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(forgive me I have only watched the english dub on netflix, ik im part of the annoying people)
A glitter force au, for the marauder era girls (idk their name thingy, sorry.)
Like I can just imagine it, Pandora as Glitter Lucky/Emily 100%, they have the same vibes, and the same whimsical energy, and also while Glitter Lucky is rlly clumsy, she's smart and would proabbly die bc of a failed something she tried to do don't even lie.
Marlene as Glitter Sunny/Kelesy because they're both sporty, and they're both really energetic, and also orange is so her colour (fight me on this /j).
Glitter Peace would sooo be Mary, bc they give off those ~vibes~ and the fact that Mary didn't rlly wanna fight bc it might hurt her friends, and then decided not to?? Like so Glitter Peace. Also Mary is yellow. That is my ted talk yuh
Glitter Spring, is … hear me out y’all … I feel like she is such a Dorcas, cause she's so strong willed, and they both give off green? (in a good way ofc), i also feel like this bc the way April/Glitter Spring acts in the series it shows how powerful she is, and how like she would do a lot for her friends.
Last Glitter person is... Glitter Breeze!! Glitter Breeze is calm and collected and does a lot of stuff, and has a personality rlly rlly rlly close to Lily. The way she is when we see her in school kind of matches up with Lily a lot. I also feel like Lily would rlly like blue, and also lily would so be kind of a leader and helps people + also does everything herself (am i projecting? maybe...)
NOW ONTO THE VILLIANS YIPPIE !!! (am I too happy for this? yes. do i care? no)
Ok so that witch girl? BROOHA BROOHA, I LOVE HER OMG. She gives off Alice vibes?? (plz bear with me) My reasoning for this is that like Brooha (help it autocorrected brooha to Brookhaven? I’ve never wrote that…) isn’t really that evil (am I lying maybe…) and also she works rlly hard and also also, she’s rlly good at messing with ppl? And also I just rlly wanted to add Alice in + they both give me hardworking vibes Wolf guy Ulric feels like he could easily be (pls don't kill me yall) Narcissa, because he thinks a lot, and also (personally) is like the good middle between Brooha and Brute. I also feel like this bc Narcissa would go banger in his outfit ngl. And also not only the vibes, but the way he talks? If that makes sense? And also I know this is in no accurate sorry abt that
Brute is (and again hear me out guyssssss) Bellatrix even though Bellatrix is acc rlly smart, and this is because Brute is always jumping into action like Bellatrix, and also I rlly feel like the way he acts and how he really doesn’t give half a shit about the Glitter Force living or dying unlike the others is really how Bellatrix would be/how she is
thank you for coming to my super long ramble abt AUs
#yall forgive me I haven't watched the og and only the english dub#I know i'm horrible#lily evans#pandora rosier#mary mcdonald#pandora lovegood#bellatrix lestrange#narcissa black#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#glitter force#im sorry abt this guys#i thought too hard and too little on this#I wrote so much for this omg…#Glitter force au#fatimah rambles#fatimah yaps 🎀
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I'm trying to decide if these tweets (from Corbett and the Kiners) mean the upcoming episode will be stealthily traumatizing or set us up for a huge fall ala the ending of Gilliam's Brazil.
I guess we'll see. Oh, another option for a truly taumatic cliffhanger hit me, though!
Crosshair , Echo, and Rex get Omega out while the other 3, stuck and unable to join them, tell them to go (i.e. don't let Omega be captured, fly you fools), and cover their escape, ultimately being captured for <horrible things go here>.
Marinade in that one, y'all.
#speculation#tbb spoilers#I know I'm horrible#I like the idea#though again I expect we#won't see anything that hardcore#I WANT TO THOUGH#the bad batch#star wars
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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@radiantemperorweek day 7 // free space
i did these lil portraits as warmup during my swbts reread and i guess this is the perfect occasion to post them u.u motivational words from the blorbini
#id in alt text#radiantemperorweek2024#rew2024#i'm. SO TEMPTED to add the third prince and madam zhang too but this was literally a dumb warmup so i dont kknnnooww#should i let it spiral out dkfgj#also who do i put as third character in the row hmmm lady ki or general zhang hhmmm#anyway my lil horrible meow meows whom i agonize over and adore#and i kNOW IT'S HIGHLY HIPOCRITICAL OF XU DA#TO HAVE THAT CAPTION#BUT IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST THING HE SAYS TO ZHU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 AND WHAT HE KEEPS DOING 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 HELPING HIS LIL BROTHER 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#the radiant emperor#my art
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Hey man sorry I've not posted in a while, it's a funny story actually. I actually got arrested for stealing bread for my sister and her seven starving children. yeah, it was pretty bad. I tried to escape 3 times so yeah I got 19 years, yeah and then I broke my parole and now there's this slutty little man after me, yeah I think he has a crush on me or smt idk
#jean valjean#javert#bro im so sorry i fully ABANDONED that fanfiction#ive become the very thing i sought to destroy#I'll probably go back to it at some point....#les miserables#victor hugo#les mis#les misposting#valvert#in all seriousness I'm really sorry if you were committed to the fic i know a lot of people were but im going through the incredibly#horrible palaver of completely losing interest in a hyperfixation#who knows maybe one day ill go mental and write all of the rest of it
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Instead of Tessa, now it should be Flesha
#murder drones#yes i know i'm horrible#md episode 7#murder drones episode 7#AB's random comments#md tessa#murder drones tessa
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crochawk exchange for a crochawker
#cross guild#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#crochawk#one piece#my art#from a week ago#croc doesnt know how to use chopsticks so mihawk tried and failed to teach him how.. at least this way croc can be fed by mihawk..#(inspired by personal experience i was in mihawks position)#small secret santa thing among crochawkers#this event somewhat lifted me out of a horrible funk id been in so i'm kind of grateful for that..#crochawk has actually been my otp for over a year now
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drew arthur with a little friend. they're talking about life and death
#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#barghestland#arthur morgan#art#artists on tumblr#this week life was so fucking horrible i'm on the edge of having a little breakdown#and when im sad and stressed and done with life i just draw arthur#cuz his depressed ass would understand#u know.. yeah :(#i hope whoever reads it is having a better time#if u want u can tell me smth nice in tags or anywhere really<3#like tell me silly names of ur pets or facts about ur favorite bugs#i'd be happy to hear that
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Fluffvember Day 3:
Nature walk
This isn't the usual little pencil sketch, but I sort of forgot about this at the last minute- so enjoy a little digital doodle with a photo I took in the background.
