#I make a lot of self inserts sorry!

[penguin--person]

comp of characters that make me allo

[vanillashusband]

a little scene from the next upcoming chapter

also, here's the full sketch of the statue from the front that I kept when designing it!

TAGLIST: @selfshippinglover @sunstar-of-the-north @honeycombscereal @tulaytullahs

[teardropwolf]

"Oh, thank goodness!"

"...You know, being in your body has its uses. I was able to catch bunnies and grass gekkos with ease."

"Yeah? That isn't really anything new, though. We've experimented this plenty of times before."

"Yes, well... It allowed me to experience what you experience... ... All of it."

"...Oh..."

[barb-l]

I was ranting to my brother about how annoying and loud Chaggie/Vaggie antis are without even having the decency to censor the names so us fans don't have to see their whining and in the middle of it he said "That's probably because among vivzie fans, the worst thing you could possibly do is be a decent person" 💀

[rexscanonwife]

What if I told you Barb is a he/him lesbian to me? What then?

[aeb-art]

so i made myself sad with this one actually oopsies

mall toons belong to @8um8le 🙇

[the-pipisroom]

happy pride month from spamton and petra!! :D <3

[flowering-darkness]

Let's go for one of your non-romantic S/Is! 💬 + Mimi Aster + Meta Knight? — @edencantstopfallininlove

Ooh, yes, sure thing, friend!! Thank you kindly for this~

(I included a render of what Mimi looks like, just as a reminder in case anyone wants it!)

(source: this post by queenieboo22)

send me 💬 and a character and I’ll give you a line my self-insert would say if in a canon interaction with them. - I think I would set this just after the boss fight against him in Star Allies! Mimi's adventures in the Kirby games roughly follow real time per when they each released, so she's about fifteen here.

"So even you can be affected by the power of the dark hearts, Sir Meta Knight.. That's so scary! Even so, I- I'm glad we could get through to you eventually! It's almost funny.. You weren't fighting any way at all like you usually do. That was probably the dark heart's doing. But, even so - you've been training me since nearly the first day I crash-landed on Popstar, and that meant I knew exactly what to do to keep up with you in battle! It's true that I don't enjoy fighting - fighting against friends like you least of all, especially with how it went last time.. But, it's worked out this time! And now we can adventure side by side once again - as Kirby's friends and this planet's protectors!! ..That is, if you want to come with us?"

I hope this is alright! Thank you once again for sending this in!~

[axofixations]

[completely accurate, i am posting as a ghost rn]

anyways, here's the original "greed in a frilly apron" pic!

*please note that greed is not completely TWA-compliant in his design here. refer to image for notes as to why.

there he is. Mr. "I want everyone to have everything and then still crave for more". I imagine this is before he ends up making and serving pancakes to people [to promote his brand image, obviously.]

bonuses [felt like doodling]

there they be.

also, for the summary doodle i mentioned i'd post with this

[snekdood]

not sure who needs to hear this but i do not see myself as above anyone, like, at all. if something I posted makes you think I think I am you're probably misreading it or my intentions. I dont feel the need to compare myself and make myself feel like i'm above people, i'm just not really that kind of person. in fact, people make a point of constantly trying to make me feel below them on here so dont worry, you don't gotta help em'.

[cherrylight]

hi....... so nervous on posting this even though i already posted one like it before?? anyway.... hi self insert time <3 (this time with colour!)

links to picrews i used: here + here !

hi sillies <3 i already talked about ashley before but this is what she looks like mostly!! her hair is blonde with pastel pink highlights, so kind of what the top image looks like? yeah :] (the other one didnt have it unfortunately and the blonde just looked like a really ugly yellow e_e)

ANYWAY SOME SILLY THINGS ABOUT HER (because i dont want to fully talk about the source shes a part of yet!)

♡ her style is both alt and cutesy! mostly alt though... im like both of these styles tbh.... so it makes me happy (or well cutesy inward... i cant express it openly T_T)

♡ she smiles but she is forever a :3 girly

♡ she looks very sweet and oblivious do not be FOOLED shes not... feral girl..... me real

♡ would it be funny to say she is the most cat lover to exist....... i love cats...... can we make it anymore obvious........ (shes a cat to me)

♡ probably a fan of the unknown.... will she tell you mysteries... conspiracies??? who knows........

idk what else to add here...... ummmm maybe ill rb this when i think of more info on her!! im just nervous Q_Q

[tamaharu]

ive inherited a copy of lolita from my parents (i.e. i stole it from the library in our basement and started treating it like its mine) with the 1989 vintage international cover and i think its actually not that bad. better than the 50th anniversary one with the lips anyway imo (which is the cover for the library ebook vers ive checked out).

like i think any cover that incorporates the "only convincing love story of our generation" quote anywhere kind of sucks on principle, and the fact that it features a photo of a girl at all really goes against nabakovs instructions, but compared to other covers that break those two rules, the haziness of the photo creates a really evocative atmosphere i feel matches the book more or less.

[kakusu-shipping]

*kicks down your door* ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS STARTED

First off I want the basics!! Who and what is your S/I? What’s their backstory and how did they meet everyone?

