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Actor Cui Hang shares a photo with The Youth Memories castmates, Xiao Zhan and Liu Ruilin
#XIAO ZHAN#I have stopped functioning#long hair xz is lethal#absolutely lethal#and with glasses#😱🤯☠️#brain malfunctioned#cui hang#liu ruilin#the youth memories#where dreams begin
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Sorry about your terrible shift. Here's thrawn and your newest jacket.
AAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGAAGGGGGG
I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD MAKE THIS FOR ME AOSOCIWOFKC9RAPCOFJROEWPDNFJWKXNCRJEJDJRJRJWJFKEOFKGIQPDGOKDJF
Thank you so much 🥰🥰🥰
#i have stopped functioning#thank u so much#i am forever greatful#also screaming#thrawn#grand admiral thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#me and my husband
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Beeg…. man……..
“full” version on my twitter btw
[My Socials] | [Prints]
#IM SORRY?!?!?!?!#i have stopped functioning#i am foaming at the mouth#i-#no words#you are very talented btw#back to me looking disrespectfully#KFBSKCBDKS#the band ghost#ghost fanart#papa emeritus ii#secondo#you art creators are going to be the death of me#absolutely perfetto
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trying to describe black sails to people is my personal sisyphean task. “it’s a pirate show” bad. “it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island but also it’s not at all” bad again, and also confusing. “it’s about pirates trying to destroy western civilization” mostly only true of the second half of the show and also doesn’t fully capture what i love about it. “it’s a pirate show about the power of stories, how civilization uses shame to keep people in line and turns them into monsters, and the power of queer rage. it’s got some of the best acting, writing, everything of any show i’ve ever seen.” the most accurate, but way too long and makes me sound pretentious and insane. send help i just want to talk about my favorite show.
#black sails#i usually just got for ‘it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island’ but that says nothing about it. i tried to give my coworker the las#one yesterday but i do think i just sounded unhinged lmao#does anyone have a way that works i’d love to hear it so i can stop living like this
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reading what happened to season two of 'the real adventures of johnny quest' really is like. the nightmare fucking scenario. you make one season of a show where you try to bring back an old pulp show but turn it into something grounded and cool without the racism or sexism but with real cool science, and then season two they just hand it over to some guys who are like "yeah we're going to bring the racism and sexism back, also real science sucks so everything is magic now"
#original#this explains something that always confused me which is that i really liked the good episodes but the bad episodes were pure garbage#it was like two different shows#and that's because it functionally was!!#IMAGINE DECIDING THE INDIAN GUY NEEDS TO HAVE HINDU MAGIC POWERS AGAIN. IN THE NINETIES.#season one had race bannon decide to stop working for the cia for ethical reasons and season two is like 'no he loves the cia'
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enter stage roleswap wrightworth
(without dialogue under the cut!)
yk, this is supposed to be a part of a group of sketches further going into the au but god do i not have the energy to colour allat rn
#oh yea he wore a contact in his blue eye to make it the same as the left. perfection in symmetry of wtv bullshit mvk reasoned just cause#‘wore’ btw the cons overweighed the pros and by the time he was an adult he stopped#his history of eyecontact strain on his right has caused it to simply stop being able to function when he overworks himself#is that a thing? i dont know but i have lazy eye in my left and its been straining so bad sometimes i just cover it so i can see better#hm. maybe thats my sign to wear my glasses more often#bye not me realising the context only exists in my head#anyway roleswap narumitsu ft my horrid attempt at a pun#ace attorney#fanart#aa#art#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#digital art#my art#narumitsu#mitsunaru#roleswap au#role swap au#phoenix wright ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#gyakutensaiban#ace attorney role swap#defense attorney miles edgeworth#prosecutor phoenix wright#turnabout tragedy#artists on tumblr
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the cruelest thing about the world is that there's so many languages and a girl can't learn all of them
#legit have like 5 things open at once and i'm losing my mind#slovenian and english are locked down#german is far enough to function in so that's fine#but then i have a 50 day streak of swedish (cause it's my fav country to visit)#and i've done like three monthly spurts of russian (cause it sounds so pretty and also slavic so it's not that hard)#and i've done asl for years and love it more than anything#and i fully plan to start in-person classes for slovenian sign (so it'll actually be useful here and great if i come across deaf patients)#anyways. having a good one#my brain is screaming to stop and do one at a time but i don't have the discipline for that#noodle rambles#language stuff#langblr
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A 100% accurate representation* of what would've happened if Cellbit had recruited the rest of the Favela 5 to help him infiltrate the Federation to save Felps.