I hope you like the little Minish!Four and Fairy!Hyrule !!
#this is once again late but if the horrible feelings persist so shall i#tloz#linked universe#lu#legend of zelda#lu four#lu hyrule#hyrule is very fun to draw i should draw him more often...#lu fanart#fluffvember#fluffvember 2024#digital art#a think i'm experimenting with please let me know what you think and if i should make more artwork like it :]
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I watched the Granada Holmes Hound of the Baskervilles and this is my explanation (and defense ?) of Holmes just absolutely horrible looking stew.
[ID: a digital drawing of Sherlock Holmes. He's walking across a moor with his hands behind his back, holding a letter. A thought bubble above him reads "I forgot my damn stew by the fire." /End ID]
#he just horribly overcooked that stew i know it#like my man I'm german I've eaten lots of gross looking stews in my life but this truly is#the worst anyone has ever done#Sherlock Holmes#the whole scene was soooo fucking funny tho#watson tries so hard to politely deny on trying the stew but Holmes seems so proud of it and keeps telling watson to try it#and watson just :|
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Them: Do you miss QSMP?
Me:
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Aimsey: I'm not effected by Minecraft, what are you on about? You're crazy. [Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming] Aimsey: You guys think a Mine– a block game is gonna make me sad? [Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming again] Aimsey: You're crazy! [Sniffles, holding back tears] No, you're cra– no, you're crazy! You're crazy! [Sniffs] Anyway, um– [Laughs]
#QSMP#Aimsey#Appropriate since they were reacting to Purgatory stuff at the time#Edited#Subtitles#A bit different from my usual posts but it's one of those nights#😔#This video is literally me in every sense except I'm dabbing my eyes with a bi pride flag#I know this is a HORRIBLE time to post clips but the emotions are really hitting rn#I mean I'm Always missing QSMP but everyone's really being hit by that feeling especially hard today it seems
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skill issue? skull issue!
if tumblr compresses it... pls open it for better quality o|-< sobsob
#TY sal and star for enabling me lol!!!! here's a wip that i rly like but i'm so. so busy i dont know whei can finish it :( so here we gooooo#kjsadjfgjg#mystuff#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run#crk#cookie run kingdom#experimental#yeah ive never done anything like this before LOL but its sooo the direction i want to take my art!! i want to get weird with it.#the chance this is gonna get compressed horribly is higher than i like#uaahhh.#cross my fingars... praying..#wait. tagging. yeah#bright colors#eyestrain#scopophobia#cookie run fanart
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I love the Billford ship
Not because it's good or healthy or that I want to see them together again but that an old man and a triangle demon were in a fucked up situationship. And now Bill is the pathetic ex who is NOT over Ford and Ford is out there, surrounded by a loving family and living his best life without him.
I like the ship because it ends in divorce.
Also Ford fucking a floating triangle is objectively hilarious
#gravity falls#billford#book of bill#its just so funny#i love these horrible characters#i wanna see both of the heal and neither of them see each other ever again#and i know its only implied that ford and bill banged#but its far more entertaining to say that they did#i love alex for this#reinvigorating the fandom and making old man yaoi canon#This show was my first big hyperfixation and I'm so happy the fandom is alive again
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"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight
For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."
A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,
Listened to his families' terrible fights,
The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,
The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.
He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,
His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,
As decades passed by, it soon became clear,
The King saw his son as a monster to fear.
The Prince quickly followed every command,
Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,
Years of destruction with no end in sight,
This war would not end with a large act of might.
And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,
And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,
Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,
And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.
He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,
And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,
His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,
As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.
The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,
The sun never set on the first son of Greece,
He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,
Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.
There's only one role for which there are no rules,
So who is the jester, and who is the fool?
#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#apollart#sunny speaks#pulled out everything I remembered from 11th Grade Lit for this poem hopefully it's not shit#I wanted to play on the idea that has been spoken about in some of my fave ToA meta essays#That being that Apollo consciously (or sub-consciously) makes himself seem weaker and less competent to avoid his father's wrath#it is a very interesting part of his character to me I love exploring it#and you know what maybe I also just wanted to draw Apollo in a jester outfit#y'all should know by now that 90% of my motivation is dressing Apollo/Lester up like a Ken Doll#haha#Lester the Jester#just thought of that#also peep my reference to the “my blorbo was born alongside the birth of Ancient Greece” hc that I posted like over a year ago#I just realized I rhymed right and fight twice in the poem GODDAMMIT#Guys I'm a horrible poet Apollo's gonna smite me :'(
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How has my brother had a twitter account for a decade and a half and he still gets 0 interactions on anything he posts. No likes no comments. Like how are you this alone
#idk i know I'm a niche microcelebrity but even before that i dont think i could get ZERO interactions on everything#like how is he such a horrible internet weirdo and he doesnt even have any internet friends#not even anyone in your awful corner of the internet wants to be your friend???#he started streaming and he will go for 9 hours and get 15 viewers peak#i talk
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