emily | 20s | she/her | i really don’t know how to stick to a theme (formerly majimas-tanto)
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i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
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writing dialogue is just advanced theater where you play every role and silently judge yourself as the audience.
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If you've started a movie and got at least half way through, that counts as yes.
#i spent four days snowed in alone ofc i have jsgskdh#it was lotr btw#first time ever watching them why did no one warn me i would be so sad by the end
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights
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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent
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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,
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Tumblr users at New Year's after reblogging a post celebrating the wrong year on purpose
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do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment
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whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
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Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually
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did your boyfriend awooga at your selfies or do i have to
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