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lmelodie · 3 months ago

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Chimera Fun Facts!

Because I did one for Kills AGES ago and now that she's more ironed out as a person, its Meras turn! She hasn't been getting as much love as she deserves on this page which is a DAMN SHAME so I'm doing it now!

Her cat half isn't actually based on a pure leopard but a tiger

Chimera DEFINITELY has a giant carnivorous plant that lives in her green house, a la little shop of horrors. It doesn't speak or anything, it's just kinda like a pet that eats human flesh. Her name is Lydia.

It's always a preshow tradition for the other showgirls to help Chimera bedazzle/paint her wings before her number. It's a bonding moment where they hype each other up before going on stage.

She is a businesswoman! A working woman and entrepreneur that's very fiscally smart and knows business probably better than anyone

She also definitely started the whole trend of poisoning people in 1600s Paris. May or may not have instigated the Affair of the Poisons and watched the whole thing go down like a telenovela, she was KNEE DEEP in that whole thing.

She also whispered in a few ears in order for the Poison Garden to be established and managed to get herself a job as a tender for it to properly look after it (pales in comparison to her own garden in her home but it's a nice little side project).

Has severe claustrophobia and panics when being tied up/restrained, as a trauma response from her earliest life experiences (that I will hopefully explain upon in a small side story at some point).

She also came out of those experiences with a whole lot of body image issues so she, at some point, goes through an entire body positivity journey to love her unique form.

In as basic of terms as I can manage, she creates an enchantment to give herself normal legs and lives like that for a little bit only to find that IT SUCKS until Kills is like:

"Yes, your body can be used, but it can also be used by you, for EVIL and REVENGE!"

And Chimera is like "Oh my god your so RIGHT!"

And now every room she walks into is legally hers :)

She chuffs and purrs like cats!

Her and cupid are good friends, and bond over being lumped together in the same pantheon and calls him cousin

She got SO HYPE when she found out that her name became an adjective and was so excited to find out what it meant until she was told that it literally translates to something so fantastical that its completely unrealistic. She doesn't like it, but there's also not much she can do about it.

Unlike most other spirits who had someone else teach them how to use magic, Chimera is completely self-taught. She may have picked a few things from others here and there, but she mostly taught herself through experimentation and trial and error.

She has given her professional opinion to various medical practices about various poisons and the effects on the body. Probably slept with a few doctors.

She likes going to the human world and seeking out awful men who roofie women's drinks and roofie them right back. She makes sure to drink the spiked drinks they all give her and watch as she isn't affected but every guy she talks to collapses.

Also the Protector of Women in her own clubs she's performing at. If any of the dancers have a problem with a particularly handsy guy, they get Chimera and she sorts them out REAL QUICK.

Is Killian's designated Straight Wife decoy for when they went out and about in human establishments.

Pick pockets men on the daily

Has stolen SO MUCH MONEY from Jack on the tail end of him and Killian's relationship it is UNREAL

She has not figured this out yet but technically, in theory, if she were to really try at it, she could heal people from poison or venom damage.

Gets most of her clothes from centaur run/catered businesses but still needs some things custom made to fit her custom form.

She is somewhere in her late 2,000s. 2,800 or around there seems about right

#digital art #oc #text post #head canon #hc #the santa clause #I dont know man just HER #she deserves to have a little moment #TAKE A MOMENT to appreciate Chimera thank you 😌#she is a STRONG #INDEPENDANT WOMAN

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vaxxildamn · 3 months ago

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finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

#dimension 20 #chappell roan #never after #vmas 2024 #intrepid heroes #d&d #dnd #my post #yes yes i know its cis-her gal-i-them but scissor was too perfect of a word to break up for this purpose #*cis-her gal-a-them exfuckingcuse me #also its galadin instead of galathem because the paladin energy is just so strong here and galathem is so far removed from that word #i know the actual reference i dont know what to tell you man stop correcting me #the outfits afterward?? now thats reaching full cisher galathem evolution #...this is all complete nonsense please leave me alone

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umblrspectrum · 1 month ago

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data ghost tessa is an extremely fun idea

#shoving her into uzis mindscape too. its a whole party in there #i dont actually know how to dance or what dancing looks like i just copied one of the poses i think #i dunno man i just felt like drawing. its four in the morning and i cant sleep #something something halloween spirit #im too tired to think of anything else to say #art #murder drones #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #murder drones tessa #one day ill feel comfortable drawing non shadow tessa. not today though

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introspectivememories · 2 months ago

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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

#and on and on and on #like it never fucking stops #jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos #'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me #'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying #like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps #look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard #they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about #her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf #spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear #meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys #and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his #head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy #who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove #so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber

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catmask · 5 months ago

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my sister texted me smthing going on at home thats making me sad but im trying not to think about it and stay whimsical. its fursona friday..... its fursona feidayyyy...

#not unexpected just like. transphobia. u know the deal #her bf came to visit and my family wont call me my name which is what he knows me by #so now she has to like explain to him that im trans....#she was trying to be respectful and let me do it if i felt the need to #but basically texted me distraught like 'im so sorry i dont know why they cant just be respectful to you its not fair'#i love my sisters i wish that none of us had to go through this anymore #her bfs chill too like he knew me as 'allies gay older brother' (#(close enough) so i dont think this will b an issue for him Or them ots just like. Man.

