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bangjiazheng ¡ 5 days ago
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【Special Situation】Today afternoon,evening,Eating dinner in advance…………
【Special Situation】Today afternoon,evening,Eating dinner in advance…………
This afternoon, near the evening, I was recording seriously………(Note:Happine~,Happing~!!!!………………) Dad and Mom prepared delicious dinner, and I had dinner in advance. I ate dinner while recording, and now, I have finished dinner. After dinner, I continued to record seriously. After recording, I continued to learn Czech language, Happy Happy!!!!
Bangjia Zheng
31.10.2024 Evening
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heartorbit ¡ 18 days ago
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billions must yuri
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a-most-beloved-fool ¡ 1 month ago
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Kinda want to write a Spock POV post-fal-tor-pan fic where Spock sees Jim and is instantly whammed with the fact that he's in love with him, but still has no idea why or what that means, so he just goes around with a knot of love tangled in his mind, utterly baffled as to why it's there or how to figure it out. He can't ask the kolinahr adepts, because it feels un-vulcan, so instead he's just. confusedly pining the entire time.
Jim smiles sappily at him and Spock's like "My Heart Is Beating Faster. Why Is My Heart Beating Faster. There Is No Cause For My Heart To Be Beating Faster. Do I Have Tachycardia."
Spock, to McCoy: Doctor, is there history of heart disease in my family?
Bones, suspicious: Yes? Why? (already surreptitiously scanning Spock w/ a tricorder)
Spock: I have noticed concerning irregularities in my heart beat. They occur primarily around Admiral Kirk.
Bones, freezing: Repeat that for me, Spock?
Spock: I have noti-
Bones: No, not that, the next bit! Where they happen!
Spock: Ah. Around Admiral Kirk.
[FIVE MINUTES LATER]
Spock, annoyed: Doctor, cease laughing. I fail to understand what part of my medical condition you find so amusing.
Bones, still wheezing with laughter: Don't - don't you worry your little head about it, Spock. You're not sick, that's the important thing. (interrupts himself by laughing again) You'll (wheeze) figure it out eventually.
(Spock, disgruntled, gives up on him and leaves.)
(McCoy keeps laughing for another ten minutes.)
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periwinkla ¡ 4 months ago
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Pokeattorney AU x 15th anniversary skit because I take great personal enjoyment in making fun of Edgeworth
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...just as much as Phoenix does. The video in question :
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_ pokeattorney AU tag
Btw just for the record whenever I mention the unnecessary feelings bit keep in mind that I didn't bat an eye when I first saw it, but in restrospect it's hilarious and now I just really like to make fun of him for it. Unconfortable Miles hides and/or says things in the most convoluted way possible adding in further embarassment upon himself. And I like to make fun of him for it <3
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petorahs ¡ 11 months ago
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perfect killer / easy revenge.
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yasmeensh ¡ 2 years ago
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Got the Master sword! I believe there is still one more upgrade to go...
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Bonus Groose after Link sealed the imprisoned.
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sunlaire ¡ 7 months ago
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Francis gaining weight after getting back to England and james struggling to keep his eyes and hands off him
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thesunisatangerine ¡ 1 year ago
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against all odds (to wait for you is all i can do) – part four
alexia putellas x photojournalist!reader
warnings: explicit sexual content
(a/n in the tags) [parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve]
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It didn’t stop after the first and it sure didn’t stop after the third, either. 
Depending on her schedule, you saw Alexia once or twice at most a week; most of the time it was on the night after a Barcelona match and by the next morning, she’d be gone before you even woke up. But you’d noticed her visits had been increasing in frequency lately, not to mention that sometimes she’d still be in bed when you awakened. The first time you found her still asleep beside you, you were dumbfounded, thinking it was a dream image of her in front of you. And what amazed you even further was that it kept happening.
It wasn’t an unpleasant development. In fact, it was something you gratefully welcomed. And it wasn’t just that, either. Sometimes when Alexia came over, you didn’t even have sex you just… talked: about her training and her health, her teammates’ shenanigans–and hers, of course–her family and bits of her personal life. Meanwhile you told her about places you explored and showed her photos of where you’d been. Then she’d tell you about places you could check out, food to try, and even went ahead and promised to take you to some of the places herself when she had the opportunity.
These times were rare, sure, but you found yourself enjoying her company more and more to the point you noticed yourself craving for it–found yourself missing her presence despite your constant back-and-forth messages. And still you didn’t ask where this was going for fear of ruining whatever the two of you had; you were content and you just simply wanted to watch this unfold as it was. And anyway, it wasn’t like you weren’t used to fleeting relationships, situationships–whatever you’d like to call it–because who was to say this wouldn’t end up like your previous dalliances–ending before it could ever truly begin? Despite you hoping otherwise, a large part of you already convinced yourself that this wouldn’t be anything different: just another highlight to your getaway vacation that you’d look fondly back on a few years down the line.
You had a month left in Barcelona, maybe an additional few weeks depending on the client. What could possibly go wrong?
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A knock took your attention from your work to the door. You looked at the time–it was early evening on a Saturday and you weren’t expecting anyone. Perhaps you just imagined it? But then it came again not a minute later. You were reluctant to open it seeing as it was already dark but a ping from your phone that signalled a message from Alexia asking if you were home had you flying to the door. 
Upon opening it, you found Alexia there with Nala resting in the crook of her arm, phone in hand, and a paper bag in the other. 
“Took you long enough.” Alexia said playfully, all cool and confident but then her brows quirked upwards almost sheepishly as she said in a more tamed tone, “is this a bad time? I didn’t mean to disturb you.”
You smiled at her consideration before you ushered her in. “No, no! It’s fine, really! Come on in. Sorry, I just wasn’t comfortable opening the door when it’s dark without knowing who it was.”
“Ah, it’s my bad. I should’ve let you know before dropping by.” She bent down and let Nala loose before she untied her shoes and left them by the door. Nala bounded to the living charged with curiosity, nose to the ground, tail wagging as she carefully examined the new space. 
Alexia regarded her dog with an amused expression before she looked back at you. “I meant to bring this over after the game tomorrow but I saw the lights as I drove past so… here I am, I guess.”
You reassured her again as you locked the door behind her and you watched as she made her way to the kitchen. As you passed through the archway to the kitchen room, Alexia already situated herself by the counter taking out glass canisters from the paper bag she brought. When she took the lids off, a delicious aroma instantly filled the air, enticing your senses.
“What do you have there?” You asked as you leaned on the opposite side of the counter.
Alexia smiled at the eagerness in your tone and pride shone in her eyes as she spoke, “only the best fideuà and esqueixada in the world. Made special by my mother, of course.”
You peered into the containers and the sight made your mouth water instantly. As if it remembered that you hadn’t had any food yet, your stomach grumbled obnoxiously. Alexia definitely heard it because she fixed you with an amused smile and at that, your cheeks warmed so you tried to divert her attention. “You know what would put this all together?” 
“What?”
“Wine or champagne. Wait–are you allowed to drink?”
“I’m allowed since I’m still not qualified to play yet.” Her visage became somber for a moment–it fleeted so quickly you almost didn’t catch it–before the light in them returned again. “If you have it, white wine is the best complement for this.”
You hummed and tapped your chin, turning to make your way to the cellar. “I’ll have a look. I’m sure Derek has some wine stored in here somewhere.”
You’d mumbled the last part but it seemed Alexia’d caught it because she asked, “who’s Derek?”
Something odd in her tone stopped you and made you look back at her. Her face was unreadable, almost too neutral. She didn’t think Derek was your boyfriend, did she?
“Oh, Derek’s my brother. He hasn’t been here for a while but he owns this house.”
“Ah, I see,” Alexia cleared her throat, looking away and you could just see a hint of redness in her cheeks. “Well, I’ll lay out the plates. I suppose they’re just in...?”
“The bottom drawer to your right and the utensils are in the upper one.” You instructed as you continued towards the cellar.
“Oh, yeah, I see,” came Alexia’s muffled response. 
When you returned with the bottle of white wine, you found that Alexia managed to locate the glasswares by herself and were drying them with a tea towel. There was only one set of plate and utensils laid out though so you fixed her with a confused look.
“You’re not going to eat?”
Alexia shook her head. “I already had my fill with my family earlier. I’ll take the drink, though.”
“That’s nice that you visited your family today. How are they?” You sat at one of the high chairs by the counter, popped the wine open and poured each of you a glass. You noticed that Alexia’d heated up the fideuà for you from the steam that rose from its container which strengthened its aroma and made it all the more enticing. Alexia remained opposite you but she was close enough with her leaning forward on her elbows, her glass of wine in hand.
She sipped her wine and told you they were well, described little snippets of what’s been happening in her family life. She even told you about a prank she recently played on her sister, one that nearly made you choke on your wine. 
You listened as she talked, liking the way her brows quirked and her shoulders move as she spoke, how each gesture became more pronounced the more passionate or interested she was on a subject. You asked questions and engaged with the conversation every now and again as you savoured the rich taste of the pasta and the freshness of the salad. You’d never had anything like it and you told her as much. In response, she said she’d give the compliment to her mother when she saw her next which made your cheeks warm up again. Once you finished, you tidied up and though you insisted she didn’t have to, Alexia helped you wash up anyway. 
Afterwards, the both of you ended up in the living room with your glasses of wine. She gestured at your laptop on the couch with her glass.
“Work?”
“Yeah. Just double checking if I missed anything important and preparing for the match tomorrow.” You sat on the couch and put the laptop on your lap. Alexia opted to sit on the carpet, legs stretched and crossed, back leaned back against the couch, her head just beside your legs as Nala settled by her side.
She turned her head, looking up at you. “Can I see?”
You turned your laptop so she could see better. You flicked through the photos you were sorting through, explaining to her every now and then the thought process behind each shot. On some photos, Alexia asked you to pause so she could soak them in.
“These are great. You have a great eye.” Alexia complimented with an appraising nod as you got to the end. You thanked her as you pulled back. Then a question came to mind.
“Do you ever get used to it? The cameras, I mean.”
A pause.
“I’m not and I don’t think I ever will. I’m more comfortable with it now but if it’s possible to avoid, I’d do it. I know it’s a part of football and god knows how much more exposure women’s football needs,” Alexia released a heavy sigh, “but sometimes it just gets too much, you know? I mean, I really should be grateful, right? To have gotten to this point? But the media side of it is… not without its own set of miseries.” 
There was an inflection in her tone upon her admittance–guilt. You gently carded your fingers through her hair, Alexia leaned into your touch in response, and you replied just as softly, “it must’ve been difficult. It still is and for you, especially. And I don’t know if anyone’s told you lately but you have to know: you’ve given so much of yourself already. It’s not a sin to want a little peace, Alexia, and it doesn’t make you ungrateful for wanting it, it just makes you human.” 
Alexia took a deep breathe before she rested her temple against your knee. Then you heard her whisper, “thank you.”
A silence fell upon the both of you after that but it wasn’t an uncomfortable one. She remained that way for the majority of the night, head against your knee as she watched a game of football on the TV. 
By the time you finished up your work, it was already late evening and Alexia’d dozed off beside you. You felt bad as you gently woke her up and groggy hazel eyes found yours when you did. The sight made your heart ache from how much Alexia looked younger and more at peace this way, and you told her to wash up so she could stay the night.
And she did.
Now, your cheek felt warm against her chest despite the slight dampness of her borrowed shirt from her hair. Her skin smelt faintly of the soap you were using and with her arm around your waist, you fell asleep content, lulled to a deep slumber by the steady rhythm of her heart.
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“Hey, please don’t wear that, it’s dirty,” came Alexia’s reprimand from behind you.
You glanced at her reflection in the mirror: Alexia was propped up on the pillows against the headboard, an arm behind her head, nude except for the bundle of sheets that covered one of her thighs, the marks you’d left on her neck and chest last night and this morning generously displayed for you to behold. 
