#I just love how in TDK

[frownyalfred]

“motorcycles are dangerous, Jason” Bruce says, as if half of his patrols pre-Robin weren’t done on the back of some mutant Kawasaki-Maserati hybrid he turbo-charged in the Cave to go 300+ mph (ostensibly so he could outpace the Batmobile if ever needed) and designed so it could be laid down and slide through actual buildings as a way to target weak foundations and make an entrance into janky safehouses. a motorcycle Bruce absolutely, absolutely wrecked at least six times (most of the time on purpose) and then retired once he met Dick.

[detachhunter]

I am inconsolable and in tears as I think about this again, but it's fine. I'm fine. It's fine, I promise. I'm lying.

Spoilers for The Twice-Dead King: Ruin below. This is an appreciation post about Djoseras and I'm hurting.

Djoseras is only a supporting character in the TDK novels, but I really want to argue that he is perhaps the MOST IMPORTANT character outside of our boy, Oltyx, who is, of course, the protagonist. Now, he's not present for the most part, usually a referred to character and his actual "on screen" time is very limited. However, there are just scenes that shape Djoseras' character so immensely, giving him a level of character depth usually not reserved or expected for side characters, and though it's mostly through Oltyx's perception of him (so, skewed or otherwise), his brother is just. So important.

So, shout out to Djoseras who taught Oltyx the hard lessons even if he himself found discomfort in what he was teaching him.

Shout out to Djoseras who protected Oltyx by skewing a significant event that ultimately led to his brother being exiled instead of executed.

Shout out to Djoseras who went back to comfort Oltyx who was so scared of going through the furnaces of biotransference.

Shout out to Djoseras who who inscribed upon his immortals all their names and deeds upon their necrodermis to show who they were/are.

Shout out to Djoseras who feigned ignorance just so he could talk to his brother before his departing to the capital to trying making Unnas see reason about the incoming Imperial Crusade that would see all of Ithakas destroyed.

Shout out to Djoseras who stayed behind to give Oltyx the time he needed to flee and take what survivors he could with him before Antikef fell.

Shout out to Djoseras who, despite everything, will always love his brother and wishes nothing more than for him to thrive.

Please, remember him.

[the-sun-and-the-sea]

Do you have anymore just random odesta fics? I’m so desperate x by the way I adore your blog you’re the only thing keeping me alive whenever I wanna read an Odesta fic 💕

Hi, thank you for your interest! I do have a few more fics to recommend:

we were married by the ocean (we were tethered by the sea) by beautifuldrukkari - This is such a beautiful Finnick lives AU with a cool nonlinear narrative style. If you're interested in fluff, I'd definitely give this one a try.

If these heights should bring my fall by LogosMelittaes - This one has such an interesting premise with a cool build of suspense. It's very unique but does a great job of capturing the characters/world, which makes it really engaging.

into the mystic by petruchio - This one explores a really interesting time in Finnick and Annie's relationship, and it doesn't a great job illustrating the 'she crept up on me' line. I also love how both Finnick and Annie are so fleshed out and their dynamic is done justice here.

Salt by Sheeana - This one takes place post-mockingjay so there's definitely some sadness to it, but overall it's really hopeful. It focuses a lot on the relationship between Annie and Johanna, but Finnick's presence is felt throughout the story in a really touching way.

Sea Breeze by MrsHannahLongbottom - This one does a great job of taking a simple moment and giving it so much depth and heart. Their dynamic here is beautiful, so I'd definitely recommend this one.

this my excavation by TDK - This is a short one but the amount of emotion it can pack into a story under 1k words is astonishing. The structure of the story is also so cool and creates a really poignant effect.

black rocks and shoreline sand by the_milliners_rook - This is a unique take on the soulmate AU, because Finnick and Annie's relationship still develops very organically. Also, the writing is so beautiful and expressive.

That's about all I have for right now, so I hope you can find something good to read! Feel free to reblog with recs of your own or self promo :)

[quartings]

So, I just watched a censored cut of The Suicide Squad (2021) on a plane...

Let me tell you, it was one of the weirdest movie-watching experiences of my life. All the intense gore and violence was kept, but all the swearing was re-dubbed over by the original cast and the mild nudity was cut, which really makes me wonder who the heck this version of the film was even for?? What kind of person can watch people get blown up into bloody chunks but can’t handle the word “bastard”??

Here are some of the highlights from the censored cut that I thought were the most amusing. Again, reminder that the original actors all ADR’d over the swears with new dialogue.

· Harley’s “What the FUCK??” at TDK was changed to “What is THAT??”

· Bloodsport and Tyla’s “FUCK YOU!!”s were changed to “FORGET YOU!!” like Ceelo Green.

· More F-Bombs from Bloodsport were cut, leading to “I’m no (fighting) leader!!” and “You’re threatening my (teenage) daughter!!”

· Calendar Man’s insult to Polkadot Man was changed from “You fucking pussy!!” to “You flaming sissy!!”

· Peacemaker: “Starfish is a slang term for (an anus).” How is that any better than saying “butthole”??

· The entire exchange about dicks on the beach was changed to be about bricks instead, as was any future usage of the word “dick”. “If this whole beach was covered in (bricks), and someone said I had to eat every single (brick) on the beach for liberty, I would say no problem-o.” “Why would someone put (bricks) all over the beach??”

· Ratcatcher 2’s “You bastard!” was changed to “You bad fish!!”

· The entire “Well that’s just racist” exchange was cut.

· Bloodsport: “Why the (blood) would I want a leaf?!”

· Peacemaker’s jerking off taunt was cut. Characters still flip each other off in this cut though.

· Flag and Harley get to say “freaking”, so I don’t understand why it wasn’t used as a blanket censor for the f word instead.

· Harley’s “RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs” was kept in.

· King Shark’s “FUCK!!” was changed to “Pfflegh!”

· Bloodsport saying “Pissmaker” was kept

· Ratcatcher 2: “Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your (pants)??”

· The 69 joke was kept

· Peacemaker: “MOTHER(TRUCKER)!!”

· Bloodsport’s “Jesus Christ…” was changed to “Holy Moses…”

· Flag’s “Who ate all the empanadas?” has the f word cut and sounds weirdly friendlier in the take they used.

· Harley: “I love the rain~ It’s like angels are (spitting) all over us~!”

· I swear Thinker’s “Sonofabit-!” when he’s getting slammed in the retinal scanner was changed to “Sonofawit-!”

