...

anyways that’s all. see ya.

[memberment]

Hello Friends

I forgot to update all day oopsie.

Anyways I'm at 106.5k on Genesis. And working on 34.

(32 is not finished I need to go back and actually do that. But I honestly think I'm gonna wait til my victory lap reread to do it LMAOOO)

I have like.... estimated 12k ?? Until this is done???

Which is actually fucking insane to me LMFAOOO

I'm assuming I'll finish this this week.

I don't know if that's canon though bc I've been kinda sad since yesterday and I have a physics test on Sunday. Whatever whatever. We'll see.

I'LL UPDATE HERE THOUGH.

(10:37) writing fanfic is all fun and games until you find yourself thirty minutes deep into research about fucking Star Trek to find the most arguable spirk ship moment, AND THEN RABBIT HOLE INTO FIGURING OUT WHAT MODEL OF THE USS ENTERPRISE THEY USED, BECAUSE THERE WAS SO FUCKING MANY

All so you can use that exact ship model. For a SINGLE PORTION OF A CHAPTER. NOT EVEN THE FUCKING CHAPTER.

LIKE JUST A SINGLE PART OF IT.

KNOWING no one's gonna even understand WHY you chose that model or if anyone's even going to CATCH that you're talking about the literal USS Enterprise in that scene but you just

hate

to be inaccurate when you could just not be.

Long story short I hate myself and this is why Genesis has taken me over a month to write LMFAOOO

(11:05) I am finally finally finally done with the setting and can now move on. I hate it here.

TIME TO WRITE A MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH !

L8R!!!!

(12:00) Yeah I played myself getting hyped up to write this because now I'm just fucking upset LMFAOOOOO

Anyways 34 (-flashback) is done. Genesis is at 108.2k. I'm so sad.

(2:12) I'M GOING TO BED! 109.7k done.

Goodnight y'all sleep well. 🫶🏻

[honeeb33]

Guess who wrote something again LMFAOOO tommyinnit once again causes me nothing but pain.

So imagine everyone grieving for tommy and a few days later they get a buzz from their communicator [TommyInnit was killed by Dream]. 

They assume it's a delay. A glitch. What else could it be? Aside from a joke from the universe that wants to remind them of what they've lost. Until it happens again. And again. 

[TommyInnit was killed by Dream]

[TommyInnit was killed by Dream]

[TommyInnit was killed by Dream]

More and more and more and then they're all scrambling to the prison as their communicator continues to buzz.

Sam checks the camera (and normally others wouldn't be allowed in the security room but how could he say no to Tubbo and Ranboo after everything (they hadn't even needed to plead))and it's just like it was. 

Dream in the cell with Tommy's bloody, beaten body but it's different. 

Tommy is in a different position and there are so many more bruises than Sam remembers and he can only stare as Tubbo sobs and Ranboo gasps and he realises they had never seen the body. 

But what could he say to that? It didn't used to be this bad? Sure, that was the truth. But Dream couldn't have been beating up a dead body and those messages on the communicator could only mean one thing but it was impossible, surely.

Then Dream looks up at the camera and instead of the far-away look he had the first time Sam had seen him with Tommy's body, there is a triumph on his face. As though he had performed a trick and it had gone perfectly, as though he knew that they were in here, watching him.

"Hey Sam." He says and there is an insane look in his eye but his voice is the calmest that Sam has ever heard it in the last few months. 

The camera goes static and a fear floods Sam as he frantically tries to get it back online, hyper focuses on the buzzing noises coming from the monitor mixed in with the not so silent tears from the two boys standing in the room with him. It's only roughly thirty seconds of static before the camera turns back on, but so much can change in such little time.

Dream has moved. He is holding Tommy's body- no, not his body. He is holding Tommy. A tight grip on the front of his shirt lifts the bruised teenager of the ground and Sam expects no resistance from the supposed corpse. Instead there is a scuffle, if only for a moment, and it brings tears to Sam's eyes, this impossible sight.

Ranboo bursts into tears behind him. Sam can faintly hear sizzling from where the water meets the ender-boys face.