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ender1821 · 1 month ago

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im a child of divorce

#the bit is over when i say its over and even when its so joever for these two its not over for me!!! (once again i am on heavy copium)#anyway. thoughts behind the spoiler tags #gempearl #shiny duo #wild life smp #life series spoilers #wild life spoilers #i feel like. i actually was expecting that #no but its so funny the one time the negative consequences of something does actually get acknowledged its the SL finale ‘betrayal’/j #like cmon fuck me i guess/j (BIG EMPHASIS. ON THE SLASH J. OKAY.)#but honestly though i did expect Gem to hold a grudge over the 2v1 in SL. and. its good that there are consequences???#it IS a ‘betrayal’ in Gem’s eyes. they were friends. they were murder besties for the last two sessions and then Pearl chose Scar over her #and its awesome man. [through gritted teeth] this is awesome man this will be good for character development ok ok ok. ok?#its also got something to do with Pearl having the red creep in. i think #because during SL Gem was like. nearly idolising the Scarlet Pearl persona while vaguely aware that her own reputation has a similar effect #and yknow. the horrors. the fact that their image is so heavily built on what others deem them to be and they can only play into it #but by the end of SL Gem gets ‘betrayed’ by this persona that she looked up to #and also her own ‘GeminiSlay’ intimidating image is also starting to fall apart. partly of her own will #and now shes watching Pearl slowly turn red again. and this time she knows its not good for her or Pearl #so shes distancing herself from it. shes ‘trying to fix her reputation’. she sees Pearl falling into it again and just. no. i dont love you #you betrayed me last season #but on Pearl’s end of things she’s already deep into the idea that as long as you say you ‘forgive’ someone then everything thats happened #in the past doesn’t matter and they can all be friends. and nooo absolutely no grudges will be held. no emotional repression here #so. because thats happened to her in her own team she thinks the same can happen with her and Gem #and thats so. im going to blow myself up now

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rottingraisins · 8 months ago

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clef and adams funny moments

#SRY this isnt funny to anyone except me but. worlds most tactless old man and worlds most tactless young-ish woman fight #this is ur fault clef. u taught her all she knows #i dont even think clef rlly has sex. for the record. i just had a powerful vision #scp #dr clef #andrea adams #clefdraki #I GUESS.

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dykesevika · 15 days ago

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arcane give her to the lesbians pls .

#saw someone call her a butch bisexual an 1) butch is for lesbians . 2) I genuinely dont get how anyone could see her with a man ??#like I just can’t imagine it .#cannot picture it #this is a dyke sorry #arcane give me a lesbian that isn’t a british c*p or british c*ps gf #pls #sevika #arcane #disagree about her being a lesbian if u wanna but with me it’ll be like talking to a brick wall #this is a girl kissing woman loving lesbian dyke #i would know bc we are literally married

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oceanwithouthermoon · 2 months ago

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"i dont hate this female character, i just have a nuanced take on her" and the nuanced take is comically stereotypical misogyny

#cough cough #i dont think i need to say it #meows post #edit i changed my mind im tagging this #teruhashi kokomi #mabel pines #ashley campbell #princess celestia #madoka kaname #also wanna say princess bubblegum and pink diamond but ik people are just gonna go 'blah blah blah but they actually did things wrong blah'#like yea i KNOW and thats not what im talking about #ALL these characters did things wrong because theyre developed and well rounded characters #like yes if pink diamond were a man she would still be criticized for what she did #but would people talk about him the way they do her? would they debate if his naivety was just disguised evil?#would they treat every mistake like it makes him an overall evil villain and erases all the things he did right? and his good intentions?#would they ignore all reasons he had for going as far as he did and say 'he shouldve found a better way' no matter how hard he alr tried?#pink diamond #rose quartz #princess bubblegum

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francy-sketches · 3 months ago

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rhaenyra could say 'I wish I was a man with dick and balls' and hotd twitter would still be like 'umm she just means she wants freedom and respect but otherwise she is a FEMININE WOMAN stop making her into a man you weirdos'

#.txt #I mean she did kinda say that already 'daemon was everything I wanted to be...a man' what did she mean by this #btw I'm not saying you have to see her as trans I'm just saying it's an entirely reasonable interpretation/headcanon lol #but also like. she's not a real person she's a character and the things she says are a deliberate choice by the writers #so I dont think they wrote those lines about wanting to be a man just to mean 'I wish people werent sexist to me'#like yes they obviously mean that but stuff can be two things +its phrased in a specific way #once I saw someone be like 'well cersei has these thoughts too and nobody calls her trans' .....does he know?#the kicker is most of the time when these people are like 'stop making her a man' shes not even being hc as trans just. a masc woman lol

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uncharted-constellations · 1 year ago

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Deranged about them❤️‍🔥

#spider-man #peter parker #mary jane watson #mj watson #petermj #art #my art #comic #comics #marvel #hes fallen for her devious trap of love #its the drama its the physicality #its the fact that theyve probably been kicked out of 50 restaurants for PDA #and not just for annoying that one recurring waiter #i think ive given myself a cavity just by drawing this #the longtimers know i dont draw ship art #and the reaallly long timers know its been like 7 years #and its always goddamn spiderman that menace

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airoarts · 1 year ago

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Leader and deputy

[Image description: a digital painting of Squirrelstar and Ivypool from Warriors. Squirrelstar is a small dark red cat with green eyes, standing in front of the much taller Ivypool, a gray tabby-and-white cat with blue eyes and many battle scars. The background is dark blue. end ID]