#I joke he's an egg
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The man who makes kimchi fried rice during a zombie apocalypse
Had to draw the outfit he wore in an RP (spoiler alert?, he's swappin to this sweater next month)
#ooc#art#ngl might use the doodle style for an event or somethin idk#it was fun#These were warm up drawings actually#I joke he's an egg#Egg boy
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
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pepito…..
#qsmp#fanart#art#pepito#pepito the egg#wittle guy#this is actually a design for the pepito cup rhfhdhhebahajn#idk if it will get finished or even started but at least i have the concepts for all of em down 🫡#500 woah#to the tags uhm hey pepito is a boy and uses he/him he said so himself to mariana during the prison arc 😭 stop correcting each other bro 😭😭#the no prns was a joke like headcanons r fine but stop spreading misinformation 🙏🙏🙏 if anyone wants the clip lmk
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i genuinely, really like aang, but keeping his writing in book 3 and his writing in the comics in mind, i don’t think it’s all that implausible for him to get the sort-of-antagonist role in fics depicting katara-ships other than KA.
reiterating, i like aang: he’s adorable, he’s funny, and he’s nice. but i believe there’s something to be said about how his ‘niceness’ is written and seen as being The Reason he ‘deserves’ a love interest. his thinking is self-centred, and though that’s a believable flaw for a kid who’s, like, twelve, we’re shown that it’s a consistent character trait which is never treated as an issue… even though it is. (and if he’s mature enough to start dating the girl he’s going to marry and have children with, he should also be mature enough to be criticised for his less-than-savoury parts of his personality, no?)
it’s not OOC to write him as being possessive of katara even when they’re not dating, because he canonically is. it’s not OOC to write him as not respecting and/or noticing katara’s boundaries, because he canonically blows past them. the ideas that he might not mature much later on, that he might be wilfully and forcefully oblivious to any discomfort in the KA relationship, that he might continue shoving katara(‘s culture) aside—none of that is necessarily OOC, because aang does not go through significant character development in book 3 + the comics.
in The Promise, there’s that weird moment wherein aang is briefly anti-miscegenation and doesn’t change his mind until katara reminds him supporting that would affect him (him!!! his relationship with katara alone!!) personally. in TLOK, there’s the suggestion that aang never actively pushed for bumi & kya to learn about air nomad culture and there’s the heavy implication that aang never told the air acolytes about bumi & kya’s existence. additionally, tenzin doesn’t even have a hint of water tribe heritage anywhere in his house to honour katara’s side: he’s all air nomad (though?? nuclear family dynamic), in spite of being mixed.
don’t get me wrong, i vastly prefer fic and hc’s in which aang is a katara supporter first and foremost, and that’s also how i prefer to move through a fandom space barring meta and analyses. but i also don’t think making him jealous and petty when she dates someone else is a misinterpretation of the text we’ve been given; canon!aang shows the signs to become that way, and it’s not wrong to read his future self that way nor is it incorrect fandom-ing to highlight these traits
#aang critical#anti aang#and#anti kataang#just to be safe#don’t wanna infringe upon anyone’s space ✌️#do i adore aang? yes#do i think that KA could’ve been way way WAY better than the babysitting fantasy we got? also yes#in the very first ep he pops out of an egg and imprints onto the first person he sees idk how more clear this should be#for legal reasons that last tag is a joke
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its adrien hour time to post adriens and plaggs
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#chat noir#cat noir#plagg#for legal reasons the last image is a JOKE#dia draws#digital#fanart#i headcanon adrien is transfem genderfluid he/she pronouns#and also sometimes nya pronouns. mainly as cat noir#egg adrien idc idc
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Since today has reminded people that Mariana loves the eggs and cares for them, and since Charlie has said for a while that the only egg he cares about is juanaflippa AND since Mariana is, according to Slimecicle, his bitch wife, we are potentially living in the scenario where Mariana would care more about Sunny, his step daughter, than Charlie would as her legal father, and that is endlessly funny to me. Something something dad that stepped up
#qsmp#elmariana#slimecicle#sunnysideup the egg#sunny the egg#this is joke since mariana probably wont log in enough to hang with sunny#but i wish he would (astra's wishful thjnking)
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Persona four posting
#eggs can art#persona#persona 4#p4#p4g#souyo#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#souji seta#naoto shirogane#trans naoto#also dad joke naoto#very important#lottttta souyo you can thank tumblr user Yin they have rotted a hole right through my brain#I’ve been waiting on posting these til after I made smth like. nice. to celebrate me finishing p4g but I have Other Artistic Obligations#I wanna get to so I’m posting it now to make sure I can finish both in a timely matter and allat shit#also I need people to see cowboy yosk#he goes Howdy Partner and then falls off his horse like a loser
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Behold! a rat!
