#I loved how she trashtalked him when she killed him

[thoughtfulstudentsalad]

Yona never told Hak that Il killed Yuhon

Right. I give Yona a pass initially, it makes sense for her to be too traumatized to talk about it at first... but if she's able to talk about Su-Won with him so calmly by here:

"Hak, you know what Su-Won is thinking, right?"

Yeah, he can understand him, they were friends after all. Maybe tell him about Su-Won's allegation that her father killed his, and asks Hak what he thinks? If Su-Won lied, or if it's true? Actually, this seems like a perfect moment to tell it.

But she doesn't.

Actually this statement below she says makes me wonder if she was thinking about Su-Won as well:

“Are there tears caused by my father?” Yona wonders.

Su-Won is also included in this. In other words, by that interpretation she wonders if Il ever made Su-Won cry... and it hits her conscience.

But she doesn't elaborate to Hak. She never, ever ousts what Su-Won alleged happened to his father to Hak.

It's actually kind of sneaky…

I wonder if Yona actually wondered if Hak would turn on her IF he learned about the truth behind Yu-Hon's death, and that is why she withheld information from him. Out of fear.

Is it selfish? Perhaps. Understandable? Maybe. Best thing to do? Probably not, Hak did suffer a lot with hatred because she didn't tell everything that happened. Not good for his mental health. Obviously Yona should have told the truth a lot sooner so they know about what to do next.

Recall that Judo, the same one who wondered if Yona didn’t tell Hak about Yu-Hon, said that Il also used similar tactics to keep Hak on his side without revealing the full truth:

I can see why. The minute Hak also learns about Su-Won losing his father, he becomes suddenly a LOT more sympathetic towards him. Maybe because Su-Won no longer appears to be the man who has no affection towards anyone... but a boy who lost his beloved father.

Still with Yona, I think she should have trusted Hak a bit more with this information. Hak won’t suddenly turn on her just because of this.

Another time where Yona could have told about Yu-Hon's death to Hak was definitely during the Xing arc. I mean, if she can stop Su-Won's march to trashtalk Yu-Hon to him directly like it's nothing...

I think she should have told Hak this way earlier.

But she didn't.

I understand if she’s not wanting to ask Su-Won questions, because they’re not exactly friends, but Hak? The one who wounded Su-Won in the shoulder that night for her? The one who told her to use him as a tool to live? The one who told her he would never give his life to Su-Won who he openly deemed an asshole/piece of shit? The one who fought for her at the edge of a cliff? The one who vowed to annoyingly stay by her side? The one who she HEARD said he will always regret not protecting Il, and believed in his ideals for peace? The one who told her that he begged King Il from heaven to not take her away? The one who clearly followed her on the journey even when it didn’t even have any monetary value, just because she said she wanted him?

Like I’m sorry but how much more loyalty does this guy need to prove for her to tell the truth? Sorry but this is just inconsistent.

Maybe she was scared the whole time that if Hak learned about Il not even being a peaceful guy, he would have turned on her, since she thought he was only protecting her on King Il’s orders. Then I would have loved to see that fear explored in the story more… but it wasn’t. But also, is their friendship that fragile? Like yeah they aren’t married, supposedly she thinks he just saw her as a female friend, but if they’ve been friends since infancy, Mundok said the Wind Tribe would come at her beck and call, forget all the other things Hak had sacrificed for her…? At least have some faith that this subordinate will always stay loyal?

Yeah were is the fear that Yona should have that Hak will also turn on her for Su-Won???? I can see it but see very little of that other than implications, the story needed more of that angst.

Hak deserved to get all the information he can get. I actually think the story would have been much better, thrilling, if Yona and Hak had this conversation sooner in the series. Their relationship also would have improved. Communication skills unfortunately aren’t so great.

There has been this tendency I noticed for Yona to just not tell Hak things, leaving him in the dark, and for Hak to shirk it off because he's the protector, she’s the damsel in distress, he has to save her. And the story also treats it like it's totally okay.

For example take the situation whete Yona avoided Hak because she doesn't want him to find about the crimson illness... she wasn't even thinking about a solution to the problem. Even says she no longer needs a bodyguard and that Hak shouldn’t ever come. Come on, why did she say that? Just for drama’s sake? Was she planning to avoid Hak forever? Was that all she could come up with? She handled that horrendously.

In fact Hak + dragons had to take initiative to save her. Mainly Hak, he worked his butt off to become a Sky Tribe soldier just to get his bodyguard position back.

It’s not just about her. Hak was also closely tied with Soo-won and Il, he had the right to know.

One reason I never liked her words in chapter 91, “it’s all right, I’m all right”.

Girl, Hak is not all right! This isn’t supposed to be only about your feelings! He had also cared for Il and Su-Won! Let my boy grieve!

Like Yon-hi, like Soo-won and like Il, Yona also has a bad habit of keeping things to herself, and as the story showed it doesn’t lead to anything pleasant.

Hak has this problem too. They all do.

I find it strange that Yona never told Hak that Il killed Yuhon. And that she never talked to him about Soo-won. Even though they didn’t have long conversations about Soo-won, they did mention him and talked about him.

Maybe Yona is more emotionally mature than Hak, but it is also due to her possessing much more information from the beginning, thus she had time to process it and come to a conclusion about some things. Hak stayed in the dark, stricken with grief and pain. In the end he only found out about it from Ju-doh.

I don’t judge her but…they’ve been traveling for almost a year, I’m sure there were plenty of opportunities for Yona to start this talk. She knew and saw just how much in pain Hak has been this whole time and yet she didn't share her knowledge with the person closest to her, which could have lessened both their burdens. Especially his. It’s not just about her. Hak was also closely tied with Soo-won and Il, he had the right to know.

And Hak trusts her after this? He didn’t even think “oh jeez, she has known something huge like this this whole time and never told me?”. Also seems like a strange reaction to me.

Like Yon-hi, like Soo-won and like Il, Yona also has a bad habit of keeping things to herself, and as the story showed it doesn’t lead to anything pleasant.

[trans-harlequin]

What classes I think each main character would main in Team Fortress 2 + Their favorite loadout and playstyle. (Will do more later)

**Kris:**

Main: Pyro

Preferred Weapons: Degreaser, Flare Gun, Axtinguisher

-A true Combo Pyro.

-Flare-jumps whenever possible.

-Berdly makes fun of them for still using the Puff-n-Sting tactic after airblast got nerfed.

-Generally very aggressive and a master of airblast.

-Willing to stay behind on the back lines to check for spies and extinguish teammates if it’s needed. Usually only keeps them busy for around 30 seconds before they get bored and go back to the frontlines.

-Has been around since 2010 and has binged all of Sketchek’s videos.

-Guaranteed to get at least three video-worthy frag clips per match.

-Probably has a Flamethrower nicknamed “WM+1 Noob”

**Susie:**

Main: Demoman

Preferred Weapons: Iron Bomber, Tide Turner, Eyelander

-The most agressive Hybrid-Knight you’ll ever meet.

-Pipe God

-She *will* pipe-jump and mid-air charge at you when any opportunity presents itself. Usually gets her killed by sentries or Snipers, but when it works, she’ll probably rack up at least two heads before her way back out.

-A nearly unstoppable menace on Harvest and Hightower servers.

-Never managed to dominate Kris, due to Airblast existing.

-Loves trimping. Does it way too much.

-Probably saving up money to buy a Horseless Headless Horseman’s Headtaker.

-Complains about the Iron Bomber nerf when she misses.

**Noelle:**

Main: Sniper

Preferred Weapons: Bazaar Bargain, Cozy Camper, Kukiri

-Generally pretty campy; doesn’t care when people complain in chat.

-Claims she’s not that good at the game, but knows how to quickscope and usually stomps pub matches.

-Very rarely trashtalks, when it is it’s because someone is being racist/homophobic/ect. (Lot of people like that in TF2 sadly…)

-Only uses Smissmas cosmetics

-Has 5 unusual taunts, all snow/Christmas themed.

-Dess usually targets her whenever they play. The outcome depends on how much sleep Noelle got last night.

-Her favorite rifle is a Smissmass Sweater Wrapped Bazaar Bargain nicknamed “Kris & Susie <3” with the description “~Shot through the heart~”

**Berdly:**

Main: Scout

Preferred Weapons: Scattergun, Winger, Wrap Assasin

-He literally *is* the Scout from Team Fortress Two. Will sometimes do Scout impressions on mic, act like him, the whole deal. His impression is actually pretty good.

-That one guy who rushes the intel on CTF. Everyone hates him.

- “You don’t understand. The Sandman wasn’t OP, they didn’t have to nerf it. “

-Surprisingly not anti-friendly. Instead, he’ll target friendly-killers.

-Will flank stupidly at any given opportunity.

-Major trashtalker. Doesn’t use slurs, but he will relentlessly argue with anyone who insults him and never knows when to quit.

-Only really toxic in MVM. He *will* kick you for using the Gas Passer and he *will* tell you to Ready Up every single round.

-Has a Lenny bind

[randomnameless]

Eremiya is proof that the writers will still turn you into a "poor Waifu who needed the right man" even if you kill children. Why didn't we get Nyna, Medeus, or anyone else, *sigh*.

Killing children in fe sounds odd bcs it's possible to fight against bandit children, but the sad fact with eremiya sending children to death as assassins sounded like Sonia from fe7, with the added and unneeded twist that gharnef was behind it.

Sonia was a cruel and assholish woman, she thought she was human and that's the only extent of Nergal's lie (by omission? I don't think he told her "you're human GG"). Taking control of the fang through Brendan's reptilian brain, ditching uhai and legault, turning the fang in her army, murdering Nino's parents, abusing her, killing Brendan and other tasty things she did? From her own will, and Sonia might not be you're pure waifu but I bet swimsuit!Sonia would sell way better than any "but she was brainwashed!" waifu in heroes.

Face it anon, once you do it you'll feel better : Nyna will never be in the game. Sad truth but truth nonetheless.

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

[har-rison-s]

you've silenced the great richie tozier!

request: I love your writings! You said you will write for all of the losers? Would you write a Richie x reader where the reader is an even bigger trash mouth and he’s like oh thats super hot?

A/N: Bonsoir, ladies and gents. Saturday, 19:45. Starting a little earlier, yay. Really wanna finish this tonight. I've watched 3 horror movies today, jesus christ. + Now I'm home alone. Now it's Sunday, haha. My eyes are tired from crying (I watched Chapter Two again and cried everything out). But I wanna finish this, I hope I do. Yah, lol, I didn't even live up to my own expectations. It's Tuesday and I really hope I actually finish and post this tonight. Happy reading!

warnings: strong language, horrible jokes cause I'm no comedian in all actuality.

