#I like the AU lore I have for Mr. B where he is just a really proficient Night Corp counterintel jerk

[byberbunk2069]

Throwing shade at Mr. Blue Eyes rn

Like... nobody else can do mysterious smartly dressed asshole like the Cigarette Smoking Man

[bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing]

Hi! It's time for another fanfiction... And if you love crimes/solving crimes and a little hard detective Work this is the perfect one.🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

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Also, to see how Helen Hope B and mister detective Void meet for the first time click on this fanfiction as well:

This is set 6 months before detective Void got his mask, so he is an ordinary detective here.

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Warning:If you hate/dislike snakes you better not read this!

This is actually the third part, the second i didn't wrote it yet 😅

I plan to make at least 10 fanfictions, they are not conan to the real detective Void lore, but for me they are because itis set in the same Universe...

The fourth part name is: The other side of the mirror

This fiction is set a month and 4 days later after the actually lore.

P. S:This fanfiction took the life out of me, lmao 🤣🤣🤣😅 Thank you for your support, you are the best sweet slice of cake!

Hope you like it!

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Title number: A box full of snakes-619

Fanfiction class:Euclid

Summary: 🐍🐍🐍👀Helen Hope B finds herself in a very strange case with none other than our favorite detective Void... 👀🐍🐍🐍

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Disclaimer:I don't own detective Void, he is not my original character!! Find this cute original character on Youtube!!

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The event was better than he hoped it It was the 15th anniversary of the company, a world-famous company, every guest had a good time, he was an old man at 62 years old with lots of responsibilities, one if his important guest madame Rossiya with her fiance mr Berliini, she was a lovely lady of about 47 years and he was the new director of a major Austrian bank just invited him at their table, they wanted to make a generous donation for the greenhouse where the exotic plants were keept, she was impressed by their colors and beauty, something worth conserve for the future.

Mr Greenmark also had been looking for him for sometime by now, the new reporters arrived and they wanted an exclusive report,it Was the moment everybody celebrate with a bath of confetti but in the moment the ceiling opened a male body not older than 49 years dropped, the wires nearly behead it...lt was a scene noone was gonna forget about too soon.

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Three days later after the incident Mr Williard decided to open the tourist resort, 514 guests were invited all over the world, they have just received an operating permit from the emergency authorities, so all he had left to do Was to check the food, the lights if they were in the right position and of course the great speech which he wrote and rewritte all over again.

"Why so nervous old friend?"

Mr Greenmark was the second after Mr Williard in the great business, they have known each other since they were in their 30th.

Later that day the guests arrived, everyone were so excited, the good music, the lights, the atmosphere, some of them decided they will return again, the other already made up their mind to spend their honeymoon there, everything went well then it was time for the great speach however Mr Williard couldn't find his business partner Mr Greenmark anywhere and he made a gesture toward some staff to make a little search while he made his way to the microphone.

"Welcome to the Hazel willow tourist resort and also one of the largest laboratory where the anti-venom is prepared, we have a large range of anti-venom from at least 1471 species... The laboratory name is Lady-in-white such a beauty, and i am your host Mr Williard W. Monarch, my grandfather was a butterfly specialist, did his research on them all his life, clearly i choose something more dangerous. Enjoy your stay! I am ready to answer all your questions!"

"Sir, mister Greenmark is dead, sir in the west wing of the greenhouse...It's too horrible!"

Everybody turned their heads at the maiden that just come in while some of them gasped or returned a shocked gaze upon mr Williard, some of them even started to gossh, it was something neither of them would forget too soon.

"Poor fellow, being buried in a pile of venomous snakes... Now that is what we call a venomous karma death... All the bad blood between in and out you see...Well, till the police arrives we better check out our rooms for snakes and lock ourselves in them..."

"I agree, who knows who will become the next victim, poor mr Greenmark, rest in peace!"

People talked and gave opinions, that was everything you could heard in the next three hours, it was getting late and the luxury event waan't luxurious anymore after the macabre incident, yes, that is how they put it...Mr Williard was affected the most, two murders in the same place in such a short time, the police still investigated the other one, what a bad luck.

"Is everybody ready, well i would like to say a few words, now i know some of you are concern about all those snakes bites but we guarantee we are trying our best to control the situation, no snake can enter the resort, please don't panic. Now lot's of you asked me why this is happening well my opinion is that because of the hot sunny weather, the climate change, the rainy and dryness, snakes are active pradatory if they find food much easier they build their muscular mass, they shade more often and that creates a need for reproduction, with optimal conditions.The female snake can lay 20 to 60 eggs, in the wild the eggs don't usually survive so that is one of the reason of such many eggs, some of the eggs are infertile those are named slugs... Now it's time to identify some types of snakes like the coral snake, we have the picture in the left corner as you can see, the king Cobra on the right, you can see the beautiful head, magrove snake in the middle. "

"Mr Williard, may we have a moment... Your snake presentation was fascinating but i would like to know more about those snake accident..."

"Such a shame indeed, me and my good friends put a lot of efforts in this company, to be attacked by those creatures... What on Earth is going on?Imagine being bitten by a snake and then ended up hung, who would do such a thing and why?"

"Do you have a greenhouse, sir?"

"Oh yes, is where we keep some of the most rare flower species, my mother loved them, we are trying to protect them by giving them what they need, i am afraid that the ground quality had dropped in the past years. We need to be prepared for anything as humans. "

Helen was in her light blue dress, she looked for any sign of a potential anomaly on the guests that were coming, the heels was killing her, even if it was an elegant event she wish to have brought a pair of sneakers. It was some few moments later that she felt a hand on her shoulder, turning around Hope had found an interesting familiar face, this time he Was wearing a dark light mask which made her was sad a little, Hope considered the color of detective eyes very beautiful and unique, she couldn't understand why would detective Void choose to hide it.

"And what are you doing here? With another SCPs bussiness? This place is the last place i would expected to see SCP foundation members. "

Hope was taken back a little, the detective voice was a little cold and dark, that was strange for her, it was like he was there with her but still he was not.

She didn't wanted to make a scene, yes Hope was a little hurt, but it's not like she would actually admit it, It had to be diplomatic, the diplomacy was always the key to success.

"Look, i don't know why you are acting like a jerk, but not really...Well, yes, sort off... We intercepted some strange calls from this center being attacked by snakes..."

"Is that all? Is there something more about it and you won't tell me just because it is a foundation thing to do, who is the jerk now?"

"Why are you acting like this? You know very well if some objects are involve in this, how dangerous it can get... Clearly, you mister detective can't keep away from these anomalies..."

"It's nice to see how much you care!"

"I don't like it when people are getting hurt, i am trying to change something for the better..."

"You don't make such a good job..."

"Look forward mister detective, what do you see, those people are afraid, to think this all started two months ago when first Mr Williard found a strange gift box on his desk and when he opened it, it had sheded snake skin along with an actual dead venomous snake in it. Of course you don't have to believe me you can ask him in person. "

"Well, it's the moment we all have been looking for, before we end this i want to thank you all for all of your support even in those hard dark moments, on your seat you will find a box that is a gift from our company to you, dear guests, together we made a better year. I felt honored to be here with you today."

As everybody was preparing to open their gifts, looking at the box detective Void had a feeling about that, something told him to stay away from ot and his reflections kicked in.

"Wait a second, do not open the box! Hope the boxes now! "

Hope throw her gift box as well, the others were confused and some people started to scream, they could hear some kind of hiss coming and the first thing they thought was it might be a bomb.

"Those are taipan snakes, they are native from Australia."

"You know those snakes well, maybe we can work together, can i see the Laboratory where they recolt the venom from the snakes?"

The next day even When everybody took their breakfast the tension remain thick, the police told the Witnesses to remain in the building as if one or more of them could be the culprit behind all of those acts, they woldn't have been surprised even if they found a snake in their pot of tea.

"Chef inspector Daniel Sunrise and this is my young sergeant Jaxon, we are here to investigate the strange case of the snakes, we need your statement as well as your fingerprints, in this case everybody is a suspect, we are just doing our duty if you may follow us."

"Great, just great, please mister detective Void tell me you had worked with the police in the past... Now we have them on our tail too, great so freaky great. I am so tempted to use amnestics on them after all this is over, they could put us in the jail for something we didn't do...Oh, fuckk my life double it! "

"Hope don't be so drastic the police is not the problem here, we just need to be careful not to arouse suspicions, as far as they know we are cousins and that is all."

Detective Void and Hope could see that it was more to this story so they put aside the whatever Was going on and tried to work as a team, they both were mature enough, plus Hope felt much better with a familiar face, since she wasn't used to work alone, that and too many strangers.

"If you may take a seat, this should be quick, we still have 303 suspects to check them so first question is where were you at 8:21 pm this Tuesday?"

"I was with mister Gorenje talking about the big event that night unfortunately that was postponed because of the discovery and my cousin was waiting his turn for the karaoke number, you can ask our host, Mr Williard."

"Seems fine till now, let us see some ID cards, huh interesting seems like we have a private detective here, I swear that all detectives have this nature that anywhere they go, they will find a mysterious case."

"I would like to offer my assistance in this delicate situation."

"Fine by me, just don't mess up the scene, let us handle it and if you find anything let us know after all this is an official police department business not some detective work.Come on, send the next ones on the list, you two are free to go for now!"

"Ok, i am gonna put myself together! We have to work together to end this nightmare, like i said before those people are afraid, mr Williard is one of the nice people i have meet, always making sure others get their anti-venom if their life are in danger even if they can not afford it."

"Seems like I will take this case, with 4 murders in such a short time and 3 more victims, the police sure are not enough."

"Ahem, you won't be alone mister detective Void, i will help too, i always wanted to work with a detective in secret that is... I sincerely would love to."

"Fine by me, but no SCP foundation business...Also are you saying this only to make yourself feel a little better and find courage? "

"Is not like i can call them, if it's not an anomaly they don't care speaking between you and me and to answer your second question, it is an yes, snakes scares me."

"Great... Now lets find mr Williard office, somethong tells me that he is there, did he mentioned anything about the office?"

"Mr Williard i will take the case, along side with Ms Bright here, we will try to make everything in our power to find the culprit and help the police catch them."

"First thing first this has security cameras, right? I will go and see what the cameras caught and you Hope, i have a list of question s you may address of guests and stuff around here, maybe they saw something."

Thry have been searching and asking question for about an hour and 45 minutes till they finally meet again.

"Well, what did you find out, mister detective Void? Had any luck?"

"Well, not so much, it made me think that whoever is behind this knows well this place, but i found something interesting in mr Greenmark death. You see, mr Greenmark was all alone at the moment when it happened, noone was around but somehow he stumble upon a wire, i suppose it was a bit dark maybe he did not see it and the venomous snakes falls upon him."

