#I like two old men
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A silly idea I put too much effort into
#Hesperos#Lahabrea#Lahahes?#Is there a ship name?#I like two old men#ffxiv#endwalker spoilers#pandaemonium
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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋
(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)
#i ship them#deadpool and wolverine are gay asf#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool#wade and logan are literally soulmates bruh#wade and logan are so in love#wade and logan#honda odyssey changed these mfs#whatever happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey#gay ships#poolverine#poolverine art#poolverine fanart#that honda odyssey was gayer than anything#honda carfuck#old men yaoi#toxic yaoi#they like it nasty#a kiss to shut him up#wade wilson#logan howlett#enemies to lovers#artists on tumblr#yaoi fanart#they fucked in that damn car istg#gay kiss#i ship these two so much
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One of my pet peeves after having gotten very into swing dance as an aroace is seeing videos of people swing dancing or really doing any type of partner dance and over half the comments just being stuff like “how are they not in love😳” or “friends🤨” like please free yourselves, you can have a lot of chemistry and fun dancing with someone and it doesn’t have to be anything more than that!! Just fun!!! I’m not saying a little bit of lighthearted friendly love can’t be involved but it’s not always that deep, it’s just having fun!!
#also in reality half the time I’m dancing with men old enough to be my dad ahskajaksks#and they’re very fun to dance with!!!#and like yeah I’m a type of person who I’d say I fall in love with random strangers a lot and that can carry over into dancing#using the term love very broadly here obviously#and that’s okay if you’re that type of person but also… it’s not that deep… just two people having fun#do I make sense here?#aroace#swing dance#partner dance#east coast swing#west coast swing#aromantic#asexual#by yours truly the omelette of cheese
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GET ME OUTTA HEREEE I LOVE YOU OPTIRATCH NAREGHH 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️
I hate these old men so much. LIKE GET OUT
#transformers#optimus prime#ratchet#transformers prime#optiratch#i lvoe them#old men#tfp#tf g1#tf rid15#tf bayverse#tf animated#i hate these guys#like no one understands how badly I need these two to kiss in official media#its bad
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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the patrician is just a guy to me
#havelock vetinari#discworld#doodles#before you ask why just know this#i actively avoid looking at any discworld art book covers included#i specifically buy those hardcovers with graphic design on the front#so any kind of a visual context doesnt exist for me except what my brain sees when im with the guy in the room as i read#so anyway Lord Vetinari is like an old suit and tie guy to me#he is proper arguably a minimalist calm collected and always two steps ahead#he is pushing 50#doesnt even have to be fifty but I know this in my soul: to be like him you have to have seen life for many decades#his monologue at the end of GG is driving me craaayyyyzayyy#a man that wakes up and does a thing not for fulfilment but because. because its like one of the world truths or some shit#part of me would love to put him in a fancier suit but in men at arms he literally sits on a wooden chair next to the throne#hello?#in his little (huge) garden with his little (huge) stacks of paperwork#and he has a shitty terrier#what a guy#this granpapi is my chewtoy
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You ever think about how All Might has two male exes that both have a child with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a big heart?
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#we also have like. absolutely no mention of melissa's mother as far as I know#all we know is that she's quirkless and that she calls Toshi Uncle Might#not only that but these two have such like.#insane attachments to All Might as the symbol of peace#both of them also representing how we was perceived and loved by others#and how these two loved him so much they were willing to go thru so much shit for him#aaaaa the doomed old man yaoi is so real#has anyone else noticed this. please tell me im not the only one.#it just CANT be a coincidence that they BOTH have Blonde hair. Blue eyes. AND are such good hearted and heroic kids.#you can see the evolution of All Might and Toshinori through the specific men he gets close to ngl.#ok. thats it for gay all might posting. the 2nd one for today omg.#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#melissa shield#togata mirio#david shield#sir nighteye#all might#yagi toshinori
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if you dont fuck w jacobi and maxwell being best friends forever you dont fuck with me. Highlight of s3 relisten for me so far has been listening to them banter. It’s such a different banter from what you get from everyone else butting heads it’s so bouncy. It tells you they do this all the time but like. They’re friends about it. They hate each other but they also do nefarious shit together theyre bonded forever . Until the incident of course but i digress .
