#I love how everyone is so open about these ships

[landossnorriss]

never stop racing || ln x she.

Pairing: lando x she.

Summary: travelling to the singapore grandprix at 8 months seemed like a great idea. until it wasn't.

Word Count: 2.1ishk

Warning: pregnancy & mush.

AN: i started this after the grand prix and just found it and decided to finish it. it hasn't been proof read or edited really so sorry for any errors, finishing this was purely a self service.

she absolutely, should not have come to the track today. at 8 months pregnant she shouldn't have been travelling all but given the level of tears that had been shed when he had tried to leave her, lando felt like he would have moved heaven and earth to get her the all clear to fly with him. she still had a month left at this point so he wasn't sure what the drama was , there was plenty of time for her to be returned safely to monaco after they had finished this race.

they had agreed that she would be shipped straight to the garage and that is where she would hide all weekend, no traditional media walk ins together , no stopping to be nice , lando wasn't playing when it came to her and for most of the weekend , a smug feeling settled on him at just how easy it had been to have her here. she had smashed the long practice days, quali hadn't seemed to unsettle her all that much, everything had seemed calm as she had kissed him good luck and he had settled into his car before the race. everything was fine the way that he had said it was going to be.

he was wrong.

the radio was quiet , too quiet. he didn't think much of it at first , it was usually a good thing that the radio was quiet and that there wasn't much for will to say but when he called for a tire update and wills response was so slow? he knew something was wrong.

" tires are good. " wills short reply came and that was enough for lando's panic to really set in. will always had more to say, he was a yapper even when lando had begged him not to be. " what's wrong? " he asked his engineer, fighting back the urge to pull into the pits as he passed them to check himself, he couldn't afford to give up this win if everything was okay but why - " hello? why is no one talking to me? " he called again before he heard the radio open once more and this time , will wasn't quick enough , lando heard it just as he was quickly closed again. " why is she screaming! " his baby , something was happening to his love and no one was talking to him.

" so lando , we don't want you to panic, but we may have a water breaking situation happening here in the garage, just a little labour but she told us not to tell you. " will offered and lando could hear the nerves in his voice. over the years they had promised to not to lie to each other , to keep each other honest and he knew his race engineer was likely in a tough spot.

"what do you mean shes in labour and you didn't tell - fuck i hit the wall, check for wing damage boys. " lando cursed as he made his first hiccup of the race. how could they just drop that on him. sweat was pooling around his eyes, everything in him ached in the heat , he was so far out ahead he didn't even know what point in the race he was even at any more and his son was about to be born?

" box, i'm gunna box this lap." lando called because no championship was worth him missing the birth of his son, not when he was so close. will turned to look at her from where she had been laid out at the back of the garage given she hadn't wanted to move anywhere else. "he's going to box." the engineer called and maybe they always asked too much of her, but today she understood what they wanted, what they needed. " give me a fucking radio right now. " she groaned through another contraction.

she had thought about asking jon to drive her back to the hotel quietly when she had felt her water break. women's births took hours all the time, especially their first, lando could join her when she was done , but everyone had been busy and she was sure her contractions could be hidden once they started. turned out , lando wasn't the only one wrong about everything being fine. " lando norris , you do not need to box."

" but he's about to be here and i don't want to miss him. "

"you're not missing anything other than the damage i'm currently doing to jons hand."

" i want to see you. "

" i want you to stop nearly crashing into the wall, i have a baby to hold off for another 20 minutes and you have a fucking race to win and a championship to win got it muppet? "

" baby... "

" i'll hold off as long as i can lan, but i need you to drive okay, ow shit, i promise, i love you so much now fucking drive. "

" i need to box to check the wing. "

" then box but if you get out of that car i won't deliver this baby out of pure spite. "

" what if i miss him?" lando didn't want to miss the birth of his first son , " whose with you? " he knew that it was likely she was surrounded but he needed to know exactly who was at her side.

she couldn't help but smile, one of the hardest races of the year and he could take the time to ask about who was holding her hand. god she loved him so much. " if you miss , fucking hell that one hurts. " she groaned as another contraction rolled through her and lando swerved, ever so slightly. " okay being on the radio is a bad idea , you're gunna crash , i'll hold off lan and if i can't , we will tell him his dad was winning a race just a few minutes away whilst his team welcomed him into the world okay?" she cried through the radio.

" you mean more to me than this. "

" and your future , your dreams ? they're mine to protect lando norris , box this lap for fresh tires. i'll see you at the end of the race. " she nodded , pulling the headset off of herself before she could change her mind and beg for lando to join her.

lando was sure he and will hadn't spoken this much during a race since he had been a rookie , reminders to drink and bring the car home, the urge to box every time he heard even a muffle of a sound in the background. will gave him the updates he could without distracting him too much.

as soon as he took the chequered flag he had one mission , get weighed, get to the garage. press could honestly go fuck itself , he would take all the fines in the world to make it back to the safety of his garage without being stopped but as he arrived, pulling his balaclava off, he heard the distinct cry he had been waiting for over the last several months. his son.

"i missed him?" lando breathed as he came to a halt next to andrea, his eyes landing on the love of his life and the tiny bundle in her arms, jon faithfully at their side.

" are you gunna believe me if i tell you i had to push one more time just as you crossed the finish line?" she beamed as she looked back at the man who was no doubt facing some serious fines given the lack of time it had taken him to get here from parc ferme , he couldn't have waited to do a single thing other than get weighed.

lando stood frozen as he took in them , she had never looked more beautiful to him in the years that he had loved her. she was surrounded by tires, blankets , her cheeks were as red as his own from the heat. way too many people surrounded her and yet every bit of her looked perfect. " you did it. " slowly finding his feet again lando moved the small few steps to kneel next to her , zak moving out of his way so that the young family could take each other in for the first time.

" careful , we're still attached whilst we wait for the ambulance. " she urged lightly as lando reached to cup his sons head, watching as big blue, green eyes looked up at him. he looked just like him , he was a dad. " meet your son race winner. " feeling a hand clap on his shoulder, lando lifted his head for a moment looking at zak with tears in his eyes.

" congrats kid. " zak offered , words failing him for seemingly the first time in forever. he had known lando since he was a boy. now as he looked at him , for the first time it was clear to see the man he had grown into. with a boy of his own. nodding lando flashed him a smile before his gaze looked back at his baby and the woman holding him.

