#I love these pricks
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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big d stands for big demeanour (inspired by this mini thread-fic by queeniebgalore on twitter - it is nsfw like immediately so be wary)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#suggestive!!!#the way queenie writes ghostsoap is so fucking good it makes me feel like i could punch through a brick wall#i love it when ghost is just a bit of a prick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art
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no reflection needed.
#my art#yo get him tf outta there :(#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway#funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo#and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf#i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee#i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing#fanart#digital art#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#artists on tumblr#bg3#bg3 astarion#bg3 art#baldurs gate#bg3 companions
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?
very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed
#i think about it a lot#fucks me up#like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan#and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now”#(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong)#(not their fault that system let sy cheat)#like. that fucks me up a lot.#pip speaks#svsss#btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters#but it is an interesting parallel
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I have finally finished 2.4 and oh my GOD watching Dan Heng be so protective of his friends nearly killed me, MY HEART.
And yes, the cutscene where he pushes the trailblazer out of the way and even cushions their fall with his own body, but I mean even before that! When he was already trying to protect them and March 7th from Feixiao and Lingsha!!
Because if you watch the dango trio throughout the main quest, you'll notice that they often position themselves in the same way, which is a detail that makes me super happy that Hoyo thought to include- when the three of them aren't evenly spaced, March 7th and the trailblazer tend to gravitate towards each other and stand very close together, frequently side-by-side. And by comparison, Dan Heng usually stands slightly away, and often even slightly behind them, where he can pull on their leashes to wrangle them keep an eye on them.
This is probably a habit learned through experience, since March 7th said during Belobog she is the "queen of unannounced disappearances" fjdksajfkldjsak
And of course at least a little bit of it is just done for like, aesthetic purposes. It's a video game. Things have to look nice for the player. The trailblazer and Dan Heng are the same height, March 7th is a bit shorter, and Yanqing is even smaller. It makes sense to have the trailblazer and Dan Heng stand on the ends, with March 7th and Yanqing in the middle, it just looks nicer and more balanced that way. But still! Even when they're accommodating for Yanqing in this quest, they still all arrange themselves the same way, almost every time!
But this changes after Dan Heng and Yanqing become suspicious of the visitors from the Yaoqing.
The dango trio still stand around relaxed and in their usual manner when they go to the artisanship delve and meet Skott,
but Dan Heng takes notice of Lingsha when she arrives, and he and Yanqing mentioned her specifically when discussing their worries.
Yanqing worrying so much about Jing Yuan got me right in the heart, he's such a good boy WEH
And when the four of them go out to the alchemy delve to meet Lingsha for tea, the pattern breaks. Suddenly Dan Heng is standing right up front, and even walks in and enters the scene before March 7th and the trailblazer to get to Lingsha before them. He stays a step in front of them the whole time, too.
And then when Dan Heng and the trailblazer have to go be interrogated by Feixiao! The same deal! Dan Heng walks in ahead of them and stays in front of them! Noticeably so! Enough that even Feixiao takes note and voices it!
Dan Heng is so so fiercely protective of his companions, and I love it, I adore hyper vigilance in the wake of trauma like this, I'm so excited to see what else he does in 2.5, I hope we either get to see him get fucked up or the trailblazer gets fucked up in his place, I wanna see them run through the meat grinder!!!
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dancae#danstelle#he loves them so much wehhhhhh#(I know I threw in the ship tags but I mean that love romantically or platonically. tag this either way as you please)#but anyway not to mention the whole cutscene part and Dan Heng promising he wouldn't let them die before him#I could have screamed when I read that oh my GOD#Dan Heng. baby. honey. sweetiepie.#I am going to squish him#I wanna see him get a little freaked out about being stuck in the Shackling Prison again heehee#I hope we get to see his old cell at some point#looking at all this though like yeah no wonder Dan Heng immediately doesn't like Moze haha#Moze is capable of the bigger picture and of being objective. Dan Heng loses that ability when his friends are in danger.#It's just not something they can see eye-to-eye on.#Dan Heng and even the trailblazer both immediately see it as being cold and uncaring.#Moze: *breathes*#Dan Heng: I'm no cactus expert but this guy's a prick.#I love them both I hope they butt heads again later fjkldjaklfd#dango trio#Nameless trio#trailblazer trio#caelus#stelle#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#march 7th
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also in the face of people deleting their blogs, that's another reason why you guys are supposed to reblog stuff. if somebody deletes a post, your liked version will disappear, but the reblogs remain. i'm insane about preservation and archival, every single piece of art i have ever enjoyed is reblogged on my 450k+ posts main account so if the artists leave I still have their work. i even tag things (though just with the main fandom tag) so I have years and years worth of fanworks saved that the terrible general site search will never show you.
please reblog art. not just to support the artists who make it and share their efforts, but also so you have your own copy of their works saved for yourself, and the future users of this site.
#reblog art#artist support#so basically if you dont reblog art i do not want to hear you complaining about your fav artists deleting and leaving lol#if you used this site like you were supposed to it would be at least Slightly less of an issue because you'd still have it all#save the shit you like!!! i never delete my art personally but i Want my art to be out there. just in case something happens to my blog#save my art. save everything. just dont upload it to entirely different websites like instagram cuz that makes u a prick#if your favorite artist deletes tomorrow. what evidence do you have that they were here at all?#reblog. for the love of god reblog#i lost so much great art from deviantart thanks to eclipse and the Al bullshit that i didn't save. but on tumblr i dont have to worry abt i
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"A hundred and one. Going on a hundred and two." "You're a terrible liar."
He lived,,
I'm beyond the point where I can use words to describe them anymore.
