#I just don���t want my first time there to be ruined by these other people (aka relatives) if i only get to go that other time

[noellefan101]

Offline to Online HSR edition

Characters: Kafka, Silver Wolf, Seele, Bronya x gn! reader

Summary: your girlfriend is a streamer, a popular one at that. this is a fic about: how their chat finds out that you are dating, how they treat you off-stream and on-stream/do they treat you differently

"Warnings": Romantic relationship, modern au, streamer au, kissing, [h/c] is hair color, not proofread,

Note: this is the other one that was in the poll if you would like to read the genshin impact version it´s here. and omg i am so tired and my back hurts like CRAZY, but i luv you all.

Kafka

How chat found out: she kinda wanted to say it out loud the first day/month you started dating, but you stopped her because you didn´t want the whole world to know. and she agreed it was for the best anyways/don´t want all her simps to come at you(looking at you "cough cough")/. so she kept it a secret, still teases you about it though. and she was pretty good at hiding it, but then it had been a year or so and you moved in together, in a new house.

so obviously it was going to be harder to hide it, mainly because you lived together, but also because she was asked 24/7 to do a new house tour. she eventually did it, but without your office being in the video. it worked out well in the beginning but then people started wondering what was in the last room/your office/. you were worried about it, while she ignored it and acted like no one had asked about it. that of course didn´t help and only grew more suspicion to the last room. she eventually had enough and started asking you if she could say it, following up with her saying that her fans won´t come after you for it.

On-stream: she teases you, every time she has a chance too, and i mean EVERY time. she normally does that a lot, but not this much. she also doesn´t like when anyone else teases you. you´d say she´s possessive, but if you actually said that when she´s streaming, you would be banned from entering her office for a few months(at least).

Off-stream: she´s WAY sweeter when no one is watching, mostly because she doesn´t have that evil look in her eyes all the time. and then she´s with you so ofc she´ll behave(if you ask nicely). she would also kiss you more passionately than when she´s in front of chat/she doesn´t need chat to spread pics of you kissing all over twitter, that´s why/and she also hugs you more gently. over all she´s just softer with you but don´t tell her that.

she loves you, even more than chat loves her.

Silver Wolf

how chat found out: they didn´t really think that you were dating at first, but just some affectionate roommates. maybe it was because they didn´t think that she would be dating anybody/or maybe you looked too good to be dating silver wolf hehe/. but either way, you ARE dating, you just thought her chat knew already. but when you found out they didn´t/because they called you her roomie, not her partner/you tried to show more affection.

so when you were home while she was streaming you made some food for her. walked in and gave her the food, after you just left a little kiss on her cheek. leaving the chat stunned, she just started eating her food, acting like nothing happened. she asked if anything was wrong and they flipped out even more, like wtf they just kissed you. she didn´t think it was that big of a deal and tried to move on. but they wanted answers, she didn´t care ofc, and didn´t answer any of their questions. after she was done eating and she just continued the stream like normal. you on the other hand was a little worried that she got upset, because you just kissed her on the cheek, and in front of all her viewers. she eventually revealed to chat that you were dating, and they should shut up abt it. only because she didn´t want you to worry.

On-stream: she doesn´t really care if you´re there or not, but id happier with you there. she shows affection, but not much. the reason: she doesn´t want to ruin her reputation.

Off-stream: when she´s not streaming or in a call you play with her instead. she loves when you play with her, wanting to share her interest with you. she does this while hugging you/maybe from behind/and kisses you to distract you.

she loves games, but loves you even more.

Seele

How chat found out: they properly noticed the person walking around in the background all the time/since her streaming setup is in the living room/and they didn´t know who it was other than a person with [h/c] colored hair. they tried to ask about it, but Seele didn´t pay them any mind and moved on. she kinda thought they were joking and already knew who you were/but there kinda clueless and thinks she kidnapped someone/but ofc you´re just her partner and she didn´t force you to live with her. actually, it was your idea to live with her. so they should quit thinking that.

but anyway, she was streaming(like usual)and she was in a call with some friends/like Sampo, Bronya, Natasha, etc/and she kinda got into an argument with one of them/Sampo/. because he wasn´t playing well enough and it turned into a thing of them dissing each other. the others wanted to stop them, but they didn´t in fear of getting into it as well, so they kinda just listened in on it. she then revealed one of his secrets, witch lead to him saying that you and Seele were dating, and not just roomies. she then got confused, and asked f they didn´t know/bc she really fricking thought they did, oh well/the chat went wild. and when she found out they were clueless the whole time, she just laughed her ass off.

On-stream: she doesn´t have you around that much/other than in the background/but when you are there beside her, she has most of her attention fixated on you. she likes kissing, hugging and sitting with you, even if in front of everyone. and she doesn´t get embarrassed about it.

Off-stream: if possible she´s even more affectionate, the only reason is because she doesn´t want you to be embarrassed. but if you gave her permission, she would be all over you at all times, at parties, events, on stream, in front of friends and family... you get it.

she loves you a lot, even when you´re not around.

Bronya

How chat found out: she streams a lot, like a ton. so of course you´d either get home while she´s streaming or just be home in general. she´s very busy so you don´t say anything other than "i´m home", when you check on her after being out. or other times it´s you delivering food to her. in general chat mainly thinks that your just some friends living together, but thats only because they don´t know that you´re dating, and you don´t plan on revealing it right now. maybe because you either were busy, didn´t want to or you were scared of her viewers reaction/but she does comfort you, and tell you that they will accept it/.

the way they knew you were dating, was mainly because of you two being stupid. she was on a little break/since she had been streaming the last 5-6 hours, with only 3-4 breaks(send help)/and you walked into her room giving her a snack and kissed her on the cheek. that would have been okay normally, but this time she forgot to turn off the mic. leaving you to realize that after you looked at the chat, because it was going wild. you both then got embarrassed and she turned the stream off. she was supposed to stream for a few more hours but ditched the idea. and in the next week or so she now had to introduce you, when you were fully ready of course.

On-stream: she doesn´t show that much affection, since she gets easily embarrassed and looks almost identical to a tomato. but sometimes she will do cooking streams with you, and try to show off a little/that would be even cuter if you were a baker or cook, just saying(totally not trying to say anything)/but it doesn´t end that well.

Off-stream: she loves to hug, kiss and cuddle you. she feels so much more confident when you´re the only one watching, so she tries to show that she loves you as much as she can. she also feels safer when its only you and her.

she loves her job, but not as much as she loves you.

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[ilovereadingandstuff]

ASKFJSDKG AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

IZUKU WENT TO VISIT SPINNER!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT MAN!?!??!

a new villian?!?! the one we saw at end of chapter 425?!?!?

WHAT IS GOING ON!??!

THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING JOKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE, IZUKU, HAHHA

ALSO, DAMN, SPINNER GOING FERAL BY JUST THE HEARING OF HIS MAN'S DEATH

SIDJGLSDFJ IZUKU!!! BABE!!! ACCOMPLISHING HIS PROMISES!! ASIJLSDKG

I GONNA CRY!!!

also...Shiggy being gay af by just mentioning him and not the others, as Spinner humself is taking notice here.

LKSJDGDFG SPINNER!!! OUR BABY!!!

AND IZUKU!! YOUR EYE BAGS!!!! you're not okay, babe, you. are. not. okay.

holy shit, Izuku is such a mood by just staring in place with such a titanic man in front of him....guess he's used to it by now.

AKSJDKSDJFLKGSDKFLDSFG

IZUKUUUUU SDJFGLDFGDFKDFG

[[Bro, the names are getting me SO MUCH CONFUSED!!! WHO THE FUCK IS NOW "Danzabuou"?!?!?!]]]

LOL player until the end

OH my...wha-??!?! so they're talking about Shiggy being 'villian's hero' and all that?!?!

and who in hell is that man saying 'beasts'???

gay awakening? haha

but, letting the jokes aside...wow, the memories~~~, realizing he can't just stay still being witness of the abuse and shit for his people??!?!?!

i don´t understand anything bro

Izuku the next wattpad creator, stay tunned.

YOICHI?!?!?!

Izu, please, don NOT recreate what Yoichi and AFO did when little and re-writte that horrible story please.

IZUKU SAID IT

HE WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT TOMURA MY MAN

THEY'RE INTERTWINED FOR EVER!!!

WHO IS THE WORLD IS THE OCTOPUS!?!?!?!

YO MY FELLOW FRIENDS!!!

KAI CHISAKI IS HERE!!!!

And you wanted to see this asshole one more time!??! do something betterr with your precious time darling, this guy ain't worth it.

the images end here, but the chapter still goes on by a little longer.

i'mma wait for the official release.

THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T FORCE ERI TO RELIVE THAT TRAUMA!!

so cute, and yeah, sorry kai, but you acted as the biggest asshole with her

and HOLY CRAP, the boss was Eri's grandpa, wow (this was said before?? i don´t remember, so that's why i´m so surprise))

omg, Izuku and All Might will have less time together.alsjlgf hope that doesn't ruin their re-etablished father-son relationship, haha

also Bakugo insulting those new girlies from the first years, haha, he's so gay he's being open about it, haha

[littlelightbolt]

TF ONE:

That one cave scene after they see the betrayal first hand has me thinking.

Did Alpha trion just have bad judgement?????

Alpha trion ngl is a little double standard here tho I think in the movie. He truly was the key factor in how events unfolded.

Like his brothers and sister were murdered AND their planet is NOW under slavery as he seen from the gang's appearance so understandably he wants to kill sentinel.

That's why he was silent when Megs was all I WANNA KILL HIM.

He willingly chose to give megs a t-cog giving them all access to WEAPONS to achieve their perceived goal.

Even if they themselves didn't know their potential at the time.

Was that intentional by Alpha?????? I think yess totally. Who's best interest was prioritised tho.

In the beginning, Megs was alpha T's champion. Was this a reluctant decision I dk.

By the end of movie, Meg's DOES kill sentinel. He's achieved Alpha's objective.

But Orion accidentally being collateral gets him in the good graces of Alpha trion???? - becomes prime. If my train of thought is somewhat true, Like Alpha wanted to kill sentinel too, what do you meannn show mercy and you get prize. I can see why Megs would be pissed.

Did Megs feel he was fooled by Alpha?? Being fooled into loosing his best friend. Mabye that why he Soo angry?? Orion fr was too passive.

I wished his dialogue would have been more challenging to D-16's. That would have been great dialogue mabye, we would be able to see the push and pull CLEARLY between them. Their inner turmoils, their inner thoughts - What the stunned silence can't show us. does show how they feel but for the audience we don't benefit much other then seeing this as an OH shit Moment.

At the end of things, Alpha is winning out. Alpha is getting his main goal achieved, getting the trash out (sentinel) so his people can deal with the Quints (the bigger problem) instead.

What I'm trying to ask is How MUCH did Alpha know about the events of past and future in this universe. - as a prime he has powers but to what extent. Did he have his covenant???

Now Orion is his champion going into the future.

This brings into question their planetary war-like culture.

