#I hope this doesn't say anything about me

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

The Venn Diagram of my 3 Favourite Kdramas, Alchemy of Souls, Moon in the Day, and Doom at Your Service:

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In all three: Female lead kills the male lead Love/promises that survives death Enemies to lovers Supernatural elements “You’re my only reason to live” ML is suicidal but cannot manage to die

Doom at Your Service/Alchemy of Souls: Immortal ML Amnesia Came back different

Alchemy of Souls/Moon in the Day: Why did you kill me? I forgive you anyway My assassin is my fake servant

Doom at Your Service/Moon in the Day: It's okay to kill me Incurable cancer FL is just some girl

Moon in the Day: ML is a ghost, reincarnation, female firefighter, ML actively trying to murder the FL, past lives

Alchemy of Souls: ML is a mage, ensemble cast, hijinks, the last generation messed everything up for us, love triangles, FL is magical too

Doom at Your Service: ML is a deity, adorable little brother, God is a Sassy Dying Teenager, found family

[battlships]

I’m starting to realize that I have a type when it comes to my ships and that type is: sarcastic, smart, and like arguing with each other.

[eddeha]

Moar Wangsting Teen

Dana Holmes Vs. Mycroft Vs. Moriarty

Mycroft well played by moriarty-is-staying-alive

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like BBC Sherlock , and sebastian moran.

You: Mycroft, what's the name of that man you said I should look out for? -DH

You: This is your daughter, by the way. In case you've forgotten my number. -DH

You: Again. -DH

Stranger: There are quite a few I've said to look out for. -MH

You: Fair enough... I think you said he was involved with Uncle somehow? Erm... it had an M in it. -DH

Stranger: Moriarty? -MH

You: Yes, that one. Was it Jim Moriarty? Because I think he's texted me. Has the initials. -DH

Stranger: Yes, Jim Moriarty. Why was he texting you? -MH

Stranger: How did he get your number? -MH

You: How should I know? I'm just being the obedient little angel and keeping my nose out of trouble... although I might've posted something on Uncle's blog, but it didn't include my number and I was anonymous... -DH

You: I thought you might know why. -DH

Stranger: What did you post? -JW

You: Er... something rude. -DH

You: About another poster. -DH

You: They were far more rude and they started it, to be fair. -DH

Stranger: What did you say? -MH

You: I was just defending Uncle, why? It doesn't matter. It didn't have anything revealing in it. I'm not stupid. -DH

Stranger: Why did he need to be defended? -MH

You: Well, you know, every blog has its "flamers" or "haters" on it, and someone was being particularly rude about Uncle's analysis of tobacco ash. And encouraging him to jump off the face of the earth. -DH

You: So I basically told them... where to stick it. -DH

You: In a few more words than that. -DH

Stranger: I see. What did the text that Moriarty sent you say? -MH

You: It just says "Dear me, Holmes, dear me." It doesn't make sense to me at all. -DH

You: Is it... code or something? -DH

Stranger: It could be, something like that. Did you reply? -MH

You: I asked what they meant, but the number was blocked. -DH

You: This is one of the psychopathic ones, isn't it? Should I be worried? -DH

Stranger: Yes, and probably. -MH

Stranger: (Brb)

You: (kk)

You: Does this mean I can come home for a while? Boarding school's boring anyway, and I'd be safer at home, right? -DH

Stranger: I'll have to think about that. -MH

You: Okay. -DH

You: Why would this guy be contacting /me/, though? I thought he was interested in Uncle, not... us. -DH

Stranger: He could be using us, somehow. I'm not sure. -MH

You: Are you going to ask Uncle about it? Or do I have to do it? -DH

Stranger: I think you should, we aren't exactly on speaking terms. -MH

You: When will your wars end? :P -DH

You: That was called a smiley face, in case you're wondering. -DH

You: Or really a sticking-out-tongue face, to be accurate. -DH

Stranger: I see. And probably when Sherlock stops being such a child. -MH

You: Right, I'll text him in a

You: Mycroft, how paranoid is too paranoid? -DH

Stranger: Um, that depends, why? -MH

You: Because I think I might be being followed. -DH

Stranger: Who would be following you? Aren't you at boarding school? -MH

You: Um. -DH

You: I'm not really that far from campus, I swear. -DH

You: Not... terribly far. -DH

Stranger: Where are you? - MH

You: About a hundred miles out of

You: Shit, I think he /is/ following me. -DH

You: I swear he is. -DH

Stranger: Why are you not on campus!? -MH

Stranger: What does he look like? -MH

You: Er... tall. -DH

You: And I'm a fifteen year old girl who's bored, you can't expect me to stay in one place all the time. I'm only breaking the rules a little. -DH