Tommy's eyes are no longer dull, they are shining and Sam wants to howl in pain at the pure fear that he can glimpse in them. The boy cowers in Dream's presence and Sam makes a move to run towards the prison cell, to for fucking ONCE forget all protocol and just get TommyInnit out of there.

"Don't move."

Dream snarls, as though he can see exactly what Sam is preparing to do. Sam is frozen. He's the warden. He's meant to hold the power.

But as Tommy squirms and whimpers and begs and he can do nothing but watch, he knows he no longer holds any kind of power.

"Please." Tommy whispers, the first words that Sam has heard since he died. His voice is broken and Sam's heart breaks in return, shattering into a million tiny pieces. "I don't want to go back. Don't make me. Please, Dream. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

He babbles now, begging, and Sam knows he would by crying if he had the tears. Yes, Tommy is alive, barely and dehydrated and broken, but alive and-

"Oh Tommy, you don't get a say in the matter." Dream coos, sickly sweet and he grabs the boy by the head and Sam can only watch as he- as Dream-

"Let's try this again. It's okay, Tom's. I'll bring you back, but you'll have to behave next time." 

Crack.

There's no one else there now. Not even time for Tommy to cry out. Just Dream, staring at the camera and Sam staring back through it.

He doesn't know where Tubbo and Ranboo have gone; whether they're still there and silent or whether they walked off before they could witness any of that horror. He can't bring himself to turn around and check.

There's a bloody mess on the wall and an even bloodier hole in Tommy's head. Dream clicks his tongue disdainfully and drops Tommy's corpse.

Again, Sam thinks, he drops the body again. But how many times had he done this? How many.

He didn't want to count the number of messages on the communicator.  It would have made him sick.

As though the laughter that quickly filled the air wasn't twisting his stomach, anyway.

"I'm a GOD, SAM!" Dream howls,  through his laughter, hands painted crimson with blood that didn't belong to him. "I'm fucking invincible! And I swear to everything you hold dear, I am going to ruin this stupid fucking server." 

His stiff pose softens and he reaches down and picks up the body below him, as though it weighs nothing. It probably doesn't. Tommy had been so light in life, after everything, death would have made him all the easier to pick up.

"And Tom's going to help me. Aren't you, buddy?"

Dream slides down the bloodied wall, cradling Tommy, the grip now gentle, with a hand running through the blond's hair. It makes Sam sick, the way Dream's smile turned soft, almost fond.

For a moment, Sam wants to pretend that Tommy was just sleeping, that Dream was the old version of himself, the one who cared for his friends and lightly teased the boy and not this broken, evil, cruel man who would end a boy's life again and again to serve his own purpose.

But the insanity in his eyes remains and a challenging look crosses his face as he stares up at the security camera and Sam fears for Tommy, perhaps more than he had ever done before. 

He couldn't escape Dream, even after death. None of them could. Sam could only mourn for the tragedy that was yet to end.

Tommy, Tommy, I'm so sorry.

[theyarebothgunshot]

ROSE I AM FREAKING OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE PREQUEL STUFF???? WHAT IS GOING ON, my god... I was literally about to go to sleep, decided to check Tumblr one last time and see this.... what WHAT!! WHATTTT!!!!!! I don't even know if this is good bad or what but just JENSEN IS PRODUCING A SUPERNATURAL PREQUEL AND DEAN'S GONNA BE THE NARRATOR OR Sth LIKE???? -🐸

YEAH i am normal about this <3 (jk i am also freaking out) welcome to: people screaming to me in my inbox about prequelgate ft. j/2 fallout theory. let's goooo!

Another copypasta and suddenly chaos machine is full on gay I love this prophecy

you know whats funny i just checked the j/2 tag and i feel like for the first time in a long time they are starting to realise that maybe THEY should be the ones who are "gutted" *sips tea*

ROSE HOLY SHIT ROOOOOOOOSE ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIIIIIT

YEAH

Nevermind just read prequel and well good luck I guess but just you know kind of bleh who wants to watch John Winchester well let’s have hope anyways

i know a lot of people are bummed out but i am kind of very excited actually?? i trust robbie and even though yeah j*hn winchester turned into a nasty abusive bastard, it can be interesting to explore how it all started (imo). it's just the first of many stories they can tell.