" you did it , i'm sorry i wasn't here. " he mused , leaning to offer her a soft kiss despite their audience , oscar now having also joined the party. " god hes so perfect look at him. " he couldn't believe that he was here , what had he ever done to deserve his life being this good?

" alright everybody , let's give the new parents some space and let the medical professionals get in here , oscar to interviews , we have some answers to give for landos absence." andrea called, moving the crowds along, only a select few staying close by, not many willing to push the boss.

" i can't believe i gave birth at a grand prix , how did we even let this happen. " she chuckled as she looked back at lando , who had yet to take his eyes off of his son.

" i can't believe you wouldn't let me box. " he muttered , they still hadn't agreed on a name , they had none of his stuff and yet everything felt oddly calm in this moment.

" never stop racing lando , we never stop racing. " she whispered hand reaching out to run through his race worn curls.

" huh , i like that , might have to steal that one. " zak chuckled behind them as he continued to watch on. they weren't paying attention to him and that was fine , he was happy to watch as they spoke in hushed whispers, fawning over their new born. he knew as lando had grown into himself, lots of people had questioned who he was but they would have had needed to see this , the two of them so in love with each other it was obvious in every small movement. his eyes followed lando who never moved from her side as they were moved into an ambulance, who climbed alongside her in his race suit without a thought. there would be questions to answer come tomorrow morning , statements to release, he'd given them as much time as he could together before it was on to the next one .

feeling a presence at his side as he watched the ambulance drive off, zak smiled at his team principle, giving off a small laugh as he did . " you think any race is going to top this one? "

" i'm not so sure , but our family just grew by one , so wins all around."

________________________________________________________

at the hospital , lando found himself wide awake. looking to the hospital bed he found the love of his life still sound asleep, the day had finally caught up with her once everyone had been checked over. jon had dropped him his normal clothes in but the rest of the visitors had been put off till tomorrow.

the nurse had told him it was important to learn to sleep whilst the baby did but all he could do right now was hold him , take in every perfect piece of him. he could feel the tears well again if he thought about the fact he was here and he had just missed him arriving but there had been plenty of assurances that neither mum nor baby would have had it any other way and lando couldn't believe his luck , a mclaren baby through and through was just a little too on brand for the young racing driver.

" hey little man , just me again , i can't believe that you're here and you're mine and that your mum did such an amazing job with you. " he whispered to the sleeping infant in his arms , little milo , milo maxwell norris. " i know you're sleeping , but i just wanted to promise you that i'm going to give you the world, you and your mum , even if i'm racing , even if it gets hard, you will always be my number one milo, always. "

[dearestsebastian]

i think i've done everyone (who has their anon asks open anyway) so here is a list of the questions i've sent in case anyone else wants to answer them for fun:

between sebaciel, who do u think fell first and who fell harder?

after sebaciel gets together, how physically affectionate do u think they will be and who initiates physical affection more often?

how do u think sebaciel would act towards each other when they're jealous?

what are ur top 5 kuroshitsuji moments and why?

top 10 songs that belong in sebaciel playlist?

what are ur favorite tropes/headcanons on sebaciel?

what are ur favorite parts of sebaciel's character design?

what do u think sebaciel like the most about each other?

how do u think sebaciel would react if the other died?

how do u think sebastian would feel as he eats ciel?

how do u think ciel would feel as he gets eaten by sebastian?

how do u think sebaciel's relationship would evolve after ciel becomes a demon?

what would sebaciel's relationship look like if they didn't actually love each other?

what are ur top 5 kuroshitsuji characters and why?

if ciel gets turned into a cat for a day, what would sebastian do?

if sebastian gets turned into a dog for a day, what would ciel do?

between sebaciel, who would confess first and how would he do it?

when sebaciel mutually pines for each other, how would each of them feel like and what would they do about it?

if sebastian is suddenly gone without a trace for 24 hours, what do u think would ciel do?

if ciel is suddenly gone without a trace for 24 hours, what do u think would sebastian do?

if sebaciel were to get married, what kind of wedding would they have? who proposed?

which hogwarts houses would suit kuroshitsuji characters? (think multiple characters not just sebaciel)

in a modern au, what kind of job do u think a human sebastian and ciel would have?

favorite quotes from ciel and sebastian? can be something meaningful or just something u like. u can also mention multiple quotes

if sebaciel must use pet names, what pet names would they use for each other?

what are some non-kuroshitsuji quotes u would associate with sebaciel?

what traits do u think sebaciel love the most about each other?

how is sebaciel in comparison to ur other ships? like do u normally ship similar pairings or is sebaciel somehow special?

what aspect do u enjoy most about sebaciel and wouldn't want it to be changed?

to everyone who reblogged, sorry if u didn't like ur question or if i sent u doubles... if i missed u or ur inbox ate my question (which sometimes happen when i sent a lot of asks at once) just give me a shout in my askbox and i'll send u a new question ^^ (i won't answer the ask)

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[oysternymph]

Fixing you (Noiz & Clear fic)

This was a request from @melonhorns from the beginning of March! They kinda just gave me a request to write anything with Clear and Noiz and while I enjoy them as a ship I wanted to try something different! This fic is canon leaning and I did my best to not be ooc for either character so I hope that both melon and everyone else who stumbles across it likes it!!! Also I’ll be making a master post for my nitro chiral fics as I do plan to write more in the future!

WC: 2,138

It had been over a year since he had last heard that cheerful voice, all that remained was a body that was slowly decaying more and more each day. After Platinum Tower was destroyed, Noiz assumed his time in Midorijima was up, especially with Rhyme falling out of favor with most citizens due to unregulated servers leading to more and more people getting ganked.

He planned to pack up and leave, returning home seemed like a miserable decision yet as time passed on it seemed more and more likely that he’d end up back in Germany. Then, about a month after all the chaos caused in Platinum Jail, he woke up to a loud banging on his apartment’s door. He certainly didn’t expect to see Aoba on the other side in tears and looking like he hadn’t slept in a week, but he wasn’t about to turn him away either.

