#I mean c’mon!!

[karebear923]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Min wore gloves to write the ransom note…

But not to deliver it!?!?

My brother in Christ, your fingerprints are all over the envelope!!! 😫

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.

This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:

My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!

[smallandangry24]

So disappointed that the Scott/Logan ship is called Scogan. Clearly a missed opportunity for SlimJim

[darlingpeasant]

They can NEVER make me hate him NEVER I say NEVER

[neuvifuri]

the sumeru concept of the academic family was criminally under explored. you’re telling me cyno and tighnari and collei consider themselves an academic family? kaveh and alhaitham got academically divorced and that’s basically the same thing as getting maritally divorced in sumeru? unreal.

[renjunnipeikko]

dunno if this has been done yet but: airplane didn’t first become aware of peerless cucumber in the comments of pidw, he first saw peerless in the comments of a different web novel (that perhaps was one of airplane’s earlier works?) and so when initially drafting pidw he was inspired to write a villain just like cucumber bc “he’s MEAN MEAN for no reason, a literature snob, and pretends to be all high and mighty while looking down on others. also likes to kick down the little guy” and boom. sqq was born. cut to years later post-transmigration when sqh just casually drops this info with “lol i always did find it funny how much you hated the guy considering he’s literally based off you”

[smileysvech]

swayman 🤝 swayman

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Okay but why don’t we ever talk more about and actually acknowledge the fact that Anakin just had a beautiful heart and soul? That was genuine, sincere, who wanted to love Padmé entirely, and was a hero in nature whose goal and purpose was to save the galaxy and fix everything?? Sharing her passion for justice and peace?? But also helped her let loose from time to time??? Being the only one throughout her whole life to understand her?? Accepted her JUST as she was!! And that’s the primal reasons for why she fell so madly in love with him?

[steddielations]

yeah, the part where eddie tells steve he’s a good dude. steve needed to hear that and i’m glad he did. but the part that has melded itself in my brain is when steve tries to tell eddie to be easier on himself and eddie completely brushes it off, won’t hear it, and changes the subject. like please someone tell that boy he’s good enough and make him listen!!

[aweina]

i’m OBSESSED with brat tamer! mike!!! chocolate lipstick had me SCREAMING

i know a lot of people hc him as submissive which yes we <3 submissive men but also just the thought of him being so out of control of his own life that taking control of you makes him feel secure. just like the thought of you whining and bratting when he’s so tired and exhausted and so the only feasible thing for him to do is put you back into your place.

i love mike schmidt

i melted while reading this bc you’re absolutely correct (*_ _)人

cw slight degradation

everything around mike is so out of his grasp, and when he met you he suddenly felt the urge to control. it’s mostly out of concern for your wellbeing, like he would do with his own sister. but even with abby, he couldn’t seem to keep up with her spontaneous behavior. then he realizes how easy you are to be bossed around, despite your cute little pouting and the insults you throw at him — he can shut you up in a matter of seconds.

adding to the chocolate lipstick lore, he’s just so exhausted doing his boring job. like doing laps around the mall periodically, getting asked such mundane questions like directions to particular stores, or even monitoring the security cameras with one eye open because nothing ever interesting happens. your recent recruitment alongside him made mike despise you because of how bratty you are, especially when he has to take your workload.

to cope, mike basically lectures you and calls you mean names. he harshly pinches your cheek when you’re spewing out curses when the monitors aren’t working. he calls you a “fucking idiot” when you manage to lose your walkie-talkie after he’s been calling you for the past ten minutes. he’s tired of your shit, but he really does love being mean to you. your expressive anger and whiny little voice just makes him look forward to going to work everyday.

[victoriously-wicked]

Okay no big deal, Jade and Tori only went and dressed up as LITERAL GELPHIE in the April Fools episode. Totally not a big deal at all . . .

[cursedvida]

Honestly, ever since the new Planet of the Apes movies came out, people have been shipping apes x humans in pure self-inserts. I've seen dozens of fanfics shipping any of the characters x human!reader since I started watching the movies in 2016, so I don't know why people who have been in this fandom for years are surprised that people ship Noa with Mae. I mean, seriously? Have you been living under a cyber-rock or something? This isn't new, it's been happening for over a decade, it's just now being done with a canon human character, with plenty of hints to boot. Those of you acting surprised or scandalized either just arrived at the party or have conveniently ignored reality for years.

