#I miss BREAD

[kaisollisto]

Just bought 2lbs of cheese im about to fuck this cob loaf

[boyfeminism]

its genuinely so upsetting to think about sometimes that i went from working with people who were kind and loved being alive and liked being at work every day and strived to care about each other to just. the bitter pessimistic coworkers i have now and like. being told im a "genuinely nice person bc you havent been traumatized enough yet" you dont know fucking anything about me i dont tell you ANYTHING about myself.

[limeanura]

I had a dream last night that I no longer had celiacs disease and I ate a Smuckers uncrustable PBJ. That's it, that was the whole dream.

[hollowpoet]

My bread withdrawal-fueled 2:00 AM discord rant

Passover fucking sucks

I am going to burn down the matzah factory

I am going to invent a time machine just so I can give jews bread so Passover doesn’t have to exist

Matzah exists because the jews cooked the dough on their backs in the hot sun?

When did they make the dough HUH

WHEN DID THEY MAKE THE DOUGH

THEY CLEARLY HAD TIME

LET ME EAT BREAD

At the seder there is a part where we are supposed to slouch because “we have the privilege” WELL YEAH BECAUSE WE AREN’T WALKING FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS (edited)

I SHOULD HAVE THE GOD DAMN PRIVILEGE TO EAT BREAD

That was my motive for lighting the matzah factory on fire, your honor.

[noonblueapples]

Food intolerance! The eating disorder you're allowed to have!

[weirdgirlvampire]

gluten free food will never hit the same as normal food btw

[wiredentrails]

can’t wait to be able to eat solid food again </3

[yeehawpim]

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[luffydraws]

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

BY LUFFY

FOR TORAO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY!

@opfoodzine IS SO SO GOOD AND THIS DRAWING WAS FOR THEM YEARS AGO!!!!!

[royalarchivist]

Pac: [He] fell, oh my god– I almost killed Ramon, I almost killed Ramon.

Pac: Ah, I miss Ramon, guys. I miss Ramon, man. [He stares at the little Ramon plush for a moment] I miss Ramon, I was a bit of a downer there, sorry.

[laur-the-cat-prince]

[lilybug-02]

Air-Dry Clay Day at my Art Club! It was so fun seeing everyone’s sculptures. I made the top ones, being the bread and stick figure, while somebody sweet gave me her little sculpted Hercules beetle!

[blanksandwich]

I think they should let joe hills onto the pirates smp so he and oli can hang out. He can be a ghost pirate. He can be haunting cleo.

[sm0lsuccubus]

early morning bread is peak

[annielysvoid]

MY BOYS ARE COMING BACK FOR SPOOKY SEASON I FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER/HALLOWEEN/SAMHAIN