#welcome home#is this the best joke to make from that? no#but tis the first thing that popped into my mind so#the second ones good tho#wally is a good egg#even if he's evil#i stand by that
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its DESTINY
#repostober#day 18 actually on time! wow#undertale#papyrus#danganronpa#dr1#kiyotaka ishimaru#yes. mashing favorite things together again#but it was meant to be#so many similarities between these two goofs#loud eccentric passionate autistic supportive of their friends always wearing the same outfit EASILY the best character in their franchise#HARDWORKING TO THE POINT OF WORKAHOLISM!!!!!!! UPLIFTING OTHERS WITHOUT ERASING OR DIMINISHING THEIR OWN GREATNESS!!!!!!#always eats the same thing (taka - rice balls toast and a banana- papyrus - DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL NOT SPAGHETTI sorry its a pet peeve)#kindhearted and so aggressive about it genuinely believe that anyone can improve themselves and theyre both so silly and quirky all the tim#literally the only differences that i can think of are that taka would throw himself overboard if someone authoritative told him to#before they could even finish their sentence while papyrus is an anarchist arsonist who cusses and his intended jokes are actually funny#' * SIGH * ... WHAT A TROUBLED YOUNG HUMAN ... 'FUCK' ISN'T EVEN IN HIS RARE VOCABULARY ! HOW DOES HE FUNCTION UNDER THESE CONDITIONS ??#he would take taka under his wing and get him back on the straight and narrow (give him weed)#and i feel like after the three day long yell over how a skeleton is walking and talking as if that were normal he'd really look up to him#fav things about this are the way takas shirt hangs off of papyrus' rib cage cus theres nothing there but a spine#that was so fun to draw sdfhg#taka cosplaying papyrus is my gift to humanity today
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Them
#qsmp#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#I gave Chayanne solid black eyes because originally I had wanted to make Chayanne and Dapper's designs inverses to each other#Dapper with solid white eyes and Chayanne with solid black eyes in return#I had the idea to want to inverse them because of how both Bad and Philza had wanted either Dapper or Chayanne when#they were gonna pick an egg - It's also why I made Chayanne grayish so that it was a bit similar to Dapper but not completely#though I changed some things through and didn't completely make them inverses of each other#I gave Chayanne purpleish clothes because I remember Missa saying that Chayanne had a similar fashion sense to him - in a vod that was the#first day that Missa got Chayanne or Missa had said something along those lines#but the floatie just didn't fit well with the purple clothes xd so I just placed it onto Chayanne's hoodie instead#I also gave Chayanne black solid eyes because there was a joke that Chayanne made that slime armor had his eye color#and Philza zoomed in on Chayanne since it's obvious that Chayanne doesn't have eyes - he's an egg#but I also wanted to take that as Chayanne not having green eyes#but I did debate on giving him green eyes to match better with my redesign of Tallulah#Tallulah's valentine model has flowers in her hair so I just gave it to her hat instead and I wanted to redesign her#mmangoarts#qsmp fanarts
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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!
#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine#����#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud#(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke#you can laugh#dark humour ahahaha#sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single#now i feel like i can post silly stuff again#what the heck brain#he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff#pup brain in a scramble egg#may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle#im a big kid#im safe#a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right#ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah#im so normal and definitely not the problem#also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there#well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh#if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again#like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they#sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me#she is fine too but i pup not just a she
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art style swap with @good-beansdraws where i STEAL and ROB her art style for my own. we drew in each other's styles, so please check out beans' half of this exchange: here!
(this was very fun!! thank you for indulging in my reckless impulses.)
#milgram#milgram fanart#mikoto kayano#kayano mikoto#it was so fun drawing in such a soft and clean style!!!#he had to go grocery shopping because he burned his green bean and eggs#drinking taro tea because /someone/ specific had it the other day#no joke i googled it for reference and was like IT'S PURPLE???????#is he drinking FLOOR CLEANER?#if you cover up 95% of the drawing and then close your eyes it looks just like beans' art i swear#psst any other moots want to do this or any kind of art exchange... hmu#lxm fanart#GO SEE BEANS' FUUTA. HE'S BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING.
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ive offically watched tale of the brave now. going in i didnt think id like this film but as it went along i started having a very good time. by the end i was thoroughly enjoying myself
any movie who's plot is "actually, percy deserves better" is a win in my book. and if i had a nickel for every green, oddly-shaped tank engine w/ an animal nickname who taught percy to stick up for himself in the series, i'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
#gator and duck would get along i think#ttte#dj rambles#ttte tale of the brave#and i like that they actually treat the landslides as the threat and danger that they are. even bill and ben know not to joke around abt it#which like. makes sense. given they had at least 1 whole other episode about it#i see why ppl love gator now. he's a good egg
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han solo wants what atton rand has
#AND THATS A FACT#guys pls play kotor 2 and see my vision#atton deserves a romance questline with as much depth and length as astarion’s fr#and also an option to be an evil power couple#i will fund the kotor remakes and kotor 3 myself if i have to#its the way i didn’t even know he existed when i started playing#but then i fell in love#like he’s an extremely close second to anakin#‘they can’t hurt you bc you’ll be right here with me playing pazaak’ AND THEN THAT BEING BASICALLY THE LAST THING HE SAYS#obsidian partner with larian studios and bring kotor back and my life is yours#i deadass wrote fic about my mc and atton after playing#star wars#knights of the old republic#i havent played the restored content mod but even then its like……. i need something more#a fictional star wars situationship really had me crying bc i wanted a better ending#kotor 2 is so interesting bc i loved it#but whats great about it sometimes reinforces whats bad about it#that being the cut content and the sometimes apparent lack of substance in spots#i shouldn’t have been an infant when kotor 2 was made i shouldve been in the writers room#i need him i need him i need him#‘you have a husband?’ oooooooooooooooooooh#i just think seeing the kotor games with the graphics of something like jedi survivor would be insane#fav#i could talk about this game forever i beat both of them in the span of like about 2 weeks i was obsessed#my nerd ass loves star wars sm#like lets keep going back in time i rlly dont care about the ‘modern’ star wars era#and theres an easter egg line where atton calls you an angel even though he says hes joking#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#genuinely down bad#📜.scrolls
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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r we sharing our tier lists...... here's mine
#if tumblr kils the quality ill see if i can repost bear with me#before someone sends an ask about the 'fuck you egg' tier it's a joke bc he's named after the food which is my nemesis#im fine w people's sonas or urls or whatever named egg cause the association with the person overrules it#but egg warrior cats makes me think directly about cooked eggs and then i get nauseous#also this was made for showing the twitter crowd i dont feel like liking characters like sparkpelt warrants any explanation on here
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