#I mean everyone who meets this kid will want to somehow adopt him

[sunderwight]

A fun prospect for Superhero-themed SV AU's that I don't often see is genre dissonance. Like, Luo Binghe as this edgy 90's style antihero who just straight up kills his enemies and sleeps around and is driven by selfish motives (revenge, ambition, etc) rather than altruistic morality, vs Shen Qingqiu as this kid-friendly supervillain who is "evil" mostly in terms of aesthetics and his ability to make inconvenient problems that are reasonably safe for child heroes to solve. Something like Punisher vs Team Rocket in terms of vibes.

Maybe the reason they meet is because some big publishing house akin to Marvel or DC just bought up the rights to whole bunch of older, discontinued comics titles, and decided to do a Justice League/Avengers style mash-up with a bunch of nostalgia properties and their most recognizable heroes and villains. Which means lots of crossovers condensing several titles into a handful of series.

Luo Binghe's origin always features him as a teenager, so he reboots as the youngest Avenger-equivalent team member in the new continuity. Even in this reboot, however, the writers still mostly go the gritty and dark route with his plots and stick to the same key developments -- his abandonment as an infant, his adoptive mother's tragic death, his tough life on the streets, abusive mentors and backstabbing "allies", and so on.

But Luo Binghe's life suddenly starts experiencing periods of dramatic change in his life when he's brought in for appearances in the lighter, friendlier world of the Junior Heroes continuity. After all, he's a natural choice for tying the two continuities together thanks to his youthfulness. Luo Binghe isn't consciously aware of the fact that he's moving between different titles and different writers. All he knows is that sometimes, when he hangs out with the bright and talented Ning Yingying, he's drawn into "conflicts" with Shen Qingqiu -- the kind of "villain" who will call for tea breaks, never actually hits anyone when he shoots his ray gun, leaves clues for all of his crimes, and can't seem to stop from imparting genuinely helpful advice in between his witty quips and taunts.

When Luo Binghe fights Shen Qingqiu, somehow he never actually gets hurt. Neither do any of his friends. The world in general seems brighter and lighter, as if there is some secret barrier protecting everyone from all the evils Binghe knows only too well exist in the rest of his life. Luo Binghe is increasingly convinced that Shen Qingqiu is the source of this mystical safety net. After all, for an allegedly powerful genius who is able to fool half the world about his wicked aims, he's never won a single fight against a kindhearted but somewhat ditzy teenager and her ragtag bunch of friends!

So what's he spending his actual energy on?

Luo Binghe is pretty sure it's keeping the real evils at bay. Making himself the biggest bad in town, and in doing that, making it so that the "biggest bad" is nothing worse than a slightly judgmental teacher in a pretty costume.

It's not long before Luo Binghe doesn't want to go back to the Justice League equivalent, to his world of misery and strife, even after his visits with Ning Yingying are supposed to be over. Especially as the global stakes of various heroic activities start getting higher, and it becomes clear that the boundary between Shen Qingqiu's safe world and the grimdark reality of Binghe's usual life are getting thinner...

[froggibus]

Pride - Soldier 76, Pharah, Baptiste, Tracer, Venture & Lifeweaver

Pairings: Soldier 76 x gn! reader, Pharah x gn! reader, Baptiste x gn! reader, Tracer & Emily x gn! reader, Venture x gn! reader, Lifeweaver x gn! reader

Genre: fun fluffy hcs

Summary: how it would be going to pride w your queer fav

CW: nonspecific relationship w the heroes, canon sexualities/genders, lots of fun pride stuff, pride festival, Soldier being an old man

sorry hi i know pride month is over but i really wanted to include it in our event so here it is! i really wanted to include lucio & other fun characters here but it was so much writing i only did the ones who are canonically queer!

This is part of my Summer Suntacular event, come check it out!

Soldier 76:

not his first Pride, won’t be his last

he’s probably a little wistful the whole time, since he last attended with Vincent

his grumpy old man demeanor drops for a day and he actually lets himself enjoy it

all the young people there LOVE him and he ends up ‘adopting’ at least three kids

reminisces the whole time and probably says “back in my day” at least once

you may have to convince him to actually indulge in fun stuff like temp tattoos and flags

but then he gets SUPER into it and drags you around to get as much stuff as possible

gets hit on at least once by someone half his age and his face is an INFERNO for like ten minutes afterwards

wants to get drinks and appetizers at a bar after and chat about your day

will let you take one (1) picture of the two of you to commemorate it

(he’ll definitely keep the picture in his wallet—but he’ll never tell you)

Pharah:

not her first Pride either, but she doesn’t go very often cause she’s married to her work

wears her sexy ass leather jacket even though it’s probably boiling outside

“Fareeha you’re going to boil in that”

“Don’t be ridiculous, this is my summer leather”

gets one temp tattoo of the lesbian flag on her cheek and that’s it for her

shows it off in every single picture the two of you take together 

doesn’t take many of her own pictures but will indulge you for every one of yours

her strong ass will let you ride on her shoulders to see any performances you want

or if you’re not cool with that, she has no shame and will body her way through the crowd to help you get a better view

loves fruity rainbow drinks and will always have one in her hand

wears her aviators even after the sun goes down

definitely checks if Baptiste is doing anything & tries to set up a rendezvous with him at a club later

she is THE most fun to party with if you’re able to pry her away from her work

Baptiste:

more than likely his first Pride  (at least, since he’s been out of the closet)

probably ended up attending a few before and hanging out in the med tent as an ally

if he wasn’t going with you, Pharah would’ve 10000% taken him with her

super excited to be taking you with him this year 

and to actually be partaking in the celebrations

covers both of you in those cute rainbow temporary tattoos

like they’re EVERYWHERE

total mom friend—he has water, tylenol & advil, wet wipes, snacks, sunscreen & anything else you could possibly need

that doesn’t mean he’s not indulging in any fun colourful drinks at the bars later tho

indulges in any free things offered with him

and totally ends the day with like ten different friendship bracelets

wants to take pictures of EVERYTHING and ends up with a million selfies of the two of you

you’re out from 11am to 3am & you bet your ass he’s waking you up at noon the next day for brunch

wants to go next year & hand out little care bags to everyone you meet

Tracer:

her and Emily insist on taking you with them

they go every year so long as Lena isn’t working (rare)

they (Emily) have got everything figured out, so you can just chill and come along with them

Lena totally goes all out with her outfits & insists you all match somehow

they bring a digital camera to take lots & lots of pictures of everything

prepare to be outside from dawn till dusk

Lena probably gets recognized a few times and takes pictures with every person who asks

she buys a TON of memorabilia and will absolutely buy anything you look at for you

even tho she’s probably tried everything they have to offer, she wants to make sure you also try it

Emily has to stop and remind her to slow down and to eat/drink

they have some cute tradition where they go to the restaurant they want to on their first date & have some drinks and appetizers

even tho it’s their thing, they’ll gladly invite you along & make sure you’re included

and if you’re into it, Lena will absolutely try to play matchmaker for you so you’re not lonely

Venture:

huge dork ass LOVES Pride

they’re a little awkward cause of the big crowds & stuff, but deep down they thrive on it

not nearly as out there with their outfit as Tracer, but they’ll definitely dress according to theme

makes their own little bags of crystals to give out to friends they make there + coordinates them according to different pride flags

makes an extra special one for you too to thank you for coming with them

buys ice cream whenever they see a stand & offers to share with you 

at least one child asks them if they’re a boy or a girl

Sloan just shrugs at them

despite their awkwardness, everybody you meet there LOVES Sloan & they end the day with a million different pins + friendship bracelets

anytime there’s something cool, they want to take a pic with you in front of it

even just random fountains and stuff

if someone’s performing, they HAVE to go and at least check it out, but you’ll probably get dragged into watching a long ass magic show

they might take you for a drink and a snack after, but they’re not the type to go to a club or anything

more than likely they want to have a game night or marathon some movies at home to unwind afterwards

Lifeweaver:

not his first Pride, but the first one he’s been able to enjoy since leaving Vishkar

the most well dressed & insists on dressing you as well

weaves flowers & plants through his hair to make a pretty rainbow (and will do the same for you if you ask!)

lots & lots of biodegradable glitter that he made himself

wants to get there super early to offer his aid to any of the med stations set up & give them his number incase they need him

brings his own biodegradable confetti and gives bags to all the stands to hand out

loves live performances & wants to attend each one

he WILL be dancing and expects you to dance with him, no matter how awkward you feel

usually the best at remembering his sunscreen & water but probably forgets until he starts to feel the effects

wants to stay until everything shuts down and make sure everything is cleaned up correctly

so many pictures that your face will hurt from smiling for the cameras by the end of the day

his Instagram story is probably filled with those same pics

if anyone compliments his hair, he WILL offer to braid theirs with flowers for them on the spot

takes you out to a nice dinner before you guys go home

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[meet-me-at-our-place]

DAD SEUNGMIN PLS🥺💕 loved the hyunlix one!!!!

ahhhh thank you thank you for requesting! it's people like you who make it a joy to write! ye ye ye

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🤎🐾 puppy love~ seungmin as a dad

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*~alexa play higher by albert posis~*

🐻you know the feeling when you’re just so in love that your braincells cease up. yeah that's seungmin the pussy drunk guy who was still shocked at the news of the pregnancy like he wasn't the one who knocked you up even though you just had sex two weeks ago

🐻it's the seungmin way to flash the brightest smile even though he is just confused, and that is literally the mood the entire time he is a dad, he mightn't get it sometimes but he'll just go along with it

🐻is somehow the most prepared person in the entire universe even though he pretty much just sits there being himself, don't question it

🐻everything was unexpected, yet he was still so unbelievably stoked to even have a baby with you. he was and still is such a sentimental guy when it comes to his relationship with you and his love and admiration for you and your relationship keeps growing regardless of whether you were pregnant or not

🐻but on that note he thinks you're absolutely glowing these days and seeing you like that makes him the proudest husband or husband to be and he would definitely be the type to make you feel more at home around his family and creating a happy life and vibes for you and your baby

🐻he definitely doesn't see your baby as a pet, that would be terrible but he 100% was the one to keep insisting that he gets to choose their name. it's.... different but in the sweetest way possible so imagine this, meeting seungmin you were absolutely whipped by his wit and intelligence and you knew that dates with him would be memorable and in this case the first 12 dates were so unique and creative in the way that you did the same thing each time

🐻you would receive a text to say the was having a day off and that he wanted to go out, you'd wait for him to meet you on the corner of the dorm rooms and once he was in sight he'd give a cheerful wave and you'd proceed to walk to his favourite park and once you were there you would talk about anything on your mind as he nudged the rocks with his feet until he found a pretty one to give it to you just so you could go and skip it across the water

🐻 which makes sense that he pushed the name beomseok which simply means "pattern of a rock"

🐻repeat after me, seungmin definitely doesn't think your baby is the same species as kkami or berry but seungmin happily passed down his puppy boy role to beomseok and dress him up in cute costumes just to spam his entire list of contacts with photos

🐻everyone will know what beomseok looks like, they could pick him out of a crowd thanks to seungmin's monthly updates

