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Miraak and LDB
#I hope no one made this joke already#skyrim#tes#elder scrolls#dragonborn#Miraak#miraak x ldb#skyrim miraak#skyrim ldb#the last dragonborn
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#pacific rim#otachi#newton geiszler#pacific rim? in 2024? mmore liekly than you think#i hope no one made this joke already
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I believe marriage is a sacred institution between a man, a woman, and the corpses of one thousand evil men.
#i hope no one else has made this joke already#mcr#demolition lovers#three cheers for sweet revenge#homophobia
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women are always saying this about me
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people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified
#I think she (american cheese) has a fascinating reputation#so it's cheddar which is already A Cheese and milk which is what cheese is made of#sometimes they use colby cheese too it kind of depends. but it's traditionally cheddar.#and you can enjoy hours of people making comments abt american cheese being Literal Plastic#They Can't Even Legally Call It Food!!#YOU MEAN MILK?????#that's what I like most about it. when cheese is Milk That You Did Something To. and this is kind of also just milk#that has had things done to it.#but if poor people eat it then it must be poison#I get a lot of personal joy over asking people what they think american cheese is made of#and their massive disappointment when they hear it's just cheese that's been stretched w milk#like. it's so boring. it's so uninteresting. they were really hoping it would be interesting.#it's like a hobby for me to see how many comments i can prompt someone to make abt it being non-food before i do this#''it melts weird because it's PLASTICCC'' it melts like that bc of the emulsifying agent keeping the fat from splitting#basically one of my hobbies is turning an interesting thing people make jokes about into Something Boring
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After having an. absolute shitter of a day like a full level shart monster of a day you need to draw a cow dragon eat comfort food and watch relatable netflix shows to make it better
#art#digital art#character design#dragons#cows#dragon#cow#cow dragons#cow dragon#I don't subscribe to the “I hate all men” thing but god today i really hated men today Tuca and Bertie was right#basically school was already busy my group in foods were incompetent made jokes to my face at my expense and didnt have any sympathy when#i burned my hand on the oven wall#and then some guy stomped on my foot walking down to the track and when i got home i stubbed it so hard it bled#the last one wasnt caused by a man so fuck you chair#anyways cow dragons I actually have been doing these for a while#oh also someone fat fingered our schools intruder alarm#i kicked a restroom stall wall I was. very mad that day.#REALLY HOPE MY FOODS TEACHER SEES THE LIKE. ACTUAL MISTREATMENT IM GETTING HERE
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The first sunset of October
#i know its already the second but yesterday was all gray clouds so this is the first sunset of October 🥰#it's been a tiring day but it was so worth it come sunset hours and seeing this pink sky#i had a big smile on my face and was genuinely squealing and jumping up and down i wish i was joking 😅🙈#i didnt care that i looked childish and silly to passers-by. i didnt care because in those minutes that i got to admire the death of the su#i was happy 🥰#and i hope at least one thing makes/made you happy today 💛#the sun loves us#and i love you#obscured sunsets my beloved!!!#Sunset Hoe™#postpone that funeral#bisexual colors too wow i won so hard
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Tradition vs Modernity vs Comradery
+ context & lore:
In the first drawing, Fernando is wearing a capote de paseo, which is what bullfighters wear before the match begins, as seen below:
In the second, Seb is shouting the very familiar "Olé" which is shouted by the crowd to praise the matador. He's a little brat, so of course he's yelling it for himself, but he did get many 💐
The third(which was a random sketch I had that I didn't think I'd finish tonight, so ignore if its messy) has very important context to me. Before going to the final act and killing the bull, matadors dedicate their montera(hat)(and symbolically: their kill) to a a specific person in the audience(or just the public as a whole.) Seb and Fernando are finally in the same color! Seb is bowing!!! And Fernando is honoring Seb!!!! Also ignore that I drew Seb's post-retirement hair. Though, maybe this drawing is supposed to represent Fernando making a dedication to his now-gone rival 😔(Seb: stop telling people im dead!)