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“Beats spending it inside your mother.” Richie's exclaims and raises a hand for Stanley to high-five, but the boy brings it down. Last day of school, the boys have emptied their school bags of their contents, and are currently sharing their summer plans.

“Oh, it's Y/N.” Eddie announces, he sees the girl coming towards him and his friends. “Hi, Y/N.” Eddie waves at her and Y/N waves back.

“Hey, virgins.” She greets them with a big smile. The boys respond with quiet “hellos”, and they expect Richie to respond with something in his style of conversation, but there's just a small “hello” from him, too. Bill shows his surprise, looking at Richie with raised eyebrows. Y/N senses the strange silence between the four and scratches the back of her head out of pure nerves. “Why are we all so stiff? Playing manikins?”

“Yeah, haven't heard of the new play? The plot is set in a clothing store.” Richie says, his tongue back to work. Y/N narrows her eyes at the boy.

“And I assume you'll be playing the guy who gets a wardrobe makeover?” She raises an eyebrow, and eyes Richie up and down. His friends laugh, and for the first time in his life, Richie doesn't have anything to say. Even his friends notice. “So, what are you guys doing today? Last day of school!” Y/N wiggles her eyebrows with a grin on her lips.

“W-we have thuh-the Bar-Barrens.” Bill informs her. “Y-You wanna come al-along?”

“Sure. I've got nothing else to do, anyway.” Y/N shrugs.

“You're so sweet.” Richie says sarcastically.

“No sweeter than your dad's tongue.” She shoots right back, which earns laughter from the other three boys. Richie's quite frozen on the spot from her quick response. He adjusts his glasses. There's many things to say, but none of them cross Richie's mind. And he hates to be losing at a conversation of this sort.

The group of five start to head towards their bikes, though Henry Bowers and his friends are unfortunately in the group's way. First Bowers pushes Richie into Stanley, which causes both boys to fall down. Y/N immediately runs over to them and helps the boys to get back up on their feet.

Once they're up again, Richie and Stan both thank her for it. One boy is more flustered than the other, looking at her with deep red cheeks. Confidently, and without shame, Y/N faces Henry Bowers and shows him her clearly pissed off expression. But the bully isn't looking at her yet. “Hey, Bowers!” She calls out to him. Eddie, Richie, Stan and Bill look to her in a contained panic, and the Bowers gang, all four of them, turn their attention to Y/N, and the main bully sees the angry expression on her face. But it doesn't intimidate him in the slightest. “The fact that you're a dick doesn't make yours bigger.”

“Are you crazy?!” Eddie hisses to her, but Y/N pays no mind to the boy. Eddie's clearly in worry about her further well-being. Henry Bowers starts approaching her, and she stands bravely between her friends, not intimidated. And even though she's not afraid of the bully, she knows she should have kept her mouth shut. Just like Richie, this curse of always spitting out jokes and insults, will get her literally killed one day.

“Your summer will be hell.” Bowers growls. “You'll wish you were never born, you slag.” He tells her.

Y/N still looks at the bully, her slight anger rising more and more in his eyes, and feels a tugging at her skirt. It's Bill, signalling for her that it's time to go, but she doesn't notice him yet. “At least I'm not a failure like you.” She shoots right back at Bowers.

“Fuck!” Richie curses and they have to grab Y/N and make her leave with them a bit forcefully. The only way she could survive now is just to run. She and the boys head in a quick pace to their bikes, they're running as fast as they can, the Bowers gang right behind them. Though it's a little hard for Henry to run when his legs are like wooden sticks.

Though Richie is scared to death to actually get caught by Bowers and for Y/N to have the same destiny, he's very impressed by her. She's just like him, but—wait, could that be possible?—a bigger trashtalker than Richie. Could that really be possible?

He's also a bit jealous of her, but mostly he finds this increased, female-version-of-him Y/N quite… attractive. And not just because she speaks the way he does and because their personalities are basically the same, but also because she's pretty. She's very pretty. Though he feels like her personality bests her looks (No offense, Y/N's face, he thinks). She's magnetic.

“Fuck, I forgot my bike.” Y/N realises a big detail.

“You can ride with me.” Eddie proposes, and Y/N nods. They try to get on their bikes as fast as they can, with Bowers right around the corner.

“Be careful, Eddie, she might give you cooties.” Richie says, already on his bike and waiting for his friends to get started.

“You've already got all of them.” Y/N responds before Eddie can, and the boys laugh, despite their situation.

Y/N gets on the back of Eddie's bike, and off they all go. Bill leads his friends the shortest way to the Barrens, they pedal behind him as fast as they can. Y/N hears Bowers yelling profanities after them, threats that he will find them and make this summer their last.

But the girl only laughs at his threats and yells, and that takes Richie's attention once again. He adjusts his glasses and grins at the girl. She's completely untouched by Bowers and what comes with the name, the fear of him is chained to his last name like a dog to a fence. She's reckless, and she's funny. She's got a strong spirit. And Richie digs that. He hasn't met a girl like her before.

At least one that hangs out with him and his friends, and is, on the inside, a good person. Y/N looks over at Richie. “What are you looking at, Tozier?” She asks. “Glasses don't work? I'm not Diane Lane, sorry, sweetheart.”

The other boys laugh, but Richie's reaction is lesser. There's only a smile on his lips. “You wish.” He says to her, and Y/N sticks out her tongue at him.

“You wish you were Matt Dillon, Tozier.” She says, and looks at the road in front of her, and Eddie's hair that gets in the way of this view.

Richie hangs onto her words, and doesn't want to admit the truth in them. He does wish so, Dillon's the biggest heartthrob of this decade. There isn't a boy who doesn't wish to be in his shoes, with his looks and his charm. Cause all the girls dig Matt Dillon.

“You like him?” Richie asks her, and Y/N turns her head back at him. She raises an eyebrow once again.

“What's it to you?” She asks. Richie pretends like he's thinking, thinking deeply. His hand on his chin and a far-away look in his eyes.

“Say, what would you do if I woke up tomorrow and I would be Matt Dillon? Look like him, talk like him.” Richie proposes an idea. “What's your action?” He raises an eyebrow and grins suggestively.

“You'd be in Hollywood, which is a thousand miles away, so… I wouldn't really be able to do anything.” Y/N says, shrugging.

“Take a left!” Bill yells from the front, and Eddie speeds in front of an appalled Richie. The glassed boy only stares after Y/N on the back of Eddie's bike. She's got a big grin on her face, and she even laughs at Richie. Once again, she's made him lose his voice.

“Ha-ha! I'm in front of you!” Eddie brags to Richie. The boy's always been the fastest, but not now. He can't even think of being at the very front of his friend group. It doesn't even seem to matter now, doesn't seem like the most important thing.

What does though, is how to out-smart this girl. But looks like she's always a step--no, correction--a joke ahead of Richie. She's out-sassed him, and Richie is blown away. No one's ever done that before. And a girl? Most girls these days can't even look guys in the eye without fainting or blushing red like tomatoes. But Y/N's different. And Richie can't deny that he finds her hot, and her snapping back and out-smarting him.

Through the time the Losers and Y/N spent together on the last day of school, most of it was spent listening to Y/N and Richie going back and forth with jokes, too-corny-to-be-used-properly pick-up lines and pop-culture references. Though Y/N mostly beat him down, winning the unofficial contest. And she left Richie with his mind blank and mouth hanging open quite often. Bill, Eddie and Stanley had laughed at their friend. They were thankful to have found someone who makes the all-powerful Richie Tozier stutter and actually doubt his superiority in the comedy business.

He became quite fascinated with her, and he couldn't even hide his blush when she spoke to him. Though he did try to hide it, she still saw the pink tint coloring his squishy cheeks. And she had laughed, but to herself. She didn't want to embarrass the boy more than she already had. But it did make her feel a little powerful to be able to do so.

“Oh, no, now I get it.” She had said, and Richie had looked at her. For some reason, he thought she'd have a genuine statement to make. “You're auditioning for the red dress in the play.” She had concluded, and left Richie with his voice stuck in his throat.

“With a pale skin like yours, you'll do great as the white one!” He'd soon replied, which earned him a splash of Derry sewer water on his legs. The boy had only laughed and looked at the magnetic girl with wondering, wide eyes.

“I'll do great as a vampire.” Y/N had responded, and made a face that was supposed to mock the mentioned creature.

“And live off other people's blood? Disgusting, but enticing.” Richie makes an i'm-thinking face.

“I think blood is much more valuable than relying on them to always laugh at your jokes.” Y/N had admitted, and that earned her a splash of grey water on her legs. She'd squealed, but with a smile, and given an even bigger splash back to Richie. He'd gasped, almost covered in the liquid head to toe, and looked at Y/N.

“You're dead!” He'd screamed and pin-pointed the moment all hell broke loose. More specifically, he broke the hell right onto Y/N. An intense water duel had begun then, which no one except Richie and Y/N took part in, finding the activity more disgusting and unnecessary than standing by and watching would ever be.

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[burnt-tomato]

herro!! can you write hcs for when noya and tendou gets jealous? like what would they be like? I feel like noya would rolling thunder someone’s ass HAHAH

♤: aye thanks for the ask!! Got braindead for a sec and couldn’t answer lmao. Ayt here are your headcannons. Also idk if you meant jealous as if talking to another mAn or jealous of your traits or who you are, so imma do both

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Nishinoya Yuu

If I were you I wouldn’t make this guy jealous lol

He’s probably jealous of your height let’s face it

Rolling thunder his ass what the hEcC lmao imma try to make that work

Jealous because of you talking to another guy

Noya is really protective of you bc he loves you a lot and is afraid to lose you and probably bc you’re the first and only to return his feelings

Made sure that everyone in the school class knew about your relationship. Yes even the team.

When a guy talks to you, let it be classmates, a friend or your brother bc why the hell not right? He will gLARE at them

Let’s say the 2 of you are in the same class. You were paired with a random guy for a partner project, and this rose a huge red flag for Noya

During class you and let’s name the random guy A, A had to sit next to eachother bc teacher's rules suck. You were wAy to0 cl0se to eachother, according to Noya's rules and regulations. More glaring yay.