🐻every day is a dream because 9 times out of 10 you are waking up to both of your boys smiling brightly. the boys actually get the harsh version of seungmin if they knew seungmin would become this soft during fatherhood they would have adopted many many kids

🐻his kid pops up everywhere and i mean everywhere : on an ad for diapers, skz-talker, music videos, on stage. home boy has a cute ass kid and he lets the whole world know, home boy also has the contacts to make that happen plus your child is a natural entertainer

🐻father-son baseball games whether that means attending games in matching jerseys or actually playing in the backyard

🐻side note- since he was so excited to actually play baseball with his son he definitely set his expectations too high thinking they immediately knew what to do when the ball was flying towards him aka he has totally thrown the ball at his kids head

🐻everyday you hear a lil wahhhhhhhhh from the kitchen, peak seungmin noises as he does a cute little jog around the house trying to escape your sons needy cuddles

🐻seungmin's energy is 1000% contagious so now you are gifted with not one but two seungmin's

🐻oh my god, this kid has everything that they could ever dream of and though you play a part in getting that to happen seungmin is a huge part of why their room is so cozy and comfortable, the brown and orange fairy-tale autumn tones all year around, the plush bears-he gets all cliché too with having mama, papa and baby teddy bears

🐻he definitely gives off the energy of the dad who walks his kid to school and even though he's rushing to get them there on time he's the one getting distracted by a random squirrel or the bug beomseok found

🐻different idol but this is literally dad seungmin and i'm screaming

🐻lastly, dad seungmin is like a calm family vacation at the beach where you huddle under the jetty building sandcastles, collecting sea shells and swimming until it gets dark, he is gentle, fun, meaningful, entertaining, a sense of strong support but most importantly he is yours

[worth-this-and-more]

What are you most looking forward to in Oathbound?

You seem to be asking everyone so wanted your opinion lmao

-@BrianaKane 💕

[spoilers for legendborn and bloodmarked, read at your own caution ;)]

haha i've got so much i wanna see in oathbound so this probably will be long af

-bree finally manifesting her best version. like ik our king was running here and there for her life but finally she's gonna have some time to train herself and finally control her powers without arthur dicking in or her ancestors warning her at every waking and sleeping moments. and also, the dragonnnn do I need to say anything more??

-ruthless nick. i neeeed to see that side of him, because a reason I did not like him very much in legendborn as a whole was because he was actively suppressing his emotions trynna be the calm kid but he really really needs to rage now. we saw sel's soft side now I wanna see nick's ruthless side.

-we might not get much sel content but please for the love of everything that is holy I need need neeeeed natasia in oathbound or I'm gonna die seriously I need to know her I need her to adopt me and bree and sel and alice and william and everyone because she's totally mommy vibes I mean she's our only hope in this adult world

-alice as the fierce regent or maybe the unofficial regent or unofficial william's squire both work perfectly and will be so cool, and also teamed up with William with her terrific ideas and willpower, she's gonna go crazyyyyy and also I think she and sar might have something start in oathbound?? like idk I just have this feeling but yeah

-did i mention i wanna see the dragon again?? because I wanna see the dragon again and oooh maybe the dragonn is gonna kill the shadow king but let's see haha that might be in the fourth book

-and yeah i need sarah griffiths to takeover the southern chapter demolishing victoria because as William is probably not gonna be here I feel like she's gonna be in charge because obviously everyone kicked out tor. sar and the morgaines would make a terrific group and I'm living for it.

-i wanna see zoelle and eljiah slowly but surely siding with bree because they just seem power hungry demons and bree could give them so much more, like what if they meet valec and then find out that oh you could get these things and deals with humans all at the same place how cool is that?? and if they are shadow king's kids, which doesn't seem much unlikely this old man has a lot of kids scattered around, this forced family of valec, sel, zoelle, eljiah and maybe some more would finally throw up their parental trauma on the shadow king and maybe, just maybe break his ego or bruise his anger whichever works.

-a small part of me believes that a bree vs shadow king battle is probably in the fourth book butttttt a nick vs shadow king, or sel vs shadow king is possible depending on who reaches there first. i do feel like nick would somehow find out that erebus is not erebus by maybe his newly found abilities and knowledge, so maybe nick vs shadow king is inevitable.

-and ohhhh alice vs tor where tor dies please please please please I wanna see that I wanna see alice absolutely destroy that piece of shit yk just pure fury unleashed upon tor. it's gonna be so epic and if it happens in the ogof-y-drraig oooooh even better because that's where tor defied our king officially and that's where she should crumble to dust

-willark content please i need those two idiots falling in love I feel like it's gonna be "he fell first, he fell harder" and lark has already fallen so I want to see William falling in love all over again because pleaseeee I need it tracyyy

-regent cestra either having a redemption arc, there is a slight possibility of that like a cobwed's strand amount of chances but it's there for me personally, or else she should die. bree vs cestra would obviously be amazing but it could also be by the hands of one of the shadowborn or maybe shadow king would kill her too either for the drama or because she figures out that he has bree or something

-dragonnn dragonnn dragonnn dragonnn

now imma just stfu okay bbyeeee (edit: i added the willark point because how on earth did I ever forget it????)

[beemochi-art]

so how did all the couples from your au meet? Was it before or after the war had started?

OOOH YAY!! Be sure that I’ll probably be making some comics/ art based on these scenarios. But it the mean time I hope you like reading.

Oplita (before the war)

So Optimus and Elita met when he was Orion pax. She was from Caminis and was on cybertron for an extended stay. He is the adopted son of a higher up (alpha Tyrion.) it wasn’t long before the two were a couple and Ariel (at the time) made arrangements do to stay on cybertron. Though Orion wasn’t opposed to going to Caminus. But then Orion became a prime. In a short time he was forced to see and do things he didn’t want to. He was both forced and convinced that ghosting her was the best option. “You are a prime now and can’t associate your self with blahhdy blah blah.”

After that he refused to be with anyone else. Despite the senate trying to push it on to him. Twice.

During the war, Optimus met Elita again! He was very excited to rekindle their relationship, Elita however realizing this was Orion pax was pissed. Lucky tho, Elita is forgiving and still deeply loving. Tho she isn’t as talkative to him as she once was. And doesn’t trust him all the way. Optimus tho he doesn’t show it. He clings to her.

Wheeljack and scavenger (during the war)

Scavenger soon joining the autobots was understandably an outcast. He disliked just about everyone equally as much as everyone disliked him. He was assigned to work with Wheeljack in the lab. He kept to him self and mostly only talked to Wheeljack when he had too. Jacky however found him very attractive. He’d frequently give compliments or just stare at him. To Scavenger this turned from weird to annoying. He yell, snap and insult until he excepted this was his life now and it could be way worse. He didn’t humor Wheeljack at all but you have to get some social interaction somehow.

However one day Scavenger started feeling increasingly ill. He knew exactly what was happening to him. (Decepticons are forced to consume something called nuke very frequently to maintain a higher level of strength. Nuke is mixed in with all the energon decepticons consume. It’s a highly addictive substance, since Scavenger was once apart of devastator he had a higher dosage. But that also leads to withdrawals.)

It was getting worse before it would get any better. He didn’t trust other bots especially medics, so to him, thugging it our was the only option. On particularly hard day Scavenger was on his last nerve, he felt like he was going to be sick, pain up his spine and his vision was kinda funny. This day Wheeljack was way more annoying than usual. This of course was because Jacky could tell Scavenger was barely holding it together. Scavenger started to lose his temper. He started yelling at Wheeljack to gtfo, he stumble and fell backwards a little, Jacky put a hand on his back. Up until this point Wheeljack or anyone for that matter dared touched him. His instincts took over and he attacked Wheeljack. The whole ordeal lasted 2 seconds at most. Scavenger was shocked at what he had done to the only person who had ever been nice to him. He picked Jacky up who is still processing what just happened and took him to Ratchet. While Ratchet was fixing up Wheeljack and yelling at Scavenger, Wheeljack wasn’t mad at him, he actually forgave him. Scavenger wasn’t expecting to be forgiven, He was touched. Unfortunately the moment was ruined Scavenger throwing up all over the place, also placing him in the med bay.

Scavenger apologizes to him many times while they both stayed there, especially after the whole ordeal left Wheeljack with a nasty scar under his eye. They got closer and before Scavenger knew it he’s sharing a hab with him. He’ll deny that they are in a relationship when asked tho.

Ironhide and Chromia (before the war)

Ahhh, oldies being in love. ♥️ They both knew each other when they were both very young, Like when they were kids. They both were the same size at some point but Ironhide got wayy bigger then her, Chomia’s frame type was meant to get bigger too but she never did. Which made her kinda mad and something he took advantage of to mess with her. Throughout their lives it became more clear when they both stood in the eyes of Cybertron’s functionalism society. Ironhide was recruited to be the bodyguard to some high profile individuals while Chromia struggled. Ironhide became increasingly more protective of her, the smothering pissed her off a little and sometimes she really didn’t understand why he would act like that. Because to her she was doing just fine. Chop it up to her being dense too but despite the frequent bullying and threats thrown her way she wasn’t struggling.

But one day a group of construction bots acted on their treats. She was having non of it and put up a pretty good fight. Ultimately tho she lost. Chromia was able to make it back to their hab. When Ironhide found her, he was devastated. When she recovered Ironhide suggested they go to the make shift city call Junkton where they could be safe. Se wasn’t sure at first but ultimately agreed. But they’d never get the chance due to the war breaking out.

Kilomegs (during the war)

Megatron had spent the majority of his early leadership role alone. There were those he trusted like soundwave, Nightbird and a couple others who are loyal to him sure. But no one really close. After a brutal battle he got hurt badly. Normally he’d just patch himself up, he was an ex med student after all. But this time he would need actual medical attention, medical care he’d probably need to go under for. Megatron knew that it was the perfect opportunity for someone to kill him easy. Especially because their most talented medic Knockout is close with Starscream.

So he hid it to the best of his ability. Until it seemed like it would heal up enough for a medic to fix it without putting him under. Unfortunately tho he went into another battle with none other than Optimus Prime. This was the day Megatron got to find out Optimus can find weak points almost instantly… the hard way… Optimus drove a blade into Megatron injury. The Decepticons lost that battle and to them Megatron was showing blatant signs of weakness. A couples of Bots (Starscream.) tried their hand at taking him down after. It didn’t work of course but the relentless attacks could not go on. He decided he had to recover somewhere else.

Megatron said he was going to be over seeing a mining operation for an artifact or whatever. Really this was just an energon mining but they didn’t need to know that. Listen to Soundwave ok byyyeeee. At a first glance you could mistake Megatron as being a heavy weight miner. Just by the color and helmet, and also if you are an idiot. But everyone at the base knew who was and didn’t dare ask questions. Except one.

Megatron had them arranged a spot for him and it was by no means ideal, practically a hole in the wall with a tarp covering it. Megatron didn’t care tho, it was almost nostalgic to him. While he’s resting someone just walks right in and makes them self at home.

“Do you mind if I stay in here? I just need a brake for a bit.”