· Thinker: “AMERICAN (GOOD OL’) ASTRONAUTS FOUND STARRO! YANKEE (****) DOODLE DANDIES!!”

· Flag’s “It’s time these sonsofbitches need to be held accountable-!” was changed to “It’s time these (stinkers) need to be held accountable-!”

· Polkadot Man’s “FUCK!!” in response to the others forgetting Milton was changed to “FUDGE!!”

· One of the Corto Maltese generals shouting “Puta!!” was changed to “Nunca!!”

· Economos: “WE’VE GOT A (FREAKING) KAIJU UP (ON) THIS (SCREEN)!!”

· Waller’s whole rant at the squad was censored, so it was hilarious to hear Viola Davis scream the absolutely neutered “FILTH!! TURN AROUND, GOSHDAMMIT! YOU STUPID IDIOTS! LOSERS!! DAMN IT, TASK FORCE X! THIS IS YOUR LAST AND FINAL WARNING!!”

· Flo: “GET ON THE SATELLITE, DALE YOU (FLAMING MEATHEAD)!!”

· And lastly, my personal favorite censorship, only because it actually fits thematically, comes from Polkadot Man’s last words: “I’M A MOTHER(-FIGHTING) SUPERHERO-!!”

[montimer]

One post prompted me to this request. how about you write with.. tdk Joker headcanons about the fact that the reader loves to play with his hands, hair, etc.

Sure ! Sounds good

Ledger!Joker x reader who loves playing w/ his hair,hands...

Warnings: none

First he will stare at what ur doing "Ya..uh must really like me..and my hand"

Then he will keep on looking into ur eyes

It calms him down if you play w/ his hair. He acts annoyed but actually loves it.

Caress his back while hugging him or his hair while his laying on you/ur chest he loves it.

He will even let you dye his hair and wash it.

He'll hum when you do these things. He feels like falling asleep,sometimes he will fall asleep. 'How could they make my heart beat like this..' he never tells you but he doesn't mind that hes weakness is you. He's yours and you're his. "Mine" as he says.

Heres a doodle i did (its shitty cus its harder to draw w/ fingers,sorry)

Just got inspired

[djljpanda]

pls pls do this iv been begging people for days can you do wednesday x yn (fem) and wednesday wants to tell mortica and gomez she has a gf when they come for parents week but she doesn't know how they will react and Enid trys to help her but when she gets help she keeps putting off telling them because she doesn't want to dissipoint them and then tdk mabey ougsley or someone cathes yn and wednesday anway

Alright You Don't Need To Wait Any Longer.

Once Wednesday and you started dating she has never been, hates to say, happier. You don't jude her, you read her novel, try to understand her interest, overall just being the best girlfriend.

But there has been one thing that has been pricking at her side the longest, she has never told her family about you.

When learning about another parents week Wednesday got nervous and not the good nervous but the bad nervous, yes she hates her family here and the but what will they think if they find out you two are together and not to say she want everyone to know you are hers she is just scared what the consequences will be.

Enid has learned about the situation as she tells Wednesday that there is nothing to fear and if they don't like that she is with you than how can they be her family. Enid did say as her parents are weird they seem kind, even if they killed a man before.

You notice on how she would not talk about her family since parents week was announce so in fear her and her mother are having troubles you came to talk to her about it.

"Wednesday, my love I will not push you to tell me anything but please if something is wrong I would do anything to fix it", she looked at you with a small smile on your face and with that she told you about what she was thinking and you only just held her in your arms as her head was on your chest. "I am okay with your decision love but when ever your ready i'm ready", with that you gave ger forehead a kiss as she only shoved you making you laugh.

The time came as the students were with their families and Wednesday reunited with hers. Your parents couldn't make it this year so you just walked around the school even going into Wednesday and Enids dorm, with permission of courses, as you texted your parents that you were fine.

Wednesday may be emotionless but Mortica can tell when Wednesday is hiding something. "Wednesday is there something you want to say", in Wednesday mind she wanted to tell them about you but she only said, "Nothing Mother".

As time passed Wednesday was abel to sneak out as Mortica followed Gomez to get more food and drinks. She opened the her dorms door to find you there on her bed as you smiled at her, "Hello gorgeous how is the family", you said as you got up and walked towards her. "I hate saying this but it's pretty boring without you there by my side" "Aw Love I will always remember your kind words", you smiled as you rubbed her cheeks with your hands and her holding your waist. "You know tonight me and you can go for a late night stroll" "That's sounds lovely mi amor", with that you and Wednesday kissed as you both heard the door being open looking to see who it is, its Mortica.

"Wednesday what is this", with Mortica coming closer you got infront of Wednesday putting her behind you. "You never told me you had a girlfriend" "And what does that mean Mrs.Addams" "It mean this is great I always hopped Wednesday would find someone to spend the rest of her life with and why didn't you introduce us sooner Wednesday".

You and Wednesday were more in shock as how Mortica was smiling as she walked with you two back to Gomez and Pugsley, Wednesday did ended up telling her family about you.

So you spend the rest of the week with the Addams family as the welcomed you with open arms. With this Wednesday felt happy on how one day you can become an Addam too and her family couldn't agree more.

Once the week was over the Addams said their goodbyes and threats towards you as you only promised their daughter and sister safety.

"Your family is...nice" "Why would you say that" "Wait let me rephrase, they are horrible people". Wednesday only took your hand as you two go get read for that late night stroll you two have been putting off.

[toluene-sister]

Hello!

I am in love with LISMBWYD! Circling back to TDK movie, is there a moment you feel where J's romantic/sexual attraction for Batman definitively begins? Or if not begins, then crystallizes? Or, does this start earlier, before the movie even starts? I know J talks about how enamored he was watching Batman dangle Flass off the building in BB, but is that infatuation rooted in something more even then? I'm also curious if you think it's as early as TDK where J clocks that Batman is Bruce - at what point he starts putting two and two together.

And then lastly - completely randomly - I love that moment in an early chapter with Sofia where she declares she knows how Joker got his scars, very much implying they weren't self inflicted. So, so, so curious to know more!

