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https://www.tumblr.com/wildelydawn/760475696266149888/i-pitched-this-angsty-jude-and-gavi-fic-idea-to-my?source=share it's just gavi's way of showing love lmao. no but all the content that el clásico left always kills me, gavi would have been basically apologizing after having committed some very hard foul lmao. he had the task of marking jude and not letting him breathe, which he was doing pretty well until the second half when some changes were made that didn't help him. conclusion: jude turned the game around and madrid ended up winning. and gavi literally ended up crying. sensitive boy 😭
I feel compelled to tell you that this was the IG reel I was obsessively watching and not just for the editing and how funny it is, but because the way Gavi dove head first towards the ball. That got me SO fucking interested in his style of play. And I ended up actually seeing that clip you're talking about, with Gavi crying, and that's sort of what inspired the new fic idea I have! I mean I haven't seen him play in real time, obviously with his injury and me only seriously watching since last year, but it's very clear that he takes the crest seriously and that he brings a certain passion and dedication to the game that's pretty raw and unrestrained. Being that passionate in anything will get someone emotional, so I get why he cried after losing. I think it's admirable, especially in a world (football or otherwise) in which people (and perhaps particularly men) are so often injured/mentally unwell and told to cope on their own. I can't wait for him to start playing again!
#ask#answered#love u anon#Gavi#I mean my jaw fucking DROPPED#How you gonna put your whole head at risk of being kicked in???#But he did it anyways?#Someone commented that Gavi has like 40 yellow cards at the age of 20 or whatever and I'm like that's not dumb that's hilarious#Also saw this video of someone shoving Lewandowski so OF COURSE GAVI GOES AND SHOVES THE GUY TO THE GROUND#BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH HIS GRANDPA#Yeah yeah we need footballers to be mature and grow up and I get that but I gotta say I love Nico Williams and Lamine Yamal dancing#and I love Pedri talking about his fantasy league and showing off his dumpster dog#and Gavi being a total menace on the field and absolutely head empty during interviews#All of that is the true definition of boys will be boys#Dawn's RPF era#Basil adjacent
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these bitches gay good for them good for them
#the picture of dorian gray#doran gray#basil hallward#i knew this book was gay but holy shit#the way my jaw dropped when he said good boy#i was in class#the fuck do you mean brothers????
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what i like about the aphmau community, specifically mcd fans, is that we most likely watched her series when we were young. now that we’re older, we have the ability to create ourselves and make pretty fuckin’ sick things too
#like artwork i’m thinking specifically#i saw on tiktok a drawing of mcd zane and my jaw literally dropped it was grogeos. gorgis. fuck#you get what i mean#also just me#like i looked back on my VERY old aphmau fanart and i was like YIKES…#compared to the “i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy garroth” i like that way more#even if i did struggle relearning how to draw him#and we also can fuck around i like that too. like make “mature” jokes and stuff#minecraft diares#mcd#i don’t support aphmau
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for all time/lovebrush chronicles boys responding to "kiss me for ten or the hottest girl ever for a thousand?"
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summary: lovebrush boys responding to who they would kiss
Ai Yin / Ayn
"Ayn." You tug on his sleeve from the ground as he takes a break from practice. "Hm?" He blinks down at you, fingers reaching for your hand as you speak up. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Ayn's heard this one from Tiktok, but he doesn't respond, opting to blink at you blankly again. "Would you—" "Does that mean I can kiss you for a thousand?" You blink at him blankly, words registering in your head before the embarrassment explodes on your cheeks and you hide your face from him. "Ayn!" "So can I?" You don't give him an answer, opting to hide your face until you're sure the flush is gone.
Lu Chen / Alkaid
"Alkaid." You brush your fingers over his as the two of you sit in the park. "Yes?" "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" You tilt your head at him, curious. Alkaid doesn't think, he just answers. "You." Alkaid smiles gently and tilts his head, brushing his fingers over the back of your hand as he hums. "Why would I kiss someone else when I have you?" You grow embarrassed, and he laughs, fingers running through your hair as you hide your face from him, ears on fire. "I'll always pick you." Something about his eyes tells you there's no room for arguement.