It still feels weird remembering that night, how Aoba clung to him and begged him for help, saying that he’d do absolutely anything if it meant Noiz would save ‘him’. Soon enough he learned about Clear or rather, about the Alpha unit that called himself Clear. Noiz didn’t believe anything Aoba was rambling on about until he saw his body, only then did Noiz agree to help Aoba and Tae’s friend fix him.

That was a year ago, Aoba called everyday to ask about him, if he didn’t call then he’d come in person and visit Clear, talking with him about what’s been going on, silly things that Ren had done, any new facts he learned about sea creatures, especially jellyfish. At first Noiz didn’t understand why he did this at all. Clear couldn’t hear him, nor was there any guarantee that even if they fixed him, he would be the same Clear.

Both areas that stored his memory were badly damaged, early on Noiz suggested they just replace them, in turn Aoba had to be held back from punching him for suggesting such a thing. All of this was in futility, at least that’s what the hacker thought. And yet, he couldn’t help but feel envious of Clear, someone who wasn’t human, and yet was treated as such by all the people around him.

He could love, feel pain, and despite his robotic origins, he was accepted as a human even if he was different. Noiz would never receive such treatment despite having flesh and blood, despite his beating heart signaling that he was human, he wouldn’t be accepted as one. Aoba said that Clear had a heart but when Noiz opened his chest to start work on repairing him, he didn’t see anything resembling one. And yet one night when he was working on Clear, he decided to talk to him, knowing that he wouldn’t get a response.

“…What does he even see in you? You were just a weirdo.”

The alpha’s face didn’t move or respond, stuck in a permanent and broken state of bliss. Both of his eyes were still a faded soft pink, according to Aoba they resembled a bright and ethereal sunset before they became cloudy.

“You’re really lucky you found someone like Aoba. Only he would want to fix up junk. If he could he’d be doing all of this on his own, just like that allmate of his.”

A spark from the machine flung out, ultimately fizzling out before it could land on Noiz or anyone else. He put down the wire cutters he was using to remove some old and fried wires that laid in the other’s chest.

“…See you tomorrow.”

He didn’t talk to Clear again until a week later, once more on a late night where it was just him, Tae’s friend that was assisting in rebuilding Clear having gone home a few hours earlier. His wiring was fixed and now Noiz was working on his…ribcage, it definitely resembled one at least.

“Did you enjoy talking to Aoba today? He kept petting your hair. It was a bit hard to watch.”

He began to hammer at the metal in order to fix its shape, as no matter how hard both him and the other man tried to figure out what metal was inside of Clear, they could never seem to figure out what it was. As a result they would try to repair as much of Clear as they could instead of replacing his parts.

“He said he wished to hear your song again, I didn’t even know you liked to sing. But then again you were built to do exactly that. So it’s not that surprising.”

Finally he hammered out the last dent in his ribcage, dropping the thick hammer and nearly crushing his foot under the heavy object, though he certainly wouldn’t have felt such an injury. He crawled over to the computer they had the robot connected to and after typing in a few things seemingly at random, Noiz started up a diagnostic test.

“…You’re cooling down a lot faster than last week, but…”

It still seemed that there was no chance at Clear coming back, not unless they removed his original motherboard. Which Aoba would become hysterical or borderline suicidal if it was mentioned again, so for now he’d have to keep trying in futility to repair the robot. Nearby was a box of now cold pizza, to which Noiz opened up and pulled out a slice.

“You know, if he wasn’t so hysterical about you I would’ve opened you up more. Figured out how you worked. I’m kinda working with no instructions here.”

He felt a slight chill looking at Clear’s unmoving face, turning away from him as he began to eat his cold slice of plain cheese pizza.

He talked to Clear again later that week, during another diagnostic test with Aoba present. Aoba was convinced that he might be able to figure out why Clear wasn’t responding if he was present for a test, as such Noiz ran another one only to receive the same exact results as before. Tenderly he held Clear close, petting his hair and looking down at him with watery eyes.

“Clear…Please…You have to wake up again…Please…”

“…Yeah. Wake up.”

He didn’t expect Aoba to look up at him with a sad yet surprised expression, as he only had spoken to the corpse to appease Aoba. Though after a moment of keeping his gaze on Noiz, he looked back down at the robot.

“Clear, even Noiz is asking you to wake up! You have so many people that miss you, please come back…”

Normally he’d correct Aoba without a second thought about how the other might feel, yet he felt a weird feeling in his chest as he opened his mouth to speak.

The sudden feeling startled him so greatly that he ended up not speaking. For the first time in his entire life, Noiz had felt pain. The sudden ache then jump of his heart was so alarming that he assumed he was having a heart attack for a moment, but as the seconds turned to minutes and he remained fine, he managed to rid that thought from his head. Finally he gained the strength to speak again, deciding not to mention either that he didn’t miss Clear nor his sudden pain.

“He’ll wake up soon. But he won’t if I’m not allowed to work more on him.”

“…Do you really think you’ll be able to bring him back?”

“I don’t know. But I’ll keep trying.”

Aoba seemed content with this answer, giving Noiz a soft smile, the type of smile he usually only reserved for Clear. He had been smiled at the same way a machine had been and yet it was the kindest expression Noiz could ever recall being directed at him. His parents would sometimes look at him with pity when they weren’t showing their clear disappointment with him. His brother would look at him fondly but with an air of detachment, they weren’t close but neither were willing to reach out first. His nannies growing up looked at him with disgust, anger, or boredom. Aoba often looked tired or annoyed in the past when talking with Noiz.

But now he looked at him with an expression that could shatter within a mere moment. There was a time where he wanted to pull out all kinds of expressions from Aoba, his happiness, anger, sadness, determination, but that time came and went. Seeing Aoba like this makes him wonder…did Clear ever cast such an expression at him? His face was obscured for the entire time that Noiz knew him. His voice was cheerful but he always wondered if there was something more to him. If his excited and warm voice matched his expression. Clear died with the softest look he had ever seen, but that look, while directed towards his lover, seemed to be bliss. As if he had finally become relieved of something. Without much more talking between the two, Noiz managed to pry the robot from Aoba’s right grasp as he began to work on him some more…

It had been over a year since Clear had woken. As time progressed, Noiz spoke to him more and more, to the point that he’d at least say something to him once a day, even if it was just bidding him farewell at the end of the day. It was the middle of the night, he had made great progress today but Clear still refused to turn on. It was four am, Noiz was just starting to fall asleep when he heard a loud and sudden noise from his living room. The sound of loud computer-like fans, breathing accompanied it, and of a body attempting to get up. He felt like he was hearing a ghost speak as a familiar voice sounded through his apartment.

