#I have never played resident evil

[knight-of-heart-and-art]

hm. i am just now learning that heisenberg residentevil is a boss battle and not just some kind of baffling love interest

[tossacointoyourhotmess]

Resident Evil (1996 - )

Alpha Team is flying around the Forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we're searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, "Bravo Team", who disappeared during the middle of our mission.

Bizarre Murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. Bravo Team went to the hideout of the group….and disappeared.

[meliciousmel13]

he’s so coquette

UIVBRWUIFBJKEABDJDB

[akilahia]

One thing about Resident Evil, they sure do know how to write straight couples.

[mothmp3]

You want STARS?

[caitlynmeow]

Lmao I really love how canonically Alcina said this to her daughters:

@ Bela: “I expect results.”

@ Cassandra: “you’re my daughter, act like it.”

And then there is Daniela and Alcina is just “have fun!”

[videogameshibas]

THAT FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!! Mira (Silent Hill 2 Remake)

Does this mean I should update my pfp now? Lol.

I was never ever really a silent hill guy, but from a shiba loving point and also just enjoying videogames, I acknowledge she is iconic!!! This was such a silly but welcome suprise.

Her animations are simutaneously a huge improvement from a remake standpoint but also hmm eeeh? Like the animation of her licking that guys face I found a little eh! But otherwise I LOVE how shes doing something now, how shes just wiggling her little paws pressing buttons it is SOOOO CUTE...

I think I have a bit of the problem of the lighting, but haha thats a story for another blog. 20/10 all hail our shiba overlords and silent hill fans im sorry i am so confused 🙏

[sillyabtmusic]

"It has been reported that the virus is not airborne but can be transferred by contact of blood." - Flip that Coin : The KingDom

[darklinkyuri]

Blondes everywhere

[thxnks4themrms]

I know you don't play a lot of games but did you know. Leon Kennedy from resident evil is the demolition man actually

(the guy he's modeled after is the same guy that portrays the demolition man on the lotms cover and that blew my mind when I played re6 for the first time)

- 🪓🖤

WOAH THATS COOL

[skyburger]

"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die

[ramontism]

[kiwinatorwaffles]

re2 shitpost because my friends were talking about this meme

[astrxealis]

dear gods i adore horror tbh but i am way too sensitive to it

[ellipsiseffervescent]

so i made a chart on my headcannons for how i think the resi characters would identify their sexualities. it's not totally comprehensive of all sexualities, of course, and i left romantic flags off for space reasons. i also put a clean version of the chart for your own hyperinterest fandom needs (maybe type words instead of spending an hour on circles like me idk) obligatory: this is a silly lil opinion, not analysis

some quick thoughts on my hcs:

some bisexuals in this category choose this label because it’s just what theyre used to (wesker, billy coen), others because they think it sounds sexier than pansexual (carlos)

however, I think excella would identify as bi for illogical terf reasons

OG re4 ashley is homophobic. 4 remake ashley is a sweet asexual lesbian who supports her best friends, two guys fucking (leon and luis)

only sherry uses the word “pansexual” for herself, everyone else gives generalized “gender doesn’t matter to me” answers (except leon, who blushes but won’t say anything)

jill goes back and forth on how to define herself but she’s not too concerned with picking a label. if she likes you, you’ll know, otherwise don’t worry about it

helena is asexual, aromantic, and tired of the allosexual shenanigans of re6

maybe barry had a gay experience in the military, but if so it's essentially a repressed memory. he fought w his daughter moira when she first came out for what were certainly unrelated reasons, but now he's a proud ally to his queer child.

ethan and heisenburg absolutely had homoerotic tension but it only went one way. ik theres a lot of fanwork for gay ethan but i get nothing queer from that guy sorry

mia's conservative coded to me in a way i can't quite explain. like i think she would have kicked her daughter out of the house for being queer

Here's the clean chart: