I FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE A STORYTIME FROM MY TRAVELS TO TANZANIA THIS SUMMER
So I went to Tanzania for a summer program. I ended up learning a bit of conversational Swahili, but English is my mother tongue. Now, mind you, I know Japanese as well. Nowhere enough to be fluent, but enough to know general words.
(could I converse with the Japanese kids on program? Hell no. Did they think me trying to speak Japanese in my funny little American accent was adorable and they wanted to treasure me? Yes. Unfortunately.)
But by the end of about two weeks, I was able to impress the new batch of people (I stayed the whole month while all but three other people stayed the rest of the time with me) with my newfound speaking skills, and so they thought I knew what the fuck I was talking about.
and Boy, Oh Boy, did I get ahead of myself.
Now, a little lesson for you; Jambo is slang for ‘hey-o’ for tourists. Market-goers will call it out to you expecting you to repeat it back. Now, the FUNNIEST thing was replying back in full-ass Swahili like we were taught and watching these people lose their MINDS.
“Aye-o, Jambo!”
“Sijambo, na wewe?”
Now, THIS— this roughly translates to,
“Aye-o, hey! Tourist!”
“Hello! How are you?”
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA—
oh, watching older African men lose their SHIT to a little 5’0 scrunkly-ass American boy spit THIS back out at them was COMEDY GOLD.
Another time was me acting like me and the kitchen staff could hold a conversation:
“Ah, bui-bui! Habari za asubuhi?”
“Nzuri sana! Na wewe?”
“Nzuri, nzuri.”
Which roughly translates to,
“Ah, spider!* how’s the morning?”
“Very good! How about yourself?”
“Well, well.”
*bui-bui is ‘spider’ in Swahili, which was the nickname for our driver, Lukumay.
BUT OHHHHHH MANNNN, was it so much fun. God, do I miss it there.
My great uncle just died... He was a bus driver in Africa... One day he brought a monkey home... I know he didn't buy it, probably picked it up on the side of the road (no one buys pets in Africa at least where I'm from)... They eventually got rid of it because it started biting kids (probably the kids fault for picking it and playing with it too much)... I know he was heart broken, he really liked monkeys...
How cool is it that so many people across both hemispheres got to witness something usually reserved for a much smaller area all because the sun is throwing a huge tantrum right now. Just throwing out huuuge amounts of energy and our planet is like cool lets make pretty colours in the sky with that. Thats called turning a negative into a positive on a celestial scale 😌. We should be more like Earth lmao
Listen I can't make a coherent point rn for various reasons but the fact that Trump picked out Haitian immigrants in particular rings SEVERAL alarm bells in my head going back to the 80s and I am aware that that's bc I did more AIDS research than the average person but. The "original" 4H of "AIDS transmitters" were "Hookers", ""Homosexuals", "Heroin users" and "Haitians". I feel picking out Haitian immigrants for his scaremongering and lying seems sort of random to many but Trump remembers the 80s and a lot of voters remember the 80s and he is re-hashing old talking points from AIDS, which should be worrying because the stigma formed back then is STILL carrying into so many aspects of life.
watching the flashback scenes in redding weddy caressing my screen while a single silent tear falls, like a mourning army wife in the 40s with a locket. which is appropriate given the subject matter.
How come there are no fics where ASOIAF and ATLA happen in the same universe around the same time only they are two different continents. Clearly and obviously ATLA universe being fantasy Asia and Westeros fantasy Europe/Middle East/North Africa.
Since the Miss World pageant was yesterday...Did you know?
At the height of apartheid, South Africa was allowed to send two contestants to Miss World; Miss South Africa, who was white and Miss Africa South, who was black/coloured.
Today, Cindy Breakspeare is generally spoken of proudly as one of ours who won Miss World (she's also the mother of our beloved Damian 'Jr. Gong' Marley) but learning the details now I understand why she wasn't largely celebrated at the time. She was, as we would say, a 'weak fence' choosing herself rather than taking a stand.
The Miss World pageant itself was keeping up extreme fuckry allowing South Africa's apartheid government to even participate let alone like that and I applaud every country that boycotted and sanctioned until there was enough pressure on South Africa to force change.
Unfortunately, few countries have that same energy now because many are actually complicit in israel's actions. This is why we the people have to take our stand and force the changes instead. We have to keep protesting, boycotting, calling out Eurovision, the Oscars and every other event that is giving israel legitimacy and a platform. Boycotts do work. But we have to put in the work.
*Also, very much sideyeing those who have alternative options and are still choosing to be slaves to consumerism buying products the people suffering genocide have asked us to stop buying. All the 'latest model' phone buyers who didn't need one...yeah allayuh. Get it together.*