Megatron was shocked. I mean! You’d think they’d tell people not to come in here. He’s pretty sure he said he’d didn’t want to be messed with. But here’s this rando in his space. Megatron didn’t say anything but just stayed in his little corner seething. Telling himself if he felt better he’d make this bot regret being alive.

“Did you hear that someone from the decepticon high command was going to be here? I hope it’s for nothing serious.”

Megatron couldn’t believe this boy was trying to make small talk with him. He just wanted to go to sleep. He considered using the little energy he had left to throw this guy out, maybe it would make him sleep faster.

But out of nowhere Kiloton gives megs the cutest most wholesome smile. I mean he’s kinda cute… They got to hefty flirting talking and soon kilo hearing that he was Megatron, he took off. Out of embarrassment? fear? Who knows. Megatron was surprised to see Kiloton visit the next day. Kiloton and him got to actual talking, Megatron liked hearing about his views an aspirations, plans for after the war. Megatron noticed he was much more docile around this mech, letting him get away with much more than he would any other bot. They were both obviously very interested in each other but Megatron was still not completely trusting of him, being very careful not to spill too much about his feelings and most importantly his weakness.

Megatron started to notice he wasn’t getting any better. At this point he didn’t even want to look at the wound. Megs started feeling really bad and ended up passing out. Kiloton came to visit only to find Megatron on the floor not responding to anything. When Megatron woke up he was surprised to find Kiloton sharing energon from his own frame with Megatron. Kilo told him that he had found the wound and it was infected and he did his best to clean it. This was Megatron’s point of no return, being able to be venerable without them taking advantage of his weakened state meant more to him than he realized.

Once Megatron was healed up enough with Kilotons help, he felt good enough to return to base. But there was no way he was going to let this mech out of his grasp. They have been in contact until Megatron can make arrangements to bring him in the Nemesis.

There is one more relationship that I haven’t introduced yet. 🫣 involves Starscream. Kinda a rare pair. As in I’m pretty sure I’m the only one.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

The Heartbreak Club in the Popstar of Heck! AU consists of four sinners, each of whom don't go by their real names, but their personal, all of whom have a backstory, lore, and even a few original songs that explore their past when they were on Earth! (Which I get to write, poetry don't fail me now-)

You have:

Shadowcat , the bubbly, pastel, and super intelligent kitten sinner, who's wears lots of pastel pinks and purples, who has a Valley Girl accent, and who ignites hope with pop songs and upbeat tunes! Her "backstory" is that she was the smartest cat in school, had the best grades, all A+, and her future seemed bright...! Except she's ostracized, locked in a locker, pushed around and picked on by mean girls... Until she met a tragic fate one day... and is now here in Heck...

Toad, the silly, neon, street smart toad sinner, who wears denim and band tees, speaks in old slang from the 2000s, and can pour his heart out in alternative and emo/punk music! His backstory is he was a toad from the swamp trying to make it in the city, having to steal and run to make ends meet... But he's gonna find the place for him one day, where he's accepted...! Except on a dark, rainy day, he doesn't come home... and then he woke up in Heck...

Spyderbyte (Reader), the creative, outgoing, and obsessive spider (and ucubus!) sinner, who wears dark black tops and shorts and boots, has a Southern drawl, and can blast their emotions on high with rock and roll and musical numbers! Their backstory is they were an itty bitty spider trying to connect their web with others, only to be pushed down and their threads cut by those bigger weavers... They held hope they'd make it, they'd finally connect once high enough...! But then they had the worst night of their life, and after going under... they're in the bright world of Heck...

Gambit is the suave, cunning, and romantic cat/fox sinner (part Sin), who wears fuschia and brown tops and coats, speaks Cajun, and can amplify others emotions by singing country and love songs! His backstory is he was a poor kit living on the streets, until he was adopted by thieves... He always was a master thief, and did what he had to do to complete a mission... But sadly one dark night, he didn't make it back home... and somehow he's now in Heck, living life on the edge with his old friends from back in their past life...

Some of their hits include covers of Earth songs such as "Bye Bye Bye", "Bad Romance", "Count On Me", and a few originals such as (woo, I get to write all these) "A+" and "Ven0m"...

The Heartbreak Club is well-liked by Heck, seeing as they bring new music and ideas, inspiring a kinder mindset and inspiring the kids of Hellborn and demons from all seven rings! So far they don't share their real names or their past on Earth, but everyone wants to find out...

[spyxfamilyanalysis]

FACTS OF SPY x FAMILY! (8): Anya Forger (Part 1/?)

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Spoiler: A long time ago...

Poll: Anya Vs The Garden

Let's talk about our loli girl, the meme princess, ANYA!!

❗️❗️Spoilers warning❗️❗️

Topics relating to Anya are various, so we are gonna talk about general and important things about Anya.

This is the English translation from a Vietnamese video

Source: ANYA FORGER - VẬT THÍ NGHIỆM 007 CỰC nguy hiểm 『SPY x FAMILY』 (Anya Forger - Laboratory experiment 007 SUPER dangerous)

And my English translation isn't always good, forgive me :"))

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Anya is one of the main characters of the anime who was on the podium in SPY x FAMILY. Her cute appearance and adorably hilarious expressions make her the most beloved character in the anime.

The video's image shows Anya with the viral smile as "Chúa tể Meme", means the Meme Goddess :)))

Introduction

As introduced in episode 1, Anya was a "product/lab rat" accidentally from secret scientific experiments of a nameless organization, and she was tagged with No. 007. Despite her past life not being fully revealed, we can sympathetically understand that she had to undergo some hardships as a child.

Through out the time living as "007", she had been treated badly by the scientists of the organization. She couldn't exprience a normal childhood like any of her peers. Anya was not allowed to play, or even participate in any fun activities; instead, she was forced to study hard everyday to master her mind-reading ability for the purpose of, in the scientists' perspective, "humanity peace".

Somehow, she managed to escaped from the organization, and sheltered in different orphanages, with the hope to find someone, a family that will raise her well, and guide her. However, with a girl who has no clear background or identity, truly that is a big obstacle.

Before Loid Forger/Twilight came to the rescue, she had been adopted by 4 families: Williams (British (uh...)), Levski (Russian (?)), Rosché (French (?)), Klier (anime & manga didn't mention...).

Moreover, she had been transfered to 2 different orphanages. For a child who's been returned multiple times, adopters will not like him/her, thinking that they have issues, and won't adopt them. The same applies to Anya, the manager of the orphanage did not like her at all, thinking that she was a weirdo, and wanted her gone as soon as possible.

With a girl who possesses telepathy, Anya understands one's thought, and their human nature better than anyone. With all too many thoughts of everyone in her mind, she can easily feel dizzy, yet all she can do is endure the pain, all for keeping the secret of her abnormality.

Regardless of understanding the situation, she is still a child. She should've been living in a safe environment. Like any kids, she also has a cute personality, loves cute stuffs like any other children, and Anya really likes the character Bondman in Spy Wars.

Thanks to destiny guiding the way, Anya met Loid. She realized that the man standing in front of her is her life-saver, and a spy, which makes her very excited and admires him. With her sneaky cheating :), she made Loid believed that she was a born-genius, and he found the kid that he needs for the mission.

At last, she finally found a home and a real father, but how long Loid needing for Anya lasts will still be unknown.

And now, what's missing for this "perfect" family is the final member, a mother. And then, one more time, destiny had set up for the Forger family to meet Yor Briar, a beautiful lady whose identity is an professional assassin. (seriously, I sometimes misspelled professional -> proffessional :"))

With her telepathy, and probably the habit of Sensing for Drama~, Anya had successfully paired Yor and Loid together, congrats' on finding a mom (That's why I tell ya, Anya is LoidYor shipper :))

3 people, with 3 secrets, and only Anya knows them all.

Appearance

Anya told herself to be 6, but based on her appearance, she's more like a 5 year-old girl because she seems to be quite short compare to her peers.

She has a cute face, with her big, round, green eyes, and her naturally loose, short, pink hair, which even enhances her cuteness~

Wiki: "[...]she wore a simple black dress with a white ribbon at the front, along with white folded-down socks and black shoes. She usually wears this outfit when at home. Anya also wears two black hair ornaments with bright yellow embellishments resembling small horns on the sides of her head. Anya is rarely seen without her hair ornaments, even wearing them to sleep. The only other times where she is shown to not be wearing them were in her past and [...oops, spoilers...]."

"At Eden Academy, Anya wears the standard uniform with white knee-high socks and black Mary Janes. [She carries around a brown schoolbag with a sheep keychain attached (Becky's present): SPOILERS]. During physical education class, Anya ties her hair back with a red headband when wearing the school gym uniform, along with white socks and gym shoes (the same outfit for every students)"

[The 2 images above are from Pinterest & anime]

Personality

*Good behaviour

From my perspective, Anya really seems to be a very carefree girl, she really tries to get along with her peers, well mostly Becky because she is her first and best friend. The other girls in her class doesn't like her because she gets to be close, and the attention to Damian (they're definitely jealous that's all), and we can see very clearly that Damian loves her via his attitude towards her.

Becky, loving romance films, can see through it as clear as daylight that Damian has a crush on Anya, while Anya is actually too innocent to figure that out, she trully only cares about Loid's mission trying to be friends with Damian. But one thing that's true is that Anya and Damian are good friends/classmates.

True for one thing, because of being a child possessing a one-an-only ability, Anya can easily read what people are thinking. For example, she used her ability to read Loid's mind and acted a bit abnormal for her age, which her father finds it pretty weird, or studying defense from her mother Yor (plus the funny omake I posted for a long time)

Nevertheless, because of her ability, she also shuts herself from many people, especially from many orphanages and families. That results in many adults disgusted that she is a weird child and want her gone from their sight. However, when meeting Twilight/Loid, she immediately get interested in him due to his secret identity.

*Bad behaviour???

Finding someone who is the same as her, hiding their true self, with a gut feeling of a child, and her passion for spies, Anya finds all ways to get Loid to adopt her. Idk, what if she can be a spy one day...

But hey, first & second day after being adopted, getting in trouble with some black society is not a good idea (っ- ‸ - ς)

After being adopted, Anya always followed after what Twilight's been doing to become a spy. But every time she tried to sneak out, Twilight always found out. And she did that again and again, with hope seeing things that are like on TV in real life (4k).

But we all know, after the Chapter 1/Episode 1 events, she finally realized the pressure, hardships of being a spy, and ended up stopping messing Twlight's job. (good girl~)

*Childish behaviour :)))

Like any other kids, Anya is very playful and hates studying. She wouldn't study for the entrance exam, partly because she believed that her ability could help her cheat and pass the test. But that doesn't mean that she is a dum-dum. She is actually quite smart when she could spell the long and hard words that she read from Twilight's mind when they were in the orphanage.

She also tried her very best to help him, especially shipping him with Yor to find a mother :)))

The reason she hates studying because when she was still in the lab, the scientists forced her to study continuously and did many illegal researches of her ability.

