#I make a lot of self inserts sorry!

[barb-l]

I was ranting to my brother about how annoying and loud Chaggie/Vaggie antis are without even having the decency to censor the names so us fans don't have to see their whining and in the middle of it he said "That's probably because among vivzie fans, the worst thing you could possibly do is be a decent person" 💀

[kissingarthurclaus]

What if I told you Barb is a he/him lesbian to me? What then?

[vanillashusband]

a little scene from the next upcoming chapter

also, here's the full sketch of the statue from the front that I kept when designing it!

TAGLIST: @selfshippinglover @sunstar-of-the-north @honeycombscereal @tulaytullahs

[aeb-art]

so i made myself sad with this one actually oopsies

mall toons belong to @8um8le 🙇

[the-pipisroom]

happy pride month from spamton and petra!! :D <3

[axofixations]

[completely accurate, i am posting as a ghost rn]

anyways, here's the original "greed in a frilly apron" pic!

*please note that greed is not completely TWA-compliant in his design here. refer to image for notes as to why.

there he is. Mr. "I want everyone to have everything and then still crave for more". I imagine this is before he ends up making and serving pancakes to people [to promote his brand image, obviously.]

bonuses [felt like doodling]

there they be.

also, for the summary doodle i mentioned i'd post with this

[mwagneto]

In one of his other Asks he said he discussed it with Terry something around 2006 or whatever but yeah, nothing addressing his initially - You said cuz you were there so, would you mind sharing what NG used to deny earlier?

[added paragraphs to make it easier to read]

oh brother just a lot of very classic creator homophobia before the show and then weird queerbait after s1, like before it was all about slash [sic] shippers being desperate and making shit up and generally being weirdos he tries to ignore and then after the show that turned into "no no they ARE in love but they're not gay because they don't have genders" which well. a lot of things could be said about that but let's just stick with 1. not how that works 2. there was never any talk of them being any kind of rep before the show even tho they were hyping up pollution being nonbinary

and then him literally saying stuff like he didn't make them gay because Terry's last wish on his deathbed was that he didn't. and then all the stuff about how they don't hold hands (SOMETHING THEY LITERALLY DO IN THE BOOK BTW...)/kiss because making the relationship physical or explicit would cheapen it somehow?? like the ambiguity is somehow better representation because men kissing is sooo basic and cheap and mundane and it's way better if they just sit next to each other and never touch. like constantly going on about how they're not gay because they're not men and they won't ever touch because that's icky yucky but simultaneously they're amazing representation because it's clearly a love story

but then they decide to do a second season and suddenly it's all "wait and see" and THEN they go canon and now he's claiming they were always meant to be endgame and this was planned from the very start, all the way back in the 90s. like again i could excuse the weird homophobia coz he changed his mind and made them kiss so i'd forgive him, and i'd excuse the lying coz i think it's funny as hell but the fact that he's doing both at the same time without ever taking accountability, along with how the entire fandom just believes him is sooo. like im not even mad i just genuinely feel insane coz like there's screenshots. he said these online in traceable asks and interviews it's all there. like I can't even be mad it's just so bizarre i feel like everyone got mandela effected into some universe where he was never homophobic

[snekdood]

not sure who needs to hear this but i do not see myself as above anyone, like, at all. if something I posted makes you think I think I am you're probably misreading it or my intentions. I dont feel the need to compare myself and make myself feel like i'm above people, i'm just not really that kind of person. in fact, people make a point of constantly trying to make me feel below them on here so dont worry, you don't gotta help em'.

[daz4i]

how and why is there discourse about whether or not certain queer identities exist/if people should be allowed(???) to use them. why is "people know their own identity better than you ever could, and they're the only one who get a say on what they are" such a tough concept to grasp

i think if you find yourself offended by the label someone uses (especially if they're a stranger) or think it invalidates your own, it's a good idea to look inside yourself and question why that may be. more often than not, it's a result of insecurity or uncertainty of your own identity (or many other things, but i won't make a whole list here). whatever reason it is, until you resolve it, you shouldn't take it out on people for having an identity you don't understand

many have said it before but it's worth saying over and over. infighting only helps our oppressors. conservatives don't care if you're a cis gay or a xenogender aegosexual aplatonic lesbian, they hate all of us either way. trying to fit in by going for people who are easier targets for them isn't gonna help you, it'll just alienate you from your own community, and you're never gonna please them. the momentary rush you get from hearing you're not like "one of /those/ gay people" is not worth it and is gonna do more harm in the long run, i assure you

also, it is important to me to say this, but having some less than nice kneejerk reaction caused by confusion about an identity you don't understand doesn't mean you're a bad person or anything. as long as you aren't mean to that person, and you take a second to think smth along the lines of "wait a minute, this isn't any of my business" after having said reaction, you're good 👍 a lot of reflexive reactions we have to things are ingrained into us simply by. well. living in a society 🤡 and you're not terrible for having those thoughts. it's your actions that matter, and your second thought (the "wait, why did i just think that?") is more defining of your actual character and morals than your reflex. i know that having thoughts like this, even tho they're unwanted, can very easily make one spiral, so it's important to me that whoever needs to hear this knows this doesn't make you a bad person 🙏 you're good, keep taking actions to be good, accept other people even if you don't understand them, and you're on the right track :)

