#I have a lot of thoughts about this lady lolol

[starbiology]

nothing makes me feel quite as crazy as how I made an artificer faerie right before the faerie artificer plushie came out. Because I read Brynn's neopedia article about her and Hanso being tasked to locate and recover ancient faerie artefacts and wondered who had made those artefacts

and I was making up random lore about tdf and figured itd be neat if her mom was involved with the court,

im going to bang my head against a wall like you cannot believe how insane this makes me about never finishing this draft page

more of this page (its a giant sketch page)

[wowa-bublord]

Who out of AGSZC likes unicorns the most? Who do unicorns like the most out of them? Since you have the last unicorn on your page, I figured you might know <3

HI. I DO KNOW!!! Sephiroth, 6.5/10 I think Sephiroth would relate to the last unicorn, actually haha, the feelings of isolation and her struggles with being unable to relate to the others around her, and the search for her family/the rest of her people. HE GETS HER!!!

unicorns in general, I think he would like the idea of them and feel a connection to them but he probably wouldn't have much exposure to their stories like a normal kid was, with Hojos whole... everything. I think he would want to watch MLP but he'd feel a lot of shame for liking anything seen as childish even on his own. In a happier world he's unicorns #1 fan, but I don't see them occupying a lot of his thoughts Angeal, 4/10 He would think the last unicorn; the movie was weird haha but I don't think he'd hate it, more just confused on why everything in it has boobs. Why does the bird have titties. Why does the tree have masive honkers. Zack you said this was PG. DID THAT BIRD JUST RIP A WOMAN APART WHILE SHE WAS STILL ALIVE. I don't think he'd dislike unicorns in any way but he also wouldn't find much appeal in them. Genesis. 8/10 He would love more.. like classic, refined imagery of them? Unicorns have a lot of roots in religious imagery which I think would connect with him. Particularly he'd like the last unicorn book, and not as much the movie, he wouldn't hate the movie but he'd be annoyed with how it doesn't incorporate everything from the novel 100% correctly LOL (he's pretentious.) 2 points knocked off because he would tease someone for liking more childish versions of unicorns like MLP LOL (he makes a distinction between his own tastes and 'simpler' ones out of insecurity. 'Yes I like unicorns but I'm not CHILDISH about it I'm REFINED and FANCY'. He doesn't want to be made fun of himself lolol) Zack, 5/10 Like Angeal, he doesn't have a dislike for unicorns, but he wouldn't feel too connected to their imagery or visuals. However, unlike Angeal, he would think the movies were AWESOME for giving so many things titties. Hell yeah bird lady, rip that creep apart! Cloud, 6/10 He would like unicorns as a kid, pre-Shinra. But he wouldn't want to ever show it, since he wouldn't want to be made fun of. I think he'd have a positive association with them because he'd play with Tifa and her toys as a little kid. However, at some point as a pre-teen he tries to separate himself from any interest that isn't cool, wanting to streamline himself into a version he thinks people would like more. It doesn't really work. (without realizing it, though, its very similar to his hero.) Post-nibelheim, he doesn't remember he ever had an interest in them. AS FOR WHICH OF THEM THE UNICORNS WOULD LIKE MORE... If we're going for the pure of heart myth, Zack and Cloud would get highest points- just since they're 16 and 14/15? And they've been to the least war. If we're going for the 'virgin woman' myth. Sephiroth.

[charmwasjess]

6, 13 and 18 (Dooku) for the fandom ask, please :D

6) Show us a bit of a WIP!

:D You get the Sifo + Dooku + Time Travel Piece that I'm "definitely" "not" "writing." Some Asajj + 20 year old Dooku team-up nobody asked for. Especially not Asajj. -

Asajj studied him again, more appraisingly this time. He did look disconcertingly familiar.

Did Dooku have an heir that she’d never heard about? She’d clocked the boy as younger, what with all his naivete and whining, but now that she really looked at him… Nineteen? Maybe twenty years old? The age lined up disconcertingly well with Dooku’s first days as Count. A hereditary title, after all, passed from father to son. The idea of Dooku reproducing was nauseating, of course, though it was at least a little funny to imagine the former Jedi’s face upon being informed that House Serenno required his “gift” to ensure the bloodline’s survival.

But no. Why would House Serenno surrender an heir to the Jedi? She didn’t need to see the long braid to recognize that this was clearly one of their Padawan Learners; he reeked of a sheltered Temple upbringing. She could practically smell the refectory milk on his breath.

“Why do you want to be the one to kill Count Dooku so badly, anyway?” she asked, instead.

“He killed my best friend!” His voice broke on the word best, but his fury streaked, vibrant as a comet in the Force.

Asajj almost choked on her laugh. It was so melodramatic. Cliche. Like a line from an overwrought holonovel, spinning out in predictable plot hooks before her eyes. This Jedi child was pathetic. She ought to get them into space and send him to look for Dooku out the airlock. It seemed like it would save her and the Jedi both a lot of trouble.

She thought of her sisters.

Vengeance. Thick and sweet and tangy, like spoiled cream clinging to her tongue. It belonged to her, but no less to the others whose lives Dooku had crushed out for no better reason than because he could. She was here to glut on the Count’s blood. Who was she to deny this hungry child his own right to the feast? Dooku made a big corpse. There was plenty for all.

“Do you know how to sit down and shut up?” Asajj turned briskly to the ship controls. They had already wasted too much time.

“Yes.” A lie. She could tell that without even looking at him.

“Yes, what?” She prompted, glancing back. Maybe she just wanted to hear him try to call her “my lady” in that ridiculous, overformal Coruscanti accent of his.

He swallowed audibly, clearly uncertain. He glanced again at the twin lightsabers at her waist and seemed to decide. “Yes, Master.”