Alpha is no stranger to death and violence. As, it is already implied that the primes of old were battle trained. Their main way of dealing with things is through conflict. They are at war with the Quints.

Alpha saw them as a means to the end, it's just unfortunate that they will eventually bring the planet that alpha entrusted to them to ruins.

With the first gen of TFs being like that, does that mean that all other TFs that emerge from vector sigma or however their sparks are ignited later were made to have battle protocols inbedded to their programming????

Cause my one gripe with the movie is kinda they blurred the lines of violence.

I was like wth they suddenly have black belts in combat??????? SINCE when did they learn???

Self defense, okay... But still a weak answer.

Bee and elita have literally killed/ SHOT mech's DEAD. Orion has bashed the heads in of multiple officers or high guard. And yet he was like noooooo don't kill sentinel.

Guess hindsight really is a bitch to people huh, he made his stance too late. Beautifully TRAGIC.

It just seemed very shallow. Like killing lowly henchmen is OKaY but now it comes to a figurehead and be like NOoOOOOO don kill.

I don think Orion had a chance to clearly understand or see what Sentinel had physically done to Megs. (That permanent scar)

When I watched to movie, I was sooo confused honestly about the whiplash turnaround between them.

But now, I think I have a better understanding of Megs fr fr. OP being the dreamer just sadly couldn't dream for the both of them.😢😢

[slashingdisneypasta]

I know I've sent you enough asks about Poppy and Kingston... But now I've been thinking about their trip to Australia and now I HAVE to send you my thoughts on them in the Outback XD

Of course as usual, you don't have to answer right away, and whether these are true on Kingstons end is up to you ^^ and if you have any thoughts on this, I'd love to hear them!!!

First things first. The language/slang barrier. Can you inagine??? XD I did not confirm if your guys language was still the same around the 40's, but still!!! Like-

Kingston: *sees Poppy packing shoes that probably aren't the best for the Australian environment* Yeah, we're gonna get you some thongs, love.

Poppy: ... Honey, we're going to meet your parents??

I know that by then they've more than likely cleared some things up about their languages, but still, this was too hilarious for me not to include XD besides, hearing your boyfriend talk about bringing thongs to his parents' house would factory reset any American I bet XD

Poppy just- not at all being prepared for the Bush XD but also loving it!! She's not used to not having the sounds of the bustling yet dangerous city outside her window at night, but she definitely appreciates the lack of it. Having neighbors being literal yards apart and not having to worry about walking too loudly for people below you, etc. Of course Poppy still minds her manners, but it's very jarring and relieving for her out here ^^

Of course, Poppy on the farm. If Kingston was raised here, he can introduce Pops to the animals!!! And just in general, assure her woth the Australian wildlife... But also giving her a heart attack when he just calmly picks up a snake that snuck in their room that night, or wave a dismissal hand at a dingo XD (omg imagine if Kingston Kangaroo got into a fight with a human kangaroo!!! I wanna see that. And I want Poppy to see that and be very surprised what real-life kangaroos are like XDD)

Again, Poppy going through a culture shock with Australia. Idk if people in general in Australia don't care about filtering their words like Kingston, but if they do, ho boy Pops is in for a treat XD

Ok, time for your regularly scheduled angst. Poppy would be trying so hard to impress Kingstons parents. She's upping her etiquette to the max and is going to be stressing out about how Kings parents will perceive her :( though something tells me that Mr. And Mrs. Kingston will be quick to assure her ^^

All in all, it's a very surprising culture shock for her, but she loves it all the same and would love to move somewhere outside of the city with Kingston someday ^^

No. Never enough Poppy and Kingston XD

First off, coming from an Aussie, I can genuinly say that the thongs thing will never not be funny XDD Yes, I'm sure, hearing that would be a surprise for her 😅😄 And Kingston would know e x a c t l y what he's doing, cuz we are perfectly aware of American slang and non-slang XD He would just say it, smooth-faced, and move on. Rena will perpetuate the horror, too. So Ryan will have to let her in on the secret (whils King's whining that Ryan ruined his fun XD ). But eh 🤷‍♀️ There are other fun Aus Things to tease her with 😏

~

Poppy: OH, it's SANDALS! Oh my- thank goodness. Kingston how dare you do that to me!!

Kingston: Awww, Ry, you had to ruin the fun?

Ryan: I'm just being a friend. What she's really gotta worry about is the drop bears, anyway 😏

Poppy: Drop- Drop bears??

Rena: 😏 Mhm, scourge of Aus, those fucken drop bears.

Kingston: 😏😏😯 OOOOOOooooo you're right. When you're right, you're right, Ry. Don't worry Pops, I won't let those viscious cunts get you.

Poppy: W h a t???

~

Ahhhhh! Imagine bonfires with Poppy and Kingston's family!! XD They're out in the middle of nowhere so as long as weather permits, they can set up a nice fire and roast marshmallows, and look for the southern cross and orion, and listen to kookaburras!! God I'm suddenly so jealous XDD

Omg, Kingston introducing Poppy to the animals 💛💛💛 And don't forget- Kingston introducing Poppy to Aussie snacks!! Vegemite, Tim Tam's, Milo, twisties, anzac bickies, fairybread, lamingtons, pav, shapes, etc. Obviously some of these are more modern but hey, if they're toons they're immortal! Kingston showing Poppy how to Tim Tam Slam! ^^ (she will never be the same. Girl will be importing Tim Tam's to the US in order to tim slam them- )

Haha, as for how the regular person talks... yeah I guess their could a culture shock there 😄 It's not that fuck and cunt are every second word or anything but we're definitely not as sensitive about them as I think the US probably is (or at least older generations?). Cunt is for sure used as a term of endearment, especially if you're mixing with bogans XD I'm sure by that point Poppy will be used to that though from Kingston! XDD He's the most g e n u i n e aussie bloke XD Friendly, but loud and a little kinda scary.

Awwww, King's parents will l o v e Poppy!!! I'm basing them off of any and all of my aussie friends parents, so they're friendly and sweet and inclusive ^^ When Poppy arrives they just want her to r e l a x. 'We're not here to scare you sweetheart, our home is your home ^^ Now we were thinkin of frying up some fish for dinner, what do you think? We'll have whatever you want ^^'.

[madmachaca]

I got this in my inbox, and I think is a worth seeing argument:

It is about a previous post I made about Doflamingo and since it seems it´s causing some confusion, I want to add something (I´m gonna write my answer first, because it´s less confusing that way, and then let y´all read the collaboration I got after the Readmore section. IF WHOEVER SENT IT TO ME DOESN'T WANT IT HERE, TELL ME IN AN ASK AND I WILL DELETE THAT PART)

(*I wanna mention that this I am writing now is not an answer to the person who sent it to me, but something I wanted to add. I appreciated getting that perspective sent, and to that person, I'm gonna say, "Thank you." it was a good read)

As I mentioned in a reblog (which was in spanish) I may have explain myself badly, when I said they went through the same, I meant their shared experinces. Or maybe, I oversimplificted things. Yes, I do acknowledge the two Donquixote brothers grew up in different envioremnts, I am not ignoring how badly Doflamingo was affected, but the point of my original post (and here is where I think it´s the first miscommunication problem) was that I like how the show doesn´t justify him with his past. I like when villians are let to be so. Doflamingo is a twisted man with antisocial behaivor and that (in a work of fiction) it´s entrataining. I don´t want him to be justified, but I like him being explained. understood and justified is not the same thing, I should mention. Explaining a character gives it dept, but explanation is not always done so the audience can empathize, sometimes, it just does that explains.

The other thing is a matter of personal taste. I like doflamingo because I like entrataining villians, but I don´t empathize with him and I still cheered everythime the strawhats ruinned his plans.

Now the other issue with my orignal post, and form here on I will put the topic of the brothers aside and talk in general terms, also I will change the size of the font to indicate a mood switch because this may be controversial: 

The decision to become kind does not depend on your past. It depends on you. 

I stand by this.

BUT,before you all say anything,

 No

I DO NOT THINK is as simple as “ah, get over it and be better to others!” I know it´s way more complicated, and I said it: it requires a lot of will. not to mention it´s painful, but it´s possible with help.

(Reminder that I am not talking about the Donquixote brothers here anymore, but genreall (and I will use you solely for the sake of simplicity):

Your hard past is not your fault. ok? if you suffered, what happened to you it´s not your fault. I wanna make that clear. 

 yet, there comes a moment when it becomes your responsability... by this I mean that using you past as a justification to hurt others is on you.

 and I get not everybody get´s the chance to change. Not everybody will be helped, but know that if somebody is willing to help you, most of the work would be not in them,, but in you. 

I am well aware there are real life examples of people that were never helped and that is, with no sense of irony, tragic and sad.

Sorry for that oversimplied rant there, I just wanted to make myself clear. 

Now, from here on, is what I got in my inbox (read it if you will, I genually think is a point of viewworth of considering)

AGAIN, THIS ANSWER IS NOT DIRECTED TO THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS, BUT A CLARYFICATION OF WHAT i SAID AND A THOUGHT I HAD. 

I am just sharing because it´s a point to consider. as the person who sent it said “it´s more complicated that that” 

Thank you for keeping up with the mess of ideas and thoughts that is more brain, and now, this time for real, it´s the post I got sent:

Idk I think it’s more complicated than that. Those kids very much did not go through the same thing or have access to the same resources and that very much does impact their choices. Just the minor differences of one being the older protector to the younger drastically changes how they would experience and move through the world. Two years is a lot at that age and one was more aware more indoctrinated and needed more help and education to fix this.

With the story showing after they parted as children only Rosi received in any meaningful way while Doffy not only didn’t get any of that support but got negative enabling. If anything Law who was stated to be just like Doflamingo as a child shows that really more than being stopped or controlled the child needed to be rescued.

Sure now the character needs to be stopped but still it should be noted the first attempt didn’t work and ended with a death and the second one hasn’t really fixed any of the problems that created the situation nor corrected the man in question as another prison break could unleash him again. Doffy had issues but his brother was completely wrong in believing he was born evil and was never afraid or cried. We see evidence all throughout the flashbacks and present day that was never the real problem with the kid.

Rather it was the negative lessons he internalized that were promoted throughout his life by the people around him and that he later promoted and spread. For example Doffy wasnt born believing owning slaves was good he learned that from other adults and his parents never corrected this before they moved. So as a child he isn’t broken or twisted he is repeating the values taught to him and engaging in behavior he would have previously been praised for.

His negative reaction to the change is actually a common childhood reaction to drastic shifts in their environments and 180s in how they have previously been raised. You see these reactions all the time in real world deprogramming initiatives and kids from those do go on to change and live better lives. Doffy isn’t a god or monster he’s a normal human being. His actions are his own and have consequences that he must live with but they are also shaped by his environment. Not 100% one or the other but a toxic mixture of both.