She never had fun and did the things she loves. Throughout the time, never could she do what normal little girls did. Until she was freed, that is also when she can do whatever she loves, passionately, like playing around, hanging out with her family and friends (mostly Becky), and messing up the kitchen, and Loid being a father, cleaned up :")))

*Understanding Twilight/Loid

When Loid just took his eyes off her for a split second, due to being bored of the being naughty and messing around sometimes, Anya would just find her own joy in her father's room. She "accidentally" found out his intercom, "accidentally" sent messages to the enemies that "Twilight is here, come and get me hihi :)))", and ended up being in danger, almost ruined the plan of the No.1 spy who never failed in a mission.

But luckily, Twilight was too profesional. So the Forgers father and daughter managed to escape with little-to-no injuries, while the black society had to handle the mess because they messed up with the wrong person >:)))

Thanks to that event, Anya also understood more about Twilight/Loid's true person. The reason he became a spy is to make this world an absolute peaceful place, where no children will have to cry for sufferings.

Even though being instructed to the police station by Loid, Anya decided not to run away, and waited outside for him and they all went home together <3

The moment she ran and hugged him in his leg tightly, and said that she wanted to go home with him, that is such an adorable and moivng moment (I actually cried at this scene in the first episode :")))

Right at that moment, she really saw the person whom she wanted to stay besides forever, and she finally found a place that meant "home".

With the hope to stay right next to Loid as long as possible, Anya did her best in her studies, and successfully passed the entrance exam of Eden Academy, with a close score :")

Yet with her mind-reading ability, she could've scored a way better one, right? Supposingly, the reason she didn't score higher probably because her ability only works for a certain area, the further her target is, the harder she can read one's mind. Moreover, if there are too many people in that area, Anya can be overwhelmed.

But with her effort and the power of family-bond, and the memory of revising day-and-night with Loid flashed through her mind, it enlightened her infinite concentration, successfully passed her test!

Other skills

Of course, other than telepathy, Anya does have other skills, and the one we see recently is basic defense skill she learnt from Yor. Despite trying her best to act mature and enduring, but Jinan (Sy-on Boy), because of "someone" acting so rude to her (with iconic smile), when it comes to justice, she punched him, STRIKEEE at him in the FACE!

From that day onwards, she was known as the "big threat" to the academy right on first day at school :")))

Furthermore, it seems that Anya is also a master of deceit :))) Her punch is not only a DIRECT and POWERFUL hit, but also extremely secret, right at the time the headmaster Henry did not notice them. Plus her innocent face (•́⍜•̀) and her accusing that his face accidently "touched" her hands. That's a dirty move Anya :")))

Anya quickly became part of a gallery full of cute memes, with tons of expressions: surprises, cries, smiles, worries and especially the classic "heh" face (gif above heh :))

When remembering Yor's words to "smile" gently won't give you any troubles, well, theoretically, yet her clown face made it look like it was a "rude-and-challenging-Damian-into-a-fight" face :) makes him even angrier. She's really a future comedian :DDD

Conclusion

And that's all we know (for now) about Anya Forger, a very dearing yet "troublesome" in somewhat way, and probably the star of the show.

Anya is actually the bridge connecting the family together, if Loid is busy with his spy missions, Yor is with her assassination business, Anya will always be there by one side distracting the other one, though she can be quite silly, misunderstand and sometimes make things worse :), creating many funny scenes in Spy x Family

Author's words (me lol): Sorry to keep you waiting for this fact post. I did promise you that this would be posted on New Year, yet I didn't reach the deadline :"))))

I didn't have the time to finish tying this because around that time, I travelled home to my city reuniting with my parents and @chinp-mint, and I was lazy typing this (:

I mean, before arriving home, I just finished my first semester exam, then on that afternoon, I packed my suitcase and get going travelling back home with my grandma and uncle (my mom's younger brother). Then we basically threw a 'welcome home' party, and days went by like that :3

I did try to find some freetime continuing typing this post, and I was around 70% done. But I also had my @dandadananalysis post as well, so I finished my posts there first, and I missed New Year :")

But I'm glad that I officially done typing this! btw, Happy (late) New Year 2025! Let this post be my first post for the New Year!

Also, Announcement!!!

I'll take a break from writing/typing fact posts, and returning to writting/typing episode analysis post, which is episode 3! And I know damn well, that a few of you only choose this post, since I didn't work on it yet. But well, it's been a while I posted something from the anime. So I'll do it!

I mean, the latest post about the analysis anime is Episode 2 pt.2.2, and I posted that almost a year ago (Feb 17), so I might continue working on episode 3 now!

And this is it!

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P.s. actually, the week after next week, i'll actually take a Tet holiday break from university/college and travelling home again, and i'll have 3 weeks of resting and self-study, as well as time typing, continuing my post! So stay tuned (?) for more great posts!

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hi again! 👋 hope you don’t mind me coming back with a few more questions about the creator’s assistant au :D

do/did any of the cg, aside from green and purple, know or live with their birth parents? if not, do they remember anything about their parents (or other family members)?

speaking of parents: how’d mango and purple come to meet? and does green have any relation to mango, too, or did mango only adopt purple?

what role does gold play in this au? if he’s alive, what’s his relationship with purple?

any ideas/concepts for any of the dungeons so far? i think you’ve mentioned a sound dungeon and a plant dungeon in your other posts.. what other dungeon(s) do the cg + purple explore? :o

if you could describe each of the cg (+purple) in this au in one word, what would it be? also, i love your designs for everyone! esp how you draw their expressions; who in this au’s the most fun to draw?

i will possibly return with more later, but once more: that’s all for now :D feel free to answer any/all/none of these if you’d like, and have a wonderful rest of your day! *gives cookie*

Hello again! :0

I don't mind at all! Im glad with more questions UvU

You're always free to ask more! :3

1. All of the cg are orphans, and half of them remember their parents. Besides Green and Purple, Blue definitely still remembers hers and she adored them. Red and Yellow barely remember theirs. And... hm, I guess Orange is kind of a different story. Though, can you call him an orphan if Alan, his Avatar, is his guardian?

2. Well fhbfkf this is still something Im trying to figure out too. I will say, Mango only adopts Purple, and Green never gets to meet Mango at all. Here's how it kind of goes:

A tragedy occurs within the Heath family and Purple and Green sadly get separated. Purple is left behind at the slums with their parents. The two never see each other again (at least for a decade). Some time after this, the slums get burned down, but Purple was outside of the slums and he was barred from getting back inside. You can guess what happened to their parents...

Purple, being a coder and now a fresh orphan, is at risk of getting captured and becoming a slave.

For some reason somehow, Mango visits this kingdom. I do not know what for, or how yet, but he eventually finds Purple and takes him in. Mayhaps, he noticed Purp was one of the few coders in this kingdom? Nevertheless, he knows the kid was at risk for slavery. He certainly does not want that to happen to his fellow coders, especially the kids.

3. Sadly, Gold isn't alive in this AU. But! He serves as the reason Mango does what he does. If he were alive, Mango probably wouldn't be the chancellor of the prestigious coder school he founded, nor I guess, the ruler of his nation of coders. You could say his nation's the safe haven for coders, in the same way Acadia's kingdom's the safe haven for slaves from all backgrounds.

4. For now, the sound and plant dungeons are the main dungeons I have in the AU

I do want to add more, but due to the current concept of dungeons being tests to determine a potential ruler's candidate, which is more serious than a typical dungeon that isn't raised by an Assistant, it's kind of hard to really be flexible with them. I mean! The dungeons themselves, I like to imagine the environments inside them are unique depending on the Avatar that rules over them. The Avatars make their own rules for each of their own domains. But the rules surrounding dungeons are.... Uh

Okay. I'll be rambling- forgive me fjbskfbdk

It's a system.

First, the Assistants raise the dungeons. Then there would be people either chosen by the Assistants or simply ambitious enough who enter them with the goal of clearing the dungeon.

Avatars are beings that rule the dungeons. They oversee these people, and make them go through their handcrafted trial rooms. They are the reason dungeons in this world are known to be holes of death.

Whoever clears their dungeon will not only get you riches, but also the title of Ruler's Candidate and the power of the Dungeon Master themselves. The Avatar would usually choose whatever metal object on the Candidate's person, and make it their vessel. From then on, the Avatar will stay by their Candidate's side, allowing them to use their powers 'til the Candidate's death. They also serve as the main indicator the Candidate is, well, a Ruler's Candidate, who has captured a dungeon.

When a Candidate dies, the Avatar will then leave their vessel, and wait until an Assistant raises their dungeon once again. And that process starts all over.

A Candidate can have more than one Avatar vessel, meaning yes- they are allowed to conquer more dungeons- but to even achieve your 2nd Avatar, you'd need to be skilled with your first. Because Im pretty sure that an Avatar can sense a Candidate and their vessel, which would for sure push them to make trials hell.

.....That said, I just have no ideas beyond the sound and plant dungeons. The cg will absolutely die if they're not careful in these dungeons.

They're pretty important, for me personally. If the cg entered other dungeons, then they probably wouldn't be the kind of dungeons the Assistants raise. Though this is just a recent idea- so I need to think about this more. I do lean more to the idea of dungeons under the Candidate system being the only type of dungeon in this world. The world is magical enough outside of them I think.

The sound dungeon is the first dungeon introduced, in the same arc Orange, Green, and Red are introduced. The whole cg haven't met yet.

I don't have art of the Avatars yet so just have these. The notes are a lil old and some of these will most likely change, but the sound dungeon is ruled by Melodaize, the Sound Avatar.

The plant dungeon is the second dungeon introduced, but this time all of the cg are together (minus Purple, he's not really part of the cg's adventures). It is ruled by Bay Lauvar.

Avatars do in fact have minds of their own. Though they do follow the same system the Assistants follow to ensure a Ruler's Candidate, it doesn't mean they can't. . well. Be assholes, lmao. Think of Bay Lauvar like Dark in this AU. Maliciously compliant to the system.

Because Avatars have minds of their own, they have the ability to choose their vessel. Usually they would choose who they deem worthy for the Candidate title. In Bay's case, even though Green has an Avatar and is already a Candidate, they would choose Blue as their vessel, making her a Ruler's Candidate. Mostly because Green is in fact not skilled with his Avatar, and also Bay dislikes him- actually dislikes the whole cg, except for Orange and Blue.

Honestly, so much happens in the plant dungeon! But I only got stray moments in mind fjtkhkg-

The cg nearly die here. They were not ready to tackle another dungeon, but Bay isn't at complete fault for the cg nearly dying.....I guess, mostly at fault for Blue losing her legs- but they're not at fault for Green falling into a coma.

I do have a few thoughts for other dungeons- but they would be dungeons Chosen led his Candidate Freedom Guy Acadia in, when they were still around.

Anyway.

Sorry for rambling- hope this answers the question xbhfifbfj

5. That sounds fun :0 Hmmm

Orange: Innocent, perhaps? And I guess he comes off really naive and ignorant, to an extent. Green unfortunately has to deal with it, just like the unwilling big brother he is.

Green: Sly. He's greedy, and deceitful. Though pretty approachable for personal gain. I mean. Why else would he keep Orange around at first? But well, in Orange's view, he knows he cares about him more than that at least.

Red: Spontaneous. I find him very driven by emotions, and while I do think he may be impulsive at times due to them, it's not like he doesn't think about what he does often.

Blue: Sweetheart. Listen. She seems mom friend to me. She's very kind and compassionate and huggable.

