#I hate my friends lmao

[swiftiethatyouhate]

Wow I love my friends.

Copied and pasted the story below, if you’d like to read it hahah

Neko and Taylor Swift: A Toe-tal Disaster Neko was a huge fan of Taylor Swift. She loved her music, her style, and her personality. She had posters of her on her walls, albums on her phone, and tickets to her concert. She was so excited to see her live for the first time. She had saved up money for months to buy a VIP pass that would allow her to meet Taylor backstage after the show. She dreamed of hugging her, talking to her, and taking a selfie with her. The day of the concert finally arrived. Neko put on her best outfit, grabbed her VIP pass, and headed to the venue. She found her seat in the front row and waited eagerly for the show to start. She cheered loudly when Taylor came on stage and sang along to every song. She was having the time of her life. The concert ended with a bang. Neko clapped and screamed until her throat was sore. She looked at her VIP pass and smiled. She was about to meet her idol. She followed the directions to the backstage area and joined a line of other fans who had also bought the VIP pass. She waited patiently for her turn. She saw Taylor coming out of her dressing room. She looked stunning in a sparkly dress and high heels. She smiled and waved at the fans as she walked towards them. Neko felt butterflies in her stomach. She was so close to meeting her. She finally reached the front of the line. Taylor greeted her warmly and hugged her. Neko felt a surge of joy. She hugged her back and thanked her for the amazing concert. Taylor thanked her for being a fan and asked her for her name. "I'm Neko," Neko said. "Neko? That's a cute name," Taylor said. "Thank you," Neko said. They posed for a selfie. Neko held up her phone and smiled. Taylor smiled too... ...Taylor smiled too and leaned in closer to Neko. Neko felt a rush of excitement. She was about to take a selfie with Taylor Swift. She pressed the button on her phone and heard the click. She looked at the screen and saw the picture. It was perfect. She and Taylor looked like best friends. She was so happy. She thanked Taylor again and showed her the picture. Taylor looked at it and nodded. "That's a great one," she said. "You're welcome." She gave Neko another hug and moved on to the next fan. Neko felt a pang of sadness. She wished she could spend more time with Taylor, but she knew she had to let her go. She stepped back and looked at her feet. That's when she felt a sharp pain in her toes. She gasped and looked down. She saw Taylor's high heel on top of her foot. Taylor had accidentally stepped on her toes when she hugged the next fan. Neko felt tears in her eyes. It hurt so much. She tried to pull her foot away, but Taylor's heel was stuck in her shoe. She tugged harder, but it only made it worse. She screamed in agony. Taylor heard her scream and turned around. She saw Neko's foot under her heel and realized what she had done. She gasped and lifted her foot off Neko's toes. She apologized profusely and asked if Neko was okay. Neko shook her head and sobbed. She looked at her toes and saw blood dripping from them. They were bruised and swollen. She felt like they were broken. She couldn't believe what had happened. She had met Taylor Swift, but she had also been injured by her. She felt a mix of anger, pain, and disappointment. She wished she had never met her. She wished she had never bought the VIP pass. She wished she had never gone to the concert. She hated Taylor Swift now. She hated her music, her style, and her personality. She wanted to forget about her forever. The end.

[laufire]

sorry but the whole "jason fans are delulu if they think he's a feminist" thing is hilarious. no, he's not a feminist, in the sense that he's not primarily focused on politically fighting for women's liberation. sorry to break this to you, but neither are any of your favourite male superheroes. nor your favourite female superheroes, for that matter. dc sure isn't writing stories through genuine feminist lenses anymore, come the fuck on.

[yellowtrinity]

screenshot redrawww

[nonranghaes]

joshua thinks he loves you too much. that's why he's strolling up to this house 'late' for this christmas party, dressed up in a suit (rather than waiting for you in cozy sweats like you promised), and a bottle of wine he stole from jeonghan's apartment on the way over. this, in his humble opinion, is what a best friend is for: pretending to be your date when you see your ex with someone new at a christmas party you didn't know he'd be at. it's easy enough to find you socializing with this tight-lipped smile that melts into something genuine when you see him. he passes off the bottle of wine to the host and makes a beeline for you. you're a vision in blue and it's all too easy to look at you like you outshine everyone else in the room.

"hi, honey," he says, pressing a chaste kiss against your cheek. he lowers his voice to a whisper, "you owe me."

"i know." but you curl an arm around him all too easily, pulling him into your side as you immediately start introducing him and coming up with some casual lie as to why he's late.

the moment the two of you have a second to yourself, he leans in, pretending that all he's doing is stealing another little kiss and not also whispering to you. "where is he?"

"tall guy in the green sweater across the room. his new fiance looks like a candy cane."

joshua glances over, eyes widening a little at the red and white stripes that seem to jump out at him now. it's cute, sure, but still catches him off guard in a 'how did i miss them...?' kind of way. he turns back to you, and suddenly the word hits him harder. "fiance?!"

joshua remembers this guy too well: mister 'i don't think i'll ever get married again,' which wasn't a problem in the slightest in general, but it was one of the multiple reasons you ended up ending things with him. you just give him this tight-lipped smile, a hand coming to rest on his chest for a moment. you know. he can see the way you waver a little in front of him.

"fifteen minutes," he says to you. "and then we'll fake an emergency."

your hand slips into his, and he feels the way your lips press against his cheek and linger a few seconds too long. long enough to make him think a little too much about what it could mean. "thank you, honey. i owe you."

(his payment comes in the form of watching horror movies with him, dressed in your sweats again... and again when he feels you fall asleep against his shoulder, his heart fluttering in his chest.)

