#I fucking KNEW this would happen
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I wanted Ody to retell WotM to Tel in my fic but guess what my little ADHD lord did after the first verse.
Got fucking sidetracked and now they're talking about something else bc Tel is not one bit better
#i fucking knew this would happen#theyre so silly#i love them#epic the musical#jorge rivera herrans#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#adhd things#etm#epic fanfic#epic musical#warrior of the mind
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nothing is sacred anymore i guess
lol watch him release a video where he credits his lame ass subreddit for "finding all these cool new details" instead of the people in the actual community or whatever </3
#i fucking knew this would happen#welcome home arg#welcome home#matpat#anti matpat#“Wally is satan incarnate???@!!!!”#“Wally killed all of the staff and stuffed them in puppets????!!!!”
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FUCK
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wowie im a horrible person!!!!
#whatever whatever WHATEVER. it’s fine. I am Fine this is Fine#Thegy woduld hate me but whatever#am I . Allowed to have fun. To want to understand my friends#I fucking KNEW this would happen#whatever I’ve done worse#Uhhhhhh#zero vents#ish#ofc I’m not actually gonna use my vent blog lmao
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People being like "ugh guess I gotta root for Cody now" are so funny. No you don't? I'm sorry but fuck cody. Fuck all of them. They keep booking this way because people cheer it while hating it. It's so wack.
#i fucking knew this would happen#which is why i didn’t want to get fully invested at first but god damn it#sometimes i want to cheer a guy who honest to god deserve respect from this shit ass company#wrestling#wwe#jinouchi.txt
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The TikTok dragon age fans making thirst traps of Lucanis are so fucking funny to me because we are perceiving him in completely different ways. Like I think he’s hot too but that’s also my depressed sleep deprived husband who would cry if I held his face. We are on different wavelengths friend.
#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age veilguard#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#??#rookanis#also I’ve already seen the expected ‘straight women turning character I think is a circus clown into a daddy dom’ that I knew would happen#and I’d just like to say that you’re all fucking wrong he’s a subtop#and also still a circus clown#beautiful wet cat of a man
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And you got hurt like i said you would
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
#911#911edit#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 7#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan 'buck' buckley#kinley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name#anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud#babygirl was back there getting into narnia#he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins#even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something#but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think#and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself#because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you#then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is#and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough#or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him#rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless#my edits
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Imagine supporting an emotionally abusive cheater over their victim 🤢
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It seems letting people know who they treat is cause for them to act brand new. While annoying and slightly hurtful it is a consequence for not keeping the mouth shut.
Oh well, I see where this is headed and this time the mouth is going to stay shut.
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So insane reading about Kev's skills from the perspective of someone who'd played with him before his hand was broken. Like yes Neil was obsessed with him and yes he knew he played differently with his right than his left—but reading it from JEAN'S perspective?? Life changing stuff. When he said the Ravens' defense forgot what Kev was like before he switched hands? I lost my mind.
#he made fools of the defensive line#FOOLS#that whole game was insane from Jean's perspective#one of my fav parts of tsc#he was seriously gagged#and so was i#even tho i knew what was going to happen#tsc#the sunshine court#all for the game#aftg#aftg tsc#jean moreau#kevin day#neil josten#kevin is so fucking good at exy and i think sometimes i don't appreciate that enough#also neil staying on riko the whole time was crazy#like jean being like “that's a terrible idea why would they do that”#and then realizing just how fucking fast neil is#it changed my brain chemistry#can you tell i like outsider povs?
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:
i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???
#ramble#sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well#if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD#he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE#like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one#holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do#and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that#idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything#also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore#so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks#also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently#also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this#again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable#if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time
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@hereticcryptid I appear to be slowly but surely developing an entire series about how Hensheng and Baxia apparently get fed up with their owners' inability to express their feelings and take matters into their own hands...