"That is crazy indeed, maybe we did not find anything else because the police took the rest already, anyway i also found something interesting."

"I doubt chef inspector Sunrise would leave such an important evidence behind, so what have you found?"

"First Mr Williard and Mr Grinschmoire, the man who was the second death, had an argument two days before, a maid named Sylvia heard them and told the receptionist about it. Unfortunately, Sylvia has been missing for some time, everybody thinks she is sick or that she has left after the second murder..."

"That is strange, maybe Mr Williard hides something from us, he told us there was no trouble at all... And for this maid i wonder why nobody thought she could be dead as well till now?"

"Maybe we should call off today, mister detective Void, i'm tired from all this detective work...Hope you don't mind it but with so many snakes around here i'm feeling much safer with you."

"You can stay, it's not like i can make you leave in the first place, i will read all the answers and organize notes about everything we know so far."

"Goodnight and thank you!"

Even so, the truth was that Helen forgot to take a room, she though that she didn't need it in the first place, nearly almost 3 days without sleep, she just tried to be busy as a bee just to forget about something, anyway if she knows something about men Was that they have big egos.

"Good morning, ready for a new day? I woke up with this feeling which tells me that we are gonna find the last piece of clue to end it today, can not wait. "

"I just spoke with mr Williard, we have a new clue where we can search, i added to my agenda, are you ready for a trip Hope?"

while they were going detective Void saw a white-yellow substancs powder on a top of a rock, it was the same one found in the laboratory were some snakes were held captive, it was indeed odd to find it there since those snakes were caught in the opposite direction away from the place they were.

The door to the cottage was unlocked, but it was more like someone forcing entry, Scratch marks were present on the wooden door. So entering the cottage the two of them begone to search for anything usefull that may had lead them closer to the truth.

While searching detective Void tripped over a ditch almost would have fallen too if he didn't grab the first thing he could get his hands on, slowly revealing a nice nest full of eggs.

"Those eggs are tall, big and heavy, wonder which bird lays them?"

But he did not have time to find the answer When Hope started to speak, by the sound of her voice the detective notice she Was afraid of something.

"Mister detective, there is an anaconda... A 15 feet long life anaconda...Ahh!"

Her heart skip a beat, Hope was paralyzed by fear, the sharp snake tongue hissing at her and the huge opening mouth revealing its sharp fangs was a nightmare before her, she felt like a mouse.

Mister detective Void could see only the half of the body of the giant anaconda, the anaconda was in the position to strike probably it compare Hope with a heavy meal.

Before she knew it, Hope felt on a pile of something, the anaconda head look at her from above but the window Was too small for such a large body shape.

Helen couldn't open her eyes she still Was afraid, of course dealing with anomalies Was much easier for Hope, they have the technology and there were people she could count on, plus an anaconda that long could eat you in a second and you should know better than to provoke such a large snake.

"Am i dead? Am i in a belly of an anaconda?"

She did not dared to open her eyes yet till she felt a hand on her check, the detective wanted to make sure Hope was still alive and to assure her that there were no snakes near her, he sigh as for someone who was kissing the danger almost everyday Hope sure Was more pale than usual.

"No silly, you just passed out, come on, that anaconda won't bother anyone ever again!"

Hope slowly opened her eyes, finally he thought, they could move on, still she wanted to know What was hiding behind the pile on which she had landed.

A mountain of boxes beautifully arranged they were in front of them, and the detective knew, the only question remain Who brought them there?

"Well, at least we know what happened to the gifts that were suppose to be given, are you alright?"

Hope yawned, Who would have known that the cases were so energy-consuming, she looked at detective Void, clearly something was with him but she couldn't figure it out and it's not like they spoke about it. The poor detective must have been shocked too, that snake had been something she was sure they won't forget soon.

"Just a little dizzy, probably from that snake..."

"Put your hand around my shoulder mister detective, let me carry you, we come together, we leave together...ok?Just try to relax, you are too tense."

They reached the resort, mr Williard was waiting together with Karina also there was another police car near, they have been waiting for them.

"Do you need anything, water, are you hungry? I will speak with Mr Williard myself, promise me you will stay here."

"Incredible, an anaconda this tall takes some years and if they have enough food, what happened to the eggs? We can not let such a gene pass, having more anaconda like this it will destroy the eco-sistem."

"Yes, i know, we also found the gift boxes discarded and covered with an old blanket, we didn't found much i'm afraid.

Helen was in one of the dead point, if the detective was right this was the moment they finally catch the one responsable for the unfortunately incidents. It wasn't long before a shadow appear, it was fast, Hope had begun the chase...for her it Was now or never.

She had both of her guns with her, the suspect would have no escape from her, she was determined When she heard a bottle break, and initially thought it was detective Void.

"Well, what do we have here, i will take that... Do you recognize this remainder of broken shard, miss? I will only ask you once, judging by your face, I know you do so let's hear it! "

"I recognize it because i was in the kitchen before, but only because my detective cousin haven't a proper meal and i was worried for him! I told the Head chef if he could make some dumplings for detective Void, it was there when i saw the package with sealed champagne bottles to be given to Mr Williard guests in that evening. "

"How convenient that you just see these bottles, the same bottle with which my sergeant was hit in the head. What i am saying is that you both are liars, do you even know your so called detective cousin name, miss?"

"My name is Simon Angelo Smith, and my cousin Helen Hope Bright doesn't use my name when i do the whole detective work, please stop with this, you are on the wrong track here if you think she has anything to do with this attack!"

"That would make a cute story for children but i'm afraid the facts prove otherwise, hands behind your back miss, you are arrested!"

"Let her go, you have more important things like your sergeant laying bleeding on the floor."

"Hands up you, in the corner right now!I am the one who gives the order here, back in the corner."

"This situation is geting out of control, mister detective..."

They watched for more few seconds, there was when Hope used the B class amnestics on the inspector and his Sergeant, after they left the sergeant on the Infirmary, they put the inspector on a chair somewhere else for when he was going to wake up and left him there.

"There is nothing amnestics can't resolve, now the 24 hours are gone. So glad i have them with me."

Hope and detective Void decided to tell everything they know to Mr Williard, the poor old man was waiting for news like hot bread, the mam understood them and give them the keys.

As they split up again later that night Helen saw something moving, it was big and looked heavy, plus some pleople in uniform but trying to get closer another trap net full of snakes falls on her, lucky Hope knew exactly about it but the sound it made caught unwanted attention which forced her to flee from there.

"Mister detective Void, i saw something... Ah...Ugh, also i think one of the snakes bite me, i can not feel my leg anymore..."

The detective caught her, leaving Hope gently to the ground, then he took the out station he had at hand while trying to make sure the venom wouldn't spread any faster, mister Williard and a team of medics soon arrived after, Hope attempted to make some jokes, she didn't wanted to put more salt on the wound.

"Obviously for someone who got bitten by a venomous snake you are pretty chilling and vibing... Glad to see you are not the type who would scream their lungs out!" One of the paramedics said as a joke, it was nice to see someone agreeing with her, slowly turning her head in detective Void direction.

"See mister detective Void, i told you i am a tough cookie, not made of sugar...And why should i scream when i know everything will be fine, after all i have the best detective i could ever ask for right next to me and a dedicated rescue team!"

After a while only detective Void and mr Williard remain, the detective carefully planned the next move, he was very focus looking straight at the door, maybe it was time to put an end to this whole saga.

Mister Williard looked at the detective, him and the girl risked so much for the sake of his business and for the lives of the others, he had to encourage the young man somehow but didn't know how.

"It's lovely to see how much faith she has in you, as a young couple I assume...Don't worry we will keep an eye close to her, Hope is in good hand, now you can go and finish what you want to do."

Those words took him back, he slowly took two steps back, couldn't believe what he was hearing... Sure, he and Hope Were a little closer after all they have been through but a couple, the answer was simple: no.

"Am I that obvious?"

"It's just an old man thought, i used to be very protective of my sweetheart as well when i was young.When we, men, find the right person for us we don't know where is left and where is right anymore!"

"Alright, i am going to work on some paper, you know hospital related, don't move around too much, let the anti-venom do it's job and drink lots of liquid..." The nurse slowly put her hand on Hope left shoulder, encouraging Hope, while she left, Helen moved her head to the window, knowing the detective she couldn't stop being worried at what he might do all alone with the" vipers".

"Please be careful mister detective Void, don't get hurt!"

Detective Void enters the room, somehow he knows exactly what to expect, he didn't know how, he just did, the room colors gave him a headache and the smell of perfume, it wasn't like an ordinary criminal case where the walls were old and smelly with some visible mold.

"l must say i have found our marriage boring at one point, he was always looking at young women, do you know how boring that was? Even when it was our anniversary he couldn't take off his eyes of some maid ass or chest, made me sick...Tell me detective what would have been the point if we got divorced? why shouldn't i have all his money and even have more money from those sales? Elegance lies in snakeskin, shoes, coats, hats, purses, Wallets, i could have rule the world, me a woman, a fresh widow which doesn't give a penny for that weak pig cheater!"

"You bribe your husband and Mr Williard economic agent to do your dirty work just so you could eliminate him later. After you got what you wanted you left those papers in one of Mr Williard books as a clue for the police to find it later, so that they would thought he is the one responsable. Two birds with one stones!"

"Exactly detective and if you were smart enough, you would have left things just the way they are."

"Well, it turns out there's nothing more to say then..."

"Exactly. Goodbye detective!"

"What a wonderful terrifying experience we had, right mister detective? Also thank you for saving me again, i just can't keep my little tail out of trouble, don't I? So, um...would you like to meet more? It's not like you keep yourself out of the whole anomaly situations anyway..."

It's been a week since the police arrested Mrs Grinschmoire and the whole operation shut down, Hope felt better and she just finished her entire report of course without mention the detective, she knows Matei and Vivienne would not let her go that easy especially after she was bitten but Helen could live with that.

Chef inspector Sunrise and some other police fellow found the suspect in the middle of the room, her gun was five meters thrown away from Mrs Grinschmoire as she was on her knee looking like a crazy old lady, nobody could find an explanation, they also found a confesion voice recording type along side with money and a large snakeskin clothing range, soon after they found the rest of accomplices, unfortunately Sylvia was found dead.

"Speak for yourself, Hope i am busy..."

"Well, i tried, what can i say more? Just, try not to get yourself killed, alright? Hope we meet again, i can't wait for it, so much fun when you are around..."

"Before we take a different path again I feel like there is something else you want to say to me, your expression gives you away, so what is it?"