#Like i gettt Kepler and jacobi have their Thing or whatever but#idk Maxwell and Jacobi just have so much Fun canon interactions like theres a lot to pick from! They’re fun!!! They’re friends!!#and then Maxwell fucking DIES and Jacobi loses his fucking mind!!!!#they were each others yes-men as they went on to do terrible things in the name of progress.#they were two pillars holding up good old colonel Kepler and forming the si-5.#and most importantly: theyre really funny. They’re silly with it.#I know relationships are fun when there’ conflict to it maybe im just a smaller portion of people who finds Good Friends#not just enjoyable but narratively compelling. But i do!!!! Im studying them! Like bugs!#Wolf 359#Alana Maxwell#Daniel jacobi#lets go be monsters#yelling. screaming even. :0]
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You're a lingering smile after all has been said
#Line taken from Reinaeiry's song 'autumn'#the song is so so so very cute#like these two XD#I love how he acts around malon ueueueue#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu time#lu malon#malink#my art#also I clearly cant draw old men I need to work on that
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Is Wolf and / or Flowers in any kind of relationship? Aside from Flowers being madly in love with reckless fun, that is
No Wolf/Flowers unfortunately, the ship I have in mind is significantly more insane.
#fop nature au#suggestive#him and the bad bitch he pulled by having anti-social and violent tendencies#art#digital art#oc/canon#Flowers OC#dale dimmadome#body horror#candy gore#light guro#ask to tag#they despise each other#Sorry you have to see this#Im not a big shipper. Tbh I would argue this isnt even romantic#but it is undeniable to me that they have something#two fucked up old men incapable of love who consistently hurt everyone around them#They dont even know how to feel bad about it#They are both selfish awful people who desperatly want connection but are too selfish and awful to get it#Their relationship is like if a QPR was evil#I have a concerning number of characters with this exact dynamic Im starting to think it says something about me#I like fucked up characters who make each other worse and are extremely codependent ok!!
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So I think I might’ve actually posted those first two comic pieces already but actually who cares I’ve got newish Willy/Marlon (lovingly ship named SwordFish by my friend Sunny everyone say THANK YOU SUNNY!) content to share with my people and so the two pages are getting lumped in!
All three pieces were made for server events and the first two were made in collaboration with, once again, my friend Sunny and Sunny has a really awesome thing coming up for these two goobers (EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU SUNNY AGAIN!) that may involve these pieces so. Y’know. Marketing. Genderqueers in Business or something
#stardew valley#sdv#willy sdv#marlon sdv#sdv fandom#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley fanfic#sdv fanart#sdv fanfic#I don’t draw these two enough actually#OOO YOU ALL WANNA SHIP THESE TWO OLD MEN TOGETHER SOOOO BAD#me standing at my witches cauldron placing the curse or whatever#ooooooo#thank you sunny my co-parent sunny#these are our darling boys who we smoosh together like Barbie dolls#for giggles :)#also MAN the art difference is actually so jarring to me#the first two pieces were made all the way back in FEBRUARY.#crazy#time is crazy
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king doodles log
#my sketches#one piece#king one piece#I finished my wano reread with my love for this man overwhelming#where did it come from#what am i gonna do with it#sketch the man a trillion times in two days of course#anyway#oda was like lunarian wings are vestigial and i was like suddenly I can’t read#his design is so me coded……………….#throwing hearts at him I hope he’ll be back#ily king#also adding him to the list of over fourty years old flaming bird men from op im in love with#there’s only two of them but isn’t it weird that it happened twice
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Cooking!!! Cooking up a storm!! I don't like Shelly's regular design too much but it's growing on me,, I think I have a soft spot for giant monsterous women,,,
#dandys world shelly#dw shelly#shelly dandys world#Dandys world#dandys world fanart#traditional art#If there's two things I like it's monsters and old men. Amen 🔥🔥#twisted shelly#Forgot that one...
