#I have never played resident evil
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hm. i am just now learning that heisenberg residentevil is a boss battle and not just some kind of baffling love interest
#i have never played resident evil#you can guess where i got this idea#well. i would prefer you didn't call me on it if you figure it out#but you can probably figure it out#corvid's bs
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Resident Evil (1996 - )
Alpha Team is flying around the Forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we're searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, "Bravo Team", who disappeared during the middle of our mission.
Bizarre Murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. Bravo Team went to the hideout of the group….and disappeared.
#Resident evil#i love this franchise#I’ve been playing them since I was 5#Have never missed a release#chris redfield#claire redfield#leon s kennedy#jill valentine#rebecca chambers#ethan winters
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he’s so coquette
UIVBRWUIFBJKEABDJDB
#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#resident evil#resident evil leon#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#re4 remake#re4 leon#i have never played this game i just find him attractive
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One thing about Resident Evil, they sure do know how to write straight couples.
#Like I genuinely think I have more straight ships for RE than any other fandom#or idk about ‘straight’ exactly but definitely opposite sex pairings#I do see most of them as bi at the least#resident evil#cleon#Aeon#valenfield#mithan#I could never hate you Mithan#CLEVE#I miss you Cleve#Cleve come back to me#Creva#lot of c ship names I notice#valeveira#jarlos#Takeru tominaga x Yuki Mayu#Tomayu#?#they probably don’t have a ship name yet#Bruce McGivern x Fongling#I literally can’t think of a ship name for them#also idk if any of these ships are problematic because I haven’t played through all the games or looked more in detail#let me know if any of these are bad please
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Lmao I really love how canonically Alcina said this to her daughters:
@ Bela: “I expect results.”
@ Cassandra: “you’re my daughter, act like it.”
And then there is Daniela and Alcina is just “have fun!”
#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#it’s the way Alcina babies Daniela#she leaves the actual work to bela and Cassandra and dani is just there to enjoy herself#but it’s not always fun and games because dani notices this and instead of enjoying her freedom she often thinks that her mama doesn’t#think of her as capable as her sisters#that she’ll never be as good as them that’s why she’s excluded from many things and never sent alone for any of these things#idk i was going thru the game again and I noticed these lines between Alcina and her bug spawns#like bela is her eldest and she’s expected to handle things on her own#Cassandra is also ruthless and Alcina wants her to put that skill into work#she was literally like ‘stop messing around and bring me Ethan’s head’ because Cassandra was scaring him at random with her ‘rawr’ and ‘bo!’#like pls stop playing hide and seek with the man and kill him already#Daniela is different because he’s Alcina wants her to have fun but she worries about her#she isn’t as strong as her sisters that’s why she’s kept in the library while her sisters go on the hunt#she’s just young okay#still learning#that’s why mama gets worried about her and woukd rather keep her somewhere safe than send her into danger#like even during normal hunts Daniel is never alone
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THAT FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!! Mira (Silent Hill 2 Remake)
Does this mean I should update my pfp now? Lol.
I was never ever really a silent hill guy, but from a shiba loving point and also just enjoying videogames, I acknowledge she is iconic!!! This was such a silly but welcome suprise.
Her animations are simutaneously a huge improvement from a remake standpoint but also hmm eeeh? Like the animation of her licking that guys face I found a little eh! But otherwise I LOVE how shes doing something now, how shes just wiggling her little paws pressing buttons it is SOOOO CUTE...
