#I literally burst out laughing

[an-excellent-choice]

WAS NOBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT THEY GAVE GALE A GUN!??

[outfoxt]

@morbid-things @zomb1edude

[cachow-it]

. . . .BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAAHAA

you're only a therian if you're from the Théres region of France. Everyone else is a sparkling otherkin

[cabbybaby]

I HAD GRAMMARLY DO ONE LAST CHECK OF MY NEWEST CHAPTER AND IT HIT ME WITH THIS ALSKDJFAKLS;DFJA I AM FINE GRAMMARLY, JUST WRITING ANGST

[fixing-bad-posts]

“he’s autistic” okay $1.2 million in his wallet then

Submitted by @brucecipher

[iwtv-az-hours]

Armand: 😭😭😭 I thought I would be able to prevent it, but the coven pulled the big guns on me

it was the vampire samuel with a prop scythe How could I have defended myself Louis oooh how they managed to outthink us

[atlantic-riona]

KSJSKDHASDMFJSKL

u talk a lot of rancid shit 4 being a severed head

[kittycaths]

general munchkin man is going to jail

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

DIRECT 👏 ACTION 👏 WORKS

TLDR: Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield had plans to strictly cap the amount of anesthesia they’d cover based on the amount of time THE INSURANCE COMPANY thought the surgery would take in New York, Connecticut, and Missouri. TODAY, December 5th 2024, THE DAY AFTER United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was assassinated, they SUDDENLY DECIDED to reverse that decision in New York and Connecticut, with plans to start the new policy in February in Missouri. MULTIPLE medical authorities have been telling them FOR MONTHS that this is a terrible idea.

According to my local CBS affiliate, Anthem BCBS cited “”widespread misinformation”” about the policy as their primary reason for the cancellation. Sure, totally believable, lol.

Totally unrelated, but United Healthcare has the highest rate of claim denial while Anthem BCBS is…third

The shooter still hasn’t been found🫡

[tangledinink]

im just saying that some of the people on this godforsaken webbed site would probably not survive watching siblings/young children interact irl

[dandelionandkrindle]

#WHEN YOUR EX CATCHES YOU BEING WEIRD. AT A FUNERAL.

[anghraine]

This is probably my most "born and raised in the rural western USA" post ever, but there really is a kind of annoying white dude who shows up in the western states at times, and occasionally even comes from them, who I keep encountering. This kind of guy might not be an obvious bigot (though sometimes he is), but regardless, is one of the most irritating creatures on the face of the planet. Common traits:

goes around in full wannabe western cowboy (21st century edition) cosplay and never shuts up about the plight of the rural poor and his own history of poverty in small town rural America. he understands in a way that these city elites never will.

turns out to be from a comfortable middle-class family in Missoula. (as one example; there are lots of variants of this)

affects an obviously fake drawl in no way characteristic of the actual region he comes from to go with the cosplay.

the hat is pristine, the boots are unscuffed, the belt buckle is ... wrong, and the obligatory truck was bought new and couldn't pull a Toyota out of a mud puddle or make it up a moderately steep hill in half an inch of snow.

assumes everyone he professionally interacts with has no more experience of actual rural life and/or poverty than he does himself, especially if he's in the arts in some capacity. The poors don't care about Art, you see (sometimes stated, usually strongly implied with little comprehension that he's saying it).

relatedly, has intense food+social class opinions and appears to think that cheap food for the proletariat is, like, the Olive Garden.

throws around his red state creds while giving the distinct impression that it's been 20 years since he saw a cow.

the more liberal versions talk a lot about awareness of their privilege and positionality as white men, but don't really do anything to support marginalized colleagues. unless "picking on younger and less powerful men who haven't done anything wrong" counts.

[tomfrogisblue]

name a better duo than Fitmc and somehow finding a catfish in every single game he plays

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Why don't people ever talk about what is objectively THE funniest scene in all of Merlin: when the whole castle is asleep and Merlin tries to use magic to wake Gaius and he just-

[vesselofvanta]

current mood is this piko smoking a cigarette from an obscure 10+ year old talkloid vid

[shepscapades]

Just in case you’re wondering how I’m doing