Asajj couldn't help the small, startled laugh that broke from her chest. That hadn’t been what she was expecting. No one had ever called her that. She felt surprised at the strength of her own reaction. Perhaps this would actually be amusing. At least, for a little while.

“What is your name?”

“My name?”

Asajj rolled her eyes. “You have a name? Or should I just refer to you as ‘idiot’?”

She watched his hesitation, saw those big, guileless brown eyes drift and refocus. Black fucking stars, he lied artlessly, like a child.

“Sifo-Dyas. My name is Sifo-Dyas.”

13)What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?

I know I went backwards here writing the most unknown/unpopular character in the series with Sifo-Dyas to the most popular, but I'd really like to spend a little bit more time with Obi-Wan. He's got a large role in the next chapter of Twelves Months to Murder Count Dooku and I'm really excited. I really like the character. Kenobi changed something for me about him.

18) Type [charater]'s name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word

Lolol. "Dooku FOUGHT." "Dooku only" and "Dooku Nu" were other suggestions. Yeah, that really says it all. No notes, google.

[oraclepandoraactual]

Trap movie theory (or adding to it I guess//ALSO SPOILER ALERT)

Take this whole post with a grain of salt. This is just for fun and I did little to no research on it, just having some overall thoughts. And I only watched Trap once so far and I'm going just based off of what I remember . I recently watched Trap and I really enjoyed it, and it gave me the urge to watch Unbreakable/Glass (I still need to watch Split)

And I really like the theory of Trap being apart of that particular Shyamalan universe.

So I know that color is used as a major component when it comes to the Unbreakable series because of the comic book spin on it

and Trap follows that same theme.

Cooper/The Butcher (which is a cool villain name)

Has a lot of reds in his color scheme (his red striped sweater/Red flannel) especially the red lights during the concert and the poster itself for the movie

His power? I honestly think its his ability to escape. He is the literal rat in a maze that will always succeed in getting out. Cooper is always observing and assessing at a skill that's way higher than most. (also very smart/strong) It may be silly but's pretty impressive and fun to watch. Him being a serial killer is just this extra thing lol

Going further with the color scheme I would also include Lady Raven herself. Her name aslo sounds like a super hero name.

She always appears in white. Even during the end of the movie when she meets the Butcher face to face. Her power? Her ability to inspire with just her voice. The way she speaks to her fans when she asks them to turn on their phone light if they've forgiven/let go of something painful, the way she has her fans help her find the trapped man who she also helped calm down enough to remember clues, the end when she sings her final song at Cooper's house she even gets an emotional reaction out of Cooper, and probably even that weird bit in the car where she tries to use what his mother would say against him (Also feel like her weakness could could also be her voice, considering she needs an inhaler. Her strength is her weakness yada yada)

Couple of other points for why I think Trap is apart of the Unbreakable series. Cooper goes on about wanting to kill Raven because she thinks she's 'whole'. Which I'm guessing is his general motivation in his killings considering he leaves everyone in pieces. He also talks about how he didn't feel quite right. Which I feel both points are major themes in the unbreakable series. (The broken/unbroken, finding where you belong, etc)

Another point is that he found his villain/hero relationship with Raven (like The Overseer/Mr. Glass) She's the empathy to his lack of empathy. She was his chosen last kill but is now the one who ironically got away. The only reason I'm not including his wife in this because it felt more like that was more out of anger than his usual M.O.

And lastly the smallest connection ever but I'm adding it here is the pattern of single word movie titles.

LOL and I'm done talking. Wondering what you guy's think or if you'd like to add anything more. Again this was just for fun :)

EDIT: Forgot to add this last bit. M. Night Shyamalan himself. In Unbreakable he is a criminal but looks to have changed his ways in Glass it looks like he got into some sort of security job(If I remember correctly). In Trap it looks like he is a part of the security detail for his niece...OK now I'm done lolol

[filmbyjy]

what's up! may I request an jake sim x fem!reader with stargazing or like a 3 am date like jus strolling through the city at night and jus spending time with each other. just late night stuff x jake >>>

— “hey so im the anon that requested the jake x late night date and i forgot to put a thank you lolol saur- tysm!"

a/n: oh anon you have made me delulu imagining this😀 LORD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST JAYKE STAN👹 STARGAZING WITH JAKE? wouldn’t even be staring at the stars😍 also umm getting married under the moonlight? now that is romantic!

pairing: sim jaeyun x fem!reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none

under the moonlight

it was late at night, both you and your boyfriend ended a small dinner date about an hour ago. you were both currently aimlessly walking around the city, letting your food digest. jake's hands were interlaced with yours, he occasionally swings it around and you giggled at the gesture.

"you know, you look extremely beautiful in this dress." jake compliments. it was true. since the restaurant you went to for dinner was high-end, you decided to dress up for the occasion. you looked like a princess. a princess with a prince charming.

"well, i wonder who bought this?" you poked his side. jake decides to poke you back after you teased him.

"someone who only has the finest taste for his lady, of course." he smirks. you playfully rolled your eyes. jake chuckles.

— placing this in case the read more messes up —

as you were walking, somehow you ended up at the park where both you and jake frequently went to. it was where you'd walk layla and let her run around. it was a lot darker and slightly creepier at night but with your knight and shining armour by your side, you weren't bothered by it.

"woah, the stars look amazing tonight." jake points out.

"it is."

"not as pretty as you are tonight though." he winks. ah, how did you know your overly flirty boyfriend was going to say that?

"jaeyun, it's been 2 years since we've been dating. are you ever going to stop flirting with me like when we first start dating?"

"never. also where is the fun in stopping? i like flirting with you. you are mine so i am oblige to flirt with you."

you snort, "is this a way of you to seduce me?"

"you aren't opposed of being seduced by me so yes. i am seducing you." you booped his nose.

"dork."