I think I have a bit of the problem of the lighting, but haha thats a story for another blog. 20/10 all hail our shiba overlords and silent hill fans im sorry i am so confused 🙏
#id say im more of a resident evil guy and like. yes and NOOOOOOO. never played a single game and can only sit thru so much lore...#i like ethan though :)#shiba inu#shiba#silent hill 2#silent hill#silent hill 2 remake#the textures i struggle to have an opinion about#like they did a good job on mira. excellent upscale. but that guy looks so...questionable#maybe its just the guy. sorry guy#also im aware i havent actually done like a shiba review on mira before. someday!#i didnt. actually know her name or that she was a girl until i looked her up wondering if she had a name#and she does! whoopee#mira silent hill#dog ending#20/10
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"It has been reported that the virus is not airborne but can be transferred by contact of blood." - Flip that Coin : The KingDom
#kingdom#the kingdom#kingdomnet#nugudom#kflops#malegroupsnet#foraddy#* my gifs#kd.gif#kd.grp#tagging ppl i know are horror enjoyers but if this isn't your cup of tea feel free to ignore!!#also the quote is what was playing on the tv at the end of the mv which is where this all comes from#are these scenes that fitting? no!!! this is just a resident evil themed kingdom set because i have to connect my interests for fun#this is soooooo unbelievably self indulgent i've never been happier making a gifset#this gets so crunched in the mobile app i swear it looks better in browser :•((
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I know you don't play a lot of games but did you know. Leon Kennedy from resident evil is the demolition man actually
(the guy he's modeled after is the same guy that portrays the demolition man on the lotms cover and that blew my mind when I played re6 for the first time)
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WOAH THATS COOL
#vampy asks#vampy loves 🪓🖤#🪓🖤#ive heard of resident evil but ive never played#I think Leon Kennedy is the dude who’s always being glazed#hmmm#something something TikTok comments that are on videos of strange looking food that say resident evil food#ues#yes#guys look at me using my critical thinking skills#someone say good job bolos#anyways#that’s actually really cool#please yap to me more I like hearing what you have to say#I actually love when you yap to me#even though I don’t understand what’s going on half the time I still think it’s sweet
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Slow, Slow Steel
Content: 14k words, re4r Leon, knife play, Dom!Leon, Leon X Reader, no Y/N, pain play, sadism, size kink, glove kink (barely), praise, angst, comfort
You and Leon experiment with knife play for the first time...
The sliver of steel glinted in the moonlight, it's point hovering above your hips. Anticipation pooled in your stomach. You squeezed your thighs together to prevent it from turning into impatience, or else you might tilt your hips up towards it like you would Leon's touch. It hovered there, not making contact but so achingly close. Was he hesitating? Building up tension?
It was late into the night. The shadows in your bedroom were heavy and your figures were barely illuminated by the street lamps outside. The city, for once, was quiet. Holding it's breath with you. The only sounds were fat raindrops hitting the window and your own, shuddering breathing.
Was he going to make you beg for it? You tried to meet his gaze but his eyes were fixated on your body. Then, gentle as a whisper, the tip of the knife brushed against your skin.
It was cold. Goosebumps exploded across your body as you drew a breath. The edge of the knife just barely, barely tracing the v-line of your hip. It grazed so slowly up your belly, making its way towards your ribcage, before it was gone again. You let your breath out slowly, smiling as the adrenaline made your body warm and sensitive.
Leon watched your reaction like a hawk. His own muscles were coiled tight, his biceps flexing with self control. He was trained too well to shake when he was nervous. Hundreds of hours of training and hundreds more of experience ensured he moved with precision and purpose - especially when his blood started racing. When a single mistake could...
"You like that?" He needed to hear you say it. "You want more?"
You nodded, so desperately wanting to feel the blade against your body again. You wanted it a little rougher, a little harder. He could clearly see how turned on you were. The way your thighs squeezed together to stop your hips from rocking, the way your breath shuddered, the way your body quivered at the low timbre of his voice.
"Use your words," he cooed.
"Please?"
Not good enough. His free hand was at the back of your head, buried in your hair. His forearm flexed again with the motion of pulling your hair back, tilting your jaw towards him as his massive frame towered over you. He kept the knife far from both of you, but it's tantalizing glint in the dim light kept your attention. He noticed how wide your pupils got. He heard the soft mewl that escaped you. He felt the way your hips rocked - did you even know what you did to him when you got like this?
"Say it properly," he growled. His eyes were dark and hard, demanding and desperate. He needed to hear you say it. "Tell me you like it or we stop right here."
"No! I like it! Fuck, Leon, I love how it feels. Please don't stop," you begged. He'd barely touched you at all and here you were begging for it already. It was humiliating. The wetness grew between your legs.
"Good girl," he says. His praise makes you blush, makes you all the more eager to please him.
