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when tumblr errors at you and reblogs something like 4 goddamn times...

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alright so, i know i haven’t been all that active the past few days — outside of being busy with work in general and hanging out with a friend today before work… my computer has been giving me some issues (i.e. it crashed the other day and i nearly lost everything right then and there, and this seems common lately / in recent months). i have spent some time backing up icons, psds and other files i want to hold on to if this thing really does bite the dust for good. i will likely try to get a new computer with my tax returns, but i won’t have the money from that for a bit, here is hoping this computer lasts til then.

anyways, i will be a little slower in the coming weeks up until that point, especially if my computer continues acting how it has been. but i will attempt to remain as active as i can manage — always feel free to ask for my skype or my kik to stay in touch outside of tumblr.

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also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

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send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

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“#HILARIOUS!” {x}

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You laughed like a metaphor I’ve been trying to write down for years.

Rudy Francisco, “Take me with you”

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things to remember about puck:

just because she has a sense of humor, a strong desire to remain kind and a satisfaction in getting a laugh or a smile from others? does not make her weak or unwilling to stand her ground if necessary.

also, just because she is a muse that caters and or leans towards comic relief does not mean that is all that she is.

her ability to ‘steal faces’ only needs a touch of any variety to achieve being who and what she is — that said i will not dabble in this unless approved by the writing partner of whatever the thread may be and it will not be a mainstay face for her (a.k.a. temporary).

she is a type of trickster spirit, in essence, and in that she has a penchant for mischief and can also indeed come off (on occasion) as abrasive or irritating in the way she carries herself and or the things she says. these instances are extremely rare especially in the case of her really ever being unkind or cruel;  if not non-existent, given it takes a lot of pushing to get her to be even the slightest bit angry.

oh — i am also well aware, along with puck herself, that not everyone will enjoy her sense of humour which is sometimes a little bit morbid and other times too sarcastic or full of cheese or puns. should you ever find something she says to be off-color or offensive? please know that i not only do not agree with it but that i am not my muse. (and truth be told, she likely did not mean to offend.)

at the end of the day, puck’s goals life in having fun and hoping that others have fun along with her — be that in a joke or an adventure, and so on.

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That’s what I consider true generosity: You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.

Simone de Beauvoir

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voorpret

(noun) An untranslatable Dutch word, voorpret is defined as the sense of excitement and positive nerves one experiences before an event takes place. It is the unique sensation of the pleasure of anticipation. 

literally: pre-fun

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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wilson would know all about porn.

                  ❛ — are we referring to what i think you’re referring to, dr. house? ❜    it’s okay, wilson, be not afraid.

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THEY'RE BALLS

               ❛ out of context, this conversation — or argument, rather — you two are having? kinda sounds like you were watching a porno with some questionable, at best, cinematography… or that someone needs to work on their camera angling skills. ❜

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when you’re in a group chat with @neverhasarrived and @fightsthatdragon, and @inaxflash is providing commentary on the shenanigans... and it’s at the point that ‘scrotal venom’ is a topic....??? what even is my life...

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CHARACTER AESTHETICS  —  instagram edition ↳  if my muse had social media.  |  @apuncalyptic

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‘Are you always a smartass?’ ‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’

Jim Butcher, Blood Rites