[chaosenigma]

okay so as the child of a vet i am going to add to this post. (in a positive way. very anti-military here. first paragraph doesn´t seem like it but military big no no to me)

my dad served in the air force for almost a decade. he never got shipped out, and stayed in the us for his entire time. when my mom got pregnant with me, he resigned and came home. he says that joining the military was the best thing that ever happened to him.

it was the worst thing that happened to me. even though he was resigned when i was born, and he has never been active-duty in my life, it made my life awful.

the military is strict, as we all know. and he took the strictness, the cleanliness, and the order that he learned in basic training, and applied it to our life at home. specifically how we cleaned the house. if i didn´t sweep the correct way, he would dump the dirt out of the pan and make me sweep again. íf we didn´t clean our rooms well enough, (¨well enough¨ means all surfaces dusted, vacuumed, floor cleared, bed made, closet and drawers organized, window screens vacuumed, windows clean) he would yell at us and throw away toys/other stuff. there are million other examples of what he did, but this post would be way to long.

my dad threatened to send me away to military boarding school, told me that joining the military is the best path in life, and actively encourages me to enroll. all that talk of how ¨great¨ the military is actually made me think that way. in middle school, the recruiters came to my school. i told them i wasn´t 18 but i was interested in joining. i was 12. i wrote my email and phone number down, and they told me they would contact me when i turned 18. i regret the decision now, and i didn´t join.

my point is, that if you join the military, and plan on having children or already have them, that you risk ruining that child´s life. even if you are not active while they are alive, even if you never leave the country. it will affect your entire family. so if you care about your future family, don´t fucking do it. ¨It´ll pay for my college!¨ they don´t pay for the whole thing. they pay a percentage, depending on how long you serve. so you can´t do just your minimum four years and get free college. not how it works.

¨I want to help people¨ the military doesn´t fucking help people. they kill people, mostly innocent civilians. join peacecorp or americorp, or be a firefighter, doctor, paramedic. those are organizations that actually help people.

don´t fucking do it. don´t ruin more children´s lives. please.

[thewolfcatcher]

Stop poking me. I don´t need more harassment.

You don´t know me. You think I can be chased and persecuted. I’m honest and I tell the truth to the face. What I only want is peace to become one family with the man I love. I am a Christian and to be committed is in my DNA. If I pledged my word to a man, I will not take it back. God is my guarantor.

You know the number of tragedies that fell upon me over the past twelve years. Please respect my pain. Please have mercy of me. I do not want any more tragedies to happen in my life.

You do not understand that your harassment is accumulating with the past ones that brought me here. I may be strong fighting this war, but this excessive harassment has been damaging my inner core for the past fifteen years.

You know my story. Because of harassment I lost both my arms and became invalid for playing the cello, the biggest dream of my life. What I politically achieved, G_d gave me, and I thank Him, but I would rather be playing the cello in a humble European orchestra if I could choose, other than being a political figure.

My day-to-day is very difficult. You may be living in freedom in first world countries and in mansions, but I have been the past twelve years in something like house arrest, without basic items, sometimes even without food. Worst of it all, I have been deprived of my family all these years, since they are my principal enemy. Thus, forming a new family in love is of very, very importance to me since I have no family at all.

   If I have issues about my appearance, it is my problem. If I feel I am not beautiful enough for all this trouble (on contrary, I thank G_d every day for having a bit of peace in my life because of that) this is nothing concerning to you, nor my art works or writings about this. It is my pain being as vain as Frida Kahlo, without any makeup at all for ten years, having instead negative beauty gifts like spiritually ruined hair. I paint about my own pain. It’s my pain being through all this in public like Patsy in 12 Years as a slave, a slave under all kinds of torture and without the most basic items.

Please have mercy of me. I just want to fight my war alongside you.

Sometimes the whole world seems to me as a huge Facebook account. I ELIMINATED my Facebook to be free, in order to have a bit of peace in this earth. And then I must endure the poking of celebrities or even politicians (!), over the Internet and the news, as if I were feeding the hopes of them all. Mostly this just comes to me as something out of nowhere, people I would never look at to, as a series of negative surprises when I need to navigate and understand the world in order to fight.

Stop poking me. I am not answering. I did not feed your feelings.

This is happening not only to you, but to others. This is not my fault. Please forgive me.

I am writing this out of respect for you. I do not want to cause pain to anyone. I know what pain is. I have been living in pain for most of my life.

I understand that after more than 10 years of Cultural production about my story I now belong to the collective unconscious. I understand I am from warm countries, and I am naturally more kind than most people in european countries, sometimes breaking no-verbal European etiquette without noticing. I understand I make jokes all the time, and this seems I am provoking, but I am not. Laughing is analgesic for me, I am always under torture, many times in terrible physical pain. Mostly I am just thinking furiously how to make my war, attacking many fronts at once, giving people projects of work and war resistance.

If I seem too close to you when I am designing your projects, this is only an illusion. I try not to think too much about this otherwise I would freeze and stop working for you and for our war.

I do not want to stop helping you or stop thinking about your many projects. I AM ONLY WORKING. Most of time I need to endure harassment I did not cause, only to keep making projects to the people in question, so important it is for my war.

I understand also that I am a normal person, but on the spotlight of male celebrities. On this sphere of stars it is hard to keep a marriage. It always seems to you there is always someone better. This is a lie. I am a huge critic of celebrity vanity and celebrity ideal life. I think the happiness the celebrity world offers are only illusion. The true happiness is to have G_d, to be honest, and to have a Christian structured family. I am praying constantly for that.

Well, I am made of flesh and obviously a bit vain and I may be tempted in the presence of attractive man. But it will only be temptation for me, as it was before. I endured all temptation to this day and I will keep enduring, otherwise I would fall of the chair G_d put me on. On the first betray of my part, on the man I love, the public will turn against me, I will lose my position, and worst, I will lose my G_d. Because I would need first to betray G_d.  Then my church would expel me forever. Christian Congregation of Brazill excludes - for life - those who commit sexual sin of any kind.

I’ve been tempted presencially by attractive man before. I resisted in holiness, but my arms didn’t.

I am before Joseph to whom the same happened. (Hello, Joseph san). He was sold by his own brothers (check), became a slave (check) and out of holiness, for resisting harassment, went to prison (check). Next he became prime-minister and all the royal princesses of Egypt harassed them to exhaustion without thinking about all the pain he had to endure alone (check). Well, this didn’t happen to him, but it’s my story.

Please have mercy of me.

I want to keep being respected by my brethren, and by holy people in this earth, those that are servants of Jesus. I am also responsible for your souls to whom I preached. I pray for you every day, I ask G_d to release you from any emotional pain caused by me, I pray for your weddings and wives, for you to be happy and to form a happy structured family.

All marriages go wrong. They only stand on their feet because of G_d and miracles (see the aparated module I wrote: “All marriages go wrong”) . This is true for every human in this planet, celebrity or not. About my opinion on the illusion of the lives of stars, read “The fake jewellery and the true jewellery.”

I am totally committed to the gypsy family I belong to now. I will never betray my G_d, my man and the gypsy community I am part of now. I am completely involved with his family. If something happens differently, it will be only another tragedy in my life. I don’t want that to happen. I will fight to the last of my strength to be happy and to be holy, to cancel all the curses that fell upon me and my gypsy man. He set a curse upon himself and now is in his werewolf form. As a gypsy bride, I won’t leave him because he is crazy. He got crazy because of me. What is an improvement, if I compare to those who killed themselves or died.

I want to keep thinking about our mutual work other than stopping all thinking because of your harassment. It may be honest feelings for you but for me is just more harassment. I am traumatized by this. Please understand me.

I am having successions of nightmares about being harassed by you. I am being tortured with extra pain because of it. Please remember this.

I want to come here in Tumblr and post whatever I want without thinking “oh, I can’t post this, I will poke this someone; Or, “I can’t post that, I will poke the other.

I want to share here your videos, your writings and your music, because they are important for my war.

I want not to care about anything else, other than fighting furiously.

I am a combative person. I fight for my virtue as in Proverbs 11: 16 (A mulher aprazível guarda a honra, como os violentos guardam as riquezas.) [I think this verse is not properly translated in English versions of the Internet, which is suspect].

Source: https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/Portuguese/Prov%C3%A9rbios/11/16

I AM POKING NO ONE.

[naalamuse]

This is about youu, chunke!

I have talked about you to few people a million times that they doesnt want to hear your name from my mouth anymore. You are the indirect situationship i had that i cant stop thinking about. but this post is the end to it. all this time i have never been fully honest but this tine, its gonna be real.

okay, you met me at a vulnerable point of time. i was in a relationship maly into that person. i even planed a life with him, wanted to settle down and even arrived at a date 2031 to get married with him. the number of kids everything. I loved him, and i dont hsve any grudges now.

But, in college i was unhappy. i always ran to my bf in phone(i had a b set in first year) and talked to him. i was scared of everybody. I had severe issues ands i judged me a lot. i did notice you and i liked you for some reason. like i knew i would like to be friends with you.

Mybe it was becuase you were friendly with everyone and i wanted to be like that. but i was so scared and when you did approach me(just like others) i ran away, or i ignored. later on you told me that i looked like i had no interest. the truth was that i was so interested that i knew i would ruin it or people will see through me, or already is seeing my weaknesses.

then we started talking. how? yh you talked to me at my weakest times. what happened was that i was so sad and i was scared of people that i was crying that day, and you understood. so yopu asked ...i guess.

I was pretty surprised. i still remember the haopiness. becayse someone noticed and that someone was alrady liked by me.

and we started tal;kinhg.

we started talking so much that we even talkede about deep stuff. i talked about my sexual stuffs, and you were too re assuring. ytpu said i was your bestfriend and thats the reason why you are telling all that. i was also happy to hear that. i loved you a lot but not like in a relationship way because at that time also i was in a relationship i was talking about yopu to him. he was happy too. that's another story.anywqays we became close. i trusted you.

the things we talked include stuff that normal people done really share. or atleast i wouldnt have. thats why i was so attached with you.then all of a sudden, some stuffs changed.

i hink i fely bad when you asked me for friends with benefits in t or d game. i then tried to make it nrmal but it never bvecame. so it was weird.

but it really hurt me. i was scared and i even asked you later on and ypu said you didnt tell anyone but maybe am hallucinating bvut sometimes i feel like evryone knopws./ i am scared of that?

but am rembvvboning all that scary parts for now. and ever. even if the world knows about things , the intimate stuff, its not the worst thing ever. its not okay but i can deal with t. i dont want to be ashamnerd of my self. sex isnt npothing to be ashamed of and sicussing it with a best friewnd who i thought so is ok. noww what?after that i did trell that all out to others when i got druk. that was sick of me. i shouldnt have done that. adu vendarnu.,

i dont want to keep grudges too.i became obsessed wiht him, thought about a lot an ffinally fell for him. i fell for him becuase he left me and made e feel s[epacial and nothing at the same time. it all happened oin 2021 and here i am in 2023 stiull thinking about him.

okay, this is an open letter to you. i realy liked you. i wanted you to be there i m,y life. i liked you i really mean it. i had grudge too, a bit. but i liked you thats the truth. but i am letting you go, because i liked you because iogf my own trauma and theres nothing about you that i actually want. i don not like you, i just like the idea. i didnt want to progress in my life becauyse i wasnt ready so i took you asnd putr ypu asxz my love or something. nbnow its gone becuaeeam not stupid anymore. no more all that. i have a life so i doint have time for this anymore.

i am not gonna say this to anyone, that i wrote here and all, because no one needs to now. only myself.

my bigger regret is telling people about it, it was a mistake and to rectify it, i need to stop all this.

you are not in my mind anymore. i am so happy tpo finaaly allopwing myself to breath and toi stop in this day dream. once i stop day dreaming about you, i can start living my life.

i am following you on instagram, lets see. am donme with you ansd fpfgr that i can allow myelf that.

ok i followed you, you are having a public ac.

i am finally ready to live my life without neing revolved around by you.