You and A seem very… mmmmm friendly lol and Noya is n0t enjoying this

♤: aye sorry for cutting this but ya think Noya likes his girlfriend, if he gets one, more than Asahi and Kiyoko? My AsaNoya heart

Even when the project ended, you and A wanted to get to know eachother and be friends for plot and I’m pretty sure Noya is about to rolling thunder his ass

♤: not sure if noya is the threatening kind tho

Smashes down your door violently pulls you outside of class and to a corner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). "Y/n... You better not tell me that you're planning to leave me for someone else.." "Yuu, why the hell would I do that? I only wanted to be friends with him because he's actually nice." "But I- sorry y/n. I'm just afraid of losing you." *hug hug cUdDlE hug because I can't describe scenarios like this lol*

Jealous because of someone flirting with you

There was this one particular guy who kept on looking at you and when you'd look back, he'd smile. Noya noticed this and let it slide for a few times, but that didn't last long. He soon felt itchy and bothered that someone's looking at you with a smile all the time.

He isn't quiet about it either. Everyday after class the guy staring at you (let's name him B) would wave his hand at you and say stuff like "see you tomorrow y/n" or when you and Noya arrive together at class he's be all "good morning y/n! Beautiful as ever!" And hoo boy Noya isn't happy. He would always say "Fuck off, you bastard. She's taken." And B will just belp at both of you.

Noya always tried to tackle the guy, but you always stopped him from doing so. Even if he wants to kill the guy or shout at him so bad, you keep reminding him to control his emotions. Idk if I were the girl i would offer Noya to double team B lol.

But hoo boy he cannot do that. B tool it to the next level and Noya couldn't keep it all in anymore.

It happened during a school day. Classes just ended and Noya told you to go on ahead and he'll just catch up, but just as you got out the door, B gripped you by the arm and pulled you by the door.

*peptalking my self* Ok Vy you can do this. You just have to make it look like B did a smooth move there even if you're bad with dialogues

"Hey hey y/n, you've been avoiding me for a long time now, and it's getting on my nerves." He whispers unto your ear. Noya hurry tf up your bae be in trouble. He places his thumb and index finger on your chin lifting it up and you can smell what he ate this morning

Ok Vy you can do this. "Look, I don't know if you're ignoring me because of that tiny guy, but I'll tell you now that he isn't good for you and you're too good for someone like him. You deserve someone better. Yknow, some like... me?" He smirks. You are hella disgusted

Who is this Bimbo trashtalking Noya. "So, y/n, could you be kind enough to give me your number and address~`>~~<~•||•《•¤○《•" wow I can't do this.

For a split second, you felt a hand travel to your back collar pulling to aside, revealing Noya, who was glaring daggers at B, while B was still smirking

"Hey hey now junior student, I was talking to y/n here, and you just disturbed our conversation." "Did I really? Oh sorry, but can I inform you that she's taken, nd if you want to leave school alive, you better step away now and never talk to her again." Noya says, trying his hardest to keep his composure and not lose control

"Geez fine already. You don't have to throw a fit about it. She wasn t worth my time anyways." He says walking away waving his right hand. "What did that bastard say about yo-?" You pulled Noya back. "It's fine now. He's gone." Noya was still frustrated, and you tried to cool him off.

*insert hugs and other stuff bc I'm uncomfortable writing those lolllll* you both go to the gym, and Noya forgot about what he was mad about as soon as he was playing and saw Kiyoko

Bonus

You're jealous of Kiyoko and Asahi bc even if Noya is dating you now, he still goes crazy over Kiyoko and hangs out around Asahi all the time lol

Tendou Satori

This is definitely someone I won't get jealous

Very underrated boy I love him

Jealous because of you talking to another guy

The time this happened was when you 2 were at the bookstore for the weekly jump. He left you for a while to look for the book while you hung around the novel books that you're probably not interested in

You saw a book that you got interested in, but was too high bc u short. You struggled reaching it, then goes a guy (I'll name him C). He reached the book for you and you bowed to thank him.

"Oh [ insert book title ]? You read that?" He asks. "Not really, it just looked interesting." You said. You both started chatting about that book, and then switched to your hobbies and other stuff.

Then Tendou comes. He wraps his lanky arm around you, forcing you to move back. And you're literally in a book section, so it's probably cramped. He looks at the guy, well, looking d0wn bc he t0l as hEcC.

"Eehh? So you're the guy I heard talking to y/n.. You better not be planning things to do to her, if you are you better prepare to go through me." The guy apologizesand waves you goodbye

"Satori, we were just talking about stuff we had similarities on.. He wasn't hitting on me." You say. "Oh? I guess my guess blocking only works on volleyball and not outside huh.. well anyway have you seen this week's jump? It's really interesting and has this-" starts rambling about the weekly jump. You were surprised yet used to this. Him being mad at first, then quickly turns back to normal when talking to you.

Jealous because of someone flirting with you

Mm m m m m m mm m mmm

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I just like making use of the fact he loves reading the weekly jump and is in the bookstore whenever he isn't playing volleyball

You were both at the mall to shop for something ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ and you both stopped for a bit in the bookstore. You hung out by the entrance while Tendou went inside bc he takes a hell lot of time lol.

You were minding your own business playing on your phone when this random guy walked up to you and pressed a finger on your phone, lowering it (let's name the guy D( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Hey hey beautiful~~~□•□•□•□□•□ [♤: I'm getting the big cringe lol]. Would you mind me asking for your number?" He asks with a smirk. You didn't know how to response or how to react during that time so you stood frozen, tilting your head to your left. You shook your head, signaling a 'no', but the guy insisted. He kept whispering (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง and that made you really uncomfortable [♤: ew.]

You felt the door you had your hand on move away, then the next thing you knew, a tall lanky guy stood next to You, keeping his line of vision on D.

They started arguing, D protesting that you 2 were just having a friendly conversation. "Look, from inside, it was obvious that you were flirting with MY y/n. She shook her head multiple times and it was given that she was uncomfortable. So if you KINDLY would move away from her and never come back, that would really be appreciative." He says

You heard D make a 'tch' sound and walked away with a frustrated expression.

"You didn't really know that he was flirting huh? If it was obvious you could be come sooner." "Sorry the last time I butted in with your conversation with a guy I was mistaken, so I decided to make sure first." He said with a smile scratching the back of his head.

You 2 were about to leave when the shop owner said "Sir you will have to pay for that." Tendou was about to pay when he saw what happened. He laughed a little and went back inside apologizing.

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[angryalbicocca]

So I want to share an experience, and to vent a little.

I was in an organization, which I won't name in fear of being recognized. Let's say we created enjoyable content together. I joined this organization in my first year of high school (I'm in my fourth, and in Italy you do five total years of high school), and at first everything went fine! I had finally something to do that gave me joy and satisfaction, let alone a new place in which I could improve my skills and make new friends. The head of this group was a guy, eight years more than me but overall very nice and funny, he made the lessons a lot more enjoyable other than you absorbing content from a professor, which I appreciated. He always put himself out more as an older brother towards everyone, rather than a teacher, and had more or less a bond with everyone.

Now this is important.

Mind you, most of us were all teenagers, and this bond not only was of affection, but of utmost respect. He was a leader, and had the skills of one, so much that I, but also the most of us, would defend him in any circumstance. This, and many misunderstandings between us and the school set the ground to split up and start anew with a brand new organization, which we and our families had to support financially on our own to get it going.

At first I was determined to go on, but I think this was when things started going south, when the responsibilities grew, when money got involved. If before you could ditch some lessons but had to attend when the moment to share the content with the public came closer, now you couldn't miss any lessons amymore. Being late was never tolerated, but now more than ever. If you said you were sick, the response was always "are you really that sick?". I was okay with these rules, I thought they were okay. But life isn't always made of one thing, and only recently I noticed I had planned my life to accomodate their needs and not mine. - So no, I'm sorry Courtney, I can't go out with you... I know it's your birthday but I can't! They'll kill me! - This "I have to do it for them" mindset led me to go when I was the sickest, and fortunately they said I could stay home. "you might pass it onto others, also!".

I endured these policies, and made fantastic memories anyway, for the love of what I was doing. I was always the first to volunteer for side projects, always the first to help with lots of things, but my help was never recognized, it was always as if it was required and not appreciated as something nice I had done. So month after month I paid and I paid, until at some point I started growing my friendships on the side. Spending time in a different way, doing things I actually liked. At that point I started to notice.

Other than the fact that the time was not enough anymore to do everything and to do it well, I started losing interest, losing passion, and carrying on my duties not as excited as I was before, they were now a burden for me. I was starting to look impatiently at the clock, waiting to go home, I started hoping for something to happen to me so I couldn't go, or for the lesson to be canceled that week, at least one of them. I started being anxious, because not having interest would mean I would procrastinate my work and going there with no work done would mean being scolded in front of everyone and for the Director to lose trust of me. (At this point, I was very close with him, but out of the blue he drifted away and that leaves me very confused as to why to this day, but that's another story).

The more time passed, the more I started to think "What if I left???", This scenario was the best for everyone: I wouldn't slow down the group and I wouldn't stress my soul out for something I didn't care anymore for!

And as soon as these thoughts occurred, I started to open my eyes. The Guy, the boss, was not the hero I was convincing myself he was, trough my mom I started to notice some little things that he would do or say to other people, the difference he made between people and how they were affecting some of my close friends, how they were very wrong and mean. Not to mention, I got a 'solo work', let's call it this way, that was taken away from me and given to someone else (clearly better than me, but still) no explanation, no questions asked. One day I didn't have that work anymore assigned to me and that was it. I was profoundly hit and at this point, after years of contribute I had given that never saw an hint of recognition, this killed whatever interest I had left in me.

I started to think for real for real that I was better off away from this environment, and seeing how I reached for every little thing that could help me stay home instead of going, I really had to act fast. Thank goodness my family was really supporting, and despite it coming out of nowhere for them, being the fact that I seemed very attached to this activity, they helped me and reassured me every step of the way. I gathered some courage and told the truth to the Director.

At first he said that it was my decision, so I was up to do what was the best for me, then he said something strange, like 'everyone is important, no one is essential' (which is true but a bit mean???), So I left, relieved that everything was okay. But it wasn't.

I started receiving messages from him, basically he said that it was not possible that I had done it for myself only, that I clearly had issues at home or school, that he didn't recognize me, that something was up. He even reached for my mother, to ask her if she could convince me into going back, which she responded with 'leave her time, leave her be' . The pressure I felt at that moment in my life was overwhelming, all my fears and anxieties were manifesting, but I managed to pull through, finally closing this once and for all.

Now everything is fine, I had an hard time dealing with this situation, and after three months, at last I also left the group chat, which I hadn't for fear of questions and trashtalk.

What I wanted to say, telling this story is THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP.