Yellow: Cowardly. It's not like she's shy or a nervous wreck or anything. Rather, she's weak willed. She isn't very confident in herself either.

Purple: Prideful. He's kind of a tiny bit of an asshole and certainly confident in himself. I also think somehow he's doing better than the rest of the cg mental health-wise funnily enough. Not completely, but still lmao

And thank you! Im so glad you like them! ;0;

Hmm, overall, I guess Chosen? He's just very simple for me to draw, and I like drawing his hair. Within the cg, I find lil Orange fun to draw too! His curly hair's a tiny bit of a struggle- though thankfully not as much as when I first drew Green's hair- but still, fun! Wavy curly swoopies my beloved

Thank you for all the questions! And the cookie ;v;

I hope you have a wonderful day too! 💕

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Keeping up with the Camerons

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Keeping up with the Camerons

Episode 1 - Kildare Royalty - Part 2

Episode transcript (/ means cut scene, bold italics means narrator, bold means host)

Word Count: 2.5K

Part 1 Here

"Ward, tell the audience a little about yourself."

"Okay. Um, I'm Ward Cameron, I'm fifty-six, and I own a business called Cameron Developments; but I mostly stay at home and just file the paper work, make sure everyone's doing their jobs properly! I have three beautiful children, and two amazing adopted children. I have a perfect wife who has taken in my children as her own since she's joined our family. Annnnd.. I think that's it haha."

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"I'm Rafe Cameron, I'm nineteen. I play golf, and ride a motorcycle, any of you pretty girls want a ride, hit me up.." He winks at the camera, obviously not meaning what Ryan or any of the camermen understood. Ryan looked at him as if expecting more so Rafe huffed and pulled something up on the spot, "I have four close friends, two sisters, a dad and a step mum. Don't think there's much else to be said." Rafe's expectations for the show were slowing drifting away as he began to grow irritated at the lack of interesting questions.

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"Umm, I'm Wheezie Cameron! I'm thirteen, I have an older sister and an older brother. I like to write, and make bracelets with Sarah. And I also like to have girls nights with her, Rose and Rafe's friend, Bella. We bake and watch movies and stuff, it's really fun!"

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"Imm, Sarah, l'm sixteen, I have a boyfriend called Topper. I like to go to the beach and go out with my friends. I think that's it." The lack of preparation made it hard for her to think of anything other than the bare minimum, making her answer seem almost fake. She puts on a false smile to try and cover the awkwardness.

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"Well, I'm Rose Cameron. Im a stay at home mum. I help Ward with his business and I also run a real estate agency!" She pulls a smile, the interview finally being about something she loves, her. Somehow another glass of wine has made its way into her hand as the breeze from the now open doors blows her hair around in a rather attractive manner; complimenting her now, extroverted composure.

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"Ward. What would you say is your favourite part about this family?"

"God, only one? Uhh.. Well. I think I'd have to say, how different we all are. The kids aren't the closest but it means we always have something to talk about. Rafe always telling us about his friends' drama, Sarah always coming up with crazy stories and Wheezie talking about her new hobbies. Aswell as the additional arguments between Callum and Bella; it always makes for a very interesting dinner. The family talks are definitely my favourite I'd say!"

"And.. who would you say you're the closest to?"

"Definitely my angel, Sarah. Bella comes a close second. I just spent the most time with Sarah growing up so we have the most in common. And Bella's just a sweetheart to be around. Always making me smile."

"So Bella is a big part of your life then?"

"Yeah l'd say so. I raised her, taught her everything she needs to know, and now she walks around as one of my own. She's here almost everyday, and she's always up for anything. I love her."

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"Rafe, Ward mentioned that Bella and Callum are your closest friends. Could you go into that? How did you meet?"

Rate's smile reappears at the mention of them.

Him now suddenly re-interested in the conversation; sitting back more comfortably as he finally wants to get deep into something, a gentle grin replaces his previous glare. "Well, yeah he's right. Bella's probably closer to me but I grew up with them both. Them, aswell as Topper and Kelce, are my only real friends. We're always together. There's really not a moment when we're ever doing anything alone. I met them all when I was a kid; Topper and Kelce I met through our parents. And Bella and Callum moved in with us like ten years ago?" He takes a moment to look over at Ward who was sat just out the shot. He gives him a quick nod to confirm his words before Rafe turns back to the camera. A proud grin now spread across his cheeks. "Yeah. Ten years ago! They all met each other through me and vice versa. Then ever since we've just kinda been inseparable. All of us."

"You spoke about Bella and Callum moving in correct?"

"Yes, well, they moved back out a few years ago. I would tell you they got kicked out but Wards watching so.." Rafe lowers his voice as he leans forward onto his legs again, causing suspicion amongst Ward's face. "But yeah they moved back home but basically still live here anyways with how much they're always over." He chuckles trying to push the previous sentence away, with full intention to speak on it later when Ward isn't around to hear.

Ward stayed in the room to 'supervise’. Survey Rafe's interview to make sure he doesn't say anything too private or out of line on the first episode.

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"You have to be careful with Rafe." Ward explains, now moved outside. The sun almost completely covered by the sea edge and the wind had picked up since the last shot of him, made evident in the way he let his hair follow the winds lead. "He doesn't think before he speaks. But he also doesn't care for others feelings that much, he likes to speak his mind. So yeah I had to stick around for his interview to make sure he doesn't talk about anything unnecessary or out of pocket. He tends to do it quite a lot with all of us and it does cause some tension. It's one of the reasons why we like having Bella and Cal' around, because they seem to occupy his mind and also take over the cause of disagreement."

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"A boyfriend? May I ask, is this the same Topper, Rafe is friends with?"

"Yes it is! Well I mean, me and Topper met first, in Middle School, and so Rafe became close with him because of me. So if anything, he has me to thank." She smiles smugly at the camera, tilting her head slightly to rub it in Rafe's face.

"How is it going between you two, may l ask? Still going strong?"

Those words manage to pull out a genuine smile, her face lighting up at the mention of her boyfriend, causing less tension between her and the camera. She readjusts herself on the couch, patting down her dress as it began to rise. "He's so sweet. I don't see how there could be any issues between us. Were more than perfect if that's even possible," She lets out a small breathy laugh at her own words, the smitten look written all over her face; her cheeks blushed and eyes glistening. "I see him almost everyday because he's friends with Rafe anyways so it's like a win-win for all of us really! And Ward loves him so that's a bonus."

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"That's sweet, it's nice to hear you're all very close!"

"Yeah well I mean, I'm close with them all. But Sarah and Bella fell out a few years back and Rose doesn't particularly like her very much so it can be awkward sometimes. But they all do it for me so they just remember that and then it's all okay!"

"I knew Bella was a friend of Rafe's. Is she a good friend of yours too then?"

"Mmmmhm.. Best friend actually! Hm.." Wheezie giggles to herself as she pulls herself closer to the camera, "I actually think they like each other.. She denies it but even Topper and Kelce agreed theres something going on.." she sits back. "I guess we'll all find out together after this comes out wont we." She giggles again as her shoulders rise with her smile.

"I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that." Ryan gives Wheezie a wink as he lowers his voice, causing a small laugh to fall from her

He sits back crossing his legs, "Wheezie what do you do on a girls night then?"

"Um, well normally it's the full day. If so then we'd go out shopping or go on the boat or something. Then we'd come home and even bake or make pizzas and then eat it whilst watching a movie. We sometimes paint our nails and stuff too. Oh! And also Sarah and Bella share all the boy gossip. We try to get Rose to but she thinks it's weird seeing as Wards our dad but I don't get why?"

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"Rose, earlier, Wheezie mentioned that you don't particularly like Bella that much? Could you tell us why?"

She shows us a tight smile, her eyes falling at the mention of Bella's name. Rose sighs heavily as she leans back against the couch crossing her arms like a toddler. "Because why should I? She stole Rafe from us, she takes up all Wards time, her and her brother are always here invading our space. Theres no reason to like her! It's a stupid question." The change in tone made Ryan almost uncomfortable as he begins to break into a sweat. A man angry is scary, but a mother angry is worse. And Rose herself is one scary woman.

“Right um.. Do you not think that maybe she's just trying to be nice? She makes Rafe and Wheezie very happy do you see that?"

"What is this? An interview about me or her?"

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"Well Ward unless there's anything else you'd like to talk about I think that's it!"

"Oh great! I think I'm all good, did you want to start on the tour?"

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"Rafe, Ward also brought up how Bella is a special part of his life. Does that apply to you too?"

Rate lets out a small breathy laugh at the question, not understanding why he was getting so personal all of a sudden. "I mean yeah obviously but-"

His attention is taken as his focus moves to behind Ryan, the glass doors open and a small figure pops a head through. "Umm sorry.. is it a bad time?"

Ryan opens his mouth to answer but before he could, Rafe had already made his way over, a camera following to capture the moment. "Of course not! Whats wrong?"

"Oh um.. I was just going to ask for the key to the refrigerator on the boat? We can't get in." A quiet giggle leaves the girls lips as Rafes curl into a helpless smile.

"Don't be stupid Bells. Just gotta ask! Don't gotta be so nervous. The cameras are just cameras.." His hand grazes her own as he reassures her; he turns around to go over to the kitchen.

Bella's gaze follows the camera, a smile tugging at her soft lips. She lifts her hand and gives the camera a wave. "Hi!"

"Bella correct?"

"Umm.." She was caught off guard by the sudden statement. She steps closer to get a better view of him. "Correct! But how do you-"

"Rafe and Ward have both mentioned you once or twice. It's nice to meet you!"

She smiles once again, this time her cheeks blushing along. "It's nice to meet you too! What've they said may I ask?" She laughs nervously as she takes a seat on the couch opposite the large-framed man, tugging at her crop top slightly so she wasn't flashing anyone by accident.

"Oh you came to join hm?" Rafe places himself next to her, his arm effortlessly falling around her neck.

She giggles as her eyes take his, "Nope! Just wondering what you've said about me that's all." Her smile doesn't fade as he raises an eyebrow, his head turns to Ryan as he squints his eyes slightly, trying to pick up on if he's told her or not.

"I haven't said anything?"

"Mmmhm sure." The amusement not leaving her face as he looks back at her. A grin creeping onto his lips, "Excuse me? You gonna be quiet or you gonna leave? Your choice."

Her jaw drops jokingly as if he just offended her; she turns to face Ryan, the same intentional stare Rafe wore an hour previous.

"Is he behaving? He's not being rude to you is he?"

"Right! What's that supposed to mean then?"

She giggles but doesn't take her eyes off of Ryan, "Yes I'd say so." He chuckles at her enthusiasm and pure genuineness to her question, "He was just about to tell me if you-”

"Lalalalalala." Rafe quickly interrupts shoving his hands over Bella's ears as he guides her to the door. "He doesn't know what he's saying. I'm done with the interview!"

She rips his hands from her ears, her mouth agape as her eyes frown, "What were you about to tell him?" She tilts her head slightly.

"I don't know what you're on about! I think you should go before Callum beats my ass for taking up your time."

"Rafe we aren't done!"

"Yes we are!"