[shepscapades]

What if you and your besties got bullied by the rift and got thrown into a hardcore server that was broken and death meant erasure of memories… and we were all boys… hahaha just kidding. unless?

(aka. in which the monolith server (left to right me, @tunastime, @oh-snapperss, @briseise, and @babygirlbdubs) has created the uhhhh au ever through hardcore mc server shenanigans :]

[a-bottle-of-tyelenol]

people are, of course, allowed to have their opinions and dislike whatever they please but a lot of criticism I see about epic not being a good adaptation boils down to people not realizing that 1) it’s a retelling BASED on the odyssey and was never actually meant to be an adaption, let alone a faithful one

and 2) even if it was, that’s just the nature of how adaptions and retellings work. there will NEVER be a totally good and faithful adaption or retelling of the odyssey (movie, musical, ect) because there will ALWAYS be constraints of some kind.

so much shit happens in the odyssey and there isn’t a valid musical length that could go over it all. Jay cut out a lot and he STILL has issues with time (that’s why you see so many people criticizing the fact that we don’t spend enough time with the crew before they die or calypso before odysseus leaves). Jay has spoken at length about all the things he TRIED to include but couldn’t because there wasn’t time to do them or because it didn’t narratively feel satisfying (the laestrygonians, for example, originally had a much bigger part, as did the lotus eaters).

which leads to my next point— Jay prioritizes a satisfying and clear cut narrative over one that is authentic to the original story (which again is how MOST retellings go about it especially when their goal is to share the story with a wider audience!). Like I’m sorry I love the odyssey and the Iliad but they aren’t a satisfying story/conclusion to me. and that doesn’t make them bad or worse; it makes sense that they feel this way considering they’re PARTS of an overarching story that we’re missing crucial pieces of and, more importantly, ITS NOT A MODERN STORY AND THEREFORE IS NOT HELD UNDER THE WAY MODERN PEOPLE VIEW SATISFYING ARCS AND NARRATIVES!!! The odyssey is fantastic but it would literally never work as a modern musical and epic wouldn’t be enjoyable at all if Jay tried to be as accurate as possible.

Jay was inspired to tell a story about grief and what it means to be human interacting with that grief. obviously he’d have odysseus reveal his name to the cyclops because he’s angry and grieving instead of being prideful. obviously he’d have it so odysseus had to choose who died to zeus immediately after the cow was slain. obviously he’d make it so odysseus’ primary motivations surround his survivor’s guilt and missing his home over the more complicated and harder to express themes and motivations of odyssey!odysseus.

like I do understand the frustration of never getting an “authentic adaptation” but if you want something authentic then… read the odyssey? you will never get something that is 100% authentic or scene to scene otherwise. you might get close, I’ll definitely give you that, but SOMETHING has to give. a perfect adaptation to you will be missing something crucial to someone else and that will always be how it is.

life is so much more fun when you’re willing to enjoy art that has “based on” disclaimers literally everywhere as something separate (or you are just willing to enjoy adaptations/retellings separately to the source material in general). epic was NEVER intended on being seen as an accurate portrayal of odysseus and Jay never claimed it was. It really does feel like y’all are setting it up for failure by seeing it as something it was never meant to be and then getting upset that it isn’t accurate when no one ever said it would be.

maybe it’s just a me thing because I’ve never had any issue separating media from their adaptions/retellings, even my favorite ones, but idk it just sucks seeing people say they have a ton of issues with epic and their issues are all just,,, it’s not accurate enough.

Idk if this makes sense or not but I’m just rambling. like what you like, dislike what you dislike. I’m not saying anyone is wrong or anything in how they feel or their preferences. I just think we should all be more open minded about these things idk

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw Lucifer being so touched starved ‘n desperate he turns into a whining, one pump chump with you ❤︎

[puckinghischier]

i hope every single devils player except for nico hischier and luke hughes’ pillows are warm on BOTH sides tonight

i mean, they did play better during the second period and then still kept them from scoring again in the third…but c’mon y’all

i know you’re better than this 😭