She was nothing short of glorious, you thought, looking relaxed and content like this. 
You turned your attention back to your own reflection: Alexia’s Barcelona jersey draped over your smaller frame and fell just partway down your bare thighs. It felt comfortable against your skin and the fact that it smelt just like Alexia made it feel all the more special.
When you looked at her reflection again, you found her with an affectionate smile, eyes lidded and brows inflected slightly upwards, and suddenly the attention warmed your cheeks.
“But you only wore it for a shoot, right?”
“I mean, yeah, but you know what I mean.”
You hummed, “do you need it?”
“No, I have spares,” she replied before she raised an eyebrow. “Why?”
“That means I have time to wash it before I give it back since you insists that it’s dirty.” You said drily as you turned away from the mirror and padded your way to the bed, crawling on the sheets on your knees once you got there.
As soon as you got close enough, Alexia’s hands were immediately on you, guiding you to straddle her lap before she embraced you fully, resting her chin between the valley of your breasts as she looked up at you. You carded your fingers through her hair to see those fair, hazel eyes that never failed to make you shiver.
“I didn’t say you have to hurry. Plus… I kinda like seeing my number on you.” And then she was kissing your neck and you felt one of her hand creeping its way down to cup your ass. You gasped when you felt the heat of her fingers brushing against your core and you buried your own in her hair as she traced a path from your throat to your ear with her tongue, nipping at your lobe when she got there.
“Fuck… Alexia…” You moaned, “you’re insatiable.”
She kissed your shoulder and then she whispered, “only for you.”
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Something flashed from the corner of your eye followed immediately by a string of whispered curses and a familiar whirring sound. You put your thumb over the line you were just reading so you wouldn’t lose your place before you looked over your bare shoulder to the corner of the room you knew Alexia was who you found, as expected, holding one of your Polaroid cameras. 
She was only wearing a pair of grey sweats which left her torso bare and–like all the time you saw her nude–you couldn’t help but appreciate the soft curves of her breasts and the carved muscles of her stomach. When she met your gaze, she smiled almost sheepishly at you not dissimilar to a child being caught stealing cookies from the jar.
You raised a playful eyebrow at her but instead of answering, she placed her eye over the viewfinder, aimed the camera at you, then pressed the shutter again.
The film came out with a whir and Alexia immediately tucked it into the pocket of her sweats. She then began to make her way towards you and at every other step, she’d stop to take a photo of you, carefully manoeuvring the camera to get the right angle as she did so. It was an endearing sight, really, and it was one that filled your chest full of warmth. 
Eventually, she ended up on you, turning you over on your back as she straddled your waist, leaving you at the mercy of Alexia and her camera. From this position, you couldn’t help but feel extremely vulnerable and exposed not because of your bareness, but because you knew with the way your chest surged with warmth from how Alexia gazed down at you with a satisfied grin, the dimple on her cheek showing as her tongue peeked out between her teeth at the corner of her mouth, seemingly focused on getting the right shot, that this was a woman who had the power to completely and utterly unravel you. 
As a photographer, you were well acquainted with how cameras had the capacity to capture the essence of a moment–to display in raw details the emotions of its subject and freeze them in time, readying them for the dissection and scrutiny of the viewer. You wondered then what Alexia would see written in the shadow, the light, and the colours in the photos she just took of you once she looked at them, and the thought both elated and frightened you. 
Alexia brushed away hair from your temple but as she was about to pull away, you put yours atop of hers and turned your cheek into her palm, looking directly at her behind the camera. You heard her breath catch and then she stuttered out a breath, and the flash barely registered in your mind because you were too focused on the strength and the warmth of Alexia’s hand as you pressed butterfly kisses on the inside of her palm. 
The next thing you knew, the camera was abandoned completely and you couldn’t help the laugh that bubbled out from your throat when you finally felt Alexia’s lips on yours.
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Alexia sat on one of the high chairs in the kitchen room, hair damp, a game of football on the mounted TV that was left forgotten in place of… something that you couldn’t quite see from this distance. Alexia’s shoulders were hunched over in concentration and you didn’t have the heart to interrupt whatever she was doing so you leaned on the archway, content with just observing her do her work.
“Are you just gonna stand there or would you care to join me?” You rolled your eyes and you didn’t fight the smile that graced your lips. So much for being sneaky–the fact that Alexia was an accomplished footballer who had crazy spatial awareness occasionally slipped your mind.
“Okay, Gwen Stacy, calm down.” Alexia looked over her shoulder then and stuck her tongue out at you, grinning. “How did you even know I was here?”
“Your reflection on the microwave.” She gestured to it with her chin and sure enough from this angle you were instantly visible especially with the white shirt you had on. The dark glossy surface almost made you look like a ghost.
Standing on your toes, you draped yourself over her broad back, arms wrapping loosely around her neck as you peered down. “So, what are we working on?”
“This.” 
A bracelet made of a dark-blue and red string that looped into itself with a singular, small gold diamond-shaped charm right in the middle, a vertical bar at the two corner points of the long edge of the diamond, dangled between Alexia’s fingers. She took your right hand and placed it in your palm so you could look at it: the bracelet was simple but it’s delicate nature made it all the more beautiful and elegant.
“Oh, wow, this is so pretty.” 
“It’s for you.” At that you looked at her, half-afraid that she’d feel the way your heart raced at her words against her back. 
You were so busy trying to find the right thing to say that you didn’t realise that she took the bracelet back until you felt the warmth of her fingers on your palm as she turned your hand over. You watched her as she wrapped it around your wrist, securing the tie. You turned your right wrist over and looked at the delicate bracelet, and something in your heart soared at the small gift. The fact that Alexia made it herself made it all the more special to you.
“Thank you, Alexia. I love it.”
“You’re welcome.”
That night while you were sufficiently warm nestled by Alexia’s side, naked except for the sheets, your head on her chest, a realisation hit you.