"I...Mister detective would you like to go and see... The next time we meet each other maybe we could go together and...Damn, it's much harder to say what i want to say... Look ok, since you like so much to... All those SCPs thing, maybe one day we could make a visit to this lovely place which is a SCP, it has an incredible view..."

"I have one question first:why me?"

"Because just don't ask, i don't have an aswer, i just want to show you the good part of the scps not only the bad one..."

"I will think about it and don't worry if i accept i will let you know after all i am a detective and i always have my ways."

"I would never thought the other way anyway, mister detective Void, till then take care, hope i will see you soon!"

They shook hands and then the door closed behind the detective, he had done well for now, sure never doubt himself ever again maybe after all this detective Void will find the right path to find what he has lost.

The end!

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[majorasnightmare]

TotK AU Where I Shamelessly Indulge Myself In Consistent Worldbuilding and Lore That Makes Sense. And Also Ganondorf

im an autistic gay bitch and zeldas loosey goosey worldbuilding and magic drives me UP the fuckin WALLLLLL like GOD CMON can we get some fuckign CONSISTENCYYYYYY

im writing on mobile so like. idk how to do a readmore.

also totk spoilers

my biggest primary issues with totk are

a) the treatment of zelda

and

b) the treatment of ganondorf

as a villain ganondorf has no motives. he has ambitions, but without reason. he has goals, without ideals. WHY is ganondorf evil? his memory cutscenes are curt, and short, merely demonstrating the fact of his evil rather than provide any substance behind it. the dragon tears, and more specifically the geoglyphs, are massive decorative landmarks visible from the skies and detailing some representative element of the memory contained within. to get rid of them entirely would be to remove a massive amount of visual interest from the map. but as we see most clearly from the true final tear, the tears themselves are. small. and furthermore we are working with a massive period of time via the memories. like. an absurd amount of time. an unspecified and potentially limitless amount of time. we get memory cutscenes from non geoglyphs already. wh. why not MORE like. WHY.

how long was zelda in the past? how long did ganondorf feign fealty? these two questions determine how much time we have for potential character building interactions with the entirety of the past hyrule!cast!

why dont they talk? how come ganondorf never talks to anyone outside of Being Evil?

i havent even touched on zeldas primary role in the narrative is as Passive Observer and, SOMEHOW, botw giving her MORE agency as a princess locked in a malice cocoon than a game where she can move talk and walk the entire time.

so i figured. if i wanted to make an au to address these things, i might as well go all in right? might as well go Full Indulgence

my city now

more past! interactions between zelda and ganondorf

more exploration of ganondorf as gerudo king and why hes considered a hero of the gerudo

more rauru and ganondorf

more mineru and zelda

MORE BLATANT DISCUSSIONS OF IMPERIALISM. WHAT, PRAY TELL, ARE YOU PROTECTING THE GERUDO FROM MR *KING OF EVERYWHERE ELSE IN HYRULE*????

patch updates: dragon no longer operates as narrative fridge. gets fight cutscenes

patch update: ghirahim

not fridging sonia with a warlock punch to the back that somehow vaporizes her organs and gets her 3 stocked

patch updates: more ocarina of time references

PAYA CHARACTERIZATION.

semi consistent soft magic system

zonai Lore (read me being so autistic about them)

the crux of the matter. bringing demise back. and also playable zelda and playable ganondorf. i am SO normal about them i prommy (lying)

EPIC DIVORCE 42 INJURED 9 DEAD

yona (yona)

its legit too much to put in One Post but i have So Much for Basically Everything because im literally throwing au alterations at @villalunae as i play thru the game so like. i CAN and WILL elaborate on any and everything. idk how to structure posts or write teaser blurbs. literally just posting this so anyone and everyone who sees it and is interested i can talk their ear off too

[celinolesunshine]

Hi hello i stalked thru your mermay chapters and other writing stuff for the celestial jesters and i

HOW and wHere do you get their characterizations from pls its literslly so good it was so fun reading ur works here i am so in love head in hands

AH!!!! Thank you so much ;/////;

So, I'm super new to the FNAF fandom. Like, got into it because Security Breach came out. I knew people who've played it before and all that good jazz, but I know almost none of the official lore beyond all of the Vanny stuff.

Given that, Sun and Moon have been my FAVORITES (i've done some research) of all of the characters so far. I read a LOT. I read.. way too much fanfiction.

In order to essentially create my characterizations for Sun/Moon, I consume a shit-ton of media about them. Read fanfictions, look at art, cosplays, designs- and I slowly start to build them from the ground up.

I adapt headcanons from many different places and assume them for my versions of Sun and Moon. Sun's manner of speaking is actually pretty parallel to a fic that I read once. If I could remember the name, I would read it again, but I just remember being so struck by the happy 'child-speak' manner that this author gave Sun, so I decided to use it.

Lots of people tend to see Moon as a character being kind of sadistic and hurtful, and while that's its own breed, I don't tend to see him that way?? I've always imagined him pre-glitch to be very caring, and sweet, and non-provocative. The fact that he speaks like he does is simply out of how Moon acting like an absolute gentleman makes my heart do loops.

I've also been off-handedly writing for years and years, and so being a complete bookworm, I love writing descriptively, and for Sun and Moon to be so polarized in their mannerisms really makes it fun to attempt to develop characteristics to them that make them unique as people.

A lot of off-handed inspiration comes just from, like I said, pieces of media, such as @8um8ble8ee 's Sun/Moon art (GOD the Sun in a t-shirt pics I die for) and @sunshineistyping 's writing pieces (curse your stripper AU, Sunshine, curse it all to hell). Fleshing out things like designs was harder, especially given that some people have really solid designs and mannerisms for their Suns and Moons that give me complete envy and want to re-do my entire personas for them (I'm looking at you, @hunny-bxscuit and @shandzii and @pixelchills).

From there, it's a matter of making their personas kind of A), fit with my plotline(s), and B), fleshing out what I would like to see in them (Moon speaking in a very sophisticated, calculated manner).

For my Mermay AU, Once At Sea, I had the thought of Sunny being blind for absolutely no reason, I just thought that it would be an interesting little twist to add, especially with the potential co-dependency on Moon factor. A lot of that AU I did on the fly, since I heard @Bamsara was making a Mermay fanfic too. Many, MANY parts, however, were inspired by my favorite romance trilogy, called Undertow By Michael Buckley. It's also about a girl (mine's GN!, though) from a seaside town and it involves mer-people, though sort of unconventionally... Trust me, it's a really good read.

Me and Bam's first chapters came out within DAYS of each other, and so much of our stories were similar even though I only JUST got around to reading Celestial Omens, which is absolutely insane. We both have old men figures (Gramps and Mr. Agupta), we both have legends or 'omens' surrounding our fish boys (the Sunfish legend and the 'omens' tale by Gramps), at least one of our fish boys ends up captured in a net (in my case, it's Moon in a boat, but for Bam it was both on the beach), and BOTH of our reader inserts live on a seaside town WITH A HOUSE OVERLOOKING THE BEACH. I was so surprised because I legitimately had no way of copying them, AHAHAHA-

But overall, it's really a matter of figuring out what you'd like to see in your characters, having the drive and the means to see it through, and a bit of a crafty hand if you're taking a crack at drawing or writing about them.

Thanks for the ask, sunshine!! Have a wonderful rest of the day.

TL;DR: I consumed a bunch of different types of media in order to figure out what I wanted for my versions of Sun/Moon. Overall, it's a mix of finding what you want and figuring out what out of the community you want to combine to make the ultimate Sun or Moon!

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First off, sorry for inundating your notifications 😬 Work was painful slow, so I decided today was the day to go through as many of the head cannon asks as I could. Gotta like them all bc a.) they are delightful and make me smile b.) I need to know where I left off😉

Anyway, I was wondering if you have any head cannons for holidays with the Bridgertons? Traditions, remarkable events or presents that became family lore, some first holiday/Christmas Drabble... (Feel free to hold onto this ask until it’s wintertime again haha)

Thank thank you for this lovely au, I had a great day living in it !

Hello! 

I have to admit, I get an odd sort of thrill when I see multiple notifications from the same people in a row! And as Someone that does 90% of my writing sitting on an upturned bucket while I’m supposed to be doing my paperwork? No judgement from me!  Ahhh but you see, it is nearly the wintertime for me again, being in the Southern hemisphere and all. Christmas happens in mid summer for me and it is... rather heinous actually. It somehow always finds a way to be the hottest day of the year, and my very British family practically sweats to death eating a Turkey and all the trimmings before we fight who gets the armchair right in front of the airconditioner before we argue playing a very intense game of Trivial pursuit! 

Okay, enough about me, Anthony + Kate + Holidays+ some baby Bridgertons + one Newton Sheffield-Bridgerton (Hyphenated last name begrudgingly allowed)

Also as a general disclaimer to those of you in the US (this is genuinely how we react to Halloween in Australia, Sorry about us) 

Halloween happens for the very first time about 4 months into Kate’s relationship wth Anthony and honestly, neither of them generally celebrated it. Anthony was begrudgingly buying some sweets on the off chance someone came trick or treating, when he heard his girlfriend coo delightedly to his left. he looked around a little startled only to see, much to his dismay, Kate looking at a rack of tiny costumes. Tiny costumes for dogs. Wouldn’t Newton look so Cute?! Kate cooed slightly holding up a spider costume. Anthony huffed, horrified to imagine having to take a photograph of him with Kate’s pudgy dog wearing some sort of costume. If you dress Newton up for Halloween, I’m afraid I’ll have to reconsider this relationship, Kate. Anthony said lightly, Kate laughed, a tiny smirk appearing on her face as she said, Don’t tempt me, Bridgerton. Before she took his hand and tugged him to the front of the store. And that is how Anthony Bridgerton found himself, three days later, at 6am quietly trying to struggle an overweight corgi into a pumpkin costume covertly in the wardrobe. Hissing Newton you are going on a diet this is ludicrous, Your mother is just- Anthony was cut off by Kate’s bright laughter looking up to see her leaning against the door to his walk in robe, her eyes sparkling with delight, practically glowing in the early morning light. Oh Don’t you look Handsome! She cooed down at Newton who yipped in delight his bum wiggling in a ludicrous dance at the sound of Kate’s voice. Kate reached down, plucking the little green stalk hat from Newton’s head snapping it over Anthony’s own chin. And aren’t you so sweet She sad as Anthony huffed. Kate’s instagram post captioned My two favourite Pumpkins and Greg(Red)Five: comments Dress him as an AT-AT next year! 