"only your dork." he kisses your hand.

the more you walked, the more tired you grew. maybe wearing heals wasn't the best idea. jake takes notice of this and so he swoops you up and places you down on a bench. you took your shoes off to let your feet rest. you could feel the stinging of a possible blister. you pout. jake notices it and swiftly gets on his knees and places your feet on his knee. he pulls out his wallet and grabs plasters he had.

"you knew this was going to happen?" you say. jake works on taking the plaster out and placing it over your blisters.

"had a feeling i should bring some after seeing you put on some heels."

"thank you, jakey." jake settles on the empty spot beside you and pecks your lips.

the both of you fell into silence as you stared up at the sky. the stars covering the sky, glimmering and twinkling.

"you think we should get married?" jake asks. you turned to look at him but he was still looking up at the stars.

"i mean, we are still young but i wouldn't say i haven't thought about marrying you." his eyes met with yours.

"then i'll buy a ring tomorrow." he says. you shoved him playfully.

"jaeyun, you shouldn't joke about that."

"who said i'm joking about it? i really want to get married to you."

"jaeyun-"

"oh look, a shooting star. make a wish, love."

you shook your head. jake clasps his hands and makes a wish. you do the same. before you opened your eyes though, you felt a pair of lips against yours. jake kisses you under the moonlight like any disney princess story. it was perfect.

"i love you." he says just as he pulls away.

"i love you too."

you don't realise the ring that laid on your finger until you looked away from jake's face. you gasp and turned to jake.

"i meant what i said, i want to marry you." jake holds your hand and kisses it. you fight the urge to cry but you did tear up.

"you- did you plan this out?"

"well i was supposed to do it in the restaurant until i saw the heaps of people there and i know you don't exactly like the attention...so i opted to do this instead. this is romantic isn't it?"

"extremely."

"that's good to hear."

"jaeyun, i love you so much." you hugged him.

"oof, i love you too."

you didn't expect to be proposed tonight, you were at lost for words but you knew you'd always want to spend the rest of your life with jake. he was the perfect boyfriend and the perfect guy.

"now, what do you say we get home and celebrate this..." he leans closer to your ears, "in bed."

you smacked his back, "you really are trying to seduce me."

"and is it working?" you let go of the hug and faced him.

"maybe..."

jake smirks and leans in once again. your lips dancing in sync. you were happy to be with jake.

the man of your dreams

-

[hanafubukki]

Oh my gosh. I can’t believe I thought of this……it’s funny and embarrassing considering twisted wonderland and Azul. I’m so behind on the game but in Azuls book…….🤣🤣🤣 what if Yuu was a girl right but Crowley cover story let them in on a “special” case. Ace, Deuce and Grimm have to pay off the debts and Fem Yuu goes with wolf boy (yes I love Jack) and the whole plot starts. Except for one thing after they serve everyone like in the mini game.

Azul: “Here the new contract states that if you fail to get the photograph in time then I own Miss Yuu and I’ll have her transfer to our dorm for the remainder of her time here and the ram shackle dorm becomes a cafe. You really brought in a lot of customers Yuu, I promise I’ll treat you well.”

Fem Yuu: ~ Jack moves in front of them~ “I-“

Deuce: “Don’t sign! As a man I can’t allow this to happen to a young lady. I’ll work my time off since I signed the contract. Yuu shouldn’t have to put herself in danger for an idiot like me.”

Ace: “Ya, I agree. I knew you were a slime ball but this is just a whole other level man. Not cool at all!”

Grimm: “Ya! Slime ball!”

Azul: ~he pushes up his glasses in confusion~ “Why would I put her in danger? None of my staff have ever been in real danger at the lounge and I was given the title of Prefect for a reason. It’s much better living conditions than in ramshackle and-“

Floyd and Jade: ~Laughing~

Azul: “What are you two laughing about?”

Floyd: “Man boss you really don’t know? You have to know right?”

Jade: “Come now Floyd. Let’s be gentle with Azul in explaining this to him”

Azul: ~Crosses his arms~ “I’ve worked out every part of the contract. What could I possibly be missing”

Floyd: “You want to own Miss Shrimpy over there”

Azul: “Yes have her transfer to our dorm so she can come to work right after school.”

Floyd: “Jade you explain, I’m getting wiped out from work. Exams almost killed me”

Jade: ~Walks over to Azul and whispers in his ear~

Azul: ~He nods for a moment and suddenly turns bright red~ “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh” ~Jumps up from his desk and everyone is looking at him~ “I have no intention of that! Miss Yuu this is a whole misunderstanding! I would never ever do that! Why would you think that Jade!” ~Trying not to faint~

Hello Anonie 🌺🌷💕

OKAY BUT I ADORE FIRST YEARS PROTECTING YUU/MC. It’s one of my favorite dynamics and it always hits home for me. Love how close they are and wants to defend her. 💕💕🩵🩵

OKAY BUT IM WITH AZUL AND IT TOOK ME A minute to realize what was going on 😂😂

Lmfaooo I knew I wasn’t connecting the dots lolol

Poor Azul lolol He didn’t realize what was going on lolol

This was so cute Anonie 🌷🌷💚💚

[atamascolily]

Lily liveblogs: Thunderbolt Fantasy 4x06, "Vortex of Stratagems"

The title doesn't lie, those vortices sure are strategizing!

[Narrator voice] PREVIOUSLY ON THUNDERBOLT FANTASY, Lang Wu Yao was about to be ambushed by Spider's chains in Azibelpher's gothic castle!

Fortunately for Lang, he is well-equipped to hold his own against an invisible foe. RIP Azi's furniture, though.

Spider not only recognizes Lang from his time as the Court Virtuoso, he also recognizes him as a demon and Azi's kid thanks to the portrait on the wall

that portrait tho... OH MY GOD THAT PORTRAIT

Lang realizes Azi isn't there and fucks off, leaving Spider alone. Ba Wang Yu comes into gloat, but Spider believes Ansarto set them up.

meanwhile, Lin is disguised as Piao Miao again and is like, "oh, yeah, those demonic seals all the demon nobles have! you totally knew about those, right?"