“It represents FC Barcelona, isn’t it?”
Alexia hummed in answer, the rumble from the sound a pleasant sensation on your cheek. Then she held your wrist in the space between her thumb and index finger, the width of her palm supporting your hand as she turned your hand just so so the gold of the diamond could catch the light.
“And what else?”
At that, you looked at the bracelet intently. The two bars: one and one–Alexia’s number. So she really was serious when she said she liked seeing her number on you.
You let out a small laugh, then you nuzzled her jaw as you spoke, “you little sneak.”
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Minding her bad knee, you flipped the both of you over with a strength that even surprised yourself and with how Alexia’s brows raised high, you supposed it took her off guard, too. You settled your weight on her stomach and you bit your lip when you felt her abs tense against your core, and the desire in you blazed into a raging inferno that threatened to burn you inside out.
She grabbed your ass in both hands with a firm grip, making you gasp when her hold made you grind against her stomach, her eyes smouldering as she looked up at you. 
That look was your last straw; you couldn’t stop fighting your desire anymore so you let it swallow you whole. You fell forward, bracing your weight against your elbows as you craned your neck to kiss Alexia, rough and desperate, her lower lip between your teeth. The action rewarded you with a low moan, a delicious sound that shot heat straight down to your core.
“Just what do you think you’re doing?” Alexia gasped out between your relentless kisses.
“I like being on top,” was your simple answer whispered hotly against her ear, nipping gently at the soft skin there–teasing. 
Then it was your turn to gasp. 
Her fingers dug delightfully into your flesh, kneading your ass roughly before easing them apart with equal force. The harsh treatment caught you by surprise and the effect of it even more unexpected as you immediately melted against her, moaning her name helplessly against the crook of her neck. 
She knew just how to make a mess of you.
“Hmm, do you?” She asked coyly and then proceeded in a deliciously low voice that oozed seduction, smugness, and sex. “Too bad I’m still in control.”
“Fuck.” Your body answered for you in a full-body shiver. Her words turned you on to the brink of falling and you found no purchase as you slipped from the ledge.
It should be embarrassing how you could come without Alexia even fucking you, and it should scare you that she had this much power over your body but in this moment, when her hands were everywhere but your pussy and her filthy words were whispered hotly in your ear, you could care less. So you fell apart, shaking and weak, as you sank on top of Alexia’s firm and soft body, her name barely coherent from the sobs that came out of your lips. Euphoria lit every nerve in your body as you came, the fabric of your underwear latched deliciously on your pussy like a second skin and you were sure that you’d made a mess on Alexia’s bare stomach.
You only realised Alexia had stopped her teasing ministrations until you heard her thick voice through the haze of the afterglow which you barely caught.
“You came.”
It wasn’t a question, really, but you let out a small affirmative moan because what else could you do? You were mush–the intensity of your orgasm caught you off guard and left you floundering that no thoughts formed in your mind, just pure bliss and ecstacy. But as the veil of euphoria began to lift, embarrassment bled into the edges of your consciousness and with it the instinct to apologise. The words were poised at the tip of your tongue when Alexia moaned.
“Fuck, that’s so hot,” she breathed out and when you found the strength to lift your head to look at her, her eyes were lidded, pupils blown so wide they were almost all black.
And then she was pulling you in for a kiss, and then the wet heat of her tongue traced the edge of your ear, and she was nipping at your jaw while she dragged her palms from your ass to the side of your ribs. Your skin burnt at her touch and you could do nothing but surrender, to moan and whimper as your heat blazed anew despite having just been swept away.
“But this time, you’re going to come with my fingers in you.”
She didn’t even let the words sink in. Instead she wasted no time to slip her hand between your bodies and to push aside the fabric of your ruined underwear. Usually, Alexia liked to tease you and ease her fingers in you slowly as she sought as much reaction from you as she could, but the slick she found there must had been enough to satisfy her because she pushed two fingers in as soon as she found you. The thickness of her fingers slid in easily and you nearly screamed her name from the pleasure. 
She was relentless in her endeavour to make her words true with the way she gripped your hip steady with her free hand so you didn’t stray too far from her touch when you moved to meet her thrusts, the pace at which she worked her fingers in you left you lightheaded the same way her teeth on your neck worked to drive you insane.
“Alexia, Alexia, Alexia–” You chanted her name like a holy litany, burying your face into her hair that was now slightly damp with sweat and breathed her in: her scent of sun and freshly cut grass, of faint wintergreen, and an essence that was uniquely hers. The moment left you full with something heavy and warm, something that spoke of and hoped for forever, and clarity washed over you: this wasn’t like one of your previous dalliances anymore because you wanted more with her.
The realisation hit you hard, the gravity of it left your mind in a momentary stasis that when you came back to yourself, the shock of your orgasm knocked the breath from your lungs and you felt yourself being pulled by the tide. So strong was it that you could do nothing but pray the flood wouldn’t take you–that Alexia wouldn’t let you drown.
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roguelioness ¡ 2 months ago
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why is it I spend hours cooking but eating takes like 20 mins
and then I have to do it all over again???? outrageous. appalling. disgraceful.
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ninoochat ¡ 9 months ago
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there's a universe where you can fuck both version of him at the same time
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humanmorph ¡ 7 months ago
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this scene makes me feel like i hit my head really hard
transcript by Iris (sacredwhim)
Jack: I did think that another major problem that we don’t need to get into unless we are compelled to is that Gucci Garantine has some news for Brnine, I think.
Austin: Oh, that’s true.
Ali: [chuckling] Oh, sure.
Austin: Yeah! I mean, does that news—
Janine: [singsong] She’s engaged!
[Austin laughs] [Jack chuckles]
Sylvi: Oh my god.
Austin: She’s engaged with another mission, yeah, uh-huh. She has another engagement to deal with, yeah.
[Janine laughs] [Ali giggles]
Austin: Yeah, I think that that maybe comes in the middle of this—
Jack: In the middle of movie night?