Now, some more lore :D
So I talked about this in my last matador post but I'll expand more. I think it's very funny to characterize Fernando in this au as this fun-hating traditionalist. Because you have to understand; he's only this way when it comes to Seb. Because you absolutely KNOW he was doing silly, unserious shit back when he was younger. But absolutely god forbid Seb do anything silly.
It's very ironic because there literally is a part in the third act of a bull fight where it's basically encouraged to be a bit silly. This is a tad morbid, but basically right before they deliver the killing blow, some show their mastery over the bull by doing some superfluous action(ex. kissing the bull, kneeling in front of the bull.) There's some guy who literally would lean on the bull and mime taking a call. But anyways, Seb would def do this. I've not been able to draw it exactly how I want, but he would bend down and do his little bull horn symbol and mime charging at the bull. (Fernando, trying to make up reasons to hate Seb: oh my god, look at this blatant disrespect, look how he is disrespecting the bull, I cannot believe how rude this boy is!)
Also there's something to be said about how the matador shows mastery over the bull by kissing it or bowing to it...and Seb is technically the bull in this au and Fernando is the matador. There's just this unfortunate level of weird power inbalance that still lingers even though their rivalry is over and can't be affected anymore. There was no succinct answer about who truly was better because Seb was forced out of it. So there's always gonna be this level of "is he just pitying me? Is he just mocking me? Is he just patronizing me?" on Seb's part whenever Fernando praises him or makes dedications to him. And Fernando's always going to be haunted by the fact that there's no answer to who is truly better because he'll never know if Seb had reached his full potential or not. Anyways, they also have nasty sex while wearing their costumes and do weird bull/matador roleplay :)
#god do not ask me at what time i am writing this post#its genuinely so bad and terrible 😭#i meant to only draw the first two but remembered i had the sketch of the third one#and thought hey might as well finish it!! at a uhhhhh already late hour#BUT HEY I DREW THEM ALL AND I LIKEY SO :)#third one is a bit messy tho cause im still not 100% on what i want their 'aston' era clothes to look like#but good enough for [undisclosed hour] so yes hello please take more matador au :)#was just pondering drawing more chibis bcs ive made more aus since those chibi sets i drew#and now have these so :) yayyy matadorsssss :D#but anyways the joke of this post is that whole modernity vs tradition meme so hope that makes sense :)#its super late and my brain is lacking comprehensive thought so i hope this all makes sense#catie.art.#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#matador au
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Now that the weekend is over I wanted to share these here aaand take this opportunity to thank @sihtricfedaraaahvicius for gifting my bunch of Sihtrics (part 2, lol) to Arnas my beloved and @whitedarkmoonflower for gifting my Finan drawing to Mark BUT also because she was extra nice and gifted a copy of the s4 Sihtric and Sygtryggr drawings I did for her to Arnas and Eysteinn!!! (That last bit was unexpected as I only asked her to give Mark my drawing so naturally I'm over the moon and want to give her a big virtual hug (regardless if she gifted my art in my behalf or hers, I'm still crying) 😭😭🥰) Anyway long story short, you're the nicest guys thank you so much!!!! <3
Additionally, you can find unedited HQ pics of these drawings >here< on my portfolio (recommended to open in Chrome, for whatever reason it doesn't show up from the tumblr app) 💕
#post was way too long already but I wanna get those (posted only one but I have a few more 🥺) Mark pics tattooed on my forehead OH MY GOD#he looks so cute but also he's with MY drawing and and *sobs*#Arnas is cute yeah but MARK#Finan with Finan!!!#I hope he laughs at my stupid ps telling him to stay away from scandinavian-looking men named tim#I complimented Arnas way too much okay tried to keep it short so yeah chose compliments over jokes#(I HAD to tell him he was great as Sihtric)#also sorry not sorry about the Odd Parents meme it was ~necessary~#anyway sorry got carried away#year: made#all the suffering was worth it!!!#art#my art#arnas fedaravicius#arnas fedaravičius#mark rowley
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My personal belief is that Will is already in love with Hannibal and has been for a while, but he just struggles to accept that fact himself. It's not because Hannibal is also a man, but because Hannibal is, for lack of a better word, a monster. He kills people, both innocent and not so innocent, and often eats them afterwards. He manipulates, he frames Will for murder, he killed Abigail who was basically their daughter, and even made Will believe that he was the one who killed her, not Hannibal. And, of course, Hannibal continously tries to push Will to his darker side. He wants Will to kill with him, to embrace not just the fact that he's capable of killing, but that some part of him wants to kill. Will tries very hard to push back against that darkness within himself, so obviously he also tries to push away the feelings he has for Hannibal. Being in love with Hannibal means embracing and loving the dark parts Will also has. I don't think Will can acknowledge this love, let alone accept it, until he's accepted who Will himself is.