... and Wasp and Spider end up believing whoever gathers the most seals gets the glory, so off they go.

Meanwhile, Azi calls a meeting to inform everybody that HUMANS ARMED WITH MAGIC HOLY SWORDS broke into his castle and everybody assumes they killed Jia Li and took her seal.

Ansarto: *sweats nervously*

Demon King: Y'ALL GOT ONE JOB, ELIMINATE THOSE FUCKERS ASAP OR ELSE

(crack thought: what if the demon king turns out to be the unseen Dong Li emperor in disguise, lololol. Okay, probably not, but you just gotta wonder what's going on back there, his silhouette looks like he's got a lot of feathers)

so Uraina (Covid Safety Protocols) appears in from of Spider... but instead of a fight, she proposes an alliance.

...at the same moment that Megamind (Hylas) is making a similar offer to Wasp.

A+ USE OF SPLIT SCREEN, I LAUGHED SO HARD

meanwhile, Ansarto, not to be outdone, finds Lang brooding and tells him he will train him using his special technique so Lang can kill Azi and do them both a favor, lolol

love that Lang literally cannot go anywhere without people recognizing his heritage, lololol POOR GUY

Parasol Lady is excellent, but Ansarto has the best design of all the new demons, Satoru Minamoto understood the assignment.

HIS SKITTERING LITTLE LEGS THO

considering that Ansarto's bio says he's skilled at dream manipulations, I foresee a scene paralleling Azi's temptation of Lang in S3 and also Lang journeying into his psyche and straight-up not having a good time--possibly connected, at least thematically, to the shot of him seeing an illusion of his mother in the OP (not to mention all those eyes)

Xing Hai, observing everything: uh, boss, should we be concerned?

Azi: lol, no, this is just starting to get good, let him cook

Xing Hai also tells him that the Order of the Divine Swarm broke into his castle, and Azi's like, "oh, yeah, you know their boss, can you introduce me?" so Xing Hai arranges a Zoom meeting, lolololol

Locust: you've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after the stunt you pulled with Zhao Jun Lin.

Azi: Hello, handsome!

SO MUCH SCHEMING. SO, SO, SO MUCH SCHEMING.

also Azi/Locust is a legitimate ship now, I love it

meanwhile, Shang et al. climb a mountain in the Wasteland of Spirits and discover a rift spewing miasma below them, which Shang says leads to the demon realm.

it's unclear if we're still going to get the time travel plot I hoped for; that "surprised telenovela zoom" shot earlier may just have been Shang connecting the wasteland miasma with his brief time in the demon realm in S3, but there's still time!!

Chao Feng is STILL ranting about how Mu Tian Ming is the Worst (complete with flashbacks) but then they stumble across two low-level demons who are relatives of the guys Shang and Lang beat up last season and they square off for a fight, and I can't stop laughing because WOWOWOWOW those guys from last season turned out to be unexpectantly relevant after all, who knew.

(the preview for the next episode shows Shang leaping off the cliff with a flaming sword that is probably the lotus macguffin or whatever, so yeah, they're going to the demon realm next episode)

anyway, this episode was incredibly fucking hilarious, oh my god, so many balls in the air, where are they gonna all come down, and I'm living for it.

I hope Wasp ends up fighting Parasol Lady for the Butch vs. Femme ultimate showdown, lololol.

for the record, my money is on Lang getting the seals first because he is a Protagonist and also Powered By Rage, but I have no doubt there will be a lot of twists and turns before then

also jury's still out on whether Chao Feng will be attracted or repulsed by Lang's new look, but either way, she's going to tell him that now that he's a monster, no one will love him except for her, and he should go back to being her sheltered pet since there's no other place for him in the world. Blech.

Meanwhile, Tian Ming is blind, so she can't tell, and also she wants him to just be himself, and I just hope Lang will listen to her instead

how the FUCK do they puppet the mech anyway. Is there an actual guy in there + the one actually doing the external puppetry or what. cannot wait to find out in a behind the scenes video someday.

title of the next episode implies we are going to find out more about the connection between the heretical and demonic arts that Locust hinted at in the first episode and I cannot WAIT to see what big reveals are coming

also laughing because episode 8 of S3 was "Schemes and Conspiracies" but we have so, so leveled up from there, hahahahaha

[oingybinkywangobongo]

Okay so I have a little bit of an update on the situation, this is still about the article that was written it's not like any new info that I've seen on the internet but I thought that I would bring it to you boingoloids attention this is something that was posted/shared within a private Facebook group I'm in discussions about the matter. So I'm just going to leave this here.

This is the post:

For what its worth...there is this to hang onto for some hope, despite all the trash some people are stating (with zero context or explanation, details, which I'd be very leery of..cos most are probably trolls. Be careful and take everything randoms say on the net with a grain of salt. Especially Reddit! lol)

I thought I'd share these finds on the net....

Holly, as most of you know, is the backup singer for Dannys recent stuff. A very cool, decent, standup lady. So, I'd trust her.

Outside of that, my feelings are on the fence on the matter. Wish there was more info, context for us all to go on for more clarity. But get a feeling there might not be and it'll all be hush.

If what Danny says is true, then I can understand why he would agree to a settlement like that even in innocence. Its very commonly suggested by lawyers and lawyers who do just only that. Settling does not in any way mean guilt! Her story and timing sounds very, very odd, though. Not victim blaming, but, I mean...it just ...does not make a lot of sense. But hopefully Danny releases this evidence he has and clears this up. I'd assume since a contract payment was breached that now either sides NDA would now be void?

