#I hate his ass too
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queenofallimagines Ā· 8 months ago
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Needy Embarrassing sex with Sae
A/N: Daydreaming about this mans dick what else is newšŸ™„šŸ˜’ imagining heā€™s in charge of helping the new manager get accustomed to the team and he canā€™t help but let his eyes wander
EDIT: MDNI but hereā€™s an audio reference for yā€™all who not picking up what Iā€™m putting downšŸ’• twitter link šŸ„°
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Sae:
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- this one gave me butterflies Ngl
- Bc I can hear his voice
- Like I said heā€™s a lot more Tame than Rin so he does have an occasional soft spot
- ESPECIALLY for cute little things who canā€™t even remember the name of half the teammates theyā€™re managing
- Since heā€™s the best of the best coach obviously tells him to whip you into shape
- ā€œTry not to scare this one offā€
- ā€œNot my fault you signed off on someone who canā€™t even fill a water bottleā€
- The coach is praying for you fr
- Surprised that you take the initiative to approach him first to ask him about things
- ā€œI mean you ARE the star midfielder right? You probably have a good read on everyone and how they work so asking you would be my best bet.ā€
- Okay he loves a go getter
- Pleasantly surprised that youā€™re asking good questions
- ā€œIā€™m trying to get as much info as possible so this becomes second nature.ā€
- Gives you a through rundown of the schedule and what time they take breaks
- Obviously heā€™s a diva so heā€™s the most demanding
- Giving you a tour around the facilities
- ā€œThatā€™s the locker room. Wouldnā€™t recommend walking by here between the hours of 4:45 and 6pmā€
- ā€œā€¦..Iā€™ll keep that in mind.ā€
- Finds showing you around not annoying
- Once you get to the dorms heā€™s listing off everyoneā€™s sleeping habits
- ā€œHe wonā€™t wake up before 8:30 am so if you can manage that congratulationsā€
- Heā€™s been eyeing you this entire time but he canā€™t help it!
- Heā€™s a hard worker so anyone putting in honest effort into anything especially when it pertains to him catches his eye
- Not his fault you look good taking notes and analyzing your surroundings
- Stands back when showing you the rooms so he can sneak a peek at your ass
- You feel him glaring holes into your back but itā€™s not for the reason you think
- Heā€™s infamous for being kinda a spoiled brat but he produces amazing results so whoā€™s gunna say something to him??
- Lmao not I said the cat
- You donā€™t even peep his heated gaze until you bump into him walking backwards
- Turning around quickly to apologize before he can catch an attitude his eyes are quite literally undressing you
- This manā€™s whole life is sports so ofc heā€™s gunna find a track suit sexy
- Will play it off like heā€™s not embarrassed for getting caught
- ā€œCat got your tongue? Donā€™t tell me youā€™re just now getting star struck.ā€
- Mans is giggly asf in the back of his head
- He fr ainā€™t seen someone catch his eye like this in a while
- Logically getting his dick wet right now would be nice
- But also with the new manager on the first day??
- weighing the options in his head and the way you look up at him and go
- ā€œWhat about you? What do you want from your manager?ā€
- He threw caution to the wind
- Everyone else is busy with practice and he can make up some lukewarm ass excuse as to why you guys took so long
- Testing the waters by letting one of his hands rest on your lower back
- Mamma ainā€™t raise no bitch so heā€™s relieved you immediately return his energy
- Heā€™s not wasting anymore time and pulls you in for a kiss
- Mans is STARVED for intimacy like this so heā€™s definitely a little more vulnerable
- Like thatā€™s definitely the reason your lips fit so well against his
- Why your body curves into his so nicely when he carries you to his bed
- Yeah thatā€™s definitely it
- Feeling himself get embarrassingly hard so fast heā€™s feverishly tugging at your sweatpants
- ā€œLet me make you feel good, there you go.ā€
- The quiver in his voice isnā€™t missed
- You have a once in a lifetime free pass to tease THE Itoshi Sae
- PLEASE TAKE IT!!