Thank you

X

Hi! <3

Thank you so, so much! I'm really glad you're enjoying the story so far :) The way I see it, Joker was immediately drawn to Batman, and I would even go as far as saying Batman was the one who gave him the impulse to become the Joker as we know him (Gordon's little speech at the end of Batman Begins indicates as much). One day J just saw Bats and was all like, finally someone on my level, finally a reason to get out of bed in the morning, finally someone who could match my freak <3

In the interrogation scene, he's giving B all of his best angles and speaks in a lower voice (which is like, a common thing guys do around people they're attracted to XD), plus all the shit he says ("you complete me", "maybe we could share one [a padded cell]")--like, these aren't things you just say to a guy, you know? He wouldn't say any of that to Dent or any other character, not even to fuck with them. Batman truly is special to him. I remember reading in some old interview that Heath himself said his Joker had some sort of mad love for Batman (of course I won't be able to find it with the way the internet is nowadays, but I remember it very distinctly), so all of this was definitely intentional, and suggests romantic attraction from the very beginning.

As for when I think he would clock Bruce to be Batman--I'm pretty sure he did during the interrogation scene. I mean, the fact that Bruce and Rachel were close must have been public knowledge (Bruce being the Prince of Gotham and Rachel being the Assistant DA, plus B talks about her being his oldest friend during the fundraiser, so it's entirely possible he would refer to her as such during other functions). So as soon as J ruled out Dent being Batman, it wasn't hard to deduce who's the other guy in that woman's life who would absolutely risk his life for her, and who just happens to have disgusting amounts of money and resources to be able to finance that type of gear and pull off shit like snatching Lau from Hong Kong and bringing him back to Gotham.

I'm glad you enjoyed that bit about his scars! J and Sofia are going to have a little talk about it in the upcoming chapter, but I still need to work out a few details, so it might take me a while before it's ready, but I hope it doesn't disappoint :)

[sabbsnation]

has anyone ever asked my opinion? obviously not, but here it is anyway💋🥰😘❗

*.•¬ batjokes fanfics that need full recognition °•.*

Rising Earth

a continuation of Theet in the Grass by messageredacted only written by another author and HELP this story should get more recognition than it has. it encompasses a sub/dom relationship where joker is the dom (tdk joker is totally dom we all know that), post apocalyptic world and something about ghosts. super worth it, fantastic writing and even better development. unfortunately unfinished.

Beneath the Surface

joker wears a disguise and stays with bruce in a relationship for some time (and bruce didn't know he was the joker). and this damn thing needs a goddamn Oscar because he disguises it so well that as I read it, I really didn't know if it was his acting or not certain things. UNFORTUNATELY UNFINISHED (since 2014, read now knowing it will never be updated again, but totally worth the risk)

Why We Fall

if you know anything about batjokes in ao3, you definitely know messageredacted and you definitely know that this author doesn't play around. and this story is just another proof of that AND WHAT MAKES ME SAD IS THAT THIS FIC DOES NOT GET ENOUGH RECOGNITION!!! so please read this. alternate worlds coming together is simply the best storyline possible. the jokester comes to bruce's world and owlman comes to wreak havoc. it is well crafted and developed and you will love their relationship. (everyone is afraid of owlman, including me)

Ghosts of a Future Lost

messageredacted one more time. this is madness, just madness, ghosts and insanity. you will love it (what if bruce and joker had sex possessed by ghosts and woke up out of nowhere looking at each other like WTF) lol that's exactly what happens

To be edgeless again

what if bruce has multiple personalities where part of him is batman justice incarnate and the other part of him is a serialkiller??? hmm??

Burn it down till the embers

I found this very psychologically heavy precisely because of the air of veracity that passes. strongly recommended. it's quite interesting to see the joker go through a psychiatric appointment and see how he does (the story isn't just about that)

[ghostinthegallery]

LYSIKOR MAGNIFICENT BASTARD MOMENTS

THAT'S THE SWEET BABYGIRL I LOVE

KISSES HIM (ON THE MOUTH)

I was hoping to do your little meow meow proud ☺️

Okay but you've actually given me an excuse to talk about this! I genuinely questioned this particular plot point playing out how it did. Specifically whether Lysikor's role in it was true to the character. Which might seem like a weird question for "Mr. Betrayer, Duke of Double-Crossing" but the thing about TDK is that Lysikor never actually betrays anyone (that we care about).

And I think that's actually really important to Lysikor as a character. Or at least how the audience reacts to him. He's easy to like because you get his sass and quirks and general darkly comedic vibe without having to contend with him ever causing harm (to Oltyx et al, RIP that psyker).

But what if he did cause harm? To Oltyx specifically? Would that undermine the tension that makes Lysikor so good as a character? Would it be "wrong" for lack of a better term?

Obviously I decided to go ahead with Lysikor Betrays because...I'll be honest him being the worst guy made me laugh. Because I'm a monster. He just seemed so proud of himself, I could not deny him his moment.

[lokisprettygirl]

Lose me to Love you (Loki x Female Reader) (AU) (18+)

Read Chapter 22 here / Series Masterlist

Chapter 23

Summary: Loki isn't the only one fighting with his inner demons. People from your past continues to turn up.

Trigger Warning: 18+, Description of rape and assault, panic attack, violence against women, Extreme dark themes, Sexual abuse, physical abuse, public sex, Rough violent sex, 18+, Steamy stuff, age difference ,Rough language, mention of suicide, talk of virginity and slut shaming, manipulative behaviour, mention of trauma, smut, toxic relationship between main characters. Dark themes, cult stuff

His palms felt clammy, he had been standing outside the orphanage for half an hour and you were taking your own sweet time coming out, as he noticed a girl approaching him he was slightly surprised. For some reason he kept picturing the eleven year old sweet girl that he knew instead of this fully matured grown woman that he probably would have fucked if he met her at the club. Just 18, he had to remind himself that you were barely an adult.

"Hiiii" you smiled at him and he snapped out of his thoughts.

"Y/n"

"Lokii..how are you?" You were the reason he was even alive today, for a moment the feeling overwhelmed him so he grabbed your hand and pulled you closer to him to hug you.

"Thank you darling, thank you..I'll take care of you I promise" the gratitude slipped past his lips and as he felt your arms around his waist his nerves went calm for a moment.

"So it was your birthday a few days ago, want to do something?" You looked at him as he said that.

"Not really..Where are we going?"

"Ummm my place" you hummed as he answered.

He drove you to his house and you looked around as you both entered the studio apartment he was renting in Brooklyn. It wasn't enough for you two but that's all he was able to do at the time, the divorce settlement has ruined him even further.

"It's cozy, I like it" you placed your backpack down on the couch and smiled again.

"Well you can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch, food is in the fridge, here's the..umm some money..you can go grocery shopping or get whatever you need..the girl stuff and all" he passed you a few dollar bills so you took it from him, everything was awkward with you two and he felt it in his bones.

