#I laughed way too hard

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Y’ALL WHY DOES MR. BEAN LOOK LIKE A YOUNG DAVID ROSSI?!?!

I can’t unsee it.

[punsmaster69]

Hello sans, I am back to deliver some more famed media

I think you would love this shirt

you thought correct.

truly, that guy is my spirit animal.

[yingren]

he’s just flipped a coin and unblocked ren’s number, labelled under the warning ‘ ABSOLUTELY NOT. ’

[ mssg: ] heyyy

 [ 📱 12 : 30 ] what is your problem  [ 📱 12 : 30 ] miss me that much huh  [ 📱 12 : 30 ] ???

 [ 📱 12 : 49 ] fine where are you i'm on my way

[blot-squisher]

I was banging around in the kitchen making myself some coco, and my MIL called from the living room trying to figure out who was in there, thinking it was the kids out of bed. My stoned ass just said, "No, it'sa me. Mom-io." Send help.

[booksanxietyandsports]

there’s anna comforting ema and in the bottom right corner you can see johann having a mental breakdown

[quillthrillswriting]

scrolled too far and unlocked demon tumblr i fear

[3dollarbillyalls]

Freddy D got emotional

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[eventide-imp]

maybe i'm just too high as well but your tags really tickled me. this could be us lmao

OMG AWOOOOO

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[lilysaus]

dad joke that my dad just sent to my family group chat

[devon-aster]

So... uh... I was playing with the Infinite Craft browser game... and discovered the creator(s) have certain... opinions... regarding a certain politician and his wife

[rice-enjoyer]

@m11n3cr4ftw0rld

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

[ruidusnightmare]

liam and laura's in sync head turn sends me

[musesofawolf]

Tumblr sends me some of the funniest notifications.

"Hurry! Your Tumblr crush {insert blog name here} has posted a new photo!"

...I might have opened Tumblr because of it.

[blahaj-blastin]

Few DnD scenes will ever be funnier for me to imagine than Riz Gukgak fully fucking submerging himself in lava and Kipperlilly revealing herself just out of pure and utter shock