[brujaluas]

LETTER FROM YOUR SOULMATE - TAROT READING

Disclaimer: Don't blame me for maybe not listening to something you'd like to hear, I just say what the cards show me, english is not my first language so there may be spelling mistakes, I'm sorry

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE MONET

Pile 1

"I come from far, far away, maybe you think I'll never get come at you, but I will. I'll rush things to get to you, I'm very suspicious so please don't take it personal. I'm going to give you some important news, I dream so much about our meeting, I feel deluded, some people are watching our relationship, I don't like it. You are walking your path alone, but soon, we will be making this path together. don´t think i"m fool, please, i can be shy with my personality."

Pile 2

"I feel tied down, trapped, I want to go to a faraway place as soon as possible. I dream of what we're going to be, together we're going to make decisions, that can better for our relationship, but I hope it's something that needs to be told, I've got a lot to tell you, I wanted get rid through these ruins soon, I wanted to get through through these ruins with you, you supporting me. My path will light up when I find you."

Pile 3

"The sun will witness our love, I will give you the key to my heart, I will be your anchor, you can go everywhere but I will be here waiting for you, I don't know when we will meet, we have a world of options , I'm in a big coming and going in my life, an instability, but I promise that when we meet I'll be like a tree and a root for you, I'm not going anywhere but we will be free, I'll be resilient for your love, I've lived a lot , I want to rest, I want stability in our relationship, we will be free but at the same time trapped in one another"

Love, I love you

Everything is gonna be okay

Let's navigate until we reach each other. I love you.

i had finished the pile 1 and 2 but everything disappeared and i have to do everything again. so your feedback is important, if you want to send a question or something, feel free for doing that, sweet. aMO-TE.

[leader-of-grandys]

I know I`m not in tags but I want to participate soooooooooooooooooo

Are you named after anyone?

In real life........... I`m not I guess? My parents just thought it sounds cool lol. But there on social media..... Well, it is a funny combination of a nickname that was given to me as a joke, smth like "U like to draw old people (especially your version of Erik) so you are a LEADER of grannys and granddads, YOU are an old person". And the fact that in my language the word "grandpa" sounds similar to "dead" in English so me and my fav character are not just dead inside but also old inside, kinda like that.

When was the last time you cried?

Just a few days earlier in front of my psychologist for more that a hour because my current studying in uni is literally and unironically killing me and my mental health 😍😍😍😍😍

Do you have any kids?

MY CHARACTERS ARE MY MOST PRECIOUS KIDS AND I WILL FIGHT FOR THEM But speaking of real, living human kids, I hate even thinking about having one. I have constant meltdowns and outbreaks of aggression when small kids (under the age of 5-6) are around. They make noise, they can break my things, they are stupid, and they STINK and thats why I hate them. Also the whole labour process??????? That can literally kill you and I don`t want to let my body ruined, it is already holding for dear life.

What sports do you play/have you played?

None. We had basketball lessons in our school but I`ve always failed miserably because I understood NOTHING and were constantly in a tilt.

Do you use sarcasm?

Sometimes. Depends on the situation.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

I don't know. Probably if it is worth and safe to speak with them at all. Then their clothes and mannerisms.

What's your eye colour?

I don't know?????? They are different each time depending on the lighting but I will say that they are grayish blue for simplicity.

Scary movies or happy endings?

I don't like horror movies because I'm too sensitive and I can't sleep afterwards. That's probably why I`ll choose a happy ending. Although often I watch films with a rather tragic plot just to be able to cry well.

Any talents?

Idk. I can't say that I'm talented at anything although people often say the opposite. But I'll probably say that I've always loved to draw, and I have a pretty good ear which helped me to learn music.

Where were you born?

Nuh-uh, not today. But it`s not the best country to live right now, just believe me.

What are your hobbies?

Collecting monster high g1 dolls and other merch, drawing and learning history .

Do you have any pets?

No :(

How tall are you?

Smol

Favourite subject in school?

History. I had a WONDERFUL teacher, she was and is one of the coolest women in my life.

Dream job?

Ideally none, but money doesn't fall from the sky (but I would like to), so freelance. I want to take commissions, develop my universe and sell merch. Working outside of my home somewhere in the office is a real hell for me, I constantly cry in the toilet because of meltdowns and I hate literally every second of my existence outside my cozy room. Unfortunately, ordinary "normal" jobs are not adapted for people with autism :(

SORRY IM LATE TY FOR THE TAGS @lady-merian and @tsfennec!!

Are you named after anyone?:

my second name is from my late grandma!

When was the last time you cried?:

Two nights ago?

Do you have any kids?:

Nope! Haven't even had a romantic relationship yet LMAO

What sports do you play/have you played?:

honestly none LOL, my parents didn't really let me play sports because I have a heart condition. But I sometimes shoot hoops with my siblings, and I bike

Do you use sarcasm?:

Yeah, but honestly not as much as I'd like LOL. I tend to be more sarcastic when I'm annoyed tho

What is the first thing you notice about people?:

Their vibes?? I don't know how to explain it LOL, but like just the vibes they give off and whether I think we'd get along or not LOL

What's your eye color?:

Really dark brown! You need to see it in sunlight to really see how it looks though

Scary movies or happy endings?:

Scary movies are fun, but I'm gonna have to go with happy endings! And not just because they make me feel happy lol. I just have a deeper, more nuanced love for happy endings while scary movies are just for fun

Any talents?:

I mean, I think I'm decently musically gifted (and the only reason I know this is because I've never really had any lessons LOL). But I definitely think there's an experience aspect to it. I'd also like to believe I have some talent in writing and photography, although I'm more confident in saying that they're skills I have instead 🤣

Where were you born?:

Somewhere in a hospital in the Philippines

What are your hobbies?:

Writing, reading, photography, doodling, lettering

Do you have any pets?:

We have the family dog, a dachsund named Lila!

How tall are you?:

Short. Most adults are taller than me 😭

Favorite subject in school?:

English and literature

Dream job?:

Maybe a barista LOL, ooh or a candymaker for those hard candies. A baker might be fun too, or a teacher. A florist is starting to sound fun too! I don't think I can be a writer mainly sadly, but I want a job where I'd have time to do that still.

No pressure tags!!!: @dont-do-rice-babes, @choasuqeen, @kenandeliza, @offendedteaspoon, @rose-red-ink @youjustfeelthemforever, @rainintheevening, @nerdywriter36, @brendadaaedestler, @ladyphlogiston, @darling-gemini, @the-laurenceboy, @theragamuffininitiative, @rumpletrumple, @madlybattymontague, @its-a-hare-pom-pom

[shikai-the-storyteller]

KARMALAND REVOLUTION FINALE

Luzu: The first snow of the season comes with Karmaland first civil war. All the members at war and only one winner. Fire is calming me. Makes me feel things are simpler. Everything could've been simpler. What could have happened if we just spoke, if I just told Quackity why I did what I did, if Quackity wouldn't have done everything he did? I guess we'll never know. We only have what we have today. I can only defend me and my people today. Oh this writing is so beautiful but so tragic. What could’ve been... what was meant to be...

Luzu: I’m here Vegetta: Hold on a moment, I’m with Rubius :) Luzu: You’re WHAT

I’m watching Luzu’s POV did Rubius actually convince Vegetta to join him???

Rubius: This is shameful, smells like treason! Vegetta: You’re one to talk, you STOLE MY BRIDE

LMAO Alexby camouflaged lmfao. I adore Alexby

UHHHHH WHY IS STAXX RED. IS THIS THE STAXX FROM THE OTHER DIMENSION???

Wait is Staxx pretending to be on their side?? Does Luzu not know???

Staxx: I was told you are gonna have a good time and y'all will get me weapons. Vegetta told me they told me lies about you, Luzu. That you're oppressive, you kill them without warnings... STAXX. YOU”RE GONNA GET VEGETTA KILLED

Ahh Luzu’s telling them what happened to his daughter and showing them the heads Quackity left

I’m glad Staxx logged in for this event

Rubius just said he has a nuclear TNT, he says that if something bad happens they will blow it up and goodbye karmaland 5 RUBIUS DON”T YOU FRICKIN DSMP US, I”LL BE SO MAD

that would be a bit funny though since he just blew up the server on Saturday LMAO

OH STAXX ADMITTED HE AND ALEXBY FREED THE ANIMALS uh oh

FRICK QUACKITY LIVE

“Today, Luzu dies or I die” NOOOO

LMAO Rubius and Alexby eavesdropping

UH OH. THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER... the gods are waiting to see how this ends

Luzu and the rest of the members: *screams of war as they fight* Quackity rn: *talking about yesterday’s Streamies*

QUACKITY FORGOT TO CHANGE HIS SKIN LMAO

What do you mean you haven’t eaten breakfast yet Quackity!!!!! (*is a hypocrite because I also haven’t eaten yet*)

Quackity really roll straight out of bed and hit stream, big mood

Quackity: I’m gonna text my mom, to ask her if we can eat some enchiladads. Awh..... that’s really sweet. I love Quackity’s mom :(

Awww Quackity’s talking about the skin maker who’s been doing all his skins :’)

Quackity didn’t want the one without a shirt ABSOLUTELY valid

WAIT NO HIS SKIN HAS BLACK CLOTHES, PLEASE DONT TELL ME THOSE ARE YOUR FUNERAL CLOTHES

Not Staxx asking for flashbang bombs because they’re what Titi loved best 😭😭 😭😭 

QUACKITY LITERALLY ALL THE OTHER BOYS ARE FIGHTING WHILE YOU”RE DOING THIS

wait I looked away for TWO SECONDS WHY IS LUZU SHOOTING AT SAPO PETA

Vegetta, talkinga bout the revolution: A cop that isn't a cop, a mayor that never was, and... Alexby. FRICKIN RUDE

Luzu: Wait, the fight can't be in town. No more innocent people can die, let's go to the esplanade. Well thank goodness for that

Luzu: Don't shoot first. If there's violence, it has to come from the revolution first. As always. QUACKITY DONT SHOOT AND MAYBE WE CAN TALK THIS OUT ok I say that but I don’t trust Rubius or Alexby’s trigger finger

Sapo Peta refused to choose a side and he logged out of Karmaland :((((((

Sapo Peta: I’ll come back when you decide to stop destroying each other sobs

Quackity: *is late* Luzu: A man late to the fight is a man with fear. LMFAO GETTEM

Not Rubius sending kisses in the chat

Luzu shaking Vegetta like “PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, REMEMBER THIS MAN JUST RUINED YOUR WEDDING” and Vegetta’s like “But Luzuuuu :((((”

LMAO Quackity just said love to Rubius but Rubius didn’t understand what he was saying LMFAO.... EMBARRASSING

OH FINALLY THEY”RE ALL TOGETHER I can finally mute one stream

I’m watching Luzu and Quackity ahhHHHH

:(((

LMAO he revealed the Christiano Ronaldo ruse from yesterday pftt

HUH WHY DID EVERYONE’S SCREENS GO DARK

oh LMFAO THEYRE DOING THE CIVIL WAR POV SHOT

I love that Quackity downloaded a mod to make it more dark and spooky

wait

HUH

ALIENS????? TITI’S DAD????