"What do you do for work?" You asked him and he sighed

"A small gig at a club"

"What type of gig, are you a bartender?" He combed his hair with his fingers as he tried to avoid your constant gaze.

"A bouncer..you ask too many questions" The job always paid okay, that's also how he met Jolene as well, she frequented the club he worked at and she finally asked him out one fine day. When they got married she got him a position at her accounting firm but he was fired while he was resting after the wrist slitting incident. Now he wished that he never ever met her at all.

"That's hot..i like bouncers..they're soo strong and so manly" his brows furrowed as you said that, how the hell you had even been in a nightclub? He wasn't sure if he wanted to know that.

"Well I have to go meet someone..when I come back we can discuss your uhhhh future plans…if you want to get into college or–"

"No discussion required..I want to become an actor..we should probably move to LA" you mumbled nonchalantly before you proceeded to raid the fridge that was mostly empty.

"Excuse me?" He looked at you all perplexed, getting you into acting business didn't seem feasible to him.

"LA? Los angeles?"

"I know where LA is ..are you serious about this acting thing?"

"As serious as Joker was before his dad carved his face" he looked at you all confused again as you quipped "Really??never?? Oh my god we are definitely going to watch the dark knight once you come back.. Don't worry we don't need to watch the first part.. honestly 60 percent of people skipped the first part and went straight to TDK and somehow it makes perfect sense ..it's like you're not even missing anything important or worth knowing…you know…"

Your voice faded in the background as you continued to speak gibberish to him. However your sweet voice also filled his empty sad apartment and he liked that. Alot. That was the moment he knew that life wouldn't be the same from then, he knew he'd have to make several adjustments and since he had taken the responsibility of taking care of you, your dreams and aspirations became his as well.

His eyes opened to your shaking form and he absolutely abhorred that, every time you had a nightmare he felt afraid that you'd slip past his fingers like that one horrible time. It had happened a few days prior to your mother's anniversary during the second year of living together. He never talks about it because you don't seem to have any recollection of those two days, at first he wasn't sure how to deal with you, how to bring you back but on the third night you went to sleep and came back absolutely normal. You had a bad dream last night too but it was about Thor and he just knew this one was different from that. He knew you'd probably not remember this one because it involved your mother.

"Hey sweetheart" he turned the lamp on to see you properly. His heart rendered as he noticed the tears running down the corner of your eyes,

"Loloooo …mommmyy .. I want mommmy" you sniffled, your voice reminded him of that little girl he had left at the orphanage.

"I know baby..it's okay.. open your eyes..I'm here..im here" he shook your body a little and you woke up gasping for air,

"Lolooo mommyyy ..I need mommmy"

"Shhhhhh baby.. everything is okay..you're safe" he mumbled softly as he wiped your tears, his lips lingered over your forehead before he wrapped his arm around your waist and made you sit up so he could embrace you, you felt safe that way.

He leaned against the headboard while you clutched onto him and cried your heart out.

"I'm here baby, my sweet girl, come back to me, I'm right here, you have me i promise" he mumbled mindlessly

"Don't send me away ..they sent me away every time I had a nightmare..they sent me to that place I hated" you sniffled between your words and his eyes welled up.

"You have me okay? I got you baby, I got you i promise" you hugged him as tightly as you could and your foggy grief stricken mind lulled you to sleep but he couldn't sleep that night, next morning as usual you didn't remember the outburst like always, a few years ago he had asked Steve about that place you kept talking about after such nightmares and Steve told him that it was a psychiatric hospital where they sent you whenever you relapsed or whenever you showed the signs of dissociative Amnesia.

"What are you making?" You hugged him from behind so he smiled.

"Guess" you opened the lid of the pot and all the excitement disappeared

"Porridge" your face scrunched in disgust and it made him smile.

"Well you wanted to eat healthy remember"

"Just take me to the gym again, it's been months" you groaned as you moved around the kitchen to make tea

"I will.. as soon as he's caught" You hummed as he said that "Are you feeling okay sweetheart?" He asked you softly and you shrugged

"Yeahh why?" He sighed as you said that. He wanted to ignore it like he had done before but after last night and the way you were trying to help him cope with his trauma, it had made him reflect upon your own situation, you didn't get away unscathed from his father's abuse, sure he wasn't able to harm you irrevocably but the damage was already done when he had hurt your mother.

"Because of the nightmare? Do you remember what you saw?" He asked you and you stopped doing whatever you were doing.

"Nooo.. i .. I didn't have a nightmare last night..it was the night before remember?" You walked over to him to kiss him on the cheek and he hummed in response. He can't just dump it on you, that would only make the matters worse, he had to find a way to talk to you about this.

"Take me shopping today daddy, it's my birthday in a few days"

He picked you up and sat you down on the counter as you said that. Your birthday. He promised to fuck you senselessly on your birthday but the approaching date had him feeling someway, he couldn't decide if it was a good feeling or not, a part of him wanted to ravish you and enjoy every second of it. The other part though? that bastard wanted to keep himself away from your precious body as far as possible, he didn't deserve to fuck a girl like you, he was one of the reasons why girls like you lost their lives, he was the reason why their dreams got broken so how come he got so blessed as to have someone as pure as you saving herself for him.

"What else would you like to do? A party perhaps?" You thought about it as he said that.

"Or we could just spend it together..just the two of us" you answered him while your fingers played with his chest hairs so he kissed you.

"Aren't you bored of seeing my face all the time?" He chuckled after speaking.

"Ask that girl who spent 7 years without seeing this angelic face. She'd always say no" his eyes softened as you said that.

"For this to happen it had to be that way"

"For what to happen?" You asked him confused so he cupped your cheeks.

"For this to happen.." he kissed you passionately, it wasn't a touch and go type of kiss either, his tongue slid into your mouth so you sucked on it, he tasted like peppermint. Delicious "It had to be that way" you inhaled sharply as he finally decided to allow you to breathe.

"Does it bother you that I was into you way before you were into me?" You asked him

"You were just a child sweetheart, you didn't even know what you felt"

"Well I knew I wanted to kiss you, I was ten when I knew that I wanted to kiss you and –"

"Shut Up.. that's inappropriate as hell" He pressed his thumb onto your lips but his digit couldn't really stop you from smiling or talking even

"It's just the truth, and to this date you are still the prettiest boy i have ever seen in my life"

"Well i'm no boy now my darling" he wrapped your legs around his waist to pull you closer to him and his mouth travelled down from your lips, you moaned as he sucked the soft skin of your neck.