(Inspired by this post)
#QSMP#Cellbit#Tazercraft#Favela 5#ForeverplayerG#Felps#PacTW#Mikethelink#Favela Five#Pac#Mike#Forever#Walter Bob#Edited#The amount of times Vegas decided to just. Stop doing its primary function while I worked on this is so frustrating. lmao#<- full of rage#Ok but frustrations aside: Yes this is a niche joke but it's VERY funny. To me#And frankly that's all that matters#I'm never doing that many flip trackings again though#The Madagascar movies have such a unique brand of humor that really gets me#I love them#Literally the only OOC part of this video is Cellbit calling Pac and Mike suckups#Tazercraft would NEVER#I kept cooing over cubito Pac while editing this. He's so cute and he's perfect as a little penguin. He's just a little guy!!!#That scene where he's flying away like a balloon is an edit I'm proud of#I think it's very funny how I was so emotional over Pac the other day and then I edited his little cubito getting hit by a car#I know I could've put anyone as the tourist guide but making it be Walter Bob was just so funny to me#Anyways. Do you think I'd get hatecrimed if I put this on the Tazercraft Reddit. I don't use Reddit but everyone complains about theirs#So I thought it might be fun. Idk like I said I don't use Reddit. I haven't decided yet but I am Pondering it#portfolio
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Anons are off because I'm done with people lying in my inbox, insulting me, and just piling on. I am one person who is trying to deal with hatred from multiple sides but those sending these messages see themselves as just one person throwing in their opinion because you can't see the other 15 messages I get insulting me for the same thing. I feel like I've been clear about my stance and why I function how I do in my small space online. If you find issue with how I function then please just unfollow me and leave me alone. I'll be offline for a while but I appreciate everyone who's sent me caring messages and things to consider a lot. I'm genuinely disappointed though, that this all comes from me saying I love my Jewish community and I hope they're doing okay- My first message directed at supporting other Jews I've made, after months of reaffirming my care for Palestine. Stay safe yall.
#I have too much to get done rn anyway#I didn't get to do my shop update because things are late but at this point id rather take half my income for the month being gone over thi#I need to protect my stress related health issue still too. my wounds might have healed up but i need to make sure it doesnt flare up again#I'm genuinely sorry to anyone who my way of functioning isn't enough for. I can't be everyone's idol or hero or person they respect.#and i dont want to be any of that to anyone. im not some moral figure for others. im legit just a guy who draws personal art some people#ended up liking#anyway i need to stop looping on this. i hope everyone will have a good week.#jumblr
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I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute
#my brain isnt working rn its 3am ive been reading fanfics while hyperventilating over the irreparable damage i managed with my limited life#tee hee im just kinda feeling moody tonight 🤪#somebody please ban me from tumblr between 1am to 11am i do not function as a stable person between those times#i schedule my mental breakdowns they work really well with my schedule#its multitasking cause I'll already be up from insomnia its really efficient in the grand scheme of things#ah i love the fact that nobody can stop me from writing the most deranged shit in the tags of a cute cat pic <3#animals#petblr#cat#cat life#cat lovers#catblr#my cat#cat photos#cat pictures#cats of tumblr#calico#calico cat#OH UH THATS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FOR AMERICANS THE REASON IM SAYING ITS NIGHT WHEN THIS IS POSTED DURING THE DAY IS BECAUSE ITS QUEUED#i queue most stuff because i dont usually have the energy or time to be active at good times#i get little bursts of post motivation and dont wanna flood my 9 followers (at least 6 are dirty bots) with my bs#im just a dumbass that never tags shit
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911 Hiatus Rewatch and Characters Saying The Name of The Episode:
5x09- “Past Is Prologue”
#911#911edit#911hiatus2023#911 abc#911 fox#my edit#911hiatusnames#usercam#long post#like really#this goes on forever and i am so sorry#i couldnt stop#i just kept going#and the scene ended aoskaoksoaksoaksoaskaoska#firefam moments in the truck my beloved#i got carried away#yeah#hope yall have that dash function that shortens long posts on kosaoksaoksaoksaoksas#sorry?#911verse
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the golden ratio
#honestly i treat the distortion as therapy. like yeah the day was shit now come here i have to draw something BEAUTIFUL to function again#i love the distortion so so so so much honestly it's just insane#the very concept of this creature scratches my brain like nothing else💔#there are exactly two things in the world that have ever given me that particular weird surreal _feeling_ and distortion is one of them so.#couldn't appreciate it more haha#thank you for coming to my ted talk#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus pod#tma fanart#tma the spiral#the distortion#tma the distortion#helen distortion#PLEASE STOP TAGGING MY HELEN DISTORTION ART AS MICHAEL DISTORTION..............I JUST LOVE ANDROGYNOUS PEOPLE#and androgynous monsters too apparently#tma helen#the magnus archive fanart
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actually in hindsight why did Rick repeatedly have Piper solve all the ghost problems on the Argo II when. Hazel was right there. A daughter of Pluto. who by all logic should be able to control ghosts even a little bit. like, we know she has at least some of those types of powers. she just never gets to actually practically use them. ever. and then when there are zombies Hazel once again. does not get to use her powers about it. what.