He doesn't move from his position leaning over you. He brings the knife back to your skin, growing hard at the way your breath quickens before he even touches you.
The flat side of the blade presses against your belly. He drags it upwards, now with enough force to really feel it. If the blade were flipped around, a thin line of red would follow it. It traveled across the softest part of your abdomen, up towards your rib cage. Your abs flexed as you desperately tried to keep still for him. It explored the hills of your rib cage, biting at the soft skin there, before making the climb up your breasts.
Leon's breath was heavy now. He pressed his hips against your thigh and you could feel how hard he was. Fuck, he was enjoying this just as much, wasn't he?
The knife circled your breast. From the bottom, around the top near your collar bone, and then inwards. The tip of the knife grazed against your nipple and you almost cry out. Then it's gone again.
You whimper. Your hands are on his bicep, feeling the solid muscle there that drove you crazy, trying to bring the feeling back. His free hand gently strokes your hair, then your face. He was wearing those fingerless black gloves he wore for work. The worn leather caressing your cheek, his soft fingertips tracing your features. Your cheeks were red and flushed, your lips parted.
He was always transfixed by your mouth. His thumb traced your cheek bone, your jaw, your chin, then brushed your bottom lip. Again, this time with more force, gently opening your mouth for him. Fuck, you looked so hot like that.
Your tongue flicked out against his thumb, inviting him in. His eyes widened. You drew his thumb into you mouth, licking, sucking, biting. You found it almost funny how quickly you could turn the tables on him.
His hand was grasping your jaw then. Hard. Hard enough to leave bruises and he was barely using any force. There was dark humour in his eyes, and you felt the meaning behind them. You really thought you had any control here? His voice came out barely above a whisper.
"Did you forget I'm the one with the fucking knife?"
Cold, hard metal pressed against your ribcage. You gasped, but his frame pinned you in place. It was still only the dull side but it hurt when he sliced it across your body.
You moan. Tears pricking your eyes. Your body was so hot it felt like it was on fire. You wanted him to hurt you more. You wanted him to press that knife against your throat and fuck you. The wetness between your legs was unbearable, you needed more. Your hands grasped at his arms, his chest, too needy to notice how he stiffened.
He could kill you.
The thought crossed his mind the first time you brought this up, and again the second that knife first kissed your skin, but seeing the tears collect in your eyes, it was all he could think.
The bruises were already growing on your jaw and he didn't even realize he'd done it. He looked over your body, naked and vulnerable for him, and all he could see was years of training beating into him where the vital organs were. Which major arteries would cause you to bleed out. Even with the flat side of the blade, his brain was finding all the ways he could hurt you. Really hurt you. Without even breaking a sweat. Without even meaning to.
What scared him most was the part of him that wanted to.
"Baby?" Your hands on his cheeks drew him back to you. Your gentle touch, your beautiful eyes, the concern for him that clearly showed on your flushed features.
A gloved hand wove through your hair as he pulled you close and pressed your foreheads together. His breath was harsh and ragged, his cock still straining hard against you, a thin streak of wet against your thigh. You squeezed your legs together to calm yourself, then shifted so you were facing him with his body between your legs.
"I know you would never hurt me," you tell him, running your hands over his shoulders comfortingly, shamefully pushing aside the part of you that was getting hot again thinking of his strength.
He pulls away and looks at you, searching. You smile reassuringly.
"We can stop if you want to," you say.
He lets out a long breath, his body relaxing. He leans forward and kisses you. Sweet, at first. Quickly growing sloppy, messy, wet. His free hand tucks around the back of your thigh, squeezing the sensitive skin there hard enough to make you moan.
"I don't want to stop," he groaned. He shifted his hips, pressing his cock against the warmth of your cunt.
He shoved you back down. His forearm across the broad of your chest, holding you down against the bed like it was nothing. His fingers dug into your shoulder, bruising you. He pushed his hips against you, grinding himself against your dripping pussy with an intensity that surprised you. The choked-back groans he let out reminded you of a wild animal desperate to either fuck or tear you apart.