I can only accept this circus if it’s Dean telling the stories to his and Cas’ kids and then we have a revival to show that the whole finale was in fact the end Chuck wanted there Jensen I fixed it

i would not say no to this

heyloo bee anon here

um- wtf is happening?

jackles prequel series?? why? i want to be excited about this but sheesh im scared

because supernatural is never dead <3

okay, but, jensen... john winchester ≠ jdm, you don’t have to go /that/ hard for him 🙃

true true... though i am waiting for jdm to comment on this, please i need it

WAIT A SECOND J2 FALLOUT THEORY TRUE??

LMAO HELL YEAH BESTIE

Rose you really picked the worst time to sleep for real

bestie it was literally 4 in the morning, what do you expect from me sdfjsfhsf

I can’t literally can’t we were all right LMAO j2 fallout theory is real and cockles (Misha supporting Jensen) is [gunshots] I’m just laughing cause what the hell is this timeline we’re living LMAOOOOOOOOOO

we would always end up here <3

Do we have the copypaste anons to thank for JP basically confirming the J2 fallout? lol 🦚

yes, everybody say 'thanks annoying idiots!'

ROSE, WAKE UP, COME HERE,

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON FFS

YEAH I KNOW BUT I NEEDED SLEEP

Anticipating that there's going to be a lot of yelling about the prequel on here: I am cackling, but also, I mean, the first time Dean got a look into his parent's past, Cas was the catalyst: literally entered Dean's mind and catapulted him to the 70s. So idk, it's not completely unreasonable to expect some Cas cameos, maybe setting up a parallel timeline since Dean is narrating. What I'm saying is, this is Jackles, he's getting JDM and Misha in on this lmao -Honeymoon Anon

you were right lmfaooo also i fully agree. misha's tweet further cemented that thought for me. he knew about this prequel and i dont think he is cas-baiting us, i think he'll be involved. i'd also be obsessed to see jensen and jdm act together again (though idk who jdm could play seeing as it's a prequel and he is way too old to play young j*hn)

longlivethetribbles heeft gevraagd:

Heyyyyyy bestie, are you SEEING the absolute madness going on right now holy shit

well a little late but I SURE AM BESTIE

bestie wake up pls s16 finale just dropped.

- 🍯

and WHAT a great one it was

I love coming home from work to see all of the chaos unfolding on Tumblr and Twitter. I'm absolutely buzzing right now. I'll probably still be here by the time you wake up and check tumblr 😂 - 🐢

lmaooo and were you still awake?? did you see my freak out??

Oooh bestie wake the fuck up, I know you’re gonna be excited for this one jsnsjsj

god i had SUCH a morning like. it's 12:00 now and all i did since i woke up is check tumblr rip

short summary: jen and dee gain the rights, they post on ig/twitter about a prequel ft john and mary that no one asked for, the fandom loses its everloving shit as usual, they trend on twitter thanks to the beloved twt intern who missed us, misha qt’s jen about cas possibly benefiting from being in the prequel, then j*red qt’s jensen abt how his feelings got hurt by him not being told about a prequel his character as no involvement in & he initially throws a tantrum, and the rest is history - 🦋 anon (ps: i hope this helps a little, i’ve been scattered brained trying to keep up with it all night lmao so pls let me know if i missed anything, bug crew !!)

thank you so much darling i figured it out eventually but this is a helpful summary!!!

I hope you enjoyed waking up to all of this XD -🐢

i sure did!!! also that answers my question about you being awake lmao

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS DRAMA AND NOT EXPERIENCING IT IN PERSON I DIDN'T NEED THIS SLEEP - tea anon

well the party was still going strong this morning so im not TOO "gutted" see what i did there lmaooo

Now that you are caught up with the news... So idk if you remember this but...didn't jarpad tell jackles he was up for a reboot in an online panel? And jackles answered that this was news to him??