"Rafe?? Go finish the interview, you were looking forward to it!" She pushes him lightly in the chest, gesturing for him to go sit back down.

He rolls his eyes but obliges nonetheless. She giggles once more, poking her head round to Ryan and smiling again, "Behave!" She points a finger to Rafe before a realisation hits her face, "Oh! And thank you for the key!" She shakes the keychain towards him as if he didn't know what a key was before waving goodbye to the cameras and Ward, and leaving, skipping down to the boat.

"Well she's a sweetheart, wouldn't you say Rafe?"

Rafe's brow furrows, knowing what he's implying.

Ryan doesn't let up as he gets straight to the point, "Do you like her?"

"Yeah l'd say she has a special place in my heart like Ward! Now can I go? Thank you!" He changed the subject before unhesitatingly jumping off the couch and headed straight outside; avoiding the whole question.

Ryan and Ward both let out a heavy laugh as Ward walks into frame, "I'm telling you right now, he doesn't get nervous like that. I'll leave it at that." He grins before heading off to do his own thing, leaving Ryan with the open-ended answers of does he or doesn't he? He smiles to himself before finding Wheezie.

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[zorlok-if]

if the zorlok cast were bg3 characters, what would they be and what kind of decisions would they make?

I'm assuming you mean who they would be in BG3 and not what kind of characters they would play. Also, hmm, don't want to give away spoilers here, so if you look below the cut you can see what I think they'd be up to (just beware of spoilers).

Tommy: Human, Level 9 Warlock (Fiend + Chain) / Level 3 Bard (Valour)

Dev: Wood Elf, Level 11 Rogue (Thief) / Level 1 Warlock (Archfey)

EJ: Human, Level 12 Sorcerer (Wild Magic)

Adam/Eve: High Elf, Level 7 Cleric (War) / Level 5 Paladin (Vengeance)

Lucía: Half-Elf (Wood), Level 7 Ranger (Gloomstalker) / Level 5 Rogue (Assassin)

Ciel: Lightfoot Halfling, Level 6 Barbarian (Wildheart) / Level 6 Druid (Moon)

Danny: Drow (Seldarine), Level 9 Paladin (Oathbreaker) / Level 3 Warlock (Fiend + Blade)

The Celestial: Aasimar Forest Gnome, Level 10 Wizard (Transmutation) / Level 2 Cleric (Knowledge)

Rose: Human, Level 12 Bard (Lore)

[Beware of Spoilers Below!]

Tommy

Not romancing anyone (obviously, he's 15)

Best friends with Wyll, Karlach, and Gale. Shadowheart is too cool for him, he's way too intimidated by her. Lets Astarion do whatever the hell he wants. Lae'zel scares the shit out of him. Adopted by Halsin the moment he meets him.

Just wants to hang out with the cool tiefling kids

Very easily persuaded by Raphael. Wyll and Karlach are constantly trying to talk some sense into him.

Aylin is the coolest person he's ever met

Sobbing his way through the horrors of Faerûn—I can see him in a little crumple at Withers feet, blowing his nose on Withers' decaying robes as bone daddy breaks the fourth wall and stares into the camera miserably

Eventually hardens into a truly terrifying force to be reckoned with (Karlach is very proud)

Tommy has two hands, one for Scratch and one for the owlbear

Dev

Romancing non-Ascended Astarion and fucking Halsin occasionally, Lae'zel and Shadowheart are xyr besties (xe forces them to get along), Gale amuses the hell out of xem, Wyll and Dev are constantly trying to one up each other's stories

It's either Ethel or Volo, whoever xe comes across first, but that eye's out of xyr head comically fast

Just wants to talk shit with Withers all day, hates that he never has much to say to xem

Wants to kick the shit out of Rolan but keeps saving his life somehow

Always covered in blood. Like it doesn't make sense half the time. How did that much blood splatter on xem? Why is it still on xem?

EJ

Absolutely head over heels in love with Gale, friends with and trying to fix everyone, Astarion terrifies them but they won't give up on him, they know there's a good person hiding beneath that veneer

Panicked and accidentally yeeted a gnome

Tried a tadpole once, wasn't for them

Holding Gale's hand and squinting through every dark space

Sleeps cuddling the owlbear and is always covered in feathers

Adam/Eve

In a relationship with Lae'zel, didn't get along at first but Laez grew to respect A/E and A/E was charmed by Lae'zel's... strengths. Shadowheart is their sister, hates it when the girls are fighting. Friends with Gale and Karlach. Doesn't trust Wyll fully. Never let Astarion join them. Immediately enamored with Halsin but Lae'zel is... stronger.

Normally out of spell slots cause they're terrified of long resting

Loves potions and alchemy, will stop every 30 meters to pick yet another sprig of balsam

Doesn't make deals with villainous beings. Doesn't trust any voices in their head. Doesn't respect any gods they come across.

Loviatar loves them

Lucía

In a relationship with Karlach, best friends with her and Wyll, had a crush on Shadowheart before meeting Karlach, never liked/trusted Astarion and staked him the minute he tried to put his fangs on her throat, Jaheira is her idol, probably left Lae'zel to die (cause she didn't want to upset Shadowheart)

Speaks to every single animal, picks every single lock, looks in every single barrel, fails almost every charisma check

Scratch is always by her side

Will go to Hell for her besties 😉🥲

Ciel

Dating Shadowheart, really close with Astarion and Minthara... But, seriously, they have a big redemption arc. They grow and change alongside Shadowheart, both goth edgelords are completely changed by the end

Starts the game eating every tadpole (like the Guardian barely has to suggest the idea, it's already in their mouth) but goes one step too far and suddenly becomes terrified of what it means to be monstrous(/illithid)

Diplomacy? Ha. Sorry, that's not for them. They only like talking to animals and corpses.

Loves permanently seeing invisibility...

A loot goblin, their high strength score is great for fighting and jumping and shit, but mostly for the increased carrying capacity

Mol is their idol

Danny

I'm honestly not sure who they'd be in a relationship with, I think they'd be close with everyone but I don't think they'd be in a headspace for anything more than friendship over the course of the game, maybe after the fact they'd grow closer with Shadowheart but that would just be my headcanon, they wouldn't romance anyone (no matter how much Withers mocks them for it)

They are doing everything they think is right in the moment, though they'd regret rash actions later

They empathize greatly with the undead and hate people like Balthazar who twist them to their will

No one threatens a child in their presence. Well, no one who's still alive.

They cannot pretend to be under the Absolute's thumb, they are going in swinging every time, no chance for diplomacy or manipulation

They pick up a teddy bear early on and it never leaves their inventory

The Celestial

In a physical relationship with Halsin, slept with Astarion but now they're just very good friends, sees Karlach, Wyll, and Shadowheart as eir children, loves and is very intrigued by Lae'zel, doesn't like Gale at all (cannot and will not trust a wizard like him)

Always has the Disguise Self spell going, and it's always a different disguise

Eir traveler's chest is filled with the weirdest collection of random shit you've ever seen: noble portraits, rotten eggs, gold chalices, a couple goblin corpses, poutine, 30 mindflayer tadpoles, etc.

Chats with every corpse, even the ones ey killed

Lorroakan can (and does) eat shit

Despises everything about Orin, zero redeemable qualities—even her shapeshifting, eugh, it's so... crude, no grace or skill

The moment the Celestial learns Otto's Irresistible Dance is the last moment Faerûn knows peace

Rose

In a passionate romance with Wyll but he's very good friends with everyone (they are all his children)

Does everything within his power to avoid violence. Will charm, sing, and sneak his way across Faerûn

Adopts every child and animal he comes across

The hardest thing he has to do is tell people to stay in camp. Why can't everyone always be in his party? They all make him feel so bad...

Always taking long rests (doesn't want people being tired or hurt) and spends an hour cooking a delightful meal with Gale every night

[benedicite-stellas]

sometimes i feel like i put hyo through too much because what do you mean you were in a codependent toxic yuri friendship/friend group in elementary to middle school while also being part of a young gang and then quitting that gang freshmen year only to get a call from your codependent toxic yuri friend that they killed someone and that you were the only person they could call then you figured out in that moment that you can empathize with victims of murder and your friend let you call the cops on them so then you were responsible for putting them in prison and THEN you got psychological checkups with each checkup getting worse and worse to the point where you have severe medical trauma where your parents made a whole case against the hospital for it only for it to get covered up + given hush money after all of that to move to a whole new country with little to no english known.

and then somehow it gets slightly better but you still had bad coping mechanisms, you somehow graduate high school and go to college only to become a body guard for rich people and this rich ass kid you need to protect needs to go to japan where you meet a kid who reminds you too much of yourself so you end up adopting him and coming back to the states with him and end up getting work with the BAU only to have a severely traumatizing case that made you quit for your own mental sanity till you get roped back into it with a guy who can empathize with killers so every time you work on a case with him, it’s always him that’s the one killing you and it feels too right to be wrong but too wrong to be right and his fuckass psychiatrist that you hate won’t hop off your dick despite you telling everyone that you do not want therapy and that pyschiatrist with everyone else around you is making things worse so you decided that you’re out of the game to focus on your son till that guy who empathizes with killers and his fuckass psychiatrist throws you back into their toxic yaoi with no way out. oh yeah and that rich ass kid who became one of your best friends actually was in love with you and is a serial killer who wanted to make you art but was too conflicted so he becomes a whole case you have to deal with too.

[manofmanymons]

imagine a digimon survive influencer/streamer au

I have a feeling Takuma and Saki would be great influencers as adults

would that really need to be an au I mean they are teenagers in 2020 XD

Minoru would have too much online presence. He has an action figure review channel. He posts pictures of himself with cool plants and freaky bugs and animals. He's a streamer. He makes comedy skits on <insert social media that's hip with the kids now>.

Saki lowkey being the Eiji Oji (twewy character) of their universe like she says a place is good and now everyone is going there.

What does Takuma do? Is he just like Hasan Piker (real person) or something lafdjakj

or idk if it was like full full au like the kemonogami thing never happened and they're just like people who meet first online through collabs and stuff

no idea how their different interests would lead them to each other but it'd be funny

well I mean obviously the kids from the same schools know each other and the literal siblings know each other but you know what I mea--

WAIT

I said siblings meaning Miu and Kaito at first but now I just

Professor Akiharu Minase somehow having an online presence and befriending everyone even in an au is so funny to me. Squad dad that everyone lovingly calls Gramps XD

What would that even make Miyuki would she like still be a kid and just be like an adopted daughter or something or would she just also be old lakfdja au with old lady Miyuki XD

Kaito is just Miu's overly aggressive mod that everyone has interacted with, but no one knows what he looks or sounds like. He simply An Entity to them for the longest time before they all start getting closer.

Kinda love the idea of some of them interacting irl without knowing it's the others because not all of them use their real faces and names. Like Shuuji and Aoi being friends online but also going to the same high school (randomly inserting personal hc that Aoi would go to Shuuji's high school after junior high since they're both honor students lmao) and maybe even being in a club together and just NOT connecting the dots. God them talking about each other TO each other would be hysterical.

What would they even do? Study tip instagram? Baking tutorial youtube channel? Cursed ASMR channel? Booktok????Are they both secretly gamers outside of school?