It was obviously kind of a professional relationship but it still was toxic! All the anxiety I suffered at the thought of leaving and actually doing it is due to the relationship of friendship/submission he created, I was too afraid to disappoint him to do what was best for me: I couldn't skip lessons when I felt barely alive, I couldn't say I was sick because I was never sick enough to stay home, for FOUR YEARS I neglected myself to help them and I was never thanked once or given credit, I always put myself in the first line, always, and never got recognition for it, I was terrified at the thought of getting out of that situation because it was the only one I've ever known for basically all my late adolescence, it was my only certainty for a lot of time, and this made it terribly difficult.

All the hours I spent torturing myself with paranoias of them talking shit behind my back for leaving, all the fear I felt, should have never even been an option. When you have to leave something for whatever reason, you have the right to do it SAFELY and PEACEFULLY. You don't have to be pressured to stay, and if you feel like I felt GET OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! THIS IS TOXIC AND IF YOU WAIT EVEN A LITTLE MORE YOU'LL END UP SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Stay safe, you matter above all else, your emotions matter, your emotions are valid, don't bottle up your thoughts, they are there for a reason, especially if they are persistent. Give yourself credit, your instinct is almost always right.

Be safe.

[yangssunglasses]

My impressions from reading Naruto v1 official translation (for the record I only started reading this manga after Sasuke Retrieval Arc, so this is not a re-read, I know this stuff from anime only). It got pretty long, so it’s under the cut.

The prologue about Kyuubi makes it sound as if he was regularly causing cataclysms and terrorizing people, when we know he’s been locked up in Mito and Kushina for around 100 years total. Lol the retcons.

Hiruzen’s bald-faced LIES

I want to know more about the crystal ball jutsu, did he go to Ninja Hogwarts or what? (and divination was his best subject, professor Trelawney would be proud)

Also, he’s kind of blind because he asks Iruka if it’s him when he’s standing right next to him.

No one in this village knows how Jinchuuriki seals actually work. They think Naruto is a human form of Kyuubi and that killing him will solve the problem.

Every teacher is a freaking Jedi Master.

DOPPELGANGERS everywhere

Iruka is dope and he should have gotten to become a jonin and teach Naruto more cool stuff. Instead he got stuck in the Academy for life, yeah he got a cushy job with no life-threatening risks, but he could’ve been awesome ninja.

Naruto and Konohamaru - “From now on we’re archrivals!” then immediately Konohamaru gets replaced by Sasuke as Naruto’s real rival. Sad.

Ebisu bragging about training Hokage candidates and how he’s from the line of elite tutors when we know none of the Hokage candidates were his students. He’d maybe have actual credentials if he was related to Senju, but... it didn’t happen. So he’s just talking himself up.

No “Sasuke-kun” wtf is this

Sakura is so immature, self-centered, insecure, dishonest and mean in the beginning, I kind of love it. She came a long way from that girl. Also, apparently every fic that shows her young self as selfless, sensitive, empathetic, thoughtful and compassionate is dead wrong.

Sakura telling Sasuke how Naruto has it good because he doesn’t have parents to nag at him like she doesn’t know Sasuke’s whole clan got murdered??? It can’t be just her self-centered attitude at fault here, she’s obsessed with Sasuke, if the thing was made public she’d know. This looks like another cover up of Hiruzen’s. Kyuubi’s sealed in Naruto? Don’t tell other kids but you can treat him like shit. Uchihas were wiped out in one night? Let’s pretend nothing happened and never discuss it so that everyone forgets their existence. Is no one telling anyone anything important in this village?

Despite Sakura’s trashtalking Naruto, Sasuke’s nice to her later and even opens up to her a little. Hmm :)

They both were impressed by Naruto’s DOPPELGANGERS and his determination to beat Kakashi. It was a nice moment. How many times people overlook that to bash on Sasuke and Sakura? Ghhh

It’s pretty fun how all three of them are obssessed with different things. They’re just strong characters from the start.

First volume and they’re already drawn on chapter cover with their future summons, the foreshadowing :)

“shinobi reads hidden meanings within hidden meanings”

basically every iconic moment is translated differently and it really grates on my nerves

on the other hand some translations are much more clear on the meaning and ninja stuff is explained better (I checked with the fan translation out of frustration)

Kakashi’s jokes are mean but funny. He’s not a teacher, he’s a child tormentor lol

Ninja kids are hardcore and also adults “because they wear the headband”. And that’s why I can never take BNHA stakes seriously, Naruto and HxH set my standards pretty high for angst and asskicking. Actually no, DB set the standard with 4-year-old Gohan kicking Raditz’s ass and then getting kidnapped by Piccolo for a year long survival training in the wild. And then participating in all big fights until he was 11.

[widobravely]

"and they all lived happily ever after” “but how?”

i’ve been trying to think of endgame for the mighty nein and can’t really figure out their happily ever afters. i mean, i hope campaign 2 goes on for a long long time because i fucking love them, but like. how will it work, after. on what page do we close the book?

nott/veth can have a happily ever after. it’s all wrapped up in a beautiful ribbon and button flowers: she gets turned back into a halfling, she goes back to felderwin, she and yeza give luke another two or three siblings, as well as a pet or two that she claims to despise but they all adore her anyway. it’s beautiful, it’s perfect, it’s easy--and i’m not sure if, after all that character development, it’s what’s supposed to happen? 

nott/veth has discovered that all the things she thought she wasn’t--brave, pretty, capable--she absolutely is. i haven’t caught up yet so i don’t know all the details, but those are just details. i imagine that veth grew up thinking all she was going to be was a housewife, or not being a wife of any sort at all, and then she married yeza and she had a son and she was content. yes she still carried around her crippling insecurities, but she was content. and i imagine if the goblins hadn’t come, she’d remain so--unaware of her magical talent, friendless-except-for-yeza, but a damned good mother and content, content, content.

she’s more than who she thought she could be, now. she’s growing into herself. she’s making decisions. she has a group of friends who would die for her. and somehow the thought of going back to a quiet farming town...doesn’t seem right for her, anymore?

she deserves to be happy. i wonder if her old life can make her so, now?

caleb--oh caleb. we know what his ultimate goal is: to turn back time, to change his past, to save his parents. we are terrified of what will happen if he does. i hope very much his happily ever after is instead him choosing to let the past be in the past, apologize to his parents’ ghosts, and move forward with his found family. where does he end up, after? where does he go?

imagining a caleb slotted into the brenatto family: a beloved brother slash uncle figure to luke, often the center of a kitty cuddlepile, warm and safe and loved. that would be nice, wouldn’t it? and maybe a library. or multiple libraries, where he can just. indulge. in his passion for learning and knowledge. he never has to go into combat again, he can just be. learn for the sake of learning. maybe he’d like to teach? who knows. 

but what if he does manage to accomplish his goals. what if he does manage to turn back time. what happens then? bren aldric ermendrud probably never goes to the academy. then what? he’ll never become caleb widogast, either, and he isn’t going to be in a jail cell with a goblin girl and he isn’t going to meet a bunch of lunatics in a bar in trostenwald and--

say for example he intervenes in the raid on felderwin, saving veth. what then? veth doesn’t know him. veth doesn’t need him. caleb and nott: i’m sticking with you ‘cause i’m made out of glue. veth doesn’t have that need because she was never hungry or tired or desperate or a halfling turned goblin. will they still be friends? he saved her and her family’s lives. i don’t know. people smarter than me can meta that. but it will be changed. it will be bren and veth, not caleb and nott. 

say he saves veth. what then? is he going to hunt down beau and jester and fjord and molly and yasha and caduceus? is he going to form an adventuring party without veth? why would he? what drives him? after saving his parents, is he just. going to leave them?

i don’t think caleb has thought out his plan completely, or how his life is going to change after he Accomplishes his Goal. you see, the goal isn’t to bring his parents back to life. it’s to erase what he did. he can’t forgive himself for killing his parents, and it’s not enough to make them live again, he can do that with true resurrection. he wants to make sure he’s never done it. 

but in unmaking that, he unmakes caleb, and thus the mighty nein.

but enough about a hobo wizard who hasn’t thought about the consequences of his actions.

caduceus. i’ve always thought that After Everything, he goes back to the blooming grove. that’s his goal: save the grove. he’s going to be the one to save the grove. he’s going to read the book caleb gave him and he’s going to find something that heals cursed, blighted lands and the nein are going to go on a quest, a caduceus arc, and they’re going to save the blooming grove. 

maybe this: maybe all his family comes back, maybe nila’s firbolg tribe comes to stay, maybe he spends the rest of his long long life making tea and gossiping with nila about how to grow mosses.

but we run into the same problem as we did with veth: is he going to be happy there, in the stillness? in the silence? after his growth, is he going to be able to fit back into the pot?

i don’t know. i guess we’ll see.

beauregard. where does she fit. where does she go? the mighty nein is the only family she’s ever really had. i think if it were up to beau, she’d want to keep going, keep adventuring. but that’s reliant on what the others want, isn’t it? if veth stays with yeza and luke. if caleb unmakes the world. if caduceus, after solving his problem, goes home.

jester i think will want to keep going, too, because she wants to see the whole world, you guys. jester wants to compensate for all those years in a locked room. jester is going to roam and explore and discover and spread the word of the traveler--and it’s the traveler, it isn’t the guy who has a temple in just one place that’s boring. in that case i see beau and jester staying together. they drop by nicodranas every so often to say hey to mama lavorre. yes, of all the nein i can see beau and jester’s happily ever after the clearest: they’re not going to settle down, they have wandering feet, there’s an entire world to see.

it’s not going to be the same, without everyone else. but it could be good, too. 