-🍯

yeah i think you are right but he was clearly joking and didnt expect jackles to actually be working on something already

J2 anon spare more of those anons let's finish this - tea anon

please, we're having a ball in this bitch

I saw a post on tumblr where someone said now that Kripke gave J&D the rights, maybe they’re starting with a prequel just to end on a reboot in years time and honestly ? I wanna believe that so badly. This is tinhatty but what if this is all calculated in a way that makes it so that Jensen is slowly starting to fix everything that was wrong with spn - now that he has the rights and he’s slowly making spn his own story ?! I mean he did say in his ig post he wants to ‘fill in the rest’ - and maybe Mary and John’s story is only the beginning of spn related content from J&D to come ??? Maybe he wants to give spn the justice it deserves ?? Thoughts ??

i dont think this is tinhatty at all i think this is very possible and not that much of a reach. i could see this happening yeah for sure

want to hear something funny. I found out I had a ruptured blood vessel in my eye because I was sending my friend a video freaking out when the prequel news dropped and I noticed the corner of my eye was red af. and when I got back online jared had tweeted.

DJFHSJD ANON THE CHAOS OF IT ALL, HELP, are you okay? <3

rose.. bestie... how are you feeling about The News? nsfshsf being european is a curse </3 🐞

i feel GREAT im living for it i feel on top of the world tbh (and yeah it really is dsjfhs)

What am I waking up to I can't WHAT I rested my eyes for like 5 minutes help *hits reblog button* - anon anon

yep yep essentially djfhs

“Jensen and Misha are Co workers who barley talk”

I can’t be sure of course but I’m fairly certain that this is the copypasta that brought the j/2 fallout theory back to life. Who’s apparently ‘barely talking’ now? skansjsjsj. It’s almost prophetic, these j/2 anons have superpowers I’m telling ya.

-poker face anon

next time we get one of them we should be thanking them lmaooo

ok, but are we gonna talk about the "When Daneel and I formed Chaos Machine Productions, we knew that the first story we wanted to tell was the story of John and Mary Winchester [...]"-quote because the way this is phrased implies they formed CHAOS MACHINE Productions with the intent of telling this story (first), i haven't been in this dumpster long enough but the name just tickles me in that Misha way, isn't it so sus??? am i missing something???? i mean with this announcement they SURE lived up to that name... 🧩-anon

you are absolutely right, chaos machine SCREAMS misha and we are all here for it!!

hey hey hey. joining the clownverse, there's no way THEE cas girl danneel doesn't know just how much the fandom loves misha and cas. so 2 + 2 = misha in the spn prequel!

AGREED

So I think I finally managed to catch up on wtf happened while I was asleep and my brain melted. What a shit show to wake up to.

Anyway thoughts.

I don't hate the idea of a Mary&John sequel. I think it has the potential to be good (It has the potential to be really bad too, so I'm kind scared).

🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting Mary being badass and John being kinda useless🕯️🕯️🕯️

As for the Jensen and J*red thing.

I can see Jensen not telling J*red even if they are still friends, because J*red is kinda good at accidentally telling Secrets. He could have told him right before he announced it so, so that J*red didn't have to find out from twitter. He was on the show for 15 years, he is bound to get asked about it. The public twitter meltdown was really unprofessional so. Like you have Jensen's number J*red. You could have sorted that out in private like a normal person, but instead you choose to act like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Is it weird that I'm actually going to be kinda that for them if the actually had a falling out, even tho I don't like J*red all that much. They seemed to be really important to each other and while I thought before that the might have triefted apart a bit, I didn't think that the where actively fighting.

- 🐌 anon

the thing is, the polite/normal thing for jensen to do was text him before announcing it on twitter. it's weird he didn't, and that makes me believe that maybe yeah they did have a falling out. especially with the way j*red responded to it on twitter. if he had no other reason to be this upset (no prior beef or falling out) you'd think that he wouldn't be responding like this. on the other hand, the man is a mysterie to me so who the hell knows. i'm not gonna mourn about it if they did/do grow apart because j*red is just.... awful imo.

