#I mean I am

[missharleenfquinzel]

Once I made a joke on here like "Haha I should get presents on Harley's birthday too lol" and someone took it seriously and made a callout post about me and how I was deluded lmao

[emmyrosee]

BRO NOT ME UGLY CRYING OVER TOKYO REVENGERS ON THIS DAY

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

hey Alice Oseman are you inside my head

because I know very few people that can pick out my oldest memories like that and crush me under their heel (in a good way I promise) and I've read the book and I know what's coming and how I'm going to react

but I just watched 3.1 and 3.2 and I am very ahdlaheosnaljeheiekajs

Joe and kit are magical humans and must be protected

[realmofthefirebird]

I've been trying to subtly hint at my coworkers that I want to do more tasks away from the register, and I've been doing this by saying that I enjoy doing the tasks they don't like doing.

"Can you count the cigarettes?"

"Yes, I love counting. :)"

"Can you sort this backstock?"

"Yes, I love sorting. :)"

"I don't want to mop."

"I'll do it! I love mopping. :)"

Realizing now it makes me sound like the most autistic person ever.

[calandrinon]

and now, a dramatisation

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Me: i am back at work after eurovision 22 and covid 22! sucks to be me lol

Me: i wish i had spotify premium so i could spam trenulețul and in corpore sano on my commute but i am enjoying the spotify povvo recommendations

Me: mostly

Me: there are only so many times a person can listen to ce seară minunată in one day

Me: but zdubii are cool

Me: it's going to be so awesome when i discover phoenix next year

(...)

Me: *comes home with hyphens all through my hair and an ă in my cleavage*

Me: let me tell you about this word

My husband: look

My husband: if you love that language so much why don't you marry it?

Me: i WILL marry it

Me: you may come to the wedding

Me: along with my other guests, the trees

Me: the sun and the moon will--

Me: wait

Me: i don't know that reference yet

anyway happy anniversary to me and my favourite language <3

[tequilaqueen]

Sometimes my dad makes me feel so ducking stupid

[glass-windows]

how was courtney the only one who knows koalas carry chlamydia like i can't remember a time in my life where i wasn't aware of that fact??? it is one of those pieces of information that i swear was implanted in my brain at birth like i remember joking about it in elementary school so vividly way before i was old enough to understand the grasp of chlamydia

[jonathanbyersphd]

Another day, another lack of Jonathan s5 pics

[lapis-not-lazuli]

“imagine your f/o…”

and you’re imagining the pastel goth on tumblr who writes essays about a steven universe sapphic ship

SHUT UP

[confinesofmy]

i'm so happyyy. :))))) i bet this winter i WON'T kill myself, i won't i won't i won't. at this rate. i mean as far as i can tell so far. probably i won't even do it.

[thefaggifier]

Idk yall… I don’t like knowing that he’s living his life uninterrupted.

[kweenkatsuki-main]

Dude it’s fucking nuts that the world just keeps on going and people just keep on dying.

[wideminded-dreamer]

it just hit me that. we get starcatcher. in 15 days. 🧍🏻‍♀️

[mayisgoingnuts]

I'm with my bf's family right now to make company to see my boyfriend's sister future apartment

I feel happy,, I feel like I'm part of the family :))

[tatatatatara]

A newbie: heyyy I want to make tokyo ghoul mutuals 💖💖💖

Me: *hiding in the shadow because I don't know I'm qualified to be a tokyo ghoul account*

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

I'm not feral, you're feral, I'm not feral, YOU'RE feral

you're sure you aren't tho? at least just a tiny bit feral? think about it >;)c <333