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my gargoyleus💔
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twst#i heart crack#malleus draconia#malleus#twisted wonderland malleus#leona kingscholar#my shaylaaaa#I love my shayla#twst#twst malleus#still lately I begin to shake for no reason at all#reese’s puffs eat em up eat em up#malleus is my shayla#gargoyleus💔#heck this stupid baka laifu#Schauma hair soap#tf you are reading this
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the spear of longinus
#arcane#art tag#arcane season 2#…#arcane spoilers#KINDA#not really…. i didnt say nothing what if i just went for the vibes#okay spoilery talk below#ohhh vi my sweet butch… u did not deserve this#sa sobrang lala ng lesbian situationship mo yung isa naging leader ng martial law#OHHH THEY R SO SILLY THEY MAKE MY HEART CRACK AND BREAK AND OUUU#i hope caitlyn is begging sceeaming crying on her knees in act 3 if they dont make up this way i will be PISSED#league of legends#lol#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#vi lol#caitlyn lol#caitvi#violyn#piltovers finest#piltovers gayest#arcane s2
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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#kh#kingdom hearts#cardcaptor sakura#fanart#omg they look like siblings 😆#I can't stop cracking up seeing Kero in an organization 13 jacket
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obsessed with this shot from dead in the water in which the guys shouting from the dock are clearly two completely different people in sam and deans clothes but like???? they didn't even get the height the right way round?????
#season 1 you will always have my heart#they did not gaf#“eh it's close enough no one will notice” WRONG i will notice 19 years later#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#jensen ackles#jared padalecki#rewatch#spn crack
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The heart killers ft. textposts (3)
other The heart killers posts <3
#the heart killers#bl textposts#bl crack#this show is do crackable i love it#fadel my beloved#fadelstyle#fadel x style#kantbison#kant x bison#kant? more like cun- *gets shot*#bl drama#thai bl
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Strife Dragonage
anotherrr momentous day in the Strife Dragonage fandom, etc
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoiler tag!#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#strife#gpoy#bioware#video games#long post#longpost#OOUGHHH hes so cool#i love his in-game model#now THAT. is an old man#long have i waited for this day#since march 2020 in fact#strife dragonage my beloved#niche/side npc fans where you at#tfw u r in love with a side npc before the game even launches hhhhh#already romanced him in my heart etc#this was the only thing i wanted to crack open the door of my spoiler bunker for hhhhh
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oh, your love is sunlight!
#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#lan wangji#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#hanguang jun#lan zhan#wei ying#jessbye#egg#another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight!#im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap#the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :��)#made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha…#anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd
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This AU needed a little bit of fun to balance all the horrors coming your welcome <3
#I am not sure about the timeline of this but who cares#this is just for crack#and to heal my heart#my art#transformers#empurata prowl#prowl#mtmte whirl#maccadam
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#one piece#fanart#my art#trafalgar law#bepo one piece#sachi one piece#penguin one piece#jean bart#heart pirates#i also need bepo to crack my back like that#its a real struggle
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I hope no one have done this trend with them before🥲🙏
the sillies
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#leech twins#octavinelle#pizdec#twst floyd#disney twst#twst jade#i heart crack
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The Heart Killers Crack 8/?
episode 9 aka COUPLES VACATION!!!
#the heart killers#thk the series#the heart killers the series#thk crack#talis thk crack#fadelstyle#kantbison#stylefadel#bisonkant#I LOVE THESE MORONS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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Angel, you're absolutely smitten.
More Aziraphale: In Love / Babygirl / Help him
#he's down bad#the best kind of bad#aziraphale#heart eyes motherfucker#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#anthony j crowley#good omens s2#good omens#good omens text post#good omens memes#good omens crack#i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened
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Do you think daemon actually wants the throne, and would steal it from rhaenyra given the chance, or is it just a product of the harrenhal/alys induced hallucinations?
oooo this is tricky. i’ve been saying since season one that daemon’s character seems to really center around the fact that daemon is desperately chasing…something. he cannot quite articulate what it is. but you see this overwhelming compulsive want without form control his entire life and never ever lead him to happiness.
He burns out of several small council jobs and is listless in the capital. he wants his brothers attention but can’t help himself from saying and doing things that he knows will get him banished. He wants his own life in pentos, but nope. he is miserable but does not want to go home. He is desperate to be respected as an adult but blows up whenever anyone criticizes him like one. wants to be an authority figure but hates responsibility.
I think in season one he takes more of the role of like an attack dog. He wants the warmest spot at his brother’s feet he does NOT want any other dogs in the kennel he wants all of his brother’s (and by extension rhaenyra’s) attention and he wants to be pointed at stuff and told and trusted to go be of service by enacting violence on others. but from what we’ve seen so far in season two, that doesn’t seem to be enough for him anymore. He’s still miserable.
All of this to say that i think that Daemon thinks he wants to be king, but that’s not what he actually wants, is it? in season one I think being the heir was a symbol of being his brothers favorite, and a stand-in for actually having his unconditional love and trust and that’s why he wanted it. In season two I think being the king is an idea he likes because:
1) he’s a misogynist who cannot be seen as subservient to rhaenyra because she’s a woman,
2) because post blood and cheese all of his relationships in his life are currently defined by the ways in which he has significantly let every one of his loved ones down in some way and no one can trust him to show up for them. he is now super lost and wants to be his own person but:
3) Being from the incest psychosexual enmeshment house has no idea how to do that. every single relationship he’s ever had with another person has been sexual, familial, or violent, sometimes all three. there is no self to be found in that abyss it all boundaries are obliterated. and clearly he equates being his own person with exacting power over others violently. Which is how he’s in his tyrannical Riverlands arc right now and demanding he be called king because he thinks that’s what they do.
This will not be enough for him either. I don’t think he will ever find it.
#asoiaf#hotd#daemon targaryen#this got long. i think he’s really interesting this season!#daemon targaryen you were born with a hole in your heart. crack baby you don’t know what you want etc etc
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His weight over Steve’s hips shifts, and then he’s pressing his forehead against Steve’s. Something about it, how Eddie just holds himself there, nose brushing against Steve’s and breathing against his lips, makes Steve go absolutely still. The well of tenderness in his chest is downright embarrassing, and he worries that if he moves at all, it’ll spill everywhere and ruin this surprisingly tender moment.
guys. @sparklyslug gave me the best birthday gift ever (and I have a million doodles I want to do for it :))). My love of Star Wars (the dinluke of it all) and steddie have been combined into a single fic and I am absolutely floored. it made my day, year, entire life. I will cherish this FOREVER AND EVER 🧡
It’s called make those hidden worlds mine .✨ give it a read (whether you like star wars or not) you wont be disappointed 🥰
#literally branded onto my heart forever#you’ve given me so many thoughts and feels about this#thank you x infinity#stranger things#steddie#steddie fanart#steddie au#star wars#alsooo I cracked my tablet screen so I’m struggling to get things done LOL it’s bad
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"Sora, don't chase the dreams. They'll lead you nowhere. Just to an abyss you'll never be able to wake up from."
#soriku#sora#riku#kh#kingdom hearts#ddd#dream drop distance#really wanted to capture the warm pinky feeling in this game#iffy on whether or not i did. but can always take another crack at it
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