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It’s such a blast from the past whenever I see you post! I used to eat up your draco fics lmaoo ❣️ I hope you’re doing well!

haha thank you so much i hope you’re doing well too! it’s so strange to think that it’s been like. 6 years since ive been actively writing on here as a high school senior and now things are so different. time flies!!!

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im not sure if you’re the same drawlfoy i found on ao3 but i just wanna say that your writing is so good and i love your work! was so entertaining to read and extremely well written :)

hi anon thank you so much!! yes, this is the same drawlfoy. i so appreciate you coming here to tell me this and im so thrilled to hear that you’ve been enjoying my writing!!! ❤️

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working in corporate america after coming from a liberal arts school full of overachievers is such a culture shock. u use one word that has more than two syllables once and suddenly people start acting like you’re performing spoken word

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haunted house except for it’s just the concept that nothing is permanent and all moments are fleeting ones

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succession au where jenny nicholson releases a 4 hour deep dive on all the problems with brightstar adventure park, which domino effects into the complete and total destruction of the roy family empire

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love when i say "i think texting while driving is bad" and someone acts like im a reactionary conservative

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personally I think an underutilized ship dynamic is "this is so ill-advised that we are both aware on some level that it cannot possibly end in anything but a breakup so acrimonious that we'll spend the rest of our lives hunting each other for sport, but we have decided to keep making out with each other anyway."

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it rlly is that damn phone. i’ve started sleeping with it outside of my bedroom and not touching social media during the workday and setting screentime limits and all of a sudden days are filled with childlike wonder

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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the most obnoxious thing about being someone educated in possession of at least one brain cell is hearing the people in my life who told me and treated me like i was crazy for thinking trump was going to do the political equivalent of opening his diaper and smearing it all over our institutions suddenly turn around and be like WHOA! he IS really crazy! can you believe this is happening? like yes, carol, i actually can because his campaign strategy was all but called Fascist Takeover 101 from the start

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breaking my silence on here to say that i think that the hottest thing i can read in fiction is everything but sex

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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anyone else have to like. gentle parent their moms about food. my mom is like “let’s be naughty and eat pizza” and i gently say “food is not inherently good or bad”