I think that's actually part of why Will married Molly. She's quite the opposite of Hannibal, after all. She's a caring mother who would do anything to protect her kid, who'd put herself in danger for her son. If Abigail was with Molly and Will, she'd still be alive. A part of Will wants to be like that. But I don't think he loves Molly, definitely not the same way he loves Hannibal.
I think the fall would change some of this. A near death experience can change a lot in a person, so it would make Will take a few more steps towards accepting his feelings for Hannibal. Especially after killing the dragon together and admitting how beautiful it was to do so. Ultimately though I believe it would still take some time to first fully embrace the darkness in himself, and then to embrace the fact that he fell in love with that darkness.
So, in short, I think Will has already been in love with Hannibal for a long time. He just needs time to accept it
#keep thinking about will and hannibal#especially after the panel where hugh dancy said itd take will seven more seasons to fall in love with hannibal#(if i understand correctly he was joking when he said it) but this has got me thinking about how will is actually already in love w hannibal#that feeling is very much mutual#but i can somewhat agree that it would take a while for Will to accept his feelings#not seven more seasons but i could see it being a character arc spanning a whole season. maybe two seasons#like will being hesitant to kill more people after the dragon but slowly coming around to the idea and starting to kill w hannibal more#and then once he's killing with hannibal he's also falling more in love with hannibal. and eventually its undeniable#and will starts admitting that his feelings for hannibal are ones of love#hannibal#hannigram#nbc hannibal#will graham#i hope this made sense?
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I have finally calculated it. This is the mole interest:
Pay in tags, per mole picture posted. Drawings also count. Mole interests must be paid.
#double pun?#mole interest#mols#interest#chemistry#chemblr#avagadro’s constant#funny#I really hope no one has already made this joke#because this is hilarious#yes im laughing at my own joke#it’s funny#mine
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Trans boy Percy can be a lot of fun
just a lot of people have a tendency to make it something he comes out about Pre-canon and that it changes nothing
while I'm over here like I firmly believe that Molly would not have continued having kids if she thought she already had a daughter
and i think she would be annoying as hell about him figuring himself out I just think she would be so disrespectful about it
Molly would be a "but your ruining yourself! you are my baby girl!" while crying type of parent and I believe that in my heart
She would guilt trip Percy like crazy about it while feeling 100% like she's doing the right thing.