Her part about the supposed "semen" thing is ..um...that's...not even physically possible?? (unless some weird other medical issue)...to fill a glass like that up, with that...like that...(unless it took days to collect or... lolol), but wtf?????? Just sounds like a lame ass Danny joke text in response to that political argument or whatever, that they had..mentioned in the RS article. Plus he says he's got tons of text evidence or whatever backing up the full context of that and that it was Cetaphil face cream. Trying also not to be biased. But.... I guess we will all just have to wait it out and see what happens. (Creds to original poster)

[world0fmadness]

୨୧ my mother wants to take me to get a tattoo possibly late this year or early next year and i am strugglinggg…

i have some… ideas though none are solid yet and i really cannot decide on locations but any thoughts? advice? should i absolutely not get any of these? please… do not let me get some stupid shit because you do not want to hurt my feelings

ideas under the cut <3

i was thinking maybeee the necrobird drawing pelle did, i would get it quiet small and possibly on the ankle or somewhere like that… is that really embarrassing or cringe? or in poor taste?

i’ve just really loved black metal since i was a pre teen and it helped me a lot through many mental health issues and i always felt very connected to pelle in the way that i share a lot of the same opinions as him and so on… i’ve always thought he was such an incredible talent lost too soon but at least it was by his own hand, you know? not sure on this one, i keep jumping back and fourth between it being fine and quiet a nice idea and holy shit what a cringe idea…

second up and the ones i feel the absolute strongest about is a god of war tattoo! specially a drawing from the journal aka lore book atreus has, i would likely get this on one of my upper arms!

only issue is that i simply cannot decide which to get because i really adore the huntress, faye and the lady of the forge… but i am leaning the most towards faye because gosh, i just love her so much and i would really like to get her quote of “ to grieve deeply is to have loved fully ” tattooed on me too…

i have some other ideas but these are the major ones sticking in my head at the minute lolol </3

[nereidprinc3ss]

hi lovely Sam i am coming to you humbly with a question about your writing process!

i’m new-ish to writing creative fiction & v new to writing fanfiction && one of many things i admire about you is the accuracy with which you write Spencer and other cm characters (their thoughts/feelings/dialogue/etc.). would love some insight on how you do your character studies? like i wanna get it right but don’t always know how?

(also not sure if u r open to new anons pretty lady, so hope it’s okay if i’m all up in your inbox from time to time with writing q’s, i adore you sm <3)

Hi I am always open to new anons!!

Honestly my process is watching a lot of criminal minds😭 and finding a way to fall in love with all of the characters!! That sounds soooo corny but like u just have to learn to appreciate and love them all because if u find things to love about them you will learn their mannerisms and ways of speaking and habits etc etc! And another big thing I do is when I don’t feel like WRITING I will just watch the show, I’m kind of in a constant stream of rewatching it…. Like I finish and just loop around…. Im in the middle of my second rewatch rn LOLOL

Another thing that’s really really fun and like a good exercise is just writing random conversations between characters or the whole team, like it can be random banter or a random topic and you don’t have to try and turn it into a fic, you’re just like learning and getting a feel for each characters voice if that makes sense!!

So there’s me taking fanfic writing way too seriously<33

[wick-de-la-vela]

WICK PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT LITERALLY ANY OF THOSE WIPS. DEALER’S CHOICE. THEY ALL LOOK SO INTERESTING

AAAAAAAH Thank you!!!! Truth be told I feel like my naming conventions are a bit weird lolol I'll do a few actually!

"spawn4spawn_altstartBG3"

I'll start with this one since it is the only one currently readable. It is called "Sweetest Mouth, Full of Blood", pretty dark canon divergent DarkUrge/Astarion AU and mind the tags because it gets graphic. However there is lots of dark humor as well. Currently plucking away at a chapter about an underground fighting ring.

Snippet !! Hard to pick a place, but here:

The Dark Urge contemplated the selection of grips, chains, thumbscrews, whips, and various other implements organized from least to most menacing on the wall of its personal torture chamber. Eeny, meeny, miney… you, it thought, plucking up a small but sturdy pair of pliers. Shaped like a steel wishbone, they fit neatly into the palm of its hand like a perfect extension of itself.

A muffled whimper, wet and pitiful, cut through its tranquil appreciation. A fine ribbon of anger wound around its animal-brain.

“What did I just tell you, Thalia?” The Urge asked pleasantly, turning to look at her. Its rumbling voice held the sweetness of a fly-trap, the gracious invitation before the snap shut where escape would no longer be possible.

I think the other one I put the most effort into was:

"ofmdpotcau"

It stood for "Our Flag Means Death Pirates of the Caribbean AU" which, yes I realize it seems outwardly silly to make a fictional pirate au out of a fictional pirate show, but listen. The Barbossa/Elizabeth eating scene was so rife with Uh Hello????? Hello sir???????? The most horny shit I've ever seen. So uh. yeah. We just skeletonized Ed's gang and also most of Stede's gang, with Ed playing a combo role of Jack Sparrow and Barbossa, and Stede playing a combo of Will Turner and Elizabeth (it makes sense when I lay it out). There was going to be lactation kink in there somewhere because haha the bone guys need calcium lol. Also literally every single character was trans bc I was just discovering the joy of hitting guys with my trans beams.

Snippet:

“I trust you won’t continue this tedium during the event proper,” her father said in that way that sounded like an order rather than an innocent observation. “Silence is a virtue for young ladies.”

“I’m not that young,” Stede protested petulantly.

“Yes. That is the problem.” Her father frowned. The look he gave her suggested he thought she was being particularly stupid, but it was beneath him to say so.

Stede curled in on herself out of instinct. She’d borne too many lectures on the unacceptable nature of spinsterhood to have expected any differently now, but oddly enough, her father only stared out the window at the passing palm forests, contemplative and smiling slightly.

