#I love my pittie mixes

[fleshdyk3]

dalmatians are like the most gorgeous dogs i love them so much. kind of a shame im a bird guy bc i would love to have one

[paradisaeaparedrae]

Have this picture of my dog cuddling me while I was dying on the couch

[honeyxmonkey]

People: pitbulls are dangerous!

Sophie: a pitbull with high anxiety, literally only wants to cuddle, is actually the sweetest being on the planet

Me: you're fucking stupid, aren't you?

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Ignorance of pitbulls being the best dog breed will not be heeded on my blog

A picture of the baby in question

[theuniversalscat]

💓

[milk-lover]

I want to get a puppy sooo bad but it is Not a good time for me to get a puppy. But i want one

[the-best-bagel]

free roaming outdoor dogs a la cats are not a good idea and are just asking for injuries and conflict but unfortunately i've only ever had great experiences growing up in a neighborhood with a handful of those dogs and i miss themmmmm

[farsailing]

my dog is never going to be a cuddly velcro dog like my childhood pit mix, but it’s so sweet that when im not feeling well he doesn’t want to leave the bed. he won’t cuddle all that much and he keeps stepping on me or slapping his wet toy on my hair, but it’s sweet that he’s trying

[orcnumber1]

So I've never watched the One Piece anime a day in my life but I think I may watch the new live action one. I know that probably sounds basic asf but I don't have time for the anime, there's like a krillion episodes.

I'm curious about it though since I like pirate stuff, and my roommate named one of her dogs Zoro so I'm interested in finding out about that character specifically.

And speaking of pirate stuff I've been so busy losing my shit over Metalocalypse that the ofmd teaser for season 2 dropped yesterday and I almost didn't realize it. God poor Stede lol that's all I gotta say about that

[whysofeinous24]

Ive been trying to sit nice and patient, but it’s been two days since part one of “ I Saw Stars” and I’m starting to grow a little impatient here hun

I saw stars!! (Pt2)

Warnings: SMUT like HEAVY smut

A/N: sorry gang college has been beating my ass black and blue but here's Pt2

R punishment in question is finally here

Billie manhandles me untill all my clothes are scattered on the floor. I struggle though I obviously want this. Before I can even so much as gasp I'm on my knees in front of her. She looks down at me with fake pitty in her eyes bottom lip slightly pouted.

"now you're gonna be a good girl for me and put my strap in your mouth and I'll do the rest ok?" She says sounding so innocent, her words completely contradicting her tone.

I take a second to admire her hands at work with purpose. The way her fingers struggle against her buckle. The way her wrist snap when she finally gets the leather through the metal. How smoothly she glides the belt out the loops of her waistband. How her fingers rush to pull her boxers down to join her jeans already piled at her ankles. The way she slips the strap on.

I'm too caught up in the way she moves to realize the fuming look she giving me obviously growing impatient. She pulls my hair into a makeshift ponytail while her other hand grasps my jaw forcing my mouth open and before I can get a word out her strap is hitting the back of my throat and I'm gagging.

Tears prickle my eyes and billie notices immediately she smirks.

"aww crying already pooooor babyyyyyy" She says as her thrusts become more forceful

I gag and cry as her strap slides further down my throat. I scratch at her thighs as it puts more pressure on the gummy roof of my throat threatening to spring out of my mouth. Slobber all over it, it glistening as a result. My eyes shut as her thrusts grow faster. At a certain point I completely give up allowing myself to cry harder and hopelessly open my eyes looked up at her with big eyes, slobber spilling down my chin as I wail on the strap.

"that's what I like to see you look like a hopeless stray. So desperate for my love and care huh?" She says so softly almost making me forget the dirty things she's doing and going to do to me.

I nod vigorously gagging once again on the strap. She snaps her hips harder making me sob even more. I'm gasping for air and choking on my spit untill she finally pulls the strap out of my mouth.

I fall limp. faceplanting if she didn't have hold of my hair. I look up at her with glossy eyes full of desperation gasping and whimpering only to be met with the same pouty look of pitty.

She once again manhandles me onto the bed whines a pleas being the only I can do to resist her at this point. She completely ignores me putting her hand on the back of my head and shoving my face into the pillows and lifting my bottom half so that I'm face down ass up. She forcefully pulls my arms behind my back and handcuffs my wrist completely restraining them of any movement, I whine at the pressure around my wrist earning nothing but a smack to the ass and then the slimy and wet feeling of her tongue on the sting. I whine at the sensation earning another smack this time without her tongue to sooth the pain.