Luo Xia / Lars
"Kiss me for ten or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Lars reaches for your face, fingers stringing through your hair as he presses his lips to yours, eyes half-lidded as you tilt your head to give him better access— something he hums in thanks for. Your fingers scrunch the fabric of his shirt, and he pulls away, catching his breath as he stares into your eyes. "Okay, I kissed you, so where's my thousand dollars?" He raises a brow in amusement. "You don't lack that thousand!" You gasp in fake offense. "Yeah, but that can be your pocket money." He hums, resting his chin on your head. "But lucky for you, you're the hottest girl ever to me." You push him away in embarrassment, heart racing in your chest. He's too good at this.
Si Lan / Clarence
"Clarence," You sort through the files in the student council room, breaking the silence between the two of you. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Clarence like pretends to think about it, tapping his cheek, and. you blink at him, waiting for his answer. "Okay, who would you kiss if you could kiss any woman in the world?" He laughs when you pout at him before rolling his eyes and telling you "You, obviously." "Then me or the hottest woman in the world?" "You, obviously." He stops with his papers, looking into your eyes with an insane amount of sincerity that makes you look away from embarrassment. "Now get back to work." "Yes, sir!" You fight off the blush creeping up your skin for the rest of the time in the room.
Ye Xuan / Cael
"Cael." You mumble. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Cael rests his finger on where he left off in his book, blinks at you, and senses this is some random question you've dragged from Tiktok with a right answer, but he still processes it, unsure as to how to answer. "So? What's your answer?" You step closer to him on the couch, leaning forward to face him with your head tilted as he blinks at you again. "I'm thinking about it." "YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT?!" You gape, puffing your cheeks as you pout. Then, Cael presses his hand to the back of your head, lips pressed to yours gently before releasing you and going back to his book. "There's my answer" He hums. You take two business days to recover from that.
#'if you could kiss any woman in the world who would it be?' 'my beautiful girlfriend mc!' 'she don't count' 'megan fox!'#lars says anne hathaway for giggles Alkaid says you again bc wdym mc don't count ayn says no one bc he only wants you—#clarence says. idk what clarence says but Cael says mc's mom as a joke and Mc goes 'WHAT THE FUCK CAEL' with her jaw dropped#(He didn't actually mean it he just wanted to mess with mc)#MC (me) says yunjin from lesserafim bc I wanna kiss her#ye xuan x reader#si lan x reader#clarence x reader#Luo xia x reader#lars x reader#lu chen x reader#alkaid x reader#ai yin x reader#ayn x reader#lovebrush chronicles x reader#reader insert#lovebrush chronicles#for all time x reader#for all time#☾.blend
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Playing Honkai Star Rail!
WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING MICROAGGRESSIONS AT AVENTURINE, DAMN 😭
#I sat there with my jaw on the ground every other dialogue because MY BOY CATCHING STRAYS FOR NO REASON???#Also teehee I think I'm entering a part of the story that is Gallagher-centric. I'm so excited <3#Can't wait for content of my babygirl Gallagher <3#But anyway HQBXKAKLFQ EVERYONE IS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WITH AVENTURINE AND IT'S LIKE???#LEAVE HIM ALONE. AT LEAST BE MEAN TO HIM WHEN IT COMES TO HIS CRIMES. NOT HIS ETHNICITY. MY GODS 😭#No because Sparkle making a comment about blowing stuff up and referencing the IPC as a way to poke at his backstory had MY JAW DROP#WHBFKQJXKAKD it doesn't help with the cutscenes of his childhood/past 😭#honkai star rail#Hsr#aventurine honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#honkai star rail spoilers#hsr spoilers#So anyway. Ig I'm enjoying the game but WHAT THE FUCK?????#The entire time I'm like “THIS GUY IS GETTING HATECRIMED”#Me and Aventurine having something in common /j
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dont think we talk enough about how insane of a lyric “i think i’ve been going through it and i’ve been putting your name to it” is like. why would he write that. what the fuck
#the implications of it the rammys of it make me SICKKKKKKKKKKK it’s so insane#i mean every lyric of smfs feels this way but esp this one#i remember when i first heard it my jaw fucking DROPPED like. oh my god pete#txt
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ever had that one ex mutual that you found out was a proshipper
#cause i do#the way my jaw dropped#the way my hands shook#<- sarcasm by the way#anti proship#fuck proshitters#proshitters dni#anti proshitter#fuck proshippers#anti proshipper#dude it was SCCARRYY#what do you mean this person i've been mutuals with for like since i joined tumblr (not long ago) is a proship??#i found out by scrolling on home
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where’s that little horror piece about kits never growing up in Starclan? because I remember it so vividly but I can’t find it.