Austin: [cross] In the middle of movie night. Gucci doesn’t know it’s movie night.
Jack: No.
Austin: Wait, did you invite Gucci to movie night?
Ali: I tend to, but.
Sylvi: Oh my god.
Austin: You tend to?
Ali: [laughs] Yeah. I have in the future. Check the transcripts.
Jack: This is a question about Gucci Garantine now. Which is, would Gucci—
Janine: Has she ever once shown up?
Jack: Oh, yeah.
Austin: That’s a great question. We’ve seen—Gucci showed up when Brnine had come back from the combustor, right?
Jack: Oh, there was that lovely scene, yeah.
Keith: Was that movie night?
Austin: Well, the—
Ali: Well, that was a hospital bed movie night. That was Thisbe gave me a laptop that I was watching movies on.
Austin: That—right. That’s exactly right. Yes, exactly.
Jack: Would Gucci deliver this news in person?
Austin: Or in emojis? I think in person.
Jack: [laughs] Witch in Glass, devil face, thumbs up, exclamation point.
Austin: [laughs] Oh… Oh, it’s chaos to have her here. Which might be right. Halfway through the first movie, you know? She lands in some sort of hover flier.
Jack: It’s like, red.
Austin: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool red hover bike.
Ali: [snickers] I just had this whole scene of everybody hanging out, and in the middle of it you’re gonna be like, yeah, every character is gonna fight with each other now.
[Jack laughs]
Ali: [laughing] Do we have to?
Austin: Well, maybe it’s the end of the second—well, I get a scene.
Ali: Sure. [laughs]
Austin: [chuckles] Maybe it’s the end of the second movie where she shows up late. She shows up late. She’s at the very end, she didn’t—she came anyway.
Keith: Flashback to her saying “I’ll be there on time.”
Austin: Exactly that.
Keith: “I guarantee it.”
Austin: “I guarantee it. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Ali: Well…
Keith: “I Gucci guarantee it.”
Janine: And also, it’s Brnine’s birthday.
[Ali laughs]
Keith: And also Brnine’s got a little card that they’re looking at that says “I never will hire Clem.” [laughs]
Austin: [laughing] That’s right. Oh… Gucci shows up with popcorn-flavored wine.
Keith: And wine-flavored popcorn.
Austin: [laughing] And wine-flavored popcorn.
Jack: This is from the Mirage, right?
Sylvi: She’s that Patti Harrison character from I Think You Should Leave. “I can’t watch movies without popcorn!”
Austin: “I didn’t know if I should bring a red or a white, so I brought both.”
Janine: I would try the wine-flavored popcorn. I would not try the popcorn-flavored wine.
Jack: I’d try both.
Ali: Oh, opposite. Opposite.
Keith: I feel like shitty chardonnay is already popcorn-flavored wine.
Austin: Mhm.
Austin (as Gucci): Oh, I’m sorry, did I—have I missed it?
Ali (as Brnine): No, no, come in. You kind of missed it.
Austin (as Gucci): Hey, hi everybody. Hello.
Jack (as Movie Night Attendant): Hi.
Austin (as Gucci): I haven’t met some of you, I’m Gucci. I’m the commanding officer.
Dre (as Levi): Oh, hey, yeah, we talked on the phone.
Austin (as Gucci): Right, yes, you did show up with all of the food and supplies. Thank you. Levitation, right?
Dre (as Levi): Yep.
Austin (as Gucci): Sorry, should we hit pause on the movie or should I just talk over it?
Keith (as Eclectic): Pause.
Austin (as Gucci): I appreciate it.
Ali (as Brnine): Yeah, uh-huh.
Austin: Didn’t give a thumbs up. She wouldn’t give a thumbs up, but she nods. She says,
Austin (as Gucci): I appreciate it. Can I talk to you for a second, Brnine? I brought popcorn-flavored wine and wine-flavored popcorn for everyone.
Ali (as Brnine): Um…
Austin (as Gucci): For movie night.
Ali (as Brnine): Right. If this is a work thing, can we finish the movie?
Austin (as Gucci): No, it’s not a work thing. It’s just—
Jack: I have never heard a bigger lie.
[Ali laughs]
Dre: We’ve had some doozies on this show.
Austin: Yeah. Don’t forget that this is a relationship built on lies.
[Ali laughs]
Janine: It’s a personal thing that just happens to be in the context of work.
Austin: That’s exactly right.
Dre: Mhm.
Ali (as Brnine): Um, sure, yeah. You guys can put the movie back on.
Austin (as Gucci): I’ll be right back.
Sylvi: I am not watching the movie. I am watching those two.
Austin (as Gucci): We’re just gonna step out into the…
Austin: Where is the movie night? ’Cause didn’t it used to be in Phrygian?
Ali: No, no.
Austin: Oh, it was not in Phrygian.
Sylvi: It was always a rec room.
Austin: It was just the regular room.
Ali: My funny—my quarters that I was able to add to the ship is the media center.
Sylvi: My funny quarters.
Austin: Sorry, are we gonna call it “my funny room”? My funny quarters?
[Keith and Ali laugh]
Keith: My funny little room.
Ali: It’s what I get for not having magic. I get to add a room to the—
Sylvi: Yeah. A sound system.
Jack: My Funny Valentine except it’s My Funny Room.
Austin (as Gucci): Can we just talk in…
Ali (as Brnine): Yeah, yeah. You’re here to watch the movie though, right?
Austin (as Gucci): Yeah, absolutely. Which one is it?
Ali (as Brnine): ’Cause it’s a movie night.
Austin (as Gucci): Yeah, well, I’ve seen a lot of movies, so.
Ali (as Brnine): Right. Well, they’re movies.
Austin (as Gucci): Yeah.
Keith: You can keep watching them. [laughs]
[Ali laughs]
Dre: There’s always new ones.
Austin (as Gucci): The, um… The council has need of me.
Ali (as Brnine): [cross] This is a work thing.