It was the smile that unsettled Stede. Her father’s neutral expression resided somewhere between the realms of grim and menacing, so a smile from him was a foreign thing. She didn’t know what it meant, but she didn’t trust it.

The carriage bumped and rattled its way up to the fort, where Stede was helped down from it by a bored soldier. She trailed close behind her father like an out-of-breath shadow. Her skirts were just a touch too long, getting underfoot if she wasn’t careful to lift them up out of the way.

[aprillikesthings]

ugh my wired headphones are still hurting my head >:(

anyway

s3 ep2 huntara

ahahah I love this one

(if you're new here: i'm rewatching She-Ra for fic-writing purposes, and live-blogging my way through them making commentary and jokes and side notes about random shit. bc this is a REwatch there are many references to later plot points)

is that the Beta Kindergarten

(man I've been making a lot of Steven Universe references in these lately, but yeah I can't look at sandstone slot canyons without thinking "hrr hrr where's Jasper")

(wait has a Jasper cosplayer actually taken photos in one of these in like Utah? a quick image search says no. damn.)

how many times did I look at this establishing shot before I realized this part of the Fright Zone is the ruins of a ginormous spaceship

ALSO "day 135"? I noted yesterday that someone working on the show said sOMEWHERE that each season is about a year and I was like "ehhhh" but I guess that's not far off.

That makes the whole catradora arc even more angsty tbh. For some reason I thought the whole show took place over like a single year or so. But FOUR OR FIVE YEARS?? they pined for each other while trying to murder each other for MULTIPLE YEARS????

awwwwww

Listen. I love this ship. I'm always weak for "complete asshole with tough act is soft for one (1) person"

(tho lemme tell you. do not actually date those dudes irl. *sigh*)

why did so many 80's cartoons have extremely unrealistic quicksand scenes tho

gdi adora

The Crimson Waste is actually just a western bar full of furries. But seriously designing the characters in the bar must've been hella fun

AAHAHAAHH Adora being so, so blatantly gay for Huntara is one of my fave things

Did they need to establish that Adora is into women? Pfft, no. Did they still decide to show us Adora being absolutely smitten on sight for an older, big, buff, badass, butchy lady? YES.

Doesn't hurt that she looks likes this lol

like it's the least subtle thing on EARTH i love it so much

oh no now I want to look up fics

18 of them are explicit. well. I'm just gonna. leave that tab open.

ADORA. YOU COCKBLOCKED HER. RUDE.

lol there's a moment where Glimmer and Bow are like "ha ha we need to talk amongst ourselves" and turns around and Adora is still just staring at Huntara with googly eyes without noticing what Bow even said and lemme tell you, I've been that fucking obvious and oblivious

Huntara literally is like "oh my god you kids are gonna end up DEAD without me. FINE." Meanwhile, Adora:

Plot plot Huntara leads them to a trap and they get hit with tranquilizer darts and dropped into a pit.

that's just a nice shot tbh

EAT SOME DAMN SOUP your girlfriend spent TIME on that

she just refuses to be afraid of him

Anyway yeah this is when we find out he's just a clone of Horde Prime the Big Baddy of the series, Hordak is a "defective" clone, he was sent to "the front lines" to die and fell through a portal into Etheria. "with nothing but a broken ship, I built an empire..." the whole point of the portal is to bring Horde Prime through, which means that's what he was doing when he tried before and ended up with A Magic Baby (Adora) instead.

The animation in the flashback is clearly inspired by Lotte Reiniger which is super cool??

Back to the Crimson Waste, they've gotten themselves out of the hole, and Adora's upset because the whole point of this mission is her getting more info about Mara with the hopes of understanding her own past better

she's RIGHT

"...at least to me..."

LISTEN TO YOUR CUTE NERDY GIRLFRIEND YOU EMO BASTARD

She makes him a nice techy exoskeleton armor thingie

that's a start but c'mon I know you can do better than that

lolol the recorder baby critter KICKS HIM in an obvious "dude really????"

look at him!!! AAHAHAH

i'm gonna go over the image limit and tumblr's gonna cut me off and make me reblog this any minute now but this episode is jUST TOO GOOD

"I like being friends with you, too" ;_;

Huntara's "friends" make fun of her for being a softie while she swings the She-Ra sword around and then Glimmer drops in wooo

yeah I know this is a fight scene but eheheheh

and then they banged

okay they kept fighting but like, c'mon

the "sword point under the chin" thing is just so good and I loved the way they did the angles here

OH SHIT I forgot Huntara had heard of She-Ra

OH HO HO HOW THE TURN TABLES

Anyway Huntara does her little speech about how she also used to be a Horde soldier but left because Hordak was such a dick to his soldiers. "you would know, you were one of us."

called THE FUCK OUT

Huntara does her little "you can't defeat the Horde alone even if you're She-Ra" and she responds with "yah I'm not alone tho"

but also that shot is unnecessarily hot

....i've hit the image limit with two minutes to spare so I went back and deleted one because

hggghh

(not gonna get into how Shadow Weaver's face-touching thing is what made Adora do it here but yeah)

Huntara tells her minions to get lost, admits that the war scared the shit out of her and that's why she ran, but she knows that's bullshit and she promises to help Adora stop the war :D and then leads them to the place they were originally looking for: the ruins of Mara's ship!

AND EPISODE OVER

(gonna...see if any of those fics are any good 👀)

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

BRING ON THE NOVEL!!! Oh, I love your responses to my questions BECAUSE they're always so in-depth and informative, and I just drink it up because it's SO GOOD! I love the amount of thought you put into your answers, I can see the passion plain and simple, and it gives me a lot of food for thought for my own interpretation of Grima, so thank you!!

hahaha I'm glad you enjoy them! I love answering questions about him, so it's always a joy to see one in the inbox.