“…Master?”

He nearly fell out of bed as he threw the covers off and rushed into his living room. Clear sat upright, looking around slightly dazed as one of his hands lightly tugged on one of the many cords plugged inside his still slightly open chest. As Noiz opened his mouth to say something, Clear looked over first and smiled.

“Noiz…Hi.”

“…Sup.”

He walked over and took a seat in front of Clear, gently removing his hand from the cord as the two continued to silently look at each other.

“Thank you for fixing me.”

“…Do you remember anything from when you were out?”

“Not really. I remember voices on occasion, but not what they said. How long was I out for?”

“Over a year.”

His eyes widened at this before he tried to stand up again, to which Noiz placed his hands onto his shoulders to keep him down.

“I need to see Ma-…Aoba. I need to see Aoba.”

“I need to run some more tests and add the rest of your chest skin back. Then you can see Aoba.”

Clear nodded, allowing for Noiz to do whatever he needed to with no questions asked. He was mostly stable but he’d need constant checkups for the rest of his ‘life’. What a pain.

“…Clear.”

“Yes?”

“Aoba said you had a heart. But I didn’t see one when I repaired you.”

He didn’t know why he was bringing this up again, but it came out before he could even think about what he was saying. It lingered in the back of his mind since the moment Aoba said it. Clear looked at him with a near perfectly blank emotion for a moment before his smile erupted, it was nearly infectious.

“I do have a heart. It beats for Aoba. It might not look the same as a human heart but he said he saw it. Aoba wouldn’t lie to me. My heart is so full of love…not just for Aoba, but for my grandpa. For Ms.Tae…for you and all my other friends. My heart beats now, that’s what I feel.”

“…I see.”

Noiz attached the last piece of skin that was needed before unplugging Clear and helping him to get dressed.

“Noiz.”

“Yeah?”

“Thanks for fixing me.”

“You already said that.”

“I know…But…You gave me a second chance.”

Noiz didn’t say anything, he merely watched as Clear opened the sliding glass door that connected to the small balcony his condo held before he walked out onto it. He looked at peace staring up into the stars, his finger occasionally tracing some of the constellations he could manage to find and even making out some new shapes.

“Thank you, Noiz.”

“…Get back to Aoba safely.”

He didn’t say anything further to the blonde, he merely jumped from the balcony into the nearby roof of the building next to Noiz’s. Within a few short seconds Clear had vanished from his sight as he hopped along the rooftops of Midorijima.

[cinnamonghost]

Funny I'm not really a big shipper with other invader zim ships . I'm just like . Oh cute ^_^ Kawacheese, even. I AM banging on my head thinking of them. But not to a point where I would stay up until 3 in the morning reading fan fictions about them (unless to support my friends :3)

[ccryptidccreek]

It's really early, and my brain is probably not at full capacity, but I wanna add my two cents, because the subtext in this game is one of the things I love to talk about most.

To say that Jimmy was a normal guy before the crash is honestly a stretch himself. When Anya found out she was pregnant and that Pony express was closing down, her first thought was to hide one of the two lethal weapons in the ship, the most dangerous one. Her first assumption was that Jimmy would go batshit and hurt her. And yes, her, because in the cockpit scene, she specifically says to Curly that he (I'll come back to that) wouldn't give it to her to protect herself.

Apart from that, he outright was kind of a dick during the party scene, too? Bringing everyone else into it, specifically highlighting Anya's struggles off-ship for it. That's not a "normal, maybe even cool guy" thing to do.

The fact her first concern was how Jimmy would react catastrophically, it shows his behavior was never completely innocent, and she knew he was dangerous, but we only see him through Curly's eyes before the crash. Even if they'd gotten essentially fired days before, she didn't show concern about Swansea or Daisuke, only Jimmy.

While I can't remember the exact details of the drink part, it's inherently a red flag that Jimmy's first thought was "Let's roofie Swansea." That's just not something you think of on the spot with no second thoughts. He even insists to Daisuke that he won't remember anything, which, weird thing to say to your much younger coworker expressing reservations about drugging his mentor.

Claiming the "Safety" talk doesn't have that deep a meaning, in a game like Mouthwash that's BUILT on double meanings and symbolism, it just feels like trying to gloss over one of the biggest pieces of proof against your argument, ngl man.

On that topic, it in itself ties into not only Anya but Curly's role. Because yes, she told him. But she couldn't have told him about the pregnancy because she's revealing that fact to him right then and there. So what did she tell him? That she and Jimmy banged that one time?

One of the biggest aspects of Curly's character is how he, as captain, failed to keep the crew safe and steer them away from danger.

Also, that comment about Anya acting normal around him is kind of weird, too. Victims won't just always be a crying, shivering mess in the face of their abusers, just to start, and Anya was also going to have to spend 8 more months around him, so it's even less likely. But beyond that, we see she doesn't act quite right around him, either, compared to her before the crash, where we see her though Curly's eyes (Though I also theorize that's him trying to convince himself things are "fine"). She's constantly trying to appease him because she knows he might blow a fuse at any time.

On Anya's behavior, too, it would be incredibly stupid of her to consensually have vaginal sex with a male crewmate with no protection. She's a nurse (or, aspiring one), and we also see she's very self-aware and educated. The main reason she's even in the ship is because she wants a higher level education, not innocent or ignorant. I feel like for you to make the point she just decided to hook up with a crewmate once, without protection, you have to dumb down her character AND Anya herself.

And to end it off, there is a time where she distances herself from Jimmy. It's when he's forcing Curly's mouth open and shoving his hands in to give him his pills. That's what makes her turn and run. Not Curly's sounds (she should have seen and heard much worse when she had to amputate his limbs)

It's a mirror image of what she had to go through, Jimmy forcing something himself on her, and having to watch it through Curly, who she knows also knows what happened. She told him.