Austin (as Gucci): It’s not. This part isn’t. I’m gonna be busy, so I wanted you to know that I would—it would be hard to get in touch with me, probably, for a little bit. Which is not just a work thing.
Ali (as Brnine): Right. Well, yeah. Well, um, sure. I mean, I’ll talk to you, then. When I can talk to you, I mean.
Austin (as Gucci): They—from here, after movie night, I have to go to the Crown of Glass.
Ali (as Brnine): Why?
Austin (as Gucci): This Crown of Glass, not the Crown of Glass that’s—not the planet. ’Cause there’s that now.
Ali (as Brnine): What planet?
Austin (as Gucci): There’s—the Twilight Mirage—did you not get a chance to look at the files on it?
Ali (as Brnine): No, I’ve been kind of busy.
Austin (as Gucci): You don’t have to get snippy with me. We sent over a folder with information. It should have been in with the food, which we also sent you, [quietly] which I wasn’t supposed to do.
Ali (as Brnine): Mhm. No, I was gonna look at it tomorrow.
Austin (as Gucci): Do you know about Lucia? We captured Lucia. Whitestar. Lander One?
Ali (as Brnine): Oh.
Austin (as Gucci): The second in line to the throne of the Principality.
Ali (as Brnine): When did that happen? I thought we weren’t doing any engagements because of the whole frizz.
Austin (as Gucci): Well, there were assets on the move already…
Ali (as Brnine): What assets?
Austin (as Gucci): Allied assets, as it turns out. Clementine’s assets.
Ali (as Brnine): [sighs]
Austin (as Gucci): And so, in order to—you have to understand. They’re sending me because they don’t trust her, but they trust me, and I trust you, and so I know I can trust you to run the Blue Channel with me gone, and I need you to trust me to run Clementine.
Ali (as Brnine): Why are you doing that?
Austin (as Gucci): That’s a great question. It’s, um…
Ali (as Brnine): No, but you’re gonna get hurt, or like—like, she’s a bad person.
Austin (as Gucci): Clementine is a—you’re telling me that Clementine Kesh is a bad person.
Ali (as Brnine): Yes. No, like—but she is, but like—like, you know that.
Austin (as Gucci): Of course I know it. Of course I know it.
Ali (as Brnine): Then why are—what are—
Austin (as Gucci): Sometimes you have to—[frustrated stammering] sometimes—
Ali (as Brnine): Sometimes you have to work with bad people.
Austin (as Gucci): Well, sometimes you have to work with dangerous people. You—hm. I helped defend your crew when you put a Branched on it.
Ali: [laughs incredulously]
Jack: [laughing] Ooh!
Sylvi: [softly] Yo…
Jack: Woah, Gucci big swing.
Sylvi: Pass me the wine-flavored popcorn.
Janine: Not the play… [groans]
[Art laughs]
Jack: Holy shit.
Austin (as Gucci): Didn’t I? And that turned out great.
Ali (as Brnine): I’m… I’m sorry, did you, like, know that Figure died?
Austin (as Gucci): Figure died?
Ali (as Brnine): [scoffing] Oh my god. Oh my god…
Austin (as Gucci): But Figure wasn’t—Figure wasn’t Branched.
[Jack chuckles]
Ali (as Brnine): [muffled] Oh my god.
Austin (as Gucci): Is everything—are you okay?
[Ali laughs]
Austin (as Gucci): Is—are you okay? Maybe me leaving isn’t—maybe you need me here.
Ali (as Brnine): No.
Sylvi: Oh my god.
Austin (as Gucci): I’m, um… I’m sorry. I know Figure was an important part of the crew. I know Figure was loyal. There had been some doubts, but I always knew Figure was—Figure seemed loyal.
Ali (as Brnine): [seething] Yeah, Figure seemed loyal. I really think that the thing people liked the most about Figure was that they were loyal.
Austin (as Gucci): I know you’re mad, but I feel like it’s misplaced. This wasn’t my idea.
Ali: [chuckles] That’s a crazy lie. [laughs]
Art: You’re so far into this relationship to learn that Gucci sucks.
[Ali laughs]
Art: Sorry, realize?
Keith: And I think it’s Ali who…
Austin: I mean, again, the basis of their entire relationship was that back on Partizan, Brnine used to lie to Gucci to take money from her.
Ali: Uh-huh.
Austin: It’s a sandcastle all — it’s a castle built on sand.
Ali: But, you know…
Sylvi: They’re so bad for each other.
Austin: It’s a sandcastle.
Ali: I mean, Gucci got those working equipment situation. [laughs]
Austin: Uh-huh. Mhm.
Ali: Her robots were fixed.
Austin: They were.
Ali (as Brnine): I’m—I’m—I’m mad at Clem, and I’m mad at you, and I’m mad that Figure’s dead, and I’m mad that Phrygian’s dead, and I’m mad that you would, like, use that as a bargaining chip when Phrygian was, like, our best crew member. Like, we wouldn’t have even—going to the combustor was Phrygian’s idea.
Austin (as Gucci): [stammers] And it was—and it worked. It worked.
Ali (as Brnine): Oh my god, what are you doing? I—it’s movie night!
[Sylvi laughs]
Austin (as Gucci): And I have to leave after movie night. I wouldn’t have a chance to come talk to you. I have to go to the Crown of Glass and keep a leash on her. Don’t you see how hard that’s going to be? I hate her! And she was useful, and she gave us the one thing she could give us to make us even open the door, and she’s gonna hold it over me, forever. [softly] Just like she held everything over me for years, and now we have to open the door for her again.
Because we have to, because she… Do you know what sort of bargaining chip we have now if we ever leave here? We have Cynosure’s daughter. And he’s… [scoffs] He’s as sentimental as they come. He wasn’t even supposed to be Princept.
Ali (as Brnine): Why do you think we’re leaving here? Why do you care about Clem or any of that?
Austin (as Gucci): Why do I think we’re leaving here? I’m not staying in the Twilight Mirage. The whole point of this was that we shouldn’t be here. You’re staying here?