- Grind your hips into his while tugging at the hair at the nape of his neck and he will let out some of the sweetest moans for you
- It really has been a while the way his hands are shaking to pull off his own clothes
- Pull him down to kiss you, distracting him from his current task
- Heā€™s weak for being pushed around a little
- Throws your legs over his shoulders without warning
- The way heā€™s got your legs spread wide for him and heā€™s eye level with what he wants has you avoiding eye contact at all costs
- Moving his head between your thighs heā€™s damn near moaning with his mouth all over you
- Holds your trembling thighs still right beside his ears as he shamelessly moans into your cunt
- ā€œYou taste so fucking good, gonna use my fingers.ā€
- This man has not had pussy Iā€™m so long heā€™s acting FOOLISH
- If he even took a moment to BREATHE he would be giving you heart eyes
- The way heā€™s singing praises while sucking your clit and angling his fingers to hit your g-spot all at once
- Man is filthy, and heā€™s not at all ashamed like heā€™s grown
- Spitting on your clit before he starts rubbing it with his thumb
- While his mouth and other hand are busy getting as much of your taste as possible
- The type of man to need to lay a towel down no matter WHAT your doing in bed
- Very ā€œwait I didnā€™t shaveā€ ā€œdid I ask all that??ā€ Energy imo
- Heā€™s gunna have you cumming on his sheets anyway so what do all that matter??
- Looks up and sees you covering your face trying to keep your noises down and that shit donā€™t fly w him
- ā€œKeep covering your face and Iā€™ll tie your hands to the bed.ā€
- And heā€™s dead serious too
- Comes up to kiss you not caring if you taste yourself because he wants to feel your lips THAT bad
- The way he refuses to break eye contact only serves to make you more shy because theyā€™re glossed over with desire
- making sure you canā€™t squirm away from him has he has you cumming on his fingers
- ā€œFeel good?ā€¦ Yeah? like how i stretch you out? Let me feel you come undone then.ā€
- Whew IK he talks you through itšŸ˜«
- ā€œKeep your eyes open.ā€
- ā€œS-sae I canā€™t-ā€œ
- ā€œYou can and you will, pretty thing.ā€
- Feels your nails digging into your wrists as you clench around his fingers
- ā€œAh. Almost there? Make a mess fā€™me.ā€
- Almost came in his pants watching your eyes roll back
- Since he IS shameless heā€™ll lick his fingers clean as youā€™re forced to watch him
- Dramatic as fuck the way he groans about you tasting good
- ā€œLet me watch you play with it.ā€
- Watching your small fingers curl inside your pussy as you mewl in embarrassment almost has him intoxicated
- Throwing his damn clothes anywhere
- Heā€™s not too stupid to not tease you a little tho
- ā€œIf youā€™re that shy turn around and hide your face in the pillowsā€
- Nothing is EVER that easy with him
- Cursing and grunting under his breath as he slips it in
- ā€œHow about you set the pace. Fuck me how you wantā€
- Chuckles as you hide your face in the pillows while fucking back into him
- He knows how to put on a performance before all else too
- ā€œUse my cock cmon, make me proud and fuck me good pretty.ā€
- Heā€™s moaning like a whole ass pornstar head thrown back and everything
- Trying not to move because this is your ā€œpunishmentā€ for being all shy
- Canā€™t help it when you look back at him face clearly burning and whimpering at how embarrassing this is
- Praising you which makes it even MORE embarrassing
- ā€œThere you goā€ ā€œfuck me till I come cmonā€ ā€œyou can do itā€
- Like bro SHUT UPšŸ˜­
- However the way youā€™re squeezing him tells otherwise
- When he feels you come around him he grits his teeth and says a small sorry in his head before he shoves your face into the mattress
- Feeling you wrapped about him had him fr loosing his mind
- Might skip all of practice just to keep doing this
- ā€œMhm, you can cum on this dick.. i wanna see it messy."
- Stretches out his words and talks all slow
- He is an Itoshi though unfortunately
- ā€œW-wait Sae, 's too much, you're too fucking big."
- Has you seeing stars like never before
- Clit pincheršŸ—£ļø hair pulleršŸ—£ļø
- ā€œSayinā€™ it's too much but whining for more? Can't make up your then mind Iā€™ll decide for you.ā€
- Pushing you deeper into the mattress with his whole body weight
- Grunts and moans RIGHT into your damn ear because youā€™re squeezing him so might tighter shouldnā€™t he tell you how good youā€™re making him feel?