(point for beaujesters, maybe?)

there are undefined things, there are questions. what about the cobalt soul? what about the expositors? can beau ever go back to the empire? what about her family, her brother? 

but in the end, well. i don’t think beau will ever want to settle down in kamordah and run a vineyard, so. adventuring with jester and spreading the word of the traveler it is! 

i had a wild thought: what if jester takes over the gentleman’s criminal empire? but naaaah, i don’t think jester would like that, so let’s not.

yasha--yasha has no defined goals, no defined end. zuala is dead. zuala could possibly be true-resurrected, but what happens after? do they stay in xhorhas, or go off to explore like beau and jester? actually i can see that happening, too: beau and jester and zuala and yasha, just off to see the world. and what a lovely image: zuala comes back to life, and the first thing she sees is yasha and a book of flowers: i brought you flowers, love. i have so many flowers to show you.

if they true-resurrect zuala. i think a pretty important theme in the nein is moving on, putting the past behind them. nott needs to reconcile with veth’s insecurities and realize she’s more than what she thought she was; caleb needs to forgive himself and let his parents go. i don’t know if zuala’s resurrection would be a good thing or a bad thing. again, smarter people than me can probably meta that.

fjord fjord fjord. what is he going to do, what does he want? he was so happy on the sea. it was like coming home, for him. i don’t think he’ll ever unlock uk’otoa, no--fjord isn’t stupid enough to mess with a scary god-snake i hope, so. what happens to him? 

maybe he finds vandren, maybe together they make amends, maybe they go back to the ball-eater and go sailing off with orly and marius and the rest? that would be nice, too. beau and jester hitch a ride every so often. fjord i think has gotten used to a life of adventure, and sailing is probably never boring. and fjord and vandren can always go diving for treasure. they’re chosen by a water deity, after all.

and molly?

there are two courses of action, i think, and here’s the one i like the most:

all is said and done, after the nein kill the bbeg or solve the ancient mysteries or whatever, jester attempts true resurrection on molly.

and fails.

molly’s main thing is that he hates change. he lives wild and free and hedonistic and he wants to stay exactly that way forever. he disdains lucien/nonagon as someone who occupied this body before him. and his friends? will have grown and changed so much. he only knew them for thirty-nine days and now they’re all so different. i think molly was good with the life he lived, all two years of it, and was happy to go out as he did.

i bet he’s hanging out with vax in the afterlife, trashtalking everyone. and when the nein start dying for real, he’ll be in the welcome party.

but he isn’t going to come back.

the other course of action is of course the happy fairytale ending wherein molly comes back and there’s lots of hugging and he slots in perfectly in the nein, which--doesn’t seem possible to me, but why not! it’s great! molly can go adventuring with his best friend yasha and yasha’s wife, and beau, who has developed a worrying attachment to him, and jester who is so happy to have him back. he’ll go back to living wild and free and hedonistic. 

that story feels a little empty.

no, i much prefer molly staying dead and hanging out with vax and zuala and maybe bren’s parents? and they all watch the nein live happy lives and trash talk them and. just. be at peace. 

to end, let me paint you a pretty picture:

there is a house in nicodranas, not too far away from the lavish chateau. inside of that house are multiple teleportation circles, linking to the blooming grove and zadash and hupperdook and alfield and other places that are important to the nein.

there’s a kettle on the stove and a bunch of teas caduceus left during his last visit. luke is at the table, doing his homework--yeza is in the lab, mashing something, making something, while veth is testing some acids in the other lab.

caleb is curled up in front of the fire, frumpkin purring, reading a book on luke’s current homework so he can answer any questions his nephew(?) might throw at him.

just then the door bursts open and beau, jester and yasha flood in. “heeeeey everyone!” jester calls. “we’re hooooome!”

luke jumps up from the table. “did you bring me presents? did you, did you?”

“so many,” beau says, and mimes staggering under the weight. “little man, you’re getting spoiled.”

jester hugs caleb and says, “you don’t smell stinky!! did you take a bath?” and caleb says dryly, “ja, nicodranas has some very nice bathhouses.”

yasha doesn’t say much, but she smiles at luke, and when veth bustles in and hugs her hello, she drops a crown of exotic, fragrant flowers on her friend’s head.

there’s a knock on the open door, and fjord peeks in. “space for another one?” he asks.

“NO!” veth cries out, and everyone laughs.

just then, the teleportation circle activates, and caduceus steps out, bearing more mosses and tea. “i’m just in time,” he says. “that’s great. that’s really nice.”

and the water is hot, and the tea is made, and everyone’s around the table and laughing and tripping over all the stories they want to tell. jester saw kiri and taught her some new songs! she’s still very sweet. luke misses bryce so they’re going to alfield tomorrow. shakaste stopped by the blooming grove and sends his regards; there’s a letter for beau from keg on the mantle, she finally learned to spell her name. 

there are enough rooms in the house in nicodranas, but somehow everyone ends up bedded down on the floor in the living room, right by the fire. it’s not the tiny hut, but it’s close, what with everyone’s snoring and snorting and occasional kicking.

and they all lived happily ever after. the end.

[septemaria]

my thoughts on the all for the game series [spoilers ahead!]

so i actually finished the first book a while ago and then decided i was never going to go near the series again (i lied) but then i saw how cheap the books were on kindles so i picked up the series again! this post is going to be extremely text heavy and divided into three sections (one for each book)

i. the foxhole court

i’m not gonna lie, this book was my most disliked out of the whole series but i do have to say that it did capture my attention right away

there were so many unanswered mysteries at first (how did neil know kevin from childhood? who was neil’s father? why are aaron and andrew so loathing of each other?)

so honestly when matt, allison, renee, and dan were introduced i was literally ‘wow i love them so much if anything happened to any of them i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself’ but tbh that’s me with all of them at this point

i really hated the first time they went to columbia, i think it was my first real impression of andrew and honestly i wanted to push the monsters down a manhole

the whole televised interview part with kevin, neil, and riko was really intense and i wanted to backhand riko so hard gosh

seth just? died? i was really confused at first but he wasn’t really introduced and i guess his death came right after he was introduced but damn that got dark quickly

when andrew started to protect neil i liked him a bit more but we all know that he protected neil bc he likes him not because of kevin

ii. the raven king

the foxes are finally! freaking! cooperating! this took way too long ngl

every time neil trashtalks the ravens/moriyamas two years get added onto my lifespan

neil just kinda knocked kevin and aaron down from their personal ranks inside of the monsters and honestly? iconiqué

the whole drake scene during thanksgiving was kind of disgusting and uncomfortable for me so i just kinda skimmed through it and kept going so we’re not gonna talk a lot about that here

neil legitimately told riko to shut the fuck up and then later proceeded to hit riko i love my disaster son

and the foxes began climbing their way to championships and i actually hate sports but if exy was a real sport i would 12/10 watch it

iii. the king’s men

okay i just actually finished reading this book so you’re gonna get an actual review because i actually remember it lol

so the team is seeing through neil’s bullshit now and i just wanted neil to tell them the truth so bad

that whole christmas break section (did this happen in the second or third book? who knows) was so infuriating for me because i actually wanted to kick riko in the nose

so andrew and neil 👀 the sexual tension was getting way too much for me i just needed them to kiss

btw i like andrew now his character arc is the kind of arc i aspire my grades to have

the whole counting down texts neil kept getting were giving me anxiety because we KNEW that it had something to do with his father ugh

yeah anyways i literally screamed when lola started burning and cutting neil up okay i’m so upset

nathan sr. is actually such an asshole i can’t believe he only got two years in jail

i don’t even know how stuart hatford knew neil was in trouble but thank god he saved neil

neil! finally! told! the! team! i was so happy and they were so supportive i love my fox family

i don’t know when the team caught on to andrew/neil but that one remark aaron made to neil was not okay (you know the one i’m talking about)

okay neil striking a deal with ichirou was really unexpected but oh well i guess

we only got a glimpse towards jeremy but i would die for him he’s so sweet

kevin got his two tattoo coverup that’s my boy right there i’m so proud

the foxes! beat! the ravens! that will be the only time i will ever get excited about sports

andrew was not afraid to come at riko for even thinking of hurting his boyfriend and i gasped so hard at that scene like goddamn

coach tetsuji being fired and then ichirou murdering riko was. something. i was literally s h o o k and i was like? oh my god?

now for my thoughts on the series as a whole

so this series had a lot of triggering content and it was way darker than i expected and that was kind of a turn off but the way nora writes is really smooth and fun to read, the content was super interesting and capturing

the book is extremely plot heavy and even now i still have a difficult time remembering key events or even just significant internal drama that happened

it did bother me that the canonically asian characters were all villains or gangsters/mafia members, it put a negative light on the canon asians in the series as a whole

i did really like the way nora portrayed neil’s relationship with his mother, with her being abusive but neil still loving her, i think she did a really realistic portrayal of what that’s like

consent was a big part of this series and it makes me so happy that this is actually being shown in books nowadays

i kind of wanted more of kevin? we were shown his backstory and we had a vague idea of underneath kevin’s hard exterior there was something more and i feel like he had so much potential than being a character that was off to the side 

and while we’re at that, we know most of the team’s backstories but i think it’d be really cool to get shortstories on them growing up or being recruited to the team (matt, allison, renee, dan, nicky)

are we going to get more of the characters? i didn’t think i would fall in love with the characters and the series this much but boy was i wrong

[asthmaqueeneddie]

Second: Richie had stopped smoking for Eddie and was going on a few months cigarette-free! But something happened at home and he started again. He had been sneaking around to smoke, though, and had been trying his best to mask the scent. Eddie finds out, on accident, and he gets upset.

um okay you can just kill me bc that would hurt a lot less than this

also trigger warning !! child abuse & homophobic slurs 

-richie started smoking just for kicks ya know? there’s not a whole lot to do in derry so like why not

-he started doing it more frequently when bev came around. none of the other losers smoked so she was his only companion. bev only smoked to take the edge off and once things in her life got exponentially better, she quit. she tried to get richie to quit too but he just wasn’t there yet. he eventually kicked the habit when he started dating eddie. he wouldn’t kiss richie with his breath smelling that bad (btw the fact that he quit so quickly after annoyed stan to nO end because he had been trying for years to get him to quit but like its fine) 

-it’s a slow process, quitting smoking. richie felt more depressed, more tired, angrier. nobody likes irritated richie he’s just not fun. but eddie helped him along the way, kept him distracted so he would resist the urge to pick up a cigarette. his chest hurt a lot during that first day. eddie made him lay down and they watched several movies. he didn’t realize just how addicted to the stupid things he had become until he was without them completely. and he remained nicotine-free for several months afterward

-there’s always a trigger, though. whenever you quit something you so heavily depended on there will always be something to set you off, run you off the deep-end and make you want to pick it back up again. for richie it was usually his parents. 

-they were always really big stressors in his life and that made his addiction so much worse. it took months of relapses before he could stand being under the same roof as them and not be lighting up. 

-there was this one night though, things got bad. his mom and dad fought a lot about things that rarely had to do with richie. it was usually money, wentworth’s numerous affairs, maggie’s alcoholism. nothing that richie really had control over.

-that night richie walked into his house, after a shift at the music store he worked at and was greeted by his father’s fist flying right into his face. he stumbled and fell back against the front door.

_”you’ve been screwing the kaspbrak boy haven’t you?” his father shouted. richie was petrified. and it wasn’t because he felt he needed to hide that part of himself. he loved eddie and he didn’t have the energy to hide it from every single closed-minded asshole in derry. but what scared him was that his father, in that moment, was completely sober. he didn’t stink of whiskey or slur his words, the only thing that blinded him was his sheer anger.