"Some parts of you is still the boy i met"

"Uhhhuh like what?" He chuckled condescendingly so you held his cheeks and kissed him lovingly, as lovingly as you could.

"Like these eyes, still as gentle as I remember, mommy always told me that you could judge a person fairly well by the look in their eyes, you have the kindest eyes lolo" his eyes teared up as you said that. He thought you'd give him a break after last night but you were hell bent on coddling him like a baby.

"Well your mommy wasn't really the best judge of character"

"Take it back" your voice broke because the meanie in him came out again so he kissed you again.

"I'm sorry baby" he murmured against your mouth and you almost melted into a puddle because of how tender he seemed at the moment "You're forgiven" He smiled as you whispered. He wondered how badly he'd have to hurt you to make him unforgivable in your eyes because no matter what he did or said you always forgave him and that too pretty easily.

"What else?" He asked you and it confused you for a moment before it finally dawned upon you. He wanted to know more about those boyish parts of him.

"The smile, still the same, everytime I felt scared at the orphanage I would just think about you and your smiling face, that calmed me down immediately" he kissed you again instead of responding with words "And your voice hasn't changed in the slightest either"

"You are such a sentimental little girl"

"Is that bad?"

"Not at all, I just don't want to disappoint you with my stoicism" a smile graced your features at the blatant lie.

"You're pretty sentimental yourself mister "

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"Shhhhhh"

After force feeding you that unsavory porridge he took you shopping like you had asked him to, you also had to be at an audition tomorrow, you needed to find work or you knew he'd try and find other works, like that thing he used to do at the club, you hated not having him at home all night.

You picked a dress but you didn't want him to see it just yet. You both spent the whole day out, it was a peaceful day but it didn't stay that way. Ofcourse it didn't. It came crashing down on you.

Your soul almost evaporated as someone ran in front of the car, you both watched a woman lying unconscious in the middle of the deserted road and you wondered if she was alive.

"Is she…oh gooddd" you mumbled under your breath so he looked at you

"Stay in here okay?" He asked you so you nodded. She had long blonde hair so it wasn't Jolene, you hated that it was your first thought. Your worries didn't cease there because as Loki rolled her over, it was someone you knew, someone you both knew very well. He picked her up hurriedly before you two could get caught by a passerby or something. After laying her down on the backseat, he quickly got in and drove towards the apartment as fast as he could.

"Ummm is that uhh--"

"Yeah and I don't trust the bitch so we are going to take her home and you're going to help me tie her up as securely as we can okay?" You looked at him all perplexed and he glared at you so you nodded.

The cops on the patrol tonight asked him about her so he lied that she was a friend that had gotten drunk out of her mind. As soon as you all reached the apartment you helped him tie her up onto a chair.

"Lokiii what are we doing..is she even alive?" you asked him nervously so he walked towards you and grabbed you by the shoulders.

"She's alive and breathing, it makes no fucking sense that she'd end up right in front of our car of all people"

"We should tell Steve "

"No not after Thor's situation, I'm already on his radar"

"But what if this brings us more trouble?" he wiped the sweat beads from his forehead as you said that. Ever since his bastard father has escaped your lives has turned into a rollercoaster that just doesn't seem to stop rolling.

You both waited for her to come back to consciousness and when she did she started to struggle against the binds almost immediately.

"Why the fuck are you here?" He asked her as he pulled up a chair right in front of her, you dragged another chair from the kitchen table, it almost looked comical as you tried to be as quiet as you could but the situation wasn't funny at all.

"Lokiii? Y/n?"

Well no memory loss it seems.

"Why the fuck You have me tied up Loki? I know you enjoyed that one time I had--" your eyes widened as she said that. He fucked her all tied up? Again you hated how your mind couldn't move past the jealousy

"Shut up.. shut the fuck up okay? Why are you here..answer me" he glared at her and she looked at you, she then gave you the sickly sweet smile that you remembered really well.

"Oh look at you now, turned yourself into Loki's pretty little girl huh?? Dreams do come true i guess"

"Sister Natasha–" Loki glared at you so you corrected yourself

"Natasha..what are you doing?"

"I don't understand, do you guys like own LA now that I can't be here?" She chuckled and Loki's teeth gritted in anger, he was so close to doing something awful

"Are you here to do his bidding again? He sent you.. didn't he?" she started laughing as he said that.

"You are still so naive loki. You know if he wanted to be here and eat her heart he'd be here, he won't need me" He stood up and all of a sudden there was a smacking sound that you heard, you looked at him shocked as he slapped her. Her lower lip split open at the force he used, your eyes teared up because you weren't expecting him to just go off like that, he never lost his control like that with you. He wasn't like that. Not with women. Not outside of consensual bedroom shenanigans.

"Ohhh I have missed that" her reaction wasn't shocking though, you knew they fucked, you just didn't know they indulged into this, though you should have guessed considering the sexual history of the cult.

"Don't make me kill you Natasha, just tell me the truth, for once in your life, tell me the truth"

He heard you sniffling so he turned his head to the side to look at you, the look on your face was enough to kill whatever shred of self esteem he still had left in him.

He walked towards you and grabbed your arm to take you to the bedroom.

"Stay here" he warned you before he turned around to leave

"This is not you loki" his eyes teared up as you said that.

"That's me sweetheart, that's the real me..still want to believe that bullshit you had made up in your head about me? This is me..the monster I keep warning you about"

You shook your head as he said that, you wanted to stop him and hold him, tell him that he wasn't a monster but he didn't give you a chance, just an hour later cops raided the house, they were tipped off. Natasha told them that he had kidnapped her, she told them that you had no involvement in all of this, you begged Steve to not believe her, you asked him to not take him away from you but he said that he was helpless. All the evidence was against him.

They wanted to take him away to lock him behind the bars, he was to be questioned later on about his motives.

And that's when you were finally able to understand why he went crazy on her, he knew her. You didn't.

You didn't know that she was as rotten as Odin. He wasn't wrong, she was there to do his bidding and she got what she needed. You without him by your side.