- ā€œAt least your cunt knows what she wants, pretty pussy sucking me in and wonā€™t let go. Want me to fill you up that damn bad?ā€
- Failed to take into account that all he wants to do now is lay down and spoon you while you cockwarm him
- But alas this is the shared dorm and NOT his apartment
- And he has no clue how long yā€™all been at it
- Helps you clean up while wobbling slightly
- Makes sure thereā€™s no trace of what yall did but the sheets to his bed being in the washing machine
- Nobody thinks nothing bc heā€™s an upper class brat who needs things to be pristine
- Some people get suspicious when it happens like 5 times a week thoughā€¦.
- He does all his laundry separate so thereā€™s no one to see how your underwear accidentally falls out the pocket of one of his jackets
- Everyone congratulates you on somehow going above and beyond so well that The Sae Itoshi acknowledged you!
- He didnā€™t think after the first time that looking at your ass youā€™d be enough to make him embarrassingly hard in public but oh well
- ā€œContinue in my absence Iā€™m going to check if the manager has the new schedule.ā€
- A few people see red scratches peeking out his jersey but meh probably just the imagination
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papanowo Ā· 3 months ago
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get a grip loverboy !!!
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damian-lil-babybat Ā· 3 months ago
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'Dead Poets Society' gang
Headcanon that these four drop poetry and literature quotes on their conversations unprompted.
Jason 'English-major-I-only-visit-the-manor-for-the-library' Todd-Wayne
Damian 'I-master-liberal-arts-unlike-you-plebs-PHD-holder' al Ghul-Wayne
Cassandra 'I-learn-English-thru-Shakespeare-as-god-intended' Cain-Wayne
Duke 'only-title-holder-of-vigilante-poet-and-will-cuss-you-just-as-poetically' Thomas-(future) Wayne
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super-nova5045 Ā· 2 months ago
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bunny corcoran looking up from hell at the classics group as they all go batshit insane
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necrotic-nephilim Ā· 2 months ago
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i personally have very complicated feelings on the Gotham Knights video game and the routes it takes with characterization. i think it has a charm to it and it goes in an interesting direction with everyone (especially within the confides of the plot of the game) but it does have certain moments that veer painfully fanon for me. (such as: the dialogue where Tim drinks too much coffee) it's an interesting story for what it is but i don't view it comics-based for characterization and therefore don't care to interact with it much for like. fanfic purposes.
that *said* though. i do have to give the game some kind of credit for giving one of the top five JayTim moments that lives rent free in my mind. every since i played the game, the cutscene lives in my mind daily. it's the specific cutscene where Jason and Tim are arguing about whether or not Jason's non-lethal bullets are too dangerous for the field, and the argument leads to TIm *standing in front of the target* Jason is shooting and telling Jason to shoot him. it lives rent free for me. i never stop thinking about this.
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the absolute certainty Tim has that he is in no danger standing in front of Jason, who has a loaded gun pointed at his face. the way Jason *hesitates* for just a moment before lowering the gun. he thinks about it for just a second. Gotham Knights JayTim seem to get along very well and can rely on each other, but Jason still clearly holds a bitterness about his death and Tim that flickers through in some lines of dialogue under the guise of jokes. especially since this game deals *heavily* with concepts of Pit Madness causing an altered state of consciousness, i think it's believable that occasionally, Jason fights the urge to fight and hurt Tim for the feeling of being replaced.
i like their tension so much in this canon. they get along but you can *tell* Tim is afraid of addressing Jason's trauma or even addressing Jason head-on, and Jason leans into spooking Tim about it. which isn't very comics feeling in their dynamic, but it is an interesting way to place their dynamic if you're playing with a more timid Tim who's newer to the role of Robin. (which he seems to be in-game) he really doesn't want to offend Jason, or worse, piss him off. but he'll still face Jason head on for things like this, while completely aware of what Jason could be capable of.
and Jason seems very protective of Tim and respecting Tim as a Robin in typical Jason fashion. if Tim pushes, Jason *will* relent. he knows this is a kid who's proved himself and should be treated with equal respect, sometimes even more than Dick and Babs do in-game.
so for all that to culminate in Tim stepping in front of Jason's loaded gun that he *knows* is on the edge of being too dangerous, just to force Jason to listen? it's the most unhinged way Tim could've gotten his point across in this scene. he was literally daring Jason to hurt him and playing with a very dangerous fire. but he did it anyway bc he believed he could make Jason heel just at the thought of hurting Tim. and he was *right*. they're gay and i'm feral ty.