"I'm gonna fuck you until you're begging for me to forgive you" she says with a little aggression.

Without warning she slams into me and doesn't hesitate to thrust over and over again. The pain and pleasure mixing together forcing a muffled moan out of me. In response she grabs my hips and quickens her pace. Tears prickle my eyes once again.

"please mommy slow down" I say moans in between each trust.

"I do what I want and you take what I give you got it!?" she says over my moans and cries. She smacks my ass as completely ignore her words.

"I asked you a question ANSWER ME" She raises her voice another octave.

"YES MOMMY I GOT IT" I say moaning shameless.

I feel the coil in my stomach begin to form threatening to break at soon. I squeeze around the strap still not slowing her thrust.

"IM GONNA CUM CAN I PLEASE CUM MOMMY IM SORRY PLEASE LET ME CUM" I practically scream

"you can do better than that come on beg for it" she says thrusting faster

"PLEASE MOMMY ILL BE A GOOD GIRL IM SO SORRY PLEASE MOMMY IM BEGGING IM SO SORRY PLEASE LET ME CUM" I wail out

"mhmm that's good baby go ahead and cum for me" she says softly

I don't hesitate to spill all my fluids onto her strap. She gently pulls out I whine at the emptyness feeling. Billie pulls me on my knees again

"clean it up baby" she grabs my hair into a makeshift ponytail and shoves the strap down my throat.....

This was gonna be a long night.

(LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK)

[breelandwalker]

So a small moment of joy from this weekend -

Friend of ours calls up, asks us if Husband and I can look in on her dogs while she's away overnight with her girlfriend. (This is a semi-regular occurrence, we live close and have swapped keys for pet care purposes.) Sure no problem, Husband drives us over Friday night to meet and greet, since we haven't met the new girlfriend yet and her doggo will also be there.

What Husband DOESN'T tell me is that Friend's Girlfriend's doggo....is a corgi.

Now, at this juncture, it's important for you, dear reader, to understand something about me.

I FUCKING LOVE CORGIS.

You know that gif of Kristin Bell sobbing on television because she's going to meet a sloth? That's my dumb ass with every corgi ever.

So I walk in the door and see my precious pittie-mix goddogs....AND A FUCKING CORGI.

I make a Noise and promptly forget that I have any goddamn knees.

Husband and Friend proceed to cackle while I fuss over this precious baby, this fluffy angel, this darling creature of all time, too pure and precious for this world, twerking her fuzzy little hamhocks with glee at being petted, your honor her name is REPTAR and i would die for her.

Eventually I come to my senses enough to carry on a conversation. Friend's New Girlfriend is an absolute darling, we have a lovely chat, and at some point as I'm sitting on the couch, Sweet Corgi Babydog jumps up and lays her head in my lap.

I ascend to a higher plane and begin to weep with divine ecstasy.

(And then turn to Husband to tell him to shut up bc he's laughing again and calling me a dork in the most loving way possible.)

At some point, he suggests we go home and have dinner. I tell him to shut his filthy blaspheming mouth, I live here now, I am the servant of the fat furry kielbasa on my lap. Doggo is eventually bribed to get down and we leave.

And then we have the Best Weekend Ever romping around with these three doggos and I am once more rewarded with corgi cuddles. (And also a working-dog lapflop from my goddog The Bonafide Boneless Chicken Wing bc apparently my anxiety was high and my blood sugar was low. He is a Very Good Boy.)

I don't know what we as a species did to deserve domestic creatures but it must've been massive.

[thefuzzzz]

What Pets I Think Different Karasuno Ships Would Have In The Future:

KageHina would have a turtle for reasons I do not know and cannot confirm but just suspect deep in my heart. Like, Hinata seems like the type to think turtles are cool and Kageyama seems like the type of guy to really like reptiles (they’re autistic. bite me.) Turtles can be left alone for a while, as long as they have food, water, the right habitat and someone to at least check in on them daily, so I think it would fit their super fast paced pro volleyball player lives.

DaiSuga would have this giant ass ex-police dog that retired after working with Daichi for a while. It’d be a really sweet, but huge, German shepherd that lives only to torment Suga. It’s Daichi’s dog, but will happily stand directly under Suga’s feet while he’s trying to do literally anything. Suga pretends to hate it, but Daichi has like a million of those “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” pictures of the two of them being pals when Suga thinks no one is looking. Sometimes Daichi brings his huge dog with him when he drives to pick Suga up from the school. All the kids love that dog, and Suga bends and lets Daichi bring it for career day one day. The kids lose their minds.