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[susandsnell]

The Batman/Reevesverse Scarecrow Speculation Post

So, with the hope that the Reevesverse Scarecrow spinoff still goes through (what with WB's currently tenuous position under Zaslav), here are some speculation points I've had for a while with regards to how dear Dr. Crane could fit into the Gotham universe of 2022's The Batman --

The Drops Trade: Probably the most obvious thread wherein to integrate him. As some rumours about the Penguin spinoff TV series have hinted that they'll pick up on this subplot (since we do see Oz is involved in it in the movie), and there is apparently already an epidemic in this universe's Gotham City, lacing a new strain with fear toxin would be an easy way to spread it massively through the city. This could easily tie him in with the mob characters (Oz et al), and would work well with the Se7en-esque mystery/detective story approach they're taking to Batman's character, with the inexplicable terrifying effects of this new strain of Drops leading Bats down a trail that ends with a disgraced former professor of psychology. What works against this is that it's argably too similar to the very rapidly abandoned drug dealer Scarecrow plot in The Dark Knight. But given that as with every Nolanverse Scarecrow plot point, that kind of just happened and went nowhere until Crane Barbied his way into a new job, and the fact that the series hasn't shied away from similarities/nods to TDK trilogy, there's still a solid chance for there to be a unique spin on it here.

Riddler leaks: Since this universe's Edward Nashton is big on exposing corruption and has a strong online presence, maybe he - or one of his following, acting in his name - will kickstart the start-of-darkness plot by prompting his firing from Arkham or Gotham University (if he works at either in this continuity) by leaking Dr. Crane's more unsavoury dealings and/or unethical practices and experimentation. Perhaps the Renewal Fund flowed through Gotham University and Crane siphoned from it to finance his fear toxin research? While I love the "this man fired a gun in his classroom to illustrate a point and got extremely mad that there were consequences" origin to death, I can admit this origin might be either considered either too silly or in poor taste for a grounded universe like the Reevesverse that does have at least some social commentary. Points against this route, however, are whether they intend to do much more with Edward Nashton; Paul Dano is reportedly signed on for more entries to the series, but given he had a whole movie to himself, and a prequel comic run, they might not want to saturate us on him. On the other hand, Matt Reeves has expressed an interest in building a full and robust Rogues Gallery, and the most successful visual adaptations that have done this have understood the value of the Rogues' relationships amongst themselves.

Arkham Doctor: A usual starting point for Crane, but nonetheless, we've established Arkham already in this universe, and with named and known characters staying there. There's also rumours of an Arkham Series that could bridge with the Scarecrow spinoff proper, and while Crane experimenting on the patients is rather typical, we do have some interesting opportunities -- a chance he interacts with Riddler and Joker, who are set up to be there, again laying the groundwork for a new Rogues Gallery (Poison Ivy is also confirmed to have a spinoff in the works, so she might be involved also), but moreover, an access to the records on Martha Wayne, nee Arkham, could bring him into the leverage/Wayne family drama, which would be especially fun if he still doesn't figure out Bruce's identity as Batman, he just resents the Waynes. Then again, even though Scarecrow's class struggle angle goes back to the earliest comic appearances, this ground has already been well-trodden with Edward Nashton and Selina Kyle in the first movie, so it depends on whether they want to take a new tack or expand Gotham's class disparity to be a major theme of the series.

anyway, these are just a handful of ideas - would love to hear other thoughts!

[frownyalfred]

Ooooh, now I’m interested to know what made you roll your eyes so much in the TDK trilogy ! ;)

Bale’s growl. I’m a fan of actors using a vocoder. it was just too ridiculous for me to wrap my head around

Ra’s and Talia. self explanatory I think. we really wasted a good opportunity to do their characters justice on the big screen

“Robin” just being Blake all along killed me

in that vein — how the hell did he figure out Bruce’s identity before anyone else?

the Cave just being a sad empty cavern with like, one walkway across it. Batfleck really gave me the Cave of my dreams…

the neck armor on the suits

the way Bruce’s fortune was lost via Bane. highly improbable those transactions could be made and/or the banks wouldn’t cover or stop those losses because it was literal terrorism

Rachel. She really just felt like a crammed in love interest, though I enjoyed the love triangle with Dent at times

there’s more but I don’t want to come across as a negative Nancy. I did enjoy the trilogy and I rewatch it a lot! But there are parts that definitely make me roll my eyes.

[mcondance]

mcondance 2024

* = 1k words or close, + = favs / personal best, bold = … something idk

january

1. 6 stu likes disgusting you

2. 8 twin xl. tim laflour

3. 12 human nature. richie jerimovich+

4. 15 stu has a thing for the sting of your hand+

5. 16 nite and day. fontaine*

6. 20 throat fucking w/ fontaine

7. 20 fontaine's deep strokes+

8. 20 big dick fontaine+

9. 21 backshots w/ fontaine

10. 21 hobie's skinny, but he's strong

11. 22 hush baby. william afton

12. 23 gunplay w/ fontaine

february

13. 7 stu's handsy

14. 12 dad!bf spencer shay+

march

15. 3 stu's a freak

16. 5 dorm sex w/ tim laflour

17. 7 fontaine has trick tendencies

18. 11 enraptured. spencer reid

19. 13 pretty brown eyes (quit breakin' my heart). spencer reid*

20. 15 s1 spencer's a good fuck, despite his outward appearance+

21. 16 two fingers and tongue combo w/ spencer reid

22. 19 office pussy w/ aaron hotchner and spencer reid

23. 20 degradation + dirty talk elaboration w/ spencer reid and aaron hotchner

24. 21 southern fantasy. aaron hotchner*+

25. 23 hotch wants a little peek under your skirt at the club

26. 24 hotch builds a vanity for office pussy!reader, then fucks her on it

april

27. 1 spencer kisses overbearingly deep

28. 7 luxurious. spencer reid

29. 10 blackout w/ jennifer jareau+

may

30. 12 say yes (please?). peter quill

31. 22 "till the room stinks." patrick zweig

32. 24 patrick pushes your face into his balls

33. 25 sitting on patrick zweig's face, l

34. 25 sitting on patrick zweig's face, ll

35. 25 "just the tip." patrick zweig

36. 29 bubble pop electric. spencer reid

june

37. 14 makin' love, in between the sheets. aaron hotchner

38. 19 aaron's never been the vulnerable type. but you.