Or Minoru dragging Takuma to this weird middle of nowhere town that he heard about with a cool shrine that he wants to check out for a video. Just,,,them running into Miu and Kaito ("hey you're locals, right? Could you show us where the shrine is?") and the siblings recognize them bc they do totally post pics of themselves but they do not recognize the siblings whose faces they've never seen. Just casually being impromptu tour guides to the online besties and being too awkward to admit they know them.

Ryo somehow always ends up at the grocery store or the post office or doctor or whatever at the exact same time as Saki or Minoru and eventually they start to recognize him NOT as the guy they play <insert online multiplayer game that is hip with the kids these days. is it still fortnite? do the kids play league anymore? maple story?????> with but as the guy who keeps staring at them like he's seen a ghost when they're at the grocery store or the post office or doctor or whatever.

It'll be so funny when they eventually all finally arrange to meet in person. A lot of "ooooooh" and "YOU?!?!?!"

[harmonyckrs]

Act 4, Scene 4 of Twisted Veronaville: The Disappearance of Mercutio Monty

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Tank: Ripp.

Ripp: Oh, you again. What are you going to do now, huh?

Tank: I just wanted to congratulate you. You've won.

Ripp: What, is Tybalt awake?

Tank: No. The Knights of Order don't even care anymore. Sana and Hamza keep going off with their girlfriends and Zoya left town to save one of her friends.

Ripp: That just means they gave up.

Tank: I guess so...but I think I understand where you're coming from now.

Ripp: (This was a weird conversation, but at least we won't have to worry about the Knights of Order anymore.)

Aktu: Oh, wow!

Aktu: Kent wrote me a love poem! That's so sweet of him!

Tank: ...The more I think about it, how did anyone fall for the "the people living with you are your aunt and uncle" thing? Neither of the two look anything like either of us.

Ripp: I'm assuming they thought I was adopted. After all, Puck is, too. It's not news to them.

Tank: Who's Puck?

Ripp: The redhead with the face paint?...he's pretty hard to miss. Have you not talked to anyone here?

Tank: No? What's the point? They're all going to die anyway.

Ripp: No wonder you failed your mission...come on. I'm introducing you to hi-

Ripp: (Oh, it's Kent! I haven't seen him since we stole Tybalt's body from the crypt. I wonder if we should tell him...)

Kent: Hey, Aktu? Are you busy?

Aktu: Nope! Just woke up, actually. Why?

Kent: I want to talk to you about something, in private.

Ripp: (Shoot! This isn't about Tybalt, is it?)

Aktu: Yeah, sure! Let's go inside.

Ripp: (Kent hasn't noticed me yet. I should probably go before he notices me and starts asking questions. I'll let Aktu deal with this himself.)

Ripp: Come on, Tank, let's go. We're going to go meet Puck.

Puck: (The tension at home is almost as bad as the tension at school. I wonder how Tybalt would feel, seeing all of this-)

*DING DONG*

Bottom: I'll get it!...Puck! It's your new emo friend! And there's like some guy with green slop on his face!

Tank: It's face paint!

Bottom: That's some really garbage face paint, then!

Puck: Bottom, don't say that!...and hi, Ripp. Who's the other guy?

Ripp: This is my brother. He's living with my...other aunt. Wanted to introduce him to everyone.

Puck: (Weird time for an introduction). Well, hi! It's nice to meet you.

Tank: Why are your ears shaped like that?

Puck: Excuse me? What's wrong with my ears?

Tank: They're pointy? You're not secretly an alien or anything, right?

Puck: Why don't we just...go inside?

(one long and slightly racist monologue about aliens later)

Tank: ...aliens have the ability to mind control other people and impregnate men, so we have to make sure they get eliminated as soon as possible.

Puck: That's great, um...what was your name?

Tank: Tank.

Puck: Right. Well, my godfather got abducted a while ago, and his boyfriend also got abducted and had kids over it. Both of them were fine, from what I heard.

Tank: You don't think they could've been switched out?

Puck: I mean...now that you think about it-

Ripp: Puck, don't believe a word he says. I've literally met actual aliens and they were super chill. He's just racist.

Tank: I'm not! You don't realize exactly how much danger you've been putting yourself in! They were probably just waiting for the perfect time to strike.

Puck: I can see why you two live in different houses...

While Tank and Ripp were with the Summerdreams, Romeo paid me a visit at the silo near Monty Ranch.

Romeo: Viola.

Viola: Hm? How exactly did you find me here?

Romeo: Well, the silo is a quiet place that nobody ever goes to, and I know you're not reckless enough to stay in the area where the Capps are.

Viola: Fair point. So, what's going on?

Romeo: Mercutio sort of, um, disappeared...

Viola: (HE RAN AWAY?) Why are you saying that like you were responsible?

Romeo: I guess I kind of feel like I am? He's only acting like this because I dated Juliette, which somehow lead to him getting it on with Tybalt for some reason.

Viola: You're not that powerful. It's not like you brought them

Romeo: But...there was someone who did.

Viola: What are you implying here?

Romeo: That new kid, Ripp! He's the one who's responsible for Mercutio's disappearance, with those parties and group hangouts that he never invited me too!

Viola: No, I don't think that's right eith-

Romeo: I'LL END HIM! AND AVENGE MERCUTIO!

Viola: (goddammit.)

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[allpossibilitiesold]

plots please for either isha, jinx, or mel!

i'll be annoying and do you one better and do some little ideas for all 3 !

for mel:

arc where to explore the earlier phases of their relationship including the conversations around the council, and the guidance there. i just feel like we pissed a lot there and that might explain more of the hostility in s2 when he gets back from hell au since he went from 0 to 100 real quick. so there must be things he's been thinking and RETHINKING on a loop while he was just rotting in that pit.

au where instead of nominating jayce to the council, mel just continues to invest in hextech. so the dynamic just changes slightly because they're never really at that closer to equal footing and jayce continues to be more focused on his work rather than the politics of it all.

something dumb like a college au where they're in a political science class and jayce, who can get an A in astrophysics, can't seem to understand 90% of the class so he either tries to schmooze mel or he begs her to tutor him and offers whatever he wants

au where jayce somehow survives / ends up transported somewhere else and they end up meeting again. very vague but also fun. bonus points if they almost don't recognize each other and it's 5+ years in the future for her, but he's just appearing as if his death just happened. for fun.

for isha:

au where she's one of the kids in the shimmer factory and before he leaves they have some kind of interaction that gets him to either continue to come back to see her and try to help her / convince her to come w/ him etc because she's alone (pre her meeting jinx obvi).

a fun lil au where she doesn't die ✨ and they interact in some just weird little situation as everyone is like we need to keep her out of the literal war??

i think it would be funny ... if he was in the undercity for whatever reason, and she tried to pickpocket him or something. embarrass him like ekko did thank you.

maybe something like a weird little full circle / loop kinda thing where she ends up running with some teenagers that are going to go rob someone in piltover (think first ep of arcane), and it's really full circle ....... because it's again jayce's apartment. or they mean to rob one, but isha somehow ends up in his. he catches them, everyone runs, isha ends up left behind because they sneak out or she just isn't quite quick enough. instead of turning her in he offers her either money, or stuff to sell, etc. and ultimately build a form of dynamic where either a classic basic adoption kinda thing or just like. a safe place if she's ever scared. honestly. it would be kinda fun and also funny if it ended up just being one of her safe spaces in general and so she still ends up latching onto jinx and then something happens and they need to hide out somewhere and isha brings them to his apartment because she finds it safe.

for jinx:

something along that last bullet point for isha where they end up meeting in that context. just something a little silly and fun.

in the au we discussed about jayce working with silco and then jinx being brought in once the gemstone is stabilized, playing with an arc eventually where jayce is considering bringing hextech to piltover, because he wants to expand the good it can bring, and maybe he begins to also feel guilty about creating the weapons. and then playing with the vibes of them having formed a friendship but obviously jinx having their loyalty to silco (and i'd assume) most likely doing whatever he said in terms of stopping jayce / possibly imprisoning him in a way to keep working there and not be able to betray them.

something post stealing the gemstone and trying to figure out how to turn it into a weapon. maybe trying to go and get more info, or maybe wanting to get more gemstones and then them just interacting within that context of them in the lab or something along those lines. i think there's room for something chaotic in there.

plots please meme.

[sunny6677]

Lavender.

Summary:

Skid goes about his daily life in the care of his adoptive father, Kevin—though of course as always with him, shenanigans ensue.

Chapter 8: Unwanted Guest - Part 4.

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The two were enveloped by shadow, and then, they found themselves pushing open the doors of a van. With a smile as Skid held onto the Happy Fella doll they had purchased, they both hopped out of the vehicle they had somehow gotten into.

With a grin on his face as the cold air brushed against the fabric of their costumes, Skid spoke aloud with an overly cheerful demeanor. "Let's go to the candy store!"

"Yeah! Let's go!" Pump added.

Skid and Pump began to walk foward—yet as their little legs moved, they came to a stop when they heard the sound of a scrawny and oddly annoying voice from a distance.

"Ay!" It said—they could practically hear the grin radiating from its voice.

The two turned their heads, and.. surely enough—three familiar figures were in the distance, walking up to them. And the one who had spoken to them, with brown curly hair sprouting from beneath his hat, and a mischevious grin on his face, was Roy.

"What are you two dumbs doing here?" He snickered. For a moment, he stood grinning down at them.

"We came to visit the hospital!" Skid beamed in reply.

"Hahah.. well—" Roy stopped. He turned his head slightly. From behind him, both Robert and Ross were trembling and slightly shuddering as they looked down at the kids. Roy cocked his head to the side, and turned to face them. "..why are you guys shivering?"

Robert shuddered. "Don't you remember, Roy?"

"Yeah, dude.." Ross gulped. "The big monster."

Roy paused, his voice softening. "..oh.. it—it.. wasn't a.. dream..?"

Oh, Roy thought Eyes was a dream? Skid and Pump turned to face eachother with a large grin, clearly thinking the same thing. He must have wanted to play with Eyes again! They both beamed at the same time, "Wanna meet it again?"

Roy remained quiet, before a frustrated groan came out of his mouth, and he turned sharply. "You two shut up!" He yelled. The two went quiet, their bodies slightly stiffening at the rise of volume in his voice. "I can't believe I got in trouble thanks to—thanks to two stupid weird kids!"

The two blankly looked up at him, and they only smiled in reply. From behind him then, Ross approached.

Ross placed a hand on his shoulder. "Roy. It's okay. You—"

"It's not okay!" Roy cried. The two could have sworn they saw a slight bead of a tear beginning to form from his eye as Ross flinched. He turned back to them. "I don't know what happened that day, but I will find out! And it's not even October, weirdos!"

Huh..? What did he mean? It was spooky month! Geez, did everyone around not know it was that month or something? The two shrugged as they looked over at eachother as if in search for answers, but found that the other was as confused as them.

Roy growled, but then stopped. "..what is that?"

Skid giggled. "It's a Happy Fella!"

"Yo, my sis has one of those!" Robert beamed, "Thats really frickin' cool!" He turned over to Ross with an excited grin. "It even sings the Happy Fella song!"