TsukiYama would have Yamaguchi’s childhood dog that I SWEAR he had in the manga, but I just googled it and I may be crazy or mixing him up with someone else. Either way, he has a childhood dog now. It’s this mega-old Shiba that they’re both convinced will outlive them. Tsukishima pretends to be indifferent about the dog, but he treats it like a king when no one is looking. They also have like a lizard or something because they seem like the types to have a lizard. Maybe like a frog. Idk, but a reptile of some kind that Tsukishima just stares at sometimes.

AsaNoya would have two cats (Asahi’s) and a dog (Noya’s). It took the two of them a while to settle down, due to the nature of their careers, but after they did Asahi kept finding cats outside their house and begging Noya to let him keep them. Noya, of course, folds. They're both pretty scuffed-up alley cats, but they adjust to domestic life. I imagine that they’re both special needs cats of some kind and Asahi takes insanely good care of them. Noya decides that he needs a little high-energy friend, and they get a border collie. Noya very frequently goes on runs and stuff with it while Asahi stays home and cuddles with his cats. The dog is very gentle with the cats, and they like to cuddle pile while their humans take a million pictures of them.

TanaKiyo would have literally the dumbest looking pit bull with the biggest heart and a super sassy pretty white cat. The pittie is a super sweet older dog that Tanaka had for a long time, but is still super playful and silly. The cat is Kiyoko’s little princess, and is treated as such. That cat is a menace. Constantly antagonizes everyone and is so mean for no reason. Tanaka threatens to sell it daily. The only thing stopping him is how much Kiyoko loves it.

(P.S. I haven’t watched the show in a while and am just going through my annual summer Haikyuu withdrawals, so please excuse anything that’s OOC. Also, sorry if there’s a ship you don’t particularly like. I’m a huge multishipper, and would love to see your interpretations of other ships in the replies or reblogs!!! I sadly don’t know enough about the other teams to make one of these for them, so feel free to ham it up and make one of your own! Tag me tho cuz I wanna see lol)

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

118+ Got That Dog In 'Em

I.E: Which dog breeds I associate with 911 characters & why.

Bobby: Redbone Coonhound

- When I think of a coonhound I always think of Duke, who was a redbone that my grandparents had when I was little. Duke was always right on mine & my sister's heels, watching for any sign of threat but still letting us play around. He was observant, smart, & loyal. Bobby is always keeping an eye on his team & right on their heels when they need him. He's always struck me as the most observant character & he's the wise father figure.

Athena: German Shepherd

- No it's not just because GSDs are commonly police dogs. We have a GSD, Boxer, Husky mix named Ethel. I can always tell when her GSD side is showing versus her Boxer or Husky because she goes into protective mode. Athena is fiercely protective of her family, both blood & found. She's quick to stand up for them & have their backs. I also feel like Athena has a little mischief in her & maybe it's just the Boxer or Husky bleeding through but so does Ethel.

Hen: Siberian Husky

- As we all know, Huskies are VERY vocal. Hen strikes me as the type to always speak her mind no matter what. From what I know about Huskies from social media & Ethel, they're very loyal, insanely smart, & kinda silly. I saw a text post one time with Hen & Karen as the background that said something like, "I love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, & mischief)." Hen is definitely a silly goose when she wants to be but she's also very smart & loyal to a fault.

Karen: Rottweiler

- Rotties can be silly little gooses but they're also very loving & protective. Karen takes care of her people & protects them when it's needed. However, she also enjoys a little STEM (see Hen's above) every now & then.

Chimney: Boxer

- To me, Boxers have always struck me as a protective & loyal dog disguised as a clumsy goofball. I think Boxers are smart & they do silly shit to make us smile & I think Chim is the same way. I don't know why but Chimney just screams clutz to me & I've seen some Boxers do some clutz ass shit.

Maddie: Shiba Inu

- Okay, Shibas are regarded as independent, affection, & intelligent dogs. They're also known to be stubborn. Maddie can be an independent woman who don't need no man but she knows she doesn't have to be because she has Chimney. She showers everyone she cares about with affection & she's hella smart. I feel like stubborn just runs in the Buckley genes though because she & Buck both have their moments.