39. 28 richie calls you princess when you've got a mouth full of his dick+

july

40. 2 soft kisses on some fat lips. aaron hotchner

41. 2 richie loves eating you out

42. 10 tdk!joker doesn't love you. but he fucks you like he does+

43. 12 sleepy hotch wants you to stay in bed with him+

44. 25 stu knows when you can't take it. and right now, you can

45. 29 angel of small death. billy loomis*

46. 30 sundress quickie w/ luke alvez

august

47. 8 strength kink, choking, and prone bone w/ luke alvez

48. 9 when we're makin' love. luke alvez

49. 9 in the low lamp light. luke alvez+

50. 10 the way. luke alvez

51. 10 luke's obsessed with how you take it

52. 11 miss her the most. luke alvez

53. 15 me and my valentine, we ain't got no place to go. luke alvez

54. 21 sunlight. spencer reid

55. 25 knowing better, twisted pleasure. spencer reid

56. 29 prone bone w/ luke alvez

57. 29 lovely. spencer reid*+

september

58. 1 an “i love you” that isn’t words. spencer reid*+

[nastrond-skelly]

Just finished reading the silence and the storm (at least up to the last released chapter) by @ghostinthegallery and I'm here to gush over how much I'm in love with this amazing piece of fanfic.

Massive spoilers ahead

You can either buy tdk and tiatd or do as i did and pirate them if you're as poor as i am.

Link to the piece here if you're interested in it, and i do recommend it if you're a necron enjoyer and are dissatisfied with how GW is handling the story threads they left to rot to pursue their craving for adding more books to the Imerium's catalogue.

So, how do i start? Well, before reading this i had no interest in many of the characters that appear in it: i thought of imotekh as just another character with not much outside of his martial prowess, having never read severed i did like what i knew about zandrekh and obryon but i didn't care much for either of them, anrakyr was just a unit in the necron codexes i loved for it's rules in game but not much else, and Szarekh was barely more than an afterthought in my love for the faction. But now i cannot make any of these people stop living in my head rent free.

I was already in love with the two bickering gay nerds, trazyn and orikan were already some of my favorite characters in fiction, their rightful place as kings of my fixation only shared by the likeness of Ged, Ghost Bird, Lake and Ulrich Von Bech. But, dead gods be damned, this piece of fiction made my love for them only grow. The author did not only write them perfectly in character with how they had been written beforhand, but they enhanced their interactions, their relationship and it's evolution after serenade, writing the evolution of their rivalry in such an organic and logical way. The loving hatred they feel for each other having only growing after their escapades with the arcavios mysterios, then even more as Szeras tries to take trazyn's favorite enemy from him. The pain of seeing Orikan trying to save Trazyn from the unavoidable fury of his Phareon, Trazyn trying to convince orikan to be by his side as he preoares to convince the Nobility of his damned race to think for once. The way ghost in the gallery writes how these characters crave each other, masking their desire to see their "rival" in layers of denial that would make Zandrekh look accepting of the horror of biotransference. My heart stopped when the two departed, knowing now what the real reason for trazyn's desire to "lock" orikan in his gallery is. Orikan, stubborn bitch, desperate for trazyn's presence, even offering him the security and protection of the stormlord.

Speaking of the stormlord, i adore the way he was written. He is no mindless warmonger, he owns his titles, the fear he strikes is well deserved . Imotekh has owned more and more respect from me as the story continued, his mind is sharp and his pride is earned. I thought of him as a mere soldier, much like the nobles of his race would, but he transcends his rank, he is the storm, and every title he has collected is his. This story has made me love this man beyond what i could have ever imagined. The way he speaks commands respect, the way he acts commands fear. I loved every chapter he appeared in, the more i read of him the more i agree with phillas (i Don't remember how to write her name 💀), he might actually be a better silent king than szarekh, but at the same time, he doesn't yet understand the fear his opponent feels towards the great devourer, and i hope he does start to understand as he visit the barren planet. His visions are also quite interesting, and they explain much of his character. He was always intelligent, and biotransference only made his mind able to plan with even better calculations.

Obryon and zandrekh. I don't think i have to say much, mostly because I think they aren't describable in few words. Obryon's denial, and then his acceptance of his "hunger" made me almost tear up. I don't really understand romance in the real world, i don't really understand attraction outside of the respect i can have for someone, i understand hotness and beauty, but strictly in an aesthetic sense, I don't actually feel attracted to them much. But god, I love seeing robot romance. I don't know why, but i feel more akin to it than I feel towards any work of fiction describing human love. So i got way more invested in the mad nemesor and his loyal guard than i would have ever thought, Zandrekh's desperation as he throws himself in the frontlines, in an almost suicidal act of desperation, hoping for his "old friend" to come, Obryon's desperate need to return to his lord, and then, their reunion. Beforehand i thought of Zandrekh as just "funny mad guy", but dead gods is he so much more, the way he plans the destruction of the weapon defending the mephrit city... Scarabs, gods, scarabs. I don't think i have to add much, the old bastard won my heart, his mind is such a mystery, yet one that can be understood without needing to resolve it, and i love how he is described, his madness being less of a weakness than anyone would have thought. I need to read severed and I can't wait to see how he resolves the occupation of his planet.

So, shall i talk about Szarekh? Yes i should. Am i talking like an ogdobekh because of reasons to myself mysterious? Yes i am. Should i stop? Probably. Anyway, Szarekh is a weird one of me, because i understand him, but i don't think i would support him was i a lord casting her vote at the mot. For two reasons:

1) he is letting his dog loose, giving Szeras this much freedom to act crosses so many lines, and in his desperation Szarekh is trusting the monster with too much power. As much as his reasons for it are just and his heart is in the right place when it comes to what he wants for the necron race, he is risking hurting them once again. And Imotekh makes a good point about him, he does tend to trust in things he does not understand. The c'tans, the tyranids, Szeras.

2) he needs a fucking break, god, he has balls of ceramite for how he resisted the norn queens for so long, and what he saw would have destroyed the mind of any other necron, but god he needs a fucking break. I want to hug him and give him a warm blanked and some hot chocolate, man, heavens know he needs it.

I just now realize i am giving my opinion on these characters as if i was involved myself with the events, and i think this is a testament to how engaging this fic is.

Talking about loose dogs, Szeras, you fucking bastard, i will kill you if you dare to touch my precious babies again and i hope he gets his head shoved in a pile of ork shit. He is so well written, terrifying in every scene he appears in. I said this before and i will say it again, i fucking love this character archetype. I love to hate him and i want to see him again, possibly being dunked on by literally anyone, and I'm so happy trazyn was able to make his necrodermis shiver in rage at the trial.

Speaking of trials. My beloved, the executioner herself, is the literal manifestation of badassery and nobody can make me put those words back in my mouth. I want a 4 meters tall statue of her in my room and i love how the work makes her feel like both a threat and the best ally anyone can have. Every interaction with her and any other character is pure gold and I really want to see more of her.

