#I know i'm horrible
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marylily-my-beloved · 7 months ago
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(forgive me I have only watched the english dub on netflix, ik im part of the annoying people)
A glitter force au, for the marauder era girls (idk their name thingy, sorry.)
Like I can just imagine it, Pandora as Glitter Lucky/Emily 100%, they have the same vibes, and the same whimsical energy, and also while Glitter Lucky is rlly clumsy, she's smart and would proabbly die bc of a failed something she tried to do don't even lie.
Marlene as Glitter Sunny/Kelesy because they're both sporty, and they're both really energetic, and also orange is so her colour (fight me on this /j).
Glitter Peace would sooo be Mary, bc they give off those ~vibes~ and the fact that Mary didn't rlly wanna fight bc it might hurt her friends, and then decided not to?? Like so Glitter Peace. Also Mary is yellow. That is my ted talk yuh
Glitter Spring, is … hear me out y’all … I feel like she is such a Dorcas, cause she's so strong willed, and they both give off green? (in a good way ofc), i also feel like this bc the way April/Glitter Spring acts in the series it shows how powerful she is, and how like she would do a lot for her friends.
Last Glitter person is... Glitter Breeze!! Glitter Breeze is calm and collected and does a lot of stuff, and has a personality rlly rlly rlly close to Lily. The way she is when we see her in school kind of matches up with Lily a lot. I also feel like Lily would rlly like blue, and also lily would so be kind of a leader and helps people + also does everything herself (am i projecting? maybe...)
NOW ONTO THE VILLIANS YIPPIE !!! (am I too happy for this? yes. do i care? no)
Ok so that witch girl? BROOHA BROOHA, I LOVE HER OMG. She gives off Alice vibes?? (plz bear with me) My reasoning for this is that like Brooha (help it autocorrected brooha to Brookhaven? I’ve never wrote that…) isn’t really that evil (am I lying maybe…) and also she works rlly hard and also also, she’s rlly good at messing with ppl? And also I just rlly wanted to add Alice in + they both give me hardworking vibes Wolf guy Ulric feels like he could easily be (pls don't kill me yall) Narcissa, because he thinks a lot, and also (personally) is like the good middle between Brooha and Brute. I also feel like this bc Narcissa would go banger in his outfit ngl. And also not only the vibes, but the way he talks? If that makes sense? And also I know this is in no accurate sorry abt that
Brute is (and again hear me out guyssssss) Bellatrix even though Bellatrix is acc rlly smart, and this is because Brute is always jumping into action like Bellatrix, and also I rlly feel like the way he acts and how he really doesn’t give half a shit about the Glitter Force living or dying unlike the others is really how Bellatrix would be/how she is
thank you for coming to my super long ramble abt AUs
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niobiumao3 · 2 years ago
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I'm trying to decide if these tweets (from Corbett and the Kiners) mean the upcoming episode will be stealthily traumatizing or set us up for a huge fall ala the ending of Gilliam's Brazil.
I guess we'll see. Oh, another option for a truly taumatic cliffhanger hit me, though!
Crosshair , Echo, and Rex get Omega out while the other 3, stuck and unable to join them, tell them to go (i.e. don't let Omega be captured, fly you fools), and cover their escape, ultimately being captured for <horrible things go here>.
Marinade in that one, y'all.
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lazylittledragon · 10 months ago
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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inkskinned · 2 years ago
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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ash-and-starlight · 3 months ago
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@radiantemperorweek day 7 // free space
i did these lil portraits as warmup during my swbts reread and i guess this is the perfect occasion to post them u.u motivational words from the blorbini
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autumnalmess · 9 months ago
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Hey man sorry I've not posted in a while, it's a funny story actually. I actually got arrested for stealing bread for my sister and her seven starving children. yeah, it was pretty bad. I tried to escape 3 times so yeah I got 19 years, yeah and then I broke my parole and now there's this slutty little man after me, yeah I think he has a crush on me or smt idk
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abr-giggy · 8 months ago
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Instead of Tessa, now it should be Flesha
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humans-are-tasty · 11 months ago
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crochawk exchange for a crochawker
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astradyke · 4 months ago
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dan howell so silly. hi i have beautiful hair and these freckles i got from my holiday with my partner who i look at all the time like he put the stars in the sky. i'd be beside him even if it was the apocalypse btw. hes so weird he keeps spitting on me oh hey look a microphone let me [not typing this out sorry]. looks like everything worked out in the end. i dont think anybody else has ever been in love like ive been in love like seriously he's best friend but more than friends, he's a piece of furniture, we're soulmates, we're each others only friend, he's phil, he's phil, hi i'm phil- no sorry he's phil i'm dan. he's bub. he's philip michael lester. he's dear. he's idiot. sometimes im dressed up in a sexy nun persona but please dont ship her with blonde phil hes taken. i dont know the difference between moles and bats. i keep talking about having sex with my clone but i will flip the hypothetical to talk about murder so i dont ask phil live on video if hed have sex with his clone . i have the most beautiful baby doe eyes. so i said scooby doo had a gender discovery arc but that might actually just be me sorry. guys i promise i top. i came back to this collab space and im actually having quite a nice time. ok phil fine you win this game. its so lucky to find someone you can be that compatible with. hi its mare again im no longer roleplaying as daniel howell i didn't actually mean for the post to get this long. does anyone want to play wolves
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barghest-land · 1 year ago
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drew arthur with a little friend. they're talking about life and death
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sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast · 22 days ago
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Fluffvember Day 3:
Nature walk
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This isn't the usual little pencil sketch, but I sort of forgot about this at the last minute- so enjoy a little digital doodle with a photo I took in the background.
I hope you like the little Minish!Four and Fairy!Hyrule !!
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notscarsafe · 2 days ago
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Apparently the Imp and Skizz podcast with Iskall85 has also gone down. I can't believe any of the Hermits would take this path without good reason. I am devastated. I personally have to have faith in the community I love or I'm going to lose my threads of sanity I have left.
Edit: reminder to please be kind and not interrogate or harass the Hermits for making choices about their livelihood that we have no context for.
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angryducktimemachine · 8 months ago
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I watched the Granada Holmes Hound of the Baskervilles and this is my explanation (and defense ?) of Holmes just absolutely horrible looking stew.
[ID: a digital drawing of Sherlock Holmes. He's walking across a moor with his hands behind his back, holding a letter. A thought bubble above him reads "I forgot my damn stew by the fire." /End ID]
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pharawee · 6 days ago
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—SPARE ME YOUR MERCY · การุณยฆาต · 28 November 2024
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royalarchivist · 3 months ago
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Them: Do you miss QSMP?
Me:
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Aimsey: I'm not effected by Minecraft, what are you on about? You're crazy. [Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming] Aimsey: You guys think a Mine– a block game is gonna make me sad? [Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming again] Aimsey: You're crazy! [Sniffles, holding back tears] No, you're cra– no, you're crazy! You're crazy! [Sniffs] Anyway, um– [Laughs]
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shaadowmilkcookie · 4 months ago
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skill issue? skull issue!
if tumblr compresses it... pls open it for better quality o|-< sobsob
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