#necrotic festerings#jaytim#tim drake x jason todd#gotham knights game#i hate their character designs for what it's work#BUT the size difference. jesus.#anyway i could write a gotham knights jaytim fic i think#i'm *very* unsure the ages intended for these characters#bc tim certainly seems to be intended to be a teenager#whereas jason seems in his 20s so i think it's a gap that's bigger than the comics#which also makes it fun. usually you don't get a ton of age gap with jaytim they're just under 2 yrs apart#but this tim is definitely still a teen and jason is an adult.#and seems to enjoy being a bad influence on tim in the game so#there's such good fodder for some dead dove shit#anyway the funny thing is i like this game#you don't want to know how many hours i've played it#it's just best treated as a seperate iteration of the characters than being an adaptation of anything#esp since they're *so* vague and waffly on jason's backstory#as well as not giving a ton of info on how tim became robin#you assume it's similar to comics but some details leave gaps in the timeline. so idek#probably not somehting meant to be thought about too hard.#but i'm an overthinker at heart.#my point is they're gay. this is gay. it baffles me ppl don't look at this as the gayest shit alive.#tim daring jason to shoot him is the most tim drake thing in this game#well that and tim wanting to make a talon in the belfrey.#also NO one say a word about the gif quality /lh#i had to make it MYSELF#i do everything around here to show off their gay shit#sorta tempted to just make a masterpost of ā€œevery gay ass interaction between jaytimā€#bc i've seen some clips from the titans show
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vaggieslefteye Ā· 6 months ago
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ALASTOR | į“…į“‡į“‡Ź€ ÉŖÉ“ į“›Źœį“‡ Źœį“‡į“€į“…ŹŸÉŖÉ¢Źœį“›źœ±
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"We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before!"
(had to include husk because it looks like a still image otherwise)
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royalarchivist Ā· 1 month ago
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Pac: You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?
Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad
Fit: No, heyā€“ [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!
Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!
Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider. [...]Let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon. šŸ˜‰
Ramon: šŸ˜‘
Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!
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[ Full Transcript ā†“ ]
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Pac: Yeah, Ramon knows about Create. You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?
[Fit and Bagi laugh]
Fit: That's a good reward, yeah!
Bagi: Chocolate and diamonds!
Pac: Yeah [Laughs]
Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad
Fit: No, heyā€“ [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!
Pac: "Pay me by marrying my dad"? Ohā€“ [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon! Ramon!
Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!
Fit: [Fit uses his chainsaw to break the sign and accidentally hits Ramon] Oh, sorryā€“ I was trying to break the sign, I'm sorry, Ramon.
Pac: Ramon! [He does the "falls to pieces" emote]
Fit: Baby steps, Ramon! Baby steps!
Pac: Baby stā€“ Ramon, rememberā€“
Bagi: Yes, Ramon, yes!
Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!
Fit: [Laughs]
Pac: I'm gonā€“ props- props on you, you know? It was a goodā€“ yeah. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider.
Ramon: [Nods repeatedly]
Fit: Yeah, you can't rush these things Ramon, you know? Like, it's- it'sā€“ You know? I meanā€“ plus, you know, wā€“ we got our own things we're working through!
Pac: [Leaning into the mic] You can't rush on love.
Fit: Yeah, exactly! Likeā€“ yeah. You know? We're working on ourselves. Yeah.
Pac: Yeah.
Fit: [Weakly] Yeah...
Ramon: [Spins in a circle wildly]
Pac: Baby steps!
Fit: Baby steps, baby steps.
Pac: One dayā€“ ok, let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon.
Ramon: [Stares at the ground, resigned]
[Pac and Fit both laugh]
Fit: Oh yeahā€“ Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!