Sylvi: Oh my god!
Austin (as Gucci): With who?
[Ali laughs]
Ali (as Brnine): Do you know a way out? Because I don’t know a way out. I don’t think anybody else knows a way out. I think that we’re here now. I think that we’re in the situations that we’re in, and—
Austin (as Gucci): You’re abandoning Millennium Break.
Ali (as Brnine): What?
Austin (as Gucci): They’re out there! They’re not in here! The fight is out there. And you’re gonna stay in here for movie night?
Ali (as Brnine): I didn’t say that. I said we’re stuck.
Austin (as Gucci): You didn’t say we were “stuck” when there was the stellar combustor. You said, “I’m turning off the stellar combustor.”
Ali (as Brnine): Well, I don’t have Phrygian here anymore. And I don’t have Figure anymore—
Austin (as Gucci): [cross] Phrygian didn’t tell me that. You told me that.
Ali (as Brnine): [cross] —and now you’re gonna go to Clem.
Austin (as Gucci): I’m not “going to Clem”. I’m going to the Crown of Glass and putting a leash on Clem. I’m keeping Clem from hurting you and everyone else.
Ali (as Brnine): Great.
Austin (as Gucci): Which, yes, I can do. And no, it won’t be dangerous for me.
Ali (as Brnine): Cool.
Austin (as Gucci): I know how to deal with her.
Ali (as Brnine): I’m glad. Are you talking me into this, or are you talking you into this?
[Sylvi groans]
Ali (as Brnine): Because it feels like if we have an hour to hang out, we could sit in that room and watch a fucking movie. And not be thinking about this.
Austin (as Gucci): [cross] You’re right, you’re right. I don’t have an hour to hang out.
[Sylvi gasps]
Austin (as Gucci): And I shouldn’t be spending the time I have talking to you. Good luck, Captain. The Blue Channel’s yours.
Ali (as Brnine): Come on. Come on.
Sylvi: This is such good shit!
[Ali laughs]
Ali (as Brnine): I didn’t mean it like—
Keith: She’s busy only ever taking credit for things we do.
Austin: Uh-huh.
[Sylvi exclaims]
Austin: And she is leaving.
[Ali laughs]
Dre: Good.
[Ali groans]
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rodolfoparras ¡ 1 year ago
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Woke up and thought: I need TF141+Rudy to be my princesses!! But then my brain went to Price as my princess!! (I tend to be one of those people who is kind of like mom friend, but also guard dog??? Protective as hell but absolutely remembers small details about you and somehow just knows your emotional state??? So I guess my brain was like: GIVE THEM THE PRINCESS TREATMENT!! ☠️🤧)
He’s older and has always been this gruff masculine man. Every partner he’s had has always been his princess, and while he did love it, something in him tugged and tugged until he realized it was wanting and jealousy.
So of course when you join and despite the profession you’re in, you’re so kind. Not in the sweet bbg way, but in the “I will take care of and protect you no matter what” sir yes sir way. And it throws him for a loop!
But he sees the positive affect, how around base the tension the TF used to carry despite being safe is ebbing away. And that tug of want absolutely starts to burn inside of him.
You’re not even this hulking beast of a man, but something about you just screams safety and protection. And the way you take care of them all, has a wave of heat flashing through him. The way you subtly check on Ghost because anything too overt feels patronizing to him, the way you make sure Soap can calm his anger properly and give him you to vent to, making sure Gaz is truly alright after a difficult choice and making sure he feels settled. But the way you check on him is just… more.
Hand at the small of his back, to let him know you’re there. Somehow you figured out physical touch grounds him. Giving him water and even bringing him food when he’s been too focused on paperwork. Somehow noticing all his little quirks and tells, and always being there when he needs it despite the fact he can do this by himself. Hell you’re the only one to figure out that he gets hangry… well more so grumpy hungry and always get him his favorite.
So of course he has to ask, granted he’s nervous but he does. And somehow it just leads to you giving him the full blown princess treatment he’s always wanted. Hell, that pool of arousal in his gut becomes ever so present when you actually call him princess! (Not forcible feminization, just princess title ☺️)
Idk I just want Price to be my princess, Gaz to be my princess, Soap to be my princess, Ghost to be my princess, and Rudy to be my princess. 🤧🤧 I want to love and dote on those idiots so much!
(If anything made you uncomfortable pls let me know! I will apologize! <33)
🐻‍❄️-
Hear me out sugar..
1.
It first started when you bought a new bucket hat for him. He’d jokingly complained that one more rough landing to the ground and his bucket hat would fall apart.
You had stepped up offered to buy him a new, being fully serious about it too
He had accepted the offer, even jokingly said he’d buy the most expensive one to make a whole in you wallet
But he found himself frozen in place when you picked out the most high end store for outdoor clothes.
He didn’t even know what to say when you walked ahead of him over to where the hats were displayed, searching high and low for the perfect bucket hat.
You hadn’t even asked for his size but instead put different types of hats on him, standing so close he could feel your knees knocking together, calloused fingers grazing his skin as you felt the material under your fingertips, feeling heat creep his cheeks as your eyes stayed glued to him.
For the first time he feels an unfamiliar sort of feeling bubbling up inside of him.
2.
Undercover missions were his least favorite type of missions. It involved a lot of play and pretended and visiting place he usually wouldn’t be in, like a bar full of people half his age, drunk out of their minds and barely able to stand upright.
Price enjoyed a pint or two but this was way too much for his taste, had a grimace painting his face, something you quickly noticed.
“Not a fan?” You say, chuckling at the man’s obvious distaste.
“Never been” Price responds, carefully weaving his way through the floor of dancing bodies, with you following swift behind.
“How about I buy you a drink?” You don’t even turn to him to see the look on his face, already signaling for the bartender.
You hadn’t turned around to ask him his prefered drink already knowing it by heart for whatever reason, and once again he finds himself frozen in place, from utter confusion.
