#I need this for reasons

[cabinetofquriosities]

I am going to need Dr. Sharon to meet Dr. Jacob at some point.

Dr. Jacob: Oh! You’re Ted’s friend!

Dr. Sharon: No, I’m not.

Dr. Jacob: Oh.

Dr. Sharon: Because it would be wildly inappropriate for me to have a relationship with a patient outside of the office.

Dr. Jacob: Oh.

Dr. Sharon: Yes. Oh.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

guys i need help. i need that one meme where there is text. then one person is thinking about kissing but the other is thinking about biting them. its important i cant find it pleaseee

[waterlogged-detective]

What would mlms look like in the neath? They *have* to have them right?

Mlm like the pyramid scheme not like men loving men. We know the Neath’ got plenty of those.

I’m talking tupperware parties, scentsy huns, the works

[fortjester]

tumblr search function betrays me again. anyone know where that disco elysium comic of Harry accidentally reading gay porn magazines at a crime scene is?

[luckycharms1701]

@yorshie how does it feel being the funniest person in turtle hell

[lionlena]

Let's talk about condoms.

This may be a strange question, but I need it for the next chapter of "Unforgivable Mistake". Is Joel allowed to use condoms? I don't ask if he wants to. But could he? And of course I mean Joel after the epidemic. Using condoms left over from before the pandemic is probably not a good idea. "The shelf life of condoms is usually several years (usually 4-5) from the date of production. Using them after the expiry date increases the risk of rupture of the synthetic sheath and reduces the effectiveness of contraception." So… They don't have condoms. But what if FEDRA produces some? This may seem strange…. But considering how organized FEDRA is, they might not want their soldiers to contract venereal diseases.

So my question is:

[quetzalpapalotl]

Thank you Earthspark for providing me with such delicious scenes of Megatron and Bee helpless and in pain. Please do Optimus next.

[krispyscreams]

Does anyone have the gif of lestat dropping Louis from the stratosphere? Please and thank you

[leedongwook]

Hottest Korean actor over 35?

[toukasspouse]

nothing more startling to be minding my own business, have a mental image of uta pop in my head, and then wide eye at hearing mira in the back of mind say "my babygirl"

[maniacace]

Y'ALL THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

IS HOLLOW MIND THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE OF TOH S2????

[notsosincerelyeliot]

This is something my dnd character would wear…

who else would conveniently discorporate if crowley shows up in anything like this in s3?

[spoondrifts]

something about vi never wanting anyone in her life to change. something about jayce not caring at all how much viktor has changed so long as he's alive. something about the way vi associates radical change with death, perceiving jinx's continued existence as a kind of necromantic horror—the way jayce would shatter fundamental laws of nature without a second thought in order to give viktor the best chance at survival, in whatever form that may take. transformation as rebirth vs murder, hextech vs shimmer. nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature. and then jayce, realizing that he hasn't changed at all, not really—that he is a scientist at heart, and he shouldn't have tried to be anything else. and then vi, realizing she has become someone unrecognizable—never thought my sister would turn bluebelly. and for both of them, it's too little, too late.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.