[bluejaem]

「 ❍ 」 — 𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄

get to know you

1. WHAT DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

december 20

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

blue (+black, white, teal)

3. WHAT’S YOUR LUCKY NUMBER?

3 and 7 lmao

4. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

none that i know of 😃

5. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

166-167 cm idk?

6. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU OWN?

not more than 10 for sure ‘cause i share all of ‘em with my mom sksks

7. FAVORITE SONG?

currently; back 2 u (am 01:27) by nct 127

8. FAVORITE MOVIE?

kuch kuch hota hai lmaosjdhskjf how could i say no to frenemies to lovers!au 

9. WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL PARTNER?

someone genuine, funny (im sorry but a person’s humor is the first thing i notice 😭), cute, but hot at the same time, cares for everyone around them, kind and honest, mf sexy, whose name starts with na and ends with jaemin <3

10. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN?

i’ve already adopted all my biases so idk what you're talking about ?? 

11. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW?

i was almost taken to the principal’s office for throwing chalk at someone as an act of self-defense <3 (in my defense, tHEY STARTED IT ALR SO THEY SHOULD’VE SEEN IT COMING AS WELL)

12. BATHS OR SHOWERS?

doesn’t really matter tbh?

13. WHAT COLOR SOCKS ARE YOU WEARING?

i almost never wear socks at home lmao

14. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?

kpop, pop, r&b, edm

15. HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH?

2 ig

15. WHAT POSITION DO YOU USUALLY SLEEP IN?

first half: towards my left

second half: towards my right (this is when i know my alarm is going to ring soon skdjsifjsi)

16. WHAT YOU DONT LIKE WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING?

that i need to wake up soon

17. WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

i always skip breakfast ‘cause i’m either doing my classes or it’s the weekend and i woke up at 12 am 🤡

18. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ARCHERY?

are those plastic toy-archery sets counted lmao?

19. FAVORITE FRUIT?

watermelon, litchi 

20. FAVORITE SWEAR WORD?

fuck, shit, bitch, hoe 

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY SCARS?

i have one on my forehead (i slipped and hit my head on the stairs when i was like 5 and got 4 stitches yuh) and one on my knee (if you haven’t fallen off your bicycle at least once in your life then you ain’t human)

22. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR?

lmao how would i know that 

23. WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE?

enfp-t

24. LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED?

right

25. FAVORITE FOOD?

biryani.

26. FAVORITE FOREIGN FOOD?

korean, chinese, mexican, italian aNYTHING IS FINE AS LONG AS IT’S EDIBLE 

27. ARE YOU A CLEAN OR MESSY PERSON?

i’m messy but in clean way <3

28. MOST USED PHRASES?

like, uhm, uh 🤡 and in hindi asking a question with “na” in the end lmfaooo

29. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO GET READY?

depends on what’s the occassion. if we’re going out and i still haven’t taken a bath then probably 2 hours. if it’s a school day: 30 mins. and if it’s a last minute plan then 15 mins max (I AM SPEED.)

30. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF?

ofc lmao

31. DO YOU SING TO YOURSELF?

yuh

32. ARE YOU A GOOD SINGER?

everything’s fine until i record myself singing. shit goes down after that.

33. BIGGEST FEAR?

failure

34. GOSSIP?

i love to hear gossip like yES SPILL THE TEA BESTIE IM ALL EARS

35. DO YOU LIKE LONG OR SHORT HAIR?

i prefer long hair but they’re just so difficult to maintain smh

36. FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?

if i had to choose, then literature

37. EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT?

wow, way to make an ambivert feel included </3 

38. WHAT MAKES YOU NERVOUS?

talking to people, people are scary <//3

39. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST REAL CRUSH?

jeon mf jungkook lmaoo (the fact that i’ve never had a crush on someone ik irl)

40. HOW MANY PIERCINGS DO YOU HAVE?

2

41. HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?

pfft, bold of you to assume i’d ever get up from my seat 

42. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?

dark drown/borderline black

43. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYES?

dark brown-ish?

44. WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?

a lot of things. trust me you don’t want me to get started 

45. DO YOU LIKE YOUR OWN NAME?

it’s a pretty common name here so when someone calls another aditi i’d think they’re calling me and respond but i eND UP EMBARRASSING MYSELF.

46. DO YOU WANT A SON OR A DAUGHTER?

idk bro lmao but maybe like a son and a daughter? 💀

47. WHAT ARE YOU STRENGTHS?

i can sleep for 15 hours straight if not disturbed, i can read and write fast idk? somehow always ending up procrastinating

48. WHAT ARE YOUR WEAKNESSES?

a lot of shit <3

49. COLOR OF YOUR BEDSPREAD?

deep blue

50. COLOR OF YOUR ROOM?

the wall behind the bed is purple with those weird crumbled paper designs and the rest of the 3 walls are white

tagged by: @peachjaem00​ tysm lou <3

tagging: @woniecstasy @igyus @shotarology @softminn @sicluvz @daegalfangirl @jongseongie [no pressure!]

[wonderstvrs]

2 AM Essays | Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

In which Reader stays up to finish an essay, but Bakugou steps in.

WORD COUNT: 1,375 words

WARNINGS: Explicit Swearing, Reader is Gender Neutral

You really hated being such a chronic procrastinator. You’d think that after how stressful your first year at UA was for you that you’d learn how to stop putting off your schoolwork until the last minute. But here you were at 2 AM, frantically trying to finish a five-page essay. 

It didn’t help that you were exhausted from your work-study. There had been an incident during patrol that required your intervention. By the end of it, you were sore and—judging from the pounding in your head—had overused your Quirk. You should be resting—as your mentor had strictly ordered you to do—but this essay had other plans for you.

Right now, it was being a brat and refusing to cooperate. You stare at the document in front of you, eyes bleary, and threatening to droop. You’ve been writing for hours, that was at least three pages, right? You check your word count: 2 ½ pages. 

 You let your head fall back into the couch cushion and groan in frustration. At this point, you’re not even sure if you can even form a coherent thought, let alone write another sentence about some Pre-Quirk war. 

“What the hell are you doing up, dumbass?” 

You pause the curse you were sending whoever invented essays to turn your heard to the direction of the voice. Bakugou Katsuki stood at the bottom of the stairs, arms crossed, and a scowl on his face. Even in your sleep-deprived state, you couldn’t help but ogle at his arms. Thank the gods for this man’s obsession with tank-tops. 

“Oh, hey, Bakugou.” You manage to tear your eyes away from his bulging biceps to greet him. “What—” 

Your brain short circuits. You have no idea what you were going to say, but you don’t really care because Bakugou had bed hair. You didn’t think your embarrassing crush on him could get any stronger. But, here he was, standing in front of you with bed hair and the most endearing scowl on his face. 

“Spit it out, dumbass,” he snaps at you. You blink at him, which only seems to irritate him further. “What the hell are you doing being loud at 2 AM?”

Damn, so you did wake him up. 

“Sorry.” You lift your laptop into his view. “Trying to finish Snipe’s World War I essay.” 

He’s quiet for a moment. You’ve been friends with him long enough to know that he’s trying to think of the words to say. You marvel at how much he’s changed over the past year. While he was still the same crude and short-tempered Bakugou that you met in 1st year, the months he spent in therapy following the fight with Shigaraki had mellowed him out. He now thought twice before he spoke and took the time to formulate thoughtful responses to delicate situations.

“You’re a fucking idiot.”

And then sometimes he says shit like that. You scowl at him, mood even worse than before. 

“Thanks, you didn’t have to remind me.” You turn back around, focusing your eyes on your laptop. Crush or not, he really pissed you off sometimes. “You can go back to bed. I promise I’ll be quiet.”