ARE THEY GONNA HAVE TO STOP THE WAR TO UNITE AGAINST ALIENS??? HELL YEAH

Ok here I was thinking they’d have to unite to fight against the gods but THIS IS JUST AS GOOD

SAPO PETA IS BACK

Alexby: They are rubius brothers, they are ugly as him THESE GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO EACH OTHER LMFAO

QUACKITY PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, YOU AND LUZU HAVE TO UNITE TO FIGHT TOGETHER

Vegetta: Alien attack thumbnail! :D VEGETTA NOW IS NOT THE TIME LMFAO

Quackity: What have you done, Luzu! Luzu: This wasn't me! It's from outside town! Can't we stop fighting for a second?!?! LMFAO QUACKITY IM BEGGING YOU

Quackity: After im done with this, you are gonna be the next one, Luzu. QUACKITY NO.... well you can’t say he doesn’t keep his eye on the prize

OH.... THE IRONY....

Quackity was being attacked by an alien and Luzu rushed to protect him :((( Some things never change

I love how Quackity’s shaders add to the atmospheric-ness of the moment

Meanwhile Rubius and Vegetta are watching each other’s backs to make sure they’re safe wahHHH

Sapo Peta???

PLEASE don’t let Sapo Peta die today

Rubius: Help! Vegetta: I’ll save you even if I don’t like you Rubius: Careful, behind you! Don’t touch Vegetta, you bastard!

QUACKITY STOP BLAMING LUZU FOR TWO SECONDS AND LISTEN PLEASE!!!

STAXX KEEPS FLASHBANGING EVERYONE LMAO

Oh they’re gonna team up against the aliens and fight on Wednesday??? WELP. AT LEAST IT WONT BE WHILE IM AT WORK TOMORROW

Luzu: I compromised with Quackity to join forces one day and fight for the people. Quackity, are u free on Wednesday? LMFAO that’s so frickin cute it’s like they’re planning a date. Imagine aliens are raining down fire and Luzu’s like “So uh. You can’t do today or tomorrow, how about Wednesday?”

Vegetta: It’s a date it’s a date!!! LMFAO OK SO I WASN”T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT, ALRIGHT.

Everyone: FOR KARMALAND!!!! SOBS

Staxx: AND HERE’S ONE MORE FLASHBANG! :D PFTTT

WAIT WHAT ABOUT WILLY

Luzu: Quackity... Quackity: I don’t want to talk to you ahhh the way they stopped to look at each other :(((

Sapo Peta said they have to revive Titi to get his help to make a spaceship MAN. IS THAT THE ONLY WAY POOR TITI IS GETTING REVIVED LMAO

OHHH THEYRE GONNA GO TO ANOTHER PLANET, COOL

WAIT WHY ARE THEY GOING TO THE END TO KILL THE DRAGON

Luzu’s getting hit with such bad lag they suggested he go rest and Quackity was like “Rest? You’re such an old man” LMAO

Sapo Peta suggesting a party at Vegetta’s house PFTT. IT”S A TRADITION, I KNOW, BUT

Quackity: If Luzu doesn’t leave the mayor’s office after all this is over, I’ll kill him

NOOOO poor Luzu his lag is so bad :((( At least Alexby is hanging out with him

AWH... LUZU REUNITED ALEXBY WITH HIS HARAMBEE MONKEY.... :’) He’s still good in his heart of hearts

I flip from that wholesome scene to Vegetta and Rubius fighting about cats like an old married couple

Quackity is essentially just shoving his camera in Rubius and Vegetta’s faces rn LMAO

Luzu: I was taking care of him here. Alexby: I'll forgive you for everything! AWH... FRIENDSHIP WINS

Luzu’s having a heavy lore moment rn by himself meanwhile Quackity is chasing Rubius and Vegetta around listening to them fight with a giant grin on his face

Luzu: We won't do it for ego, or pride, or to show off. We'll do it for Karmaland! It's always for Karmaland. I love him so much

AHHHH Luzu looks so beautiful with the snow behind him like that

Awh Luzu did a great job

MEANWHILE QUACKITY....

Quackity: Any conversation between you two (Rubius and Vegetta) looks like a reality show, you guys get so frickin angry LMAO

Vegetta: It’s his fault! He’s the one who’s fighting! Rubius: Me? You’re the one crying. Mua mua mua

OH They’re fighting because Rubius wants to go to the end and Vegetta says they should do it when they’re all together I AGREE WITH VEGETTA

IT REALLY DOES

SAPO PETA PULLED A FRICKIN ROCKET LAUNCHER ON THEM LMFAO, HE’S SO SICK OF THEM FIGHTING

Now LMFAO WAIT HOLD ON

hang on I’m clipping that

Rubius, chasing Vegetta and asking for a kiss Vegetta, spitting on him Quackity, pulling up their ages:

QUACKITY CAN”T DO MATH

Rubius: You don’t have a son! Vegetta: But I have my cats! >:( Quackity: Your guys’ ages combined are 65, just thought I’d let you know Quackity is SUCH a bastard, I love him so much

I love that Rubius and Vegetta will be yelling at each other at the top of their lungs then Rubius will give him a kiss and apologize. Lord. k!Rubegetta are so sweet....30 years married couple

NOT QUACKITY ASKING VEGETTA HOW TO FIND MODS AFTER BEING IN KARMALAND FOR 6 MONTHS.... BOY....

Awh Rubius told Quackity he was very handsome yesterday HE”S RIGHT

Quackity: Why would you make me have to team with Luzu to defeat this enemy? You know I hate him! Sapo Peta: ... just listen for a moment Oh???

HUH

THAT CAN”T ACTUALLY BE A GIFT FROM LUZU CAN IT???

Luzu destroyed his house and Sapo Peta just gave him a house he said was from Luzu. Is it really though??? Or is this Sapo Peta trying to smooth things over between Quackity and Luzu?

Quackity’s first instinct is to look for cameras because he doesn’t trust Luzu :(((

Quackity complaining about the house when Quackity’s own house that he built didn’t have a roof for MONTHS

Quackity: Trust Luzu? You want me to trust Luzu!? Sapo Peta, I'll tell you the truth: right now, I've made a temporary alliance just for Karmaland's sake, but when this is through, I'm going to put a bullet through Luzu's head. AGH... But yeah. Quackity’s not one to forgive and forget, no matter what happened

Quackity: I am bad because of the effects of my action, but I have never hurt anyone. It is always because they have forced me. They see my stupid face and I have to defend myself :((((((((( I want to hug him so tightly

Sapo Peta: That’s the talk of a terrorist That’s fair

Only one braincell between Rubius and Quackity, I swear

WHY ARE THEY MINING OIL ON QUACKITY”S OLD HOUSE

Girl the next Karmaland war is going to be about oil, I swear

MAN. MANNNNN IM SO GLAD IT DIDNT END IN BLOODSHED this is the best outcome I could’ve hoped for. This feels more in-line with Karmaland’s theme

This gives them time to heal and possibly reconcile, or at least, for tensions to lessen. I think Luzu will wind up forgiving him, but Quackity can’t. Either that, or Luzu will sacrifice himself to protect everyone else (which would suck and be a bad ending, but it seems likely too). Can’t wait to see what happens on Wednesday!

[laceymorganwrites]

Mitsuya relationship hcs

THIS CONTAINS MANGA SPOILERS

Mitsuya is someone who always puts others first

so he will disregard his own feelings for you until Ken talks to him about it

it´s so obvious to everyone that he has a crush

but he denies it, saying he doesn´t have the time and besides it would be too dangerous anyway

when Ken says that that´s literally the lamest excuse he´s ever heard and Mitsuya should just man up, he has no other choice

however before he can even say anything you´re the one who confesses first

you´ve been in love with Mitsuya ever since you could remember and it took a lot to build up the confidence to seek him out and tell him

actually the point where you knew you had to tell him was when he forgot to make his own bento again, he always made the best for his sisters but never for him

you have to take care of yourself too! and if you don´t, I will!

you didn´t plan to confess to him in front of his friends, they were just there

Ken definitely teases him the most

ooh they´re a keeper, better take good care of em

Mitsuya just takes your hand and goes somewhere more quiet to talk

your first date will be something simple but cute, like going to a cafe or eating ice cream at the park

most likely his sisters will tag along but that´s not an issue

they´re really sweet, a tad bit too protective but you get it, after all you are too

in the present timeline you´d be one of Hakkai´s model friends and the brand you´re shooting for assigned Mitsuya as the designer

Mitsuya is that one friend that always complains about how all of his friends just know the prettiest people, it´s so unfair

especially since every time he gets to meet one of them it´s just for business

and yes he does complain about being single a lot because how the fuck is he the only one???

you´re kind of in the same boat but you´re single because you had too many bad experiences in the past and are just so over it at this point

the second you two meet you´re just like: well fuck

okay but biggest shout out to Hakkai for being kind of the mediator between the two of you, he´s always the one that invites you two to dinner or something

so at first the three of you hang out together, therefore becoming friends first

Mitsuya is really comfortable around you and loves to listen to everything you say, you somehow tell the best stories in his opinion

and have the best taste in movies and food

at one point Hakkai keeps finding excuses for why he can´t come this evening, thus leaving you two alone

getting closer to him comes so natural, you two start talking about private things even more, going out to watch the new movie you both wanted to watch at the cinema

you don´t remember when you two reached out to hold hands but you´re glad you are

and he doesn´t let go of your hand until you´re at your place

you two are definitely team: stay up talking all night and forget you have work the next day, therefore panicking and rushing when your alarm clocks go off, getting as much coffee as you can and hurrying to work together

you´re also team: yeah no, we´re ´just friends´ *proceeds to cuddle* 

quick PSA: nothing against platonic cuddling but you two are definitely not

and the way you confess to each other is just...

one day you just say something along the lines of: you know, if more guys were like you, my dating life wouldn´t be that shitty

and he´s kind of hurt by that but takes his chance and asks you why you don´t date him

´cause I don´t wanna ruin the friendship...I really like you, but I´m scared of fucking up again´

Mitsuya will hug you and comfort you, saying you´re gonna take it slow and at your pace, that he´s always gonna be there for you 

nothing much changes, only that you can openly voice your romantic interest now

[goldie90]

How to become friends with the Sawyers.