Anya being the only woman in the crew isn't an innocuous detail, it's very much intended and has a narrative purpose, trying to erase it is like trying to ignore one of the biggest points the game tries to talk to you about. No shit it's dark, it's Mouthwashing.

There are some other things I could say, maybe I will say them later, like Jimmy only crashing the ship after finding out she was pregnant, and her literally only showing up as a womb in his mind, but it's getting late for me and I gotta leave soon. But yeah, that's what I think.

I don't think Jimmy actually raped Anya

I know this is a controversial take and I'm open for discussion. But I recently played through Mouthwashing aware that there was some kind of SA. But when I finished the game I realized it mentioned nothing about Jimmy doing anything like that to Anya? All it said was that Jimmy and Anya did it and now she is pregnant. Which ofc Jimmy avoids responsibility of. For this to work, it kinda implies that Curly is more of an asshole than as presented. Because if Anya told him and he just did nothing about it that is just wrong on so many levels. And I have seen some people say that she told Swansea about it too which would imply he also did nothing. Though for this I am not sure because I didn't see it in the game as well. I have seen people say and it is even said on the wiki that Jimmy drugged Anya with a drink. Which makes no sense whatsoever. In order to get the ingredients needed to make the drink you needed the scanner. Which at the time Jimmy had no access to. On top of that, even if he did have the scanner he wouldn't be able to get any sweetener to cover the taste because Daisuke hid the only other packet. And to add to that Jimmy was surprised when Anya told him there were medical supplies in the hallway. So there was no way he could have known about that beforehand. And there was only one bottle to begin with of rubbing alcohol. Anya also acted pretty normal around him even while in private. She had no issues being around him and never made any attempts to get away from Jimmy specifically. She only started to act nervous when Jimmy started to lose it. Which is ofc valid. Her not wanting to do his evaluation doesn't mean it's because of rape. She didn't even say that exactly. To her, it was just a drag because Jimmy never took these seriously and always gave bullshit answers. I would be pretty annoyed too if I was just trying to do my job and the person wasn't cooperating with me. The thing about the rooms not having locks also doesn't mean as much as people think. That's a valid question to ask and it's also strange since bedrooms typically have locks. I think people are also forgetting that Jimmy and Anya have known each other for years. And everyone seemed to get along great before Jimmy let his jealousy take over. And Jimmy on top of that seemed to be pretty normal. So in a ship where they have no other ways to get off? I wouldn't be surprised if they turned to each even if it was just stress relief. Anya ofc prob would have preferred Curly. But he is way too busy with his duties to do that and not only that there is a weird power level at play there. With him being the captain and such. Daisuke is practically a kid and if he wasn't he was just introduced to the ship and hasn't had as much time to bond as everyone else. Swansea is... well Swansea (no offense.) So what other choice do you have besides Jimmy? Who at the time seemed like an okay guy? I don't know. I think in this case it's just the fandom trying to make a character much darker than they already are. Which you don't even need to do with a game like Mouthwashing. Jimmy is an asshole and was a huge fuck up don't get me wrong. I just don't think rape is on his list of the many wrongs he did.

[isnt-that-wizardd]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[crimeronan]

it's sometimes so silly to look in the notes of a polyamory art/post and see people like "is this cheating art....?" when the characters in canon are all extremely close friends. i know it's not malicious because most people think of monogamy as the default and anything outside that Must be cheating, but truly i'm always like. guys. guys Please.

please think about this for like 2 seconds.

under what circumstances do we think this non-canon couple might hold hands directly in front of their canon partners. and under what circumstances do we think the canon partners might be okay with this. do we Truly think this is a secret relationship. do we Truly think these guys would sneak around behind their canon partners' backs when all of them are extremely close friends with a high level of trust and commitment to each other.

would assuming that these extremely close friends have actually communicated with one another Exactly The Same Way They Do In The Canon Source Material perhaps cause less despair.....

[askgardenerwoods]

hi Emma! Who do you consider your friends do you have a crush on anybody?

" For crushes... "

[deus-ex-mona]

gonna start calling them gen retcon from now on bc the lore with ‘em (as we know it) is alllllllllll over the place

[ruvviks]

Rome blankly stared up at the cold night sky, his eyes trailing over the stars drawing constellations in his mind. He wondered, wherever she was, if Judah could see them too– if they could lock eyes across light years of distance and despite the time that had passed since he had last seen his sister, if they could still recognize the other by smile alone. 'Oh, Jude,' he sighed, lip trembling as he failed to conjure a mental image of her visage altogether, head barren of even the faintest memory of their shared past. 'Oh, Jude– We've messed up, haven't we?'

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[akkivee]

choose your fighter: ichikuu lyrics edition

[sunsetzer]

On one hand, I want a final fantasy 6 remake, because the game is criminally underrated and the amount of fan content (which is all absolutely fantastic btw) is Not Enough for my neurodivergent, hyperfixating brain.

On the other hand, that would inevitably encourage more people to join the fandom, which would be great, except it seems these days the bigger a fandom gets the more toxic it becomes, and I really like what we have going on over here in our little corner. We all just love the game and its characters and nobody fights about who should and shouldn't date who or who you shouldn't like because they're ~problematique~. Nobody's trying to make one ship morally better than another, nobody's calling anyone names or threatening to doxx people who don't agree with their opinions. It's so peaceful and I love that for us. We're just vibing. Moisturized. Unbothered. In our lane. Flourishing.

[sysig]

*blows a multidimensional kiss* For Scarab (Patreon)

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

I’m a huge Multishipper and find the merits of almost any Ship for Bob’s Burgers. I’ve seen so many good content for so many lovely ships!! Here are some of my favorites (and the blogs that produce the best content for these ships):

Tina/Josh is so underrated, in my opinion. The show did make it so they’ll never be canon (probably), and Josh didn’t get nearly enough screentime, but I think they’re adorable. I loved them so much in Linda-Pendant Woman, with Tina pulling a Prince Charming and trying to find who Josh’s bandaid belonged to. And their Fresh Feed kiss!! Tbh, I kind of ship them the most (please don’t come for me) and they’re super cute. But the show’s most likely not going to do anything else with them. They have a ton of potential, and I wish they spent more time fleshing Josh out as a character. If they had, this ship had the potential of being as good or even better than some of the other ships with Tina. I also definitely headcanon Josh as Bi. That boy is not straight in my opinion.

