#I just have ideas

[princessracecar]

Here’s a bad 5+1 idea: 5 times Spock and Kirk were beamed up in the middle of a compromising situation and 1 time they got to finish the act

[teddyclara]

So if you remember this post, I suggested a possible TWST x CSM crossover, and also listed out just what would lead up to this sort of thing. Anyways, here’s just some general ideas that I have that I have no idea how they would fit into a story

Yuu treats Power the same way that they treat Grim, food as bribery and watching like a parent. This works out because Power and Grim kinda act similar, it’s just that Power’s a human meat bag.

Unsurprisingly, Power and Grim do not get along and get into physical fights very easily.

Watching Yuu deal with Power, Grim, Ace, and Deuce gives Aki the impression that they’re the serious and sane one among their group. Unfortunately for him, Yuu is sane in the sense that they’re pretty grounded, but Yuu is also a teenager and given what happens in the story, they’re kinda an enabler for the insanity that occurs in NRC, even if involuntarily.

Ace plays and cheats at poker with Public Safety, which includes Kishibe and Himeno (and Deuce because why not). He wins 4 games before Kishibe notices that there’s a card up his sleeve.

Aki (watching Ace about to get his ass kicked): Are you not going to do anything about this?

Yuu (also watching): I think it’s funny

Kobeni, as in canon, gets bullied by teenagers.

Denji and Ruggie bond on account of both being (or in Denji’s case, had been) very poor

Rook has the time of his life studying Devils and Fiends. He’s having so much fun checking them out, Public Safety have to get him to leave their Devils and the ones that they encounter alone because holy shit kid do you want to kill yourself?

Fiends are identified by the inhuman features on their heads. So Public Safety comes to the reasonable, but incorrect conclusion that the Malleus and Jack are fiends.

The tech gap of the 90s and today is actually such a funny concept to add in, especially because TWST also has on one end of the spectrum, Ignihyde and robot child Ortho, but also the Diasomnia quartet who don’t have CDs because the Briar Valley is in medieval stasis

Anyways that means you can have the interaction of Malleus trying to use a computer from the 90s

Kobeni (trying her best): So, you have to click the save button so you don’t lose your work... I-it’s the button on the top left that looks like a floppy disk

Malleus (trying his best): What’s a floppy disk?

Power and Denji get a smartphone for communication reasons, but they both break it within an hour. It’s not really their fault, they just didn’t expect smartphones to be so fragile in the first place

Actually, considering the chaos of Devil hunting in the first place, it probably wouldn’t take long for everyone to just break any phone.

Makima: So you all have experience fighting Devils?

The first-year trio (thinking about the Overblots that they had to deal with): Something like that

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

[the-coffee-fandom]

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

[loveletterworm]

It is done (enough)!

I would hype it up more but this is really really simple. It randomly generates a set of symbols, colors, and a word, and then the expected thing to do with those is you draw some sort of character based off the result you get. So it's just an art challenge toy thingy.

There are also some practical features like you can lock parts of the result in place to rerandomize the rest, or hide parts of the generation you don't care about (like if you want to pick your own colors or hate the words being there)

You can try it out over on itch.io!

It should run in browser, but there's also a downloadable version for Windows if you want to use it offline. (No mac/linux versions for now, because I don't have appropriate computers to test those on and I...don't want to deal with mac's developer accounts or whatever their problem is...)

Here's something I made from one of the results I got for the sake of example:

(It's a bit of a rushed drawing sorry I just wanted to get the actual generator out there)

I hope everyone has fun with it :]

[noodles-and-tea]

Continuation of this

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.