The one about Bright Stream?
Weird that it's so hard to find! It's probably because it's got such heavy tags lmao.
I really mean it though like, canon's permakitten system and the idea that Bright Stream is up there, forever taking care of fetus children who were filled by sudden knowledge and yet never grow past that point absolutely horrifies me. Jesus Christ. I don't know how anyone reads that final scene in Path of Stars and isn't filled with itching, white-hot existential dread, man.
Sometimes you just gotta write horror about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#partner and i were joking the other day about how like#they are the one known as The Horror Blogger and im the funny cat guy#because it's literally the opposite irl. you have NO idea#They are the one who is squeamish and I am the one that is like#only scared if there's 17 different kinds of existential horror#Which tbf is important in my line of work#But let me tell YOU. One thing that gets me every time? Fucked up afterlives#Probably from all the religious trauma but. Still.#''turns out your whole life is actually teetering on the precipice of a steep drop into the jaws of unknowable gods--#and their concept of omnibenevolent and omnimalevolent are self-defined''#''in death your life only has meaning to those still living and yet you're conscious to experience it''#''you will helplessly watch people you thought loved YOU reduce your memory into how you SERVED them''#''Powerless to stop it you will find that you were only valued as a tool in someone else's life''#''There is no peace in death just being tired and uncomfortable forever''#EURGH#It's why my most feared monsters are actually ghosts and vampires and certain zombies#Because it's not really about the monster it's more about what that monster implies for the afterlife#Certain zombies especially. ngl. Night of the livin dead 2 has the scariest ones ever#Intelligent. Violent. Able to FEEL themselves rotting and the only relief is to consume everything you ever loved#BRR#they did eat a bunch of cops tho so... at least they have that going for them#BONES MCRAMBLES IN THE TAGS#bone babble
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i know i also already said this but i keep having art ""'realizations""" that read exactly like this post
#did u guys know drawing realistic proportions doesnt automatically mean the style is Realistic. its something else entirely#talkys#<- obvious stuff like that that my brain cant grasp for my own stuff#like ive been struggling drawing faces bc i dont want to do proportions that are too realistic bc thats boring#so ive been fucking up with worse wonkier faces instead#when proportions arent automatically what makes a piece Realistic or Boring or even Bad etc#well except in the case of my stuff actually being bad and devolving constantly but#you know#i guess its more like >sees artist drawing with realistic facial proportions but the art doesn't look realistic it still looks#stylized and cartoony and not boring >jaw drop
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me trying to explain to my friends that harley hartwell and heiji hattori are the same person (and that osaka and alberta are the same place)
#i hate this damn anime#y'all weren't there to see my jaw literally drop#when heiji i mean harley said 'is alberta awesome or what?'#'welcome to alberta!' and it's the fucking tsutenkaku tower LMFAOOO#sorry i hate this damn anime#side note i was expecting harley to have a country accent...i was so disappointed#dcmk#heiji hattori#harley hartwell#thiha thinks thoughts
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EPISODE?????????
#HOLY SHIT#I WAS SITTING THERE WITH MY JAW DROPPED PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE TIME AFTER MR PUZZLES KILLED MICKEY#WHAT THE FUCK#I WAS THINKING HE WAS GETTING LESS EVIL#NOPE#HES GETTING EVEN MORE EVIL#WOW#I MEAN I STILL LOVE HIM BUT JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TURNAROUND FROM THE LAST EPISODE#WOWIE#IM SPEECHLESS#smolldust#smolldust rambles#smg4#smg4 spoilers#mr puzzles
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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sequel to this because it won't let me add videos on reblogs but what the fuck. like what the fuck are we seeing the same fucking clip. why the fuck is he allowed to do that.