Aaaaaah!! Thankyou for your interest!!!! I go back and forth between "He" and "I" when talking about my S/I so apologies if this isn't cohesive!!!

I actually have two Mario S/Is technically,,,

One really really old one baby me made in... 2011 or so that I lightly revamped a few years ago; That post can be seen Here (bowuigi and Mariocest mentioned)

And the newer one made in part thanks to the Mario Movie finally giving me confirmed extended Mario Family outside of the Super Show, my Mario Brothers Cousin S/I is the one I'll talk a bit about.

I have a few posts about him and the rest of the Mario family floating around my art tag but to give the summery:

Emilio (nicknamed Emile) is the only son of Tony Mario and his ex-girlfriend Pauline. He is 5 years younger than Mario and Luigi, and 6 years older than their younger cousin Louisa. He's currently in collage at his mother's wishes to become a politician, but has no real interest in it. He has a pet turtle named after his favorite Pokemon Turtwig.

I'm using the movie's cool isekai plot of how Mario and Luigi got to the Mushroom Kingdom as my base, because I personally like it better than Yoshi's Island/Partner's in Time's sort of They were Always there plot, and it just is the only story we have on Mario Family and I love them they are my Familia. However Partner's in Time is canon to my S/I's later plot just in more of a Cross Dimensional adventure rather than just time travel because I love that game a lot

So I'm not plot important in the movie at all, that all still happens as it does in canon, I was blissfully unaware of their adventure sitting at home in Brookyln with the rest of the family until they came home.

After that, and after Mario and Luigi fully move out and into the Mushroom Kingdom, I start visiting them and crashing at their place often.

I have a deep fascination with Mushrooms, in both real life and in this Self Insert, so of COURSE I have to come be a biology nerd all over the Mushroom Kingdom, and the bros are happy to have me around. We're all pretty close, especially sense I'm the only family member who knows the brothers are together Romantically, and am willing to cover for them.

While in the Mushroom Kingdom I start getting interested in more than just the Mushroom Forests. I start asking about the people, and the other kingdoms, and the people in those kingdoms, so on and so forth. Mario and Luigi don't really know much aside from Evil King Bowser and his kingdom of Killers which. Bros I know he tried to kill you but that's a big sweep to make of a whole country. So we go ask the Princess for more information. But she's busy doing Princess Things.

Enter Toadsworth my beloved old man who deserved to be in this movie. Toadsworth has been the royal adviser sense before Princess Peach, so of course he knows plenty on the surrounding Kingdoms and their governments and justice systems and trade rates and all that juicy world building.

So I start getting into fantasy politics.

My S/I for this one is really smart, smarter than real me by a lot, he retains information well and makes more logical conclusions and can grasp big concepts my little dropped outta highschool pea brain can't, so he soaks up every bit of information Toadsworth gives him like a sponge.

A month or two of this goes by and I start missing my real world collage classes to run off to the Mushroom Kingdom and learn Fantasy Politics. I read every book in Peach's Library, and then everything in Toadsworth's personal collection, and then everything in the Toadtown local library, all while listening to any story or extra detail Toadsworth himself knows.

Meanwhile my poor dad, Tony, has Pauline breathing down his neck about me skipping classes to run off with those Hooligan cousins of mine to some Fantasy land doing who knows what throwing my future away. This isn't super plot important just. Pauline is a Mother Knows Best kind of parent while Also being a Hands Off kind of parent. I was raised in the Mario household, she paid for my schooling, that's the dynamic.

Anyway eventually I fully commit to dropping out of Human Collage to fully study under Toadsworth to become the Mushroom Kingdom Royal Adviser under him. I'm now doing super official stuff like helping plan events like galas and the Star Festival, I'm sitting in on meetings both with the Toad Court and with other Nations, I'm meeting with Monarchs and Politicians of other Countries on the weekly. I'm rubbing Elbows with King Koopa himself! The bros are not happy about that one but they ARE supportive

I even get my own room in the castle!! Which tends to go pretty unused because at this point I'd been sleeping exclusively in the Bro's house. Occasionally if I'm really focused on a job Toadsworth gives me I'll work overnight on it in my room is the castle, but that rarely happens because Luigi always calls me when dinner's almost ready so I can get home just as it's done, and no one can resist a Luigi home cooked meal. The few times I have stayed overnight working in the Castle Mario's ended up calling me at like 3am because he can't sleep and doesn't want to wake Luigi. Another reason I end up coming home.

Ah this is getting long I'm sorry thankyou so so so much for asking I don't think I've posted all this information cohesively yet?? Is it cohesive?? I hope so!!

Uhm but I think that's all the Basic information!! To summarize:

My S/I is Mario and Luigi's cousin, Son of their Uncle Tony and his ex-girlfriend Pauline. He's about 18-19 years old at the start of the movie

His Backstory is he's a Gifted Kid raised under a Projecting Mother who has an interest in Economics and Politics, but only for the fantasy world Mario and Luigi stumbled into

He meets everyone through becoming the Royal Adviser in training under Toadsworth, leading him to attend important meeting and Galas with high ranking figures like Princess Daisy and the Koopa King Bowser

Thankyou for reading this all if you did!! I hope it was interesting!!!! Please feel free to ask more if you'd like!!