Just know that I drew this instead of working and I'll probably keep drawing them more even tho the work's piling up-
I'm not even kidding, it's terrible how much they invade my brain, like I'm always either thinking about them or drawing about them or saving pins on Pinterst about them (the board is getting pretty stuffed), everything i see is ORANGE at this point (it's my favorite color fortunately so I don't mind).
Still not done with the third book btw. I try to make it last as long as I can but I constantly want to read so the end is getting dangerously near...
Next I'll probably draw Dan and/or the other foxes, cause let's be honest they're all so cool...
#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#hihi they're kissing#but they#hate each other#of course#i'm just past the point where andrew broke his promise with his brother for neil's sake#this my man is not what i consider a fling#the way they CARE omg i'm going mad#also i switched their t-shirt colors for once? not relevant but#fucked up orange pricks i love them#noah's aftg series#MUSE PROPAGANDA (this is an art tag)
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more assorted stuff. giving funney animal people versions to my human ocs because i'm normal
#my art#oc#mika#heidi#anthro#furry#illustration#mika's a pheasant and heidi's a cross fox. in a very on the nose reference to their silly little story#i love pheasants even if they love nothing more than running directly under the wheels of speeding automobiles. thumbs up emoji#anyway sorry i will draw other characters except these pricks i swear. i really wanna do something with them one day#so i need to speedrun drawing humans and stuff#also i'm having so much fun letting photoshop layer effects do the work for me#replicating real life textures and colour blending hard as hell!!!
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me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot
#you guys don't get him like i get him#like that annoying prick is my FAVORITE character#and eli fucking stomped all over his heart once again#give him a break if he acted out of anger#and guess what!!! eli and dems whole fight was not about who was the better fighter!!!!!#i stg it's like everyone missed the whole point#anyway take my baby's name out of your mouth#demetri solos and no one is ready to admit that#like all his actions are justified#and he's the only one with enough of a brain to be like why the FUCK are we still doing this karate war bullshit!!!#the man is TIRED#he's ready to be DONE#also congratulations is is order for his MIT acceptance#that's INSANE GOOD FOR HIM#ok rant over i just love him#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#cobra kai season 6 spoilers#demetri alexopoulos#cobra kai
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slightly old fanart/sketch of sentinel :>
#sentinel prime#tf one#transformers one#tf one sentinel prime#transformers one sentinel prime#transformers one fanart#fanart#sketch#I LOVE HIM#PRICK#also bought the dumb galaxy one gacha set and got him on the 3rd box#now i just have a bunch of unopened boxes#SENATOR WHEN#he looks just like him HE WILL APPEAR IN A FLASJ BACK#HE WILLLL
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pietà
#TY LETTIE FOR THE COMM AND FOR THIS ABSOLUTE TREASURE OF A REQUEST. IM SO ILL ITS SO SICK AND TWISTED (POSITIVE)#silver in the depths of despair but still holding his father close. with love and compassion and mourning who he is and what has happened#surrounded by the nothingness. nothing but blot and misery. lilia still untouched and kept safe. the lil halo glow OUGUGHH#the RING being blotted. the blot winding up his arm like the pricked finger on the spindle iM GNAWINF THE BARS OF MY CAGE GRGAHGAHH#WHEN I TELL U THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST COMM REQUEST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. WHEN I TELL U LETTIES MIND IS SO POWERFUL#im normal. ty b i love u so much <3#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#lilia vanrouge#suntails#i will never be normal again. hope this helps
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Would you make a deal?
PRINT available
#baldurs gate 3 raphael#bg3 raphael#baldurs gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3 fanart#bg3 fanart#raphael cambion#i love this poetic old prick#i'd give it a go
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James: Regulus, I love-
Regulus: no.
James: what do you mean no?
Regulus: If you say that you love me, I will have to face the very complex, stupidly emotional feelings I have for you and it is far too early in the week for me to stop repressing and have an epiphany.
Remus: *nodding* makes sense.
Barty: yeah, he’s not due for an emotional breakdown over his feelings till at least Friday
Sirius: it’s just what mother always said: Yes Repress, No Stress
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James: …what?
#black brothers#a plus parenting#walburger and onion are pricks#sirius black#marauders#wolfstar#i love starchaser sm#starchaser#Jegulus#james potter#regulus black#remus lupin#love#james & peter & remus & sirius#harry potter#hogwarts#incorrect marauders#incorrect marauders quotes
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Some season 3 profiles practice I drew while listening. I still haven't looked at much fanart because I do not want to be spoiled so these are just what they look like in my head going from their voices. My buddy said he thinks Melanie has a bob haircut and I agree tbh she would fuck up a Bob.
I really hate coloring things in but I wasn't as unhappy with Jon as the rest of them so I left him. I love green so it's probably just that lol
Finished season 3 tho. :(
#why do they keep putting that man in situations#jon i mean like dude he was a pompus prick at first but i think he's learned his lesson give it a rest buddy#ngl i loved his asshole phase in s1 it was so funny#“Martin breathed on me in the lounge and I want him dead” type shit#or him arguing with Tim and constantly dismissing files as untrue#hilarious#my art#the magnus archives#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus pod#tmagp spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#tma#melanie king#basira hussain#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#mag spoilers
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Ricciardo asked Hulkenberg: ‘Was I a prick?’
#an admirable quality of his that he will always take accountability of his fuck ups#and it’s something that will undoubtedly help him in this second phase of his career#but it’s also intriguing to me that the old slightly fucked up in the head Daniel peaks through from time to time#needs reassurance that he’s not a prick but will also gladly admit having fun being aggressive#‘thinks’ he liked being aggressive when he probably fucking loved it#maybe the whole going up to apologise is part of the underhanded ‘did you see what I did there’ game??#anyway the shades of the old Daniel. both on and off the track. that I’ve seen this weekend >>>>#daniel ricciardo#monza24
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