Tinimmy is such a classic, I adore it and all of the lovely content that @drawthethingdoppelganger and @jimmyjrsmusoems have put out. These two are the absolute Tinimmy Queens, so if you want Tinimmy content, go to their blogs immediately!! It helps that this ship is basically canon, and Jimmy Jr. is such an awkward dork 😭 He doesn’t know how to express his emotions, but he does care so much about Tina despite what some people say 😒 It’s so frustrating when people always put J Ju down because of one episode (V For Valentine-Detta). Yes, it was a jerk move, but he’s a flipping middle schooler!! And it wasn’t even that bad, anyway. And one bad move doesn’t erase all of the lovely things he’s done for Tina. Like finding her Barrecklace and saying it made him think of her?? Wanting to do a Sky Kiss with her?? Agreeing to go on a date to Pie in the Sky even though he’s not really a fan, and inviting her on a completely genuine date to Fro-Yo Mama?? Come on, these two are adorable. And they deserve a coffee date sometime if DT’s recent art is anything to go by. I also headcanon Jimmy Jr. as Bi sometimes and a heavily closeted Gay boy other times. It kind of depends how I’m feeling, pffffft. @br1ghtestlight has headcanoned him as Aro/Ace, and that’s a fun and valid interpretation too, but I usually feel as if he does have some sort of interest in Tina romantically. I’m not sure. I guess it depends??

Zekina is so cute even though I don’t ship it as much as the other two. Zeke wanting to take Tina on a date to the aquarium and then out for tacos is just so adorable!! But it always annoys me so much when people say that Zeke is obviously the better choice for Tina and is always nicer to her and always has her best interests at heart. Like, Zeke is a sweetheart, but he’s had his moments of not being great to Tina. He’s a teenager just like Jimmy Jr. He’s not obviously the better choice for her just because he suggested that date of tacos and touch tanks. Zekina is lovely, and I respect anyone who ships it and makes content for it. I definitely see the appeal. But people really need to stop coming for Jimmy Jr. Yes, I will keep yelling about this forever 😭 Anyway, if you want some of the best Zekina content, you must go to @theangrypomeranian’s blog right now. You should absolutely read Baby Steps!! I started it but haven’t gotten far because of the length, but everyone should go read it and support them!! @br1ghtestlight has also written a Tina and Zeke fic (though they might just be platonic there) that I still haven’t read yet, but everyone should go read that too.

Zeke/Jimmy Jr., aka Zesto (not sure if that’s their actual ship name, but it should be) is great. It has so much potential, and I ship it a ton. I tend to ship Tina/Josh and Zeke/Jimmy Jr. the most, not because of Jimmy Jr., but because those are the ships I just enjoy the most and I think have the best potential/chemistry. But plenty of other ships have lovely potential and chemistry too!! Anyway, these two can be read equally well as platonic besties, but them being together romantically intrigues me. It would be a ton of fun, I think. They would definitely be a chaotic couple, but a cute one. I mean, Jimmy Jr.’s reaction when he thought Zeke would start going to a different school?? He was so stressed!! And Zeke always wanting to wrestle with J Ju as a sign of affection? And agreeing to do things like help J Ju get a chicken nugget in his mouth? I love.

Genecadero is adorable and @dianadeadwing has made such cute artwork for them. Gene doesn’t have many ships, and I probably enjoy this one the most. It’s definitely a rare pair. Gene deserves a cute romance with a sweet partner!! It’s weird to me when people sometimes say that Gene is too young for that when the show already tried giving him a straight relationship with Courtney. Yes, they broke up, but still. The showrunners are clearly open to giving Gene a relationship. I love the idea Diana brought up of Peter not-so-subtly having a crush on Gene and Gene just not getting the hints. But I like to think he becomes super lovestruck and a super doting partner when he’s older.

I’m cheating and putting Gene/Alexis (I came up with a super cute ship name for them now now I can’t remember what it is ☠️ Does anyone want to help me come up with one??) on here, because I was like “Welp, if others don’t want to give Gene many ships, I’ll make one myself!” I’ve grown very attached to Alexis as an OC, and I’ve suddenly realized he has similarities to Alex 😭 I imagined them both as being voiced by Thomas Middleditch, their names are similar, and are both kind of nerds. But I think that’s where the similarities end. I definitely wanted Alexis to stand out as a character, and I think he’s still different enough from Alex. Anyway, I can’t help but talk about these two, they make my heart sing. I will never get tired of making content about them or just rambling about them like here.

Gene/Sasha is such a rare pair, and the enemies to lovers potential?? Amazing, actually 🤌🏼 If this ship wasn’t so rare, I think it would have Louigan potential, tbh. I love the idea of these two talking more and bonding, because let’s be real, Sasha is 1,000% not straight. Just look at him. Their ship also kind of reminds me of Dipcifica from Gravity Falls, with the rich kid potentially opening up and becoming a better person thanks to someone else’s influence. I just love a good Enemies-to-Lovers romance, and the potential they have for banter is immaculate.

Ahhh, Roudise (aka Louwheeze, which is an incredible ship name), is just the cutest thing on earth, I adore it. I love a good Friends-to-Lovers, and I think I just have them on the brain because of Roudise Week. They’re just adorable and basically canon like Tinimmy. I probably ship them the most?? They just make me happy. I love how Rudy brings out Louise’s softer side, and Louise helps bring Rudy out of his shell. Their friendship is precious, their potential romance even more so. I just have a lot of thoughts about these two, they make me happy. Also, Louise slapping Rudy after kissing him in Bob, Actually sends me every time. If you want some of the best Roudise content, go to @ltwharfy and @devilh0rnsinc. Their Roudise content is just so lovely!!

Louigan!! This ship is great too. I don’t understand why people who ship it get blocked. There’s so much potential there!! Again, Enemies-to-Lovers is one of my favorites. And their potential for banter?? Amazing. Incredible. No notes. If you want the best Louigan content, you must go to @babsvibes immediately. I started reading Stacy’s Cardamom, which is basically her Magnum Opus. I haven’t finished it yet, but it’s incredible and everyone should go read it. She’s truly the Louigan Queen and got me interested in this ship in the first place. And she was kind enough to invite me onto the Louigan Discord, which has been an absolute blast (even though I hardly share anything Louigan on there ☠️). I want to change that and make more Louigan content. I have a lot of ideas. Y’all better watch out if Louigan Week happens again next September 👀 Louigan Week was also amazing this year!! Everyone show Babs some love for running that incredible event.