Edmund’s first Christmas happens when he’s about seven months old. And perhaps, ridiculously, because they both know he won’t remember it, Anthony and Kate are both very excited. They kind themselves on Christmas morning, Anthony dressed as Santa, Kate as Mrs Clause, Edmund as a tiny Elf, and Newton Yipping away as a (not so) tiny reindeer. How on Earth Did you get Anthony to put that costume on?! Gregory laughs brightly in his own Han Solo Christmas Sweater ( Luce Got it for me he’d said proudly as Kate had eyed Lucy’s matching Leia Organa one ), his  arm wrapped around Lucy who was cooing softly at her Godson, who has laughing happily as she clutched at her hair. Kate looked incredulously at him Greg, He bought them. Every year, Anthony and Kate reenact the picture of their first Christmas with their Son. Miles gets dressed as a snowman when he comes along, Charlotte is a Gingerbread girl, and Mary a Tiny little candy Cane. As the Children grow they grumble but take part in the Christmas day picture anyway. It becomes Kate’s favourite tradition as she watches her husband wrestle their family into their costumes their entire extended family having joined in ages ago. Lucy and Gregory's brood in their popculture costumes, Sophie and Benedict's Children Dressed as a tiny forest of christmas trees and her step mother says It’s funny, Mrs Johnson asked years ago how I could stand to have such an intimidating son in law. But he really is very sweet. Kate can’t keep the bright smile off her face when she says The Sweetest.              

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Sanders Sides D&D 2

Ooh fresh take: Jan is virge’s patron and that’s why there’s beef

Also: Jan is some sort of fae related being

Jan: i need you to do something for me Virgil: no Janus: that's not how this works!! Virgil: watch me :P

Okay so I was thinking of Patton as a cleric cuz ooh healer however, Patton as a Druid makes me so happy

I want logan to have Rage

(Also that could tie nicely in an arc about Logan learning to accept feelings)

but barbarian logan is going to be a scholar again and is gonna be smort

bc hes logan. he cant be not smart

Oh I figured he’d be the bbeg that eventually joins the party (hurt/comfort baybee!)(Remus)

he was the bbeg but then joined the party as a bardbarian or just a bard

plus, actual bard who accidentally casts vicious mockery instead of bardic inspiration

Side note: please include a scene where Remus attempts to seduce the dragon

also with this second au, i can start them at like level 5 so people can multiclass

Pat as cleric/druid

gasp logan as artificer/barbarian

janus sorcerer/rogue

because basically everything but alchemist would work well with barbarian, but alchemist feels very Logan

bc mad scientist being actually mad

alchemist logan making an experimental potion and going "here im not sure what this does but im sure its fine! someone drink it"

Remus does it voluntarily, but Logan usually tries to get Roman to drink it

Virgil will occasionally drink it when he's on his last legs and is just like.....100% done with the party

remus as a wild magic path barbarian and just fucking teleporting or doing something equally ridiculous whenever he rages

Oh my god Remus with rage would be a force to be reckoned with

You gotta describe the first time he goes into a rage really dramatically

obviously virgil is trying to "escape" his patron, Janus (really just do whatever he says to not do out of spite)

Eldritch knight roman

Feywild warlock virgil

hey so in the second d&d au, should roman and remus be actual full siblings but like remus went darkside and like romans just trying to get back at him for putting a dark stain on the family name

hey hey hey what about warforged Logan? (essentially a robot)(so like "i dont feel anything" becoming real)

okay hear me out. elf roman and elf base simic hybrid remus. so like maybe the reason remus went darkside was experimentation? so like. hes elf but special

FALLEN AASIMAR VIRGIL

virgil just transforming in the middle of a combat scenario and like his eyes turn into black pits and flightless skeletal wings appear on his back and like everyone near him has to make a charisma check and like he deals extra necrotic damage

Pat is the one human stuck in a band of misfits

so with it, roman would be a full elf, and remus would be an elf that has tentacles bc octopus

So robot logan

i meant literally he doesnt feel anything

like he has all the emotions, but he doesnt physically feel the need to like eat or sleep or stuff like that

he just.....he pretend he don't have the feelings.....but he do.....he feel so much and he hides it all in his littol mechanical heart <3

plus......if he warforged, then like.....AC huge

he stands in front of friends.....he protecc...."no, i don't have feelings, i am physically incapable of affection" but he do!! he do! he take hits for them because he do!! he care so much

Bro he spouts all this and then he uses a reaction to dive in front of someone and everyone’s just like oh

LIKE ROMAN STILL BEING MEAN TO LO BC HE THINKS HE DOESNT HAVE FEELINGS BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE A HEART BUT HE DOES

hey hey everyone needs to grow

and logan standing up for himself and other people stepping in and saying no stop thats not right

plus if canon wont give me roman facing the consequences of his actions towards Logan......

but also Roman learning how to properly handle his own emotions and how he interacts with others

logan who doesn't view himself as anything more than a machine to be useful to others

the party giving logan love and affection until he slowly learns his own worth as a person

Roman and Logan not getting along (maybe Roman has a Lore reason to distrust Warforged, maybe not) and slowly learning to trust each other

when Logan is feeling real down or having some issue, Roman actually comes through to help him, showing how far both characters have come

Okay yes but also can we please give Roman more confidence than canon? Like I’m sooooo sick of low self esteem being played for laughs or just being really really sad

this boy is going on a mission and will slap his brother upside the head and tell him to shut tf up remus youre not a monster just come back home and he will do it alone if need be

OKAY SO WHAT IF HE ORIGINALLY WENT ON THE QUEST JUST TO STOP REMUS ONCE AND FOR ALL BC ROMAN THOUGHT HE WAS A MONSTER, BUT ALONG THE WAY, AND AFTER LOGAN, HE CAME TO REALIZE THAT NO, JUST BECAUSE REMUS (AND LOGAN) ARE DIFFERENT, THEY ARENT MONSTERS, JUST DIFFERENT

AND LIKE IN THE FINAL PUSH TO MAKE REMUS JOIN BACK WITH HIS BROTHER, ROMAN IS PROJECTING HIS OWN FEELINGS ONTO REMUS AND EVERYONE IS LIKE WOW BRO YOU GOOD THERE, BUT ITS A BIG MOMENT FOR LOGAN, ROMAN, AND REMUS

im unsure as to how, but it happened when he was an older teen/young adult. a simic scientist either picked him (read: kidnapped), or remus volunteered (potentially to escape court life, unaware what exactly the experiment was going to do to him physically

bc also, remus and roman are royalty

so like. how best to get at the nobes/royalty/rich famous people than by turning their kid into a monster

wait, wait, wait, because i'm lowkey a sucker for this trope, but i'm not sure if it fits Remus: the experiments left him with some fairly significant physical pain/uncontrolled magical reactions. through some combo of trying to deal with that and trying find a cure for his pain, he keeps like....absolutely wrecking random towns on accident but also deliberately wrecking certain places looking for either a) vengeance on the guy(s) responsible or b) someone who can make the pain stop

SO LIKE. WILD MAGIC BARBARIAN DOING WEIRD SHIT TO HIM WHENEVER HE RAGES

AND LOGAN COULD MAYBE HELP WITH THE PAIN AND SHIT

BC ALCHEMY

Yknow, for simplification purposes, we could say the True Bbeg just gave Remus lycanthropy and Remus hasn’t managed to control it yet

lycanthropy but simic shit?

Mr. I-Don't-Have-Feelings sees the poor dude in pain and also Roman in emotional pain from seeing his brother in pain and is absolutely like "i must resolve this like right now, immediately" because he definitely doesn't hate seeing his friend suffering, or his friend's brother whom he's just met

he definitely doesn't relate at all to the idea of someone else shaping your body and absolutely does not sympathize with Remus's plight

i was thinking the grappling thing and either manta glide or the ability to breathe underwater for the simic stuff, but like he doesnt have control over the tentacles yet?

Manta glide seems like we could have fun battle scenes

he just jumps off a cliff to avoid mushy talk/dealing with his actions/roman

Roman: Remus just because you're a monster and though i wish i was an only child-- Remus, jumping off a cliff: byyeeeeee Patton: Roman, look what you did! Virgil: dammit jan what did you do? Janus: why do you think i had anything to do with that? im a fae, not a genie Logan, thinking: what an asshole. i wish i could do that

oh my god Logan always being tired mentally bc he cant sleep

Oh my gosh I love that. So Remus got kidnapped super young, (from royal family) they never found him, as a result Roman had to grow up super fast (side effect: lowkey inconsiderate and forgets to ask for others input). Meanwhile, Remus was experimented on by True Bbeg and came out with some trauma and super cool additives

yep! chronic pain and ptsd and all sorts of other shit!

so like, simic hybrids are usually created when they're adults. but what if the true bbeg decided to go younger to see what would happen, and thats why remus has chronic pain and stuff

he was still growing when his genes were spliced, so hes dealing with growth plates shifting and his body maturing and puberty and body changes and stuff

Pat is going to have a lighthearted story. Im saying that now. Hes the one without all the baggage

Sure, but his parents have to lowkey be the really kind people who are surprisingly always down for violence

everyone: multiple crises Pat: y'all need help Pat: love and affection in spades for his little band of misfits

Patton (which I think would be pretty simple, honestly he might just see danger and jump in and suddenly everyone in the party has Feelings)

Logan

Mhm. So how did he grow up? Was he just poof created? Wait

What if he was created by the king?

To make up for remuss disappearance

wait, wait....angst......he was created to fight (hence the barbarian stuff) but alchemy is his real passion

wait so like. a second son???

hes there to replace remus?

Yea! (But like in a sympathetic grief way) But that causes a bit of a complex in Roman and ergo Roman and Logan have a bit of a beef

okay so like. hes there to be a companion for roman, and like take remus' place, even though hes not actually in line for the throne?

LOGAN AS A KNIGHT

and just......the conflict of being created for a specific purpose (plus being, you know, robot and technically incapable of deviated from said purpose) vs the fact that he actually does have independent consciousness and like....wants to live life for himself

the parents made Logan a barbarian in hopes that him and Roman would be safe

okay. so logan was created by the king with the sole purpose to take remus' place as romans brother/companion, and to be his like guard? protector? and fight, but logan wants to be an alchemist and study shit

wait, wait, wait.....thinks about Asimov's Laws

he.....his first operative is protect (specifically protect Roman)

oh man. so hes literally just a shield

his second level operative is just like.....care for Roman's emotional well-being, but he doesn't really know emotions because he was kinda just spawned and nobody told him how

and he just....kind of....lets Roman treat him like garbage and take all his grief out on him because he's staunchly in denial of both having feelings or knowing how they work

Anyway Yea so Logan created by royal family in place of Remus which created angst between the two “brothers” and identity issues in Logan. Their arcs are learning how to healthily process emotions plus Roman apology and Logan commits to alchemy

So big question: why did virge make a deal?