You: Wait... he just turned around the corner. He's not following me. -DH

Stranger: You're a fifteen year old girl. Away from Campus. There are lots of men who will take advantage of that. -MH

You: It's not that late... not really. -DH

You: I'm fine, I do this more often than you think. -DH

You: ...Great, I just texted that. -DH

Stranger: Oh you do, do you? -MH

You: Am I in trouble? -DH

You: Because I have just been honest with you. That should... get me points. -DH

Stranger: I will be making sure you are under constant surveillance from now on. -MH

You: No, that's not fair! I've been working to hard to get the freedom I have! This is an outrage! -DH

You: An outrageous outrage. -DH

You: And... you just can't do that. -DH

Stranger: I think you'll find I can. -MH

You: You are such a jerk. Why can't you just try putting yourself in my shoes for a bit? Maybe I wouldn't feel the need to run off and act like a moronic teenager if you showed a bit of compassion here and there. That's all I ever ask. -DH

You: Instead you're always busy worrying about Sherlock this and Sherlock that and Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock. -DH

Stranger: Maybe I wouldn't need to do this kind of thing if you didn't go off campus and then text me saying that you are being followed by some tall man. -MH

Stranger: He is my brother, and he gets himself in a lot of trouble. -MH

You: I was just texted by a psychopath and I got paranoid. -DH

You: So /I/ have to get into trouble in order for you to pay attention? -DH

You: Mycroft, you... are an infuriating human being. I can see why Uncle fights with you like this. Maybe, just maybe, you're the childish one here. -DH

Stranger: I am not being childish. I am being caring and looking out for you both. If you can't accept that maybe you don't deserve my help. -MH

You: Fine, because I don't need it. I don't need the surveillance and I don't need you. -DH

Stranger: As much as you would like to think that is true, you /do/ need me. You are only fifteen. -MH

You: Dad, I

You: (Psst: She was being followed. And just got snatched.)

You: ('Cuz I'm an evil RPer.)

Stranger: (Haha cools)

Stranger: Is everything okay? -MH

Stranger: What are you doing? -M

Stranger: MH*

You: Dear me, Mr. Holmes. Perhaps you should have gotten a tighter leash a little earlier than this. -JM

Stranger: What have you done with her my daughter? -MH

You: Don't worry, she's perfectly safe. For the moment. -JM

Stranger: I will find you, Mr Moriarty. -MH

You: No you won't. -JM

You: You know you won't. -JM

Stranger: Sherlock will. -MH

You: Well, if he does, it'll only be because I let 'em. -JM

You: I do love the little game we have. Don't you? And now we have a new toy to play with. -JM

You: A little piece for chess. -JM

Stranger: Don't. Don't touch her. Leave her alone. -MH

You: *chess piece... what

You: A person like you should learn not to get attached to their pawns, Mycroft Holmes. -JM

Stranger: She's not a pawn, she is my /daughter/. -MH

You: Ooo, look at that. The ice man has a heart after all. Wonder if I could stop it. -JM

You: You'll pass the message on the Sherlock, won't you? -JM

Stranger: Moriarty, leave her alone. She has nothing to do with this. -MH

You: Does she? Because I thought she might be important enough to you two for twelve hours. But if you say so... then I guess it'll have to be six. -JM

Stranger: No! Moriarty, stop this. -MH

You: There's only one way I can make this stop, Mycroft. And believe me: you don't want that. -JM

Stranger: What is it? -MH

You: That's just it, isn't it? The final problem. What is the answer? -JM

You: Well, I'd better be off. God knows you'll have this phone tracked in a dozen different ways. Tell Sherlock he has six hours to find me. Don't worry, I'll be in London. That clue should help. -JM

Stranger: Bloody hell. - MH

You: Ciao, Mycroft. -JM

You: (Sososososo... dunno if you wanna continue or not, but... if ya do, can I be Jawn?)

Stranger: (Haha, I actually have to go pretty soon so I might as well log off now. Do you have tumblr?)

You: (Yeeesh, eddeha. You?)

Stranger: (moriarty-is-staying-alive)

You: (WHAT)

You: (I'm pretty sure I'm following you right now.)

Stranger: (Haha oh really? Awesome. I shall go follow you.)

You: (Muahahaa. I mean, yay! :C) )

You: (Okay, shall be seeing you around, then. Adios!)

Stranger: (You shall. Ciao!)

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