#I don't know if any of this was helpful whatsoever

[monvirtu]

Romantic headcanons for elquackity?

𝐌𝐈 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑

⋆ precis ~ headcanons on what it's like to date elquackity!

⋆ tags ~ romance, kissing, fluff, and mentions of death.

⋆ notes ~ thank you for requesting! i don't know much about the qsmp, so i looked into it a bit, so i do apologize if this is out of character for elquackity!

⋆       you and elquackity either met through the federation, or when he was pretending to be quackity.

⋆       at first, elquackity didn't know what to think of you. he'd probably hate you, but not because you actually did something.

⋆       it's because you made him feel something.

⋆       elquackity is not a person about feelings. he lacks sympathy and doesn't feel much except for enjoyment, but that joy usually came from other people's pain.

⋆       so, when he felt something other than that when you were around, he'd hate it. he hated all of it. he hated the warmth that sprawled through his body when you simply smiled at him. he hated the fluttering in his stomach when he heard you talk. he hated the stammer in his usual confident voice when you stood near him.

⋆       he hated you.

⋆       or at least that's what he told himself.

⋆       eventually, he would come to learn that what he was feeling was love. it was probably tubbo who ended up telling him that since elquackity views him like a father, and he didn't know who else to ask about it.

⋆       so, with the help of tubbo, he learns that the only way to try and get rid of this feeling was to either tell you that he liked you, or distance himself from you to see if that would help.

⋆       he would try the second option, but he then learned that it was impossible to stay away from you and get his goals done.

⋆       now, with the first option, he wouldn't know how to do it. of course, he's seen other people do it, but he doesn't know what to do. other's have done it in so many different ways and reacted differently each time, so what was he supposed to do?

⋆       with elquackity being elquackity, he would probably blurt it out and just stare at you afterwards. no smile or even raised eyebrows, he would just have a poker face.

"is everything alright, quackity?" hearing that name on your tongue felt like a sin with how it made quackity's skin crawl, and the man could only fidget with his fingerless gloves for a few seconds before his eyes met yours.

he hated looking into your eyes, for you always looked so innocent. like you were pure of any wrongdoings. you were the complete opposite of him.

maybe that's why he so-called "loved" you. or maybe it was the way you smiled, the way you dressed, the way you talked, the way you stared at him like he was the only person in the world—

maybe it was just you in general.

"no." quackity's response was short, and it only made you look at him with more curiosity. "did something happen?"

he let out a scoff at your question, and he crossed his arms as he stared right into your eyes.

it was kind of intimidating if you were being honest.

"i love you."

he didn't understand why your eyes widened like saucers, or why you looked so shocked. was love a bad thing?

"you love me?" you repeated quackity's words, and he could only raise an eyebrow in perplexity. "yes, that's what i said."

what was so hard to understand about that?

⋆       you would end up having to explain everything to elquackity, like what his words meant and dating.

⋆       the funny thing is that he just sat there the whole time and nodded like it was a lesson.

⋆       when you finished explaining everything, elquackity would probably ask you to date him in hopes that would help get rid of his feelings, and you said yes.

⋆       in reality, though, it did not. he truly thought tubbo lied to him for a bit because his feelings only got worse.

⋆       he found himself following you more often like a lost dog, and he didn't enjoy it whatsoever. people often made comments about how he followed you around, and he didn't like that either, yet he never stopped unless he had somewhere to go.

⋆       also, you would be told who he truly was.

⋆       you always had a feeling that quackity wasn't actually quackity, and you were only confirmed that when elquackity revealed that he was quackity's brother.

⋆       he was surprised when you told him that you didn't care, though. it didn't change anything for you.

⋆       he thought you would've hated him and left him, and then he would get over these feelings, but it never happened.

⋆       after that, he would slowly start learning more about relationships.

⋆       he would learn about terms of endearment, so he'd call you things like mi amor, cariño, or whatever you preferred. he's new to this, so he's not going to complain unless it's something he thinks is weird.

⋆       also, when he learns that you're supposed to give your lover flowers, he doesn't get the idea of it and just gets you a whole lot of flowers.

⋆       your house would be full of them.

⋆       but if you're allergic, he'd probably burn them all outside.

⋆       also, expect him to be at your house a lot. he practically lives there with you.

⋆       if you have an egg, you might wanna help elquackity get used to it. he doesn't like the eggs at all, but if you managed to convince him to at least like your egg, then him being at your house would be fine.

⋆       he's a sloppy kisser, by the way.

⋆       does not know how that works.

⋆       it's rare for him to kiss you on the lips since he's always in a rush, so he would prefer kisses on the cheek or forehead. with you, he'd probably kiss your neck or jaw.

⋆       but if you asked him for a kiss on the lips, he'd give you one if you aren't in public.

"mi amor, i'm leaving!"

quackity's voice rang out through the house, and he was met with the sound of someone rushing to the door as his answer.

you popped up from around the corner as you hastily wrapped your arms around him, and he could only let out a few mumbled words before hugging you back. "i'm not going to be gone for long..."

"i know." before quackity could reply, he felt your lips being pressed against his, and he froze.

after a couple seconds, he slowly started to kiss you back—tilting his head while one of his hands gently held the back of your head.

"i'll be home before dinner..."

the statement was mumbled into the kiss before he pulled back, and his forehead rested against yours as he stared at you.

it was hard to figure out what he was thinking, for his eyes never gave it away.

and with that, he let go of you—opening the door behind him before slipping out of the house.

⋆       usually, when he leaves, it means that he's going to take quackity's place. you don't know where the real quackity is when elquackity does it, and you never bothered to ask. you didn't want to upset elquackity.

⋆       but, when elquackity isn't taking quackity's place, he's hiding out at your place or the federation building.

⋆       during purgatory, when elquackity takes quackity's place for it, he is not letting you out of his sight.

⋆       he believes it's too risky, and doesn't want you getting hurt. or die.

⋆       he truly doesn't know how he'll react if you die.

⋆       at first, he hated these feelings. he hated you. he wanted it all to go away.

⋆       but now, he doesn't even think he can function if you went away.

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