-”it’s not…we…i’m not…” richie was at a loss for words. he didn’t want to lie, to pretend to be disgusted by the love he felt for his boy. but he also didn’t want to be beaten into the ground so there was really no way out

-”i’ll kill him. i always knew that freak was a fag. what did he turn you gay or something too?” (and before you jump at me yes, there are still people who think that you can catch The Gay) and if there was anything that scared richie more than his father, it was the idea of what sonia kaspbrak would do to eddie if she found out

-a lot of yelling and shoving went on that night. richie came to school the next day with a black eye and busted knuckles because you know he put up a fight. he wasn’t about to sit there and let his dad trashtalk the love of his life. no mcThanks. he didn’t want to talk about it but everyone could guess what happened. 

-eddie said nothing as he walked outside to see richie smoking in the corner, where he always did. he just kissed his cheek and went back inside. 

okay its fine i’m ?? dead??

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 16.08.17 ib lb

why is this even a confusing issue? like, unless vikram got the EXACT same ring for anika as shivaay did, isn’t it fucking obvious whose ring she’s wearing? 🤔🤔🤔

btw, still can’t get over how hot ragini looks. 😍😍😍

whoooooo are vikram and ragini to each otherrrrr? bffs???? I WANNA KNOWWWWW. 😫😫😫

“koi stupidity nahi chalega.”

girl, have you seen what show you’re on? come on. 🙄🙄🙄

daaang, vikram isn’t taking that lying down. 😗😗😗

oooooh, backstory! vikram has karz ka ehsaas and all that. 😯😯😯

oh, samar came to his damn senses and was like fuck off ragini, i’m outttttttttt with this nonsense. i’m a good person, and i can’t handle this madness. i love samar even more rn. may he be happy and in peace, where ever he is. *blows a kiss to the sky for samar* 😘😘😘😘😘

oh vikram, you didn’t justttttttt fucking trashtalk sweet and kind samar. bitch i’ll kick your 7 foot ass from here to where ever the fuck your giant mama’s house is. 😡😡😡😤😤😤

lmao that was the most insincere fucking apology ever, shivaay. 😆😆😆

ragini’s here to stirrrrrrr shit uppp! 😊😊😊

my god shivaay, could you hide the glee at the engagement not happening a little better? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, totes feeling the chemistry between ragini and vikram at that stealth ring move she did. i ship it. i really ship it! 😍😍😍

vikram you’re suchhhhhh a bad liar too. my god how are these two top businessmen with such horrible poker faces? 😟😟😟

oh ragini. what a bitch you are. i love you. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooo vikram in the bg like “i don’t even know anymoreeeee” 🤣🤣🤣

oh god rudra bhavya nonsense. already know that she’s left his ass, so fwding. 😒😒😒

i’m honestly not the LEAST bit interested in this nonsense plot of bhavya’s. 🙄🙄🙄

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT BHAVYA WANTS, RUDRA. THAT YOU LEAVE HER THE F ALONE. 😐😐😐

whaaaaat the fffffff is this plottt even? THIS IS HER FUCKING JOB. GOD I HATE RUDRA’S BS CLINGINESS AND I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS PLOT. 😤😤😤

oh gauri, tum apna dekho na. in sab pagalon ki peeche apna life kyun barbaad kar rahi ho? you deserve soooo much better, my angel. (i literally love her the fucking most in this show now, my pure unproblematic fave. 💖💖💖) 

koi anika ko glucose pilao, she’s almost as exhausted as i am. 😖😖😖

god i want to die with how ugly his suit is. it’s like he just stepped out from a time machine that brought him from the 70s. 🤢🤢🤢

taaaaana! 😧😧😧

i never thought the words “chori chori chupke chupke” could be growled this menacingly, but here we are. 😶😶😶

“main tumhara pa....” uh huh. ok. 🙄🙄🙄

i love how they’re not even slightly awkward about doing this in front of gauri. coz she’s just thaaaat much a part of the family. 😊😊😊

but poor gauri looks like she just wants to slap some sense in to these two. 🙃🙃🙃

“ab toh vikram hi tumhaare liye sab kuch hai”

itna faraq padta hai toh awaiii aag mein ghee kyun daal rahe ho? 😑😑😑

“this is not about you and vikram anymore. this is about ME.” 

lmaooooo, spoken like a true desi mummy. a desi wedding is about the bride and groom the last, always. 😂😂😂

bitchhhhh, you’re the wedding planner, YOU DO THE TAIYAARI. LEAVE GAURI OUT OF THIS. 😡😡😡

gauri’s gleeee at bade bhaiyya’s jalan. 😇😇😇

ugh my heart. gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiii. you so cuteeeeeeee. 😍😍😍😘😘😘

fwding this rudra nonsense. 😒😒😒

why the fuck is vikram always getting ready in shivaay’s room? itne bade ghar mein usko koi guest room nahi de sakte kya? 🤔🤔🤔

snort, vikram’s feminism includes the often overlooked issue of ratjagas. 😆😆😆

PFT SHIVAAY. YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. WTF YOU EVEN DOING, MANHANDLING HIM LIKE THAT. 😐😐😐

i can’t help but lol at any shivaay/vikram scene, coz so much manic energy and rage in shivaay’s tiny body, and vikram is just so giant and chill. a true odd couple. 😂😂😂

wow he caught his hand and stopped him like a trueeeee tellywood hero. 😧😧😧

*squints eyes* should i ship shivaay/vikram? shivik? 😗😗😗

UGH SHIVAAY FUCK YOUR BS PATRIARCHAL NONSENSE. say “be a man” oneeeee more time, you insecure male fool, and imma fucking end you. 😡😡😡

OK I REALLY LIKE VIKRAM AND I WANT ANIKA TO MARRY HIMMMMMM. 😌😌😌

pft, fuck off shivaay, you’re the worst. 😒😒😒

yes vikram, this is our reaction at the fuckery that comes out his mouth too. 😐😐😐

oh god he’s gonna get vikram drunk. 😑😑😑

same, vikram. #same.😔😔😔

vikram reallllllly needs that drinkkkkkk, to deal with shivaay’s bullshit. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

fuck, seeing kriti’s amazing outfit make me want to dieeeeeee at anika’s ghatiya-ass bridal lehenga. 😫😫😫😭😭😭

ok fwding this bareilly ki barfi promotional nonsense. 😐😐😐

snort, gauri just wants rudra out of her hair so he can not fuck up her plans. 😆😆😆

ok, random hangout in the kitchen for these two. 🤔🤔🤔

“sab kuch toh tumhaare hisaab se ho raha hai, anika.” 

fuck your passive agggresive bs, shivaay. 😒😒😒

UGH WHY IS SHE GIVING IN AGAIN? WHY DOES THIS FUCKER NEVER GIVE IN????? I HATE HIM. I HAAATE HIMMMMMMM. 😤😤😤

faraqqqqqqqqqqqq. ouffff. this damn word. 😡😡😡

YES, LET IT OUT BILLU. TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. WITH YOUR BIG BOY WORDS. 😧😧😧

ugh fucking noodles again. man, these ppl and their fucking noodle fetish. they eat literally nothing else. 😑😑😑

as a south indian, may i just introduce you people to this amazing thing called RICE? it’ll change your fucking lifeeeeeee. 🍚🍚🍚

pft, ok, this is such a pheeka, pointless conversation. 😐😐😐

LOL PAANIKA KE HAATH MEIN PAANI 😏😏😏

“kya hoga humaara?”

wohi toh hum sab pooch rahe hai. KYA HOGA TUM DONO KA. OUFF. 😒😒😒

“tumhe mere alaava aur koi jhel nahi sakta.”  “aap ko bhi mere alaava koi jhel nahi sakta.”

haaaaaaaaye calllllllbaaaaack. 😊😊😊

god just kiss the girl you fucking idiot, and end this nonsense once and for all. 😫😫😫

“LET’S CANCEL THIS WHOLE DAMN THING.”

unsaid: AND GO MAKE OUT AGAINST A WALL SOMEWHERE FOR THREE HOURS TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. 😏😏😏

the way they’re running out of the kitchen, my goddddd. 😯😯😯

reminds me of the time they were running out of the kitchen to stop the video after the shita party from leaking. 😊😊😊

bhavya. fwding. 

OUFF BACK TO THE RAPEYNESS IN MANALI. FUCKING WHY? 😩😩😩

WHAT THE FUCK EVENNNNN 😧😧😧😟😟😟

hey tej. ‘sup? 

thanks for being useful and doing the right thing FOR ONCE. 🙄🙄

what was with that weird smile that taj gave??? why is he so gleeful at potentially killing a man????? 😕😕😕

UGH GOD BACK TO RUVYA, IS THERE ANY SHIVIKA/GAURI IN THIS EPISODE LEFT OR CAN I STOP WATCHING????? 😤😤😤

what the fucking hellllll is this weird tejVi plotttttt???? 😟😟😟

... why are they talking to narian when he isn’t even conscious? 😶😶😶

lmao of course you’re giving him “another chance” - you’re still married to tej after all. 🙄🙄🙄

he dead, ain’t he? 😐😐😐

yup. good. that’s what rapey fuckers deserve. 😊😊😊

that chisel in his back tells me MY FAVVVVVVVVVVVVV IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE - SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

headcanon: she fully murdered him for putting his filthy hands on her girlfriend. watch out tej, you’re next! 😇😇😇

OH MY GOD, FINALLY I’VE SEEN THE INFAMOUS SHITTY BEE COSTUME WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS BS OH MY GOD SHIRALI KEEDE PADE TUJHPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢👿👿👿💀💀💀☠☠☠

[rauchus]

Frozen x Overwatch headcanons

Mains:

Anna likes to play DPS/flashy characters. She’s super loud and expressive when playing. Maybe reaper bcs he’s 3edgy5me? Or characters that attack head on. Loves dive comp. Thinks its the best meta ever.

Elsa mains Ana. Bcs Ana’s a healer sniper, how is that not the coolest? It takes skills to land a sleep dart on a genji that’s harassing her team. She also gets to stay out of the brawls for the most part. Also, her name’s Ana, which is just another reason to like the character. Not that she’d ever say that.

Olaf mains junkrat. Bcs spam spam spam spaaaaaam~ and he gets to flyyyyy with the concussion mine. Olaf often kills his team bcs he spams deflecting genji but who cares? there’s a ton of fireworks going off.

Kristoff mains Reinhardt, good ol reliable rein, always steady. plays well with elsa bcs they’re both chill.

Hans: guess fucking what he mains hanzo and plays a lot of comp, is toxic and ragey all the time. also sucks at playing hanjo. i mean, he kills people, sometimes, it’s just that he’s not nearly at the level required to be useful to his team. Also sucks at teamwork. The worst. Ragequits. Trashtalks. Sometimes mains mccree.