Bubba: 

As you can probably already guess - it is not easy to befriend Bubba. Not because he´s not easy to get along with - believe me, he´s one of the sweetest people ever.🥰 It´s also not because he don´t want any friends - in fact, he would love to have some nice people other than his family in his life, but that´s easier said than done. 

The biggest issue is without a doubt his shyness. Bubba just doesn´t know how to interact with strangers, also he´s so afraid of people outside his family. 

How is he supposed to know if you´re a nice person, if he doesn´t know you?🤷‍♀️ Please don´t take it personal that he´s a bit wary of you at first. Once he realize that you´re not going to harm him in any way, he will get more comfortable around you. Just keep in mind that it will take a bit of time until then. 

Talk to him. Even though he can´t answer, he absolutely loves to listen.🙂 Also, if you give him a pen and a piece of paper, he will answer you by simply writing the things he can´t say down for you.📝 But please be patient, he struggles a bit with writing, so it will take him some time to get the things he wants to tell you on paper.

In fact, patience is the key word if you want to be Bubba´s friend, because you will definitely need a lot of it. But believe me, it is really worth the effort.😊

Just be nice and show him that you are interested in him as a person. Show interest for the things he likes and maybe give him some compliments.

For example, if you tell him that you like his mask, he will be incredible happy.🥰

You see, it will take a great amount of time and patience, but once you´ve gained his trust, you´ll be rewarded with having the sweetest and most loyal friend you could ever think of.😃

Nubbins:

Well, my dear husband is a completely different case than Bubba. He´s very outgoing and likes to meet new people and therefore, befriending him isn´t all too hard, if you just keep a few things in mind. 

If you meet him under the right circumstances (means not in a situation where you could be considered the family´s next meal😉), all you have to do is acting friendly and respectful towards him and the first step is already done.🙂

You made a good first impression, now you have to prove to him that you´re a cool person, who´s fun to be around. 

Show interest in his hobbies. Take a look at his pictures (and tell him you like them), listen to him when he talks about his interests (and if you happen to be disgusted by the things he says - please don´t let it show). 

Ask him questions about the things he likes. That´s always a good thing to do if you want to gain some points with him. My darling loves to talk about his hobbies and he loves to explain things (also he´s pretty good at it🙂). 

Don´t worry that your questions could annoy him, or that they might seem stupid, because I can assure you, that this won´t be the case. You showing interest in his hobbies will never annoy him and he´s more than happy to answer any question you´ve got for him, even if you ask about something that should be obvious. As I said, he just loves to explain things.😃

There´s a high chance that he will take a picture of you📸 and most likely he won´t ask you beforehand if you´re okay with it.😅 Then he will demand that you pay him for it - my tip here: just do it. If you don´t, you will ruin the whole progress you just made and there´s no way to fix it later. So just give him his $2 and think of it it as an investment. It´s a really small sacrifice, considering the amazing friend you will gain for it. 

Also, maybe it helps to know that, once you are his friend, you´ll never have to pay for a picture again. From then on you´ll get them for free.😃

If you keep all of that in mind, you will get a wonderful friend with whom things will never get boring.😀

Chop Top:

Just like his twin, Chop is also very outgoing and loves to meet new people. 

It´s pretty easy to get along with him, if you share at least some of his interests.

One of these interests (in fact the biggest one) is of course music.🎶 It is the best choice of topic if you want to start a conversation with him, because there´s nothing he loves more to talk about. As he always says: Music is his life.😉

Of course the ideal case would be if the two of you have a similar taste in music, but don´t worry if that isn´t the case, Chop wouldn´t mind it all too much because in his opinion the only thing that´s important is that you appreciate and enjoy music, even if your taste highly differs from his own. 

Just don´t say something negative about his favorite artists, cause that would be a real dealbreaker. Remember: you want to make a new friend here - not an enemy.🤫

Also, no comments about his clothes, unless you like the way he dress - in this case tell him, he loves to receive compliments.😉

Do you believe in aliens? Bigfoot? The loch ness monster? Sea people and all other kinds of mytical creatures? Well, Chop does and he loves to talk about this topic, so be prepared to listen to his theories and at least pretend that you are interested in them. 

Of course, even better than just pretending to be interested, is to pretend that you believe in these things too.

For example, if he asks you if you hate it too when elves are sneaking into your room at night to steal your socks🧦, the best thing you can do is to simply say “yes”. Maybe you could even complain a little about the whole issue, pointing out how annoying it is and how you don´t understand why out of all people, the elves chosed you as their victim. You should know, Chop feels just the same way, so the two of you are surely going to have a very interesting conversation about this topic.😄

So you see, it´s not all too hard to become Chop´s friend, as long as you are friendly, tolerant and of course a little bit crazy.😀

Drayton:

Umm... how can I say it? It´s not easy to befriend Drayton, due to the fact that he hardly gets along with other people. But if you really want to be his friend, there are a few things you can try.

Firstly you need to know that to be friends with Drayton, you have to understand Drayton and to understand Drayton, you have to become Drayton.

To archieve this goal, the first thing you need to do is to go to the next hardware store and get yourself a nice broom.🧹 Take your time and choose wisely. It´s very important that you find the right broom for yourself, because this precious piece of wood will from now on be your constant companion. 

Once you´ve found the right broom, you should make it your habit to always carry it around with you. Remember: Drayton is never seen without his broom.🤫

But of course being a real Drayton takes more than just walking around with a broom. You also need the right attitude. So if you are a cheerful person, who likes to laugh and acts friendly towards other people, I highly recommend that you change that immediately, because that´s not the way a real Drayton behaves. 

Try to be more grumpy and when I say “more grumpy” I mean really, really grumpy. Stop smiling, because there´s nothing to smile about. Instead you should start to complain more. Complain about taxes, bills, your ungrateful family, the waitress who needed way too long to bring your food etc. Keep in mind: there´s nothing you can´t complain about.🤫

Be more unfriendly to the people around you. Your friend says something stupid? Time to tell him/her what a damn idiot he/she is. There´s this guy at work who always annoys you? Don´t hesitate to call him a stupid half-wit. Also, don´t hesitate to give someone a good smack with your broom if necessary. Don´t think about it, just do it if someone annoys you. Or if you´re in a bad mood. Or bored. Or...whatever. You don´t really need a reason. If you feel like beating someone up, beat someone up.🙂

Over time you will most likely notice a slight change in the way people are acting towards you. Are they starting to avoid you? Do your friends don´t really like to spend time with you any longer? And does even your own family seems a bit unhappy whenever you´re in their presence? That´s great!👍 It means that you´re now ready to approach Drayton to try and befriend him. 

Just walk into the gas station with the broom in your hand and the most grumpy expression on your face and greet Drayton with an unenthusiastic “Hello”. As soon as he has returned the greeting, you should start to complain about your day. Most likely Drayton will start to do the same and before you know it, the two of you are engaged in a great conversation, which could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship.😊 

You see, even though it isn´t easy to become Drayton´s friend, it isn´t impossible. You can do it, if you just play your cards right. You will probably lose every other friend you have, but you will get a Drayton. And isn´t this exactly what you wanted?😉

Grandpa:

Well, I have to admit I´m not sure what exactly is the best tactic to befriend grandpa, because there´s simply no way to tell with him.😩

I think the best thing to do is to simply ask him if he would like to be your friend. He won´t give you an answer (most likely he won´t even be aware that you asked him a question), so you should just take his silence as a “Yes”. 😀

Congratulations, now you´ve got a friend who will definitely never annoy you, due to the fact that he doesn´t does anything.😅

And when it comes to me:

Well, I would say it´s all about compability. We either get along or we don´t.🤷‍♀️

There´s not much to keep in mind, aside from being friendly and polite and having a good sense of humor.🙂

[creepytoes88]

Angry sex with Vinnie

So this is a very bratty reader and there is hitting in this I AM NOT ROMANTICIZING ABUSE! I can NOT stress this ENOUGH

THIS IS A EXTREMELY DEGRADING SMUT

But this might be one of my favorites I choose Bryce cus he’s problematic so it seemed realistic to me just imagine him and Addison aren’t a thing lol COVID DOESN’T EXIST IN ANY OF MY STORIES Covid makes me sad 😢 OK LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS ♥️🤌🥸

I’m almost done getting ready when I hear Vinnie come in the room. Vinnie and I are going to Jake pauls ( he literally has nothing to do with the story) party or one of the biggest parties in LA everyone gets shit-faced and either you have to crash there or you have to get a Uber. Needless to say, I'm scared shitless but I'm not gonna let Vinnie know that he's way too excited for me to bail on him. So I just keep getting ready and keep telling myself tonight's gonna be great, because it is gonna be great. Vinnie comes into the bathroom with his hair maintained and non-frizzy no matter how much I wanted to run my hands through it, I also knew Vinnie would KILL me so I resisted.

”Hey you,” I say with a smile ”Hey you look hot,” Vinnie says looking me up and down, I stopped and turned around with a straight face ”and absolutely breathtaking just say the word, and ill go ring shopping m’lady. Vinnie says with a shit-eating grin as he bows to me I smile ”well now that you mention it...” I place my finger on my chin pretending to think about it ” I would love a ring pop” I continue to do my make up as Vinnie chuckles. He walks up behind me wrapping his hands around my hips rubbing his thumbs on my dress before leaning into my ear

”you look amazing baby” he kisses the side of my neck ” I could take you right now,” Vinnie says in a deep voice. I turn around putting my hand on his chest ”don’t even think about it, I love you but we have to leave in 20 minutes and I'm still not done with my make-up.” I turn around again continuing to do my make up I feel a slap on my ass. I gasp at the sting of the hit ”such a brat.” Vinnie kisses your neck again before leaving the bathroom It's gonna be a long night.

Time skip to party

As soon as we pull up to the party a group of Vinnie's friends immediately take him away to play beer pong. I roll my eyes as I walk to Maddy and Avani, we get drinks and walk to the dance floor, about an hour has passed, and was done dancing and kinda just wanted to check on Vinnie. I stand up and tell the girls I'm gonna find Vinnie they nod and I walk in the direction he went when the boys pulled him away. Just more dancing people but no Vinnie, ok maybe the back yard I walk towards the back door and as I step out did I hear the most the last thing I wanted to hear ”KICK HIS ASS VINNIE” I hear people yelling ”FUCK YEA, GET HIM VINNIE ” I see Jordan and Kio high-five as they encourage Vinnie to beat the crap of someone. I run over to Jordan and Kio ”What the fuck is wrong with you guys stop him!” I screech at them Jordans head whips around with scared eyes as he runs to me and grabs me ”stop you didn’t see what happened and what Bryce said!” ” He fucking deserves it!” Kio yells kinda drunk.