Tricked

he gave janus his name

and instead of janus like killing him or whatever the fae do to people who break the rules of dealing with the fae, jan was like. hey. i'll give you magic, but do what i say

Janus is lawful neutral, but leans towards being selfish

hes self serving, but he has a strong set of morals and rules he follows

Tho I want to Virgil to also not be pushover so let’s say loophole happened and Jan has to stay with virge (hence why Jan is a part of the party)

okay so a couple of the rules are dont give a fae your true name and don't try to figure out their true name

So

what if virgil accidentally gave up part of his true name, and got stuck in the deal, but then figured out janus' true name

so in the same vein that janus had control over virgil, virgil now has more control over janus

he still gets his magic from janus, so he cant break free completely, but virgil has more freedom and can occasionally tell janus what to do or when to shove it

there should a running gag where virge can explain how he learned Jan’s true name but Jan can make something loudly censor him every time

(he learned his name bc once he heard janus practicing his evil genius voice and talking to himself in the mirror and janus said his true name)

so maybe janus sent virgil on the quest to protect a town or stop something related to remus, but virgil dragged him along

he might just be trying to protect a town thats close to a ley line, or something fae-related, and they just happen upon the whole thing

janus is selfish. but lawful vs chaotic is where he comes through, in morals vs doing whatever. janus has a strong set of loyalties to the fae, and to himself

so like....Remus is just too close to Jan's stuff and he wants to take him down

Virgil is just like....exhausted and said "fine, but if i gotta do this, you're coming, too"

or at least figure out a way to protect his place, even if it doesnt mean fully taking out remus. just moving him would work for jan

Janus: virgilllllllllll hes going to mess up my magic storage locker Virgil: Jan, its empty Janus: but its mine

Yea. Remus attacks a city away from the fae: Jan: Yknow I’m gonna sit this one out Virge: oh no you don’t, get up

Or

Janus vs Janice

so his real name is Janus, but Virgil calls him Janice

Virgil: This is Janice Janice: with a “U-S” Virgil: mhm, sure Jan

I'm a big fan of just like any of the old theory name being various aliases for Jan

Damien, Dante, Ethan, Declan, etc, etc

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oh which hp fic if you’re comfortable with sharing???

ofc!!! it’s called harry potter and the prince of slytherin! I’ve been reading it since I was around 14 years old and it’s still updating to this day and it’s fantastic. I really can’t say enough good things about this fic, like, imo it’s better than canon. it starts off a little rough because TSM hadn’t really found his voice yet (which he admits, but honestly I really don’t mind the first few chapters); the story really starts getting mind-blowingly awesome around halloween of year one when The Gang begins to form. anyway, a bit of general info (but don’t let any of it throw you off, this story is all about subverting tropes and making overdone stuff interesting and exciting, like oh my shit the amount of times this story has knocked me onto my ass in pure shock WOW!): it’s an AU in which the potters lived and had twin boys (yeah, I know, I know, stay with me here), but harry was still sent to live with the Dursley’s for many, many reasons—not all of which were justified, and harry recovering from this and being rightfully hurt about it is a huge theme esp for the first few books—did I mention that it’s over a million words long and has 136 chapters because if I didn’t, I’m sorry, but holy fuck the way that ive re-read every single one of those words multiple times??? like??? it’s SO GOOD??—anyway, all of this culminates into the result of Harry being sorted into Slytherin (shut up, I know, but LISTEN) and it’s just? such a hot take? it’s so fucking GOOD and listen the character development— i??? like harry (currently, where I am at the end of year three) is absolutely NOTHING like Harry of year one but the way he got from point A to point B is done in such a realistic way at such a reasonable pace. this story really is it’s own universe and the characters are so well rounded. It dives more into the wizarding world and explores wizarding lore in a way that should make canon piss itself with embarrassment. there’s some mild but justified bashing of certain characters in the beginning, but that doesn’t last long; instead these characters actually own up to their mistakes and like, change. as a writer I’m in absolute awe of the way they’ve been shaped and developed into who they are now. Hermione in this fic? oh my god. she’s an absolute treasure. Blaise? my witty sarcastic asshole son. theo? pure cinnamon roll baby boy. protect him!! and Harry himself oh my GOD listen if you need any motivation to read this fic just know that I took so much inspiration for BFS!Peter from TPOS!Harry. what a guy!! holy SHIT I love him!! key moments include him rambling on how to make beef Wellington, waking up at the ass crack of dawn to cook Mrs. Weasley breakfast after everything she’s done for him, being so genuinely good and pure hearted after all the shit he went through, being observant as all fuck and blowing my goddamn MIND all the time hhh holy shit!! this story is so good I have so much love in my heart for it!!! it literally PAINS me that some people haven’t read it or don’t know that it exists because I genuinely just live my life from one TPOS update to the next. holy shit I haven’t even started talking about Neville yet. what the fuck. he’s literally so good and he’s SO much more than canon Neville like?? he has such a strong moral compass in this fic—in fact it’s so strong that Harry, who is incredibly self-aware actually asks Neville to be his moral compass. It’s one of those moments that makes me cry because like, a lot of this fic is world-building and dry, sarcastic humor and moments that aren’t flat, per se, but don’t teter in the direction of either a) extreme angst or b) extreme fluff. a lot of scenes fall into a nice realistic middle that i constantly strive to achieve myself. but anyway, sometimes there are scenes that just jump out at you because they’re so touching and heartwarming and snjdkejdd I literally cannot shut up I’m not GONNA shut up I’m not DONE. will rb with more info

[heeres-suffering]

Be More Alluring: a Personality Swap AU

[pic description and source will be at the bottom of this post, under the read more]

Start of summary:

“You need to be more alluring.”

"... don’t you mean attractive?”

“I do not. Your attractiveness is adequate, Brooke; if you want to mask your apparently latent queerness, you have to make them want you straight. Isn’t that why your step-father defended you?” 

Brooke Lohst is a loser.

But you know what? That was okay.

She always knew she was a weird one. The intensity of her affection for puppies, picture books, and near-constant daydreaming has lasted well-past a normalcy she can’t seem to grasp; when coupled with her inability to befriend anyone (besides the similarly self-identified loser Michael Mell), it’s not a surprise the rest of her peers have left her behind.

However, there were... ah, worse things in her life to worry about then some mild bullying. She liked her passion well enough, and all of her true insecurities went largely unnoticed, so any insults or weird looks rarely lingered in her mind. It’s not like she was a constant target either, which helped a lot. All in all, she just planned to hunker down, wait out the awkwardness of High School like everyone else, and move on to the rest of her life... 

Except.

When Brooke develops a crush on a girl she’s never talked to, after years of avoiding fairy tale romance and trying not to think about the inevitability of marriage (or how finicky her attraction to boys is in the first place), it feels like her whole world is about to cave in. She’d do anything to make sure her parents, especially daddy, never find out... including buying an edible super computer from the loudest, tiniest guy in school.

End of summary.

Alright!

Hi, hello, it’s Mod Seb, and here’s an AU I’ve been rolling around for a few days! You are free to do with this concept whatever you want, but I wanted to introduce it with a good chunk of the info I’ve already worked out in my head.

So. As the CWs are... too numerous, I’m going to go with a blanket “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” label and encourage you not to read the rest of this if you have any big darkfic triggers that could be upset by mere mention; this isn’t a fic tho, so descriptions of anything awful won’t last long. 

Although, I will mention upfront that Brooke isn’t a binary lesbian. I know the description might read like I’m setting her up to be 100% homosexual; she’s bi with a strong preference for girls, and anyone who presents soft enough in gender or appearance. If it wasn’t for the end-game pairings, her unfamiliarity with smaller details/history of the LGBTQ+ community, and general “gay newb” status, she’d likely ID as a bi lesbian!

(ships and everything else under the Read More)

Okay. That out of the way, there’s quite a number of pairings; I’m pretty sure it’s a super polyamorous and sexual AU, though you’re free to change this list as much as you’d like:

[bolded are end-game ships. italics physically hook up at least once. strike-through means they were in a relationship but break-up in some way before the ending. (H) stands for healthy, while (T) is toxic and/or noncon. underlined characters are pining for the other and may never confess their true feelings]

Brooke/Christine (H), Brooke/Rich (H), Brooke/Jenna (H), Brooke/Michael (H), Brooke/Chloe (T), Brooke/her Daddy (T), Brooke/Squip (H), Brooke/Jeremy (soft T at first bc of mirrored canon-compliant manipulation, H later on), Brooke/Squip/Jeremy (H), Brooke/Squip/Jeremy/Rich (H), Rich/Moses (H), [insert every form of Rich/Mo/Squip/Jeremy here] (H), Jeremy/Chloe (T), Jeremy/Michael (H), Michael/Christine (H), Michael/Christine/Mr. Heere (H; no, seriously), Madeline/Brooke (H)

This is, of course, a role swap AU where Brooke and Jeremy trade places based on my personal lore for their home lives. I always have some pretty fucked ideas as I don’t imagine MB is a great place with great adults, and I pick and choose which parts of canons I use and which I don’t. 

There is no definite ending planned in mind as this isn’t an outline; it’s meta (or an imagine or w/e) for an AU that you’re free to do whatever with. 

So,

The big difference is that Brooke was picked by Michael, while Jeremy was picked by Chloe. Jeremy is trans and hadn’t come out yet; if Chloe had known he was a boy, she wouldn’t have grabbed him. In contrast, Michael’s never gave a shit about potential friends genders.

Jer and B’s personalities... are altered some. Not ALL the way, but kiiinda fusing into their roles, kinda tweaked (I'll get back to that).

The main point of this for me was Brooke/Squip/Jeremy, with B/Jer having a MUCH stronger focus than in canon, and a really bad Chloe acting as one of the major villains.

Michael gets roped into Chloe’s shit, even tho he's still generally a good guy here, bc he's worried about B and thinks she can't properly take care of herself.

While B DOES have a strong crush on Christine, she’s the opposite of the Squip’s “goal”; that’s (obvs) masking, or making passably digestible, her queerness.

Her Mom and step-’Daddy’ have reacted to her friendship w/ ‘openly gay moms, also very flamboyant and GNC’ Michael... poorly.

Michael thinks the solution has to be “act as aggressively yourself as you can, and if they reject you, you know me and the mom’s have a space for you”. This works for him bc he’s permanently hyper-visible, what with all of his own marginalized identities. But, not only has she flied under the radar in comparison to him for years, he doesn’t know everything about her life.

In fact, he doesn’t know most of it. She’s very good at hiding things.

Meanwhile, Jeremy, one of the more popular ‘boy... ish’ (we’ll get to this, too) people in school, is mid-psychosis and self-destruction. He actually has schizo-affective disorder--as is the case with all of my versions of Jeremy--which he needs medication for. Combined that with so many bad influences and trauma, he can no longer fully control himself or his life.