Marshmallow is probably roadhog bcs olaf. also marshmallow relates to roadhog

Fandom:

Anna ships Dva and Lucio, and looooves Dva. relates w gremlin dva so hard. Ships a ton of people. Is deep into the lore and loves headcanons, etc. Follows all the V.A.s shenanigans . Is going to blizzcon, definitely, and dragging Elsa with her. And bonus if Anna gets to convince elsa to cosplay widowmaker. *w*

Elsa doesn’t really ship anyone, she’s not in the fandom for that. She does love the lore, and keeps up to date with them because she appreciates the characters’ backstories and shit. She’s also the person who preorders the $450 Dva statue first day it’s announced. Cos she;s like, “LOOK at this level of craftsmanship!! The detail on her hair, her face, her meka....”. Loves the overwatch aesthetic. Also preordered the limited edition artbook to fawn over the art and stuffs. Loves listening to Anna headcanon.

Kristoff doesn’t really ship anyone either? Maybe ReinxAna bcs grandpa/grandma of Overwatch family. Also bcs his rein/elsa’s ana duet is pretty awesome.

Olaf doesn’t ship people either, but he’s soooo into the lore and the FAMILY-ness of it. No such thing as overwatch family or talon family for him. EVERYONE IS FAMILYYYYYY. Loves family-ish fanart and fanfic.

Hans is defs mchanzo shipper. no homo though.

Gaming attitude:

Anna can get heated pretty easily and sometimes forgets to not overextend herself, but is getting better at that. She’s more strategic now. Bcs killing is more fun than getting killed. If she gets too tilted she just stops playing the game and tries to cool down by latching onto Elsa or joining custom chill games/makes her own. And then plays music. Or sings.

Elsa is usually the calm and collected one in the game, always strategizing, always aware. She loves playing support and understands that she would often get targeted. Since overwatch is just a fun pastime that Anna manages to get her to play, she’s not that invested. At the end of the day, it’s all just a game.

... until she’s tilted as all fuck. She has v specific triggers, but when she is, she just switches from her support role into a character like reaper or sombra or soldier76 (dps characters that can heal themselves bcs in these kinds of mood she’d hate to die bcs someone else sucks at healing or no one else plays healer) and would slay. When Elsa switches, Anna would usually notice, and that’s her cue to switch to Mercy. It’s pretty much the only time Anna plays Mercy. Exclusively-pocket-damage boosting-and-only-occasionally healing DPS Elsa. The team always complains. They always win. Elsa’s just like, ‘DIE DIE DIE’. After the game they’ll get ice cream.

Hans is super ragey and shit, plays comps, tries to command the team, is actually pretty good at strategizing if not for his attitude when they start losing. And then it’s all toxic behaviour and passive agressive shit.

Olaf never gets bothered by deaths or losses bcs he just don’t know what’s going on most times.

Marshmallow is mad when he dies but Olaf/Elsa calms him down.

Battletags:

Anna will have something edgy and like, absurd.

Elsa will probs have something punny?

Kristoff would probably have something like ReindeerMan07.

Hans would have like KingHans or like TheOnlyHans as his battletag.

Olaf would be WarmSummer or like SunSun (like, MoonMoon but with sun bcs Olaf loves warm shit)

Marshmallow is Marshmallow :P

Who they can’t play

Anna can’t play tanky less mobile heroes like Rein, or she’ll be the kind of Rein that always charges. Also can’t/don’t wanna play snipers like Hanzo or Widowmaker because it’s too boring.

Elsa isn’t very good with flanker heroes and also heroes that gotta be in the midst of everything and moving so fast, like Tracer and Genji. Sombra is fine bcs Sombra is sneaky and she gets to hack people and all the health packs.

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to be continued bcs I need to get lunch

this is basically my friendship now with @jabs-wocks. Headcanoning our fav characters headcanoning. Meta hcs. we have transcended friendship, into friendom.

[kaibutsushidousha]

Free Time Event Review

I should have done this on Sunday, but clearly foodposting is a huge priority.

Arguably spoiler-free:

Rantarou Amami: 4.5/10. The events did an excellent job making me learn a lot about Amami. What it didn’t do was make me like Amami though. In fact it made me like him less and the last event felt like a scam. Highlights were the second event (amazing demonstration of Amami’s emotional state regarding the killing game) and him taking a jab at my country’s politics in the 4th event.

Miu Iruma: 1.5/10. Believe it or not, I was really looking forward for this one. Iruma was a character with a lot of questions I was curious about. Why does she swings so easily from ridiculous arrogant to ridiculous unassertive? Where do her abondonment issues stem from? And the most interesting for me is her obsession with time. Almost every time someone starts conversation with her she complains about wasting her time, her main series of inventions are things that allow people to act while their sleep so they can have more time in a day and even her dislike in the report card is idle time. That’s what I really wanted to know about. Iruma’s humor is unreadably unfunny, but I was very willing to tolerate that to get the answers I was curious about. What I got instead were 3 purely comedical events, 2 pseudo-romantic waifubaiting events, 1 event that half-answers the least interesting question and 1 stupid and pointless backstory that doesn’t tie to any of her main personality traits. I dug through all this garbage and the interesting parts of Iruma’s personality were barely acknowledged. I would give it 1 but I’m giving it an extra half point because Kaede can punch Iruma in one optional dialogue. It would be 2 if said scene wasn’t optional.

Kokichi Ouma: 8/10. Ouma’s events also don’t answer any questions about him, but in this case it’s not a problem because the main story clarifies a lot about him. The events do have great hints for it though, specially 2 and 5. The rest of his are mostly comedy (except the last one, which is more shipbait), which is great because Ouma comedy is top tier. The event where he challenges you to a card game and starts roleplaying Kaiba is the single most funny event in the entire franchise.

Ki-bo: 8/10. An unexpected favorite. Half of his events are wasted in 2 events of him showing off his functions and of 2 comedy events as boring as Ki-bo comedy is, but the remaining 3 are pretty great. Event 2 is surprisingly actually funny Ki-bo comedy, event 4 is a backstory adds quite a bit of emotional weight to Ki-bo’s main story role and the last one gives great focus to the thing I like the most about Ki-bo.

Gonta Gokuhara: 6/10. Gonta’s events were good and nice to read. That’s it, I guess. I have absolutely nothing to complain about, but nothing spectacular to praise either. It’s just Gonta being Gonta and that’s very nice. It has some good comedy and I like how the events tie in with each other.  I absolutely loved the direction his wolf backstory took and it contains some bits of foreshadowing hidden in it. 

Shuuichi Saihara: 4/10. I already talked in more detail about this one in a spoiler tagged ask, but so you can look that up in my Saihara tag. I was really conflicted on how to grade this one. In one hand, it has two of my favorite events in the game (2 and 5). On the other hand, it has the sixth event spitting on the reasons I like Saihara at least three times. To make things worse, it has a good ammount of romance events that barely adds anything to either character. I know SaiAka is the main pairing of the game and I even ship it, but I don’t want 3 entire events wasted on that. Well, as you can tell from the 2 events I love, at least it’s not as terrible as Nanami, who wastes all her 5 events with minimal information about her. 

Tsumugi Shirogane: 7.5/10. Biased opinion time. Nothing special happens in her events, but they are actually better this way. The main charm in Shirogane is how her dialogue feels like a normal conversation with a real friend, more so than any of the other characters. Quoting myself “Talking to Shirogane feels exactly like reading my Twitter timeline”. The event where she brags about her blandness is also pretty funny. The foreshadowing here is also pretty clever and subtle.

Korekiyo Shinguuji: 9/10. Don’t ge me wrong, I still hate Shinguuji as much as the next guy, but also don’t forget he used to be one of my favorites before I got to know him better. Unlike the main story, the Free Time focus almost completely in the good parts of him. I love his talent and hearing him talking about culture is always enjoyable. That aside, we also have the event about his mask, which is absolutely hilarious and would probably be my favorite comedy event if wasn’t biased by my love for Yugioh. Speaking of comedy, as his bonus mode dates prove a lot, Shinguuji is kind of a goldmine for dramatic irony-based fucked up comedy, so if you’re into that, I STRONGLY recommend doing his second event before chapter 2.

Tenko Chabashira: 5/10. I love Chabashira and it was a very fun ride from event 2 to the end (event 1 is just Chabashira trashtalking men for an entire event), but it has a few issues. Mainly her backstory and the discussion about it relying on her being unbelievably dumb. But overall, it had some great highlights that made me like her even more, like the talk about idols and superheroes on events 2 and 5 respectively.

Kirumi Toujou: 2/10. Same idea as my comments about Iruma, but with only one question: why is she so dedicated to her maid job if it’s described only as part-time job her? She clearly denies her own individuality for the sake of serving and we get no explanation for it. All we get is 7 events of Toujou just being her completely unnapealling self. No traces of humanity detected. There’s one time it feels like Kodaka thinks he is giving her a character flaw but he really isn’t. She’s somehow even worse than Kamukura. This events were a great reminder why I despise maid characters and made me appreciate a lot more the characters I used to compared Toujou to (Hisui from Tsukihime and Medaka from Medaka Box) because those two managed to be good characters despite belonging to this terrible archetype.

Maki Harukawa: 7/10. They are kinda bleak and completely lacking in comedy, but they expand on Harukawa’s already great backstory in interesting ways and really shows her worldview much more comprehensively. I just find it bad that the final 3 events talk about her backstory but you can access them before Harukawa reveals her backstory in the main story, so the characters allude to a conversation they haven’t had yet (happened to Jess).

Ryouma Hoshi: 8.5/10. Overall pretty nice set of events. The first event is cute cat event very similar to Peko’s first, second is not great one of just him being edgy, third and fourth is tennis backstory and fifth and sixth is the part of the backstory we all wanted to know about. Overall nice and very solid events with a great balance between good characterization, comedy and foreshadowing. I would give a 6/10 if they ended there. Yup, you read that right, I’m entire 2.5 extra points just because of Hoshi’s last event. So good. Easily the most heartwarming event in the entire game. Hoshi being happy is something extremely satisfying to watch.

Kaito Momota: 7/10. Pretty solid and expansive on Momota’s good qualities. I like how they tie-in a lot of his traits to his astronaut talent. His backstory is also a fun read, but the highlights there go to the inner reactions to the story, like not believing the story is real and constantly going “This story is way too long, when are we getting to the part about space?”.

Himiko Yumeno: 7.5/10. Like with Sakura, the events are a single story told in multiple parts (except for the first two). It’s good characterization, fun and resonates well with game’s central themes just like Chabashira’s, but with much more respect to Yumeno’s intelligence. Also, the second event is all about my favorite thing about Yumeno and the first has optional dialogue saying Yumeno eats books and that never stops being funny.