Vinnie's POV

After the boys came and pulled me away from Y/n we played pong and shotgun a couple of claws (gross) before I know it I was feeling the alcohol. As I'm talking to Jordan and Kio I feel a slap on my shoulder ”ssssssup man” Bryce wraps his arm around my shoulder. I could smell the alcohol on his breath not that his slurring wasn't enough evidence to show he's drunk off his ass. ”hey bro what's up?” I ask

”not much but *burp* I do wanna tell you *hiccup* that Y/n looks like a million dollars tonight man” I look at him as I try to keep me cool knowing he's just drunk ”Like honestly dude*hiccup* if you weren't dating her I would totally hit it *hiccup* like her ass is perfect man, and her tits dude. Does she ever wear a bra I can always see her *hiccup* nips but it makes me so horny man?” Bryce laughs as he claps me on the back. I look at Jordan and Kio who look at me shocked, unfortunately for Bryce, I was far too buzzed to even think about what I was doing before my fist collided with his face.

Y/n’s POV

I push my way through the crowd and when I get to the front I see Vinnie on top of Bryce trying to curve his face in, both of his fists pounding into Bryce's face. ”VINNIE STOP” I scream immediately he stops and turns around seeing my scared face he stands up coming towards me but I walk past him going straight to Bryce and start to shake him. I hear him groan ”are you ok?” I ask as he slowly opens his eyes ”look I'm in Heaven” Bryce says with a wink before passing out all the sudden I'm being pulled up by my arm like a child. I look up to see an extremely angry Vinnie I could see him shaking with anger. ”ow Vinnie you're hurting me” I whine as I try to pry his hand off of my arm ”VINNIE STOP” I yell at him in front of everyone.

”YOU CAN’T JUST GET JEALOUS, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE! AND THEN YOU WANT TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE PARTY LIKE A FUCKING KID I THINK THE FUCK NOT!” I yell at him with sass. As soon as the words leave my mouth I see his usually sweet and loving eyes change before me becoming almost emotionless. They fill with absolute rage Vinnie narrows his eyes at me picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder holding my legs so I can't kick him.

”PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW!” I pound my fists into his back and scream having an absolute tantrum, I'm so angry that I'm seeing red, not a few minutes later I was put on the ground.

Before I could push him away I was turned around and push against the car ”such a fucking brat!” He slaps my ass

”fuck you,” I say as I try to get my hands free I hear the car door open then the back of the seat being moved. Vinnie sits in the car pulling me I'm with him so I'm sitting on his lap and start to push on his chest to get away I know what's about to happen and I know it gonna hurt a lot. ”STOP YOU FUCKING BRAT!” Vinnie yells and finally holding my hands behind my back. Vinnie looks up at me and chuckles he holds my hands with one of his own, his other hand pulling on his belt wrapping my wrists together ”NO DON’T DADDY IM SORRY!” I say as tears start filling my eyes and my bottom lip quivers.

Vinnie looks up at me his eyes showing no emotion ”I'm not gonna hit you till I'm calm-” My eyes widen ”NO FUCK YOU!” I yell as I try to get away even though I know I can't but I don't want a spanking. I know Vinnie won't touch me till we’re home and it's a long-ass drive at least an hour or two depending on traffic meaning I'm gonna be hot and bothered AND my ass is gonna be on fire. I feel a harsh slap on my right cheek I let out an involuntary moan grinding against him ”STOP talking to me like that.” Vinnie rubs my cheek turning my face towards him ”you’ve made daddy very mad and after your punishment, we will be having a conversation about tonight right now I need you to take your punishment like a good girl.” Vinnie says softly rubbing my cheek I know he's trying to make a point about my attitude and he’s somehow being so sweet. I wish I could say it was me being extremely horny and slightly tipsy but honestly, it was just my pride I don't wanna admit that I'm wrong, for talking to him like that and hitting him in anger, which I have never done before, I feel bad but still, the words came out.

”NO! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!” I shout right in his face Vinnie’s eyes lock with my own I gulp that was the last straw and I know it. All of a sudden my face is in the passenger seat my chest is against the armrest in the middle Vinnie puts his left leg over my legs so I couldn’t kick him or grind myself against him.

”D-Daddy don't please.” I sniff looking back at him with wide eyes ”I-i I'll be good daddy-” Vinnie lets out a dark laugh he then grabs a first full of my hair and yanks my head back I gasp ”I hope you cry.” Vinnie whispered in my ear before pushing my head back down ”Don’t fucking move or you get five more.” Vinnie lifts my dress so it's around my waist he ripped my underwear off throwing the ruined material on his dashboard. ”count” Vinnie demands ”How many-?” I start to ask ”DID I SAY TO FUCKING SPEAK!” Vinnie lands a hard slap on my ass

”OH FUCK!” I yell trying to get away ”thats 25 now.” Vinnie says as he pulls me back into place ”Now I said count, so fucking count slut!”

I feel the first one on my right cheek ”OW one” I said as I sniff holding my tears in. Another one SLAP! This time on my left I let out a cry as I try not to move an inch. ”TWO!” this time a tear slips out but Vinnie doesn't see it, his hand lands on my right cheek way more hard then the last one and before I could even cry he lands another one with the same power onto the left cheek. A sob escapes my mouth as tears fall down my face ”FUCKING COUNT OR USE THE SAFE WORD!” my heat throbs as he yells at me my arousal running down my legs. ”THREE FOUR!” I scream as a sob comes up my throat it hurts so bad but feels so good.

”T-T-TWENTY-FIVE!” I scream sob, my face soaked with tears and my wetness has been running down my legs, I could feel the puddle on his jeans. My ass is on fire and it's bright red with handprints all over the place, I have my head resting on the seat trying to calm down my breathing and crying. Vinnie silently runs his thumbs from the puddle on his jeans all the way to my slit, collecting all of the wetness from that thigh before sticking the digit in his mouth ”mmhm” he moans before doing the same to the other thigh, once again putting his thumb in his mouth again. I am however still sobbing ”you can cry all you want baby...” he kisses my red ass cheek ”you are just making me so much more hard.” Vinnie says before he licks my clit softly ”mmm daddy” I say with a small voice ”I’m still mad at you baby.” He says as he slaps my clit making me whimper ”please daddy” I try to grab his shirt with my hands.

Vinnie immediately pulls away so I can't touch him or grab him ”No, don't fucking touch me.” he says repeating what I said to him not long ago obviously, it had hurt his feelings and stuck with him. ”oh, daddy I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way.” I look back at Vinnie best I can from my position ”I really am sorry Vinnie, I love you.” I say with wide eyes making sure he is paying attention. He rubs my thigh ”I know you are brat!” he then slaps my thigh ”sit in your seat and buckle up I don't wanna hear a word.” he pulls his belt off and puts it in the back seat. A tear slips down my face, is he really that mad at me that he won't say I love you back, I crawl to my seat and fix my dress before I sit down soft and slow my behind still in major pain.

The pain makes me feel even worse knowing he's very mad at me I stare at my hands I didn't even realize I was still crying till he said something ”turn around baby let me see” Vinnie says softly. I look up at him and I sniff slowly I pull my knees up and stand on them and use the window for support as Vinnie pulls my dress up around my waist once again ”fuck baby I'm sorry” Vinnie says in a sad tone as he begins to leave light kisses on my cheeks ” I love you baby so much I'm just pissed at Bryce and then you were being a bitch about-” My eyes widen ” W-What? I was being a bitch! You dragged me around like a fucking kid!” I say angrily as tears run down my face ”you're a fucking asshole” I say to myself getting ready to sit back down but then I feel pain on the skin of my ass so much worse then before and it didn't feel like a hand.

A giant sob jumps from my throat and moaning I feel my pussy clench around nothing for the hundredth time this night. I whip my head around to see Vinnie holding his belt in his hand with an angry face and black eyes filled with lust and rage mostly rage. ”You never fucking learn, unless I treat you like shit so get in the fucking back! Don't say a goddamn word or I'll whip you with my belt again.” I gasp and I scurry between the seats my ass getting stuck between my seat and Vinnie's shoulder. ”My lucky day huh.” I feel him smack my ass a cry leaving my lips and I fall into the back seat my ass in the air. Another slap is delivered to my ass tears running down my face as I try to buckle up fast even with the pain in my behind, my makeup was definitely fucked up.

20 minutes later we pulled into a nice-looking hotel Vinnie grabs a napkin and hands it to me silently ”don’t say a word unless spoken to and just sit down till I come get you.” I nod as I wipe my eyes trying to stop the tears Vinnie steps out of the car and opens the back door on my side grabbing my hand and pulling me out after I unbuckle. I know this sweetness is going to be short-lived as it's just a front so people don't think something is actually wrong. Vinnie approach soon but first he turns around and asks how late room service is open ”24/7 sir” the lady says as she hands him two room cards.

”Perfect.” Vinnie says as he grabs my hand pulling me to the elevator the second the elevator door shut Vinnie grabs my neck and slammed me against the wall.

A loud moan leaving my lips ”i had to get the most expensive room so they wouldn't kick us out for all the screaming you're going to do from your punishments.” Vinnie licks my lips and cheek ”Open your fucking mouth!” he says immediately my mouth drops and my tongue falls out past my teeth. Vinnie spits in my mouth I moan loudly ”Swallow” so I did ”Again”

he grunts squeezing my neck and one of my boobs, my mouth drops open Vinnie spits but it doesn't all go in my mouth I shoot my eyes open looking down at the spit on the floor disappointed. I start to lean down ”Don’t baby I'll give you more.” I look up at Vinnie and grab his waist, a slap is delivered to my face ”I said don't touch me do you want me to spit in your mouth or not!” I moan dropping to the floor on my knees mouth open ”YES!” I say rushing to taste him again.

”I-I’m sorry daddy I won't do it anymore.” I say with puppy eyes my mouth open waiting for him to give me a gift. Vinnie looks down at me with a disgusted look tears fall from my eyes as I look up at him mouth still open waiting patiently. ”You're a nasty slut!” he slaps me before forcing my mouth open spitting inside. I moan at the taste and at the pain on my face I swallow reluctantly wanting it to last forever I then lick my lips and hold my cheek ”we’re the only people on this floor so strip and crawl to the room. Stay on your knees where you belong, for now at least”

He Pushes me to he ground It didn't hurt because I was only on my knees I take my dress off and my dra I go to kick my heels off

”Don’t! keep them on.” Vinnie says leaning down picking up my clothes as the doors open I see a long hallway and all the way to the end is a double door I crawl out and wait for Vinnie ”Come here, Now.” I crawl as fast as I can ”sit” my eyes widen I'm not a fucking dog I think to myself all the sudden I feel something around my neck.

Vinnie had fastened his belt around my neck like a collar ”Crawl bitch!” I gasp as my hands hit the ground we slowly move towards the door Vinnie behind me. I feel pain on my ass once again I whip my head around to see Vinnie whip my ass with my own bra. I moan I'm gonna have bruises for months, he hits my ass every once in a while I moan every time. We get to the door and he opens it with his key card. ”I have to run to the store you can shower if you wish and watch tv but I expect you naked and ready when I get back” Vinnie starts to walk away ”oh and don't touch your self, I'll know if you did.” he turns to me and looks down into my eyes before walking out.

