emily | 20s | she/her | i really don’t know how to stick to a theme (formerly majimas-tanto)
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They should invent a falling asleep that is easy
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i love ending texts with "hehe" bc im a mischievous little plotter who is also a bit silly hehe
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"It is what it is" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety
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having death on her knees... crazy stuff only agatha harkness could do
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not
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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars
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I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out
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I mean that "make your survival a threat you intend to carry out". There are/will be people who want you and yours gone. Don't give them the satisfaction. If nothing else, stay alive out of spite, and help (in any way you can) make those assholes regret their choices. Choose joyful spite.
I know this choice is hard. I know this seems like pointless and false positivity. It's not. Make your survival a fucking threat to those in power, any way you can.
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