He brought the knife back up to where you could see it. The city lights glinting off it's surface. His gloved hand flexing around it's hilt. Did he just want to remind you that he was in charge? He kept grinding against you, his muscles tight with restraint, encouraged by the way you moaned and whimpered for him. Seeing him like this... was exciting. It scared you.
He slammed the knife into the bedside table, burying it an inch deep in solid wood like it was butter. He flashed that stupid, cocky smile. Show off.
He kissed you again. You pulled him closer with your legs, and he finally, finally pushed his cock into you. It slid in easily, the sound of how wet you were making a noise that would have made you blush if it weren't for how fucking badly you needed him.
He fucked you like that, hard and unrelenting, with the knife buried in the bedside just inches away.
#leon kennedy smut#resident evil 4 smut#re4r smut#re4r fanfic#leon kennedy fanfic#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#re4r Leon#knife k!nk#idk what else to tag anyways#would you believe this is the first fanfic ive ever finished?#i edited this like 5 times but if I keep editing it im never going to publish it so here. take it.#i want leon to HURT me#also sorry for a little angst but i thought it'd be fitting like idk if he could kill [spoilers] and then engage in knife play without#having some complicated feelings about it#mine#pls tell me if you liked it i need the validation
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"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die
#i had to google horror games after i thought really hard for silent hill and fnaf#because like. resident evil is just not a horror game in my mind... its just cool zombie game...#to be fair though. the only one i actually played a portion of was re6 which is probably the least scary one in the whole series#anyway do the kids still find silent hill and fnaf scary. i dont know.#well the former id say yes given how prevalent ps1 horror has been in recent years#fnaf i have no idea. im a massive wuss so its scary when i play it for myself#but watching someone else play them especially when i know them well isnt scary#and ive watched fnaf videos for YEARS#so i dont know. (old man voice) these damn kids... back in my day we watched markiplier scream at freddy fazbear and we LIKED it!#anyway its objectively a horror game and thata literally fine thats all i needed for this post#MY POINT HERE. my point here#IS THAT HIT ZACK AND WIKI LEVEL KEEPER OF THE ICE. IS SOOOOO SCARY#its not that scary but i see tjat level and im like 3 years old making my mom play this level for me again#and for the record yes me and my sister really did make our mom help us with z&w#she remembers helping us with frost breath the most because we like did notttttt get that one at all#and she could never remember how to do the mirrors based on what combination of stands is there (because tjeres like a few variations)#so she always had to look up a guide 😭😭#my poor mother on fucking gamefaqs or something in like 2010... legends only#anyway if you have no idea what level im talking about (any of my oomfs reading this that isnt end) (hi end) PLEASE look up this level#and i need you to think of like a 5(?) year old making her mom play this game.#this aforementioned child is still a massive wuss as an adult btw. some things never change#anyway watch that level and think about how someone like me. whos already a scaredy cat!#imagine how someone like me felt at age 5 possibly younger playing this level#I WISH I COULD LIKE CONVEY EMOTIONS OVER TUMBLR. why cant i attach a .emotion file to this post#anyway ramble over <- hes said that like a million times today#scariest level in a game ever...!!!!! FUCK that keeper of the ice bitch im GLAD he died#muffin mumbles
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#im so fucking upset frye lost hi#I will deadass never play another splatfest again#Normalize sala-cest#Yes I call the ship sala-cest idk do u have anything better#That’s what I thought#Fat ass burrito#The one part in big betrayal where they go BANGBANGBABG#ramon salazar#salazar#salazar re4#Ramon re4#re4 remake#resident evil 4#re4#re4make#resident evil#biohazard 4#Sala-cest
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re2 shitpost because my friends were talking about this meme
#i have literally never played resident evil#everything i know is through osmosis#resident evil#resident evil 2#re2#re2 leon#re2 ada#leon s kennedy#ada wong#kiwi’s scribbles
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dear gods i adore horror tbh but i am way too sensitive to it