The way he handles this (badly) is to ‘whore around’--which, besides being Chloe’s pet, is kinda why he’s so popular. Nobody respects him, but he’s viewed some form of favorably.

Jeremy is in a relationship with Rich, but he won't let him get as close/protective as Rich wants; Mo and Rich were doing their own man-whoring (but healthy, just droppin’ panties and making dudes and chicks swoon--yeah, Rich is out as bisexual, this is a very ‘the Squips are a good thing’ AU) to gain their standard reputation, but in the course of that, they got together with Jeremy and it became... complicated. Both of them are very "nnn" about how bad his life is for Jer.

The way that their personalities are altered is... okay. To explain this, I have to talk about my characterization of canon-Brooke and Jeremy in relation to this, starting with Brooke:

I imagine B as just a liiittle below the line of "all the way there" for sorta-similar reasons to Jeremy here: trauma, and Chloe (which is why that’s what Jeremy gets in this, it’s just WAY worse when compounded by everything else). She’s also--like me, and like almost every character I write as a result--autistic, in a near-permanent state of “not enough accommodations” and over-stimulation. This leads to a lot of dissociation and a very wandering mind, as well as being perceived as a bimbo or dumb blonde or w/e misogynistic bullshit is projected onto her by the boys she dates (she’s also much more down the middle bi outside this AU).

So, going back to how she is for this AU: she's actually not super nerdy, despite the close connection she and Michael have. Honestly, it’s their general neurodivergent weirdness that bring them together, and so she’s mostly adopted her nerdy interests through him, whether directly a thing he likes, or finding a whimsical variant that fits her tastes.

Obviously, unlike Jeremy, she doesn’t mind being called a loser. She does any insinuation she might be queer. This including anyone who calls her gay or a dyke.

She has too much Cis Male Trauma (unlike canon, where it comes from both cis angles) to really entertain the idea of a Traditionally Male Partner. This means she skews HEAVILY towards hard GNC guys at the very least, and generally finds herself most interested in the idea of enbies and women. she's also not super into butches tho, bc her trauma mixing with her sexuality has latched on to Strong Masc People Are A Threat. 

An expansion on her interests, in canon and otherwise: animals, ASMR/sensual service work (including massages and stuff), spending hours just sorta sitting by herself and letting her imagination wander, fairy tales, and YA-and-under fantasy books.

(Here, she tries to avoid het or f/f romance... except that, this past year or two, she’s started really like m/m stuff--esp after getting REALLY into drag shows, which she could enjoy safely since girls like Chloe have gotten into them too; in canon, she’s a romance fanatic)

Now... this is one of the really darkfic element; she's fucking her step-dad. 

She does this so that he doesn't walk out on her, her mom, and her little sister*. Her mom has a good-enough job as a standard office woman, but he makes enough to pay the rent on their nice townhouse and all the bills she can’t. So, after he expressed interest in Brooke and then casually mentioned he could always just leave if she wasn’t comfortable, she reluctantly entered a relationship with him

(* = her sister is currently know as her brother; he’s like 12 or 13, and started showing signs of trans/queerness which have been Heavily Discouraged. Brooke worries about him a lot)

((I didn’t use she/her pronouns bc I’m not entirely sure he would change them? This is an OC Oli created at the beginning of our interest in BMC, and we haven’t worked on him at all since, so how his characterization will be is up in the air))

Canonically, Brooke's "in love" with her daddy, which is a self-imposed delusion; if she actually addressed it, she’d says she’s well aware that’s not true, but it's so much easier to pretend when you’re cornered like that. Brooke’s life blows.

She’s a lot more honest to herself about hating him here; still, she tries to be as polite and generally-friendly as she can, doing what he says whenever he wants.

OKAY, THAT’S BROOKE. If any of that is badly described or potentially-offensive, it’s just bc I glossed over SO MUCH DETAIL, even in that amount of it!

So. Jeremy.

I don’t have to go over him much and we’re all mostly aware of how I feel about him and also I don’t have the energy to do this again--

(just... read my fics The Devil at your Door or hello yesterday or something... eyyy actually do that, my ao3 username is Sedusa, blah blah blah ANYWAY)

--but basically: He's still very nerdy, like, he’s super into film as well as video games (which is another constant for me), but after being largely ignored in elementary, he's been trailing behind Chloe at her orders since they were in 6th grade. As a result he isn't very open about... any of his interests.

In 7th grade, he came out as trans to everyone. Chloe was furious, but at the same time, intrigued; this was around the time Chloe gets her own... ah shit I gotta go into that too--

--yet another hc of mine is that Chloe gets a Squip on accident around this time at a party (there was one in a “”candy bowl””), and from there, she claws her way up the ladder. I... will not go into that much, but her Squip was crippled by the drugs and alcohol in her system, and therefore largely at her mercy. She’s used his power to manipulate certain things about herself and to sharpen her focus on popularity to the point she’s full-blown Alpha Bitch.

Man, I’ve had to go on so many tangents, I apologize.

Anyway, she drags Jeremy around as a punching bag. She constantly mocks Jeremy's transness, even though she usually calls him by his correct name and pronouns.

This has made the rest of the school follow her lead, hence why I said “boy-ish”; he’s popular, he’s technically ‘well liked’, but nobody really takes him seriously. This is compounded by Chloe’s refusal to let him dress in 'dorky' casual clothes, and, as he’s both too poor to afford designer clothes and also generally hates popular guy fashion, he has to wear the hyper femme clothing Chloe specifically tells him too/

As such, people call him a boy but largely see him as either an idiot, a slut, an attention seeker, or all of the above.

So of course, in Brooke's place, his neurodivergence is more prominent than ever; every day he slips further into this psychosis and self-infantilization haze, as his his mom leaving, his dad severely depressed, Chloe's sexual violence, and other repressed trauma (see: my fic hello yesterday on ao3) all weighing on him. This makes him INCREDIBLY regressed, like, all the time by Junior year.

And then Brooke's Squip (IE: canon Squip) falls in love with Jeremy extremely fucking hard. He pushes her to date him as a way to compromise on her queer desires, since Jeremy is technically a boy, and certainly a few other straight-ish girls have hooked up with him in the past.

WHEW. That is a fucking lot. To wrap this up, lemme go over the interpersonal relationships not already mentioned, and what directions I think it takes.

First off, Madeline has a more prominent role, as I quite like her tbh; she’s a sex worker, she has her own Squip, she’s one of Chloe’s most hated enemies, and she gravitates towards both Brooke and Jeremy. She’s also Actually French, Chloe’s just weird.

(Anyway she prolly sees through Brooke’s straight act and asks her why she’s pretending to be a good little cishet. It rattles Brooke.)

Chloe is scum. This bears repeating. She DEFINITELY rapes Brooke at the Halloween party, and becomes obsessed with her, along with already being obsessed with Jeremy and Jake. 

Jake, by the way, has a lot of regressive behavior and impulsiveness bc he’s been in an abusive relationship off and on with Chloe for years now.

Speaking of Jake, moving on to his best bro: Rich doesn’t set himself on fire. He’s having a good time with his Squip.

But.

He IS set on fire at the Halloween party.

Instead of the Smartphone Hour being about Rich's instability, it's actually about the mystery of Someone Did It To Him But No One Saw Who It Was, They Were Disguised.

The answer relates to the fact that Rich and Brooke are ALSO hooking up, after she’s already with Jeremy, bc he Properly introduces her to him and the three of them hit it off really well.

(She initially wasn’t interested, but while Rich is loud and still kinda abrasive, his Squip doesn’t drive him to act like a bully--and in private, his nerdiness is really obvious and he’s extremely gentle with her and Jeremy. Add to that that he’s bi and trans*, when Brooke connects best w/ queer men over cishet one, and it off-sets his masc-ness enough to make him an Exception.

* = I always imagine him as trans. See: all of Vanceypants fics.)

Sooo... the culprit is actually Brooke's daddy, who sees her with this obvious heartthrob and Cannot let that be.

Chloe convinces Michael that the Squips are Very Very Bad and has him team up with her to force Brooke into drinking Red, with the intention to convince him to kill himself after to get him out of the way, bc she’s really going nuts at this point.

Eventually, he snaps out of it when he and Christine get together (he’s thought he was Full Homo all of his life, but Christine’s prolly genderqueer-ness makes him realize “oh shit, I’m bisexual”) and she starts to question why he’s acting the way he is towards Christine.

He also definitely has a crush on Jeremy and during his time with Chloe he kinda tried to flirt a little but couldn’t really... he’s not up for dating someone as sexually active and a push-over as Jeremy is in this.

However, when he snaps out of Chloe’s manipulation, he and Christine approach Mr. Heere to convince him to straighten up and help Jeremy and also bc they really need an adult to successfully fight Chloe.

This requires a month+ of Christine getting him to see her psychiatrist (the one who prescribes her ADHD meds). Jeremy spends the majority of his time staying with Chloe, and very rarely comes home to gather things or to make sure his dad is eating/still alive, as much as he can remember to in his own haze of mental illness. Anyway, point is, he doesn’t know Christine and Michael are there often... not that, in the course of growing close to Mr. H, they both fall for him hard and it becomes one of my stranger OT3s.

(God, Jeremy goes through a lot of shit in this, tho.)

Pre-Squip, Jenna was kinda-sorta Brooke’s friend--or, well, friendly. However, she’s actually full blown “oh my God she’s wonderful” in love with Brooke.

Brooke isn't aware of that, esp since Jenna tries her not to be around her a lot. She's also trying to hide her own queerness, bc she’s a trans woman and she knows Chloe finding that out would be extremely dangerous.

Eventually, Chloe succeeds in making Brooke take the Red months after canon usually ends, w/o Michael’s help. If you’re curious, Red doesn’t affect her normal Squip bc she’s had him too long and a lot of his receptors and stuff are damaged, so it’s the second one she gets in canon that turns off.

This plan backfires, however, as Brooke’s Squip comes back with a physical body w/ help from Rich and also-bodied-now Moses.

With a body, and shenanigans, Mo and Squip take out Brooke’s daddy too. His life insurance more than makes up for the loss of his income, as it’s a sizable amount. Now that Brooke feels more empowered and strong, she overrides her mother’s neglectfulness and takes control of the household w/ her boyfriends*, comes out as queer, helps her sister transition, and begin to heal from all of this trauma.

(* = Rich and Mo move in, as does Jeremy eventually, after graduation; Jeremy gets a psychiatrist and a therapist and prolly has to go through some intense outpatient care and possibly a stay in the hospital, before finally making major breakthroughs and looking like himself again. The five of them are now happy and in love.)