The bar was full of people but somehow you had managed to snag a chair for him, signaling for him to take a seat while you’d be left standing and once again he found himself speechless but sat downin anyway. As he takes a sip of his drink he notices your eyes on him.
“Good?” You ask, carefully gauging his face and once again he feels heat creep up his ears neck and cheeks, only managing a nod to your question.
“I’m just going to the bathroom real quick,” you say with a sheepish smile on your face and maybe he’d chid you for picking the worst moments to do your needs but he couldn’t focus on anything else but your hand on his elbow, your hot breath caressing his face and the way your cologne assaulted his senses as you leaned into him.
All he can do is nod in response before he continues to sip his drink, praying the liquor will keep him from saying something stupid.
It’s only been a couple of minutes that you’ve been gone before someone’s approaching him and attempting at making small talk.
Although he politely answers the stranger’s questions, it’s visible that Price is uncomfortable, shoulders rigid, smile forced and fingers fiddling with a napkin forgotten at the bar.
Suddenly there’s an arm around his waist, and he stiffens further before your cologne hits his sense and he feels himself relax in your embrace.
He doesn’t know what you had said to the other man all he could focus on is the warm palm on his back, fingers tattically brushing against the silver of his skin peeking through the shirt he’s wearing. But whatever you had said made the stranger nod his head, glass raising in the air before he walks away.
“Thank you” Price says, turning to you with a soft smile on his face
“Just doing my duty captain” you say with a smile on your face as you pull your hand away from his waist.
Another unfamiliar feeling bubbles up in his gut, this one he doesn’t like so much.
3. He once again finds himself in a bar, this time by his own choice, a place he’d picked to celebrate a successful mission.
He’d maybe had one two or three too many drinks when the world had started to spin around him, and someone, maybe soap? Maybe ghost? Had asked you to take him home.
Maybe if he’d been in his right mind he’d turn red at the fact that you were seeing him in such state, maybe if he’d been in his right mind he’d be able to feel the jolts coursing through his body from where your skin touched his. Maybe if he’d been in his right mind he realized how close you were to him, as you slung an arm around his waist, easily supporting him with your weight before taking him back to base.
Next thing he knows he’s waking up in his own room, a bit more sober than before, two bottles of water laying on his nightstand along with painkillers.
There’s even a washcloth on his bed and somehow he’s managed to strip himself down to his boxer and undershirt.
However before he could try decipher how he’d manage to do that in his drunken state, he hears his bathroom door squeak open and immediately flies out of bed, grabbing the first thing in his hand to defend himself which just happens to be-
"Painkillers? Really captain? I’d never guess that would be your weapon of choice”
There’s a brief moment of confusion, before it’s replaced with relazation and only then is he able to respond to your comment “oh piss of�� he grunts out, throwing the bottle to the ground before he sits back down in his bed, hand clutching his throbbing head.
He hears you chuckle in response before the bed dips beside him.
“Here” you say, handing him the bottle he’d just thrown away.
He looks between the bottle and your face, heat creeping up his own face before he takes the pills in his hand.
Before he can even ask, you hand him a bottle of water and he does his best to ignore the jolts coursing through his fingertips as your hands briefly touch.
“Thanks” he says before he throws back the pills, swallowing them down with the water you gave him, and only then does he notice how thirst he is, quickly emptying the bottle in a matter of seconds.
“Want more?” You say, offering another bottle laying on the nightstand.
“No” he grunts out before he turns to look at you. “What are you doing here?” He says before he abruptly cuts himself off “I mean this is my room- not that you’re not allowed I mean-“ he continues to run his mouth only ever shutting up once he hears you laugh.
“It’s okay” you say waving away his worries “you got drunk and I helped you get back home, you wouldn’t let me leave though” his eyes widen at that, mouth ready to run again before you’re waving off his words with the flick of your hand “i helped you get in bed and by the time I brought you water and pain killers you had passed out, I kind of made a mess of the bathroom looking for painkillers so I thought I should fix that before I left “ you say with a sheepish look on your face.
It’s only now he realizes that you’ve been the one to strip the clothes off of him, you’ve seen every scar every mark he’d kept hidden under his clothing and once again he feels heat creeping up his cheeks.
He shouldn’t be this comfortable being touched by a stranger while unconscious but you aren’t a stranger and you’d only ever touched him with care and consideration like now as your hand is hovering over his in case he doesn’t want you touching him.
“If I made you feel uncomfortable-“
“No!” He says a bit too hasty before he corrects himself “I mean it’s alright, thank you for taking care of me”
It seems like that’s all you need to hear for the worry to trickle out of your bones, shoulders slumping and hand caressing his own.
“Alright, good” you say with a soft smile on your face hand resting atop of his own before you pull away “well it’s late and I need to go to bed or else you won’t see me bright and early in the morning” you say as you get up.
Although you probably meant the training sessions you were supposed to have in the morning he couldn’t help the unfamiliar feeling from bubbling up inside, maybe he should call it familiar since he’s felt it a couple of times now.
“Sleep well captain” you say sending him a playful salute before walking through the door.
And as the door shuts close Price realizes one thing.
He’s fucked.
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siflshonen ¡ 6 months ago
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Asexual Aromantic Senku Ishigami and his gay, common law married best friend and roommate Gen Asagiri who travels for his job
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ulenehlervu ¡ 29 days ago
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happy birthday to lovely @ghostwise :) featuring the one and only leonor de los rios!
it is always a joy to know you <3 wishing you all the best & brightest in this year to come my friend!
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inexplicably-spookified ¡ 6 months ago
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homestuck jumpscare?!?
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catcas22 ¡ 3 months ago
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Grudge Match headcanon:
Messmer owns many, many snakes, but his favorites are two albino reticulated pythons. Their names are Uriel and Tamiel. Both are pushing nine feet long, and both are certified therapy animals. They wear little vests with their certification patches. They help Messmer keep calm by draping around him like a weighted blanket, and they are quite well attuned to his moods. In stressful social situations, Messmer will find a place to sit down and then slowly disappear under his cocoon of snakes.
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