Buck: Golden Retriever

- I feel like it's just general consensus at this point that Buck is a golden retriever at heart. He's got lots of energy, a heart of gold, & a tendency to get himself into weird &/or sticky situations. I've seen some goldens get stuck in some weird shit. Buck is always giving his all & doing what he thinks is right. We all know he's a yapper but there's no way in hell he's gonna sit still either.

Tommy: Saint Bernard

- My first thought was, "Oh yeah Tommy is definitely like a Doberman or something," but then I thought about how soft he is with Buck & how I guarantee this man could get into some STEM of his own. I was thinking about bigger dogs that are fluffy & silly & I remembered the Beethoven movies. It's been a LONG time since I've seen them but I do remember that dog getting into some crazy shit & being loyal to his humans. So yeah, Tommy is a St Bernard. They're both hard working, a little silly, & super loyal.

Eddie: Pitbull

- Okay, hear me out. Eddie might look all rough & tough on the outside but that man is just a giant teddy bear. Enter the Pitbull. When I think of badass looking dogs, I always think of a Pittie but they're also very sweet & loving dogs when raised right. They can make great guard dogs but also fantastic cuddle buddies. I genuinely believe it takes the right kind of person to raise a Pitbull, just like it takes the right kind of people *cough* the 118 *cough* to understand & support Eddie.

Chris: Beagle

- Beagles are commonly owned as hunting dogs because of their intelligence, skill, & energy. Chris is hella smart & observant. I swear that kid keeps track of shit that no one else does. He's got lots of energy & loves to have fun. I once knew a pair of beagles that were always attached at the hip & playful as ever. There was another beagle that was a truck dog & she was sweet as could be & always ready for an adventure.

[grey-streetlight]

✨intro post✨

howdy, my name is Grey 24 (they/them)

genderfluid, nonbinary butch lesbian

i’m a sadomasochist when it comes to kink, and Stone Top when it comes to sex

i have BPD and ADHD and have been in therapy for 10 years!

my lovely partner @androgynegoddess is the only one i want calling me Daddy 🖤 i am open to experiences with other lesbians/dykes/people who identify similarly

t4t supremacy, cis ppl can be okay too ig

i am a LESBIAN! cishet men do not interact. if you are under 18, please do not follow me. just wait until you’re 18.

interests:

impact play, restraints/bondage, strapping, lesbian Dd/lg, leather, degradation, fear play, knife play, blood play, VAMPIRES, bastardizing catholicism, lesbianism, biting, power exchange, CNC, intox, exhibition, whatever my subs want

im also really into Percy Jackson. all of the books. ALL OF THEM. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. i love lesbian novels, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy. i’m a stoner! I have a brindle pittie mix who is my whole world. i’m so fucking allergic to cats and that is my cross. I went on testosterone for a year and absolutely loved it.

limits: abdl, feet, tickling, men, bodily fluids outside spit, blood, and cum.

im always down to flirt and text. asks are open, dms are open! :)

[fenix-the-seahorse]

Let me introduce you to the pets!

Grim

My service dog, a Blue Heeler/Lab mix. His birthday is October 13th and he is 2! He works for several things with me, like PTSD, dissociation and POTS.

Marvel

My gf's puppy, he is 1 ½ and a pittie mix (possibly boxer?). His birthday is 13th of April.

Phoenix

My partner's retired service dog! She's turning 7 on November 13th! She is a Lab/Blue Tick Hound, and currently her favorite hobby is acting out because of my partner going back to work.

Nova

She's our foster! She is 7 months, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula Leopard Dog, and in training as a service dog for hearing loss and PTSD. Her birthday is April 10th. She only got here Wednesday and has been settling in amazingly. She picks up on things so fast, and I will be going out with her future handler to get her more things tomorrow.

Jax

Jax is my gf's cat, he is 10 now, and a Hurricane rescue. He's got some thyroid issues and getting old, so he doesn't leave the utility/cat room much.

Goliath

Him and Hubba Bubba have only lived here since yesterday! My partner adopted Goliath and it turned out he had bonded to Hubba Bubba, so I now have a cat as well. His birthday is estimated to be 09/2021, so he is 3. He is very cuddly but likes his own space, and he is massive, so the name fits.

Hubba Bubba

Hubba Bubba is the other cat we got yesterday. His birthday is estimated to be the same as Goliath, 09/2021. He is lovey and cuddly, and I have spent most of this evening having him come up to me for love and cuddles. He is absolutely jacked, hence why he looks a bit chunky. But he isn't, just 50/50 fluff and muscle. He is everything I ever wanted in a cat.

