#I love pretty people

[olympiansowl]

people: how many times have you watched this scene?

me: yes.

[thatotherman001]

stop making drawings of such pretty people >:( /silly

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[malachrai]

ooo hes so hot oooo got inspired by a pog outfit i saw on pintrest and doodled this but i might make him an oc idkkk

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[tempo-takoyaki]

Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

[incessantcrying]

starting to realise i have a thing for tall skinny biracial twinks... naomi smalls archie madekwe jay lycurgo justice smith like theyre all so beautiful to me i truly cant help but stan

[puppypawbz]

me when i see my most profitable customer

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

[jordanswitches]

calling someone pretty is the best because it always gets such a reaction. pretty toy, pretty thing, pretty girl, pretty boy, i will call you pretty until you are whining and squirming from how good it feels just to hear it

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[idliketobeatree]

dawn is just a headspace / caroline polachek

[wizard-loving-wizard]

evan kelmp gender euphoria and bisexual awakening my beloved

[cr0wqui11]

The aroace experience is being in love with your friends. But. Platonically

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Burning Rotten Bridges

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