[forgettable-au]

Feeling the urge to make a very small forgettable au animatic rn hehehe

[justaz]

merlin’s secret being a visual thing. when he is around arthur or gwen or leon or morgana or [insert whatever character here] merlin seems pale and thin, almost like a ghost or an apparition. when the sun lands on him he reflects it like a corpse, he eyes seem dark and dull. he has this ethereal beauty to him, this otherworldly visage that leads many to believe he is of fae blood. he just doesn’t seem to be 100% human. but when he is ONLY with lancelot or gaius (cough or gwaine bc gwaine DEFINITELY knew) merlin is heartachingly human. merlin shines in the sunlight, colors are brighter and more vibrant around him, and his smiles are wide and his laughs are boisterous. he takes on color and leaves everyone wanting to know him. but when other join in or interact with the two, merlin shifts before their eyes so quickly and suddenly that they aren’t sure whether or not what they saw was a trick of the light. the idea still leaves them wanting more and wanting to see the merlin who is just so full of life but that merlin only appears for a small select group of people. merlin who has a guard so high that it has an effect of other’s perception of him.

[meamiki]

my friend and i have this ongoing bit on stream where we are going to shave the king bald...... yeah........

((there are actually two ongoing bits with the king. but i do not think anyone wants me to illustrate the second one. including myself. perhaps i am a coward and that is okay. i will not be elaborating at this time. SAFSADASDAS))

[doctorsiren]

ageswap sakurai and ageswap mogami would be friends. cursed kids

I think so too

[mitwodlemi]

My favorite scene from tmagp so far was when Alice turned to Sam and said "I'm just following protocol... The Magnus protocol..."

[bizarrebazaar13]

one day I’ll overcome the part of my brain that says I’ll be publicly executed if I try roleplaying and end up Doing It Wrong. and then I’ll be unstoppable. but not today.

[kiidart]

my painter design :3

i love him so much skshsjdksjshdjsndh

[shima-draws]

HI FAM here is a gremlin for you <3 I too brainrot over him. The skrunkly ever 😤

Sorry that the flag isn't super visible, these Genshin characters and their big hats smh

HAPPY PRIDE TO YOU TOO!! 🏳️‍🌈

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[localguy2]

I hate that this is genuinely something I'm writing rn, but nothing has more RATTLED my faith in the writing team's ability to write a Zane story then him calliNG ARIN CRINGE-

[selkiemaidenfae]

according to my friend who i’m watching buffy with, my hottest take so far is that i actually love xander.

like not even tolerate or kind of like. he’s my third favorite character after buffy and spike! i know the writing fucks him over later in the seasons, and certain lines haven’t aged super great, but there’s something about him that just clicks with me.

he’s loyal. he’s in love with buffy summers (as we all should be). he’s pathetic. he makes jokes at the worst times. he’s scared to be vulnerable. he’s bullied. he’s devoted to his friends. he constantly puts himself in danger to protect the people he loves.

like. he’s so good!!

[galehowl]

in the darkest night, guiding stars

Some rambling about Tailmon's and Caedemon's complicated relationship in Aurora below~

Tailmon and Caedemon are two of some of the oldest Digimon aligned with both their own and mankind in Aurora, and their relationship goes far back to the very genesis of the Digital World.

As Huanglongmon's creations and members of the Archangels, both of them served them and the four Great Beasts as guardians of their world, alongside the other eight of their kind. For thousands of years, they were the guiding light for all the other Digimon to look up to, until Lucemon's betrayal, and the other six Archangels siding with him. Having discovered what would later become known as the Dark Area - an eldritch, mysterious and volatile dimension existing apart from the Digital and human worlds, yet intertwined with them - he chose to keep it secret, and, in time, his own desires, made worse by the influence of the Area, made him turn against his world and creators. The six others that succumbed to it all the same chose to follow their leader, and nearly laid waste to the Digital World by breaching the dimensional walls and unleashing the Area upon it, but were ultimately stopped by the remaining three Archangels, the world's inhabitants, and Huanglongmon's ultimate sacrifice to seal the Dark Area away, along with the traitors.

Ophanimon perished in those battles, but was reborn in the far future, though without memories of her past.

It was the actions of mankind that called her to action once more, and what awakened Caedemon from his eternal slumber deep within the Dark Area. It was when humans, upon discovering its existence, breached it in an attempt to take control of its powers and Caedemon himself - and sealed the fate of both worlds.

Caedemon, like his brethren, was never meant to be awakened, and Tailmon was mortified upon eventually figuring out the identity of the decaying beast. In her eyes, rightfully, not only was he a traitor, but also even alone a serious danger to both worlds, having become part of the Dark Area itself, but he was also absolutely not fit to be a Tamer's Digimon, especially to a child.

Caedemon initially also did little to soothe her concerns, even with her disdain and suspicions for him obvious, as he exhibited a selfish, troubled and nihilistic personality, caring little for their own kind, and consistently questioning whether or not humanity is even worth saving, with all they've learned about it - a big contrast to her more optimistic outlook on things, a love for all living beings, and a desire to seek out good in everyone, even to the detriment of herself and others.

Though they do eventually mend their once broken friendship, it takes a long time for things to get better, and a lot of change ( namely for Caedemon ) for them to find a way to complement each other in working together - two beings plucked from past long gone - to guide both worlds into a better future.

[pushing500]

It's time for a new beginning, away from the urbworld of his birth and the small-minded people who got in the way.

Armed with an unwavering determination to accomplish everything he puts his mind to, the first mechanoids he ever built, an unhealthy amount of coffee, and an affectionate nickname from his baby sister, how will our mechanitor fare in the far reaches of space?

You can see we're already getting set up. We can't waste any time! There's archotech to be discovered, ancient dangers to be explored, and... what's up with that dusty old monolith over there? 🤔

Join Makya (his baby sister Yamka calls him "Mechi") on his quest to discover as much technology as he can, maybe even The Archonexus itself!

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