#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#snap chats#I HAVE. LITERALLY NEVER SEEN HIM DO THIS ?? MY JAW ACTUALLY JUST DROPPED#I STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER HI BUT ??? OH MY GOD ????#I DIDNT KNOW HE DOES THIS WHAT THE CHRIST#IN ALL MY RUNS mybe its cause ive never thought to grab bosses since it never works#BUT STILL ????? HE HAS AN ANTI-GRAB???????#IN THIS FRUITIEST WAY TOO MINE WHAT HE FUCK YOUR GAY POWERS ARE SHOWING#im so obsessed with him ohhhhhh my god oh my god i need him#this is my brief case moment yk what i mean#like every mine fans like 'oh yeah the briefcase scene made me want him'#yeah this is mine. what a beautiful judo throw oh my god im gonna nut#im obsessed with this like actually.... oh my god....#yoshitaka mine what the fuck#ANYWAY THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT MINE IS THE STRONGEST RGG CHARACTER IDC#IDC SHUT UP I AM NOT LISTENING WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO ???????#the way he calmly climbs kiryu like a fucking tree aND SNAPS HIS ARM..... oh my gOd.......#i need to stop watching this im becoming obsessed. like narcissus looking into the pond im going to die before i stop looking at this
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caught up finallyyyy. that shit was FIRE
#ninjago spoilers#im loving the overarching plot even if some of the moment to moment stuff is losing me#in particular the dialogue felt rlly clunky to me a lot of the time w characters justttt. expositing at every chance#but i rlly like sora and arins arcs so far. really really good#arin is maybeeeee leaning a little too Evilllllll for my tastes BUT i do think it makes sense at least#finalllyyyy a good fucking corruption arc#found the kinda... prodigy sora on the stage at the end alone very powerful#it nice to see them growing at different rates and the conflict it might cause#still not sure what wfs deal is yet but i did rlly like her relationship w roby. super cute. they matched each others freak#i miss jayyyyy still but nice that its being built up to#hopefully it pays off nicely bc the 2 secs of it we got to see was... umm. not the bestttt#altho interesting to see now that jays been shattered.#also i assume it just went back to the administration? seemed that ras was done w it#i wonder if jay wld be able to find anything out abt itself if thats the case.....?#i mean youd assume it tried already. butttt u cld say maybe it was under the agency as jay gordon which wld have come up w nothing#UM ANYWAY i do rlly like where the story is going it feels rlly cool and different to have everything developing over time like this#compared to the more contained seasons from before#also just saying. if i was lloyd id straight up kill myself#rlly funny imagining llpyd getting back to the monastery and sighing and replacing kais photo w arins#yes yes. very good. zane saying cringe made my jaw drop#actually ill say i do hate how they r writing zane. but thats been an issue for forever now so wtfeverrrr
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#guys can I be real for a sec#was texting my friend today and I casually mentioned I had probably developed a peach allergy#which is so depressing because I love peaches#but luckily I seemed to only be allergic to the fuzz on the outside#and my friend texted me 'I'll peel them for you'#and I think I died a thousand deaths at that#I told him that was one of the sweetest thing someone had ever told me and not to mind if I was getting emotional#and like it was chill after that we were havin a conversation on a completely different topic#but I don't think my friend really got how show-stopping jaw-dropping what he said to me was#and he's a chill guy so again I did tell him that was incredibly sweet because it's true and then we moved on#but I feel like I still need to scream at him in the face because my poor beating heart who is not casual at all about friendships#is going mad#these days especially I am rethinking a lot about my friendships and in general baout my human relationships#saw a friend I didn't see in a while a couple of days ago on a better night that I could have hoped for#spent yesterday night thinking about the words another friend told me#and now this guy it has relatively recently hit me how close we have grown. Like I recently realized I misremembered our relationship#and that we have been closer than I thought for longer than I thought#and today he hit me with this and he's chill but I am not and I kinda wanna send him that fucking post 'would you peel an orange for me'#I've had squishes more intense than your favourite romance books#I need to be hospitalised now because people care about me and like me and trust me. By people I mean my friends. Who'd have thought.
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something has to be seriously wrong with me if i can’t cry at funerals but cried because commander peepers was gonna get an arc in season 3 but it was canceled
#I HATE DISNEY I AHTE YOU RAGHHH RAA EVIL EVILLKL#this was before they pretended to like the gays so they probably canceled it because they actually watched the show and realized -#it was too lgbt#and peepers is most certainly lgbt and they were like oh heavens !!!! we can’t have that#SERIOUSLY DID THEY NOT CHECK THE BIG DAY EPISODE??? my jaw was dropped half the time#i kid you not their excuse was “80 episodes is enough”. what. what the fuck does that mean. they had so many plans. this doesn’t even apply#don’t your other shows have more then 80 episodes what the hell does that mean#funny thing THERE WASNT EVEN 80 EPS!#disney fucking sucks#remember to watch woy for free on youtube by the channel Cartoons By Clips#rant#☎️#woy
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