Ramon: [Tosses a potion of swiftness on them]
Pac: Woooo! Baby steps no moreā€“ I'm just kidding.
Fit: [Laughs]
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persephryne Ā· 4 months ago
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Making Aegon a rapist was straight up bad and lazy writing.
Let me elaborate.
In the show, the first thing we learn about Aegon as an adult is that he is a rapist. We havenā€™t seen him yet but still we already know that he is an horrible despicable rapist, especially since Dyana is so young, which pretty much makes him a pedophile too. How could anyone root for a man like that ? And thatā€™s where the problem begins.
Rhaenyra had already been established many times as the rightful heir to the throne in season 1. It has been made obvious that she would make a decent Queen too. In the meantime, it had already been shown that Aegon is not even a good person. Heā€™s selfish, inconsiderate, a bully, and does not act like a prince at all. To put it plainly, he sucks big time and we as viewers already know it. Add what we saw in season 2, how reckless he gets, how heā€™s an alcoholic immature asshole, how he obviously knows nothing about strategics nor how to rule efficiently, or even how bad he is at high valyrian, and you canā€™t have anyone tell you in good faith that he wouldā€™ve been a better ruler than Rhaenyra.
However, had Aegon not been made a rapist, you would still feel for him even though he is not cut out to rule. Because he knows it too and tried to escape it and he was forced to attend his own coronation . Because this crown that he did not want does not fit him, even though he really tries to show that he is not as worthless as everyone seems to think and he just keeps failing. You would feel for him because the war ,that he has started when he was made an usurper by the people around him, has cost him his sonā€™s life. Because the brother, who is partially responsible for his sonā€™s death has now betrayed him and tried to kill him with dragonfire. Because the injuries he suffered make him look more and more like his father who never cared for him, never loved him and that he definitely hates. Which also probably why he tries so hard to make his mother proud of him and love him but he canā€™t and his main attempt has left him half-dead, half-burn. Not only that but his dragon, with whom he has the strongest bond known in Targaryenā€™s, history probably died during this futile attempt to prove himself. The only thing about his Targaryenā€™s heritage that he seems to care about has been destroyed all because he wanted to prove himself. Because he truly resents his Targaryenā€™s, his fatherā€™s heritage, itā€™s obvious, just as it is obvious that he didnā€™t want to marry his own sister but was forced to. Itā€™s completely legitimate of him to want to distance himself as much as possible from everything that is Targaryen related. He is indeed more of an Hightower than a Targaryen, but can you really blame him for that ? Would you not try to fit somewhere else too, if you were in his place ? Itā€™s all absolutely and undeniably tragic.
I wholeheartdely believe that, even if you wouldā€™ve root for Rheanyra to be Queen, you woudā€™ve probably still thought that Aegon, as bad as he is, did not deserves this much pain.
But because he is a rapist, well, he honestly does.
By not trusting the audience to see that Aegon is not a good person, nor a good a king, without having him comitting a literal crime, by making Aegon a rapist, the writers have annihilated any possibilities for an internal conflict regarding Aegon and Rhaenyra. The whole concept of Ā«Ā teamsĀ Ā» just goes down the drain because of this lazy, manichaean, writing. And that, my friends, is bad writing at its peak.
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bfpierce Ā· 18 days ago
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margret pregnancy scare was an absolutely bonkers thing for them to do like a month and a half after she famously had sex in an abandoned hut with our star hawkeye
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gingermintpepper Ā· 2 months ago
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Why did Apollo favor the trojans in the Illiad?
So, dear Anon, I've been thinking about how to answer this question since I got it a couple days ago and I think I kind of want to make something clear before I get into it.
The Iliad by itself as a poem only covers some of the events that occur in the final year of a long protracted conflict that had been brewing for at least two decades and was an active war for ten. Within the space of the Iliad itself, the motivations and affairs of the major players are often referenced but there are many, many parts of the story that are not there because they belong to a different story cycle that has been since lost or was never recorded with words. In the space of the Iliad Apollo's motivations are questioned a lot - his pride is questioned by Poseidon who thinks Apollo should be just as angry at the Trojans as he considering Apollo was treated equally as poorly by Laomedon while they worked together. His honour is questioned by Hera who chastises him for taking the Trojans' side when he'd proclaimed that Achilles would live a long life and prosper at Thetis and Peleus' wedding. His own sister calls him a coward for refusing to fight when Zeus gives permission for the gods to go wild on the battlefield. For all that there's this image of Apollo in the Iliad as some staunch and unwavering protector of the Trojans, believe it or not, I largely think of Apollo as neutral in the war.