You stare at the last sentence that you wrote, not comprehending anything. You’re contemplating just pressing random keys and hoping they form a sentence when Bakugou pulls the laptop away from you. What the hell? When did he get there? And also—

“Hey! Give it back!” You stand up, trying to take the laptop back from him. You’re a little sluggish, probably because of the lack of sleep, which leaves you helpless as he saves your work and turns off your laptop. “Bakugou, that’s due tomorrow!”

“Yeah, in 5th period, which is after lunch. You can do it then,” he says. He keeps the laptop away from your each. His other hand comes up to flick your forehead.

“You can’t get any work done fucking sleep-deprived, idiot.”

You pull a face, rubbing your forehead, “You’re so mean.”

He rolls his eyes at you, “That’s because you’re a fucking dumbass. Let’s go. It’s too fucking early for this.”

He turns away, heading up the stairs. You watch his retreating back, a warm feeling in your chest. Ugh, and just as you were telling yourself to get over him, he pulls shit like this.

“Are you fucking coming, or are you just gonna stand there like an idiot?” He calls from the top of the stairs. 

“Yeah, yeah. Hold your horses.” 

You gather the papers spread across the coffee table and follow him up. The elevator ride up to your floor is silent. You find that you don’t mind and take the opportunity to steal glances at him. You knew that he had just turned seventeen in April, but you could already see the traces of young adulthood in his face.

He had stubble growing in, barely noticeable because of how light his hair is, but there nonetheless. His jaw was so sharp that it could probably cut someone, and his face was becoming more defined. He must have noticed you staring because he looked over at you.

“What?” He asked. He looked just as tired as you did, which made sense. Of all the people that you knew, Bakugou was the only one who slept at 8 PM. Even Iida, their resident goody-goody, slept at 10 PM. 

“Nothing,” you answered. He didn’t look like he believed you, but was probably too tired to push it. 

He walks you to your door (you’re definitely gonna scream about this to Ochaco later), your laptop still under his arm. He doesn’t hand it to you even when you stop in front of your room.

“So, are you ever going to give my laptop back, or what?” You ask when he just stands there. 

He doesn’t respond, looking like he wanted to say something, but he needed to think of the words first. You waited patiently, even if you wanted nothing more than to crash on your bed. 

“You’re finishing this during lunch,” he finally says. You nod, trying to follow his train of thought.

“At the table,” he continues. You nod again. “With me.”

“Yes, Bakugou, of course. We sit at the same table.” You really don’t know where this conversation was going. He looked at you in exasperation, like he expected you to get what he was saying already. 

“No, not with the other extras. With me, like alone. On another table.”

You blink. Your brain, running on its last battery percentage, is trying to process what he just said. He wanted you to finish the essay with him, on a table different from your usual, alone. Did he? Wait, oh my god. Did he mean like a study date?

Your face feels warm as the thought finally dawns on you. Oh my god, Bakugou wanted to have a study date with you. He must have seen the look of realization on your face because he turned red. He looked away pushing the laptop into your hand.

“Whatever. See you at lunch tomorrow, or not. I don’t care.” He put his hands into the pockets of his chairs and turns away, heading back to the elevator to head up to his room. Your brain is screaming at you to tell him something, but your mouth is a little slow on the uptake.

“Bakugou!” You call out. He stops but doesn’t turn. You feel the smile creeping up on your face, so wide that it threatens to split it in two, “I’d love to have a study date with you.”

You can’t see his face, but from the way the tips of his ears turn red, you know that he’s red again. 

“Whatever,” he says before he walks briskly down the hallway. You don’t enter your room until you hear the elevator doors close. You can’t help the scream you let out in your pillow or the fast beating of your heart.

Bakugou just asked you out on a study date. It didn’t matter that he didn’t say it in those exact words, you knew from his reaction that he meant it.

As you drifted off to sleep, you thought, ‘Thank you whoever invented essays. I will never curse your name ever again.’

I finished writing this at 4:53 A.M. lmfaooo. Inspiration strikes at the weirdest times, I swear. Feel free to hmu if you want me to write something hehe.