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[allimili]

My God..

[moonandstarsabove]

85 Questions

ii was tagged my @kamilahdavis so thank u, u majestic queen, i love uuu 

Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

the last …

1. drink: orange juice

2. phone call: my dad

3. text message: a work “friend”

4. song you listened to: i’m telling the world, by Taio Cruz

5. time you cried: i’m always crying binch

6. dated someone twice: what is that

7. kissed someone and regretted it: kissing is for losers 

8. been cheated on: that’s why i dont play uno anymore

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: life depresses me

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: surely not when i got drunk the first time :)))))))

favorite colors

12. baby blue

13. lavender

14. rose gold

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: i guess u can call them friends

16. fallen out of love: never even been in

17. laughed until you cried: ive never laughed a single day of my life. its sad so i cry.

18. found out someone was talking about you: oooooh dont even get me started binch

19. met someone who changed you: ive never been nchjfjnmj,muj chnged by anyone ever, but no

20. found out who your friends are: ehh still figuring it out

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: who dat

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: 3 (idk man, like a handful)

23. do you have any pets: i cry everyday bc ive never felt that joy

24. do you want to change your name: nein

25. what did you do for your last birthday: we went to a restaurant where the rude waiter gave my sis an anxiety attack, fuck him

26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 binch being a nurse is tough

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: dreaming about my vacation

28. name something you can’t wait for: family vacation to palma de mallorca + 2 months of doing nothing (!)

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: i dont remember her face (1h ago)

31. what are you listening to right now: killing me softly with his song by roberta flack (no KS reference pls)

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: idk??? have i?? i dont know my life

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my boss

34. most visited website: pinterest cuz i like hoarding pics

35. hair colour: dark brown like a cuppa coffee

36. long or short hair: fucken curtain

37. do you have a crush on someone: i wanna but my life aint that exciting

38. what do you like about yourself: my active imagination that both hinders and gives me life

39. piercings: belly button binch, like a baby piercing, cuz its very recent

40. blood type: A+ binch like my grades i wish

41. nickname: my actual name cuz u cant shorten claudia to be cute

42. relationship status: single as a loose pringle

43. zodiac: im a fish.

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: the walking dead, supergirl, brooklyn nine nine, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, stranger things, izombie

46. tattoos: 0 but i want some

47. right or left handed: slightly ambidextrous, like i do things with my left that righties can only do with their right hand

48. surgery: laparoscopy cuz my ovary wanted to explode

49. piercing: answered already

50. sport: gym sometimes? and i like volleyball

51. vacation: somewhere by the beach and with a nice view of the stars

52. pair of trainers: i basically only own sneakers cuz they the most comfy footwear in existence

more general

53. eating: watermelon was the last thing to have touched this mouth 

54. drinking: nothing

55. i’m about to: finish this up and watch power rangers

56. waiting for: july 13th when my 2 month vacation begins binch i’m excite

57. want: to be retired at 23

58. get married: sure but to whom’s the question

59. career: ideal? neurosurgeon, actual? nurse

60. hugs or kisses: both? i really love giving hugs but i always wanna hold on for too long so its awkward with ppl i dont know very well

61. lips or eyes: eyes

62. shorter or taller: same height or taller cuz yes

63. older or younger: kinda older but in my age range i guess?

64. nice arms or nice stomach: i like toned arms but im okay with a soft stomach

65. hook up or relationship: relationships im 2 emotional fr hookups

66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant af

67. kissed a stranger: or anybody ever

68. drank hard liquor: been dipping my finger in whiskey since 10 years old

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: never although a contact once popped off my eye when i was making faces in the mirror

70. turned someone down: that’s my biggest fear although i dont care much about ppl

71. sex on the first date: nooo ty

72. broken someone’s heart: according to him ye, but he broke mine first so pech gehabt

73. had your heart broken: siehe oben

74. been arrested: my only crime was being a primary school bully and thats not even a crime

75. cried when someone died: my grandpa, cried like a baby

76. fallen for a friend: never thank goodnes

do you believe in …

77. yourself: barely 

78. miracles: ye i do cuz im a hopeful binch

79. love at first sight: nein das nicht

80. santa claus: why wouldnt i believe in the actual person that delivers my presents every christmas?

81. kiss on the first date: noooo

82. angels: ye i dooo

other

83. current best friend’s name: my sis cat and my bff mariana cuz they my main binches

84. eye colour: brown

85. favourite movie: thats tough, but some i could rewatch all the time are mamma mia, the proposal, stardust, i am legend, i robot (cuz will smith), hachiko, megamind, 

i tag: @thefivecrazypeople @oldforgottenwarrior @lazusin @faenies and whoever else wants to cuz i dont know anyone else