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#idk how to describe 'sensitive' rn i'm dying in the head i should be asleep but Man!!!!!#i search up tons of horror stuff for funsies. movies uhh creepypastas stories real life events etc. fun!#BUT it freaks me out wayyy too much. bcs i really don't deal well w Those feelings of paranoia.#my imagination too good i was scared at night going to sleep bcs i'd imagine what to do if an intruder came in from the bedroom door#or bathroom door and think of how i'd escape Death.........#Did Not Help my area before was kinda yk. chillax. chillax meaning grassy tree-sy backyard overgrown trees#old-ish in a filipino chill neighborhood that isn't very fancy ?????? idk.#and the fact one time my dad almost died and someone standing close to him Did die so. haha. traumatized from that.#I WASN'T THERE..... but i rmbr my dad coming home and the news absolutely terrified me. anyway!#wow... rambling on tumblr at 3 and a half am... Nostalgic.#anyway yeah i love love love horror stuff but i am !!! so bad w them !!! like jesus christ i adore resident evil and bloodborne#is my whole bloodline. or something. but i can't even watch my twin kill 1 zombie in a re game Demo (she can't do it either)#and i can only make it to killing the first monster in bloodborne and explore a tiny bit where there are still no enemies. god.#AAAGGGGHHHhhhh ... and the first point of horror in omori then i stop playing for months...... even tho i rlly wna play more :((#2024 ........ cmon... i will try to overcome my fears more.#i've improved somewhat at least! ...from when i was younger. like. man. i could never stay in night-time in games ever.#ffxv? nah i always have to travel at morning. only when i got strong enough that daemons were nothing to me did i stop#getting scared. ouuughhh... and i always try to be stealthy in games........... for many reasons ofc but 1. Scared#okay i shut up now. apollo rambles of tonight: done and over!
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#dad gave me his ps5 bc it was pretty much just a baldur’s gate machine for him and. his special interest has changed jsgsjsk#dude put 266hrs into bg3 and then never touched the console again#the controller was literally covered in dust jsgskdh i didn’t know that could happen#n e way yeah never played any of these games before#but since i have a next gen console nowwww#it’s time#but choices are hard#resident evil 2#re2 remake#ghost of tsushima#spiderman ps5#kingdom hearts#playstation
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so i made a chart on my headcannons for how i think the resi characters would identify their sexualities. it's not totally comprehensive of all sexualities, of course, and i left romantic flags off for space reasons. i also put a clean version of the chart for your own hyperinterest fandom needs (maybe type words instead of spending an hour on circles like me idk) obligatory: this is a silly lil opinion, not analysis
some quick thoughts on my hcs:
some bisexuals in this category choose this label because it’s just what theyre used to (wesker, billy coen), others because they think it sounds sexier than pansexual (carlos)
however, I think excella would identify as bi for illogical terf reasons
OG re4 ashley is homophobic. 4 remake ashley is a sweet asexual lesbian who supports her best friends, two guys fucking (leon and luis)
only sherry uses the word “pansexual” for herself, everyone else gives generalized “gender doesn’t matter to me” answers (except leon, who blushes but won’t say anything)
jill goes back and forth on how to define herself but she’s not too concerned with picking a label. if she likes you, you’ll know, otherwise don’t worry about it
helena is asexual, aromantic, and tired of the allosexual shenanigans of re6
maybe barry had a gay experience in the military, but if so it's essentially a repressed memory. he fought w his daughter moira when she first came out for what were certainly unrelated reasons, but now he's a proud ally to his queer child.
ethan and heisenburg absolutely had homoerotic tension but it only went one way. ik theres a lot of fanwork for gay ethan but i get nothing queer from that guy sorry
mia's conservative coded to me in a way i can't quite explain. like i think she would have kicked her daughter out of the house for being queer
Here's the clean chart:
#resident evil#resident evil fandom#fandom#chris redfield#i actually have never played four lol those are based on clips fanart and vibes#albert wesker#leon kennedy#jill valentine#rebecca chambers#claire redfield#excella gionne#helena harper#ada wong
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Why didn’t Leon just give him a herb?
#luis serra#resident evil#re4#re4 luis#re4 remake#luis serra navarro#resident evil 4#jellyarts#I’ve been watching my partner play re4 at least twice a year for 8 years and have never even cared about luis#now I care very much
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