#I hate every second of it

[labyrinthofcrystals]

maybe we should forget i ever said anything about this au 😔

[bookworms-pov]

I'm turning into someone I despised as a kid & I can't help it. I can sense my past self's dissapointed.

[antarestyl]

okay, TO BE FAIR:

My body makes mucus to transport all of the nasty stuff out AND prevent more viruses and bacteria to penetrate my weakened defenses, AND its a side-effect of my immune system getting where its needed AND there is probably some stuff in there that is important for something else (I am sorry that lecture was years ago and my brain is a bit mush) something something body is helping and is doing a great job at keeping both of us alive!

I gladly give it more fluids for more mucus. Even if I hate every second of it (and most of the fluids go to the bladder anyway)

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

[sumifinalfourteen]

[dannymans66]

He spends half his surgeon salary in merchandise

Little continuation to this post, kind of

[jeveuxmeplaindre]

./

[sonic-adventure-3]

it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo

[xiewho]

i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw

[hiveswap]

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bank Robber: Fill up the bag!

Teller Danny: Excuse me?

Bank Robber: Fill up the bag and don't you dare try to press that panic button. I'll shoot!

Danny: My guy, this is a bank in a crime alley. There is no money here. At most you'll get like 4k.

Bank Robber: Shut up! Just fill it!

Danny: Wow, that's a lot of attitude for a man with 35 cents in his account

Bank Robber: What?

Danny placing straps of bills in bag: I know it's you, Martin. You have a speaking impediment. It's very characteristic.

Martin: So you can identifying me?

Danny: I can identify that you ain't got no money. Walking in here thinking you're hot shit with you 35 cents.

Martin: I can't have you telling the cops where I am *shoots Danny in the head*

Other Hostages: *Scream*

Danny pinches his nose to blow out the bullet: Orginal

Martin: *Horrified* W-what are you?

Danny: Me? I'm undead.

Martin: Y-you're a Bat!?

Danny: What?

Martin: I heard the rumors that Batman and his crew were vampires but I never.... I'm so sorry! Please don't eat me

Danny: Ew, I'm not going to eat you. I've seen your bank transactions. You eat waaaay too much take out for your blood to be healthy.

Martin: ..... I don't have time to cook

Danny: Try a salad menu. Also, look out Red Hood is here. I think he might eat you.

Martin: What?

Red Hood: *Slams bike through front window* THINK AGAIN SCUM BAG

Martin: *Screams*

Danny: You vampire mother-Fudger. I have to clean up that glass now. It's only an hour till closing too. Ancients I hate this city.

[mildarka]

Felt like making a reverted AU

[titanofthedepths]

Yes you’re not fatphobic but are you capable of talking about fat people in a positive manner without saying somft/round/rotund/squishy/tumby/chumby/any other variation of the sort. Are you capable of talking about us in a positive manner without it being about beauty or attractiveness. Are you able to talk about fat people in general without being dehumanizing or infantilizing. Can you treat fat people with respect.

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[wolfchans]

[crowd chanting] SEO CHANGBIN! SEO CHANGBIN!

[stark-lord]

The Monty Eyebrow™️

for @purgatory606

[obstinaterixatrix]

FINISHED!!! I've been going insane trying to draw this over the past week. I love how ryuji and yusuke are super impulsive... passing the impulse control back and forth lol

I don’t think yusuke would throw the *first* punch, but I think there are some situations where ryuji would back down and yusuke would throw down. like, ryuji would argue back and forth and then try to leave, but yusuke would keep arguing until the other person takes a swing. “While I abhor the idea of senseless violence, certain people simply refuse to see reason”… is the kind of thing I think he’d say. remorseless lol. which would lead into ryuji being like “dude you just punched a guy out, I don’t think you get to say that.”

also, yusuke's punching with his left hand so his art hand remains uncompromised. Very Important Detail