Chloe, after her arm gets twisted by the Squip’s protective presence so thoroughly, gives up on Jeremy and Brooke to focus on Jake. This too gets abandoned when Rich and Mo help him cut her off, and so she stays in her own popularity bubble, bitter, until graduating and going to a community college in a different state.

All in all, things work out well in the end, but getting there is a long, difficult process. This AU fascinates me immensely and feels like a great way to examine some of my really dark headcanons about MB, as I think it’s a town similar to Derry in Stephen King’s IT--as in, just chronically The Worst Place Ever, with this, like, miasma of low-key despair around it. People adjust and don’t question it, which is why so much of BMC is this flippant dark humor in the face of some highly questionable shit.

I’m so sorry this post is so long (I’ll be uploading it to AU under my usual Sedusa account, as metas like this are more than allowed), but I really adore these characters and the way they can be twisted around, so I had a lot to say!

Thank you for reading <3

-mod Seb

image description: virtual-like stairs pointed forward and bathed in neon yellow and blue to represent Brook and Jeremy, which I’ve modified from the original blue-only design.

source: x (link description: a free Wallpaper Flare image that I found off Google Image’s “filtered by ‘labeled and reuse with modification” feature) 

[munofsilver]

Akumatized AU The Pharaoh

Still working on this. You can read it on my Ao3 account.  

Now Alix and I have something in common. Now I also know how she felt on her birthday. Now I understand why she didn’t want to come home at first, if she did, in fact, felt that way. One good thing I guess is that I no longer need glasses. Sadly I’m so incorrect when I transform. I’m not sure if it’s me or Hawkmoth that made those Egyptians Gods powers false. Since he’s the cause of everything, I’m going with its Hawkmoth’s fault. Seems fitting since I doubt he knows anything about Egypt let alone their gods anyways.

Should I have even been called Pharaoh? According to Egyptian lore, why am I thinking about that now? All this happened near home, so one good thing, no awkwardness trying to get home. This might affect my studies and job. If I stay in my office then this won’t affect my studies at all, just can’t travel. I guess I’m okay with that. I can stay at home with Alix while our father is out. No more worried about leaving her alone for long periods at a time. Last time we left her alone, we came back to a passed out Nathaniel, a crying Natalie, and a laughing Alix. We still don’t know all the details. I walk back into the Louvre and head home. For once I’m glad the Louver is empty. I enter into the empty apartment my family lives in that’s inside the Louvre. I will never understand how father was able to get this apartment to work in here. With enough time, my father can talk his way through anything. Something I never got, I don’t think Alix did either. I know she’s out with Nathaniel and Kim. Doing what I have no idea if I had to guess something to do with them being akumatized. Hopefully, no one will get hurt. In anger, father stormed off into his office when I told him about my idea. He was just mad because I wanted to use a vital artifact for something. I can understand that if only I did before. Me sighing is the only sound I hear. I know what I did was broadcast live. I think the girl should stop with her blog. Doesn’t she know how it feels seeing what we did under his control? She was akumatized herself, you think she wouldn’t want to do this. Teenagers are hard to understand. Even when I was around that age. “Alix, how many times do I have to tell you? No skating inside,” I hear father yelling. That can only mean one thing. Time to tell my family about what happened. If they didn’t already see it on that Ladyblog. I head towards the door, I will be the first thing they see. Just want to get this done and over with. I bet Alix was also thinking the same thing. Another good this today not my birthday, that’s next month. Not that is matters now that I think about it. “You got hit too,” I heard my younger sister shout. Why did she have to say it so loud? Father enters behind her. “Son, is this because of our argument this afternoon?” Father looks ashamed of himself and sorry for me. Both his children have been akumatized. “I’m sorry for getting mad at you son,” father places a hand on my shoulder. “It’s alright. I should have known better,” I try to smile, but it seems I can’t move my face. I must look odd when I talk. I hear Alix laughing, making father and I both glares at her. “I’m sorry, Jalil, I know you’re mouth is moving, but with that mask on it looks like a kidnapped person with duct tape over their mouth.” Neither of us was amused by that. I was right about looking odd. It seems my eyes move just fine. I only hope I can take the mask off. If not, then how am I going to eat? I try to take the mask off it seems I can only uncover my mouth. That’s something right, I guess. “Don’t worry son. I’ll talk to your boss. I’m sure she won’t mind you still working here. Just unable to travel out of the country. We shall see.” I don’t plan on leaving France like this. I don’t even want to leave Paris. How can one moment of weakness lead to a lifetime as an outcast? “I understand father. Thank you.” Alix didn’t laugh this time. She’s also no longer here. Father leaves the room when Alix returns with a piece of paper. I take it so I can read. “An Akumatized support group?” I will admit it does sound promising. “Nathaniel and I go. Maybe you would like to join us. Our next meeting is coming up soon,” Alix points to the place, date, and time of the next meeting. “If I don’t work, I’ll be there. When did Nathaniel get akumatized?” “Did I forget to tell you? Sorry, but yeah most of my class is,” Alix starts to list all the people in her class that been akumatized. Six, seven when you count Alix eight in her school with Aurore. It seems College Francoise Dupont is a favorite place to get akumatized. I wonder if there is something there people should look into. If most of the students there are getting akumatized, something must be going on. I should write a letter to Mr. Damocles. As father would say it, I shall. I got time before dinner. It’s Alix turn to cook away ways, I just have to do dishes afterward. In my room, I take some blank paper out of one of my many notebooks and get to work on the letter. If I finished in time, I could drop it off at either the school or mailbox at night when ’they’re not many people around. I just need to word it right. “Come and get it,” I hear Alix calling. I didn’t know so much time has passed. One look at my letter before I temporarily leave it, one full page. That should be long enough. Just put on a closer, and that should be it. Dinner was quiet, which is odd in this house unless we have guests over. After the awkward silence of dinner, I hurry with the dishes. Done now back to that letter. I would like to finish it as soon as I can. You can think of this as a weakness, but when I put my mind on something, I tend to focus on nothing but that one thing until it’s done. That is something we got from our mom. I might be a good thing she can’t see us like this. Knowing mom, she wouldn’t mind and go on as nothing happened. She never let anything get to her. I wish I could have been like that. Alix is, you can tease her all you want she won’t care. Unless you go after a friend, then watch out. I remember one time she kicked this guy in the groin when he was making fun of Nathaniel’s hair. She nearly killed someone that made Natalie cry. Cops were called and everything. We all saw a dark side of Alix that day. Good thing Hawkmoth was not around that time. I would hate to see the akuma that Alix would turn into. Now is not the time to get lost in memories. Not when I have work to do. Took a while but I finished the letter. Placed it in an envelope, addressed, and stamp it. I sent it to the school since I don’t know where Mr. Damocles lives and I don’t want to look it up, just in case. Since it’s so late at night, the streets are almost empty. I take the letter to my office I have a mail drop off box in there. All offices in the Louvre does. I know around six in the morning the mail worker comes and empties all those boxes. That reminds me I need to close it, so they will know there’s something inside. “Now where did I put it?” I look all over my office. Like I do everything I need to mail something out. Just like all other times, I don’t notice the top of the box under the box until I finished looking everywhere. With the top on the box, I leave. Instead of heading home, I stay in my office for a while. Sitting at my desk, I go over the notes of the stupid idea I had that got me turned into this. Why did I get so worked up over nothing? My father was right about using artifacts. What if the staff I wanted to use broke, got lost, or stolen? I don’t know about the stolen part. If it got lost and someone found it and took it home, is that stealing? I crumble up the pointless notes and toss them in the trash. How did I even come up with a silly idea like that? You can never bring back the dead no matter what. Maybe I wanted it to work so I can see mom again. With a sigh and a heavy heart, I leave my office for the night. Back home, I stay in my room until morning. I wake up early knowing it’s my turn to make breakfast since dad did yesterday. Once I open my door, I smell freshly baked bread, that’s odd. I don’t think we ever had that before. I peek my head in the kitchen to see Alix making breakfast, trying too. The bread is burnt, but the macaroons she made are excellent. Never had those for breakfast before. Alix is known to only being able to bake small things. At least there wasn’t anything on fire. “Good morning breakfast is almost ready,” Alix cheers. “I know it’s your turn today. We just won’t tell dad I made breakfast.” Alix tosses the burnt bread into the trash. “What’s on the menu?” I asked jokingly. “I was thinking waffles, but then I remember we don’t have a waffle maker. So pancakes and freshly baked bread was the next plan. I guess I need some else to go with the pancakes,” Alix laughs. “How about something to drink?” I join in laughing. “Right,” Alix opens the fridge. “Milk or juice?” “I’m fine with juice, don’t forget coffee for dad,” I look to see the coffee pot is full, “If you want it to look like I made this then just toast would be fine. I always make toast when I make breakfast.” “That what I was planning on doing with the bread,” Alix defends herself. I go and make some toast while Alix pours everyone a drink of their choice. We both set the table and wait for our father. He comes in like he doesn’t need sleep like he always does. “Good morning, my offsprings. How are you?” “Fine, father,” I answered. “Offsprings. That’s now. Usually, he calls children.” “Are you saying you don’t know what…” “I know what offspring mean.” Everyone laughs. It’s good to see Alix, and I can still joke around with each other. After breakfast, Alix does the dishes while our father gets ready for work. I, on the other hand, go back into my room. In the little mirror I have on my dresser I notice my mask it