Which, I suppose, comes back to the question - why did Apollo favour the Trojans? The truthful answer is that I don't know. The Iliad and all its connected stories isn't something I've done enough research on to have an answer or a reference to an answer off the top of my head. The reasoning I'm aware of is that Apollo was a Patron God of Troy and really a god doesn't need any reason besides that to protect his people but it's not like Apollo abandoned the Greeks either. Calchas is the biggest example of that I can point to - descended directly from a priest of Apollo and one who attributed his mantic power to the god, Calchas was pivotal in ensuring the Greeks even got to Troy in the first place.
From a personal perspective however, I think Apollo was more dedicated to the house of Priam than he was the city of Troy itself. Apollo's affection for that house and all its members ran deep - from his admiration of Hecuba and Hector to his love and attempted courtship of Cassandra to his blessings given to Helenus, Deiphobos, Cassandra, Troilus and even his partnership with Paris - Apollo loved the house of Priam. When you think about the times Apollo lashes out against the Greeks, it's generally because they've done some nonsense to earn his ire. The plague was caused by Agamemnon disrespecting his priest, his aid in the slaughter of Patroclus was because he didn't respect him, his minor grudge against Diomedes too was because he tried to test Apollo's mettle and well, the less said about Achilles the better. Apart from his obvious favouring of Hector in the skirmishes, Apollo doesn't really oppose the Greeks. He has a ton of reasons to by the time the Iliad rolls around, including avenging the death of two of his sons, but he remains mostly satisfied with conducting his father's business and overseeing the war from a somewhat professional perspective. To me, it's always been less about Apollo caring about the fate of Troy as a city itself and more about him just really wanting to protect the people in the city that he's come to love and respect.
Of course, I encourage you to take my words with a big tablespoon of salt - like I said, I don't really know enough about the facts in particular to give a solid, confident answer but I can give you my interpretation of it. Maybe consult someone like @littlesparklight for a more comprehensive and grounded response šŸ¤”
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aflockofravens Ā· 9 months ago
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I literally gasped outloud when I realized Maomao's long con with the red manicures.
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I can't wait for next week. GET HIS ASS, MAOMAO
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br-uwu-cewayne Ā· 1 year ago
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Please accept this spiritual successor to #BatBanger Brucie:
Unfortunately, not only has Bruce NOT stopped dressing like a damn tourist, his association with known midwestern-origin Daily Planet Reporter Clark Kent has only made it THREE times worse and TEN time as embarassing šŸ˜”šŸ™
Praying for the Wayne Boys in these trying times.
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ID in Alt
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mintypsii Ā· 14 days ago
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doodle dump :3
some of these r comic wips that i prob won't get to (the last one is post w7 where an anxious usopp places traps around the sunny and sanji gets caught in one bfhdkjs)
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eightspringdays Ā· 2 months ago
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People who infantilize autistic coded characters are the weakest link in society's chain.
How are you gonna look at this mf
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And then tell me he's too uwu to do anything. Open your eyes, expand your brain; he thinks of the MCnasty too. Let him say fuck !!!!
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blueskittlesart Ā· 17 days ago
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FUCK LARRY HOGAN FUCKKKKKK THAT BITCH ASS MAN IDGAF HOW MANY PEOPLE TELL ME HE DID SOOOO GREAT DURING COVID I HOPE HE LOSES SO BAD ANGELA ALSOBROOKS COME KISS ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
SO TRUE!!!
