#I hate you kayne

[scooterscoob]

THATS MORE LIKE IT, ARTY!!

[colebirb]

God, I hate twinks

[capesch-arts]

I am thinking of a lore accurate KiY AU and designing an Arthur for that AU in my sketchbook. (He dies early lmao).

[samglyph]

They were roommates in college

[yeiwing]

Choose your Kayne

[magpod-confessions]

This is a stupid rant but I've been scouring the internet for more content of some "rarer" (not really) tma ships and have found that for some reason there seems to be a great divide among the fandom on whether or not certain ships are unhealthier than the other or not. Which is:

1. stupid because NONE of these characters are capable of being in a normal "healthy" relationship in the beginning and become even less capable the more the series goes on

and

2. generally a weird thing because this new epidemic of people measuring the "goodness" of their ship by (their own very one dimensional) morals and their own (dare I say bitchless) standards of what is healthy is just?? embarrassing??? Not to add the fact that what is canon and what isn't is more and more treated like something untouchable as if fan content doesn't exist to add on, add your own touch or just go insane!!!

Thirdly and lastly where is the fun? Where are the people shipping things as a crackship or only if they are toxic exes that hate each other??? We are becoming more and more rigid and I fear for the time I get an interest in something brand new that is just full of these dull, boring people who think harassing people is a valid replacement for just using the block button or that fictional characters can be measured the same way a real person can be. No real person will ever be touched by eldrich fear powers or lose two ribs in a deal with a pile of flesh I'm afraid.

Anyways I LOVE Alice and if anything bad (like dying I think she's already traumatized) happens to her I will fly to England and leitner Johnny I'm so serious

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[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

this is a tiny pet peeve but i think its kinda odd that people seem to like. forget, or maybe just neglect to take into account, that yellow, for whatever reason (whether he's an alt universe john or a fresh piece of this universe's KIY that kayne went and ripped off) has ALSO been trapped in the dark world prior to being with arthur and has exactly as many Feelings about it. this is a very load bearing character trait imo

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

I do find it kind of funny how everyone is taking the nyarlathotep thing bc they’re all taking it as validation where when I heard it I heard Harlan winding up to hit a bees nest and then go “FUCKING IDIOT SHUT UP.” Directly into my face about one of my fav theories. I need it on the record that this was a positive thing for me I love when Harlan is a bitch.

[yellow-opinions]

This is very stupid and absolutely a waste of my time, but Larson is too useless to count on so I don't have much choice, I guess.

Kayne said if I let you humans suggest songs for me to listen to and I make an effort to 'honestly rate them', as he put it, then he might let me out of the Dark World early.

It sucks here but apparently the wifi is great, whatever that means.

So feel free to use the weirdly labeled button to tell me what you think I should listen to. I'd change some of the names on here but Kayne refuses to tell me how because 'this is funnier'.

Fucking asshole.

[indecisive-racc]

Doodles from yesterday

[cookiesnpaste]

huhu get Kayn Heartsteeled

making my dnd character cosplay Kayn instead of doing real life stuff is the most normal thing ever actually

[arthur-lesters-real-gf]

HEY

Resident Kayne of tumblr here. US residents here? Yes? good.

GO VOTE.

GO FUCKING VOTE.

[sorcerly]

What is it about a flamboyantly cunty old queen that is so irresistible to horror podcasters.

[samglyph]

Pulled in different directions.

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[a-man-named-jim]

istg kayne malevolent is so ezra squall nevermoor coded

[garneneva]

"You cannot defeat it, but you don't have to let it win"