#pjo#riordanverse#hazel levesque#does hazel EVER use necromancy powers? besides *maybe* a little bit when working for gaea to raise giants?#though that was pretty explicitly mostly geokinesis#where is hazel's necromancy cmon#but like. ''oh no people are getting possessed. i know! PIPER! FIX THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR CHARMSPEAK''#''rather than oh i dont know HAZEL. THE PERSON WITH GHOST POWERS DIRECTLY NEXT TO ME.''#heck Hazel is very familiar with people being possessed. her mother was for. awhile.#why not just have hazel go ''hm yup. that's possession if i've ever seen it. hold on i've got this'' and then she uses pluto powers#you cant even use the excuse ''oh but she wouldn't know how to-''#she's been hanging out with her brother Nico ''Ghost King'' di Angelo for what. eight? ten months? something like that?#and one of her major things is that she's pretty good at picking things up quickly and has highly honed her powers#you're telling me nico never told her ''btw just in case: if you ever need to exorcise a ghost from someone just idk smack 'em''#like why is the exorcising ghosts piper's job#and why with the zombie apocalypse was it like ''oh no we can't do anything until apollo comes over to help us or whatever''#''if only we had a CENTURION WITH NECROMANCY POWERS. like a CHILD OF PLUTO OR SOMETHING''#''WHOSE BROTHER VERY FAMOUSLY GOT A ZOMBIE AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT''#and its like. yes hazel does ultimately play a significant role in stopping the zombie problem#but functionally COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO HER POWERS?
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there's no stopping him
#he stays silly#who let blade drive?#wait. is blade the car?#does blade have a built-in SFX soundboard?#if i poke his belly button will it honk?#does blade HAVE a belly button???#how many of the clan members have belly buttons. they're not even functional in some of u. they served no purpose#just little decorations.... a lil tattoo on your abdomen....#what if olivine was the one driving and blade still manages to maintain control over the horn#there is no stopping the edroid strength#passenger wants to honk the silly horn and by GUM it SHALL be honked#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival blade#nu carnival olivine
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webtoon up to their crappy money making BS again 😐 aren't they already making enough money off their tens of millions of monthly readers? Did they set up this whole coin system with the end goal of using their site as an advertising platform?
Webtoon doesn't even feel like it's about web comics anymore. It's about piggybacking off creators' hard work to suck money from its users, credit card or not.
If the comic is ongoing, there's a fast pass system, with coins to advance. If the comic is finished, there's a daily pass system, with coins to advance. If the comic is popular and finished in another language, there's both. A popular webtoon will be complete and you have 60 days max to binge read before it's paywalled despite the fact you might have kept up with it for years at that point.
Now it's not enough for you to scroll through the episodes to get coins, now they want you to do a quiz. There might not even be enough slots for everyone to do the quiz! There was a time when there was no expiration date on coins you earned. Now you only get to keep the coins for 7 days. Go drop dead, right now.
From what I've read, creators don't get paid if someone purchases fast pass with free coins. I never thought webtoon was a benevolent entity creating a safe haven for aspiring comic creators, but their real greed as a company under multibillion-won-earning Naver is finally showing.
#say it with me kids#screw webtoon#screw Naver#chop chop kill kill#who's all this extra money going to?#not the creators I can tell you that#I stopped using tapastic because the ink hoarding was too stressful#now webtoon is functionally no better#as soon as a webtoon is finished you have a month to bingeread#or pray it's on another site where you can read the story you liked for free again#say it with me guys#SCREW paywalls!!!#webtoon#should I tag every webtoon again#I'll just tag a few#unordinary#marionetta#true beauty#lore olympus#your throne#eleceed#let's play#I love Yoo#lookism
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#I have a schedule to get things done but my legs are not functioning without pain again today#and the brain shit is comng back#since i had to stop all treatments and medications ill just have days where I Cannot Do Anything and#i would pay real money to have this transfered to another day where I did not have Things To DO#I need a mech body that never faulters so I can be a productive beast#sara shush
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