Louissica is cute and has potential. I feel as if it’s quite similar to Roudise as a cute, charming Friends-to-Lovers. But Jessica just needs to appear more and be more developed as a character, because she just hasn’t appeared enough for me to have as many thoughts about this ship as all of the others I’ve listed so far. I loved them hunting for that Wharf Monster together, that was such a fun side plot. And them bonding at Louise’s sleepover when she’d driven everyone else away.

BOBLIN. If there’s a ship from this show I love the most, it’s Boblin, no contest. There’s a reason my very first ask to DT was Boblin-related. But I’ve rambled about them enough, so I’ll try to keep this short, pfffffft. They’re an example of a couple that’s as close to perfect that I’ve ever seen. They’re so sweet you’ll get a cavity, they’re domestic, and they’re ancient as hell muppets. What else could you want?? I love how their love stems not just from huge, loud, romantic gestures. It also stems from more quiet, subtle moments. Like Bob massaging Linda’s feet. Or Linda deciding to give Bob a quiet night in for his birthday, because she realized he’d enjoy that the most. Or Bob making her a heart-shaped pancake on Valentine’s Day. You get the idea. If you want the best Boblin content, then @jimmypesto is your girl. She’s written some of the best BB fics I’ve read, and the way she writes Boblin is unmatched. She’s such a talented writer, it’s insane. She’s also written a ton of Boblin smut, if that’s your thing!!

Frondbrose is wonderful. These two also have such good chemistry and banter, it’s insane. Their Enemies-to-Lovers potential is insane. I wish they were canon so bad. They definitely need to interact more. Mr. Ambrose showing his softer side for Mr. Frond is just so adorable to me!! This man would be the epitome of “I hate everyone, but I don’t hate you 😌” They make me all giggly. I can’t get enough. They’re definitely the type to have Hate Sex once and then deny it ever happened 🤣. But everyone would know the truth.

Tedmort is so cute and has so much potential. I love it. I think Teddy and Mort’s friendship is precious already, but a potential relationship between them?? The wholesomeness meter would be off the charts. They can be an ancient muppet couple like Bob and Linda!! Mort would treat Teddy 1,000% better than Denise, but tbh, anyone else would treat Teddy better than Denise. If you want Tedmort, then @keepyourhornson-spyro is the person for you!! They’ve written some lovely Tedmort fics that everyone should read.

Marshmallow/Nat has such potential, and there should be content about them!! It just seems like such a fun ship, and I think being with Marshmallow would help Nat get over her ex-girlfriend. These two also share a similar vibe of just coming and going as they please, and “being truly free” 😌 I still love that Marshmallow is canonically Trans and Nat is canonically a Lesbian. They’re wonderful.

Hemita is a canonical rarepair, which I didn’t think was possible, but here we are. I think they’re so cute and definitely good for each other. Susmita asking out Henry in Morse Code?? That was adorable. We need more moments of these two being cute. I love them.

Barryl is such a rare pair and has won me over so much. There’s just something that makes sense about these two being together that’s difficult to describe. There’s something so sweet about Becky being able to find love after being unlucky with Jimmy Jr. Darryl would be such a sweet boyfriend to her, and she would be such a sweet girlfriend in return. They would be so cute holding hands and listening to the Frozen soundtrack on repeat. Sure, to ship them, you need to ignore Rosa, but she was only in one episode anyway. I gotta shout out @theangrypomeranian again for basically creating this entire ship herself. Amazing.

Arnlee is such a gigantic rare pair it’s insane, and they’ve definitely won me over too. They’re so cute!! They’re just two socially awkward kids who would work really well together. They deserve to have some sort of side plot where they bond. I would love that. @devilh0rnsinc made the cutest art of these two together for @ltwharfy, and that was what officially won me over. That and @ltwharfy’s adorable fic about them which everyone should go read.

I might cut myself off there, because this post is insanely long. But it just goes to show how many lovely ships there are in this fandom. And they’re all valid. Seriously, can we please just respect each other and who we ship??

Anyway, there’s a little something for everyone in terms of ships, and I just love that so much. Everyone needs to check out all of the blogs I mentioned for some lovely content❣️They’ve also just been so sweet and welcoming towards me, I can’t stress that enough!!

[puzzled-pegasus]

So you know that running joke on the Argo II about how Percy eats so much and from everyone else's POV it's seen as quirky or unusual? It's quite possible that his open enthusiasm about food is weird to the others because he's actually the only one who's normal/healthy abt food.

Think about it. Leo's been through food insecurity and he may have issues with it because of the way his body looks. He's also a workaholic and generally probably doesn't really have a very good sense of when or what he needs to eat to feel better. Annabeth might be similar, not being able to sense her hunger cues very well because of Trauma (TM) and the way she gets sucked into her hyperfixations.

Piper and Frank might both be conscious about their weight, Piper because of bullying and her Hollywood environment and Frank because he's always been so big naturally and his grandmother probably verbally abused the hell out of him for his weight.

I think Jason skips meals as a form of self-punishment if he doesn't feel like he's earned it. He also wants to make sure everyone else on his team has had what they want to eat before he gets to have any.

Hazel straight up lived in the depression, so food was probably rationed. She was also a girl in the 40s and body shaming was on a whole other level of ridiculous back then so I can't blame her for feeling like she needs to restrict for a few reasons.

And then there's Percy, whose mother did the best she could to make sure her son had a healthy relationship with eating and food. She didn't always have money, but she showed her love through food and treats as much as she could and together they created their blue food tradition. This means that Percy now is excited about food and can probably better measure his hunger cues than anyone else on that ship. This is a good thing not only for him, but if he shows confidence in the way he eats what he likes until he's satisfied and stops when he's full, it might give his friends social cues that they're allowed to eat like he does.

Percy, of course, would be happy to know he's helping them...but right now, he's too excited about those pancakes.