#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#jgy#nmj#nieyao#very sincerely this is a concept i keep coming back to and spinning around in my head#i find it unreasonably funny i want these swords revealing every tender feeling that these two are categorically incapable of admitting to#really i just want to bring the concept of e'ming and the general embarrassment hua cheng feels for his sabre at all times and throw it#into the mdzs world#can't quite bully the concept into an actual fic but i do love thinking about it and drawing art related to it#i assume nmj nearly went completely feral the first time hensheng shot out at him#like yup! he knew jgy was a snake! he's trying to attack him while his guard is down!!! well nmj is gonna deflect this fucking weak attack#and then SKEWER jgy and there's no way lxc can hold it against him!#except rather than deflecting hensheng baxia is a horrible traitor about it and instead he ends up getting cuddled by a touch-starved sword#0/10 nmj is having a horrible day he would genuinely have prefered jgy try to kill him (jgy would have ALSO prefered that as it happens)#(nhs on the other hand is having an AMAZING day when he sees it)#my art#THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT SENT ME PROMPTS!#this seriously helped get me through the day and made my evening so much better#i shall continue to go through them tomorrow after work as well 🥰🥰🥰#hensheng
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Okay but if Bill actually did steal Ford's eyes, do you know what that would mean??
Cuz the ONLY thing keeping Bill out of the basement- thus away from the portal- were retinal scanners, which would only work if Ford was himself. If his eyes were slits (thus Bill was possessing him) the door would not open.
So that's genius, right? Boom. Now even if Bill possesses Ford, Bill will never get into the basement! Hah!
But uhh. If the Eye Stealer takes Ford's eyes, that isn't a problem anymore, is it? Cuz they could just use those eyes, which would be stuck with Ford's original retinas, and open the door THAT way
And what would Ford have been able to do to stop them? Even IF he had sight, his body was so broken and battered and tired by that point that if he went up against a monster, he wouldn't stand a chance.
Not only that, but if Ford were to get possessed again, no one would be able to tell. Ignoring the behavioral differences, from a visual aspect, they look EXACTLY the same. The ONE TELL that Bill is possessing someone is just GONE.
The only thing Bill would loose in this situation is sight himself, IF he ever possessed Ford again. But that'd probably be worth it considered there is NOTHING BUT GAINS otherwise. That, and he wouldn't have much of a reason to anymore aside from psychological torture to either Ford himself or the people around him.
Like. That's terrifying.
No wonder Ford was so goddamn afraid. If the Eye Stealer was successful, there would be no way to stop Bill. That, and Ford would be blinded for life, and possibly killed, because there's no way Bill would treat his injuries after that, right?
He wasn't just backed into a corner here; he was actively being pushed into it.
#anyway hi i am SO surprised people aren't talking about this more#like holy shit#imagine if Stanley came even SLIGHTLY later and the eye stealer was actively chasing Ford down#like weirdmaggedon would have happened right then and there#we were THIS CLOSE to the portal opening right in Ford's basement and the only one who knew anything about it was Ford himself#like holy fucking shit#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#the eye stealer#how is that not a tag yet#eye stealer#the book of bill#tbob#book of bill#tw eye gore#eye gore#ask to tag
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HI HELLO GOOD MORNING I WAS GOING THROUGH C3E100 AGAIN AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T POST ABOUT THIS ALREADY
c3e100 @ 2:17:29 "You laughed at me for supporting her. But never was there a braver moment than when she came to you. And I knew what you would do, and I knew that she must try. And I will not abandon her now, just as I wish we had not abandoned you, and you us."
okay so should i just throw my phone across the room now or what
was that voice crack on "knew what you would do" purposeful because it is fucking me all the way up
and then Asmodeus just LEAVING ugghhhhh this trio is going to be the death of me
#i knew it would be the fucking sibling dynamics that got me#can you imagine that moment at the beginning of the schism#sarenrae with so much hope and pelor knowing what would happen but knowing she had to go anyway#because I can and it's currently destroying me#good morning everyone#cr downfall#critical role#critical role downfall#nick marini#ashley johnson#brennan lee mulligan#cr trist#cr ayden#cr asmodeus#pelor the dawnfather#sarenrae#the everlight#the dawnfather#c3e100
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