I hop in the shower and then I lay on the couch with a homemade ice pack I made, with supplies from the room and the mini ice machine in the room, pressed against my sore ass. It's been barely been an hour, but I already miss Vinnie. I can't wait for my punishment to be over so he will hold me and kiss me I don’t wanna fight, I wanna sleep. My head lefts up at the sound of the door being opened. ”Get on the bed it's time for your punishment.” Vinnie says as he comes in with a couple of different black bags I Eye them suspicious of what's inside.

”Don't worry about it and lay on your stomach.” Vinnie says in a slightly angry tone I rush on the bed and lay my head in a pillow I feel Vinnie slightly sit on my lower back making the bed dip. All of the sudden my hand is being tired to the headboard then the other he gets off me before doing the same to my legs. I'm spread like a starfish and I can't turn my head to see anything. ”scream and cry all you want I don’t care.” and with that, he gets off me not a second later I hear him fiddle with the bags and then silence then I hear... Buzzing?

My eyes widen as I realize what my punishment is ”NO DADDY PLEASE I-I IM SORRY NOT THAT PLEASE!” tears immediately pour down my face I pull at my restraints even though it's useless. ”Maybe you will listen first then run your loudmouth Brat.” I feel the head of the vibrator enter me and I moan immediately pleasure runs through me I hear another vibration and then out of nowhere, Vinnie pulls a smaller vibrator out and positioned right at my clit. I moan even louder I can feel my first orgasm approach. I feel a slap on my ass ”n-no more daddy please I will behave and l-listen.”

I sob as he delivers more smacks to my overly sore ass my orgasm ripping through me another already on its way. I hear Vinnie start to look in the bags again he pulls my hair back ”see this” Vinnie shows me a stick or so I think. He pulls on one of the ends and it comes off releasing a bunch of leather strings my eyes widen in fear he's gonna whip me with a real sex whip my second orgasm making me shakes and convulses almost pushing the vibrator out. Vinnie pushes it back in all the way before he starts whipping my ass with the whip my third orgasm approaching fast ”AAAH MAKE IT STOP VINNIE IT’S TOO MUCH TO FAST!” I yell tears running down my face

”what’s that? turn them on high! ok whatever you say.” Vinnie chuckled deeply ”Nooooooo” I moan as the vibrations make my third orgasm be forced out I scream nonsense orgasm after orgasm driving me crazy.

-two hours later-

I was sobbing and screaming as another orgasm ripped me apart it feels so good but it hurts to breathe at this point. ”CORN MUSTARD” I yell the safe word. Immediately the vibration stop and are pulled from my body Vinnie unties my hands and feet ”BABY ARE YOU OK” he softly turns me over on my back and I hiss in pain everything hurts ”NO FUCK YOU!” I yell not meaning a word of it ”oh baby I'm so sorry-” I push him away I'm not even mad at him I'm just in pain and still unsatisfied ashamed I still want his dick and his mouth on mine I feel a Slap ”WHY CAN’T YOU FUCKING LEARN??!? DO I HAVE TO HURT YOU WITH MY COCK AND WORDS TO MAKE YOU FUCKING LISTEN!” he slams his rock hard cock into me I didn't even know he was naked till now ”UGH I HATE YOU.” I yell

Vinnie stops and pulls out of me he slams back in making me moan ”FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY YOU’RE A SLAVE FOR MY COCK, YOU FUCKING WHORE!” Vinnie yells as he slaps my face. Begin to moan uncontrollably it feels so good I can feel him in my belly his big ass cock ramming into my uterus. ”FUCK DADDY IM SORRY I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU I DON’T HATE YOU I LOVE YOU S-SO MUCH DADDY! IM YOUR SLUTTY WHORE PLEASE PUT YOUR CUM IN ME AND FILL ME UP, DADDY” I was shaking around his cock his breath in my face I just wanted to taste him so bad ”p-please kiss me daddy.” Vinnie looks down at me ”WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I KISS YOU BITCH, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT BE A PAIN IN THE ASS TONIGHT!” I sob I just wanted to feel that he loves me I feel so stupid and useless right now. The sobs no longer from the pleasure but from my broken heart Vinnie slows down looking at my devastated face as real emotional tears and gasps left my body as I just laid there.

”b-baby?” Vinnie asks still pounding into me he stops still inside of me I look up at him and hiccup ”y-you don’t love me anymore because I said a-all those nasty things I d-didn’t mean it a-and you hate me now” I cry into the pillow Vinnie grabs my face wiping all of my tears and kissing me on the lips sweet and passionately taking my breath away.

”mmmmm” I moan into his kiss sliding my tongue in his mouth putting my hand in his hair and hugging his body close to me I was drooling at his taste kissing him harder and grinding against him. I feel Vinnie smile as he begins to fuck me again this time with passion and love not anger and resentment. We both are kissing sloppy and moaning into each others mouths as he pounds into me.

”FUUUUCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM GONNA CUM” He moans as he cums deep inside of me causing me to release ”DADDY YESS THANK YOU IM SORRY.” I lay there as Vinnie pulls out my head snaps up ”Nononono I want it.” I open my mouth for his slightly stiff cum covered cock.

”fuck such a nasty girl...” he moans as he puts his cock down my throat choking me

”mmmmm baby I forgive you, you’re so perfect in every way.” he moans taking his soft cock out of my sucking mouth I start to whine but Vinnie pops his finger in my mouth keeping me busy still I pass out.

Vinnie’s POV

”My sweet girl.... No more alcohol for you but I do love you very much you have never been so bratty.” I kiss her lips and turn off the light's pulling my brat closer as I snuggle into her neck I couldn't ask for more.

[bookloveravenue]

Don’t You Dare by C.E. Ricci

It was never meant to be more than a dare.

A party game. A dare. A single kiss.

That’s all it took to flip my world upside down.

I’ve always classified myself as straight, and as far as I can tell, so has he.

I didn’t think one kiss would change that, but I was so wrong.

Now, I can’t stop thinking about him. In all the ways I shouldn’t.

My best friend.

Aspen.

His taste is branded in my memory, his touch seared in my skin.

And I want more.

This simmering attraction I feel only grows with passing time.

Which is why I start tossing out new dares.

Riskier ones that toe lines we never thought we’d cross.

I’m gambling with our friendship, knowing it could ruin us.

But there’s so much more at stake here.

Like my heart.

*Don't You Dare is a new adult college romance featuring two best friends, too many baseball puns, scorching dirty talk, and a whole lot of bi-curious exploration. Not suitable for anyone under 18 years of age.*

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58511930-don-t-you-dare

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December 22, 2022

My Review: 4/5 Stars

Aspen and Keene have been inseparable their entire lives. You can't find one without the other. And no one knows them like they know one another. So it was only a matter of time until there was a shift into something a little more than best friends. A dare and a kiss that changed everything. The first time they kissed, it changed everything for Keene for what he knew about himself. So when it happens again a few years later, he has to admit to Aspen that he isn't as straight as he thought he was and that he wants to explore this part of his sexuality. Next thing Keene knows, Aspen is volunteering himself for the job of helping Keene out. But with any relationship that swears to keep emotions out of it, of course emotions come flooding in. Though in their case, it is a bit different. Because how can two people who have known and loved one another their entire lives, not cross that final line of having a love that changes to a romantic love? These two are clearly soulmates in every way of the word but getting them to realize that may just take a bit of time. this best friends to lover story will have you on a rollercoaster of emotions as you watch them fall deeply in love but overthink just about everything. Definitely a great story worth reading!

[officialjellybean16]

 Chap. 8 (at least whats put down so far) Big things come with small beginnings

Finally it’s the day of the carnival. We have Bakugo, Mina, Kaminari, Kirishima, Tsuyu, Iida, and Todoroki. So basically the bakusquad and the dekusquad without Sero and Uraraka.

Bakugo: This is such a shitty carnival

Mina: It’s great!

Kiri: I agree, I just wish they had other foods than mostly hamburgers tho- I mean they were supposed to have fried steak

Denki: Hamburgers are good!

Mina: He once dropped one, and ate it after I startled him!

Denki: It was a good one. You were the one who bothered me about the carnival! It had the rest of the good toppings on it!

*Shinsou arrives*

Shinsou: Ahh, so you were the one to take the last of the toppings

*everyone but bakugo laughs*

Mina: Finally! We’ve been waiting here for almost an hour!

Shinsou: I texted you guys that I was gonna be late since I was training with my dad- Did it not send out?

Bakugo: *tch* No it did- Sparky here made us wait for you! Such a waste of time over some extra!

Deku: Okay, enough now. I’m starving, let’s get something to eat!

Tsu: I wanted to go on some of the water slides-

Todoroki: Rides do sound fun-

Iida: No, no NO! *aggressive arm gestures* You’ve all got it wrong! First we should plan out what we’re gonna eat, then we have to wait a half hour or more, THEN we can ride rides! MAKE A PLAN! 

Bakugo: Why do you gotta ruin it?! I came here for once to be with you extras, so why don’t we just get this damn thing over with!? *Yelling*

Deku: Damn Iida it will be fine- And Kacchan stop yelling!

Bakugo: SHUT UP DEKU!

Deku: Make me.

       *Uraraka and momo arrive*

Denki: HI GUYS!

Bakugo: *charges at midoriya with explosions*

Uraraka: BAKUGO! *runs in front of Mido*

Bakugo: *stops bc she's a girl and looked at the two girls*

Bakugo: hmm rich bitch and broke bitch finally decided to show up. 

Uraraka-Momo: Shut up extra! *had planned it*

Bakugo: . . .

Everyone pov: Oh no..

Kiri: GRAB HIM!

Denki: *backs away*

Aizawa: *appears and grabs bakugo with his scarves* I THOUGHT I SAID NO NONSENSE! YOU WILL ALL GET ALONG HEAR ME?!

Bakugo: *making tiny explosions*

Aizawa: Bakugo stop making explosions!

Denki: *whispers to shin* You have to deal with that when you're in trouble?

Aizawa: *glared at denki with his eyes red and hair floating (quirk)* Yes he does Kaminari. Do you want to as well??

Shinso: *chuckled a little* heh

Aizawa: *leaves after letting bakugo go*

Bakugo: *charges at mido again*

Kiri: *grabs him* IF YOU DON”T STOP MIDOBRO IS GONNA BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO

Bakugo: NO HE WON’T I’LL SURPASS BOTH HIM AND ALL MIGHT

Todoroki: STOP YELLING YOU TWO YOUR ACTING LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS

Everyone: *silence*

Uraraka: And I thought deku could get really loud but looks like we have another one *floating just chilling*

Todoroki: Well it’s just midoriya and bakugo fighting is causing a lot of attention to people especially our classmates. And it doesn’t help that midoriya also has his quirk fired up. 

Mina: why do you keep not talking, and then when you talk you talk a huge ass sentance?

Todoroki: I don’t know,

Momo: Anywaysss! Me and Todoroki were gonna walk around, anyone wanna join? And also Uraraka you can come since you have no money.

Uraraka: *glares* Thank you all for reminding me I'm broke..

Denki: Damn, why are you in such a bad mood today??

(again this chapter isn't finished this is just what I have so far)