Roy looked down at them both, and then.. a grin began to form on his lips.

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Kevin drummed his hand against the arm of the couch, and his eyes trailed over to the watch that was strapped to his wrist. An hour had passed.. and that Dexter guy still hadn't been back from the basement. He looked down at his watch, and his lips began to curl into a slightly impatient frown.

"Ugh.. why's he taking so long..?" Kevin groaned.

He thought for a moment. It.. wasn't like he was just gonna magically come back up if he waited here. So it was probably best to check and see if he was alright at least. Or if he was gonna be done soon.

With a sigh, he let his feet meet the ground, and he lifted himself up—turning around and beginning to walk to where the basements door had been.

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Kevin stood in front of the door that was slightly creaked open, with the stairs leading down into the basement. Huh.. that looked kinda creepy. Holding back a shudder, Kevin forced himself to speak.

"Uh—hello? You alright down there?"

No response. Geez.. where was he? Was he even down there at all? Kevin pondered if that was the reason the door had been open in the first place, and he hummed as he looked down at the darkness of the stairs.

And then, he felt something from behind. Something cold. Way too cold. Blows of sharp air hit his narrow neck. What.. was that?

Feeling his body tense up, he turned his head, and—

"Wh.. wh.."

It.. it was the exterminator guy he had called. But his eyes from behind his goggles had been a bright molten yellow, and from his mouth had sprouted several sets of sharp yellow-tinted teeth. Kevin flinched. The guy was floating, and horns had sprouted from his head. It was like he was something out of some kinda horror movie!

Kevin felt himself back up in fear—shuddering. He looked up at the guy that was floating before him. The more steps he took away, the more ominously close he seemed to get. Feeling his brain finally scream at him, Kevin turned around on his heel, and began to run—his feet carrying him as he heard a loud otherworldly scream echo from behind.

He breathed heavily—his heart racing. He could practically hear it drumming in his ears. His legs ached with the urge to run. He ran into the far narrow corridor that led all the way back to the living room. He exhaled and inhaled—gasps for air coming out of his mouth as he got closer and closer to the entrance.

He turned around, running into the entrance of the living room. He nearly fell, catching himself on the couch. He could hear its screams getting closer. And.. there—there was something brown and long on the floor. A bat!

He reached his hand toward it, gripping its handle. The screams grew closer and closer, until the ominous distorted figure of the guy he had called whipped around the entrance and into the room. He swung as violently as he could. He felt the top of the bat hit something. And the monster, or guy, or.. whatever it was had cried out in agony.

It then peered back down at him, snarling. Kevin's eyes widened, and he could only gulp, praying this would end well.

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Skid and Pump hummed as they walked along the sidewalk. They had been near the candy store by now, so they'd be able to give that weird wrapped sugar the man in the trenchcoat had given them soon! As vehicles passed by though, and Skid carried the box with the Happy Fella inside, Pump blinked. And came to a stop.

Skid stopped as soon as he noticed him stop, and raised a brow. "..Pump—are you okay?"

"Uh.. yeah. I just remembered Kevin isn't at the candy store today."

"..oh, yeah. I forgot. Hmmm.."

Skid then smiled. "Let's just go back to my house then! We can give it to him there!"

"Yeah, okay!" Pump nodded.

The two turned then continued to pace, making their way not to the candy store this time around, but to Kevin's house.

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Kevin trembled—shaking and struggling to move under the weight of the things clawed hand. His legs kicked, and he breathed heavily. "Ugh—uuuhhhghh!"

The thing spoke—it's voice distorted. Somehow, Kevin could understand it. And it snarled—

"I will rip you apart.. and keep you alive.. and then I'll devour you.."

Kevin shuddered—his hands flailing. He tried to grasp at the ground. He wasn't gonna make it. He didn't think he would. What was Skid gonna do without him? He already basically had no—

"Hi, Kevin—! Oh.."

..a familiar, high-pitched voice rang out. And Kevin lifted his head in horror at the sound of it. At the second entrance that led into the living room was.. Skid. And Pump. What—what were they doing here? He widened his eyes, his brows raising in fear.

"Wh—you.. ugh!"

Kevin yelped—the thing shoved him to the side, and lifted itself in the air. It's fingers wiggled as it growled. "You!" It snarled! "You two kept me in that basement for two years! Eating.. rats and spiders!" It hissed as it floated closer. "I will burn your skin, and feast on your flesh!"

Kevin felt his mind grow more intense with anxiety, and he gulped. Despite feeling weak, he let his hands grasp at the ground, and forced himself upward. He had to do something! Anything! Kevin tried to grab the bat that was nearby, but it felt too far, and his limbs ached. He didn't know what to.. what to..

"He's not Moloch." Skid flatly spoke.

..what?

"What?" Pump whined, "But it's him!"

"Nah, he's not!" Skid protested, "Molochs red and cool! This one's lame and yellow!"

"Hmm.. I know!" Pump smiled. "Turn your head around! Only demons can do that!"

The thing growled. "Fine—! But then I'll kill you!"

It lifted his clawed hands. Kevin began to desperately try and grab at the ground, forcing himself into crawling position and then—

..he heard the sound of something snapping. And then the noise of something falling to the ground. Kevin winced at the vibration that came to the floor, and he looked back at the thing. It.. was on the ground. It's neck twisted, it's body contorted. It was dead silent, and stiff now.

Kevin looked upon it in shock, and Skid spoke up again.

"See? It's not him!"

"Aww.." Pump whined.

Kevin looked at them in shock, and Skid turned back to him with a bright smile.

"Hey, Kevin—can we watch something?"

..Kevin simultaneously began to feel frustration and fear boiling up inside him. The kid could have gotten killed! Better yet, why was he even here? Why was his friend here with him? And not to mention, the thing was apparently called Moloch, the.. same name he had given to the 'animal'.

Kevin's lips curled into a frown. "Oh.. no. Not after that!"

"..aww.."

"You two are gonna explain—ugh.." Kevin forced himself up. "—to me why you're here! Didn't I tell you to stay put at your friends house?!"

"Kevin, we—"

"You could have gotten hurt! And—"

Kevin stopped. "..what.. happened to you?"

Only now did he notice (since he was thinking more clearly) that Pump had some kind of different outfit on, and that Skid was wearing an entire box over himself. And he was holding some kind of doll.

"Uh.. we—it's.. we got into an accident.." Skid said, shuffling his feet nervously.

Kevin looked at them. And let out a sigh.

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The two were sitting in front of the TV as he sat beside them, his arm resting on his lifted leg as his eyes stared blankly at the screen. He.. guessed it really wasn't their fault. He was just kinda mad they could have gotten into danger. But even so, why was this Moloch thing going on for so long? Was the animal some kind of weird demon thing all along? Why hadn't he noticed it sooner? Did.. did it ever hurt Skid? Or Pump?

He looked down at them. Only then did he notice Skid was looking up at him.

"Hey, Kevin—is it spooky month?"

Pump looked up at him with a smile as well. He looked down at their faces, and their eyes. He spoke without really thinking, "..well, no."

Their faces saddened, and their lips curled into a frown. "..really?"

In an instant, Kevin felt something heavy wash over him in his chest, and he frowned. "Uh.. because it's.. well.. because it's.. double spooky month! Yeah."

The two looked up at him, and their smiles slowly returned—shaking their fists, they turned to eachother. "So it is the spooky month!"

Pump then blinked. And neutral frown made its way onto his lips. "Oh, right! I forgot." From his pocket, he pulled out something that was wrapped in suspicious black cloth, and was clearly supposed to be a box. Kevin felt his thoughts race, and his heart began to beat.

"..wh—what is this?"

"It's sugar from the candy dealer!"

"Wh—what do you mean sugar?! What candy dealer?!"

"You know—sugar for spooky month!"

On the TV, a large man shouted excitedly. "It's Spooky Month?!" He began to wildly dance from side to side, and the other man looked on with a scowl of confusion.

"What? What the fu—"

[darkcrowprincess]

@starofthesea37

Im sorta imagining this scenario two different ways:

One where Bruce has to go on mission by himself. Dick wanted to go but this is his first year being Robin and it's too dangerous. Bruce and Robin have a fight and the last thing Dick said to him before he left was, "Your not my dad and I hate you." Or somewhere along those lines. Bruce still says goodbye and Dick doesn't. That's the last time Dick seems Bruce for a while because Bruce gets kidnapped and brainwashed with some amnesia. Maybe by the league of shadows maybe by someone else. Doesn't matter, the guy has been through it. Somehow Dick manages to find Bruce (they not in costumes at the time). When Dick thought he was dead. And Dick is so happy he goes to hug Bruce but Bru e doesn't recognize him. And Dick starts getting upset, like don't you recognize me. And than some bad guys try to take this kid away from Bruce and Dick is screaming and so upset. He cries out " DAD!" Because Dick can't lose another parent he just can't. And the Dad from Dick is what snaps Bruce out of the brainwashing.

Second scene I'm thinking of. A full a little princess au except with the four bat sons and one bat daughter (because these guys are my favorites and the only ones I really know anything about) Dick Jason Tim and Damian and Cass. It takes place in the time period in the movie 1914/ early 20s. Bruce who's living with his adopted sons in Nanda Parbat where it's still beautiful and peaceful. But war is soon coming to Nada Paarbat by the league of shadows so Bruce has to send his children away for their safety till everything is safe again. He sends them to a boys and girls boarding school in Gotham where he and his family was from. His parents even went to same boarding school and met. His children are obviously very upset about this(especially Jason and Damien) but they know that their home is starting to get dangerous. Dick being the eldest puts on a brave face and make everyone sees that this is an exciting adventure. But eventually he gets more and more depressed because he loves his father. They all go to the boarding school and it's OK for the most part except the headmistress of the school is very mean and controlling Everything basically happens like in the plot of the movie. The boys meet a servant girl name Cass who is mute but very lonely. They take a liking to her and think of her like a little sister. Damina starts throwing tantrums because he's the youngest and misses his father. Dick is the only one who can really calm him down. Jason is thriving in the the school because he loves to learn and loves books, Tim who is really shy makes friends with a boy named Kon and girl names Stephanie. Dick for the most part is ok, but he's really lonely and worried about Bruce. Over all everyone in the school loves these strange dark hair blue eyed boys. Except of course the headmistress. Than the boys hear that their father might have dies in Nanda Parbat and they are heart broken, especially Dick. The headmistress makes the two older boys work for room in board for the two youngest, and they all basically live in the attic with Cass. Eventually Cass starts talking to them. Meanwhile in Nanda Parbat Alfred finds Bruce who is badly injured and has amnesia. He plans to take him to Gotham, have Bruce slowly recovered and than find the boys. Again I'm think of Dick in that scene with Bruce like in the movie, but Dick saying along the lines of " Dad don't you remember, or my brothers?" But even more angsty and with Dick and the other boys doing a group hug with Bruce.

Batdad and batfamily thoughts:

Thinking of a little princess au with Dick and Bruce based on these scenes(or just in general these type of scenes with Bruce and baby Dick Grayson or any of the bat boys in general)

Especially this scene 😢 😭

I just want good batdad fics.