Anrakyr, the traveler, my dear backstabbing powerhouse of a man, he's such an interesting character, and a melancholic one at that. He is both honourable and betraying, and i fully agree with the three oraerorians, he is interesting as hell. I honestly don't have much to say about him, i love his character and I can't wait to see him and oltyx interact. I will eagerly wait for his story to continue, until then, I'll be gushing over him saving obryon for the rest of time.

And now, a lightning round because my thumbs are getting sore:

- the tyranids are written so fucking well, they are terrifying and intriguing at the same time, i don't really understand how they're able to communicate with the crons but the way they speak is in it's own way kind of terrrifying.

- necrons have sex the exact way i wish humans did, and i am envious of them. Thank you ghost for writing one of the first scenes of this kind able to make me invested in it instead of just skipping entire paragraphs.

- the whole scene with trazyn and orikan fighting szeras in the craftworld kept me on edge the whole time and i will take inspiration from it for my own projects.

I didn't talk much about the plot because i want to see how it concludes before Saying anything, but good gods i am so invested in this whole mot situation, I can't wait to see what all our beloved bois, girls and Peeps will do.

Also, i kind of want to see borrakka appear, the red marshal would be a fun addition to the roster of characters in this story, but maybe it would be a bit excessive, i dunno, i am eager to see what happens next.

Also, the melted face dude (i suck at remembering names) is a bitch and i want him dead, wait, no, i want him in szeras' lab, yeha, that's the right punishment for that bastard. God, this story made me hate him so much and i love this feeling.

Anyway, I'm loving this thing and i can't wait for the next chapter.

This is canon for me and i will fight anyone who says it is not.

I just hope it doesn't end with the status quo restored, because so many 40k stories don't change the setting much and this story is shaking the foundation of the infinite empire so much i crave to know where it will lead to.

In any case, sorry for the rambling, and i probably forgot about something, but I'm so happy i read this and I'm making an AO3 account just so i can be notified when the next chapter is released.

An amazing read for any 40k fan

I want to draw so many scenes from this fic but I can't pick one

Ok I'll stop writing

C ya

[saleintothe90s]

500. The 1984 Olympics Sports Illustrated Preview Issue (July 18, 1984) part 2

(part 1)

Aw, not Mary Decker. I briefly brought her up in a favorite commercial post when I brought up the Randy Newman/Nike "I love LA" commercial that aired during the Olympics. Um, she did not have a good Olympics.

Rhythmic Gymnastics made their debut at the 1984 Olympics. Here is a clip of winner Lori Fung with the ribbon. It always ticks me off when men say that this sport should be removed from the Olympics because they simply don't understand it. Looks like the ladies back then didn't do the towel toss in anger thingy they do today though

Ok, so this shows how uncultured I was a kid. Dorina the Italian fencer was on the cover of the handbook that was inside the magazine. I knew there was something called "foil fencing" as a kid, and I thought this was it: Dorina was making marks against a foil wall and they judged that.

So this is amazing, the previous owner wrote who medaled on every.single.event. At first I imagined the original owner watching every single event on tv, but then I realized they probably just got the results in the newspaper the following day.

aw, a long lost relative of Yusuf Dikec!

The population of Iliamma was 108 at the last Census in 2020. Google Street View has not visited Iliamma.

Woaaah you guys, Holiday Inn had Zoom back in 1984!

Ok, I don't remember what I did last week, but I remember this Culligan ad! I don't know what math problem my superfan was attempting in the corner.

Ok, this is it. This is the ~*thing*~. Lil ten year old me saw this ad and wanted these phones immediately. Mom and I went to the thrift stores on the regular back then and I was always in search of these phones. According to a post on reddit, the actual phone was $175, and the sculptures were over $100 each. [archive] On eBay, I see a lot of the actual phone with the 1984 logo on the plate, but only the discus statue on eBay right now. /edit/ I found the torch runners! Their torch broke!

(eBay seller thriftyshopper96)

Woah, this description of Kristiina Lillak's (a Finnish javelin thrower) Finnish massage is almost seggsual.

She had an amazing head of 80s hair.

Ok, when I see 1984 Olympics tapes on eBay or on Matt McCarthy's TikTok eight out of ten times its on a TDK tape! My copies I have in my chest of drawers are TDKs.

This photo always disturbed me. (Willie DeWit, Canadian boxer who won a silver medal)

Rod Stewart and Canada Dry Ginger Ale, it goes together like wood and soup.

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[montimer]

Hi!!! I don't know if requests are open but I'll try!

Tdk!Joker with a reader that loves to bite(aggressive love). Like one day the reader and Joker are hanging out, talking, anything and this one time J has his sleeves rolled up and obviously reader saw an opportunity to let their impulsive thoughts win and they randomly bite down on J's arm as the devil they are. And after that day the bites just escalate, either a nibble or a litteral mutilation.

How would Joker react and what would he think? This could have a spicy side too👀. Anyway, love your writings.🫶💕

Heyy sorry this took so long, i was unmotivated. Love this idea tho!!

Tdk!Joker x gn!reader

Reader who loves to bite

Warning the last one is a bit suggestive!

The two of you are watching a movie on the couch, just relaxing. You start to get bored and your eyes wonder to the exposed skin of his arm.

You can't hold back and slowly make your way to bite him. From the corner of his eyes, he notices you moving but once he looks there he can already feel that something just bit him. Not just something, its you.

He looks at you confused as you let go and smile like a little devil up at him.

"What's the meaning of this? Ya hungry or what?" He pointed at his hand that you just bit.

"Sorry i had to. Ur too sweet not to bite. I just love to nibble" you say still smiling

Your little smile warms his heart. You are such a weirdo, but you are his weirdo.

You look at him pleading as if you want to bite him once again.

He shakes his head and says "Fine, but be nice" he puts his finger up in a warning manner. You smile at him and nod.

"Good" he pets ur head.

After that you start to nibble on his arms more. But not just that. When you make out with him, you slowly make your way to his neck to leave hickeys on it. Nibbling and kissing it. His breath becomes shaky but he holds back his moans and lets out a 'mmm' sound instead. He doesn't know where this whole biting thing come from but he starts to like it. The more you do it the more horny he'll become. You can either make him into a mess or you can make him want to bite ya back. Either way he loves this strange affection of yours (just don't bite too hard or no biting for a week)