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necrotic-nephilim Ā· 3 months ago
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jealousy really is the driving force of DamiTim as a ship. love that for them. love how Tim has the Robin mantle ripped away from him and he has to suffer the jealousy of watching Dick and Damian bond. how possessive over Dick Tim can be, to have him stolen by Dick.
even more so though, is the jealousy from Damian. how on earth do you cope when you finally get to be Robin, a role you've convinced is your birthright, and no one really likes you? every prefers the Robin who came before you? Dick regularly reminds you that he can always go and call Tim back when you act out? like the complex Damian has over Tim is unreal. Tim, who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and had everything handed to him his whole life. he never had to struggle or fight for his place like Damian did. Damian has spent his whole life fighting and proving himself, and yet he can't ever seem to truly claw the mantle of Robin away from Tim. even when Tim lets it go, becomes Red Robin, they seem to share it. Tim can slip back into the role of Robin whenever someone like Dick or Bruce need him to, because *he's* the Robin who they need. he's the Robin who was able to find Bruce. he's the Robin that Ra's wants an heir out of. he's the Robin who even Jason respects. in Damian's eyes, everything Damian has fought tooth and nail for, was handed to Tim.
so of course he's going to react to Tim with violence and aggression, especially after finding out Tim has contingency plans for him. no matter how much Damian proves himself, he's never going to be enough, especially not to Tim. and so his deep refusal to see Tim as family, to acknowledge Tim's legacy is all driven by such an angry jealousy. Tim understands aspects of Bruce's legacy that Damian doesn't, like the need to sweet talk and play nice with the elites of Gotham, even if they're corrupt. they exemplify different aspects of Robin, and the aspects that Tim exemplifies are the aspects that Damian knows he'll never fully understand and therefore holds such a deep contempt for. he wants to fight criminals, not play nice with politicians. Tim understands the side of Gotham that's utterly foreign to Damian. if anything, he represents that side of Gotham, to Damian. a pretty little rich boy who's nothing but a know-it-all and not a real son of Bruce. he can't be a Wayne. he can't be Damian's family.
and all of that angry jealousy leading to unhealthy obsession turned a weird, angry crush from Damian is just my bread and butter. that is how DamiTim should be. to me. Damian obsessed over hating Tim Drake so much he accidentally ends up sort of in love with him and that only makes Damian angrier. because he can't prove everyone right by *also* liking Tim. he can't let Ra's win like that, because frankly why wouldn't Ra's be delighted by Damian and Tim getting together. and it builds and builds with angry passive aggression towards Tim that culminates in angry hate-fucking-that's-not-just-driven-by-hate. love and hate are always viewed as opposites in shipping and i think they're the same intense passion just in different directions. and for the best ships, they're very intertwined. what is DamiTim is not the peak of that. "i put so much of myself into hating you i had no choice but to fall in love with you somewhere along the way" core. love that bleeds into hate and hate that bleeds into love. "you make me so angry i regularly passively try to kill you but not with any real effort because who would i obsess over if you were actually gone" core. murder attempts as a form of courting. contingency plans to take each other out as a love language. they're unwell.
#necrotic festerings#damitim#timdami#tim drake x damian wayne#damian wayne x tim drake#also possibly a hint of dicktim at the beginning there#i have yelled at my partner about them nonstop#so i had to put the thoughts into a tumblr post to give them peace.#i clearly favor tim in my ships we don't need to talk about it#tim drake is so weird he makes everyone else weird about him by proxy.#like sir contain that aura it's making everyone mentally ill.#i'm not a hamilton girlie at all which is why it makes me so mad Wait For It is SUCH good song for damian#like that song just IS his complex over tim#whether canon or shipping#this pulls from a variety of canon btw#like yeah mostly pre-flashpoint#but i do think the fact that in current comics canon tim keeps defaulting back to being robin#must make damian SO mentally unwell#like oh that does not help your jealousy complex does it.#and the thoughts of tim understanding the elite in ways damian doesn't are inspired by the boy wonder (2024)#which GOD is the first modern comic to fucking understand how tim and damian actually feel about each other#in a way that isn't either cartoonishly evil or makes them make up too easily#ugh. juni ba your mind.#anyway the complex damian has over tim. is fucking wild.#bc like everyone uses it to woobify poor tim for being attacked by big mean damian#which first of all stop taking panels out of context#second of all#dude no WONDER damian has a complex. i'd hate tim's ass too!!!#when i was reading batman & robin (2009) and dick casually says he can still call tim when damian acts out#what kind of threat IS that dick. sir.
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