[cherrylight]

hi....... so nervous on posting this even though i already posted one like it before?? anyway.... hi self insert time <3 (this time with colour!)

links to picrews i used: here + here !

hi sillies <3 i already talked about ashley before but this is what she looks like mostly!! her hair is blonde with pastel pink highlights, so kind of what the top image looks like? yeah :] (the other one didnt have it unfortunately and the blonde just looked like a really ugly yellow e_e)

ANYWAY SOME SILLY THINGS ABOUT HER (because i dont want to fully talk about the source shes a part of yet!)

♡ her style is both alt and cutesy! mostly alt though... im like both of these styles tbh.... so it makes me happy (or well cutesy inward... i cant express it openly T_T)

♡ she smiles but she is forever a :3 girly

♡ she looks very sweet and oblivious do not be FOOLED shes not... feral girl..... me real

♡ would it be funny to say she is the most cat lover to exist....... i love cats...... can we make it anymore obvious........ (shes a cat to me)

♡ probably a fan of the unknown.... will she tell you mysteries... conspiracies??? who knows........

idk what else to add here...... ummmm maybe ill rb this when i think of more info on her!! im just nervous Q_Q

[torgawl]

slightly disappointed - just slightly - that they didn't include fischl in the windblume event because she would fit the legend/fairytale category of the charade so much?!

[tamaharu]

ive inherited a copy of lolita from my parents (i.e. i stole it from the library in our basement and started treating it like its mine) with the 1989 vintage international cover and i think its actually not that bad. better than the 50th anniversary one with the lips anyway imo (which is the cover for the library ebook vers ive checked out).

like i think any cover that incorporates the "only convincing love story of our generation" quote anywhere kind of sucks on principle, and the fact that it features a photo of a girl at all really goes against nabakovs instructions, but compared to other covers that break those two rules, the haziness of the photo creates a really evocative atmosphere i feel matches the book more or less.

[kakusu-shipping]

*kicks down your door* ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS STARTED

First off I want the basics!! Who and what is your S/I? What’s their backstory and how did they meet everyone?

Aaaaaah!! Thankyou for your interest!!!! I go back and forth between "He" and "I" when talking about my S/I so apologies if this isn't cohesive!!!

I actually have two Mario S/Is technically,,,

One really really old one baby me made in... 2011 or so that I lightly revamped a few years ago; That post can be seen Here (bowuigi and Mariocest mentioned)

And the newer one made in part thanks to the Mario Movie finally giving me confirmed extended Mario Family outside of the Super Show, my Mario Brothers Cousin S/I is the one I'll talk a bit about.

I have a few posts about him and the rest of the Mario family floating around my art tag but to give the summery:

Emilio (nicknamed Emile) is the only son of Tony Mario and his ex-girlfriend Pauline. He is 5 years younger than Mario and Luigi, and 6 years older than their younger cousin Louisa. He's currently in collage at his mother's wishes to become a politician, but has no real interest in it. He has a pet turtle named after his favorite Pokemon Turtwig.

I'm using the movie's cool isekai plot of how Mario and Luigi got to the Mushroom Kingdom as my base, because I personally like it better than Yoshi's Island/Partner's in Time's sort of They were Always there plot, and it just is the only story we have on Mario Family and I love them they are my Familia. However Partner's in Time is canon to my S/I's later plot just in more of a Cross Dimensional adventure rather than just time travel because I love that game a lot

So I'm not plot important in the movie at all, that all still happens as it does in canon, I was blissfully unaware of their adventure sitting at home in Brookyln with the rest of the family until they came home.

After that, and after Mario and Luigi fully move out and into the Mushroom Kingdom, I start visiting them and crashing at their place often.

I have a deep fascination with Mushrooms, in both real life and in this Self Insert, so of COURSE I have to come be a biology nerd all over the Mushroom Kingdom, and the bros are happy to have me around. We're all pretty close, especially sense I'm the only family member who knows the brothers are together Romantically, and am willing to cover for them.

While in the Mushroom Kingdom I start getting interested in more than just the Mushroom Forests. I start asking about the people, and the other kingdoms, and the people in those kingdoms, so on and so forth. Mario and Luigi don't really know much aside from Evil King Bowser and his kingdom of Killers which. Bros I know he tried to kill you but that's a big sweep to make of a whole country. So we go ask the Princess for more information. But she's busy doing Princess Things.