[termagax]

can your self insert and my self insert be friends....

also whats their personality like? esp in contrast to the other two. i would like to know im all ears (pretend theres an image of an animal with large ears)

YESSS THEY CAN BE FRIENDS. fair warning fish is an asshole !!! fishs main personality traits is that theyre mean loud lazy and apathetic. they spend most of their free time lounging around drinking and swimming and being a general hedon. theyre pretty hostile to most people unless they arbitrarily decide they like you, and even then theyre still pretty indiscrimately mean, even if its in a more affectionate way. theyre also pretty like. up and down i guess? prone to really heavy and really fast mood swings, and go from adrenaline junkie mania to intense moping or clingy and affectionate to biting your head off in 2.5 seconds. BUT all that said behind the rough exterior theyre pretty funny in a sarcastic, dry way, they tend to be pretty possesive and affectionate to their friends, and mostly are just really into their little hobbies. they keep fish tanks and like retro tech and being the person the Uh Oh! Friend Obviously Not Victim In Drama Being Described post is about.

[luvuomi]

i have the urge to rewrite amélie’s story …

[ruinedgautier]

I'm super curious and forgive me if you've been asked this before, but seeing as 3h is a game with multiple different endings for multiple different pairings, does there exist endgames for Lita other than Sylvain? And does Litavain have different conclusions for different routes? :3c

PLAS, MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL!! You are so sweet always asking questions and keeping up with Lita and Sylvain 🫶🫶 makes me rotate them in my head like they're in a microwave

It's funny that you ask this, because I've been thinking about different paired endings for litavain lately. I forgot if I mentioned earlier, but I actually haven't finished playing the game (I only finished Golden Deer and am halfway through Blue Lions)🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ so it's a liiiittle hard to figure out their paired endings along with other characters for Lita.

But!!! My beloved characters that I'd want her to have ship endgames with would maybe include Dimitri, Hilda, Dorothea, maaaaybe Felix?? I haven't thought too hard on it, but Dimitri was my first ever selfship from fe3h so he holds a special place in my heart <3

THERES MORE DOWN HERE ITS JUST A LOT HAHA:

As for Lita and Sylvain, in their Blue Lions ending, they'd spend FOREVER actually coming to terms with their feelings and coping through some #trauma. If we go off my fic, Lita and Sylvain would have some trust issues down the line, and I am sosososo excited to get to that part of my fic TEEHEE

Their paired ending, regardless of route, would include Sylvain visiting Lita and her family in Rhodos Coast when he can, and it ultimately leads to a huge proposal with the help of her parents and cousins. Super traditional Filipino wedding JUST because I would love to include my culture in there somewhere 🫶 Not sure about kids, maybe two or three, if any? Again, I'm still not fully sure, so all this might change somewhere down the line 🤧🤧

Sylvain loves to tease and joke in a way that makes Lita super frustrated, because Mister-Bad-With-Feelings over here will only continue to joke if it's interpreted that way OR push the flirting extra hard if it's reciprocated. She would rather him tell her outright that he likes her and wants to date than– well, making an elaborate plan to fake date just to spend time with her. 🙄🙄

When I selfshipped super hard with Dimitri forever ago, I had written that Lita was so incredibly, intensely down bad for His Highness that she asked Sylvain for some kind of help. When Sylvain asked what Dimitri thought of her, Dimitri mistook it as Sylvain having a crush on her. (Miscommunication trope my BELOVED.) I forget what else, I'd have to go back in my sketchbook 🤧🤧

Lita and Hilda's relationship is very best friends to lovers for me, I think. Lita is very sweet with Hilda and knows that she can be a bit spoiled and expects to be taken care of, and she doesn't really help with that. Her acting love language is acts of service, but she loves every second of it because she loves Hilda. It takes them a while to realize that wanting to kiss your best friend isn't exactly normal behavior, but Hilda is the first to initiate an actual talk about their feelings. (It's more of a "I like you, do you like me too? Yes? Perfect.") In their paired ending, Hilda takes Lita home and introduces her to the rest of the Goneril family. Lita and Holst like teasing Hilda about how easy it is for Hilda to whine about how much she misses Lita even when she's in the next room. Lita is still an active mercenary and sends letters often to Hilda and brings her home gifts from her travels. They marry a little later than everyone expects because there's not much change that would happen, but they're happy. 😌🫶

I just like Dorothea. She's my pretty, pretty princess who has a beautiful singing voice!!! They sing together and maybe perform together? Dorothea asks Lita if she could play the piano to help her rehearse. In their paired ending, Lita composes a song for Dorothea and would rather die than admit that it's for her. It's a hit in the company, though, and lyrics are written to accompany her playing. (It's obvious that Lita wrote it for Dorothea, but no one wants to say it,,,)

Haven't thought much about Felix not gonna lie? I just think he's neat. He's bordering more on platonic if anything. Lita like,,, picks him up by the scruff of his neck like a cat. Something something cat distribution system. Lita is pushy enough to get Felix to crack open just a bit, and he throws up about it afterwards.