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sorry guys for disappearing. But I am currently drowning in Scones rarepair hell. + will probably disappear for longer since school is starting soon
#tos scotty#montgomery scott#leonard bones mccoy#bones mccoy#scones#mcscotty#star trek tos#star trek#digital art#art#star trek the original series#mcscotty fanart#scones fanart#bones x scotty#I just really like these two old men. I know y'all all want Spirk but pls......accept my offering.#rarepair
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First of all omg thank you for updating today my sign ups at uni took the entire morning and part of the afternoon and I spent it reading the chapter on and off 💜 beautiful timing
Do you happen to have drawn the drip for the clan meeting from any of the other clans? 👁️ 👁️ Or also alternatively do you have a doc or visual aid for the different clans and their representatives? I know it's probably silly buy I love knowing more or less who's who and I'm having trouble keeping track (• ▽ •;)
and THE CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD GAGSJSLLAKSJA that bamf zhongli tag is preening rn
i had a color chart somewhere and some doodles so i've cleaned them up and compiled them + added those who were missing
edit: here's a version with the locations of their territory
#good luck on uni cofi 👍#it might look like a lot but that's honestly my second sketch. hence the diff brush n sometimes off proportions#it would've taken forever otherwise#by second sketch i mean step two not final lineart#i do first sketch (shapes) second sketch (the actual drawing but freehand)#then final lineart (refine second sketch)#also obviously all the robes would have better patterns etc etc y'all know the drill already hahah#sea gazer and mountain shaper have matching tassels bc old man yaoi#i don't make the rules i just enforce the weird details the game gives us#tell me why they made both old men birds friends and both old men stag friends like specifically above all the other adepti#why point out they were closest between themselves if not old man yaoi#this is even worse given sea gazer and skybracer are both dead in game LMAO mountain shaper and moon carver are widowers#anyway uhhhhhh yeah#ily <3 <3 <3 <3#thank you <3#fujin my beloved
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They are everything to me.
#hyperixating on THESE two is kinda painful. like wdym half the fandom doesnt like them. they are so awesome??? sickos...#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#vaggatha#hazbin vaggie#charlie x vaggie#vaggie x charlie#hazbin#chaggie#rainbowmoth#varlie#fallenstar#its always the wlw ships too. like wdym yall d ride mlm??? it be the 12 yr old girls too 😒 /hj#charlie ass? yes pls. also yes i gave charlie a tail. i always give random characters tails if i think they deserve it#i think..... i think im getting better at anatomy guys 😨 (im delulu)#definitely better than my first chaggie posts if yall remember that 😭 oh how i have improved for real... maybe ill make a improvement post#i jst wanted to draw ass bro. i know thats not how psnts work#i want tjem both to be so in love eith eachother that it makes me sick. genuinely please let them be such freaks rhat it makes ne bleed#also can i jst saw how annoying those shoulder pads are?? WHY DO ALL THE MEN + CHARLIE HAVE THEM. MAKE HER DIFFERENG SHES THE MC???#omg i just noticed it looks like shes grinding on her knee. ignore that. but maybe she is who knows?? 😝#dynamic pose test. i think its alroght but i still have stuff to improve... im practing 😈#ugh i just want more charlie being madly in love with Vaggie. not you guys. you guys are doing great mwa mwa /p but i mean the show! like#wheres charlie being lovey to vaggie?? shes literally the embodiment of love why cant she show idk... MORE to vaggie? i 💜 chaggie but... ☹️#gay people make me sick /j#yes. charlie IS lovey to Vaggie.. but.... idk its not to the life sacrificing extent like vaggie does? idk maybe i want fan service like 🤨#OH like charlie going demon mode for vaggie. FINALE DONT COUNT. she already was demon mode. i need vaggie almost DEAD and char swoops in id
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