@manygeese @just-call-mefr1es @monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation @jasonisntboring @erosjournal

[caotictimmy]

🍏- ANON? MAYBE??? it's so late for me but reading your nsfw on Daisuke...UAAAGHHH SAAGHHH 🗣️ he's such a vocal man and the whole morning sex thing where he can't get into you quick enough .helpop helppp meeeee helpppp

(maybe this is a request? Maybe I'm just yapping lowkey??? But if you want to write on this, by all means go for it LMAO)

Giggling over Swansea being mortified while walking in on reader x daisuke getting it on, I imagine they don't notice him and Daisuke is getting all needy trying to keep his pace 🤞 That boy has never felt the touch of person romantically so I could onllllyyyy assume that he'd been sensitive his first time. Or like. Every time with reader- especially if they're still on the ship. He's trying to not make too much noise as everyone is asleep ☹️ his whiney ass is NOT making it through that night. Bonus if reader is nonchalant about it the next day at lunch. They're talking with someone about their poor love lives (finding people to stay with how long their jobs shipments are)- reader dropping shit like 'aw man yeah. if only there was someone to really understand me, y'know?'. As if Daisuke wasn't memorizing their insides and how they physically react to him with his body just last night 😭

HELP 🍏 ANON THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED. But this is Acually so smart. I always believe Daisuke gets lost in the sauce when you guys have sex. For the headcanon I was thinking they were known dating. But for this let’s pretend the crew doesn’t know Daisuke and reader are dating. The first kind middle part will be NSFW. But the rest should be NSFW. This will be done as a one shot. (I’ll also include your little bonus! Plus a little more:3)

What was that god damn noise..? Swansea thought. Irradiated as he heard a squeaking sound, an indescribable muffled sound coming along with it. For fucks sake he just wanted to get some rest! But those loud noises would not let the poor man drift to sleep. He was gonna put a stop to that noise. Once and for all.

Swansea swings his legs over the side of his bed, sitting up. Stretching his arms as he gets ready to investigate what the noise is, and where it’s coming from. He stands up, his back making a loud crack.( I love old man Swansea). He slips his slippers on. Grabbing and putting on his robe by the door. Slowly pushing the door open. Before silently shutting the door. The noise got louder. Even though the walls were paper thin. It still muffled some of the noise.

He tread carefully through the halls. Getting closer to the noise. Swansea could hear talking maybe? The squeaking of something getting louder the more he approaches. Wait. He’s getting closer to Daisuke’s room..? What the hell was that kid doing. He could hear a faint panting? He started walking a bit faster.

Daisuke’s door was cracked open. God was the kid hurt-. Oh… Oh dear god.. For the love of pony express why did he have to be the one to catch this scene. He could now clearly see what was happening now. God why him..? (Warning for what’s ahead will be NSFW)

“Nyyhhh… F-fuck you feel so good. G-god so good. Am I doing good? Mhm!.. a-am I doing good for you. Wanna make sure your feeling as ..ahh ~… as good as I am.” Daisuke whimpered out. His arms wrapped around your waist as he continues going his rough pace.

“Yes! O-oh fuck hah… doing so good for me!”, Your voice muffled as you were face first in your pillow. Daisuke’s body pressing against your back. Like he was trying to mold his body with you. A loud ‘plap’ sound being able to be heard.

Swansea felt his face contort in horror. He could feel his stomach twist in disgust. He definitely walked in on something he definitely shouldn’t have. So what did he do. He went back to his room. Staring at the ceiling with that petrified face still stuck on his face. To say he wasn’t able to sleep that night would be an understatement

-

“I feel like it’s impossible to date anyone with this crappy job.” Anya huffed in a frustrated tone. “I second to that.”, Curly sighed as he ate his crappy lunch.” Our shipments at a Minimum are 5 months! And it’s like we get a month or two back on earth, before they send us back to ship something!” Anya finished. The annoyed look on her face quite prominent.

“I get you Anya. I want to Acually spend time with someone and let them get to know me. But you can’t really do that on this floating rock.”, You said nonchalantly. You sure were letting Daisuke get to know you. All of you… Swansea thought. Trying not to gag at the imagie of what he witnessed last night.

You could feel Daisuke’s eyes turn to you. Lingering a bit longer than ‘just friends’. “Yeah man, it’s such a bummer!” Daisuke said. A light blush spread across his face as he said it. No one else except Swansea noticed.

“Say uh..” Anya started, looking up at you. “I saw you walking in here with a limp, you good?” She asked,her voice laced with concern. God why did you have to ask that Anya! Swansea cringed at her question. “Oh yea no I’m good! Just hit my leg on the wall while sleeping y’know.” You said. Hmh.. I’m sure you were doing some sort of sleeping. Swansea hurrying to finish his food. Quickly getting up to put his plate in the sink and immediately start work. He really just wants to take his mind off this..

-

“Swan-sea!” Daisuke said, dragging the two parts of Swansea’s name out. Swansea ignored Daisuke, continuing to work on the broken vent. “Dude did I do something wrong?” Swansea sighed. Since Daisuke wanted the truth he’ll get it.”For fucks sake Daisuke! Can you have them stop fucking like rabbits! I know you young people have your urges, but this has been going on for the past week. And it’s Saturday for crying out loud!” Swansea yelled.

“AND IF YOU FREAKS ARE GONNA KEEP GOING AT IT. AT LEAST KEEP THE DOOR SHUT AND BE QUIET. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.” Swansea finished, catching his breath. Daisuke just stood there stunned.

“You.. you heard us..?” Daisuke asked, his mouth agape and his eyes shot wide. “I didn’t just hear you guys. Saw it to! Close the damn door next time!” Swansea said irritated. Daisuke continued to stand there embarrassed. “Swansea uh.. I-I’m so sorry I didn’t realize.” Daisuke stuttered out. Still shocked about the revelation.

“Yeah you better be fucking sorry” Swansea muttered. Turning around before pausing. Sighing a bit. “At lest your getting some action in this hell hole. Reminds me of me and my wife.” He said. Before holding his fist out. “I’m only gonna do this once Daisuke.” Swansea said. Daisuke happily returned the fist bump.

“Now get the hell out of my sight for the rest of the day!” Swansea yelled. “Alright swan-sea!” Daisuke said, doing the same long period name thing. Swansea let out an annoyed sigh. At least the kid was happy…