back on. “I left this on the table, how did it get back on?” I guess this is a surprise for being akumatized. At least I don’t have to worry about shaving anymore. After grabbing a towel, I make my way to the restroom. I quick shower before I leave. It seems this black isn’t part of the suit. When I got akumatized, my skin color changed. I’ve been walking around half naked this whole time and forever. That might make it harder for me to find a date. I hope dad doesn’t want grandkids because I don’t think Alix or I will find anyone to marry like this. That’s another thing I never thought off. Would I be able to conceive a child like this? After the shower father is at work while Alix took over the TV to play some video game. I forgot no school today. Looks like she will be home alone, just like our father I have to go to work. I need to tell my boss what happened if she doesn’t already know. At work, I found out my boss, in fact, knows what happened to me, since my father explained everything to her and me. Better then her finding out while watching me on the news, I think. I did find her waiting for me in my office. That something that only happens when she wants to talk to me. I have a bad feeling about this. “Hello, Mr. Kudbel. Don’t worry, you’re not fired or in trouble. I have a job opportunity for you if you are willing. You can keep doing what you are now, this will be more like an addition. I was thinking the way you look now would be perfect for tours of the Egyptian exhibit for class trips.” “I will admit that it does sound promising. I can do that, Mrs. Brown.” She smiles and leaves my office. Before she goes, she turns to me, “You do have one Thursday morning at eight.” I nod, and she closes the door. I did tours before, in fact, that was my job before I got promoted. When I say promoted I mean started my third year at University. I’m so glad I was able to graduate from University before this. Poor Alix she’ll have to go through her graduation the way she is. Not only that but everything. As an adult, I don’t have much to worry about being akumatized as much as someone around Alix’s age. I remember Nathaniel also got akumatized. I hope nothing will happen to Natalie; she’s way too young to deal with things like this. Even though she needs too because of her brother, as Alix would say, “Got hit.” I better get to work, my last study failed, so I need to find something new. Looking at my messy desk, I start to clear it. The papers, books, and notes are for a study that over. Knowing me, I’ll look these over again like I do with all my other studies. Never know what you’re going to find. I just need to think of something else for a bit. Then I got an idea. Ladybug was on that papyrus, maybe I can go deeper into that. There might be many Ladybug during history, and Cat Noir also. After I put everything in its place I return to the papyrus I’m glad Ladybug healing wave was able to fix. I had to take a closer look, but it’s there clear as day. Someone with the same yo-yo weapon as Ladybug dressed in old Egyptian dress. How did she fight in that? I’ll never know. Right now that’s not important and shouldn’t focus on. “Was this in my notes at all?” I think out loud. “I just put them away only to take them out again,” I laughed. That happens way too much with me. According to dad, I get that from mom. Same with having a messy desk. Anyways I need to focus on my new idea. I have a tour to do in a few days, and Alix wants me to go with her to this support group. I will admit it does sound like a good idea, on the other hand, what all can it do? I guess I’ll find out…...when is it again? Do I still have that paper Alix gave me? I think I left it in my room at home. I could call her and asked her. I shouldn’t call when she’s at school. No big deal, no need to worry. Around one there was a knock on my office door. “Come in.” The door opens, and dad enters. “Did you have lunch yet?” He asked. I look at the clock on the wall above the door. I didn’t know it was that late already. “No, I didn’t.” “Let’s have lunch. Father and son,” he smiles. I take off my mask, and we both head out for lunch. That itself is rare, not only does father prefer to only eat at a restaurant on special occasions, at work he usually brings his own lunch and eat in his office. In fact, the last time we had lunch together at work, we ate in the cafeteria. He did have his own meal. Today we went out to a sandwich place. Neither one of us has ever been here before, but I do remember Alix talking about this place a month ago. A small quiet place I can see why father would like this place. Lunch was lovely; we talked for a bit. I told him about my new job. I didn’t tell him what I’m going to be studying next. When he asked, I just lied and said I’m not sure yet. I have a feeling I should keep my idea to myself. Imagine if word got out on Ladyblog about this theory. Back in my office, I get to work. Like I usually do not only did I lose track of time I didn’t notice Alix coming in. “Yo, bro. Shouldn’t you be at home by now?” I looked up for the first time since I returned from lunch. It’s half past six, my shift ended at five. I work for an hour and a half for free. I need to stop doing that, or at least do this at home. Since it’s my turn to make dinner, I better get home soon and start cooking.

[mystech-master]

Guilty Gear X BlazBlue Crossover

Okay I found this awesome sounding GG/BB crossover and the idea is awesome.

It’s called When Worlds Collide R Extend Edition by Mr. Carl Clover.

Basically, two Characters from both worlds decide to fuse their worlds to solve their world’s problems.

That is so much more interesting than all the fanfiction crossovers just saying “Character from world A goes into world B and just is either along for the ride or the most random of shit happens, or maybe just a stupid high school AU.”

But two worlds FUSING, that is really interesting to me. Now EVERYONE has to adapt to this new situation, how will both the world powers deal with this, how will the citizens get along? It has so many interesting ways it can go.

And now for the fun part, How will the BB world and the Gg world get along.

9warning, extremely long post about me geeking out on crossover possibilities)

In terms of geography, the 23 Hierarchical Cities all exist on high elevated spots, so I imagine they could be easily  implemented into the world. i am not too sure on the areas between the cities except for the Church in which Ragna was raised a s a child.

As for the countries, we know Illyria (the main Kingdom for the heroes of GG) Covers all of Europe, some parts of Russia, and a bit of the African Continent (actually most of the stages in GG as of Xrd take place in Europe) While the 23 BB Cities are spread all around. The main NOL HQ is in Canada, all the way on the other side of the planet, while most of the main hero’s locations, Kagutsichi and Yabiko, reside in Thailand and Kazakhstan. The former is around Asia, So I imagine they’d fall under the Federation of China, But the latter is within Illyria Territory. So basically the main Heroes can all chill out under the same border.

Now for the big things: Seither, the magical energy flowing throughout the BlazBlue World. Lethal in large amounts and has a large concentration at ground level, where all the people in GG world live. BUT, GG world doesn’t have Seither. So we have two options:

A. There is no Seither, or at the very least Seither has lowered to the point of not being lethal, let’s not have a mass genocide here. Prompting the NOL to expand territory or people who hate them might leave the cities for these better guys (I’d be led by Ky over the NOL any day), although logically since the Kaka Village is at the base of the mountain of Kagutsichi they might be the first instance of the BB world the GG people would meet maybe. But if we go the no Seither route we got the idea of the GG people teaching magic, which everybody uses, to the BB people, who only know Ars Magus. Also I am not too sure on how Siether will affect gears.

B. Seither is still covering the ground in high concentrations, so the people need to relocate to the 23 cities, so now those in the GG world need to adapt the the NOL’s rules, causing lots of possible drama.

Also there’s the fact that EVERYONE in GG world uses magic, which only a few people know in the world of BB, and people are a bit wary of magic users. Now, the NOL has all the Grimoires on Ars Magus locked up tight, but then the GG world offers to teach them magic and they’d just be all “wait, wut?” causing them to be threatened by the power being passed onto the citizens, which once again can cause conflict.

Now for my favorite part of these crossovers; Character relationships, who would get along with who, who would be rivals with who, etc.

Okay let’s see *pulls out list*

Ragna, has the highest Bounty in the World, assuming we’re going with the fanon ending of Chronophantasma where everyone lives and none of the horrible shit in Central Fiction happened, he can either be cleared of his crimes somehow or he can remain wanted. Of course the NOL will treat him like a criminal monster but I imagine the people of the GG cast might be more willing to listen to Ragna’s side of the story. Maybe Dizzy and the gears can empathize with him because people kind of view the Gears as only weapons of mass destruction and many people only see Ragna as another Black Beast just waiting to happen or only as the SS Class Criminal Ragna the Bloodedge. I could imagine maybe Illyria giving Ragna Amnesty within their borders, which could prompt an Illyria vs NOL conflict later down the line.

The Assassin Guild, well from what I’ve read the NOL and the Duodecim have kind of been filled with assholes. Now I don’t know much about all the Duodecim families but what I have read isn’t inspiring confidence, my knowledge on the NOL comes from when Izanami was Emperor, and Hazama and Relius were working for it. I am not too sure on how the current Emperor is doing, if he is better or worse than Izanami (forgive me, I’m alright with GG lore but BB lore is still a huge cluster%^#@). So basically the Assassins have some new corrupted people to target, this should be fun.

I know a lot of people immediately make Potemkin and Tager go at it because both are the big brawlers of their series, but let’s expand on that. How about all of Sector Seven and Zepp. According to the Wikia, Sector 7 specializes “in doing research on Seither and Ars Magus, and mainly focus on using science, as opposed to the NOL who focus mainly on Ars Magus.” Meanwhile, Zepp is the only country who says screw you to the UN banning traditional Mechanical and Electronic Technology, Called Black Tech in GG lore. I mean I imagine Sector Seven would want to know what the hell is going on with the world merge, as does Zepp. Both of them like Science and allies would be useful to have in dealing with threats from both worlds. Plus if Kokonoe hears about the science ban I imagine she’d go all “F%#$ that S$%^”, plus I can imagine her finally getting some respect and recognition in Zepp for assisting them in this great change. And if Azrael shows up, I can imagine Gabriel would be able to handle him for a bit, and if not he can call on Slayer and they can do a Dandy combo on the Mad Dog. Speaking of the Vampire...

Rachel and Slayer, as the two vampires in the series, would obviously meet up. Spoilers for the story ahead. As Rachel is the one who fused the worlds and Slayer was somehow aware of her role in the merge, he’d obviously want to talk to her. I mean both are Vampires just trying to find some entertainment in the humans, only Rachel seems to have that aristocratic criticism going on while Slayer seems to be more open to giving good advice and is more easily amused I guess. Also, I know it’s easy to get the idea of Slayer being a new father figure to Rachel, but I say no. I may not have read much on BB’s stuff outside the games, but I know that Rachel and Valkenhayn would never have someone take Clavis’ (Rachel’s dad) place. So i see him being more of a nice uncle figure. Just maybe pushing Rachel in a direction of being a bit nicer, like her father was (according to the wikia he was “humble, polite, and treated those around him with grace and dignity”, the almost exact opposite of his daughter). I mean her company for most of her time has been Valkenhayn, Nago and Gii, who I imagine would never question her and maybe even encourage this uptight stuck up persona, so Slayer being a contrast to this might work out. Slayer having a human wife, immortal/invulnerable or not, may also give Slayer another point about humans/mortals not being all that bad/boring. Plus maybe Slayer can tease her about Ragna and her (Come on we ALL know it’s true, RAGNA/RACHEL FTW). I just imagine Slayer sending his shoulder cape bat thing over to Rachel (like he did to Faust in Xrd SIGN) and inviting her over for tea so they can discuss this new world they live in.

now it’s time for the ninjas: Chipp Zanuff and Bang Shiishigami. I could imagine Chipp heading to one of the Hierarchical Cities to see if he can get support from them in his campaign in getting his Country recognized, whilst there he runs into Bang. Both seem all about being Justice Ninjas, so maybe they’d hang out. Chipp teaching Bang the ways of GG’s Ki magic and Bang helping out with Chipp;s country in some way or another. Maybe Chipp can even teach Bang how to actually be a ninja, stealthily and gathering intelligence and what not, not yelling Justice and screaming your attacks and junk. Also for LOLz have Answer tag along, the Human Database could end up meeting Litchi and they bond over nerd stuff and Bang gets jealous.

That’s about all I can come up with right now, there is just so much potential for conflict and relationships in this idea that I just get excited. Let me know if you guys have anything you’d like to add onto all this.

@gear-project and @abyss-of-the-azure, from what I’ve been told you two are huge GG and BB geniuses/fans. So I think maybe you’d like this. Even if you find that all my crap has just been the dreams of a noob fan who barely knows the lore that you’ve analyzed to a point, you may like the fanfic made by Mr. Carl Clover, so i hope you enjoy.