Enter Toadsworth my beloved old man who deserved to be in this movie. Toadsworth has been the royal adviser sense before Princess Peach, so of course he knows plenty on the surrounding Kingdoms and their governments and justice systems and trade rates and all that juicy world building.

So I start getting into fantasy politics.

My S/I for this one is really smart, smarter than real me by a lot, he retains information well and makes more logical conclusions and can grasp big concepts my little dropped outta highschool pea brain can't, so he soaks up every bit of information Toadsworth gives him like a sponge.

A month or two of this goes by and I start missing my real world collage classes to run off to the Mushroom Kingdom and learn Fantasy Politics. I read every book in Peach's Library, and then everything in Toadsworth's personal collection, and then everything in the Toadtown local library, all while listening to any story or extra detail Toadsworth himself knows.

Meanwhile my poor dad, Tony, has Pauline breathing down his neck about me skipping classes to run off with those Hooligan cousins of mine to some Fantasy land doing who knows what throwing my future away. This isn't super plot important just. Pauline is a Mother Knows Best kind of parent while Also being a Hands Off kind of parent. I was raised in the Mario household, she paid for my schooling, that's the dynamic.

Anyway eventually I fully commit to dropping out of Human Collage to fully study under Toadsworth to become the Mushroom Kingdom Royal Adviser under him. I'm now doing super official stuff like helping plan events like galas and the Star Festival, I'm sitting in on meetings both with the Toad Court and with other Nations, I'm meeting with Monarchs and Politicians of other Countries on the weekly. I'm rubbing Elbows with King Koopa himself! The bros are not happy about that one but they ARE supportive

I even get my own room in the castle!! Which tends to go pretty unused because at this point I'd been sleeping exclusively in the Bro's house. Occasionally if I'm really focused on a job Toadsworth gives me I'll work overnight on it in my room is the castle, but that rarely happens because Luigi always calls me when dinner's almost ready so I can get home just as it's done, and no one can resist a Luigi home cooked meal. The few times I have stayed overnight working in the Castle Mario's ended up calling me at like 3am because he can't sleep and doesn't want to wake Luigi. Another reason I end up coming home.

Ah this is getting long I'm sorry thankyou so so so much for asking I don't think I've posted all this information cohesively yet?? Is it cohesive?? I hope so!!

Uhm but I think that's all the Basic information!! To summarize:

My S/I is Mario and Luigi's cousin, Son of their Uncle Tony and his ex-girlfriend Pauline. He's about 18-19 years old at the start of the movie

His Backstory is he's a Gifted Kid raised under a Projecting Mother who has an interest in Economics and Politics, but only for the fantasy world Mario and Luigi stumbled into

He meets everyone through becoming the Royal Adviser in training under Toadsworth, leading him to attend important meeting and Galas with high ranking figures like Princess Daisy and the Koopa King Bowser

Thankyou for reading this all if you did!! I hope it was interesting!!!! Please feel free to ask more if you'd like!!

[termagax]

can your self insert and my self insert be friends....

also whats their personality like? esp in contrast to the other two. i would like to know im all ears (pretend theres an image of an animal with large ears)

YESSS THEY CAN BE FRIENDS. fair warning fish is an asshole !!! fishs main personality traits is that theyre mean loud lazy and apathetic. they spend most of their free time lounging around drinking and swimming and being a general hedon. theyre pretty hostile to most people unless they arbitrarily decide they like you, and even then theyre still pretty indiscrimately mean, even if its in a more affectionate way. theyre also pretty like. up and down i guess? prone to really heavy and really fast mood swings, and go from adrenaline junkie mania to intense moping or clingy and affectionate to biting your head off in 2.5 seconds. BUT all that said behind the rough exterior theyre pretty funny in a sarcastic, dry way, they tend to be pretty possesive and affectionate to their friends, and mostly are just really into their little hobbies. they keep fish tanks and like retro tech and being the person the Uh Oh! Friend Obviously Not Victim In Drama Being Described post is about.

[synthetic-sonata]

it is a good day to not know anything about smps

[paimonial-rage]

reading ur tags and… will u ever open commissions?!? HAHAH — @milkstore

There's this lady on tiktok that posts videos of her talking to her nail clients and they'll be requesting things from her like duck nails and she's like, "Honey, no, that shit ugly. 😱😔😓" And her clients will be like, "Yeah, but I'm a paying customer so you have to do it for me." And she's like, "No, I don't want to, that shit ugly. You can go to other girls, but I don't do that ugly shit. 😐😠🤬"

Anyway long story short, that's me.