Angie Yonaga: 0.5/10. Free Times that do the thing that needs to be done: makes understand a lot about Angie. The problem is that the more you know about Angie, the worst she gets. Her 5th event in particular was infuriating and repulsive enough to drop this grade from 5 to 0.5.

[bulletfrootboyzz]

I appreciate your thoughts and I am not defending her. I don’t know even know her. I just don’t like mob mentality as I said. And yes I think there is a huge difference between what a person says when they believe it is in confidence and what a person does publicly. Imagine, say, Suga isn’t your cup of tea. You’re still a good Army, you clap for his solo songs, you help buy his album, you nod encouragement when others gush about how cute he is. Then let’s say he says something mean to Jimin and you’re kind of pissed he may have hurt Jimin’s feelings so you tell someone in confidence that you seriously can’t understand how anyone would like him, that you don’t think he’s good looking at all yadda yadda. A year later you get into a fight with this person and next thing you know, all your words have been published on the internet. And ARMY predictably wants to kill you. Even though in public you never did or said anything that would harm Suga, and in fact supported him and the whole band. You really don’t see the difference between shutting down toxic behavior vs thought policing? Everyone is entitled to their personal thoughts. So all the BS she said in PRIVATE I will just pretend I didn’t see it. It was not meant for us to see. She wasn’t out there polluting the internet with her shitty thoughts and gathering like-minded trolls to hurt the boys, like PLENTY of others on the Internet. And if she is a homophobe, welcome to ARMY where the MAJORITY are exactly the same, as you can see by the way they treat jikook.

About my opinion that her camera adores him, have you seen her work vs other fansites? If you don’t see a difference for yourself, I can’t help you. Some people saw GCFt and saw love; others thought, oh haha what a nice video JK made for Jimin fans to pretend they are on a date with him. Which one were you? Don’t answer that, I already know, my fellow jikooker. Seriously go look at her stuff. If you were there when she allegedly scammed all those Infinite fans and then ARMY, you sound outraged enough that I can’t imagine you actually took time to see her work on sheer principle, right?

You can like her or not like her, that’s totally up to you, but I reserve my witch hunts for people who actively encourage others to hate or hurt my boys. I am not such a paragon that I dare throw stones at other people for not loving my boys as much as I do. I also had my own business several years ago and I can guarantee that parcels disappearing in the mail is a thing. And buyers receiving the merchandise perfectly well and then demanding refunds for XYZ reasons is ALSO a thing.

Anyway, ignoring people you don’t like is enough. Do you really think this woman deserves being hated and trashtalked by millions for her private thoughts and a few fan orders that went awry? Let the fans who were allegedly cheated hate her. That’s their business. Who knows if they were even telling the truth? It has nothing to do with me and it doesn’t hurt my boys either. If her private words reached them and hurt them, blame the bitch who deliberate released that information for them to hear it.

Today I saw many people among to report headliner the jk saesang.

Do you what she have done ?

Many jikookers were saying she have said many rude things about jk and jm.

Hi sweetie, she is a super problematic fansite with sasaeng behavior who has said shitty things about JK in the past or shitty things about Jimin if they were together and he blocked her shot of JK. Here is a thread explaining it more:

[randomnameless]

Chapter 8 - Connaught to Manster!

Seliph has to help Ced who’s in Manster because evil bishops are rewarping everywhere capturing children to - wait wrong story

Seliph has to help Ced because the Thracians decide to attack as soon as Blume is out of the game, and Travant is so evil he wants to kill even civilians, which makes Alty doubtful.

Nanna talks to her cousin. He is her cousin, right?

Oh. Maybe Ares is a common name? Well it has mythological “meanings” here in our world but...

Nanna makes sure he understands that she is the daughter of that Raquie, not anyone else called Raquie! Ares is a bit doubtful though.

oh? Was she? Well, your dad was more worried than her, he was the one who mentionned Ares, Raquie never did :’(

Eldie’s wisdom?

OH! So Eldie really thought about his wife and son, and have them spirited away from Agustria, knowing that it wasn’t going to end well. It doesn’t justify the lack of recognition or even mention of you two on his part, nor his death quote but hey, it’s like putting valuables to safety when a storm is coming. Rejoice Ares, you were something important to him, not to the point of getting a line in his deathquote but hey, you can’t have everything!

? Granhye died when the Empire invaded, like Blume and co had her killed? But then, when Travant barged in there, he just let her be? Knowing how the guy let Altenna live because she was able to use the Gae bolg, I think Granhye escaped - ran away - or someone Travant didn’t notice her, else Ares’d never be a random mercenary. But since we’re in FE4 we have to hammer the fact that the Empire are the only baddies, so of course Granhye ran away and died when the Empire came, nothing happened between Quan’s demise and Blume’s surprise attack.

He travelled the world and the seven seas... - i mean

no, the reason why you never found him was because you and Finn/Leif were also on the run and had to escape from Travant and the Empire’s goons. And here goes the “letter”. Honestly this is a plot device on par with Mikoto’s letter.

Don’t believe it Ares, it’s most likely a forgery. How can you even recognise your dad’s handwriting?

?? When Eldie would have had the time to write this letter, give it to Raquie and lose his head? Not considering the fact that if anyone found him, in the situation Agustria was in, with a letter where he said he and Siggy the invader were BFF’s and trusted each other, Eldie would have immediatly lost his head Chagall’s douchery not withstanding.

Has Nanna wrote it? Or Raquie? Ares is a very simple man, trusting this thing out of the blue and throwing away years of revenge. Eldie trusted Siggy, the letter said it! yay.

This really sounds as if Nanna planned the whole thing. I feel bad for Ares, but hey, it’s for the greater cause, right?

Nanna even receives a lesson in swordplay out of this. It’s a win-win situation!

pff - it’s not like you have an imperial friend who prays to Loptyr in your commanders! (yeah i know spoil for the next chapter but hey)

Again? Now that the guy who was in the north with the HW isn’t here anymore, it’s time for invasion? It sounds déjà vu.

Hey, it’s what happens in chapter 23 of FE5! Alty and friends are positioned on a mountain!

uh... yeah no? Travant really advocates murdering civilians from Manster? Well, given how, in FE5, civilians rebel it’s kind of an interesting point but damn, killing children? No :’( Alty isn’t really okay with this too.

tfw he talks about leif when he means little kid with a wooden stick but hey leif’s wooden stick shoots beams of light

err... well it is a nice idea, but F!Lewyn hates your guts and maybe Alty forgot but Thracia already has an alliance with Oldvis. You can’t change your allegiance like that! Besides, Travant still killed Seliph’s aunt - i know no one cares about her but hey maybe the Chalphians aren’t okay with that.

and that is of course not taking leif into account, the son of Quan and Seliph’s cousin.

Travant’s scolding. i’m sure Arvis never scolded his children and it bites him in the rear but ssh

older bro to the rescue!

wait when older bro says it it’s okay? Well, she has two missions now, attacking Manster and holding the border - which are a bit contradictory, you can’t divide your platoon between attacking and defending! You’d need to have an entire division!

Were Arion and Alty’s discussion supposed to be in private and Travant was listening or were they just talking as if he wasn’t here but hey, he is here? It’s weird.

that’s not the best display of familial love here... Why are you trashtalking her with Arion? it makes me think about the LI manga and i hated this scene

OH! ETHLYN MENTION - well Ethlyn was brash indeed, trying to protect a child while fighting when the rescue command wasn’t invented yet! And she stood firm until her last moments unlike a certain person in a manga i mean

Arion tries to defuse the situation and it doesn’t work.

this talk of “once and for all” really make you sound as if you’re planning a suicide attack Travant. 

hahaha. Work with? What kind of strategy is that? Shouldn’t you have warned Alty first that she would need to work in tandem with Maykov or something? Honestly...

Granted this formation looks fearsome. I mean, ballistas and wyverns in the back ready to poke you to death? Defensively it looks very annoying, but thanks to Naga, the different platoons won’t work together. The one on the left will try to do something on its own, etc.

Oh noes! - wait what do you mean by we? Ced alone defeated whoever was in charge of Manster? (Reidric T-T) It’s a good thing Ishy was called back to Daddy then, else Ced wouldn’t have been able to “clear the empire out of manster” alone. Granted, this is Lewyn!Ced so... he’d have been able to do so anyways :)

Ced looks surprised? TFW you have no reading on the actual situation of the peninsula, it’s not like Travant barging in when the HW user holding the north disappears is a new plan or anything.

they haven’t crossed the river? But in FE5 Travant starts the attack when we finish the naga damned chapter 22 “across the river”, so Leif really crossed that river. But since chapter 22 never happened, Ced can’t ask to a random dastard to lead the civilians to safety, so he opts to make a heroic stand while the others run away.

Selfless Ced? I can’t see FE5!Ced being “I won’t go down without bringing a few Thracians with me” and WTF is even wrong with Thracians, you’re fighting dracoknights, not Thracian people?! You’re fighting because they’re dracoknights, not because they’re Thracians!!

“where is that dastard he is supposed to lead them to safety”

“safety you idiots DON’T RUN TO THEM ! GO TO THE NORTH FOR SAFETY and to give leif exp”

you’re talking to leif of course he will be careful!

uh... the only thing we can do is cheer him up? He has Forseti and in this game 0 hit is a thing so...

You’re welcome!

in leif’s face - being with lord leif’s liberators only gives some “you’re weak lel” villagers :’(

tfw you’re demoted to noble warrior when you’re supposed to be their prince

and here random is all “oh i forgot to take the return band off Quan in the first gen welp”

Seliph gives monickers to people, it’s a new game he developed. 

??? FE5!Ced wouldn’t “implore” Seliph to “Save this world!”. Again, FE5!Ced is Lewyn!Ced so he is a Crusader and kind of - uh - more aware of his status, he wouldn’t beg Seliph like FE4!Ced does.

in where? I can’t read it.

... well it sounds like F!Lewyn who complained about his miserable life when he rescued Julia, but damn if it’s... strange. FE4!Ced sounds like someone not like FE5!Ced at all. I wouldn’t see FE5!Ced beating himself over failing to save children, not that he doesn’t care, but FE5!Ced’s role isn’t that, he is the leader of the magi group and supports Leif’s claim that he is a holy warrior of Nova. He boosts his morale, he is a leader.

mmh - you and your bunch of school friends erased the Dozels from Isaach, granted you were 5.

friendship power! Seliph wants to be a shonen hero?

or just gave the friendship is wonderful speech to recruit Ced, which works! “no matter what” that doesn’t sound good for the future of Jugdral Ced. Don’t say things like that.

And with that, Manster is saved!