Do I think that maybe she would realize after a few years that she's being absolutely terrible? I mean like I would hope so
#percy weasley#Now Post-war Trans-girl Percy finally letting herself be free and no longer caring about what her family thinks?#is amazing and i love that concept#i feel like every non shipping post i could want to make about Percy is one i've already made at this point#ik I've talked about trans!Percy before but im going to do it again#Tw: transphobia#trans!percy weasley#I firmly believe Molly would continue introducing Percy as her daughter im sorry#i just think she would be transphobic i don't think she would spew like truelly heinous things like hoping Percy dies or anything#but i do think she would never respect Percy's pronouns or only respect them when she's happy with him#does this mean i think transboy!Percy can't be done? no obviously not that is dumb you can do whatever you want#its just most depictions i've seen have been very the Weasleys all accept him or at the worst the twins make like one joke and drop it#when i just don't think it would go like that personally#though wish fulfillment is also just a good time so *shrug*#This has been hiding in my drafts for who knows how long so I'm freeing her#molly weasley critical
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Failed a social interaction 0 injured 1 killed (me)
#Today has been so long 😭😭😭 I've been out the whole day studying and when I came back I spent more than one hour to cook my probably gone–#bad chicken (and rice and spinach) and then I couldn't even eat it because it was my turn to clean the kitchen at the dorm (which is the–#third following day I'm doing) (worth mentioning I'm running on 5 hours of sleep)#And I was goofing around with my friends but while doing so I. made fun of the landlord. And then one friend told me “hey girl he's right–#outside” and like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hope I die painfully. I need to be back next year and he already makes my life hard enough and hhhhhhhhhhh#I wasn't even like. Serious. It was just to joke around with my friends I don't have anything against him (except for the things I do)#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#And now I feel so embarrassed I have no appetite at all + the chicken (which I had to bring home through one hour walk in summer which–#probably wasn't good for it. And then froze one day past the expiration day) (I really need to get better eating habits) I had been–#preparing despite taking one hour to cook it I got the firing wrong and now it's all hard and honestly not very good and like 😭😭😭#Look at what you did to the (frankly already diseased) chicken#I feel so betrayed by everything 😭😭😭 Can life get a little easier#I'm mostly kidding I'm doing okay. I just need to rant because I CAN'T GET OVER THE LANDLORD THING MAN HOW DO I FORGET ABOUT IT.#This kind of things always haunts me for at least three days so 😭😭😭#I'm dead tired but I really wanted to answer asks today so. Probably doing so between today and tomorrow#Rant over sending lots of l love 💞💞#random rambles#In my defense it's not my fault I'm too poor to throw the chicken away 😪😪 I haven't eaten since forever#It's also not my fault I can't afford a new non sticking pan so I have to stick (ah) to the probably toxic one#It is very much my fault for messing up the chicken cooking temperature tho lol
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LoD readers give a shit about women challenge failed once again
#i am. SO TIRED.#this isnt the first time i see ppl maing “haha wedding scene funni” jokes when it fucking ISNT#catti was TERRIFIED of what wulfgar had become but was in a situation were calling off the wedding would be extremely difficult#bc the entire alliance with the barbarians hinged on that wedding (which is partly why it falls apart after wulfgar's death)#wulfgar is constantly terrorizing catti and almost killed drizzt out of jealousy!! and catti cant easily leave!!#all drizzt and bruenor can do is hope that he calms down before it gets bad#and even then. bruenor keep insisting that as part of her wedding she does rituals that seem to denigrate her (the apron)#and remind her of her role as a woman (essentially giving up her freedom to stay at home/the forge)#entreri didnt accidentally get caught into organizing a wedding he infiltrated it to exploit an already precarious situation#and actively made it WORSE to further his plan bc remember he is there to tear the companions apart and kill drizzt!!!#its not a funny situation! its not fucking funny! catti's situation parallels the beginning of a domestic abuse situation!!#im so fucking tired shes one of the most important characters in the series and y'all cant fucking treat her beyond explosion jokes#bani.txt#im putting this in the tags i dont give a shit anymore#legend of drizzt#catti brie battlehammer
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COUGH COUGH
#garfield#garfposting#they might be giants#tmbg#don't let's start#god i hope no one made this joke already
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I had a dream it was like probably 2012 when gravity falls was still kinda small and I was at one of those random non main conventions and Alex Hirsch was there at a booth, I went to some back corner to clean some liquid that was spilling in my bag, and I guess on my shoes because I was with socks, and there was a my height slop I took down to get to the corner, and it was right behind Alex's booth, and when I tried to get back it was too slippery and then he noticed and lend a hand but when I took his hand he did a bill voice with yellow eyes and jokenly said "thanks kid, you're my mu-fasa now!" And let go for the fall and it was funny
#and i was so excited that we shooked hands#and we took a pic togetherand I was very happy i had to wake up and write it because i think it's funny but 100% have been done before no wa#way no one made that joke already#ALRight I'm going back to sleep i have like 3 hours ahead of me before suffering and tired#gravity falls#alex hirsch#bill cipher#mufasa#wait mufasa was the dad right#I'm to tired to remember i hope it's right otherwise it's not making sense#kk byebye#Alex Hirsch probably never gonna meet him :{#but the dream was pretty cool i don't care it's lame#one hour of sleep be like
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