It's really fun thinking through what we know from the various canon sources (granted I don't really go into unfinished tales, save for the Grima-Nazgul-Face-Off reference [Grima loses]) and logicing out what we can from it. Then, of course, just making shit up. Love that sweet, sweet world building.

But I'm always curious to hear what other people think! I love seeing different interpretations and what people run with, given that we're all working with the same, rather limited, base material.

And lolol yes. Grima's type is absolutely "can they kill me with their bare hands and I wouldn't stand a chance? yes? excellent."

Re: Eowyn and Grima - I've always much preferred Eowyn in the books (pre-Faramir personality change up) to Eowyn in the movies, because Eowyn in the books is a stone cold bitch with a bit of ruthlessness in her (aside from her being obvioulsy high-hearted as Hama says, and generous - she is beloved by her people for a reason) and I am here for Grima simping after her and she's like "What is this? did I trod on a cockroach?" and Grima is like "please trod again my lady" etc. etc.

With Eomer it's basically the same dynamic plus the added benefit of Eomer being able to do the slinging-over-a-shoulder-like-a-sack-of-spuds. Not that Eowyn's a light-weight, she's not, but it's more just a bit of a larger size difference and it makes for a funnier visual. Granted Eowyn would win the yearly Husband-Carrying competition. She doesn't have a husband for them, of course, so she just picks the biggest guy she can find who isn't married or whose wife can't enter for whatever reason and carries him through the ridiculous course that's been set up. (It's Hama most years, they're a great team. If not him then Grimbold.)

One year she had to skip it because she was down with flu and everyone was pleased because it meant there was a chance for someone else to win. Grima offered to go in her place and she was a little tempted by it, if only to have some rep at the game and he's built like her so it's a bit of a fair switch, but she ended up turning it down. ("You'll die. Hama will squish you. It's a prospect I'm not adverse to, save that it means you'd lose in my name." "My lady, I'm the youngest of many brothers, I'm used to being at the bottom of the dog-pile. I'll be fine." "...yes. yes you would have been at the bottom." "Anyway, I've a few tricks up my sleeve." "No. Cheating." "Just think about it, my lady." "No. Cheating.")

I think Grima also has a bit of a hard-on for competency and so that's where the intellect and confidence come in. Which, when I write Eomer/Grima, it's Eomer showing up and being very good at his job, and his cousin's future-job, that has Grima going "oh no. There are stirrings and they shouldn't be stirring."

Grima carrying Eomer for the husband-carrying competition is objectively hilarious. It's not about roles or anything, because that's a nonsense, it's just something funny to do of a summer afternoon. I feel like he's surprisingly strong for a man who avoids physical labour as much as possible. That said, he'd be dead for the next four days after the competition. ("You broke every part of me, Eomer." "...isn't that what you're into?" "Not quite like this. I can't move my arms above my head.")

Anyway. Now I've become distracted with Rohan's left-of-centre highland games (Eomer would be stellar at log tossing. Grima runs a betting ring on it every year and somehow makes a killing despite everyone knowing the odds. Eomer keeps trying to get him to not fiddle the books but it never works).

Thank you so much for the asks! I love this stupid, greasy snake man and any chance to natter on about him is a blessing. <3 <3

[tonberry-yoda]

Dont you find it funny that in the anime world(or any fandom world) the characters we find really attractive in their world don’t get any kind of the same attention we would love to shower them with? Like Sanji for example, if he was in our world he’d have a lot and I mean A LOT of people fawning over him but in his world HES the one to chase the girls (srry if this is confusing)

What other characters do u think have the same situation?(basically EVERY SINGLE character u Can think of has this situation tho)

NO LITERALLY OMFG LIKE I TOTALLY GET IT! I've actually thought about this a lot where there's a character who's like self conscious in an anime and you're like.... bruh if you were real you would have lady after lady on top of you

And let me think....

Sanji is such a good example tbh like the perfect one for this situation, but lemme see if I can think for more

OH A P E R F E C T ONE!

Leon Scott Kennedy from Resident Evil

Bro complains that he can't get any ladies when in irl, he would be dead with all the women running him over poor guy lolol

I'm just gonna give a mini list down here too:

Julian from The Arcana ASRA from The Arcana Literally any final fantasy protag ANY MEMBER OF ORG13 from KH Peter Parker probably G O J O (poor guy would get killed by the woman who love him) from JJK

Yeah, it's not a long list, but I feel this with a lot of characters

also for me personally, Franky

he would not survive me tee hee

no fr tho he is so fine

[risingshards]

acolyte finale reactions / general thoughts on s1 (i'm kinda crabby about it so maybe avoid if you liked the finale a lot lol)

i wanted to like this more 😭😭😭😭😭I was so hype at the beginning of the season 😭😭😭😭😭How'd we go from that start to Reylo 2 man 😭

It just felt like once Jecki and Yord were killed like the heart of the show was gone, Qimir/Stranger was set up to be this huge villain and then suddenly Reylo 2 UGHHGHHGHHGH. Then Sol turned into Joel from the Last of Us and I was just like whatever. I love SW and I'm absurdly easy to please with SW so it takes a lot to get me feeling like this.

Next season is gonna be Darth Rhysand being all "I'm super evil and murderous and powerful and regularly commit atrocities, but I respect you, Osha, I put you on equal footing and am honest with you" and then if it's like the other romantasy stuff like this I've read he's gonna get treated like he's the best person ever by the narrative and the audience and UGHGH i'm not looking forward to that. throw in One Bed and a bunch of other booktok tropes too probably.

