#I found that very funny

[mermaidstede]

i named 2 horses on minecraft stede and mr. ed… get it

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[knightoflove]

Maybe this is because I’ve got Context as to why Carmen is Like that but I don’t get why Claire left? Him in the walk in? And why she was upset about what he said specifically. Bc what he said had really nothing to do with her. “I don’t deserve to have amusement or entertainment maybe this was a waste of time” to ME. Reads very much like “I fuck up everthting I touch I don’t deserve this this was a waste of time specifically because of that, because I’ll just be right where I started.” Which like. From a dude whose brother killed himself a few months ago is a VERY concerning statement??

Rip im going on a rant under the cut

Everyone was like Claire deserves an apology , Claire deserves an apology and I thought I had put it together that she deserved an apology bc he was USING her, not necessarily for fun or entertainment but to feel normal. Claire is surrounded by people (and is a person) who remembers Carmen from a time before New York, a time that Carmen obviously views as a better version of himself. A time where he was able to connect to other people and through her he can pretend that he still is that person who can connect to others and can connect to Claire but ironically through this facade he is inherently NOT connecting to anyone. He fears telling Claire the truth because he views himself as deeply damaged he wants to pretend that he’s not. I thought Claire deserved an apology from him because he was using her, something that I don’t think was really revealed in the walk in scene (but idk it’s been a while and I’m just sleep deprived and thinking about this so I wanted to rant)

Anyway Claire does deserve an apology but not for the reason she thinks she does. If they want me to ever be on board w the relationship (or I guess less hateful and more “ok this is happening” abt it) Carmen would need to do a lot of self reflecting abt what he was using Claire for and coming clean about it and then starting something slower. I don’t think they’ll do this I think they’ve (literally) shut the door on that relationship and I don’t think she’s coming back. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[deathbypickles]

crime and punishment heritage posts. to me.

[akanemnon]

How to be an annoying little jerk 101

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference

[technically-human]

The infamous puppy debacle of '94

[fjorn-the-skald]

A deer antler carved with the runes for “deer antler” 🙄 thanks, Viking Rae Dunn.

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

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[soranker]

some guy i saw at the funky bar...........

[strawberri-draws]

OTGW studies to prepare for a possible animatic :]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[daydreamerwonderkid]

More Damian being hilarious moments because his sense of humor speaks to me, pt. 2

pt. 1

[artuurle]

once again drawing click clack over images of my nefarious shape

+ bonus based on how I was handed an angora rabbit at a state fair and immediately started ugly crying

[thimbleb3rries]

Extraordinarily silly

[invinciblerodent]

[A subtitle saying "Taash: Doesn't matter how sad you are about doing evil crap if you keep doing it."]

Man, the literal kind isn't the only kind of fire that Taash spits. That's probably the most succinct summary of how I feel about Solas that any character has ever given in this story yet.

[justprincesssarcasm]

One of the smallest things I have enjoyed about these eps of Arcane regarding CaitVi is absolutely the fact Cait hated the black hair so much that she had absolutely people wash Vi's hair until all traces of it were gone.

Like "Not on my bedding. No hot mess oil on my watch." and we stan Cait for it.