Sam

A bearded dragon! We rescue exotic pets, and Sam is one of them. He is about 1 now, and a bit of a bully. He has repeatedly mistaken a freckle on my arm to be a bug, and also made himself at home in my hoodie pocket.

Dean

Another beardie! Dean is about as old as Sam, and makes up what he lacks in brains in sheer audacity. He has not figured out the concept of glass, or that he can not eat two roaches at once. But we love him!

Ozymandias (Ozzy)

Ozzy the Ball Python, my partner's snake. He is also not much older than the beardies and mostly keeps to himself, but he does like to be a bracelet sometimes.

There are also Miles, my hamster, and Kihe, my gf's leopard Gecko. Tumblr restricts me to 10 images though, so I'll see what to do about that!

We also do dog daycare/boarding through Rover, and I am working towards getting my trainer certificate. In the meantime, I am working for a low cost as a dog trainer locally.

[emeraldwhale]

literally just a long infodump about my kennel job

uh feel free to ask questions ig i literally love talking about it

baloney is our longest stay dog right now, hes a pittie and hes such a freakin sweetheart. he had ringworm but im pretty sure hes all better now which is great bc hes such a social dog. we also have clover who is missing a front leg but it really does not slow her down even a little bit. shes the type that really needs to be put to work; she really needs the stimulation so i hope we can find the right person for her bc shes not really a family dog. we recently got a case dog (dog involved in a court case or other social work-esque stuff) so i cant be too specific about them but they are the tiniest freakin thing in the worldddd. one gram of protein ass animal. absolute hamster of a dog. love that thang. we also have some puppies that are a begal/great pyranese mix??? which is an insane combo. one of the puppies is just. way bigger than the other two as well even though hes not any older which is pretty funny. we also have mcqueen who was a puppy when we got her (any dogs under 6 months have different protocol bc they dont have all their vaccines yet) but is now over 6 months which means she can be out and about! i felt bad at first bc she was a little bigger than her littermates and would take their food so we had to seperate them and when they got adopted first i was like "thats what you get mcqueen for bein rude thats karma" but now im like. okay karma over. someone come get ya baby. we also have cats obviously but i dont know the cats as well because i get assigned to them less often. we did have a kitten named anouk who was such a freakin joy. he was in pink (pink is our quarantine room, gotta wear full ppe while ur in there) for a very long time bc he had some kind of fungal infection i think. but the couple of times i cleaned his cage he was so playful i loved it. im super glad he got adopted!!! anyway back to dogs we also have bunna whos a grey pittie with just the cutest freakin face ever and i always underestimate how freakin strong she is. that dog is solid muscle. shes been less high energy lately but im pretty sure its just kennel stress because shes been here kind of a while. we also have tappy and tippy who came here together obviously but they were both so nervous we had to seperate them because they were making each other worse. theyre doing a ~little~ better now; tappy wouldnt eat before but now shell at least have a few bites and she did take enrichment today which is progress! staff put them both in A Kennel (which is like the main kennel, usually dogs there are ones theyre pushing to adopt) which honestly i think its stressing her out more because it gets so freakin loud in there but whatever im not the one in charge i guess. i literally had a woman today be like "whats her story" (aka whys she like that) and i had to be like. maam i have no idea we dont often like. get the dogs history unfortunately. it could be any number of things. a lot of dogs do much better out of kennel tho so i wouldnt fully judge any dog by their behaviors here. anyway i could go on literally forever <3

[bumblebeerror]

Guys I’ve found the cutest pair of huskies on pet finder just beeboppin around looking at funny names look at them

THEYRE A PAIR. THEY CANT BE SEPARATED. LOOK AT THEMMMM,,

There’s also a dog called Paul Newman who’s deaf and also adorable

There’s also YAHTZEE, the prettiest bull terrier I’ve ever seen in my life

Not to mention Delilah, an old old lady at 14, with the prettiest face

I’m having fun. This one is named Mashed Potatoes look at him.

This is MEDUSA,,, and hers comes with a VIDEO LOOK AT HERRRRR

Here’s a 7 year old rottie who loves attention, and her name is BEANS

I even found Glinda the good witch, turns out she’s a gorgeous cane corso and pittie mix

Alright I’m done for now but if you live in Michigan. Consider.