RIP jecki lesbian icon gone too soon I won't forget that qimir murdered her even if osha did immediately

Overall there were a lot of highs but with how uneven and super messy it got, it really felt like they needed a few more drafts of the story to make things pop more and be more coherent. For example Sol being a kind person but deeply flawed who did this terrible act leading to his demise would have worked a lot better for me if some of the bits weren't so clunky. In the back half it just felt like the major events just kinda happened making him into Master Joel, and the dialogue not feeling natural a lot of the time for it, just characters saying vagueness to get everyone mad at each other so Osha could kill him at the end. sol felt like a completely different character at the end and not in a good way.

If this is the The Jedi Suck / Sith POV show (and going by that senator's speech and qimir being all "uhh you actually TRUST the jedi lol" I get the sense that was a big part of the mood writing this) like make it less clunky I guess??? the jedi order is a majorly flawed institution with PLENTY to go in depth on but by the end of this show did we need like five characters going like "yep you're gonna get genocided and you deserve it 😏" conversations like what was that?

I kinda wish we just had a majority of the POV time on the Sith from the jump instead of starting with "Mae is the evil twin who is on a murder spree and had serial killer tendencies as a child, Osha is the good twin who helps everyone she can," and just kinda dinking around with the Jedi for 5 eps before killing a bunch of them, shifting to osha being all "hey that sith guy who killed all those jedi is so hot i am seduced by the dark side alright lolol" and then "this is all sol's fault, time to die, i am a sith now" happening on hyperspeed because they spent 5 episodes waiting to get to what they really wanted the show to be about. It kind of reminds me of the structure of a netflix show in that regard where the first season is basically the prologue to the main story which blehg.

Mae just kinda felt pointless by the end, the stuff of her torturing animals with the force and starting the fire just kinda got brushed away because Master Joel and she spent most of the finale just like standing off to the side going😳and that's even before she got her mind wiped.

Again I just feel like this is one of those particular romantasy stories where the logic just isn't there for me or I just am too stupid to get it. it's always like "here are what are traditionally the good guys. just kidding they suck. here's a large evil man. he's actually good because he respects women!!!!! we stan a king in this household who lets his wife make the decisions!!!" but they make the evil guy too evil so I don't want to root for him, the lady lead falls for him way too fast, and her doing evil is treated as liberated and triumphant, and to top it all off it's straight too so i'm like whatever.

I'm just whatever about this whole show i guess LOL. i could go on and probably will have more later but I should prolly stop here.

I did like seeing a kyber crystal bleed in live action, really all the deep lore pulls were my fav part, the glup shitto of it all.

this was supposed to be the lesbian star wars show and then every lesbian died and we ended on deluxe straight reylo 2

[oraorahoe]

Can we have headcanons for Josuke, Jotaro and Okuyasu taking a shower with Fem!reader? It can be a mix of sfw and nsfw :3

fdjjsjnsns I love this!!!… ok-

*JJBA Hcs Showering With Fem!Reader*

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Josuke♡ :

He’s honestly so smooth about joining you in there- you turn around and he makes some sly comment like “Thought you might want some company~” **(insert big cheeky grin)**

Okay- he loves to play music while you guys are in there,, will absolutely blast it and sing it with you- plus probably do some funny dance moves and grab shampoo bottles like microphones haha…

He will always ask to wash your hair,,

Ask to wash his and he’ll melt and think it’s adorable but be gentle/ he’ll remind you that though, “Woa woa- y/n watch it-! Hey!! Careful!!” You giggle as he fixes his soapy fluffed up hair.

**USE HIS SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER** it smells so good and makes your hair so soft.

100% uses some fancy mom/lady brand of shampoo that smells like fruit and flowers lolol

Constantly looking you up and down- and if you catch him doing it he denies it- “What?! Heh no I wasn’t-“ he’d scratch the back of his head nervously smiling-

Loves watching you wash your body~ his eyes get a lustful haze and he can barely even remember his own name-

One of his absolute favorite things is to have you suck him off while he washes his hair, watching you hollow out your cheeks with him… he thinks you’re positively gorgeous.

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Jotaro (4)♡ :

I feel like you would have to ask him to shower with you if you really wanted it- not that he’s opposed to the idea he just wouldn’t bring it up first…

Although sometimes you could catch him in a mood ;)…

Walks in while you’re already in there, “Y/n, we should conserve some water…”

**side smile** he thinks he’s funny lol

Wraps his big arms around you from behind and cups your breasts in his hands…

Ask to take a bath with him- ((if y’all are in Morioh at the time- the Morioh Grand Hotel tubs are HUGE and you will not regret laying on this man in a nice warm bath… he’s so comfortable))

**He loves holding you** he finds it peaceful to just gently embrace you in the warmth of the steamy water…

**Will run his hands all over you** (//ω//)

He loves just watching the water pour down on you in there- he’s absolutely lost in your grace, there’s something so serene to him about seeing you like this-

He would totally do some smooth shit like; while he’s behind you- pull your hair down, forcing your head to look up at him—

Oh wow- he’s a sucker for your eyes,, like I swear he loves when you look at him it just makes him go wild.

Probably- his favorite thing to do is to just pick you up and fuck you against the wall,, this man is so strong and knows exactly what he’s doing…

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Okuyasu♡:

**I honestly think Okuyasu would prefer baths over showers**

>>Bubble baths especially<< ((o(^∇^)o))

The first time he joins you in the bathroom his face becomes as red as a tomato, this boy is so embarrassed and in utter awe of your beauty…

Compliments you so much- “Wow y/n you’re so pretty, ((I’m so lucky!!))” *big goofy grin*

Splashes you in the face a lot because he thinks it’s funny,,

Would 100000% make a beard of soap on his face and laugh his ass off about it…

He loves feeling all over your body, ie. fondling your breasts, ass, etc.

His favorite thing is to eat you out though- something about looking up at your beautiful body while he works wonders with his mouth on you as you lay back in the bath just gets him so turned on…

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Thanks for reading!!! :3 also this was pretty much my first nsfw stuff I’ve written lol so feel free to let me know if y’all liked it!